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♪ DARING DUCK OF MYSTERY ♪
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♪ CHAMPION OF RIGHT ♪
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♪ SWOOPS OUT OF THE SHADOWS ♪
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♪ DARKWING OF THE NIGHT ♪
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♪ SOMEWHERE SOME
VILLAIN SCHEMES ♪
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♪ BUT HIS NUMBER'S UP ♪
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3, 2, 1!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS.
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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DARKWING, DARKWING DUCK!
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♪ A CLOUD OF SMOKE
AND HE APPEARS ♪
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♪ THE MASTER OF SURPRISE ♪
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♪ WHO'S THAT CUNNING
MIND BEHIND ♪
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♪ THE SHADOWY DISGUISE ♪
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♪ NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE ♪
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♪ THE BAD GUYS ARE OUT OF LUCK ♪
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♪ HERE COMES ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LOOK OUT!
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♪ WHEN THERE'S TROUBLE
YOU CALL D.W. ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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LET'S GET DANGEROUS!
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪
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♪ YOU BETTER WATCH
OUT, YOU BAD BOYS ♪
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♪ DARKWING DUCK ♪♪
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WOULDN'T WANT TO
MEET HIM CAMPING,
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NOT WITHOUT
INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH BUG SPRAY.
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THAT SPECIES HAS BEEN EXTINCT
FOR OVER 70 MILLION YEARS.
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DOESN'T LOOK A DAY
OVER A MILLION.
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MUST'VE HAD A GREAT
SKIN MOISTURIZER.
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THE AMBER PRESERVED IT
IN PERFECT CONDITION.
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HOW'D HE GET INSIDE THERE?
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THIS AMBER IS MERELY
THE FOSSILIZED TREE SAP
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THAT TRAPPED THE INSECT
BEFORE IT HARDENED.
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THIS IS REALLY
FASCINATING, PROFESSOR,
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BUT WHY DID YOU CONTACT ME?
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I COULD BE OUT
SOLVING MYSTERIES!
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WE HAVE A MYSTERY HERE
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THAT ONLY YOU MAY
BE ABLE TO SOLVE.
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YEP, YEP, YEP, AHH...
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MY STERLING REPUTATION
PRECEDES ME.
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I'VE HEARD YOU WERE A GOOF,
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BUT THIS TIME,
YOU SEEM TO BE THE ONE TO ASK.
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DINOSAURS! I'LL GET THE CAGE!
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CAGE?
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IS USING QUACKERJACK'S TIME
MACHINE A GOOD IDEA, D.W.?
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I HAVE NO CHOICE.
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I WON'T SLEEP
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UNTIL I FIND OUT WHO'S
INSIDE THE AMBER.
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O.K., I'M READY.
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AND WHAT'S THAT FOR?
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MY NEW PET...
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NOTHING CARNIVOROUS...
A STEGOSAURUS OR SOMETHING.
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NO PETS, NO LITTLE GIRLS...
WE'RE GOING ALONE.
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WHO'S GONNA TAKE CARE OF ME
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IF YOU GET RIPPED UP
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BY SOMETHING WITH
TIRE-IRON-SIZE FANGS?
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MAYBE I BETTER STAY.
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YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME BEHIND.
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OOO-KAY.
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BESIDES, WACKY HOME VIDEOS
WILL PAY MEGA-BUCKS.
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FOR SOME EMBARRASSING
DINOSAUR FOOTAGE.
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WELL, LOOKS CLEAR.
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I WANT EVERYONE TO
BE EXTREMELY CAREFUL.
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WHO KNOWS WHAT BLOODTHIRSTY
CARNIVORE STALKS THIS...
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AAH!
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70 MILLION YEARS INTO THE PAST
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AND I FORGET TO
RECHARGE THE BATTERIES.
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SO MUCH FOR WACKY HOME VIDEOS.
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IF YOU'RE THROUGH SHORTENING
MY LIFE SPAN, GOSALYN,
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I'D LIKE TO GET MOVING NOW.
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THIS MAP SHOULD LEAD US TO WHERE
THE AMBER BLOCK ORIGINATED.
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OH, DARN.
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YOU KNOW,
I HATE IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS.
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[GRRR]
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WE'VE COME THIS FAR TO
BE A DINOSAUR'S CHEW TOY.
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DUCKBILLED DINOSAURS
WERE PLANT EATERS.
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AT LEAST, THAT'S THE THEORY.
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WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU?
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KEEN GEAR! IT TALKS!
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I TALK? OF COURSE I TALK,
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BUT YOU? THIS...
THIS IS AMAZING...
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TALKING... THINGIES!
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I'M GETTING MY NET.
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UNBELIEVABLE! IT'S A TALK...
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DID HE SAY NET?
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HEY!
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THOSE ULTRAVIOLET RAYS
MUTATE THE DARNDEST THINGS.
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HEY, I'M NOT A DARNDEST THING.
I'M DARKWING DUCK.
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IS THAT A GENUS OR SPECIES?
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IT'S A NAME... MY NAME!
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I'M DR. DENTON.
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BOY, YOU'LL IMPRESS THE
COUNCIL OF TECHNOSAURS.
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COUNCIL OF WHAT?
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TECHNOSAURS.
DID YOU USED TO BE HAIRIER?
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PROFESSOR BUMPROCK COLLECTED
SOME HAIRY APE THINGIES LIKE YOU.
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SHE CAUGHT 'EM USING TOOLS.
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YOU BET WE STOPPED THAT.
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THE WAY THEY WERE MULTIPLYING,
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THEY COULD'VE
OVERRUN THE PLANET.
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HEY, LOOK, GODZILLA.
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THAT'S DR. DENTON.
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WHATEVER. WE ARE NOT MUTATIONS.
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WE'RE FROM THE FUTURE.
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FROM... THE FUTURE?
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OH, I GET IT.
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I GET IT.
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IT'S HUMOR.
YOU'VE EVOLVED A SENSE OF HUMOR.
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THAT'S RICH. IT REALLY IS.
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AS IF WE DINOSAURS
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COULD EVER EVOLVE INTO
CREATURES LIKE YOU.
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THAT'S CUTE.
WELL, YOU DIDN'T EVOLVE, PAL.
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YOU BECAME EXTINCT.
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EXTINCT?
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ISN'T THAT A TOUCHY SUBJECT?
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EXTINCT!
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AND HOW, PRAY TELL,
DID THAT HAPPEN?
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IT WAS THE ICE AGE.
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IT GOT COLD.
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IT WAS SNOWING AND...
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I SUPPOSE IT NEVER OCCURRED
TO US TO PUT ON COATS.
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HELP ME OUT, GOS.
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MANY BELIEVE A GIANT
METEOR SMASHED INTO EARTH
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AND IXNAYED YOU DINOSAURS.
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SURE. ALL THE DINOSAURS
CROWDED INTO ONE SPOT
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JUST TO BE UNDER A
BIG FALLING ROCK.
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YOU'RE NOT FROM THE FUTURE.
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I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE,
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AND ITS NAME IS DUCKBILLVILLE.
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OBSERVE... A CITY RUN BY
TECHNOLOGY, NOT BUREAUCRACY.
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NO PENCIL-PUSHING
POLITICIANS FOR US.
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OUR UTOPIA'S MOTTO IS
"IMPROVE IT OR MOVE IT."
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YOU CAR RUNS SMOOTH EVEN
WITH CONCRETE TIRES.
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OUR ROADS ARE HIGH-PERFORMANCE,
STEEL-BELTED RADIALS.
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[DARKWING] YOU MEAN
YOU HAVE CONCRETE TIRES
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AND RUBBER ROADS?
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[DR. DENTON] OUR
CITY'S IN THE FOREFRONT
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OF MODERN TECHNOLOGY.
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SEE OUR ELEVATOR BUILDING.
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NEAT, HUH?
I KNEW YOU'D BE SPEECHLESS.
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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DR. DENTON?
JUST A MINUTE, PLEASE.
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DR. DENTON, IT'S FOR YOU!
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I CAN TELL YOU'RE IMPRESSED.
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WE CALL IT A CAR PHONE.
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WHAT?
THE MEETING'S BEEN MOVED UP?
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I'M ON MY WAY. THANKS.
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YOU'RE WELCOME... GULP!
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LONG-DISTANCE CALLS
MUST BE REAL KILLERS.
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THE COUNCIL OF TECHNOSAURS
WILL COME TO ORDER.
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FIRST, THE PROGRESS REPORT
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ON THE LATEST DISCOVERIES
AND INVENTIONS.
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DR. FERNCHEW, YOU GO FIRST.
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THANK YOU, SIR GLUMFIELD.
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PROGRESS CONTINUES IN
HOME APPLIANCE DIVISION.
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THERE ARE STILL SOME BUGS.
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OUR SELF-CLEANING OVEN GETS
STUCK IN THE RINSE CYCLE.
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THE IMPORTANT THING IS
NOT TO GET DISCOURAGED.
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PROFESSOR BUMPROCK
HAS A NEW DISCOVERY
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SHE'D LIKE TO SHARE WITH US.
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WHAT CAN I SAY,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
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OTHER THAN...
TREE SAP IS OUR FUTURE!
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THOUGH SOMEWHAT DIFFICULT
TO CLEAN OFF ONE'S FEET,
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I'M POSITIVE IT'LL PROVE
TO BE FABULOUSLY BENEFICIAL
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TO SOCIETY AS A
FACIAL MOISTURIZER.
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I KNOW WHY YOU PALEOLITHIC
PEABRAINS BECAME EXTINCT.
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YOU DO EVERYTHING BACKWARDS.
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HEY, KEEP QUIET.
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YOU'LL GET ME IN TROUBLE.
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KEEP YOUR MUTATIONS
UNDER CONTROL.
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YES, SIR GLUMFIELD.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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WE ARE NOT MUTATIONS.
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WE'RE FROM THE FUTURE.
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THE FUTURE?
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HE DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
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YOU KNOW HOW MUTANTS
RUN AT THE MOUTH.
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WHEELS ARE RUBBER.
ROADS ARE CONCRETE.
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AND THIS OVEN IS FOR COOKING
FOOD, NOT LAUNDRY.
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REALLY?
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THEN WHERE DO YOU POUR
THE FABRIC SOFTENER?
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JUST LIKE THOSE APE THINGS.
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MAYBE WE SHOULD SQUASH
THEM BEFORE THEY MULTIPLY.
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STOP BEFORE THEY SIT ON YOU.
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IT COULD PUT A PERMANENT
PRESS IN YOUR CAPE.
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YES, THE CAPE.
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IS IT COMMON FOR
PEOPLE OF THE FUTURE
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TO WEAR GAUDY CLOTHES?
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THIS DISGUISE IS TO HIDE
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MY REAL IDENTITY
AS I FIGHT CRIME.
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OF COURSE,
NOT THAT THERE IS ANY CRIME
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THIS INCREDIBLY SOPHISTICATED
UTOPIA OF YOURS.
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LET'S FIND SOME
TROGLODYTES TO PLAY WITH.
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[GLUMFIELD] WAIT!
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WE MIGHT HAVE ONE
SLIGHT PROBLEM.
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JOHNNY T. IS COMING TO TOWN!
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[TEETH CHATTERING]
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NO MATTER WHAT THE EON,
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DARKWING DUCK
FIGHTS FOR JUSTICE.
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CAREFUL...
THESE GUYS ARE REALLY, REALLY BIG.
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THEN THE HARDER THEY'LL FALL.
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IS IT AN EARTHQUAKE?
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HEY, WHAT THE HECK ARE THOSE?
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APPETIZERS.
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THIS IS NICE.
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WHO ELSE BUT THE FRIENDLY
CITIZENS OF DUCKBILLVILLE
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WOULD WELCOME US
WITH A SNACK TRAY?
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WHAT'S THIS?
I DIDN'T ORDER SMOKED MEATS.
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I'M THE TERROR THAT
FLAPS IN THE NIGHT!
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I'M THE LIMESTONE THAT
PETRIFIES YOUR BONES!
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I AM DARKWING DUCK!
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WHOA. THAT IS ONE
WEIRD-LOOKING THINGIE.
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[KARATE YELL]
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UH-OH.
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MAYBE IT'S "THE BIGGER THEY ARE,
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THE... HARDER... THEY... ARE."
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HOW DO YOU DO?
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I AM JOHNNY T. REX.
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THESE ARE MY ASSOCIATES...
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THROTTLE AND MUDFLAP.
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HOW YA DOIN'?
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NOW THAT INTRODUCTIONS
ARE OVER...
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WASTE HIM, BOYS.
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GRRR!
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TWO WORDS...
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BREATH MINT.
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I WANTED HIM GOOSHED!
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GOING UP!
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COMING THROUGH!
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YEOW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
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SUCK SNEEZES, EVILDOERS!
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AH... AH...
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AH... AH...
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00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:04,125
AH-CHOO! AH-CHOO!
238
00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:12,124
THAT'S SOCKIN' IT TO 'EM!
239
00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:14,290
UNBELIEVABLE!
WE BEAT A DINOSAUR!
240
00:12:14,291 --> 00:12:16,582
I DID, DIDN'T I?
241
00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:19,165
ACTUALLY,
I BEAT THREE DINOSAURS.
242
00:12:19,166 --> 00:12:22,874
MERE TYRANNOSAURS DON'T STAND
A CHANCE AGAINST DARKWING.
243
00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:26,749
Y'KNOW, DAD,
YOU DID HAVE SOME HELP.
244
00:12:26,750 --> 00:12:28,500
HE'LL NEED MORE.
245
00:12:34,291 --> 00:12:36,457
I LIKE YOU, KID.
246
00:12:36,458 --> 00:12:37,874
YOU SHOW GUTS.
247
00:12:37,875 --> 00:12:40,582
GUTS LIKE THAT
SHOULD BE REWARDED.
248
00:12:40,583 --> 00:12:43,332
WHO PUT HIM UP TO THIS?
249
00:12:43,333 --> 00:12:45,582
I BROUGHT ME! THEM! I DID!
250
00:12:45,583 --> 00:12:47,999
OKAY. THIS IS GOOD.
251
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,332
THIS IS LUNCH.
252
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:50,624
THIS IS DINNER.
253
00:12:50,625 --> 00:12:52,082
YOU'RE OUR MIDNIGHT SNACK.
254
00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:54,708
YOU... I THINK BRUNCH.
255
00:12:57,083 --> 00:12:59,165
TRY SOME MARINARA SAUCE.
256
00:12:59,166 --> 00:13:00,999
I FEEL ZESTY TODAY.
257
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,458
OH...
258
00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:11,207
DO SOMETHING BEFORE THE WHOLE
TOWN BECOMES A BLUE PLATE SPECIAL!
259
00:13:11,208 --> 00:13:14,165
I CAN TAKE THESE
GOONS BLINDFOLDED.
260
00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:15,582
WE'LL BE LUCKY
261
00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:20,874
IF THERE'S ENOUGH LEFT OF
US TO FLOSS OUT THEIR GUMS.
262
00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:23,957
YOU CAN'T OUT MACHO
A TYRANNOSAURUS REX.
263
00:13:23,958 --> 00:13:27,874
IT'S WHAT'S INSIDE
THE DUCK THAT COUNTS.
264
00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:33,374
IT'S THE DUCK THAT'LL BE INSIDE
THE DINOSAUR THAT WORRIES ME.
265
00:13:33,375 --> 00:13:36,874
WHAT SAY YOU CLEAR OUT NOW
266
00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:38,874
AND LEAVE THESE PEOPLE ALONE?
267
00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:41,874
AND LEAVE THIS
UTOPIA OF TECHNOLOGY?
268
00:13:41,875 --> 00:13:45,374
THAT'S THE WHOLE
REASON I COME HERE...
269
00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:48,499
ASIDE FROM THE
CUISINE, OF COURSE.
270
00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,999
LET'S MAKE WITH THE DISCOVERIES!
271
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,874
THIS IS MY SELF-CLEANING OVEN,
272
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:57,874
ALREADY MODIFIED PER DARKWING
DUCK'S SUGGESTIONS, OF COURSE.
273
00:13:57,875 --> 00:14:00,874
WHAT WOULD THEY DO WITHOUT ME?
274
00:14:00,875 --> 00:14:05,582
I WAS USING IT ON
LAUNDRY INSTEAD OF FOOD.
275
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:10,332
WE'RE ALWAYS INTERESTED IN NEW
METHODS OF FOOD PREPARATION.
276
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:12,750
OH! IT'S... IT'S DONE.
277
00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:25,083
NOT SO GOOD, BOSS.
278
00:14:25,958 --> 00:14:29,457
I SAID TO BAKE IT, NOT BATHE IT.
279
00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:30,874
YOU GOTTA HELP US!
280
00:14:30,875 --> 00:14:33,457
THAT GUY'S A TYRANNOSAURUS REX!
281
00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:36,457
HE'S GOT TEETH BIGGER THAN ME!
282
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:41,124
IT'S NOT LIKE WE CAN CHALLENGE
HIM TO ARM WRESTLING.
283
00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:42,457
THAT'S IT!
284
00:14:42,458 --> 00:14:45,457
AND THINNED DOWN, THIS TREE SAP
285
00:14:45,458 --> 00:14:49,333
MAKES A FABULOUSLY
BENEFICIAL INSECT REPELLENT.
286
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,624
[BUZZING]
287
00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:55,749
OR NOT.
288
00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:59,290
THAT'S THE BEST
TECHNOLOGY OF THE MONTH?
289
00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:01,165
OKAY...
290
00:15:01,166 --> 00:15:02,875
IT'S CHOW TIME.
291
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:06,374
[TEETH CHATTERING]
292
00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:09,290
TOUCH THEM AND SUFFER
THE CONSEQUENCES,
293
00:15:09,291 --> 00:15:10,457
YOU OVERGROWN LIZARDS!
294
00:15:10,458 --> 00:15:12,707
WHAT KINDA CONSEQUENCES...
295
00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:15,457
FUTURE BOY?
296
00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:19,290
WHAT-KIND-OF- UH-CONSEQUENCES?
SPECIFICALLY?
297
00:15:19,291 --> 00:15:23,624
DID I PUSH THIS
MACHO THING TOO FAR?
298
00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:26,165
NOT SO MUCH CONSEQUENCES AS...
299
00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:28,624
CONDIMENTS...
THEY HAVE LOUSY CONDIMENTS!
300
00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:33,499
THE RIGHT APPETIZERS WILL
MORE THAN MAKE UP FOR IT...
301
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:34,707
DARKMEAT.
302
00:15:34,708 --> 00:15:38,999
SURE... CHOMP HIS BONES
INTO A BLOODY PULP.
303
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,415
SURE... YOU CAN TEAR HIM...
304
00:15:41,416 --> 00:15:44,332
DON'T GIVE HIM ANY NEW IDEAS.
305
00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:49,249
HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET TO
FACE A REAL CHALLENGE?
306
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:51,832
BEING THE UNQUESTIONABLY
DOMINANT LIFEFORM
307
00:15:51,833 --> 00:15:56,582
OF THE EARLY CRETACEOUS
PERIOD DOES MAKE LIFE MUNDANE.
308
00:15:56,583 --> 00:16:00,624
SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN
MIND, DUMPLING?
309
00:16:00,625 --> 00:16:05,415
DARKWING DUCK'S GONNA TAKE
YOU ON AT YOUR OWN GAME.
310
00:16:05,416 --> 00:16:06,707
UH, EATING?
311
00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:07,749
NO.
312
00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:10,749
I'M TALKIN' CHOPPERS, HOGS,
313
00:16:10,750 --> 00:16:12,874
EARTH-STOMPIN' STREET MACHINES!
314
00:16:12,875 --> 00:16:15,999
UH, WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
315
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,874
HE'S GONNA RACE
US ON MOTORCYCLES!
316
00:16:18,875 --> 00:16:21,249
HA HA! HA HA HA!
317
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:24,999
AND THE LOSER LEAVES
DUCKBILLVILLE.
318
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,874
OKAY, I'M A SPORT. I'M A SPORT,
319
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:31,874
BUT NOBODY CAN OUTRUN MY GANG.
320
00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:33,582
WE RACE TOMORROW.
321
00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:35,124
[TEETH CHATTERING]
322
00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:39,375
UNTIL THEN, NOBODY EATS.
323
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,582
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
324
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:46,415
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
325
00:16:46,416 --> 00:16:51,624
WITH A NEW RATCATCHER MADE
WITH MODERN TECHNOLOGY,
326
00:16:51,625 --> 00:16:54,624
WE'LL RIDE RINGS
AROUND THOSE BOZOS.
327
00:16:54,625 --> 00:16:58,624
GUESS YOUR BRAINS ARE
RUBBIN' OFF ON ME.
328
00:16:58,625 --> 00:17:01,415
COME HERE, YOU LITTLE KISS UP.
329
00:17:01,416 --> 00:17:05,333
[LAUNCHPAD] WE MIGHT
HAVE A PROBLEM HERE, D.W.
330
00:17:09,833 --> 00:17:12,457
TH-TH-THAT'S THE RATCATCHER?
331
00:17:12,458 --> 00:17:16,249
I COULDN'T HELP IT.
THEY INSISTED ON IMPROVING IT.
332
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:19,333
IMPROVE IT OR MOVE IT.
333
00:17:25,625 --> 00:17:29,290
WE MIGHT STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
334
00:17:29,291 --> 00:17:31,290
REALLY? YOU THINK SO?
335
00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:34,499
IT'S INFINITESIMALLY
SMALL, BUT STILL A CHANCE.
336
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,957
THANKS FOR THE MORALE BOOST.
337
00:17:36,958 --> 00:17:38,208
[MOTORCYCLES APPROACHING]
338
00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:41,749
ALL RIGHT, FUTURE BOY,
339
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:45,000
SEE YOU ON THE BUFFET LINE.
340
00:17:49,291 --> 00:17:54,207
COME ON! IF WE CAN'T DO
BETTER, WE'RE LUNCHMEAT!
341
00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:56,207
THE GEARS ARE STICKING!
342
00:17:56,208 --> 00:18:00,290
MAYBE IT'S THE TREE
SAP IN THE CRANK CASE.
343
00:18:00,291 --> 00:18:03,957
SMEAR ME WITH MUSTARD AND
POINT ME AT THE KAISER ROLLS.
344
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,000
UNH! GOT IT!
345
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:16,332
WRONG WAY!
346
00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:18,625
CALL IT A DETOUR.
347
00:18:25,583 --> 00:18:27,999
THIS I DO NOT LIKE.
348
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,582
THROTTLE, TAKE THE GEEK OUT!
349
00:18:30,583 --> 00:18:33,165
THAT'S THE LAST OF THE TREE SAP.
350
00:18:33,166 --> 00:18:35,999
AAH! AAH!
351
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,000
TIME FOR SOMETHING
FABULOUSLY BENEFICIAL.
352
00:18:40,833 --> 00:18:42,207
UNH!
353
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,457
[CRASH]
354
00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:45,832
UNH!
355
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:46,875
HUH?
356
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:56,208
I'LL TAKE 'IM, JOHNNY.
357
00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:02,500
AGAIN?
AT LEAST SHOW SOME ORIGINALITY.
358
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:14,874
OH! THIS IS GONNA LEAVE A MARK.
359
00:19:14,875 --> 00:19:18,082
[GOSALYN] WE'RE AT THE TOP!
360
00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:20,999
IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM
HERE, D.W.!
361
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:24,750
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.
362
00:19:34,583 --> 00:19:38,250
THIS RACE IS FALLING TO PIECES.
363
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,082
SEE YOU FOR DINNER.
364
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:43,250
[BUMP]
365
00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:49,416
THIS IS NOT GOOD.
366
00:19:51,166 --> 00:19:55,458
YOU CAN RUN,
BUT YOU CANNOT HIDE!
367
00:19:55,750 --> 00:19:56,875
WHOA!
368
00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:00,958
HEY! HEY!
369
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:05,583
[GRUNTING]
370
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,415
THIS IS WHERE I GET OFF.
371
00:20:11,416 --> 00:20:14,249
THERE THEY ARE!
372
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:16,208
TA-DAA!
373
00:20:19,750 --> 00:20:22,749
AAH!
374
00:20:22,750 --> 00:20:26,874
WE CAME TO SOLVE A MYSTERY
375
00:20:26,875 --> 00:20:28,374
AND STAYED TO SAVE THE DAY.
376
00:20:28,375 --> 00:20:29,957
WAIT! YOU CAN'T LEAVE YET.
377
00:20:29,958 --> 00:20:31,749
NOW WHAT?
378
00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:36,499
I'VE JUST INVENTED THE FABULOUSLY
BENEFICIAL PANCAKE BREAKFAST.
379
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:38,624
YOU MUST TRY IT.
380
00:20:38,625 --> 00:20:40,707
[GOSALYN] AAH! [LAUNCHPAD] AAH!
381
00:20:40,708 --> 00:20:43,124
THE ENGINE! IT'S MISSING!
382
00:20:43,125 --> 00:20:44,999
THAT'S WHAT THIS IS?
383
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,582
I IMPROVED IT FOR YOU.
384
00:20:47,583 --> 00:20:50,124
HAD TROUBLE FIGURING IT OUT.
385
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:52,124
HOW WILL GET BACK?
386
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:53,999
THIS MADE IT SPIN!
387
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,582
REALLY? I THOUGHT THIS DID.
388
00:20:56,583 --> 00:20:58,333
[GOSALYN] AAH!
389
00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:02,082
OOPS.
390
00:21:02,083 --> 00:21:03,707
I'M STUCK HERE...
391
00:21:03,708 --> 00:21:08,165
DESTINED TO LIVE OUT MY LIFE
WITH DERANGED DINOSAURS!
392
00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:11,624
AT LEAST YOU CAN START YOUR LIFE
393
00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:13,874
WITH A HEARTY BREAKFAST.
394
00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:16,415
LET'S HAVE SOME
PANCAKE THINGIES.
395
00:21:16,416 --> 00:21:17,582
OOPS.
396
00:21:17,583 --> 00:21:20,832
UH-OH. THIS LOOKS LIKE...
397
00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:22,707
A PAPERWEIGHT! YES!
398
00:21:22,708 --> 00:21:25,165
I JUST INVENTED THE PAPERWEIGHT!
399
00:21:25,166 --> 00:21:27,458
[DENTON] HA HA HA!
400
00:21:45,708 --> 00:21:48,374
GET DARKWING OUTTA THAT AMBER!
401
00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:49,874
I AM.
402
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:54,707
SORRY,
WE DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF TIME.
403
00:21:54,708 --> 00:21:57,874
ANYBODY KNOW WHAT EON IT IS?
404
00:21:57,875 --> 00:22:01,207
SORRY ABOUT SMASHING
THAT PRICELESS AMBER.
405
00:22:01,208 --> 00:22:02,749
OH, NEVER MIND.
406
00:22:02,750 --> 00:22:05,707
WE'VE HAD A NEW DISCOVERY.
407
00:22:05,708 --> 00:22:09,500
WE THINK WE CAN CHIP HIM
OUT, TOO.