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Hmm.
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[speaking japanese]
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Clara: I never thought
it could happen to me,
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But it did.
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Now usually, I don't listen
to women, or my doctor,
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But tonight, clara's story
was giving me a special feeling
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In my lumpy,
lumpy testicle.
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So there I was
in the hot tub
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With a real live
black girl,
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When suddenly,
she grabbed me
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And forced
my soaking wet body
up against hers.
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I shuddered with desire
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As my eager young body
melted into hers.
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Our excitement
steadily built
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As her every touch
lit up my skin with
a passionate fire.
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My body shook with
tremors of lust
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And dripped with
anticipation.
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Hunger for her--
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Damn it! Clara's
pissing me off
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More than fat-free
sour cream!
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That little whore
won't shut up about
that stupid kiss!
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Who cares, right?!
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Uh-huh--
hey!
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Stop listening
to that crappy
hip-hop music!
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I'm talking to you!
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Hip-hop? Girl,
this is a book on tape.
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Clara's story:
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How I kissed a black girl,
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As read by droopy dog.
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Droopy: ...As her buttery,
maple pelvis gyrated...
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Uhhhhhh!
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Someone had to do something
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To knock that
clueless bitch down a peg!
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Pregnant?
I'm not pregnant.
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That's crazy, toot.
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You kissed foxxy,
didn't you?
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What happens
in fairy tales
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After the princess
has her first kiss, hmm?
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She runs away with
a sexy one-eyed pirate
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Who loves as fiercely
as he lives.
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Not that fairy tale,
toot-for-brains!
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The other one!
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Well, let's see.
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They live happily
ever after in a castle
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With a couple of...Kids!
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Oh, my god!
I am pregnant!
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[shouting in japanese]
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I couldn't sleep a wink
the entire night.
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I mean, father would
never allow me to birth
a black woman's child.
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I had to ask my dear friend
toot for help.
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So, you're sure
this will work?
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Yeah, sure.
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Oh, thank you, toot.
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I knew I could--aah!
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Uhh! Ow! Ow!
Oh! Oh! Uhh!
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Well done.
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[sniffs]
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Darn! You still
smell pregnant.
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We better try again
and again and again.
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Oh! You know what room
would be perfect
for this?
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Both: the m.C. Escher room!
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Uhh!
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Whoa! Aah!
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Uhh! Aah! Ouch!
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Aah! Aah!
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Uhh!
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Uh, clara,
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Why you let
marshmallow
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Knock you down
the stairs again?
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Oh, foxxy, hey.
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I'm sorry you have
to find out this way,
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But, foxxy, i'm pregnant
with your love child.
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Oh, if I had a child
for every time I said
that...And I don't.
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Thank you,
roe v. Wade.
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Apparently,
toot told clara
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Our kiss got her
all knocked up.
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Poor pitiful-ass clara.
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So incredibly gullible,
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She'll believe
anything you tell her.
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Hmm.
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He died on the cross
for our sins,
you say?
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Yeah,
I can see that.
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And then I found out
the princess doesn't know
a damn thing about sex.
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Can you imagine?
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I mean, how does she get
guys to pay her rent?
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Now gather 'round,
everybody.
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Class is in session.
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And if you ain't careful,
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You just might
learn something.
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Now, men and women
is very different.
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You see, men are born
with a special pee-pee.
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All: ooh! Wow!
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Pee-pee rhymes with t.P.,
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Which is what you use
to wipe your ass.
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And women are born
with a vagina...
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That I like to call
a giggy.
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All: oh! Wow!
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Giggy rhymes with puppet...
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But not very well.
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Now, when a man a women
love each other very much,
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They do a special hug,
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Which can feel real nice
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Depending on the size
of a man's hands
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Consensually wrapped
around your neck.
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During the special hug,
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The man places his pee-pee
inside the woman's giggy.
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Wait. Uhh...Not there.
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Ok. A little to--
let me do it.
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Ahh.
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And that's how two people
who love each other
very, very much
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Make a welfare check--
I mean, baby.
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Thanks for
helping out, y'all.
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Anytime.
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Well, i'm off
to the track.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Go to your whore!
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At least
she listens!
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So you see, clara,
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You can't get pregnant
from a kiss.
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But--but...
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Oh, no!
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[crying]
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Well, what's wrong now?
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You should be happy.
You ain't pregnant.
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[crying]
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No man will ever want
to put his pee-pee
in my giggy.
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Sure, they will.
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In fact, when you meet
the right guy,
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He'll want to put
lots of things down there.
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No. No, he won't.
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My giggy is a horrible,
horrible place.
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My father used to
tell me that, too,
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But it is not true.
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Your giggy is
a beautiful place.
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Really?
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Is this beautiful?
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Aah!
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[roar]
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Aah!
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Aah!
[roar]
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Hey, what's all
the screaming about?
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Aah!
[roar]
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Aah!
[roar]
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Aah!
[roar]
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Aah!
[roar]
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Aah!
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Stop screaming!
You're scaring it!
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It's ok, baby.
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Nobody's gonna hurt you.
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Who's a good boy?
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You're a good boy.
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It doesn't like
loud noises.
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You're probably wondering
about my...
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Octopussoir.
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It's french.
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I never shared my story
with anyone before.
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It's all so--so...
Personal.
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I told the girls
the only way
I could get it out
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Was through
interpretive dance.
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[sighs]
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[humming]
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[humming]
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Really?
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When you was
but a child,
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Your evil stepfather
put a curse
on your vagina?
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What? Weren't you
paying attention?
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My evil stepmother...
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Mother placed
a curse on me.
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Uh, duh!
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I never understood
why she did it...Until now.
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No man will ever want to enjoy
the special hug with me.
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[crying] she did it
so i'd never find
my true love.
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[crying]
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Oh, but, please,
please don't tell anybody.
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I'm afraid
I must ask you guys
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To keep my secret
with a pinky swear.
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I'll pinky
swear.
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Fine. I pinky swear.
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[gravelly voice]
I pinky swear.
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[knock on door]
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Captain hero:
hey, clara?
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Toot told us you have
a monster for a vagina,
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And we want to have
a house meeting
about it.
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How is that
even possible?
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Oopsy-tootsie.
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I couldn't help myself.
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All: ooh!
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[all gasp]
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Clara: I was really nervous.
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My whole life,
I worked so hard to keep
my secret a...Secret,
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But then everyone was
so cool about it.
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I mean, it was like
a giant weight was
lifted off my vagina.
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It's so beautiful,
so magnificent.
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Can I pet it?
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Oh, sure.
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My octopussoir
is a kind
and gentle beast.
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What the heck?!
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They're all like,
"cool" and "neat"
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And "ooh, what's
that smell?"
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Uh-uh! I wasn't gonna
let that slut
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Have something else
the guys wanted!
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Ah.
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You know, clara's
octopussoir
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Does the cutest thing
when I do this...
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Aah!
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[blows air horn]
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[growling]
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All: aah!
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[car alarm starts]
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All: aah!
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Jesus! It just
ate wooldoor!
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Captain hero: whoa!
It just ate the cameraman!
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Hmm. This vagina
sure could use
a woman's touch.
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[rumbling]
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Uh...That's a-no good.
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Huh? Huh?
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[sighs]
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Everything changed when
we discovered we were
living with a monster.
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[thunder and lightning]
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Xandir: we lived in
a constant state of fear.
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[door creaking]
all: huh?
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All: whew.
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We had to be
very, very quiet.
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The tiniest of noises
could have awoken the beast.
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Even I had to limit myself
to silent-but-deadlies.
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[soft hissing]
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[snickers]
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Shh.
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Toot's talking.
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And that's the story
of the beast
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That lived
between clara's legs.
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Yay. Guys...
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Listening...To me...
Toot.
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Captain hero: toot made us
all realize we might not
be around much longer.
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I felt it important to start
writing down my innermost
thoughts in a journal.
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Here's an excerpt.
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"I don't know how much
longer I can last in here.
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"papa says that
when I get out,
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"I can have a new dress.
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00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:10,075
"when will I have
my first dance,
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My first kiss?"
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00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:12,478
What are you doing?
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These are my dreams!
Mine!
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Shh!
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00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,851
Everybody freeze.
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[growls]
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[roars]
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[weeps]
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Guys, this is
no way to live.
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I, for one,
refuse to just
sit around
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Waiting to be
swallowed whole
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By a giant
vagina!
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Huh?
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00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:52,985
No, no.
Ok. No.
255
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,753
No. It's no way
to live.
256
00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:57,623
The pig's right,
but what can we do?
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[speaking japanese]
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00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:02,761
Ling-ling's right,
damn it!
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00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:04,396
We must
kill the beast!
260
00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:06,365
Kill the beast!
Kill the beast!
261
00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,300
Misinterpret
ling-ling!
262
00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:10,235
They all hate me, foxxy.
263
00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:11,770
They won't even
come near me.
264
00:11:11,771 --> 00:11:13,505
It's like
i'm some kind of freak.
265
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,140
Don't worry, clara.
266
00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:17,343
These things have a way
of working themselves out.
267
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:21,547
Like that time everybody
found out you had a monster
vagina between your legs.
268
00:11:21,548 --> 00:11:23,716
Clara, this is always
hard to say,
269
00:11:23,717 --> 00:11:25,250
Especially to a friend,
270
00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:27,186
But we're here
to kill your vagina.
271
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,787
Don't you guys dare!
272
00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:31,757
Sorry, foxxy,
but that monster
is dead meat.
273
00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:32,825
Curtains.
274
00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,660
Yeah! Nice!
Ho-ho!
275
00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:37,162
Poor clara was in
hell-a trouble.
276
00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:40,132
So I used all of my
mystery-solving know-how
277
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:42,067
To create
a brilliant diversion.
278
00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:43,268
Spanky: what the--?
279
00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:44,303
Where's clara?
280
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:46,305
Toot: we're confused now.
281
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,673
Oh, ho ho!
282
00:11:47,674 --> 00:11:51,377
We fell for the old
neck-sprain-well-
lit-pie diversion.
283
00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,879
Brava, foxxy.
Brava.
284
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:54,980
[applause]
285
00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:56,815
Spanky: that's why
she's the best.
286
00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:59,852
Come on, guys!
Clara's getting away!
287
00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:02,021
All: yeah! Ahh!
288
00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:04,089
While clara was being
chased by the mob,
289
00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:07,426
It was my responsibility
as a mystery-solving musician
290
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:10,262
To perform
a musical number. Hit it!
291
00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:12,197
[sixties-style song
playing]
292
00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:18,937
¶ la la la la, labia ¶
293
00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:21,640
¶ baby, you got
something for me ¶
294
00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:23,676
¶ in your
wizard sleeve ¶
295
00:12:23,677 --> 00:12:24,843
¶ la la la la, labia ¶
296
00:12:24,844 --> 00:12:27,780
¶ baby, you got
something for me ¶
297
00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:29,481
¶ some sweet p-t ¶
298
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:32,117
¶ coochy coochy,
gitchy gitchy,
yeah, yeah, yeah ¶
299
00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:35,721
¶ gotta snatch ya,
gonna catch ya yatcha
yeah, yeah, yeah ¶
300
00:12:35,722 --> 00:12:37,189
¶ gincha ninja,
bearded clam ¶
301
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,724
¶ furry burger,
smiley sam ¶
302
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:40,025
¶ la la la la, labia ¶
303
00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:42,461
¶ baby, you got
something for me ¶
304
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:44,730
¶ oh, yes, sirree ¶
305
00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:47,366
¶ fluffy muffy,
stuffy-iffy,
yeah, yeah, yeah... ¶
306
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:48,734
Ah-choo!
¶ I got a fever for the ¶
307
00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:50,703
¶ beaver weaver,
yeah, yeah, yeah ¶
308
00:12:50,704 --> 00:12:52,104
¶ honey pot,
geechy pie ¶
309
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,706
¶ take it to
the wild thing ¶
310
00:12:53,707 --> 00:12:55,040
¶ la la la la, labia ¶
311
00:12:55,041 --> 00:12:58,010
¶ baby, you got
something for me ¶
312
00:12:58,011 --> 00:12:59,611
¶ in your wizard
sleeve ¶
313
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,879
¶ la la la la, labia ¶
314
00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:03,015
¶ baby, you got
something for me ¶
315
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:04,083
[song ends]
316
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:05,150
Hey! That
sounded great!
317
00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:06,819
Good job!
Fantastic!
318
00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,454
We were really...
319
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,823
Get in here, girl.
320
00:13:10,824 --> 00:13:13,225
We're safe in here...
For now.
321
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:14,893
[pounding on door]
[gasps]
322
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:17,830
[shouting in japanese]
323
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:20,332
All: push that door!
Come on! We're gonna get it!
324
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,801
No! 3po...
325
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:23,736
3po!
326
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:27,740
[pounding on door]
327
00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:29,174
[all yelling]
328
00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:30,876
Foxxy: we couldn't hold that
door closed much longer.
329
00:13:30,877 --> 00:13:32,478
Foxxy love had to
think quick.
330
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:35,581
All: huh?
331
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,685
There's got to be
a way to break this curse.
332
00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:42,287
The only person
who knows how is
my evil stepmother,
333
00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:43,889
And I can't ask her.
334
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:46,358
We're in a fight.
335
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,627
Fine. I'll call her
on my mirror.
336
00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:52,564
Call evil step-mom.
337
00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:54,366
Ah. Well, well, well.
338
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:56,602
Look who's finally
calling to apologize.
339
00:13:56,603 --> 00:13:59,571
I'm not apologizing!
You should apologize!
340
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,440
For what? Trying
to make you happy?
341
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,876
You thought marrying my father
would make me happy?!
342
00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:05,177
You never gave me
a chance!
343
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,446
Why should I?!
You're not my mother!
344
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:08,647
I never said I was!
345
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,349
Then stop pretending to be!
346
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,518
Clara,
your mother's dead!
347
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,753
[gasps]
348
00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,757
The good lord
and your father's
drunken carriage driving
349
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,292
Took her away
from us,
350
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:23,595
And there is nothing
anyone can do about it.
351
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,164
I miss her.
352
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:28,367
I miss her so much,
it hurts.
353
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,902
I'm sorry.
354
00:14:29,903 --> 00:14:32,204
Me, too, dear. Me, too.
355
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,073
Ok, now that we got
that cleared up,
356
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:36,775
I should probably
tell you how to break
that pesky little curse.
357
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,711
Oh, yes! Oh, yes!
358
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:42,481
Do tell me how
to break the curse...Mom.
359
00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:44,917
Oh, clara.
Thank you.
360
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:48,253
So I explained to clara
that she must find her
one true love.
361
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:51,657
Only after love's
first kiss will love
take its true form.
362
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,859
That's it!
Come on, girl.
363
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:56,962
Let's break that curse
and find your prince charming.
364
00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:59,264
But...How?
365
00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:01,867
Spanky:
for the past eleventy weeks,
366
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:04,169
13 of the world's
most eligible bachelors
367
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:07,840
Have vied for the heart
of princess clara.
368
00:15:07,841 --> 00:15:10,275
Hello, boys.
369
00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:11,744
Hi. Nice to meet you.
What's shakin' baby?
370
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:13,479
How you doing?
I like the belt.
371
00:15:13,480 --> 00:15:16,515
Spanky:
some experienced romance...
372
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:21,453
Spanky: while others
experience rejection.
373
00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,689
You wanted to see
a broken heart?
374
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:24,923
Well, here you go!
375
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,693
Why doesn't
she love me?
376
00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,294
I'm so sad!
377
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:30,295
Me, too!
378
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,367
Make me feel good.
379
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:36,769
[weeps]
380
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:39,138
Make me feel good.
381
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:41,306
Spanky: and of course,
there were dirty dishes.
382
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,008
[horn honks]
[yelling
in japanese]
383
00:15:43,009 --> 00:15:46,612
Gentlemen,
welcome to tonight's
elimination ceremony.
384
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,047
If you receive a rose,
385
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:50,849
Step forward and kiss
princess clara...
386
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,718
On the octopussoir.
387
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,787
If your kiss
breaks the curse,
388
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:57,790
Then you are indeed
clara's prince charming.
389
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,458
Now I choose.
390
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,233
[tap tap tap]
391
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:12,171
Bob, please step forward.
392
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:18,110
[all laugh]
393
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,545
Oh, bob.
394
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:22,481
[chuckles]
i'm the funny one.
395
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,249
Will you accept this rose?
396
00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:33,926
Clara: so I handed out
each rose,
397
00:16:33,927 --> 00:16:36,061
And the result
was always the same.
398
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,464
[vomiting]
399
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,405
[vomiting]
400
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,842
Clara, gentlemen,
401
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,610
There's only
one rose left.
402
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:55,981
Um, you, kind sir.
What is your name?
403
00:16:55,982 --> 00:16:59,251
[spanish accent]
I am prince charming
from charmingham.
404
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:02,454
I am here to find
my princess.
405
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,590
[sighs]
406
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:08,060
Prince charming,
would you accept this rose?
407
00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,428
No, I shall not.
408
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,263
[all gasp]
409
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:12,197
[gasps]
410
00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:15,901
Prince charming,
411
00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:17,970
Would you
accept this rose?
412
00:17:17,971 --> 00:17:19,238
No, I shall not...
413
00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:23,876
Because this rose
is for you.
414
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:25,911
[sighs]
415
00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:28,080
All: ahh!
416
00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:30,783
Now that is
textbook charming, huh?
417
00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:33,585
[smooches]
418
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:34,920
Ooh!
419
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:37,690
Oh, yes! Yes!
420
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,702
Wow.
421
00:17:49,703 --> 00:17:51,704
That was beautiful.
422
00:17:51,705 --> 00:17:53,839
That was magical.
That was...
423
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:57,476
True love?
Again, so charming.
424
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,045
What the--?
425
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:02,181
I thought the kiss
would fix everything.
426
00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:03,382
Aah! Aah!
427
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:04,683
Princess clara...
428
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,285
What is happening to me?!
429
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,886
Ohh! Aah! Ohh! Aah!
430
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:08,887
[roars]
431
00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:10,723
Ohh! Aah! Aah!
432
00:18:10,724 --> 00:18:11,890
Don't you see?
433
00:18:11,891 --> 00:18:13,859
This is love's true form.
434
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,561
We're meant
for each other,
435
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,062
And only each other.
436
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:20,299
Look, our genitalia are
totally hitting it off.
437
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,934
Both: ¶ bo bo,
scee rotten totten ¶
438
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,569
¶ ha ha ha ha,
bo bo bo bo ¶
439
00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:24,570
¶ bo bo
scee rotten totten ¶
440
00:18:24,571 --> 00:18:25,571
¶ ha ha ha ha ¶
441
00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:26,905
¶ bum bum bum ¶
442
00:18:26,906 --> 00:18:29,108
Freeze!
443
00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:30,776
Uh-uh, you lose.
444
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,277
I know.
445
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,346
[both laughing]
446
00:18:35,749 --> 00:18:38,584
You know, I never believed
a monster like me
447
00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:40,586
Could be with a monster
like that.
448
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,588
[snorts] I mean, look at me.
449
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:45,624
I'm a mess.
Arr-harr-harr-harr!
450
00:18:47,927 --> 00:18:49,261
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
451
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,063
This was not part
of the deal!
452
00:18:51,064 --> 00:18:52,831
Look at my penis!
453
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:56,201
What happened to
my [bleep]damn penis?!
454
00:18:56,202 --> 00:18:57,770
I can not live
like this.
455
00:18:57,771 --> 00:19:00,039
This is not charming.
456
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:02,441
What you mean?
457
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:03,442
Not on the new rug!
458
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:05,077
[gunshot]
ohh!
Oh, no!
459
00:19:05,078 --> 00:19:06,011
Oh, god.
460
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:09,782
I just wanted
to make sure
this thing worked
461
00:19:09,783 --> 00:19:12,751
Before I blow my
charming brains out.
462
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:15,154
Prince charming,
clara,
463
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:17,456
There's only
one bullet left.
464
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:26,765
[roaring]
465
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:31,437
Clara,
other roommates,
466
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:34,340
There's only
one monster left.
467
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:35,774
Spanky is right.
468
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:38,110
How many more people
have to die?
469
00:19:38,111 --> 00:19:39,778
We must kill the beast!
470
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,280
Kill the beast!
Kill the beast!
471
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,449
[shouting in japanese]
472
00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:44,950
[all shouting
at once]
473
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,385
Hey, whoa, wait!
474
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:47,553
Check it out.
475
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:50,055
Look at what
your octopussoir
is doing.
476
00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:54,360
Oh, it's just writing a check
to a worthwhile charity.
477
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:55,527
It does that every month.
478
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,730
Eh, likely story.
Kill the beast!
479
00:19:57,731 --> 00:20:00,632
But wait!
What's it doing now?
480
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:04,069
Why, it's helping
old miss baker
with her groceries.
481
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:05,671
Is it Monday already?
482
00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:07,606
You think we were
born yesterday?
483
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:08,674
Kill the beast!
484
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:11,844
[speaking japanese]
485
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:14,847
That's amazing.
486
00:20:14,848 --> 00:20:17,249
How could we have
been so blind?
487
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:20,419
And to think we wanted
to kill the octopussoir.
488
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,822
Clara,
we're so sorry.
489
00:20:23,823 --> 00:20:26,925
So, you guys
don't hate my vagina?
490
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:29,028
Oh-ho,
of course not!
491
00:20:29,029 --> 00:20:31,263
No. We were
just scared of it
492
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:32,598
Because it was different
493
00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:34,633
And we didn't know
the real it.
494
00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:36,769
Oh, yeah.
Just like the time
495
00:20:36,770 --> 00:20:39,104
That we were all scared
of your monster vagina.
496
00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:40,539
What I tell you?
497
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:43,275
You know, it's just
like my grandfather
used to tell me--
498
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:46,879
It's not what's
on the outside
of a vagina,
499
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,882
But what's
on the inside
that counts.
500
00:20:49,883 --> 00:20:50,916
[gurgling]
501
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,118
Aah! Ha! Aah!
502
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,788
Uno, dos--
1, 2, 3, cuatro!
503
00:20:55,789 --> 00:20:58,223
¶ la la la la, labia ¶
504
00:20:58,224 --> 00:21:00,893
¶ baby, you got
something for me ¶
505
00:21:00,894 --> 00:21:03,262
¶ in your
wizard sleeve ¶
506
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:05,597
[child laughing]
507
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,135
Captioned by the national
captioning institute
--www.Ncicap.Org--
508
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:15,941
¶ la la la la, labia ¶
509
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,377
¶ baby, you got
something for me ¶
510
00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:20,412
¶ oh, yes, sirree ¶
511
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:23,082
¶ fluffy muffy,
stuffy-iffy,
yeah, yeah, yeah... ¶
512
00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:24,416
¶ I got a fever for the ¶
ah-choo!
513
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:26,251
¶ beaver weaver,
yeah, yeah, yeah ¶
514
00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:28,253
¶ honey pot,
geechy pie ¶
515
00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:29,621
¶ take it to
the wild thing ¶
516
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:30,956
¶ la la la la, labia ¶
517
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:33,058
¶ baby, you got
something for me ¶
518
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:35,094
¶ in your wizard
sleeve ¶
519
00:21:35,095 --> 00:21:37,129
¶ la la la la, labia ¶
520
00:21:38,305 --> 00:22:38,766
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