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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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YES! YOU'VE LANDED ON MY
SUPER-MEGAPLEX SKYSCRAPER.
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♪ YOU OWE ME TWENTY-TWO
TRILLION DOLLARS ♪♪
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GEE, I ONLY GOT TEN BUCKS.
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OKAY, YOU CAN CLEAN MY ROOM,
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FIX MY BIKE, AND...
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BILL, BILL, BILL.
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OOH, ED McMALLARD.
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BILL, BILL.
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AH, WHAT'S THIS?
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MY HIGH SCHOOL REUNION!
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OH, BOY!
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HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU
ABOUT MY HIGH SCHOOL DAYS?
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RUN FOR IT!
HE'S GONNA REMINISCE!
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THE OLD DAYS IN HIGH SCHOOL.
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I WAS COOL.
SO WERE MY FRIENDS...
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HAM STRING, FOOTBALL CAPTAIN,
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HIS GIRLFRIEND, PREENA LOT.
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[LAUNCHPAD] WHOA, D.W.,
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IS THAT YOU?
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HANDSOME LAD, WASN'T I?
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OOH, NICE HAIR, DAD.
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NOT!
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MY ANALYTICAL ABILITIES
WERE RAZOR SHARP.
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SO, LENNY,
IF THAT'S YOUR REAL NAME,
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YOU CLAIM YOUR PENCIL
WAS ON YOUR BOOK.
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BUT THE PENCIL IS
NO LONGER THERE.
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ERGO,
THE PENCIL HAS BEEN STOLEN!
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THAT'S RIGHT, LENNY.
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SOLVING THIS WILL BE DANGEROUS.
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MRS. WADDLESWORTH
LEFT ME IN CHARGE.
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I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!
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WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT?
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HOW MANY PENCILS DID YOU
HAVE, PAL?
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AHA!
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THE JOCK!
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PERHAPS YOU USE PENCILS
TO KEEP SCORE WITH!
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I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'.
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GOT IT...
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DRAKE THE DWEEB?
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G'WAN. G'WAN, HAM.
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TWEAK HIS BEAK.
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AN EXCELLENT POINT.
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YOU'VE MADE YOUR MISTAKE.
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I'LL RIP THE TRUTH
FROM YOUR MIND
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WITH MY HYPNO COIN!
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WHEN I SNAP MY FINGERS,
YOU'LL BE IN A TRANCE.
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DWEEBUS MAXIMUS.
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MY PENCIL ROLLED OFF MY DESK.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[DARKWING] YEP,
MY FANTASTIC DEDUCTIVE ABILITIES.
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WERE ADMIRED BY EVERYONE...
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GUYS AND GIRLS ALIKE.
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EVEN THE SCIENCE NERD,
ELMO SPUTTERSPARK.
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[GOSALYN] WHOA! HANG ON!
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HOLD THE PHONE!
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THAT SCIENCE NERD
LOOKS FAMILIAR.
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HEY, MY YEARBOOK!
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HAS DADDY TOLD YOU
THE STORY OF THE GIRL,
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THE PEN, THE PIT OF FLAME?
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LOOK!
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[DARKWING GASPS]
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HOLY CATS!
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I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH MEGAVOLT!
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INDIGNITY HEAPED UPON INDIGNITY!
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WHY ME? WHY, WHY, WHY?
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MY REUNION'S COMING UP.
I'VE NOTHING TO WEAR.
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WHY WAS I MADE TO SUFFER?
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WHAT? WHAT'S THAT?
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WEAR THE JUMPSUIT,
BATTERY, GLOVES, HELMET?
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BRILLIANT!
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WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?
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[LAUGHTER]
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AH, HIGH SCHOOL.
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I REMEMBER THOSE GOLDEN DAYS...
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DAYS OF CONSTANT
DEGRADATION AND TORMENT.
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WITHOUT REST FROM THE
ENDLESS STREAM OF ABUSE.
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AHHH, THOSE WERE THE DAYS.
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PLEASE REFRAIN
FROM ACCOSTING ME.
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OH, YEAH?
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YOU AND WHAT ARMY?
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G'WAN. G'WAN, HAM.
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SHOW HIM WHAT'S FOR.
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[GULP]
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AH, FISTICUFFS!
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SO BE IT.
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G'WAN, HAM.
TRASH THE LITTLE MONKEY.
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THIS IS ONLY A TOTAL
DEFEAT, YOU KNOW.
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[MEGAVOLT] ALL THAT CHANGED.
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THAT UNFORGETTABLE
DAY IN JANUARY.
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OR WAS IT JUNE?
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SCHOOL LET OUT,
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BUT I WAS STILL HARD AT WORK.
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I HAVE HARNESSED
THE AWESOME POWER
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OF CARPET STATIC!
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[BUZZ]
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THOSE SCIENCE FOOLS SAID
IT COULDN'T BE DONE.
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WELL, WELL, WELL.
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WHADDA WE GOT HERE?
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WHAT'S THIS,
SOME KINDA WORKOUT MACHINE?
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NO.
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IT'S QUITE SIMPLE.
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I'M USING STATIC ELECTRICITY
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TO POWER THIS INCANDESCENT BULB.
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NOTICE HOW MY STATIC CHARGE
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ATTRACTS THESE SMALL...
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URK!
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I DON'T GET IT.
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I SEE YOU AIN'T
RUNNIN' HARD ENOUGH.
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SOMETIMES YOU NEED
SOMEONE TO PUSH YOU.
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WHOA-OA-OA-OA!
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REMEMBER, ELMO,
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NO PAIN, NO GAIN.
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SEE YA AROUND, POINDEXTER.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[PANTING]
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MY, WHAT A DREADFUL ORDEAL...
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BUT FASCINATING
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FROM A SCIENTIFIC VIEWPOINT.
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I MUST CALL THE JOURNAL
OF STATIC ELECTRICITY.
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BLLBBB!
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BLLBBB!
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OOH!
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YOU ROTTEN,
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TWO-TIMING, NOGOODNIK DOORKNOB!
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DON'T POINT THAT AT ME.
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IT MIGHT GO OFF.
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AT LAST!
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WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED!
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THE ABILITY TO ENTERTAIN OTHERS
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AT COCKTAIL PARTIES!
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THESE POWERS MAY
HAVE GREATER USES!
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I CAN SEEK REVENGE ON
THOSE WHO TORMENTED ME,
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WHO MADE ME A FREAK,
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WHO GAVE ME THIS HAIRSTYLE!
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IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
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ELMO DISAPPEARED JUST
BEFORE GRADUATION.
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THAT'S WHEN MEGAVOLT
FIRST APPEARED!
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WE FOUGHT AT THE PROM.
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YOU'VE BEEN FIGHTING
MEGAVOLT SINCE HIGH SCHOOL?
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YEAH.
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DON'T YOU THINK
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YOU SHOULD'VE BEATEN HIM BY NOW?
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"DON'T YOU THINK..."
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SCOFF IF YOU WILL,
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BUT I SAVED ST.
CANARD HIGH THAT NIGHT.
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CARE TO DANCE?
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DROP DEAD, DWEEB.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG NIGHT.
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I AM MEGAWATT!
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HEY, THAT'S OUR NAME, MAN.
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OH, SORRY.
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IN THAT CASE...
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I AM MEGA... VOLT!
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WHO'S THE GEEK?
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HE'S WORSE THAN DRAKE THE DWEEB.
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OOH! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
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YOUR STARES ARE DRIVING ME MAD!
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I'M GOING TO DESTROY THE
SCHOOL AND ALL OF YOU WITH IT.
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AAH!
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WHERE YA GOIN'?
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THE PARTY HASN'T EVEN STARTED.
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OKAY, GOTTA DO SOMETHING.
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THINK, THINK, THINK.
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AHA!
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C'MON, KIDS.
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LET'S MAKE THIS A
NIGHT TO REMEMBER.
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NICE TRY, DRAKE THE DWEEB.
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LET A REAL MAN
TAKE CARE OF THIS.
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I'M GONNA ENJOY THIS.
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NOT AS MUCH AS ME!
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OOH! OW! OW!
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I'VE GOTTA STOP HIM.
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BUT NO ONE WILL
TAKE ME SERIOUSLY.
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WAIT! WHAT IF I WEREN'T
DRAKE THE DWEEB?
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WHAT IF I WERE... SOMEONE ELSE?
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PERFECT!
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A LITTLE MUSTY,
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BUT IT CONVEYS THE RIGHT EFFECT.
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SMOKE BOMBS LEFT
OVER FROM MacBEAK.
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I NEED A NAME THAT'LL
CONJURE UP THE FEAR
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OF A DARK, MOONLESS NIGHT
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AND THE SPEED OF
AN EAGLE'S WING.
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THE REALLY SCARY FAST THING!
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NO, THAT'S TOO LONG.
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THINK, THINK, THINK!
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THE PURPLE POULTRY?
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THE WEBFOOTED WONDER?
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NO. THE QUACKMEISTER?
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NO! CAPTAIN QUACKAZOID!
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NO!
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I'VE GOTTA COME UP WITH
SOMETHING REALLY FAST!
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OW! OOH EEE!
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HA HA HA HA!
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ST. CANARD HIGH SCHOOL...
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WHO WILL SAVE YOU NOW?
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HA HA HA HA!
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OOH! OOH! OW!
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ALL IS LOST.
NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU NOW!
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YOU'RE CHEMISTRY.
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HUH? HUH? HUH?
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NO, NOT CHEMISTRY, MATH!
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PHYS. ED. NO, HISTORY!
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THAT'S IT, YOU'RE HISTORY!
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[EXPLOSION]
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WHAT?
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I'M THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!
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I'M THE GRADE CURVE
GIVING YOU AN "F."
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I AM DARKWING DUCK!
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I FORESEE DOOM. AAH!
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AAH!
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ALL RIGHT, DARKWING...
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YOU MAY BE TOUGH, BUT I'M NOT!
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OR SOMETHING.
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WOOPSEY.
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HELLO?
PLEASE LET ME OUT OF HERE.
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I'VE GOT A PHOBIA
ABOUT SMALL PLACES!
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DARKWING! DARKWING!
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LET THIS BE A SIGN TO
THOSE IN THE SHADOWS.
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LET TERROR PIERCE
THEIR WIZENED HEARTS.
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NO EVILDOER SHALL
ESCAPE THE WRATH OF...
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DARKWING DUCK!
251
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WHOA. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
252
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,999
OOH!
253
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:16,874
OH, MY. WHAT HAS HAPPENED
HERE WHILE I WAS GONE?
254
00:11:16,875 --> 00:11:19,499
YOU MISSED DARKWING DUCK, MAN.
255
00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,124
DARKWING DUCK MAN?
256
00:11:21,125 --> 00:11:24,832
WHAT IS THIS DARKWING DUCK MAN?
257
00:11:24,833 --> 00:11:27,165
JUST THE COOLEST GUY EVER.
258
00:11:27,166 --> 00:11:29,207
THE OPPOSITE OF YOU,
259
00:11:29,208 --> 00:11:31,458
DWEEBOSAURUS REX!
260
00:11:34,583 --> 00:11:37,165
YEAH, THOSE WERE THE DAYS.
261
00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:40,165
IT'S TIME TO PREPARE FOR BATTLE!
262
00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:43,624
MEGAVOLT WILL TRY TO
DESTROY THIS REUNION!
263
00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:45,415
HISTORY WILL REPEAT ITSELF!
264
00:11:45,416 --> 00:11:48,165
FOR DARKWING DUCK WILL BE THERE
265
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:51,583
TO HAVE A REUNION WITH MEGAVOLT!
266
00:11:57,583 --> 00:12:00,124
FIVE BUCKS FOR VALET PARKING?
267
00:12:00,125 --> 00:12:03,374
AT LEAST GOSALYN STAYED HOME.
268
00:12:03,375 --> 00:12:04,999
WHERE'S THE PUNCH BOWL?
269
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,457
GOSALYN!
270
00:12:06,458 --> 00:12:08,749
WEREN'T YOU STAYING HOME?
271
00:12:08,750 --> 00:12:12,624
DO YOU BELIEVE EVERYTHING I
SAY, DAD?
272
00:12:12,625 --> 00:12:15,457
I CAN'T TAKE YOU HOME NOW.
273
00:12:15,458 --> 00:12:19,249
I'VE GOTTA KEEP AN
EYE OUT FOR MEGAVOLT.
274
00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:22,707
WELL,
IF IT ISN'T DRAKE THE DWEEB.
275
00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:25,165
STILL CAN'T GET A DATE?
276
00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:26,874
HI, HAM.
277
00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:29,999
HOW'S LIFE BEEN TREATING YOU?
278
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,290
OOH, CAN'T COMPLAIN.
279
00:12:32,291 --> 00:12:34,165
HUH-HUH. ME, NEITHER.
280
00:12:34,166 --> 00:12:37,624
I'M PRESIDENT OF THE
COLOSSAL COSMETICS COMPANY.
281
00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:38,625
HAMILTON!
282
00:12:38,626 --> 00:12:41,124
OH, UH, VICE PRESIDENT.
283
00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:42,707
SORRY, BOSS.
284
00:12:42,708 --> 00:12:47,624
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW I
COULD CRUSH YOU FINANCIALLY?
285
00:12:47,625 --> 00:12:50,625
G'WAN, HAM, TWEAK HIS BEAK.
286
00:12:53,708 --> 00:12:55,207
HA HA HA!
287
00:12:55,208 --> 00:13:00,124
SO, YOU WERE ADMIRED AND
RESPECTED IN HIGH SCHOOL, HUH?
288
00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:03,082
AHEM.
WELL, THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT NOW.
289
00:13:03,083 --> 00:13:05,582
WE'RE HERE TO GET MEGAVOLT.
290
00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:10,416
THAT SPARKING SCOFFLAW
WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE!
291
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,582
OKAY, IT'S BEEN SIX HOURS.
292
00:13:14,583 --> 00:13:17,582
I THINK THERE'S A
SLIM POSSIBILITY
293
00:13:17,583 --> 00:13:20,165
I MAY HAVE BEEN MISTAKEN.
294
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:24,124
IT'S NOT THE FIRST
TIME YOU'VE BEEN WRONG.
295
00:13:24,125 --> 00:13:26,624
YEAH.
296
00:13:26,625 --> 00:13:30,165
TRY ONE OF THESE HORSE DO-OVERS.
297
00:13:30,166 --> 00:13:34,165
I WAS SURE MEGAVOLT
WOULD HIT THIS REUNION.
298
00:13:34,166 --> 00:13:36,582
ANY MORE HORSE DO-OVERS?
299
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,165
RIGHT OVER THERE.
300
00:13:38,166 --> 00:13:39,624
THANKS, LAUNCHPAD.
301
00:13:39,625 --> 00:13:41,707
NO PROBLEM-O, MEGAVOLT.
302
00:13:41,708 --> 00:13:43,416
MEGAVOLT? MEGAVOLT? MEGAVOLT?
303
00:13:44,583 --> 00:13:46,707
EXCUSE ME! [FEEDBACK]
304
00:13:46,708 --> 00:13:51,874
I'M GOING TO DESTROY THE
SCHOOL AND ALL OF YOU WITH IT.
305
00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:54,125
YOU KNOW THE DRILL.
306
00:13:55,083 --> 00:13:58,708
EVER GET THAT CREEPY
DEJA VU FEELING?
307
00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:01,208
AAH!
308
00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:09,499
I AM THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!
309
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:13,207
I'M THE FAST FOOD THAT
COMES BACK TO HAUNT YOU!
310
00:14:13,208 --> 00:14:16,583
I AM DARKWING DUCK!
311
00:14:18,416 --> 00:14:21,082
EVER GET THAT CREEPY
DEJA VU FEELING?
312
00:14:21,083 --> 00:14:24,166
EVERY TIME I LOCK YOU AWAY.
313
00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:29,582
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
314
00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:32,874
WE CAN SEE DARKWING
IN ACTION AGAIN.
315
00:14:32,875 --> 00:14:34,583
YEAH. RIGHT.
316
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:36,999
HYAH!
317
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,249
AAH!
318
00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:41,833
WE GOTTA HELP DAD!
319
00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:47,000
OKAY, MEGAVOLT, DROP THAT DUCK!
320
00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:51,499
THAT'S NOT ALL I'LL DROP!
321
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,625
WHOA-OA!
322
00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:59,999
HMM. THEY STILL KEEP ALL OF THE
BAND INSTRUMENTS IN THE BASEMENT.
323
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,875
SUCK GAS, EVILDOER!
324
00:15:08,416 --> 00:15:11,999
EVER GET THAT CREEPY
DEJA VU FEELING?
325
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,457
SHUT UP!
326
00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:14,999
ATTABOY, DARKWING!
327
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,875
HEY!
328
00:15:18,875 --> 00:15:21,082
[GASP]
329
00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:22,208
[GASP] [GASP]
330
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,582
HA HA! DRAKE MALLARD?
331
00:15:27,583 --> 00:15:30,165
DARKWING DUCK IS
DRAKE THE DWEEB?
332
00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:31,499
TOO FUNNY!
333
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,458
HA HA HA!
334
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,125
DWEEB-A-DOODLE-DO!
335
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,832
BUT I...
336
00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:41,166
BU-BU-BUT...
337
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:44,582
I... I... I... I...
338
00:15:44,583 --> 00:15:45,833
AY, AY, AY.
339
00:15:48,708 --> 00:15:51,291
HA HA HA!
340
00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:53,832
BUT... BUT... BUT...
341
00:15:53,833 --> 00:15:55,499
BUT I...
342
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,707
BUT SEE, I... THAT IS...
343
00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:02,165
YEAH, WELL,
JUST BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A MASK
344
00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:05,624
DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT A HERO...
345
00:16:05,625 --> 00:16:08,083
I GUESS.
346
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:15,874
WHOA.
347
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,750
HA HA HA!
348
00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:20,707
I'M A FAILURE.
349
00:16:20,708 --> 00:16:24,207
I SUPPOSE I OUGHTTA
BARBECUE YOU NOW,
350
00:16:24,208 --> 00:16:26,416
BUT I HAVEN'T GOT THE HEART.
351
00:16:27,458 --> 00:16:29,165
BUT DON'T WORRY...
352
00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:34,000
I'M STILL GONNA TAKE
MY REVENGE ON YOU TWO!
353
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:41,874
[PREENA] WAIT UNTIL MY
ATTORNEY GETS HOLD OF YOU!
354
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:44,707
GOS, IT'S DARK UP HERE, TOO.
355
00:16:44,708 --> 00:16:47,707
COME ON.
MEGAVOLT'S GETTING AWAY!
356
00:16:47,708 --> 00:16:49,832
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
357
00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:52,249
STOP HIM.
358
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:55,124
HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR MASK?
359
00:16:55,125 --> 00:16:56,707
WHO CARES?
360
00:16:56,708 --> 00:17:01,624
I DON'T DESERVE TO WEAR A MASK.
I'M A FAILURE.
361
00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:07,249
I'VE JUST BEEN LUCKY.
LOOK HOW I MESSED UP HERE!
362
00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:10,707
YOU NEED TO GO
THWART AN EVILDOER.
363
00:17:10,708 --> 00:17:14,291
THAT'LL GET YOUR
CONFIDENCE BACK.
364
00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:19,415
WHERE SHOULD WE LOOK NOW, DAD?
HUH?
365
00:17:19,416 --> 00:17:22,207
I'M NOT A SLEUTH, I'M A SLUG.
366
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:25,457
A VILE, WORTHLESS,
STINKING SLUG.
367
00:17:25,458 --> 00:17:29,207
I BET MEGAVOLT'S IN THAT
ABANDONED GLUE WAREHOUSE!
368
00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:31,874
WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?
369
00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:34,166
CALL IT A HUNCH.
370
00:17:36,708 --> 00:17:39,874
LET'S MASH THAT
MANIACAL MISCREANT!
371
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:41,707
WHAT CAN I DO?
372
00:17:41,708 --> 00:17:43,874
I'M A FAILURE, A WASHOUT,
373
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:45,332
A ZERO.
374
00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:51,333
YOU SIT THIS ONE OUT.
WE'LL NAB THE BAD GUY.
375
00:17:51,625 --> 00:17:52,832
BINGO.
376
00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:54,832
HA HA HA HA!
377
00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:58,458
HA HA HA HA!
378
00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:04,082
PARTICLE ACCELERATION PLUS
PHASE INVERSION EQUALS...
379
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,457
TOAST! OOH, I LOVE IT!
380
00:18:06,458 --> 00:18:12,207
I'LL FINALLY HAVE REVENGE ON
THOSE WHO MADE ME WHAT I AM!
381
00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:14,083
WHAT AM I, ANYWAY?
382
00:18:16,208 --> 00:18:17,707
A DENTIST? NO.
383
00:18:17,708 --> 00:18:19,249
A LUMBERJACK? NO.
384
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:22,707
KING OF THE JUNGLE? NO.
385
00:18:22,708 --> 00:18:25,249
YOU'RE OKAY NOW, FOLKS.
386
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:28,290
I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT I DO!
387
00:18:28,291 --> 00:18:32,124
FOR THE LOVE OF HEAVEN,
SOMEONE HELP ME!
388
00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:33,582
YOU'RE A SUPERVILL...
389
00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:35,957
OH, RIGHT. THANKS, BUDDY.
390
00:18:35,958 --> 00:18:38,957
STILL GONNA HAFTA
FRICASSEE YOU GUYS!
391
00:18:38,958 --> 00:18:40,875
ROUGH BREAK!
392
00:18:42,708 --> 00:18:45,583
SMOOTH MOVE, LAUNCHPAD.
393
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:49,457
I MUST REMEMBER TO
THANK DOCTOR SLUG
394
00:18:49,458 --> 00:18:51,707
FOR LENDING ME HIS HIDEOUT.
395
00:18:51,708 --> 00:18:56,458
HE'S GIVEN THIS
WAREHOUSE A HOMEY TOUCH.
396
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:06,458
I WANT ALL OF ST.
CANARD TO SEE THIS.
397
00:19:08,583 --> 00:19:11,332
YOU'RE GONNA LIGHT UP MY LIFE!
398
00:19:11,333 --> 00:19:14,999
BY THE TIME THIS BULB
REACHES FULL BRIGHTNESS,
399
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:19,124
YOU'LL BE NOTHING BUT FOUR
LITTLE SMEARS OF SOOT!
400
00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:20,957
HA HA HA HA!
401
00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:24,124
IF WE COULD REACH
THAT RUBBER CEMENT,
402
00:19:24,125 --> 00:19:26,999
WE COULD DUMP IT ON MEGAVOLT!
403
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:31,875
IF WE COULD DO
THAT, WE'D BE FREE.
404
00:19:33,625 --> 00:19:35,958
NOW THAT I'VE QUIT
CRIMEFIGHTING,
405
00:19:37,833 --> 00:19:41,707
MAYBE I SHOULD DONATE MY
GADGETS TO NEEDY SUPERHEROES.
406
00:19:41,708 --> 00:19:45,707
I SHOULD CALL CAPTAIN
PROTOZOA AND SPONGE BOY...
407
00:19:45,708 --> 00:19:48,457
IT'S A LITTLE EARLY FOR SUNRISE.
408
00:19:48,458 --> 00:19:51,624
HOLY CATS!
I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!
409
00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:53,207
BUT I CAN'T.
410
00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:56,207
I'M A LOSER... DRAKE THE DWEEB.
411
00:19:56,208 --> 00:20:01,374
THIS IS NO TIME TO
WALLOW IN SELF-DOUBT!
412
00:20:01,375 --> 00:20:05,332
I'M GETTING QUITE A
CHARGE OUT OF THIS!
413
00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:06,832
GET IT? CHARGE?
414
00:20:06,833 --> 00:20:08,207
HA! GET IT?
415
00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:12,457
THE ONLY CHARGE YOU'LL
GET IS KIDNAPPING!
416
00:20:12,458 --> 00:20:15,332
I THOUGHT YOU LOST
YOUR CONFIDENCE.
417
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:20,832
MAYBE SO, BUT I'M NOT
GOING TO LOSE MY FRIENDS!
418
00:20:20,833 --> 00:20:22,332
THAT'S SO SWEET!
419
00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:25,875
IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK.
420
00:20:26,333 --> 00:20:29,708
TOO BAD I'VE GOTTA VAPORIZE YOU!
421
00:20:33,291 --> 00:20:35,499
SCHPATOOEY!
422
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:38,625
ANYBODY BRING SUNBLOCK?
423
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,165
HA HA HA!
424
00:20:41,166 --> 00:20:43,415
AT LAST! AT LAST,
425
00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:46,624
I'LL BE RID OF
THOSE MEDDLING KIDS
426
00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:48,582
AND THEIR NOSY DOG!
427
00:20:48,583 --> 00:20:50,165
WHOA. WRONG CARTOON.
428
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:52,707
I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE ON... ON...
429
00:20:52,708 --> 00:20:55,207
I DIDN'T KNOCK DARKWING DOWN
430
00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:58,707
INTO THAT RUBBER CEMENT, DID I?
431
00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:01,290
YOU GUESSED IT, SPARKY.
432
00:21:01,291 --> 00:21:04,250
OOH, DON'T EVER CALL ME THAT!
433
00:21:08,708 --> 00:21:10,458
WHEW! WHEW!
434
00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:16,999
WAY TO GO, DAD!
435
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,707
I GUESS WE OWE YOU AN
APOLOGY, DRAKE.
436
00:21:20,708 --> 00:21:22,707
G'WAN, G'WAN, HAM, APOLOGIZE.
437
00:21:22,708 --> 00:21:26,374
GEE, DRAKE,
SORRY FOR ACTIN' LIKE A CHOWDERHEAD.
438
00:21:26,375 --> 00:21:28,707
HAM, YOU WEREN'T ACTING.
439
00:21:28,708 --> 00:21:31,707
YOUR SECRET IDENTITY
IS SAFE WITH US.
440
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:34,499
OH, I DON'T DOUBT IT.
441
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:37,624
DRAKE MALLARD IS
NOT DARKWING DUCK.
442
00:21:37,625 --> 00:21:41,415
DRAKE MALLARD IS
NOT DARKWING DUCK.
443
00:21:41,416 --> 00:21:47,249
BUT HE'S A COOL GUY,
AND YOU SHOULDN'T PICK ON HIM.
444
00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:49,707
YOU SEE? YOU DID IT.
445
00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:53,707
YOU'RE A HERO WITH
OR WITHOUT THE MASK.
446
00:21:53,708 --> 00:21:56,207
I THINK I'LL WEAR IT ANYWAY.
447
00:21:56,208 --> 00:21:58,582
IT KEEPS MY HEAD WARM.
448
00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:02,499
I'VE LOST, BUT I KNOW
DARKWING'S SECRET IDENTITY!
449
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:04,165
HE'S ELMO SPUTTERSPARK!
450
00:22:04,166 --> 00:22:06,165
NO, THAT'S NOT RIGHT.
451
00:22:06,166 --> 00:22:09,416
HE'S HAM STRING. DARN IT!