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Hey, xandir,
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You know what job
you'd be perfect for?
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Basket weaver?
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Nope.
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Director of homo land
security.
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[laughing]
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Hey, cap, guess what
I just told xandir?
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That he should be
director of
homo land security?
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How did you know?
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You've told me, like,
5 times now.
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Plus I've always said
he's the right man
for the job...
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If you fat cats
up in washington
have the guts
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To appoint someone who
thinks outside the box.
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Ha ha! It just keeps
getting funnier every--
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Aah! Uhh!
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Ow! Oh, my god!
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I'm crashing!
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I've been downloaded
with a virus!
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Downloaded?
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C'est ce qui
downloaded?
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I'm an internet
download pig!
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That's the fucking
premise
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Of my character,
q-q-q-queer!
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Everyone remain calm.
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I will use
my captain hero
communicator
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To call 911.
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[beeping]
wait.
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I can fly!
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Get in.
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I think the hospital's
that way!
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This ain't no
monster god.
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It's hans the 6-armed
circus freak.
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Well, foxxy,
you've cracked
yet another case.
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So, I'll just need
a copy of your mystery
solving license
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So I can take
this guy downtown.
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Mystery solvin'
whaa?
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You don't have a mystery
solving license?
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Child, I didn't even
go to college.
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Then we're gonna have to
let this guy go.
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But he's
a child molester!
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Licensed
child molester.
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People like you
make me sick.
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But...But...
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Ah, but nothing.
Without your
mystery solving license,
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You aren't allowed
to solve any more
mysteries ever again.
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[gasps]
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Danny needs his puffs!
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Someone get me
some fucking puffs!
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What the hell's wrong
with me, doc?
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[farts]
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You've been downloaded
with the deadly
cuddly bear virus.
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You'll be dead
within a week.
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Oh, my god!
I'm gonna die?
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Yep, unless I give you
these drugs.
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Drugs? Gimme, gimme,
gimme, gimme!
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You do have health
insurance, don't you?
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Health whaa?
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Oh...You...
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Don't have
health insurance.
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Well, don't worry.
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Aah!
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Unh!
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[roaring]
aah!
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Foxxy: I tried to forget
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All about
solving mysteries.
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But forgetting,
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Like granddaddy when
we played bouncy horse,
was very hard.
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It seemed like everybody
had they mystery solving
license.
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Everybody but the foxxy.
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This is no genius
werewolf.
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It's just
some near-sighted
armenian woman.
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This is no mummy.
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This is just a
tragic burn victim.
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[groaning]
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This is no fat monster.
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Aah!
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It's a blood fountain!
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You're a good man,
captain hero.
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Foxxy: it wasn't fair!
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Foxxy needed to get her
mystery solving license.
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And everybody knows
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There's only one way
to do that.
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Foxxy love
is went to college.
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Oh, my god!
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Uhh! Ow!
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[farts]
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Boy, you really
need health insurance.
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Too bad you're not in
the questing business.
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I get great
health insurance.
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It would even cover
my wife and kids,
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Or more realistically,
a cocoa-skinned
life partner.
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Oh, fernando,
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One day I'll tame
your wild ways.
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Dude, you mean
if I gay marry you,
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I'd get free
health insurance?
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Well, I suppose.
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Die or marry a homo.
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I didn't know
what to do.
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Tell you what.
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You decide, america!
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Announcer: log on now
and cast your vote.
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Announcer: america,
you decided.
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With a grand total
of 13 to 8,
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Spanky will marry the homo.
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¶ indistinct singing ¶
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This is so nice
of you, spanky.
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How did you know
I wanted to see
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Queenie mchomoslurp
in analsville
on gay ice part gay?
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Just a hunch.
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Um...Xandir?
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Oh!
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S-spanky,
what are you doing?
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[p.A. Chimes]
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Oh! I feel like
a schoolboy.
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But this is
pretty good, too.
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Spanky: I was about
to propose to xandir,
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And then,
out of nowhere,
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That damn diamond vision
tried to move in on my man!
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Oh, no, diamond vision!
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I was here first!
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I'll kill you, you
technological marvel!
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[cat screeches]
oh, spanky.
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That is so sweet.
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No one has ever
fought for me...
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For my honor.
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I'll do it.
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I'll gay marry you
for the insurance.
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Foxxy: so I tried to
study up for them sats,
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But it became abundantly
clear that this was just
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Another conspiracy
to keep the black man down.
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Like swimmin'.
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This whole test
is racially biased.
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Question number one--
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"what s.P.F. Lotion
would you use
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"if you was gonna spend
a day at the polo grounds,
137
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Fellow klan member?"
138
00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:45,944
Oh, you don't need
sunblock if you've
got your klan hood on.
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Everyone knows that,
foxxy.
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Unh! Huh?
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Hmm!
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[screaming]
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¶ ling-ling
into battle go ¶
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¶ fulfill destiny
of the soul ¶
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¶ severed souls... ¶
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[gasps]
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Ling-ling gots
a perfect score!
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Well, of course.
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Orientals are genetically
good at standardized tests.
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Uh, duh!
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00:06:12,639 --> 00:06:15,341
[humming asian melody]
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Ling-ling,
you need to take
my sats for me.
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[speaking japanese]
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I'll be your
best friend.
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Ah!
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[speaking japanese]
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Hiya!
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[screaming]
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[speaking japanese]
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[wedding March playing]
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We are gathered
here today
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To give these 2 queens
special rights.
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Aah! What is this
unholy abomination?
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Hi, clara.
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You're just in time
to witness
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A fake gay marriage
for the health
insurance.
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What?
If gays get married,
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The institution of marriage
will be destroyed!
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Societies will crumble!
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Rivers will run with blood!
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Nazis will once again
ride on dinosaurs!
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I'll take care
of this.
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Hey, clara,
there's a jew outside
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Trying to poison a well!
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Aah! Oh, my god!
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Get away from
that well, hebrew.
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What? I'm putting in
water purification
tablets.
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Spanky tricked me.
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As god as my witness,
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I'll put an end
to this gay marriage.
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I swear!
[thunder]
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Nice tits.
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[gasps]
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Man: heather jaimeson?
Girl: here.
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Man: rachel forenstein?
Girl: here.
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Foxxy chaquafaffa love?
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Hiya!
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Um, you don't look
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Like a black woman.
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00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:02,715
[beat boxing]
191
00:08:02,749 --> 00:08:04,216
Word, wiki-wiki,
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Fravor frav!
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Right.
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Aah!
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[roaring]
aah!
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Aah!
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The board of education
doesn't take kindly
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To what you're doing.
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We don't mind asians
taking the test
for white kids
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Or even the jews,
but we'll be damned
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If we'll let you
help the blacks.
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00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:31,977
[speaking japanese]
203
00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:43,088
So, so, so.
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Now, you're going
back in there,
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And you're gonna
fail miss love's test
on purpose.
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[speaking japanese]
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00:08:52,098 --> 00:08:53,432
If you don't,
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Butch here is gonna
go to your house
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And walk around...
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Without taking
off his shoes.
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[gasps]
212
00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:02,741
[laughing]
213
00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:04,176
Xandir and spanky,
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00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:05,511
I pronounce you
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00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,112
Legally gay married.
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00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:10,382
And now for the
traditional stomping of
the mayonnaise packets.
217
00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,152
All: mazeltoff!
218
00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:14,286
Oh!
219
00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:18,657
[all cheering]
220
00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:22,361
Xandir,
you saved my life.
221
00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:24,863
You're as kind as
the $3.00 bill.
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00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,533
I wish there was some
way I could repay you.
223
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,168
Well, I--
I was hoping
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You'd stop defecating
in my sock drawer.
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00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:34,006
Jesus, woman!
We've only been married
5 minutes,
226
00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,674
And you're
already nagging?
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00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:37,142
I need my space.
228
00:09:41,881 --> 00:09:43,182
This is princess clara
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Calling for
the king of insurance.
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00:09:44,851 --> 00:09:46,852
Yes, I'd like to report
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A fake gay marriage.
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00:09:48,888 --> 00:09:50,989
And I'd like to report
a great set of tits.
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00:09:56,629 --> 00:09:57,763
[squirrel mumbling]
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00:09:57,797 --> 00:09:59,431
Xandir: I'd done
the right thing
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And gay married spanky
for the insurance.
236
00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:03,569
Those pills
worked great, doc.
237
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,237
Now the only
fever I have
238
00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:06,672
Is disco fever!
239
00:10:06,706 --> 00:10:08,240
[stayin' alive
by the bee gees playing]
240
00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:10,209
Hey, yeah, whoo!
Ha ha!
241
00:10:10,243 --> 00:10:12,544
A few more weeks
of treatment,
and you'll be cured.
242
00:10:12,579 --> 00:10:14,413
Health insurance rocks!
243
00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,415
You can throw out
your condoms
244
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,250
And really start
living life!
245
00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,819
Hey, you want
to go play in that
medical waste dump?
246
00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:23,255
[both laughing]
247
00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:24,590
Look at me!
248
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,825
I'm making
medical waste angels!
249
00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,894
[laughing]
250
00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:31,864
I cut myself.
251
00:10:31,898 --> 00:10:33,365
I hate to spoil
your fun, spanky,
252
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,034
But the king
of insurance is coming
253
00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,802
To verify your
so-called marriage.
254
00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:39,471
Soon, your whole sinful
scam will be over.
255
00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:40,773
Ta-ta!
256
00:10:40,807 --> 00:10:42,708
[laughing]
257
00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:45,010
Great, now I'm gonna
lose my insurance.
258
00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:47,813
I'll be more diseased
than dumpy the waste man!
259
00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:50,949
Kill me!
260
00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:54,353
My test scores came!
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00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:56,755
580?
262
00:10:56,790 --> 00:11:00,492
Ling-ling, what the
h-e-single-hockey-stick
happened?
263
00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:06,799
I decided to solve
the asian-failing-the-
standardized-test mystery
264
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,868
Even if I didn't
have some fancy
mystery solving license.
265
00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:12,938
So, I drove right over
to that board
of education place,
266
00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:15,908
Even if I didn't have some
fancy driver's license.
267
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,846
Now, those are
some fat rides
268
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:23,048
For state employees.
269
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:25,351
Hmm...
270
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,886
Seems like you can
make lots of cheddar
271
00:11:27,921 --> 00:11:30,089
In the education racket.
272
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,924
[alarm blaring]
273
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,593
Put your hands
in the air!
274
00:11:34,627 --> 00:11:36,061
And don't even
think about
275
00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:37,730
Waving them around
like you just don't care.
276
00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:39,598
Oh, lordy!
277
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:42,368
Oh, this is not
the chafing dish
we registered for!
278
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,036
Mother fucker!
[cat screeches]
279
00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:46,205
Would you shut up?
I'm so dead.
280
00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:48,974
Now the king of
insurance is gonna know
we're not really married.
281
00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:51,043
All right, calm down.
All we need to do
282
00:11:51,077 --> 00:11:52,745
Is make it look
like we're married.
283
00:11:52,779 --> 00:11:54,546
And nothing says
"just fake gay married"
284
00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:56,648
Like a fake gay
honeymoon!
285
00:11:56,683 --> 00:11:57,883
Wooldoor: say cheese!
286
00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:59,184
Cheese!
Cheese!
287
00:12:14,668 --> 00:12:16,435
[doorbell rings]
288
00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,771
Thank god you're here,
king of insurance.
289
00:12:18,805 --> 00:12:20,105
Oh, well, of course.
290
00:12:20,140 --> 00:12:22,441
If there's a fake marriage
for the insurance,
291
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,443
Then I must
put a stop to it.
292
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:27,379
We don't want nazis
riding on dinosaurs, do we?
293
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,682
Both: ¶ la la la
la la la la la la ¶
294
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,552
Well, they seem
like pansies to me.
295
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,287
Oh, they're
totally acting.
296
00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:38,223
Well, then
I'll need some proof
of your marriage.
297
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:40,059
Check out these
honeymoon pictures.
298
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,727
We traveled
around the world!
299
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,063
Going around the
world doesn't prove
they're gay married.
300
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,898
The moon
isn't gay married.
301
00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,733
I can assure you,
your highness,
302
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,535
We're a very
committed couple.
303
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:53,706
Yes, we even
adopted one of
those philippino babies.
304
00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,774
What? That's just
a piece of paper
305
00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:57,409
With the word "baby"
written on it.
306
00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,044
Don't make fun
of our little timmy.
307
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,379
[whispers]
he's sensitive.
308
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,948
Baby voice: someday,
when I grow up,
309
00:13:02,982 --> 00:13:05,117
I'm gonna be
an origami swan.
310
00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:06,552
You'll see!
311
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:09,121
A big, beautiful
origami swan.
312
00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:10,823
So fuck you!
313
00:13:10,857 --> 00:13:12,624
Well, I must say
314
00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:15,561
You do have very
impressive evidence.
315
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:17,296
Come on,
spanky's not gay.
316
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:19,898
If he's so gay,
let's see him
do the hat dance.
317
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,800
You're thinking
of the mexicans.
318
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,669
The gays
have the butt sex.
319
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:26,538
Well, then
let's see you do that.
320
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:28,040
Whoa, yes!
321
00:13:28,074 --> 00:13:29,608
Please do.
322
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,679
God damn it.
I should've done
the hat dance.
323
00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:37,282
Aah!
324
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,550
[groaning]
325
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,486
Man: welcome,
miss love.
326
00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,254
Who do you
think you is?
327
00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:44,056
I is...
328
00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:45,991
The board
of education.
329
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,559
Holy crap!
330
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:49,561
You from
the schoolhouse rocgang.
331
00:13:49,596 --> 00:13:51,797
What the hell
is going on around here?
332
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,399
Now that you've
been captured,
333
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,367
It's safe to
tell you our plan.
334
00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,102
[music plays]
335
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:03,108
¶ I am the board
of education ¶
336
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:06,745
¶ I'm here to
serve the interests
of our nation ¶
337
00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:08,614
¶ but keeping kids
learning ¶
338
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,516
¶ doesn't fetch
much of an earning ¶
339
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,618
¶ so to make
some decent money ¶
340
00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:14,853
¶ something
had to be done ¶
341
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,789
Being the genius
that I am,
342
00:14:16,823 --> 00:14:18,624
I combined 2 time-honored
american methods
343
00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:19,958
Of achieving wealth--
344
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,460
Selling stupid stuff
to suckers
345
00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:23,362
And exploiting
the black man.
346
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,297
¶ now we make
countless millions ¶
347
00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,333
¶ off the worthless crap
that black folks buy ¶
348
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,201
¶ from their very first
gold tooth ¶
349
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:31,070
¶ down to their
pimped out rides ¶
350
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:33,339
¶ huge medallions,
tacky bling ¶
351
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,274
¶ no one would buy
those things ¶
352
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,942
¶ unless there was a way ¶
353
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:38,777
¶ to keep them
gullibly dumb ¶
354
00:14:38,812 --> 00:14:41,046
¶ so we keep them
out of college ¶
355
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,282
¶ it's what
needs to be done ¶
356
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:46,952
So, you see why we can't
let blacks pass the sats.
357
00:14:46,986 --> 00:14:49,054
No educated person
would spend money
358
00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:51,056
On gold rims,
purple leather seats,
359
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:55,027
And flip-down lcd screens
for $3,000 geos.
360
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,797
You racist blockhead!
361
00:14:58,832 --> 00:15:01,333
You'll never get away
with anything that stupid.
362
00:15:01,368 --> 00:15:02,501
Oh, yeah?
363
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:03,836
Well, as we speak,
364
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,637
My secret weapon
is on a train,
365
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,439
Set to distributed
throughout the country
366
00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:09,441
To make sure
no black person
367
00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:11,677
Ever passes their sats
368
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,345
Ever again.
369
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,514
Good-bye, foxxy love.
370
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,716
[laughs]
371
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,351
[roaring]
372
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:21,020
Oops.
Wrong lever.
373
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,688
[laughs]
374
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,490
Aah!
[roars]
375
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,129
[clanks]
376
00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:31,630
So...Darling...
377
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,098
Are you ready?
378
00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:34,466
Ironically,
the only way
379
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:36,268
I could get rid
of the virus
380
00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:38,003
Was to have gay sex.
381
00:15:38,038 --> 00:15:40,773
I tried to think
of the sexiest
thoughts I could
382
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,441
To get the blood flowing.
383
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,043
Mm-hmm. All right.
384
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:46,345
Next. Done and done.
385
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:47,713
Huh? What the--
386
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,615
Ok. Mm-hmm.
387
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,183
Indeedy-deed.
388
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:52,551
Cookie flip.
389
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:55,888
Well, hello,
hello, hello.
390
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:57,790
But nothing
seemed to work.
391
00:15:57,824 --> 00:15:59,291
King, I'm not gay!
392
00:15:59,325 --> 00:16:00,559
¶ told you ¶
393
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:03,529
Your insurance
is hereby...
394
00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:06,498
R-r-r-r-r-r-revoked!
395
00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:10,836
[speaking japanese]
396
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,311
[grunts] hmm!
397
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:21,113
Oh.
398
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,548
Ok.
399
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:23,549
Hmm.
400
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:24,550
[speaking japanese]
401
00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:29,288
[roaring]
402
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,256
Aah!
403
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,524
Ling-ling!
404
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:33,492
[speaking japanese]
405
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,530
[roars]
[screams]
406
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,833
Hiya!
407
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,768
Waah!
408
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,003
Hiya!
409
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,504
Aah!
410
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,439
[groans]
411
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:50,576
¶ kill, kill, kill, kill,
die, die, die ¶
412
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,446
Oh, ling-ling,
413
00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:55,914
You saved my ass.
414
00:16:55,949 --> 00:16:56,882
[speaking japanese]
415
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,187
[roars]
416
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,023
Foxxy: no!
417
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,262
Foxxy: with ling-ling dead,
418
00:17:10,296 --> 00:17:12,197
I could only think
of one thing--
419
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,333
Man, that ling-ling pelt
420
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,669
Sure would make some
pimpin' seat covers!
421
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,404
But there was no time
for that now.
422
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:21,607
I had to put a stop
to the board of education.
423
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:24,309
Huh?
424
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:25,477
[gasps]
425
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,781
[sobbing]
426
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,318
Huh? Hmm?
427
00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:35,320
[grunting]
428
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,689
Let's see.
429
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:39,191
Where is this
secret weapon?
430
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,492
Aha!
431
00:17:40,527 --> 00:17:42,494
The shipment is
on a cargo train
432
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:45,164
Leaving cleveland
at 4:30 at a speed
of 50 miles per hour.
433
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:47,666
It's headed
to cincinnati,
which is 70 miles away.
434
00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:49,802
What time will the train
reach cincinnati?
435
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:51,470
"a," 5:15;
436
00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:52,971
"b," 5:25;
437
00:17:53,006 --> 00:17:55,307
"c"--
oh, I can't do this!
438
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:56,575
[sobs]
439
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,077
Ling-ling!
440
00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,044
[speaking japanese]
441
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:03,482
Maybe you're right,
ling-ling.
442
00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:05,818
Maybe I can do this!
443
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:07,653
Hmm, let's see.
444
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,655
I'm gonna get 38 miles,
carry the 2,
445
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:12,324
Take away the minus,
add a semicolon,
446
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,159
Put that dot
on the left side.
447
00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,328
Um...Uh...
448
00:18:16,363 --> 00:18:18,664
The answer is "d"!
449
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,332
"d," right!
It's "d"!
450
00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:22,501
5:20. I knew
I could do it.
451
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:23,469
[speaking japanese]
452
00:18:28,008 --> 00:18:29,208
Wait!
453
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:30,876
Mr. King! Look!
454
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:33,479
Marriage isn't
about having sex.
455
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,547
Uh, ask any
married person.
456
00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:37,383
Hoo-hoo,
that's so true.
457
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,318
It's about
caring and sharing
458
00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:41,153
And being there
for each other.
459
00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:42,654
Now, xandir and I
460
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:44,823
May never have
had gay sex,
461
00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:47,826
But we didn't do those
other things, either.
462
00:18:47,861 --> 00:18:49,995
So, punishing me
would be like
463
00:18:50,030 --> 00:18:52,331
Punishing every
married person
464
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,533
Who never
didn't do anything.
465
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:58,303
Spanky ham...
466
00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,139
Your convoluted logic
467
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,974
Has swayed me.
468
00:19:02,008 --> 00:19:03,976
I hereby issue you
469
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:05,878
Health insurance coverage
470
00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:10,716
Permanently and
ir-r-r-r-r-r-revocably.
471
00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,052
Oh, you did it,
my darling husband!
472
00:19:13,086 --> 00:19:15,054
I got health
insurance forever!
473
00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:16,388
Oh, hey!
474
00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:18,390
Let's go tell dumpy
the waste man!
475
00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:20,459
Spanky: hey, dumpy!
Guess what!
476
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:21,860
Dumpy: kill me!
477
00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,064
Foxxy: now, foxxy
might not be great
478
00:19:25,098 --> 00:19:26,732
With numbers or words
or stuff,
479
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:29,335
But she great
at pullin' trains over.
480
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:34,039
Wow, foxxy, you caught
the board of education.
481
00:19:34,074 --> 00:19:36,642
We've been trying
to nail him for months.
482
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,477
Heh heh!
How'd you do it?
483
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,713
I had help
from a friend--
484
00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:43,315
A dead friend.
485
00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:46,385
And now to uncover
the board of education's
486
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:48,220
Ultimate racist weapon.
487
00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:51,790
What the hell is this?
488
00:19:51,825 --> 00:19:55,594
We invented a menthol,
grape-flavored,
number 2 pencil.
489
00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:57,329
Black test-takers
wouldn't be able
490
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,331
To resist eating
their writing utensils,
491
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:02,735
So they'll never
finish the exam.
492
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:05,237
Damn. Just when
you thought racism
493
00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:07,139
Couldn't get
anymore racismer...
494
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:09,975
You really think
black people won't be
able to stop themselves
495
00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:12,478
From eating these
grape-flavored
mentholated pencils?
496
00:20:12,512 --> 00:20:15,147
[sniffs] actually,
they do smell kinda nice.
497
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:18,784
Maybe if I just have
a little nibble...
498
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,486
Congratulations, foxxy.
499
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:24,156
We're giving you
an honorary
mystery-solving badge.
500
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:26,158
[muffled]
mystery-solving badge?
501
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:29,328
If you gots a badge that
can solve mysteries,
502
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:31,463
What you need
foxxy for?
503
00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:35,434
[policemen grunting]
504
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,737
[spanky and xandir laughing]
505
00:20:38,772 --> 00:20:41,306
Both: ¶ la la la
la la la la... ¶
506
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,976
Seeing spanky treat xandir
with newfound respect
507
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,310
Made me realize...
508
00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:47,813
2 men can be as close
as a man and a woman.
509
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:50,149
And maybe, just maybe,
510
00:20:50,183 --> 00:20:52,818
One little gay marriage
won't ruin the world.
511
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,319
[roars]
512
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:56,555
[screaming]
513
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,490
[gunshots and screaming]
514
00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:01,527
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515
00:21:02,305 --> 00:22:02,488
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