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[Screaming]

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[Whistling]

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♪♪ la, la, la, la ♪♪

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[Doorbell rings]

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Mail call!

6
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What the heck
are these?

7
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Eh, just a few more
copyright infringement
letters.

8
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E!
I'll take thos

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♪♪ do-Dee-Do, do
, do-Dee-Doot ♪♪

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[Shredding]

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And a letter for...
ling-Ling.

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Hi-Ya!

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Man: ♪♪ ling-Ling
into bat-- ♪♪

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Yay!

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[Speaking foreign language]

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What's that
troiental saying?

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I can't read it.

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Something about
an all-New daily show.

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I do like
that jon stewart.

20
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Hey, would you guys
mind signing

21
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For your neighbor's package?

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Someone finally bought
that house, huh?

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Yeah.
Some greeks moved in.

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Did you hear that?

25
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Greeks!
Next door!

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Back in college
i would have joined
a fraternity

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If not for
one small incident.

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So, you're
the president of
the fraternity, huh?

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Yeah--
Yah!

30
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[Gurgles]

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I guess
i'm the president now!

32
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Actually,
as vice president

33
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I'm the new
president.

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Oh!

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Later, you gay
independents.

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I'm gonna
rush me a frat.

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[Glass shatters]

38
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I think
the mailman meant

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An immigrant family
from greece moved in,

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Not a fraternity.

41
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And that wasn't a roofie,
captain hero.

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That was a tic-Tac.

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Are you guys going
to fuck me or not?

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[Speaking foreign language]

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Oh, nothing
bring me joy.

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I too old to battle,

48
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And my cataract make
karaoke impossible.

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[Tequilaplaying]

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Uh...

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Ohh...

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You should be happy,
ling-Ling.

53
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After jun-Jee die,

54
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You inherit
his billions!

55
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Move in with
shameful son? Ha!

56
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Oh, i do like
jon stewart, son.

57
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Ok, i move into
ill-Defined parody
house with you.

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Yeah!

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Hello!
My name is
captain hero.

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I just wanted
to introduce myself
and tell you that

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You guys have
the most awesome house!

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Oh, yes,
well, thank you.
We are very happy here.

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Listen, we are just
sitting down to dinner,

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So, uh, thank you
for the stopping by.

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Dude, i am total
pledge material!

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Excuse me--
Why, did you fart?

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[Laughs
and flatulates]

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[Woman gasps]
oh!

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Social!
[Gasps]

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[Cat howls]
[tequilaplaying]

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[All whimpering]

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[Gulps]

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Will you be
my big brother?

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Party foul.
Dead arm!

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Aah!

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[Belches and retches

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Dude, i snarfed!

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That should be
my pledge name.
Snarf!

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Ooh, let's play
ooky pita!

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Snarf go first.

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Please, scary man,
get out of our house

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And never come back.

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What?

84
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You don't want me
in your house?

85
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Just please
do leave us.

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[Sobbing]

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[Glass breaks]
[sheep bleats]

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I wish
i was dead.

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Oh, look!
Another sick parent.

90
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Just stack him in
the corner with
the rest of them.

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[Flies buzzing]

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Hey, foxxy.

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When are you gonna
contribute to
the parent pile?

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When my daddy get back
from buyin'
them cigarettes.

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[Beeping]

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Cameras everywhere,

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Obscure cartoon
characters,

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Smells like urine.

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This just like
tokyo disneyland!

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[Sighs]

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You are great embarrassment
to family name.

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I am ashamed
to call you

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Ling-Ling hitler
bin laden seacrest.

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[Grumbling]

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Oh!

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[Flies buzzing]

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[Munching sounds]

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Oh!

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Who the hiroshima
is that?

110
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Oh, jun-Jee wouldn't mind
sweeping that leg chubby.

111
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Cannonball!

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[Both whimpering]

113
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Oh,
i am such a loser!

114
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Oh, sweetie,

115
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I know
it never feels good
to be rejected.

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Even when it's by
an immigrant
greek family

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That you've mistaken
for a college frat.

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I know,
but i still don't get

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Why they didn't want me
as a pledge.

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Maybe i didn't showcase
all my positive attributes,

121
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Like my ability
to spot a toupee.

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There's one!

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[Screaming]

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You don't need them,
captain hero.

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You've got
all the friends you need
right here.

126
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You're right,
xandir.

127
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I don't need
their fraternity

128
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If i start my own!

129
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Oh, fuck me.

130
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Here's to starting
the biggest, bestest,

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Drunkiest driviest,
vehicular manslaughteriest

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Get-Off-With-A-Slap-
On-The-Wrist-

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Because-Our-Dads
are-The-Richiest

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Fraternity on campus.

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[Glass shatters]

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That wasn't
a roofie,
captain hero.

137
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It was
some candy made
by willy wonka.

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[Plays flute]

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Men:
♪♪ goofy roofies,
buggery-Boo ♪♪

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Captain hero:
line up!

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You maggots are
the worst pledges

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In the history of
this fraternity.

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Both:
sir, sorry, sir!

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Thousands of
committed brothers

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Have passed through
these doors.

146
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Look at them.
Look at them!

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Both:
sir, looking, sir.

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They were all
like family to me.

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Well, except one.

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Now drop
and give me 20 plies!

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Both:
sir, yes, sir!

152
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Now, pledges,
as you know,

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We are the coolest
fraternity on
campus.

154
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But the fraternity
next door

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Thinks they're
even cooler than us.

156
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Should we let them
get away with that?

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Both:
sir, no, sir!

158
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Then let's teach
those assholes
a lesson.

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Charge!

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[Screaming]

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[Cyndi lauper performing
girls just want to have fun]

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[All giggling]
good one!

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[Glass shatters]
[both gasp]

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[Screams]
panty raid!

165
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♪♪ i come home
in the morning light ♪♪

166
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♪♪ my mother says when ♪♪

167
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♪♪ you gonna
live your life right ♪♪

168
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™ª
♪♪ oh, mother dear,
we're not the fortunate ones ♪

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♪♪ and girls,
they want to have fun ♪♪

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[Screaming]

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♪♪ oh, girls-- ♪♪
yee-Haw!

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Ai-Yi-Yi-Yi-Yi!

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[Southern accent]
your kind ain't
welcome here no more.

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Hello, 9-1-1?

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This is
the georgiopoulos hous--

176
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No, we're not taking
anymore pledges.

177
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Will you please
just send someone over?

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♪♪ in your loud eyes ♪♪
♪♪ eyes ♪♪

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♪♪i feel the heat ♪♪
♪♪ brown eyes ♪♪

180
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♪♪of tiny feet... ♪♪

181
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Oh, toot-San,
you have stolen my heart.

182
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I'm not that fat,
old man!

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[Growls]

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[Grunts]

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[Screams]

186
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Excuse me! Pardon me!
[Both grunting]

187
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Pardon me! [Grunts]

188
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[Sizzles]

189
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[Gurgles]

190
00:08:01,447 --> 00:08:02,748
Ohh...

191
00:08:07,520 --> 00:08:10,122
But she have
such beautiful, tiny feet.

192
00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:16,629
There must be something
a beauty like that would want

193
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From an old, dying,

194
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Prone-To-Changing-His-Will
billionaire like me.

195
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Billionaire!
[Gasps]

196
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Why didn't you
just say so?

197
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Interested in
sticking your
john mccain

198
00:08:25,738 --> 00:08:27,473
Into
my hanoi hilton?

199
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[Both grunting]

200
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[Slurping]

201
00:08:34,413 --> 00:08:36,582
These invites will get you
2 sweet things

202
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To the front of the line
for tonight's party.

203
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Clothing is
totally optional.

204
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Ha ha ha ha!
[Doorbell rings]

205
00:08:42,655 --> 00:08:44,824
Ooh, that's probably
my uncle with the keg!

206
00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:47,860
Mr. Hero,
your new neighbors
have issued

207
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A restraining order
against you,

208
00:08:49,595 --> 00:08:50,897
Some queer in
a peter pan outfit,

209
00:08:51,330 --> 00:08:52,198
And a talking banana.

210
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[Screams]

211
00:08:53,499 --> 00:08:55,234
Shenanigans like that

212
00:08:55,234 --> 00:08:56,536
Will get us
kicked off campus.

213
00:08:56,969 --> 00:08:58,271
You two are gone!

214
00:08:58,704 --> 00:09:01,307
But where will
the fraternity get
its potassium?

215
00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:06,078
Those dildos next door
went to the dean.

216
00:09:06,512 --> 00:09:07,813
They're trying
to make us even lamer

217
00:09:07,813 --> 00:09:09,982
Than that lame frat
down the street!

218
00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:13,886
Do a keg stand,
mishe!

219
00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:16,923
All: mishe!
Mishe! Mishe!

220
00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:18,658
We're not going
to let them destroy us,

221
00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:19,959
Are we, plebes?

222
00:09:19,959 --> 00:09:21,260
Both:
sir, never, sir!

223
00:09:21,260 --> 00:09:22,562
And to prove it,
xandir,

224
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,863
Lock yourself in
the trunk of a car

225
00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:25,164
With this bottle
of whiskey,

226
00:09:25,164 --> 00:09:26,465
And don't come out
until it's empty.

227
00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:28,200
Sir, yes, sir!

228
00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,936
And wooldoor,
you tie one end
of this rope

229
00:09:29,936 --> 00:09:31,237
Around your penis,

230
00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,538
And the other
around this brick,

231
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And then throw it
over the balcony.

232
00:09:34,273 --> 00:09:37,310
Sir, thank you
for making my wish
come true, sir!

233
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There goes
one brave kid.

234
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Captain hero narrating:
now that the pledges

235
00:09:43,816 --> 00:09:45,985
Were showing
some real house pride,

236
00:09:45,985 --> 00:09:47,286
It was time
to get our revenge

237
00:09:47,286 --> 00:09:48,588
On our rival
fraternity

238
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:51,190
With the greatest
prank of them all.

239
00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:54,226
We shall steal
their mascot!

240
00:09:57,697 --> 00:09:58,998
[Thunder]

241
00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:02,034
Wooldoor:
[screaming]

242
00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:02,902
It's not
so bad.

243
00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:04,637
Stop screwing
around, plebe.

244
00:10:05,071 --> 00:10:06,372
Ugh! [Groans
and whimpers]

245
00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:08,107
We have got
a mascot to steal.

246
00:10:08,107 --> 00:10:09,408
If we do this,

247
00:10:09,408 --> 00:10:11,577
I will have accomplished
almost every goal

248
00:10:11,577 --> 00:10:13,746
I have ever
set for myself.

249
00:10:13,746 --> 00:10:16,349
Bathroom,
camels, goat...

250
00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,084
And the sek-Us.

251
00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:20,686
[Slams]

252
00:10:25,891 --> 00:10:27,627
[Grunts]

253
00:10:30,229 --> 00:10:31,097
Ha!

254
00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:34,133
Man alive!
That is one hairy goat!

255
00:10:34,567 --> 00:10:36,302
Sir, i think
that might not be
a goat at all.

256
00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:38,471
It looks more like
a little girl, sir.

257
00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,206
Oh, you are
such a freshman.

258
00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:43,242
Why would a fraternity have
a little girl as a mascot?

259
00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:44,977
3 demerits!

260
00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:45,845
[Grunts]

261
00:10:46,278 --> 00:10:47,580
Pledge, xandir,
you can tell

262
00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:48,881
She's a goat, right?

263
00:10:48,881 --> 00:10:51,917
[Indistinct shouting
and banging]

264
00:10:51,917 --> 00:10:54,086
Oh, yes.
She's a goat all right.

265
00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,255
[Speaking greek]

266
00:10:56,689 --> 00:10:57,990
[Muffled grunting]

267
00:10:57,990 --> 00:11:01,460
This will be the greatest
fraternity prank ever!

268
00:11:01,894 --> 00:11:02,762
Hyah!

269
00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:04,930
[Wooldoor grunting]

270
00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:17,076
Hey! Who i sleep with
is my business!

271
00:11:17,076 --> 00:11:18,377
Ahd getting you
the best deal

272
00:11:18,377 --> 00:11:20,546
On a new or used chevy
is his business!

273
00:11:20,546 --> 00:11:22,715
[Horse whinnies]
yee-Haw!

274
00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:25,317
Maybe we should just try
to get along.

275
00:11:25,317 --> 00:11:27,486
I would suggest
you start kissing my ass.

276
00:11:27,920 --> 00:11:28,788
After all,

277
00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:32,258
I am gonna be
your new mother.

278
00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:34,860
[Screams]

279
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,162
[Birds clamor]

280
00:11:36,162 --> 00:11:37,897
Oh, did i mention
i have a fat ass?

281
00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:38,764
[Flatulence]

282
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:40,499
[Sobbing]

283
00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:42,234
Ma'am,

284
00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:43,969
I know this is difficult.

285
00:11:43,969 --> 00:11:47,006
But do you
remember anything

286
00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:48,307
About the sandwich
i asked you to make for me?

287
00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:49,608
Huh?

288
00:11:49,608 --> 00:11:51,777
Oh, this is going
way better

289
00:11:51,777 --> 00:11:53,079
Than i expected.

290
00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:54,380
[Doorbell rings]

291
00:11:54,814 --> 00:11:55,681
[Snickering]

292
00:11:56,115 --> 00:11:57,416
Hello,
campus security.

293
00:11:57,416 --> 00:11:59,151
Can i help you?

294
00:11:59,151 --> 00:12:00,453
Yes, i don't know
if you've heard,

295
00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,188
But little georgina's
been abducted.

296
00:12:02,188 --> 00:12:03,489
Ha ha!

297
00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:05,658
The goat's name
is georgina.

298
00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:07,827
That is so gay!

299
00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:10,429
Perhaps being a super hero
who lives right next door,

300
00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:12,598
You've noticed
someone suspicious
in the area?

301
00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:13,899
Oh, no, sir.

302
00:12:14,333 --> 00:12:17,803
We haven't seen
any baa-D guys
around here.

303
00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:19,538
[Both laugh]

304
00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:21,273
Well, if you happen
to see anything,

305
00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:23,008
Let us know.

306
00:12:23,008 --> 00:12:23,876
Both: phi alpha gamma!

307
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,177
Phi alpha gamma!

308
00:12:25,177 --> 00:12:26,045
We're really good

309
00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:27,346
At thinking of chants!

310
00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:28,214
Uh...
um...

311
00:12:28,647 --> 00:12:29,949
Uh...
uh...

312
00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:30,816
Both: ok, not that good.

313
00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:32,118
Wait, i've got one!

314
00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:33,686
No, that's stupid.

315
00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:44,764
Man: i now
pronounce you

316
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,366
Husband
and wife.

317
00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:50,402
You may now roll
the bride's fat face
in flour

318
00:12:50,402 --> 00:12:52,138
And kiss
the wet spot.

319
00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:53,439
Ooh!
Ooh! Spot.

320
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:54,306
[Grunts]

321
00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:57,777
[Cheering]
no!

322
00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:03,849
[Chuckling]

323
00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:04,717
Oh, pardon me,

324
00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:06,452
Schmucky woman starting
to sell real estate

325
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,621
In a desperate attempt to
create a career for herself

326
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:09,922
Way too late in life

327
00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:11,223
Because her husband
dumped her sorry ass,

328
00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:13,826
But did
our neighbors move?

329
00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:15,127
I'm afraid so.

330
00:13:15,127 --> 00:13:16,428
Huzzah!
[Indistinct]

331
00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:18,164
I guess after
their daughter
was kidnapped,

332
00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:19,465
Never to be found,

333
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:20,766
They gave up on
their american dream

334
00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:22,935
And moved back
to greece.

335
00:13:22,935 --> 00:13:24,236
Daughter?

336
00:13:24,236 --> 00:13:25,538
Kidnapped and...

337
00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:29,441
Wait a second.

338
00:13:29,441 --> 00:13:31,610
Wait a second!

339
00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:49,829
So, she's the daughter
of a greek family,

340
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,865
Not the goat mascot of
a greek fraternity.

341
00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:55,467
[Laughs]
doesn't this beat all?!

342
00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:57,636
Come on.
Talk about embarrassing.

343
00:13:57,636 --> 00:13:59,805
Oh, xandir's not gonna
believe this!

344
00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:01,106
[Flies buzzing]

345
00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:02,842
Oh, my god.
[Retches]

346
00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:05,878
Sir!
You're a fucking idiot,
sir!

347
00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:07,179
[Grunts]

348
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:08,480
Stanley?

349
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:09,782
Sorry, barbara.

350
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,083
I need someone
who makes me feel passion,

351
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:14,119
Not just some desperate
middle-Aged hag.

352
00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:16,722
You want
to join us in here?

353
00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:18,457
Oh, stanley.

354
00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:20,626
This is the best
i deserve.

355
00:14:25,831 --> 00:14:27,566
[Dog barking]

356
00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:29,735
Hey, sugar pie!

357
00:14:29,735 --> 00:14:31,470
[Yelps]

358
00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:36,242
Toot braunstein,

359
00:14:36,242 --> 00:14:38,844
We have this court order
to stop you

360
00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:40,579
From spending
the jun-Jee's money.

361
00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:49,255
Hey, i'm no slut!

362
00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:50,556
I earned this money!

363
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:54,460
I've been letting jun-Jee
ram his tank into
my tiananmen square!

364
00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:57,930
Sadly, he always ignores
the little student.

365
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:03,135
No, it's my money!

366
00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:06,171
It's my money!

367
00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:07,473
It's my money!

368
00:15:07,473 --> 00:15:08,774
Silence!

369
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:11,377
Toot: husband!

370
00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:13,545
How long
have you been
standing there?

371
00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:15,281
Long enough.

372
00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:18,751
Ling-Ling,
you do not deserve
inheritance.

373
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,920
And you, toot,
you no love jun-Jee.

374
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,655
You just marry me
for money.

375
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:26,558
So, jun-Jee decide
no one get
his fortune.

376
00:15:26,558 --> 00:15:27,860
Yoko ono!

377
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:29,595
Yoo-Hoo ho ho!

378
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:30,896
Jun-Jee spend it all

379
00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:33,065
On only dream
jun-Jee have left:

380
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:36,969
I buy ticket on
space shuttle to moon!

381
00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:38,270
Peace out, y'all!

382
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,343
Say, herb, did you get
your nose straightened?

383
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,512
.
Yeah, now nobody
can tell i'm a jew

384
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,681
[Canned laughter]

385
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:51,283
Captain hero: so,
i guess as it turns out,

386
00:15:51,717 --> 00:15:53,452
You're not actually
a goat.

387
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:56,922
Foxxy gots
to keep a closer eye
on you retards.

388
00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:58,223
I know, i know.

389
00:15:58,657 --> 00:15:59,959
This is totally
the kind of crap

390
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,694
That makes you lose
your charter.

391
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:03,862
Well, i learned
my lesson.

392
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,031
Kids,
don't do something
you know is wrong

393
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,634
Just to be accepted
into some cool club.

394
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,369
And i guess
i have learned

395
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,104
That not everything
with hair on it

396
00:16:12,104 --> 00:16:13,405
Is a goat.

397
00:16:13,405 --> 00:16:15,574
Which would mean...

398
00:16:15,574 --> 00:16:17,743
That's right,
captain hero!

399
00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:20,346
Your leg is not a goat.
[Goat bleats]

400
00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:22,081
What do we do with
little georgina?

401
00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:23,816
We got to get her
back to her family.

402
00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:25,551
We gots to go to greece!

403
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,720
Both: road trip!

404
00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,756
Off the weave, ho!

405
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:32,925
Captain hero narrating:
and so, we began
our journey to greece

406
00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:35,527
To reunite yet another
war-Torn family.

407
00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:37,696
I had always dreamed
of going to greece.

408
00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:40,299
I only hoped
it was as beautiful
as it looked in the movies.

409
00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:41,166
[All gasp]

410
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:43,769
[All scatting]

411
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:45,504
Wow!Grease!

412
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:46,805
It's amazing.

413
00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:48,107
It's beautiful!

414
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:49,408
It's the word!

415
00:16:52,878 --> 00:16:53,746
Come on, ling-Ling.

416
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,782
We have to go to nasa
and stop your father.

417
00:16:56,782 --> 00:16:58,951
We can't let him
give away
all my money!

418
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,252
[Sighs]

419
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:03,722
Please?

420
00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:05,457
I can't get
there alone.

421
00:17:05,457 --> 00:17:07,192
I need someone
to hold the stick

422
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,361
With the ho ho
in front of me.

423
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:14,133
Dude, your money.
I would go.

424
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:15,000
Don't leave.

425
00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:16,301
He'll kill me.

426
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:25,411
You want
half my ho ho?!

427
00:17:25,411 --> 00:17:28,013
I should kill you
where you stand!

428
00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:35,387
Ok. That's fai
r. Let's go.

429
00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:38,857
Hey! You have to
shake it a little.

430
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:41,026
My eyes are
attracted to motion.

431
00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:42,761
[Cowbell clanks]
[grunting]

432
00:17:42,761 --> 00:17:44,930
[Imitates
chimpanzee]

433
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:49,268
[Gunshot]

434
00:17:52,037 --> 00:17:54,640
First, jun-Jee check
control panel.

435
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,809
Yes. It looks like
everything set

436
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:59,411
To go straight ahead
into space.

437
00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:03,315
Jun-Jee ready
for launch.

438
00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:05,050
Announcer: t-Minus
two minutes to raunch.

439
00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:10,689
[Grunting]

440
00:18:10,689 --> 00:18:15,027
Honey, this is no way
to spend my money!

441
00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:16,328
It not your money.

442
00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:18,931
And trip to moon
make jun-Jee happy.

443
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,245
You're right.

444
00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:34,546
There is always
something better

445
00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:35,848
Coming up next.

446
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,583
I don't need
to blow fortune

447
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:38,450
On trip to moon.

448
00:18:38,884 --> 00:18:41,053
Besides, space turns
asians into queers.

449
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:43,222
That only explanation
for george takei.

450
00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:48,427
Let's go,
number one son.

451
00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:50,162
Announcer: t-Minus 11...
[grunting]

452
00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:51,463
10...
wait!

453
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:52,764
9, 8...
help!

454
00:18:52,764 --> 00:18:54,500
I'm stuck!
I'm stuck!

455
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:56,235
6, 5...

456
00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:58,837
4, 3...
god damn it!

457
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:01,006
2, 1...
[cowbell clanks]

458
00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:03,175
[Transporter hums]

459
00:19:05,344 --> 00:19:06,211
Oh, my!

460
00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:08,380
Oh, my yourself!

461
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:10,115
Ooh!

462
00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:15,754
Oh, there go
mr. Georgiopoulos

463
00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:17,489
With them pink ladies.

464
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,658
Sir, you are just
gonna laugh

465
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,261
When you hear
what happened.

466
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:24,863
Georgina?!
Is that you?!

467
00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:26,165
Daaa-D!

468
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,333
Oh, my sweet,
sweet daughter!

469
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:31,803
Oh, thank you,
mighty thor!

470
00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:33,105
[Thunder]

471
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:36,575
Once again, captain hero
has saved the day!

472
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:40,479
Honey,
did that man hurt you?

473
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:42,648
Did he touch you?

474
00:19:42,648 --> 00:19:43,515
Teen: hey, ho!

475
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:46,552
?
Like, what the hell
did you do to george's kid

476
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:49,154
Greased lightning!
Sandy! Whoa.

477
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:50,889
♪♪ fraternity pledging ♪♪

478
00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:53,058
♪♪ had me a blast ♪♪

479
00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:54,359
♪♪ i was sleeping ♪♪

480
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,094
♪♪
♪♪ happened so fast

481
00:19:56,094 --> 00:19:57,396
♪♪ i grabbed the goat ♪♪

482
00:19:57,829 --> 00:19:59,565
♪♪ and ran for my life ♪♪

483
00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:00,866
♪♪ i tried to scream ♪♪

484
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,035
♪♪ but he had a knife ♪♪

485
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,336
Both: ♪♪ kidnapping ♪♪

486
00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:05,637
♪♪ oh, what a fling ♪♪

487
00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:08,240
♪♪ whoa, yeah,
those pledging days ♪♪

488
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,975
Women: ♪♪ tell us
what happened next ♪♪

489
00:20:09,975 --> 00:20:11,710
Men: ♪♪ did you
tie her up
in chains? ♪♪

490
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,445
♪♪ did he have
a big stick? ♪♪

491
00:20:13,445 --> 00:20:15,180
♪♪ did you slap
her around? ♪♪

492
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:16,048
♪♪ did he make you
suck his ♪♪

493
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,349
♪♪ big balls ♪♪
♪♪ shooby-Do wop ♪♪

494
00:20:17,349 --> 00:20:18,650
♪♪ oh, yeah ♪♪
♪♪ do-Wop ♪♪

495
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:19,952
♪♪ mother-Freaking
balls ♪♪

496
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:20,819
Both: ♪♪ kidnapping ♪♪

497
00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:22,120
♪♪ oh, what a fling ♪♪

498
00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:22,988
♪♪ whoa, yeah ♪♪

499
00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:25,157
♪♪ those pledging--Ahh ♪♪

500
00:20:25,591 --> 00:20:28,627
♪♪ days ♪♪

501
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:30,796
[Toot screams]

502
00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:41,139
[Beeping]

503
00:20:42,305 --> 00:21:42,347
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