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Announcer: this is
the drawn together house,
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Where 8 different
cartoon characters
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From all over
the animated universe
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Will live together
in front of a million cameras.
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Introducing
princess clara,
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A musical and bigoted
fairy-tale princess.
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Wooldoor sockbat,
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A fucking annoying,
wacky whatchamacallit.
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Foxxy love...
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A mystery-solving musician
with a sweet ass.
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Toot, a black-and-white
heartthrob from the '20s.
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Plus, she's fat.
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Ling-ling,
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A sociopathic, asian
trading-card battle monster.
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Xandir, a totally gay
video-game adventurer.
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Spanky ham, a crass
internet download
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Who farts on retards.
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Captain hero,
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Another person
in the house.
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This is...
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The first-ever animated
reality television show, ever.
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Princess clara:
the minute I met
my new housemates,
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I felt like they were
members of my family,
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Only much, much poorer.
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Hi. I'm princess--whoo!
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I call dibs
on the chair.
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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Oh, what a cute dog.
Want a bone, fella?
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[speaking japanese]
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¶ kill, kill, kill, kill,
die, die, die ¶
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¶ kill kill... ¶
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[mutters]
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Whoa.
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[cavalry charge plays]
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I'm toot.
I'm a sex symbol.
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I am xandir. I'm on
a never-ending quest
to save my girlfriend!
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Girlfriend!
You have a girlfriend?
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When were you gonna tell me
about this girlfriend?!
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But we just met,
like, 2 seconds ago?
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, can your
stupid girlfriend do this?
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¶ la la ¶
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[charleston playing]
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[continues singing badly]
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Save yourselves!
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[housemates screaming]
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So, now do you still...
[panting]
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[panting]
have a...Girlfriend?
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Huh?
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Um...Yeah.
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Why do I always let guys
do this to me?!
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Ah...
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Sometimes I cut myself
to relieve the pain.
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Hee hee hee. Toot.
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I love you so much.
Oh, my god, I do!
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Shut up.
You do not...
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Rack 'em, pig.
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Hey, dungeons
and douche bags,
you're up.
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Can you believe
this kid?
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He's been on
the phone all day
with his old lady.
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Dude, I don't blame him.
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The talent here
is pretty weak, man. I mean,
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Sure, i'd stick and stir
any one of these broads,
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But, you know,
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I really wish we had one
of those hot black chicks.
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Bling bling!
Foxxy's in the house.
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Oh, i'm pretty good
at this.
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I wish we had a 12-year-old girl
and a donkey.
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Damn.
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Hi. I'm xandir.
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Well, hello.
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I'm glad you're
finally here.
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Would you be a dear
and fetch my bags,
servant girl?
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[all gasp]
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Excuse me? What did you
just call me? "servant girl"?
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Oh, many pardons
or...My bad.
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What do you people
call yourselves
these days--
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Mammy, moolie,
topsy, shwoogie?
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Ha ha ha.
Oh, my god.
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She thinks
you're our servant
'cause you're black!
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Ha ha ha ha.
Oh, man.
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This is the best day
of my miserable life.
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Sweet!
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I love racism.
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Is you crazy?!
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Uh-uh. Lemme
loose now.
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Why you frontin'
my shit, bitch?
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You must
be twilight zonin'.
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You don't even know
who you be steppin' to.
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Help, someone.
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She's attacking me like
i'm the english language.
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Oh, it is on.
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[shouting]
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I call dibs
on the catfight.
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Why must I ruin
everything beautiful?
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Now, what was that bitch
thinkin'?
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Foxxy ain't a slave
to nobody.
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Nobody but the rhythm.
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[music plays]
ohh. Hey. Ohh...
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Ahem. You best
stay out of my way, bitch,
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Or you gonna be dead.
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Aah! Unh!
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I thought those people
picked banjos, not fights.
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I was so up set
about what foxxy had done.
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I sure hope this
comically misleading nose job
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Makes me feel better.
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Hey! Not bad!
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Xandir: after the fight,
things got super uncomfortable.
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You could, like,
totally cut the tension
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With, like, a plus-6 sword.
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I mean, why is this
happening?
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We were such good friends
to start.
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[somber song plays]
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Foxxy:
it's like this, right?
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Because of that
dumb princess bitch,
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Everybody thought foxxy love
was a loose cannon.
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Now, foxxy may be loose,
but she ain't no cannon.
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I needed to make things
right, and quick.
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Bling bling.
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12-year-old girl
and a donkey?! Damn.
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Crap the bed, uncle fred.
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Foxxy's got us
a buttload of booze. Yeah.
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Hells, yeah.
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Whoo, yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Hey, pig, great news.
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Foxxy just bought us
an insane amount of alcohol.
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Are you defecating
into a cantaloupe?
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[farting]
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This is awkward.
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I guess if I just
waited an hour,
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I could've chalked this one up
to the booze, huh?
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Hey, listen, let's not live
in the past, all right?
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Come on, guys,
let's party. Whoo-hoo!
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[rap song]
¶ here we go ¶
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¶ this is how we do it ¶
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Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
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Smells like mommy's kisses.
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Suck! Suck! Suck...
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Hee hee. Toot.
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[laughter]
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She did not--
she did not just do that.
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Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
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This is the life.
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[farts]
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Spanky!
Spanky, you farted!
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Spanky: gambled and won. Ha!
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Clara: I was trying
to enjoy myself,
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But I sorta got the feeling
I wasn't wanted.
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But I wasn't sure,
because foxxy's hand
got all blurry.
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I mean, she may have
been waving
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Or going like this...
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Or like this...
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Or like this.
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Oh.
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Oh, xandir, I sure hope
you don't push me in,
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'cause i'm really, really
close to the edge.
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So close, in fact,
you could easily
push me in.
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Ok, maybe it was just me.
That's definitely a possibility,
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But I don't know.
All night,
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It kind
of seemed like toot
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Was on a really annoying
crush for attention.
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Hey, xandir,
got any beads?
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I'm standing
under the mistletoe!
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I swear to fucking god,
i'll chop my fucking head off!
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[pffft]
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Would you just
put in me, already?
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Even if you just
need a place to pee!
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I, uh, am
on a never-ending quest...
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[muffled]
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[cries]
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I knew what xandir
was trying to tell me--
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That I was fat
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And guys aren't into
real women anymore.
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I was so mad. I guess
that's why I did what I did.
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[ring]
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What? This is who?
Xandir's girlfriend?
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Are you sure?
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Because xandir's
never mentioned anything
about a girlfriend.
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I'm on
a never-ending quest
to save my girlfriend.
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Girlfriend.
Girlfriend.
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[muffled] girlfriend.
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And we talk
all the time
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About everything.
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Oh, hey, ok.
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Ooh, right on the bum.
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[sobs]
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¶ tra la la la la la ¶
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[sobbing]
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I saw princess clara
with tears in her eyes,
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And, man, nothin' reminds me
of my first time
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Like a chick cryin'.
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Aw, poor hot girl.
What's wrong?
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Unless I was
completely mistaken,
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Spanky ham seemed
like the kind of person
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I could open up to,
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So we found
a private room
in the house
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Where we could have
a serious talk.
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[sobs] oh, why does
foxxy hate me so?
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It's not like i'm the one
who made her black.
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No, no, no.
That's nobody's fault
but her own.
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You know what
you should do?
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Apologize?
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If that'll get you
out of that robe
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So I can check out that
precious vertical smile
of yours.
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I don't see why
I should apologize.
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I mean, where I come from,
all my servants are black...
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Or worse.
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Yeah, but, honey,
where you're from,
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Inanimate objects
spring to life
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And spew silly
catch phrases.
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What you
talkin' about, pig?
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No. He's right, blue ball.
Maybe I should just apologize.
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Usually, clara
looks to us for advice,
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But this time,
it came from spanky.
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It's a good thing, too,
because I was gonna tell her
to shoot the president.
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[gunshot]
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I gave him
a li'l somethin' somethin'.
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Foxxy, I want
to apologize.
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Aw.
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You can apologize...
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By shuttin' the fuck up.
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I don't blame you
for being mad, foxxy.
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After all, your people
do have terrible tempers.
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Oh, this is one
messed-up apology,
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And the bitch
just kept on goin'...
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It must be so frustrating
that you're not as buoyant
as regular people.
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And goin'...
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Heck, 2 separate
water fountains
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Just means shorter lines
for everybody.
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And then she said somethin'
that explained it all.
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And father always
made us cut up those
plastic six-pack holders
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So they wouldn't
get lodged in your
people's blowholes.
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Father is so wise.
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Blowholes? You
hear that, america?
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Blowholes.
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Oh, I can't
be mad at clara.
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She's just a idiot
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Who's been listenin'
to her bigoted papa
for way too long.
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It's not her fault.
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Girl, foxxy love
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Is gonna teach you how
to open up your mind...
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And your mouth.
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Oh, my god.
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Clara: ¶ what
is this thing
in my mouth? ¶
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¶ it's slippery...
And it's slimy ¶
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¶ traveling down my slender
virgin pink esophagus ¶
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¶ some black chick's tongue ¶
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[boing]
¶ it's such a new sensation ¶
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¶ I got a mayonnaise mama ¶
252
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,931
¶ on my lickin' hole ¶
253
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:42,067
¶ and we've only just begun ¶
254
00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:43,836
¶ it's really
quite thrilling ¶
255
00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:45,537
¶ that's right,
now you know ¶
256
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:47,639
¶ I think I taste
a filling ¶
257
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,241
¶ and it's
solid gold ¶
258
00:11:49,242 --> 00:11:52,177
¶ I never dreamed
I would be so willing ¶
259
00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:54,213
¶ to let myself go ¶
260
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,848
¶ tell me about it ¶
261
00:11:55,849 --> 00:12:00,419
¶ i'm totally frenchin'
a racist 'ho ¶
262
00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,388
Both: ¶ this black chick's
tongue ¶
263
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:05,024
Clara: ¶ what
a wonderful feeling ¶
264
00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:08,727
¶ damn, where'd this bitch
get her earrings? ¶
265
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,530
¶ i've never had
so much fun ¶
266
00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:19,872
Both: ¶ as with
this black chick's tongue ¶
267
00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,340
¶ how cool is this? ¶
268
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:23,242
¶ we've only
been here a day ¶
269
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:26,245
¶ and I already
find myself ¶
270
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:30,015
¶ in a 3-way ¶
271
00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:34,286
This is nice.
272
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:38,557
[giggling and chattering
indistinctly]
273
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:40,059
[sighs]
274
00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,527
[exhaling
from blowhole]
275
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:51,103
Ohh! I'm trapped
inside a fart bubble!
276
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,372
I'm free! Ha ha!
277
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:55,607
I'm free! I'm free!
I'm free! I'm free!
278
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,509
Uh...Wait!
279
00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:58,844
My immune system!
280
00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:01,747
I'm not strong enough
to live outside the bubble!
281
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:04,483
Aaah-ha!
282
00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:09,254
Morning, toot.
283
00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:10,789
I--i'm on
a never-ending--
284
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,157
...Ending quest to save
your girlfriend.
285
00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:13,759
Blah, blah, blah.
We know.
286
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:16,061
Hey...Did you
get my message?
287
00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:17,262
No. What message?
288
00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:18,597
Oh...That's right--
289
00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:19,932
I didn't leave you one.
290
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,600
Last night,
your girlfriend called.
291
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,502
She did?!
Oh, my god!
292
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,270
Wait. Ok.
What did she say?
293
00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:27,272
Yeah, something about
knowing her exact location
294
00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:28,307
And needing you
to save her.
295
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:31,810
What?! But...
Why didn't you get me?!
296
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:34,580
Oh, it was no biggie.
I told her you were busy
297
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,982
Hot-tubbing
with a couple
of emaciated lesbos.
298
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:40,019
So she said
not to call back...Ever!
299
00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,487
I'm making coffee.
You want?
300
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:44,757
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
301
00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:47,626
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
302
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:50,696
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
303
00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,965
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
304
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,733
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
[hyperventilating]
305
00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,235
Oh, my god!
306
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:58,070
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!
307
00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,205
I was, like...
Who was that?
308
00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:01,974
Was that me?
309
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:04,643
It was!
And guess what?
310
00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,578
I liked it!
311
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,682
So, fine. If I can't be
the sex symbol,
312
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:13,419
I can definitely be
the...Bitch!
313
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:16,021
Man: oh...Yeah!
314
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:21,093
[humming a romantic tune]
315
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:23,128
So, how was
your night, princess?
316
00:14:23,129 --> 00:14:24,129
¶ ah ¶
317
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:26,932
Oh...It was magical.
318
00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:29,101
You think what happened
last night was magical?
319
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:31,136
I mean, maybe
it would be magical
320
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:33,272
If you were violated
by a magician.
321
00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,007
[gasps]
322
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:38,110
But foxxy's not a magician,
now, is she?
323
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:40,045
Violated?
But I thought...
324
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,680
It's not your fault.
325
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:44,550
It's not completely
your fault.
326
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:47,019
[squirting]
327
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,654
I was violated!
328
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:51,223
I want foxxy love gone!
329
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,893
[indistinct]
330
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:58,931
Hmm. I don't know
if a tequila brunch
would help.
331
00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,733
I guess
it's worth a try.
332
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,701
[brass band plays
la cucaracha]
333
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,774
That was
a terrible idea!
334
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:12,211
I was totally
violated...Again!
335
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:14,580
I want foxxy love gone!
336
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:16,148
You shittin' me.
337
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:19,418
She claimin'
I violated her?
Against her will?
338
00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:23,255
I never met anybody
who don't want
to kiss foxxy.
339
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,758
Except...Maybe papa.
340
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:28,293
And now the producers
are asking us to vote.
341
00:15:28,294 --> 00:15:29,294
Say what?!
342
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:30,629
On whether or not
we feel safe
343
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,031
Keeping you
in the house.
344
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,465
Say where?!
345
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:36,769
This is some f'd-up s!
I am so mad!
346
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,038
I've been stuck like this
for 3 hours.
347
00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:45,244
You know this vote
is total crap.
348
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:46,645
She was
totally into it.
349
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,781
You saw us
tongue-bangin'.
350
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:50,749
Sorry, foxxy...
But if I vote you out now,
351
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:53,152
I'll be one step closer
to the million dollars.
352
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,653
Million dollars?
353
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,855
You know this ain't
one of them kind
of shows, right?
354
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,123
Ain't no prizes.
355
00:15:58,124 --> 00:15:59,391
Ah, silly foxxy.
356
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,060
She'll never win
the million dollars
357
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:03,195
With that attitude.
358
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:05,264
Sorry, babe.
I'm just worki''
the angles...
359
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:07,166
And these guns.
360
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,701
Fine, vote me off.
361
00:16:08,702 --> 00:16:10,936
They'll just replace me
with some other minority.
362
00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:14,640
Probably a mexican.
I hope you like beans
and illegal relatives
363
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,342
Hidin' in every drawer,
asshole!
364
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:19,345
Yo. Gaystation two.
365
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:20,746
You're votin'
foxxy out, right?
366
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,715
I'm not stickin'
around to vote. Ok?
367
00:16:22,716 --> 00:16:25,951
I'm on a never-ending
quest to save
my girlfriend...
368
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:27,353
And she's in trouble!
369
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:29,822
You know, from the second
that kid set foot in this house,
370
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,457
All he's been saying is,
371
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:34,326
[mockingly]
"i'm on a never-ending quest
to save my girlfriend."
372
00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,894
Where are all
the paper towels?
373
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:38,864
Oh, no! I think
my watch is broken.
374
00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:40,699
Grapes are fun.
[chuckles]
375
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,036
Dicks.
376
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:46,138
Dude, you are so whipped.
377
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:49,108
How many lives have you spent
on this "girlfriend," anyway?
378
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:52,378
8 million,
293 thousand,
506,
379
00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:55,180
Not counting
quad-forces
and power-ups.
380
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,415
Yeah, well,
if you ask me,
381
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,584
She keeps
getting kidnapped
on purpose.
382
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,219
I see it all the time.
Chicks just want me
383
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,820
To swoop in,
fondle 'em,
and save 'em.
384
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:02,888
'course, by the time
I get there,
385
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:05,057
They're totally fine
or already dead.
386
00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:07,593
Either way, there'll
be some serious fondling.
387
00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:11,130
Could the studly hero
be right?
388
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:14,566
Was she...Just...
Trying to control me?
389
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,735
Sorry, but
I don't think so.
390
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,570
Now, excuse me,
but...
391
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:20,673
[tearfully]
I am on...
392
00:17:20,674 --> 00:17:22,241
A never-ending quest...
393
00:17:22,242 --> 00:17:23,776
To save my girlfriend!
394
00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:24,777
[sniffles]
395
00:17:24,778 --> 00:17:26,145
Now, good-bye!
396
00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:28,347
¶
397
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:34,219
[people yelling]
398
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,588
3 days after
the killer tornado hit,
399
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,290
And it's still chaos
out here,
400
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,859
Some 300 homes decimated.
401
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,728
You can understand that after
the first couple of days
402
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,230
It was difficult to tell
who lived where
403
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,266
And what happened
to everyone.
404
00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:53,172
[suspenseful music plays]
405
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:56,342
[weeping]
406
00:17:57,944 --> 00:18:01,246
[speaking japanese]
407
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,849
Don't worry, ling-ling.
Things will be
so much better
408
00:18:03,850 --> 00:18:06,151
After we vote
that foxxy love
out of the house.
409
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,725
Really, ling-ling?
410
00:18:12,726 --> 00:18:14,526
I never thought of it
that way.
411
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:16,061
Could that thing be right?
412
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:18,797
Was my father actually
a racist bastard?
413
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:21,000
And was I really
sounding like him?
414
00:18:21,001 --> 00:18:22,768
But, ling-ling...
415
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,169
Unhh!
All my life father
has taught me
416
00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:25,104
That black people are--
417
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:35,748
Well, that is true.
418
00:18:35,749 --> 00:18:38,650
I did come here
to experience new things.
419
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:40,886
So I really ought
to keep an open mind.
420
00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:46,458
Thanks, little friend.
421
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,861
Now I need to go
stop this vote!
422
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:54,333
Oh, mitsubishi.
423
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:57,202
Uhh! Get off the bed,
ling-ling!
424
00:18:57,203 --> 00:18:58,470
[ding ding ding]
425
00:19:03,877 --> 00:19:05,377
[shouting]
426
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:06,612
What the toot?!
427
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:08,013
Aaahhh!
428
00:19:09,082 --> 00:19:10,015
Waahh!
429
00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:15,120
Aah! Aah, aah, aah!
430
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:16,288
¶ kill! Kill! Kill! ¶
431
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:17,523
Spanky: so, anyway, we gathered
in the living room
432
00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:19,792
To vote,
and to be honest,
433
00:19:19,793 --> 00:19:21,927
I was
totally lookin' forward
434
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:24,063
To voting that hot
black chick out.
435
00:19:24,064 --> 00:19:26,999
Oh, wait a minute.
Not voting.
436
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,368
I mean eating!
437
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:31,036
Hey, kid,
you're back.
438
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:33,439
[mockingly]
I thought you had to
save your girlfriend.
439
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:35,341
I was. But then I--
440
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,142
I thought about
what you said,
captain hero,
441
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:39,178
About her
controlling me...
442
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:41,380
And I realized...
443
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,182
No.
444
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:45,351
Not this time.
445
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,720
Not...This...Time.
446
00:19:47,721 --> 00:19:50,289
Wait! I have something
I need to say.
447
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:52,991
I know I was the one
who wanted foxxy
out of the house,
448
00:19:52,992 --> 00:19:55,127
But that is
no longer the case.
449
00:19:55,128 --> 00:19:58,530
This bitch flip-flops
more than the footwear
of the same name.
450
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:01,333
I realize I have
unfairly judged
foxxy's actions
451
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:04,003
Through glasses
made of hate and
racial insensitivity.
452
00:20:04,004 --> 00:20:06,638
But now, thanks
to ling-ling's help,
453
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,440
I am taking off
those glasses
454
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:12,044
And putting in colored
contacts of tolerance
and understanding.
455
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:14,880
I now see foxxy
for who she truly is--
456
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,882
A strong woman,
a human being,
457
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:21,587
And most importantly,
a friend.
A black friend.
458
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:24,857
And I think
we all benefit
from keeping foxxy.
459
00:20:24,858 --> 00:20:28,627
So, who's with me?
Do I hear one vote?
One vote to keep her?
460
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:30,429
Come on, guys,
she's a good,
hard worker.
461
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,131
She's healthy, and
she's got a strong
load-bearing back.
462
00:20:32,132 --> 00:20:33,499
Mmm?
I got one.
I got one vote.
463
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:34,667
Do I hear 2?
Do I hear 2 votes?
464
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:36,068
Check out these
strong pink gums.
465
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:37,770
She obviously comes
from good stock.
Do I hear 2?
466
00:20:37,771 --> 00:20:40,005
Oh, I got 2.
Do I hear 3?
3 votes to keep--
467
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:42,107
What do you people
call yourselves,
again?
468
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:44,309
Oh, it's on, bitch.
469
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:48,514
[indistinct yelling
and shouting]
470
00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:51,216
[shouting and yelling]
471
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:52,851
Foxxy, sweetly: oh,
wait a minute, now.
472
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,453
What you got?
Princess: mmm...
473
00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:55,454
Yeah! Mmm.
474
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:56,689
[kissing]
mmm. Mmm.
475
00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:57,690
[loud punch]
476
00:20:57,691 --> 00:20:59,024
Get a little
bossy, now.
477
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,826
Yeah, that
felt good.
478
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:02,795
Just a appetizer,
girl.
479
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:07,533
Announcer: this year
on drawn together...
480
00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:11,203
Xandir: we're
all gonna die!
481
00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:14,106
[thunder]
aah!
482
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:16,175
[shouting in japanese]
483
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:19,912
Give me your hand!
484
00:21:19,913 --> 00:21:21,146
Give me the ring!
485
00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:22,715
I am god.
486
00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:25,617
I said
i'm on the phone!
487
00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:28,020
Ohh!
488
00:21:28,021 --> 00:21:29,288
You guys
disgust me.
489
00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:30,389
Rrreow!
490
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:32,558
I'm so fat! Aah!
491
00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:34,059
Better go pack!
Hee hee!
492
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:35,461
Xandir:
that big-mouth tranny
493
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:36,929
Is gonna tell
my girlfriend i'm out!
494
00:21:36,930 --> 00:21:38,263
She already knows.
495
00:21:38,264 --> 00:21:39,431
Spanky: did you sleep
with her?!
496
00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:40,933
It's not
what you think!
497
00:21:40,934 --> 00:21:42,067
Are you as turned on
as I am?
498
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:43,369
What?!
I am so
sorry!
499
00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:44,370
[gunshot]
500
00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:46,038
Spanky:
that's a good oriental.
501
00:21:46,039 --> 00:21:47,172
Now make a hundred more!
502
00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:48,107
Hmm.
503
00:21:50,010 --> 00:21:51,010
Great googly moogly!
504
00:21:51,011 --> 00:21:52,044
The horror!
505
00:21:52,045 --> 00:21:54,046
I'm with you, jesus.
506
00:21:54,047 --> 00:21:55,047
Oh!
507
00:21:55,048 --> 00:21:56,382
Foxxy! What's the matter?
508
00:21:56,383 --> 00:21:57,383
I am pregnant!
509
00:21:57,384 --> 00:21:59,651
[shower running]
510
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:02,321
[sobbing]
511
00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:03,255
[crunch]
512
00:22:07,327 --> 00:22:10,262
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00:22:11,305 --> 00:23:11,292
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