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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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YOU'LL NEVER CATCH THE CHEESE
GANG, DARKWING!
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WHOA!
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THAT GETS THE BLOOD PUMPING!
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NOT AS MUCH AS THIS WILL!
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AAH! EMERGENCY MEASURES!
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WHEW! THAT EMERGENCY
SUPERSPRING WORKED GREAT, D.W.
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BUT WHAT'S THE PLAN
FOR WHEN WE COME DOWN?
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AAH! AAH!
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SUCK GAS, YOU...
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UNCONSCIOUS EVIL... NEVER MIND.
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AND THAT WAS THE SCENE TONIGHT
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AS THE ENIGMATIC DARKWING DUCK
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SAVED THE CITIZENS OF ST. CANARD
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FROM THE CLUTCHES OF CRIME.
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NEXT ON CANARD COPY,
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A SEARING PROFILE OF
MERRIWEATHER, THE COCKROACH MIME
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APPEARING AT THE ST.
CANARD CENTER FOR THE ARTS.
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WAY COOL! THAT WAS AWESOME!
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WELL, HEH HEH, IT WAS NOTHING.
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IT WAS INCREDIBLE!
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I'VE NEVER SEEN
ANYTHING LIKE IT.
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YOU THINK SO?
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I WAS GOOD, BUT REALLY...
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I'M TALKIN' ABOUT BIANCA
BEAKLEY, MY IDOL!
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I WANNA BE A
NEWSCASTER LIKE HER.
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OH, HER. I GUESS SHE WAS O.K.
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THIS DOESN'T MEAN YOU
CAN'T BE HER IDOL, TOO.
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SHE'S PROBABLY JUST
GOING THROUGH A PHASE.
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BUT SHE IS TOP OF THE NEWS HEAP IN ST.
CANARD,
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AND SHE'S RICH,
BEAUTIFUL, AND BRILLIANT.
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MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED.
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THANK YOU FOR SHARING.
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I GUESS IT'S GOOD SHE HAS
A SOPHISTICATED ROLE MODEL,
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INSTEAD OF A LUNATIC MONSTER.
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LISTEN TO ME,
YOU STINKING COAL WEASELS!
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OUR RATINGS ARE LOWER
THAN A GOPHER'S BASEMENT.
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FIND SOMETHING GOOD,
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OR WE'LL BE WORKING
AT HAMBURGER HIPPO!
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BIANCA,
WE'RE DOING THE BEST WE CAN.
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YOU'RE FIRED!
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WELL?
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SUGGESTIONS?
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[GULP]
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OUR RATINGS WENT UP .0002%
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WHEN WE SHOWED THAT
DARKWING DUCK CLIP.
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MAYBE WE COULD DO
A SERIES ON HIM?
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YOU CALL THAT AN IDEA?
YOU'RE FIRED!
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I HAVE IT!
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WE'LL DO A SERIES
ON DARKWING DUCK.
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WHY ARE YOU SLIME
WAFFLES STANDING AROUND?
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LET'S MOVE!
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BIANCA BEAKLEY, CANARD COPY.
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CARE TO TELL US ABOUT
YOUR HEROIC STRUGGLE
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AGAINST THE FORCES OF EVIL?
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WELL, I'LL TELL YA...
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WHEN I CONSIDER
MISCREANTS LIKE THESE,
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IT BOILS MY ONIONS.
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THAT'S WHY I SCOUR THE CITY
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EXTRACTING KNAVERY LIKE
SOME INFECTED TOOTH...
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WITH OCCASIONAL MINOR
ASSISTANCE FROM LAUNCHPAD.
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THAT CONCLUDES THE
FIRST IN A SERIES
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ON THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT.
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SERIES OF REPORTS?
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UNLESS YOU OBJECT.
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GOLLY. I DON'T KNOW.
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WELL...
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GET READY FOR THE
ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE.
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OH, YEAH.
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THIS IS EXCITEMENT.
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IT'S A SLOW NIGHT.
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WHAT SHOULD I DO ABOUT IT?
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YES! A CRIME!
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CAREFUL!
THE FELONIOUS OWNER MAY BE NEARBY.
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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, SISTER!
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YOU THOUGHT YOU'D GET AWAY WITH IT.
THOUGHT...
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DID THAT HURT AS
MUCH AS IT LOOKED?
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DID I RENT ENOUGH VCRs?
I WANNA GET THIS.
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IN TONIGHT'S SHOW,
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WE TAKE A LOOK AT THAT MASKED
MALLARD, DARKWING DUCK.
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SHOWTIME!
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DARKWING'S DAY ISN'T JUST
FILLED WITH ROBBERIES.
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IT'S ALSO FILLED WITH
SUFFERING, DISAPPOINTMENT,
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AND THE OCCASIONAL SNACK.
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IS MY BILL REALLY THAT BIG?
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YOU DON'T THINK I LOOK FAT?
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REALLY SHOWS HOW I MOP
UP VICIOUS JAYWALKERS...
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AND LOITERERS...
AND LEASH-LAW VIOLATORS.
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WHO AM I KIDDING?
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NOBODY CARES ABOUT THAT STUFF.
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THEY WANT REAL CRIME.
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NOBODY CARES ABOUT THAT STUFF!
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THEY WANNA SEE REAL CRIME!
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WITH THE SUPERVILLAIN
CONVENTION IN FLORIDA,
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THERE'S NO CRIME IN TOWN.
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SUPERVILLAIN CONVENTION?
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I DON'T CARE ABOUT
ANY CONVENTION!
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MY CAREER'S OVER IF DARKWING
DOESN'T FIGHT A SUPERVILLAIN SOON!
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MERRIWEATHER THE COCKROACH IS
BIGGER THAN DARKWING RIGHT NOW.
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ST. CANARD IS MORE
INTERESTED IN BUGS THAN IN...
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WAIT A SECOND!
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SUPERVILLAIN.
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BUG.
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HA HA HA HA!
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EUREKA!
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IF IT'S BUGS PEOPLE WANT,
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THEY'LL GET BUGS LIKE
THEY WON'T BELIEVE!
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DIRECT FROM HIS TOUR
OF THE CONTINENT,
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THE WORLD-FAMOUS MERRIWEATHER
THE COCKROACH MIME!
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I CAN'T SEE A THING FROM HERE.
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SHUSH. IT'S CULTURE.
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HA HA HA HA!
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FEAR ME, ST. CANARD!
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I AM THE MONARCH OF
THE INSECT KINGDOM.
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I AM THE BUG MASTER!
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I'M NOT VERY NICE AT ALL.
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CAREFUL WITH THE
COCONUTS, LITTLE BUDDY.
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OW!
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WE INTERRUPT PELICAN'S ISLAND.
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FOR THIS SPECIAL
CANARD COPY REPORT.
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IT LOOKED LIKE THEY'D
GET OFF THE ISLAND!
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WE TAKE YOU TO THE ST.
CANARD CENTER FOR THE ARTS.
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WHERE THE BUG MASTER HAS TAKEN
MERRIWEATHER THE COCKROACH HOSTAGE.
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I AM THE BUG MASTER.
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THAT SOUNDS LIKE...
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I'VE BEEN WATCHING TV,
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AND I'M SICK OF THIS
SECOND-RATE JERK DARKWING DUCK!
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HEY, HEY! I'M A FIRST-RATE JERK!
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DARKWING, CAN YOU GUESS
WHICH BUG I'LL TAKE NEXT?
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COME ON, LAUNCHPAD.
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THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGE
ABOUT THIS BUG MASTER.
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YEAH.
SHE'S THREATENING A COCKROACH.
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I CALL THAT STRANGE.
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BUT SHE...
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GOS MUST BE GOIN'
THROUGH A PHASE.
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WHAT IS YOUR RESPONSE TO
BUG MASTER'S CHALLENGE?
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BIANC, IT'S LIKE I ALWAYS SAY...
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YOU'VE GOT TO BREAK SOME PENNIES
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TO SAVE AN OMELET.
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COME ON, LAUNCHPAD.
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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THE
BUG MASTER WILL STRIKE HERE?
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ELEMENTARY, MY DEAR LAUNCHPAD.
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BUG MASTER HAS A THING FOR BUGS.
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THE MUSEUM IS SHOWING
ITS MOST PRECIOUS BUG,
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THE GOLDEN SCARAB
OF QUACKANKHAMEN.
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GOOD THINKING, D.W.
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BESIDES, MY SUPERCRIME-SENSING
WATCH SAYS SO.
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WE'RE HERE IN TIME.
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EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT HERE?
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AS LONG AS DARKWING
DUCK IS HERE,
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NO EVILDOER WOULD DARE...
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[BUG BUZZES]
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WOULD DARE TO... YEOWCH!
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THAT'S A TASTE OF
MY WASP'S STING.
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MAKES YOU MAD AS A HORNET.
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ANOTHER PUN-OBSESSED
SUPERVILLAIN.
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MISSED ME, SHOEHORN-BEAK.
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NOT.
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SUCK GAS, EVILDOER!
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ONE FALSE MOVE AND
THE MIME GETS IT.
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O.K. O.K.
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JUST PUT THE COCKROACH DOWN.
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HA! NOT A CHANCE!
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I CAME HERE FOR THE SCARAB,
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AND I'M GOING TO GET IT!
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TRY SOME STINK BUG
GAS, DRONEWING.
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PEEYUU! THAT'S WORSE THAN YOUR
CHICKEN FEATHER PIE, LAUNCHPAD!
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SHE'S GONE!
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AND SO'S THE SCARAB!
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O.K., FINE.
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I KNOW THIS LOOKS BAD,
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BUT EVERYTHING IS
COMPLETELY UNDER CONTROL.
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COMPLETELY UNDER CONTROL.
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ABSOLUTELY CORRECT, DARKWING.
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COMPLETELY UNDER MY CONTROL!
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YOU KNOW, BOYS,
I THINK I LIKE THIS CRIMINAL STUFF.
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THIS SCARAB'S WORTH TWICE
A NETWORK ANCHOR'S SALARY.
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AS FOR THAT COSTUMED BUFFOON,
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HE'S NOTHING MORE THAN
A TRIVIAL ANNOYANCE.
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THAT'S WHY I'M PLANNING MY
FINAL REPORT IN THE SERIES...
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THE EXTERMINATION
OF DARKWING DUCK!
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HA HA HA!
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NICE SHOT OF ME.
GOOD COMPOSITION.
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THE ONLY THING THAT
COULD MAKE IT BETTER
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IS IF I CAUGHT THE CROOK!
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THAT WAS THE SCENE AT THE ST.
CANARD MUSEUM.
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DOESN'T SOMETHING STRIKE YOU
FUNNY ABOUT BIANCA BEAKLEY?
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TOO MUCH MAKE-UP.
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ISN'T IT WEIRD THAT
SHE'S NEVER AROUND
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WHEN THE BUG MASTER APPEARS?
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HOW'D SHE KNOW THAT CROOK
WOULD STRIKE AT THE MUSEUM?
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SHE'S YOUR IDOL.
WHY DON'T YOU ASK HER, MISS PINFEATHERS?
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YEAH. WHY DON'T I?
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UH, MISS BEAKLEY,
I'M GOSALYN MALLARD
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FROM THE ST.
CANARD ELEMENTARY PRESS.
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I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!
YOU'RE TOTALLY COOL!
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THAT'S LOVELY.
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I'LL CALL SECURITY.
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THEY'LL GIVE YOU
AN 8 x 10 GLOSSY.
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[GASP] HEY!
YOU'RE THE BUG MASTER!
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HOLY CATS! MY IDOL'S A CROOK!
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UH, WELL, I'M NOT A CROOK!
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YOU SAW MY REPORTS ON
DARKWING, RIGHT?
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FIENDISH JAYWALKERS?
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HE LOOKED LIKE A
COMPLETE GOOFBALL!
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YEAH, SO?
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SO I CAME UP WITH THIS
PLAN TO MAKE HIM LOOK GOOD.
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THE NEXT TIME WE
FIGHT, HE'LL WIN.
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WHEN CROOKS SEE THAT ON TV,
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THEY'LL BE SCARED OF HIM AGAIN.
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THEN I'LL RETURN THAT STUFF.
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YOU'RE CREATING YOUR OWN NEWS
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TO BOOST YOUR RATINGS?
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UH, WELL, YEAH.
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I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.
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AS LONG AS YOU'RE
HELPING DARKWING.
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SURE I AM. AND NOT EVEN HE KNOWS IT.
WANNA HELP?
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ME? HELP BIANCA BEAKLEY?
YOU BET!
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BEAUTIFUL.
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BY CORRELATING INSECT DATA
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WITH ALL THE DATA ON ST. CANARD,
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I CAN DETERMINE WHERE
BUG MASTER WILL STRIKE.
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ARE YOU SURE THIS'LL WORK?
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LAUNCHPAD, THIS IS SCIENCE.
SCIENCE ALWAYS WORKS.
252
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I'LL BE OVER HERE
READING THE FUNNIES.
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HEH HEH. DON'T STRAIN YOURSELF.
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AH, HERE WE GO.
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FACT ONE...
THE ZASLOVIAN SQUAT FLY
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EATS THREE TIMES ITS WEIGHT.
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SO WHAT?
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HEY, D.W., LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
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FACT TWO... ST.
CANARD MAKES AN IDEAL HOLIDAY SPOT.
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WHAT IS THIS?
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00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:47,832
HOW AM I GONNA TRACK
THE BUG MASTER NOW?
262
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MAYBE THIS IS WHERE
SHE'LL STRIKE.
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IT SEEMS SO TO
THE UNTRAINED EYE.
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"DARKWING, MEET ME AT MIDNIGHT
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"IN THE WAREHOUSE
AT 3rd AND McSWAIN.
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THE BUG MASTER."
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SOMETIMES THE UNTRAINED
EYE CAN BE RIGHT.
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COME ON, LAUNCHPAD.
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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WONDER WHAT IT COSTS TO
HAVE MY EYES TRAINED.
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IT ALWAYS COMES TO
THIS, LAUNCHPAD...
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YOU, ME,
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A SUPERVILLAIN CRAVING
MY DESTRUCTION,
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AND AN ABANDONED WAREHOUSE.
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I WISH ONCE IT COULD
BE A ROLLER RINK.
276
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D.W., IT'S MERRIWEATHER
THE COCKROACH!
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D.W., HE'S MIMING "DANGER"!
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WHAT DOES HE KNOW?
HE'S A COCKROACH.
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PSST. DARKWING! OVER HERE!
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THAT
COSTUME, MISSY?
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HA HA HA.
YOU'VE PLAYED INTO OUR HANDS,
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YOU MASKED MEATHEAD. NOW!
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00:14:58,333 --> 00:14:59,874
YOU FOOL!
284
00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:04,332
YOU'RE NO MATCH FOR THE
BUG MASTER AND THE GRUB!
285
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DARKWING DUCK,
286
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PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM!
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00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:09,749
[GULP] OH, YEAH.
288
00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:11,875
SHE'S DEFINITELY
GOING THROUGH A PHASE.
289
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:23,374
HA! I HAVE THE ARMOR OF A BEETLE
AND THE WEBBING OF A SPIDER.
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00:15:23,375 --> 00:15:27,707
PARDON ME,
LITTLE GIRL WHOM I DON'T KNOW,
291
00:15:27,708 --> 00:15:29,957
JUST WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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ACT EVIL.
MAKE IT GOOD FOR THE CAMERA.
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00:15:33,458 --> 00:15:35,624
HA HA HA!
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00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:37,582
O.K., DARKWING,
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00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:41,999
YOU'RE GOIN' TO THE
BIG BEEHIVE IN THE SKY.
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00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,875
BOYS, TAKE 'EM TO THE BEESWAX!
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00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:52,625
AT LEAST GOS LOOKS CUTE
IN HER GRUB COSTUME.
298
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:03,457
MERRIWEATHER,
CAN YOU SLIP THROUGH THOSE CUFFS?
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00:16:03,458 --> 00:16:08,415
YEAH, A FREE COCKROACH
WOULD BE A MAJOR ADVANTAGE.
300
00:16:08,416 --> 00:16:10,499
SMILE FOR THE CAMERA,
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00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:13,165
THIS IS YOUR FINAL
SPECIAL REPORT.
302
00:16:13,166 --> 00:16:16,624
AFTER A DIP IN THIS
BOILING BEESWAX,
303
00:16:16,625 --> 00:16:21,082
YOU'RE GONNA BE NOTHING BUT
AN UNUSUALLY UGLY CANDLE!
304
00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:24,707
IN CASE YOU GET ANY
IDEAS OF ESCAPING,
305
00:16:24,708 --> 00:16:26,874
I'VE STILL GOT MY WASP'S STING.
306
00:16:26,875 --> 00:16:30,957
NOW I RECOGNIZE YOU!
YOU'RE BIANCA BEAKLEY!
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00:16:30,958 --> 00:16:36,624
GOOD CALL, HAWKEYE,
BUT YOU WON'T LIVE TO BREAK THIS STORY.
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LOWER 'EM IN!
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GOS...
LITTLE GIRL I'VE NEVER MET!
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00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:46,249
IF YOU'RE ANGLING FOR
A BIGGER ALLOWANCE,
311
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THIS ISN'T THE WAY!
312
00:16:48,291 --> 00:16:51,207
WHEN'S HIS CHANCE TO ESCAPE?
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00:16:51,208 --> 00:16:57,583
UH, AT THE LAST SECOND.
IT'S MORE IMPRESSIVE.
314
00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:04,749
WHAT DID I DO TO
GOSALYN TO DESERVE THIS?
315
00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:08,457
YOU GROUNDED HER UNTIL HER
SENIOR YEAR OF COLLEGE.
316
00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:12,999
YOU MADE HER EAT BEETS,
THOUGH SHE HATES 'EM.
317
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,249
THEN ANOTHER TIME...
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I GET THE IDEA!
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00:17:16,708 --> 00:17:20,707
THEY'RE CLOSE.
IT'S TIME TO LET DARKWING WIN.
320
00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:23,624
TRUST ME. I'M YOUR IDOL, RIGHT?
321
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,374
I KNOW WHAT'S BEST.
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00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:26,415
YEAH.
323
00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:30,458
BUT JUST IN CASE.
324
00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:32,749
YEOW!
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00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:35,457
GIMME BACK MY STINGER,
326
00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:36,999
YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT!
327
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:41,582
I NEVER REALIZED THAT WAXY
BUILDUP COULD BE SERIOUS!
328
00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:45,249
THESE MANACLES HAVE EXPANDED
SLIGHTLY FROM THE HEAT.
329
00:17:45,250 --> 00:17:48,290
I'VE GOT TO USE THE SECRETS
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OF ANCIENT CARPATHIAN
BONE DISLOCATION.
331
00:17:51,125 --> 00:17:56,290
I'D FORGOTTEN HOW PAINFUL ANCIENT
CARPATHIAN BONE DISLOCATION WAS!
332
00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:59,875
BUT... IT'S... WORKING!
333
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:05,083
I'LL GET YOU GUYS OUT OF THIS!
334
00:18:12,583 --> 00:18:14,082
OOH!
335
00:18:14,083 --> 00:18:15,208
OOF!
336
00:18:16,291 --> 00:18:18,415
ANOTHER LAST-SECOND ESCAPE!
337
00:18:18,416 --> 00:18:19,458
IMPRESSIVE.
338
00:18:21,333 --> 00:18:24,749
I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T
REALLY BETRAY ME.
339
00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:27,832
IT'S THE FIRST RULE OF
INVESTIGATIVE REPORTING.
340
00:18:27,833 --> 00:18:31,249
MAKE 'EM THINK
YOU'RE ON THEIR SIDE,
341
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:33,000
THEN WHAMMO!
342
00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:54,083
[GRUNTING]
343
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:59,999
I GOTTA CUT OUT THESE
SIX-BURGER LUNCHES.
344
00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:02,290
YOU DON'T LOOK GOOD EITHER.
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00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:03,708
[BURP]
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00:19:07,708 --> 00:19:09,000
AAH!
347
00:19:12,583 --> 00:19:15,250
I GOTTA GET THIS ON TAPE.
348
00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:24,874
DIDN'T RECKON ON MY SONIC
CRICKET'S CHIRP BLASTER, EH?
349
00:19:24,875 --> 00:19:31,000
I'LL BE BACK TO GET YOU AFTER
I GET DARKWING! TRAITOR.
350
00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:41,624
ALL RIGHT, DARKWING!
351
00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:45,082
I OUGHTA GET A GOLD MEDAL.
352
00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:47,500
D.W., LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!
353
00:19:49,416 --> 00:19:50,499
WHOA!
354
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:54,207
THANKS,
BUT I KNEW HE WAS BEHIND ME.
355
00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:57,332
YOU CAN'T CATCH ME BY SURPRISE!
356
00:19:57,333 --> 00:20:01,290
O.K.,
MAYBE ONCE IN A WHILE YOU CAN.
357
00:20:01,291 --> 00:20:03,374
HA HA HA!
358
00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:05,374
YOU POOR LITTLE LARVA!
359
00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:08,874
IF I CAN'T BOIL YOU IN BEESWAX,
360
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,499
I'LL COCOON YOU IN COBWEBS.
361
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:12,999
NIFTY.
362
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:17,749
ANYWAY, WE'LL BE A SHOO-IN
FOR WACKY HOME VIDEOS.
363
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:21,999
YOU'VE BUGGED ME FOR THE LAST
TIME, DARKWING!
364
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:26,500
PREPARE TO FIND OUT
HOW A FLY FEELS!
365
00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:28,290
MUST... PULL...
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00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:30,624
ARM... FREE!
367
00:20:30,625 --> 00:20:33,708
NOW,
MY TRUSTY BUZZSAW CUFF LINKS.
368
00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:41,000
SUCK WEBS, EVILDOER!
369
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:48,415
OHH!
370
00:20:48,416 --> 00:20:50,124
OOF!
371
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:53,290
GET ME OUT OF THIS WEB,
372
00:20:53,291 --> 00:20:57,499
OR YOU'LL NEVER WORK
IN THIS TOWN AGAIN.
373
00:20:57,500 --> 00:21:00,374
CAUGHT IN HER OWN WEB OF DECEIT!
374
00:21:00,375 --> 00:21:02,082
NICE GOING, D.W.
375
00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:03,874
NICE MOVE, DAD!
376
00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:05,582
UH, DARKWING.
377
00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:07,082
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
378
00:21:07,083 --> 00:21:10,415
DARKWING DUCK IS
MORE THAN A MATCH
379
00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:13,415
FOR ANY FILTHY LITTLE INSECT!
380
00:21:13,416 --> 00:21:14,875
D.W.!
381
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:17,957
OH. SORRY, MERRIWEATHER.
382
00:21:17,958 --> 00:21:22,332
I MEANT SOME OTHER
FILTHY LITTLE INSECT.
383
00:21:22,333 --> 00:21:24,457
THAT WAS DARKWING DUCK'S DEFEAT
384
00:21:24,458 --> 00:21:26,874
OF THE NOTORIOUS BUG MASTER,
385
00:21:26,875 --> 00:21:30,707
A.K.A. FORMER NEWSCASTER
BIANCA BEAKLEY.
386
00:21:30,708 --> 00:21:33,957
THIS VIDEO WAS PROVIDED
BY GOSALYN MALLARD.
387
00:21:33,958 --> 00:21:37,124
OF THE ST.
CANARD ELEMENTARY PRESS.
388
00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:39,582
YES! MY FIRST BIG SCOOP!
389
00:21:39,583 --> 00:21:42,082
WAY TO GO, GOSAROONIE!
390
00:21:42,083 --> 00:21:44,332
YEP. GOOD JOB, GOS.
391
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:49,582
TOO BAD YOUR IDOL WAS AN
EGOMANIAC AFTER CHEAP PUBLICITY.
392
00:21:49,583 --> 00:21:52,999
DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF.
393
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,290
I WAS TALKING ABOUT
BIANCA BEAKLEY!
394
00:21:56,291 --> 00:21:57,832
WELL, UH, REMEMBER,
395
00:21:57,833 --> 00:22:02,165
YOU WERE MY IDOL
WAY BEFORE SHE WAS.
396
00:22:02,166 --> 00:22:03,749
THAT'S MY GIRL.
397
00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:05,457
OF COURSE I WAS.
398
00:22:05,458 --> 00:22:08,749
I'M STILL NOT RAISING
YOUR ALLOWANCE.
399
00:22:08,750 --> 00:22:11,166
IT WAS WORTH A SHOT.