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♪♪ sisters and brothers
every race and creed ♪♪

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♪♪ every personality ♪♪

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™ª
♪♪ with tolerance and love ♪

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♪♪ we're all free
to be whee! ♪♪

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Wooldoor, narrating:
it's always been my dream
to entertain children.

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And i finally earned
enough money

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As a bar mitzvah
to have my own show.

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[Cheering]

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[Laughs]

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Damn it, hero.

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Keep that mic
out of my shot.

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Oh, it's too heavy.
[Cracks]

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Great.
Now i chipped a nail.

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[Man yodels]

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Ooh...ahh...

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Hey, boys and girls,

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That must be
fat mountain.

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Cut!
[Bell rings]

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For christ's sake, toot,
you missed your cue.

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I don't have time
for your crappy show.

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Don't you know?
It's coming.

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What the hell
you talking about,
mount fudgemo?

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As a calf,
i heard the elders whisper

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Of a mystical chariot
shaped like a hot dog.

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Roughly translated
from fat to english,

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It's called
the wienermobile.

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The scars on my fat thighs
tell the whole story.

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When the wienermobile
arrives,

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It will offer up
tasty, all-Beef hot dogs,

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But only to the worthy.

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Oh, wienermobile,

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Soon, i shall suckle at
your processed meat bosom.

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[Slurping]

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Mystical hot dog chariot?

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The wienermobile exists!

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Just like
the loch ness monster
and god's mercy.

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Oh, lord, please guide
my boat safely back--

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[Screaming]
[roaring]

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Ok.

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Let's try this again
from the top.

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♪♪ welcome to-- ♪♪
[screams]

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What in the name
of one-Dimensional
characters

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And predictable
reactions
is going on here?

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Hi, clara.
You're just in time

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To see me film
my public access tv show.

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It's about acceptance
and tolerance.

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[Gasps]
acceptance
and tolerance?

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Why, that's
a breeding ground
for homosexuality.

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Millions of kids watch
public access tv.

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If you put this on,

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It will turn them all
gayer than a magician.

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Oh, my go--Uh, wait.
Street or vegas?

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Vegas!

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Oh, my god!

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Clara, a tv show
can't make you gay.

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?
Oh, really?
Tell that to the kid
fromwho's the boss

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Mmm, that is true.

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And i will not let
wooldoor put this on tv.

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I'm taking this
to the people
you can always count on

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To protect
the white christian
status quo.

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Denny's?

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No. Congress.

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Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports
Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP

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Wooldoor, narrating:
next thing i knew, i was
testifying before congress.

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People were trying
to suppress me,

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Even though i was only here
to entertain kids.

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Now i know how fire feels.

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[Screams]

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♪♪ so clench your teeth
and not ethnicity ♪♪

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[Gasping]
silence!

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Senators, this is
the gayest kids' show
i've ever seen.

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It's tinky winky
times 10.

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Gay 10.

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[Crowd cheers]

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Whee!
Senators!

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A children's tv show won'’
’t make boys give fellatio.

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Watching tv on the sofa

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Can't turn your girl
into martina navratilova.

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So, senators, if you protect
wooldoor's free speech,

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S.
I'll massage your prostate

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Each.

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[Crowd cheers]

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We shall now bring it
to a vote.

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This hearing is
the biggest waste
of taxpayer money

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Since you redecorated
the senate with
thestar warstheme.

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You said you were
just getting new carpet.

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[Screams]

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All in favor of allowing
wooldoor's show on tv.

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All: yeah!

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All those
in favor of censoring.

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All: yeah!

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Very well.
By a vote of 7 to 4,

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This senate hereby declares

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That wooldoor's show
is allowed to air.

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Great!

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Now, my show
can entertain kids,
annoy adults,

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And funny third thing!

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[Electricity crackles]

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[Beeping]

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Hey, buddy.

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Laundry night?
No clean clothes?

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[All laughing]

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Tell me, are you
wooldoor sockbat?

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No.

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Sorry.
I'm heart of hearing.

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[Both screaming]

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[All gasp and pant]

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Oh, wienermobile,

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Where art thou?

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Toot, please,

111
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Can't you see
we're trying to watch
transformer porn?

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Female robot on tv:
please, not in the hair.
I have a date tonight.

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[Liquid squirts]
what did i tell you?

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Ohh!

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Wienermobile!

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Foxxy decided
to solve the mystery

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Of shutting
the fat fuck up.

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[Gasps]
oh, my god, toot.

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I think i actually hears
the wienermobile.

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You do?
It's coming from
inside the closet.

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Wienermobile!

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[Clicks]

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Wienermobile?

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[Muffled shouting]

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[Music volume
on tv increases]

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[Techno music
playing]

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Here's to congress
for letting me do my show.

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And to
freedom of speech.

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Fuck yeah!
That's the shit!

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I want to fuck
the head off a fucking pig

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And rip
its fucking guts out,

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And then fuck its fuckity
fuck fuck fuck fuck

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Fuck fuck fuckity fuck

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Fuck fuck fuck...

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Wooldoor, narrating:
i was on top
of the world.

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But then,
something happened
that killed my buzz

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Faster than driving
over that kid.

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[Brakes squeal]

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[Indistinct crack]
[child screams]

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Tell me, are you
wooldoor sockbat?

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00:05:59,158 --> 00:06:00,460
Yes. Are you
from the service?

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00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:04,364
Because i specifically asked
for no eastern european women.

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It's gun to meet you.
[Screams]

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[Whimpering]

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Later!

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[Grunting]

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[All gasp
and scream]

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Wooldoor, narrating:
i was being hunted down

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By some ugly,
gap-Toothed nazi sympathizer

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With a speech impediment
and a penchant for
memorable one-Liners.

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Always bet on black.

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On days like this,
i wish i had super powers
like captain hero.

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Activate hero shield.

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[Screams]

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[Grunts]

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I'm gonna die!

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Please, no!

158
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Huh?

159
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Come on me
if you want to live.

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I think you mean,
come with you.

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Wh-What did i say?

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[Gasps]
[screams]

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Come on.

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It's hot, but sad.

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00:07:07,293 --> 00:07:10,329
You just know
that fighter plane
dinosaur was molested.

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[Horn honks]

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[Honks]
uh-Uh!

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The wienermobile
is for real real.

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[All talk at once]

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Come on, man!
[Indistinct chatter]

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♪♪ wieners, wieners ♪♪

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♪♪ wieners,
wieners, wieners ♪♪

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♪♪ wieners, wieners, ♪♪

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00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:29,849
Oh, yeah!
Free hot dog!

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00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,584
Look at all these
condiments.

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I hurt animals
because i'm sick.

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♪♪ wieners ♪♪
♪♪ wieners ♪♪

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♪♪ wieners ♪♪
♪♪ wieners ♪♪

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♪♪ wieners,
wieners, wieners ♪♪

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♪♪ wieners ♪♪
♪♪ wieners ♪♪

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♪♪ wieners ♪♪
♪♪ wieners ♪♪

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♪♪ wieners,
wieners, wieners ♪♪

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♪♪ wieners ♪♪
♪♪ wieners... ♪♪

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Wienermobile.

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[Sniffling]

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Wooldoor, narrating:
what a nightmare.

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One minute,
i was celebrating
with my friends

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Like a drunken pro athlete.

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The next, i was crying
and running for my life

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Like the wife of
a drunken pro athlete.

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00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:02,381
Xandir,
what the hell
is going on?

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00:08:02,381 --> 00:08:04,116
Clara was right.

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00:08:04,116 --> 00:08:08,454
Your show is destined
to turn the whole planet gay.

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00:08:08,454 --> 00:08:09,755
5 years from now,

195
00:08:10,189 --> 00:08:11,924
Earth will be
a gay paradise

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Where all music is dance

197
00:08:14,093 --> 00:08:15,828
And all food is low carb

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00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:19,298
And the semen flows
like wine.

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00:08:19,732 --> 00:08:23,202
But a small minority
of normal people

200
00:08:23,202 --> 00:08:25,371
Still survives
in the sewers

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Beneath the sports arenas.

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♪♪ she used to be cute,
now she's fat! ♪♪

203
00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:32,311
The breeders fought back by
creating a killing machine--

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[All talk at once]

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00:08:36,215 --> 00:08:38,384
A super hetero
killing machine.

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00:08:40,119 --> 00:08:43,589
What's the difference
between a woman with the pms
and a terrorist?

207
00:08:43,589 --> 00:08:45,324
You can negotiate
with a terrorist.

208
00:08:45,758 --> 00:08:47,927
[All laugh]

209
00:08:47,927 --> 00:08:50,096
They sent the terminator
back in time

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To destroy the gay future
by killing you.

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00:08:52,698 --> 00:08:54,000
A time traveling robot?

212
00:08:54,433 --> 00:08:57,470
Gay future?
Wienermobile?
Oh, yeah.

213
00:08:57,470 --> 00:09:00,072
I was sent back in time
to protect you
and your kids' show

214
00:09:00,506 --> 00:09:02,241
And ensure
the gay future.

215
00:09:02,241 --> 00:09:04,844
So now you're from
the future, too?
[Scoffs]

216
00:09:04,844 --> 00:09:06,579
I thought you were
from a video game.

217
00:09:06,579 --> 00:09:08,748
Video games are
the future!

218
00:09:08,748 --> 00:09:10,483
Aah! He's got a gun!

219
00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:11,784
Wooldoor, wait!

220
00:09:11,784 --> 00:09:12,652
Come on my back!

221
00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:16,122
Wait, what did i say?

222
00:09:16,122 --> 00:09:17,423
Captain hero:
i had just returned

223
00:09:17,423 --> 00:09:19,158
From deactivating
the hero shield

224
00:09:19,158 --> 00:09:20,459
When the doorbell rang.

225
00:09:20,459 --> 00:09:21,327
[Doorbell rings]

226
00:09:21,761 --> 00:09:23,930
Tell me, bro,
are you wooldoor sockbat?

227
00:09:24,363 --> 00:09:25,231
No, he's not here.

228
00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:26,966
Wait a minute,
you're that guy

229
00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:28,267
Who killed
all those pe--

230
00:09:28,267 --> 00:09:30,870
Dude, is that
a beer tap?

231
00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:32,605
Yes. It's draft lager.

232
00:09:32,605 --> 00:09:33,906
Cool.
Can i have some?

233
00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:36,509
[Grunting]

234
00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:38,244
Dude, you totally
schooled that wall.

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00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:40,413
Up high!

236
00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,148
Wow. A self high-Five.

237
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,317
You are so hetero.

238
00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:47,787
Hey, bro,
what do you think
about vagina?

239
00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:49,522
Dude,
i love the vagina.

240
00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:51,257
Dude, i love the vagina.

241
00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:53,426
What do you like to do
to the vagina?

242
00:09:53,859 --> 00:09:55,595
What do you think
i like to do
to the vagina?

243
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,763
I think you like
to fuck it.

244
00:09:57,763 --> 00:09:59,932
Damn straight.
I totally like
to fuck the vagina.

245
00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:01,233
Sweet.
Sweet.

246
00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:07,740
Dem wienermobile
hot dogs was amazing.

247
00:10:07,740 --> 00:10:11,644
I ain't never had
so many wieners
in my mouth at once.

248
00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:14,246
Only that one time
in college.

249
00:10:14,246 --> 00:10:16,415
I ain't lying
like panaggio.

250
00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:19,018
.
It's quitting time

251
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,621
Have a hot diggity
dog day.

252
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:22,922
Hey, asshole!

253
00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:31,597
[Weeping]

254
00:10:31,597 --> 00:10:35,067
Wow. I can't believe
we forgot about you, took.

255
00:10:35,067 --> 00:10:36,802
My name is toot.

256
00:10:37,236 --> 00:10:38,537
I'm pretty sure
you're wrong.

257
00:10:38,537 --> 00:10:39,839
I know my own name!

258
00:10:40,272 --> 00:10:42,008
By the way,
we sorry, fat ass.

259
00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:44,176
[Sobbing]

260
00:10:45,911 --> 00:10:47,213
I'm telling you,
a robot from the future

261
00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:48,948
Is trying to kill
wooldoor.

262
00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:50,249
I'm here to protect hi
m and make sure

263
00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:51,984
His show
gets on the air.

264
00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:53,285
I keep asking myself.

265
00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:55,454
When will this
nightmare end?

266
00:10:55,454 --> 00:10:57,623
And i keep asking myself
where do those legs end?

267
00:10:57,623 --> 00:10:59,792
They look like
they go on for days.

268
00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:01,527
Wooldoor: everything
was just so crazy.

269
00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:04,130
I didn't know
if i could trust xandir
or the cops,

270
00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:05,865
Or my ability to resist

271
00:11:06,298 --> 00:11:07,600
The devilishly
suave advances

272
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:08,901
Of detective smith.

273
00:11:08,901 --> 00:11:09,769
[Purrs]

274
00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:11,070
[Dialing]

275
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,673
So i called someone
i knew i could trust.

276
00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:15,408
My favorite names
for vagina?

277
00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,576
Well, patty bacon,
beer cozy,

278
00:11:17,576 --> 00:11:20,179
Baby gap, mordor--
Oh, and agnes.

279
00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:21,480
Now how about you, pal.

280
00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:22,782
What do you call vagina?

281
00:11:23,215 --> 00:11:25,818
I call it a taxi
so i can roll over
and get some sleep.

282
00:11:25,818 --> 00:11:28,421
[Both laugh]
that is so true, buddy.

283
00:11:28,854 --> 00:11:30,156
Right here.

284
00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:31,457
[Telephone rings]

285
00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:34,060
Yello. Wooldoor,
hey, what's up?

286
00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:35,361
[Gasps]
the police station?

287
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,096
Is this about
the hero shield?

288
00:11:37,096 --> 00:11:39,265
Where is
the police station,
primary target--

289
00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:41,434
I mean, wooldoor?

290
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:42,735
Ok, you stay put.

291
00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:44,470
I'll be right there
to kill--Ha ha,

292
00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:46,205
I mean, murder you.

293
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:48,374
You just have
to teach me how
to do impressions.

294
00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:50,543
I mean,
you do a better me
than i do.

295
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:54,013
I'm captain hero.
I'm captain hero.

296
00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:56,982
[Engine rattles]

297
00:11:56,982 --> 00:11:59,151
[Squeaks]

298
00:11:59,151 --> 00:12:01,754
Hey, do you know
what they call vagina
in france?

299
00:12:01,754 --> 00:12:03,923
Royale with cheese.

300
00:12:06,525 --> 00:12:07,827
[Screams]

301
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,297
Hey, you know
what i don't like
about the vagina?

302
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:12,598
What?

303
00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:13,899
Nothing.
That's what.

304
00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,201
[Screams]

305
00:12:15,634 --> 00:12:16,502
[Whimpers]

306
00:12:21,273 --> 00:12:22,141
A robot?

307
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,310
Xandir was telling
the truth.

308
00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,611
Maybe he was also
telling the truth

309
00:12:25,611 --> 00:12:26,912
About the joys
of needlepoint.

310
00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:29,081
[Indistinct screaming]

311
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:30,382
[Gasps]

312
00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:32,551
[Screams]

313
00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:35,154
Wooldoor!
Xandir!

314
00:12:35,154 --> 00:12:36,889
I found out
about the terminator,

315
00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:38,624
And i have to tell you
something.

316
00:12:38,624 --> 00:12:40,793
I'm sorry.

317
00:12:40,793 --> 00:12:42,528
[Indistinct screaming]

318
00:12:43,829 --> 00:12:45,131
Ho ho. Nothing but neck!

319
00:12:45,564 --> 00:12:47,733
Somebody brought
his "a" game today.

320
00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:49,468
Wait a second.

321
00:12:49,468 --> 00:12:51,203
You're a robot?

322
00:12:51,203 --> 00:12:53,806
I thought we told
each other everything.

323
00:12:53,806 --> 00:12:55,107
If you weren't honest
about this,

324
00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:57,276
How do i know
you weren't honest
about other things,

325
00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,445
Like loving vagina?

326
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:02,915
Dude, how dare you suggest
i don't like the vagina.

327
00:13:06,385 --> 00:13:07,686
Ooh.

328
00:13:09,421 --> 00:13:10,723
Must complete
primary mission.

329
00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:12,024
Ooh. Sorry.

330
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,193
Toot, narrating:
while those bastards
stuffed their faces

331
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,494
At the wienermobile,

332
00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:17,229
I was trapped
in the closet

333
00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:19,832
With nothing but
some old coats

334
00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:21,567
And clara's golf umbrella,
which i've since renamed

335
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:23,736
The expandable
pleasure wand.

336
00:13:25,037 --> 00:13:26,772
[Whimpers]

337
00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:30,676
[Sobs] why?

338
00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:32,411
Come on, toos.

339
00:13:32,411 --> 00:13:34,146
It's not
that big a deal.

340
00:13:34,146 --> 00:13:35,447
Not that big a deal?

341
00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:38,050
How would you like it
if i locked you
in the closet

342
00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:41,086
And you missed
the 1994 l.A. Riots?

343
00:13:41,086 --> 00:13:42,822
Just like
the riots themselves,

344
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,990
That was
a very intelligent way

345
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,725
To express
your point of view.

346
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,328
Toot, i'm gonna
make this up to you.

347
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:51,063
I don't care
if that wienermobile is

348
00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:54,099
A million miles away
or if it is right there--

349
00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:55,401
Which it is--

350
00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:57,570
We gonna get you
to that wienermobile.

351
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,305
What do you say,
ling-Ling?

352
00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:07,112
That thing
will never stop hunting me.

353
00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:09,281
I wish i'd never made
this stupid kids' show

354
00:14:09,281 --> 00:14:11,884
Or this needlepoint
tape cozy.

355
00:14:11,884 --> 00:14:14,486
Maybe
if i destroy this tape,

356
00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:15,788
He'll stop coming
after me.

357
00:14:16,222 --> 00:14:17,957
Yeah, yeah.
[Laughs]

358
00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:19,692
No, you can't!
Huh?

359
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:23,596
Your show is the key
to the gay future.

360
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:26,632
And wooldoor,
it's your dream.

361
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:30,970
[Both scream]

362
00:14:32,271 --> 00:14:33,572
[Both scream]
[wood breaks]

363
00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:34,874
You're right.

364
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,476
I can't destroy
my dream.

365
00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:39,211
I have to fight for it.

366
00:14:40,946 --> 00:14:42,681
Over here. Over here.

367
00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:45,718
The sinful gaymaker
is up there.

368
00:14:49,188 --> 00:14:52,224
My friend bazooka joe
is treesed to meet you,

369
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:54,393
But it's time
for you to leave. Now.

370
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:55,694
[Grunts]

371
00:14:55,694 --> 00:14:56,996
What are you doing?
Quick, xandir.

372
00:14:57,429 --> 00:15:00,900
Snarf my cavernous bunghole,
you snurd-Nurgling jew!

373
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,201
N?
Don't you mean, hold o

374
00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:03,936
Why, what did i say?

375
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,840
[Both scream]

376
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,744
[Both screaming]

377
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,780
[Both grunt
and groan]

378
00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:16,515
Oh, my ankle.

379
00:15:16,515 --> 00:15:18,250
Leave me behind,
wooldoor.

380
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,551
No way.

381
00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:21,720
On your delicate
and well-Pedicured feet,
soldier.

382
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,022
You noticed.

383
00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:25,190
T.
How could i not?
Fernando didn'

384
00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:27,359
I noticed. I just
didn't say anything.

385
00:15:27,359 --> 00:15:29,094
It's a no-Win situation
with him.

386
00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:30,829
If i said he looked nice,

387
00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:33,432
He said, what,
you didn't like them befor
e?

388
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,167
Aah!

389
00:15:35,167 --> 00:15:38,637
Foxxy, can't we
just rest for awhile?

390
00:15:38,637 --> 00:15:41,240
Don't you give up,
tooth. [Grunts]

391
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,842
Thank god that kid
let us use his wagon.

392
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:45,144
[Whimpers]

393
00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:49,048
Keep pulling, fatass!

394
00:15:51,216 --> 00:15:53,385
[Both grunt]

395
00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:56,855
[Grunts]

396
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:58,157
I will relish this.

397
00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:00,326
[Grunts]

398
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,796
You can't run away,

399
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,398
Because i will catch up!

400
00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:07,700
Wait, bro.

401
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:09,435
I never got to tell you

402
00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:12,037
My absolute favorite thing
about vagina.

403
00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:13,772
It brought me closer...

404
00:16:14,206 --> 00:16:15,074
To you.

405
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:16,375
Kill them, robot.

406
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,544
For the children.

407
00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:20,713
The wienermobile
is heading right for us.

408
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,014
It's a miracle!

409
00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:24,616
Wooldoor,

410
00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:26,352
I don't want to blow
the gay future.

411
00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:27,653
Save yourself.

412
00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:29,388
Oh, no, xandir.

413
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,557
Like paul mccartney's
ex-Wife,

414
00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:33,726
We're not running anymore.

415
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,027
[Both grunt]

416
00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:39,365
Nobody kills
wooldoor's dreams.

417
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:41,100
Not my closed-Minded parents,

418
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:43,268
Not my oppressive
third grade teacher,

419
00:16:43,702 --> 00:16:45,437
Not that tough-But-Fair
drill instructor

420
00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:49,775
Who taught me how to
be both an officer
and a gentleman,

421
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:51,944
And not you...

422
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:57,583
Terminator!

423
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,318
From the future.

424
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:07,126
Chorus:
♪♪ wienermobile ♪♪

425
00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:08,427
♪♪wienermobile ♪♪

426
00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:09,728
[Screams]
[screams]

427
00:17:10,162 --> 00:17:13,198
♪♪ wienermobile ♪♪

428
00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:14,933
♪♪ wienermobile ♪♪

429
00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:16,235
[Panting]

430
00:17:16,668 --> 00:17:17,970
♪♪ wienermobile ♪♪

431
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,043
[Flatulence]

432
00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:27,946
[Gasps]

433
00:17:27,946 --> 00:17:29,681
Eww.
[Gasps]

434
00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:34,453
No.
No.

435
00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:38,791
We did it, xandir!

436
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,526
Xandir? [Gasps]

437
00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:43,562
My slight ankle sprain.

438
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:45,297
I'm not gonna make it.

439
00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:46,598
Don't say that.

440
00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:49,635
Wooldoor, you saved
the gay future.

441
00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:52,237
I wish i could see it
one last time.

442
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:54,406
So beautiful.

443
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:57,443
Semen...everywhere.

444
00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:01,780
Oh, xandir.
I'll miss you.

445
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:03,949
[Dings]

446
00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:06,118
Hey, wooldoor.
Oh, hey, xandir.

447
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,022
[Hydraulics hissing]

448
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,866
[Beeping]

449
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:22,601
Must complete
primary mission.

450
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,336
[Groans]

451
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:25,637
Wooldoor sockbat.

452
00:18:25,637 --> 00:18:28,674
I'm about to
commercial break you
in two. One.

453
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,143
[Narrates]
despite all my efforts,

454
00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:32,878
The terminator survived.

455
00:18:32,878 --> 00:18:34,613
And now, he had me
in his grasp.

456
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,782
I was deader
than a racist walrus

457
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,384
Lost in the detroit projects
after dark.

458
00:18:39,384 --> 00:18:41,553
Don't any of you
spoogies have jobs?

459
00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:43,288
What the hell
you say?

460
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:45,457
[All talking at once]

461
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:46,758
Wait. Stop.

462
00:18:47,192 --> 00:18:49,795
Well, i'll be.
Hero's gonna be heroic.

463
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:52,397
Well, i guess
there's a first time
for everything.

464
00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:54,133
[Liquid spurts]
ooh, look, y'all.

465
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,434
I got my period.

466
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:56,735
Brohabian,

467
00:18:56,735 --> 00:18:58,904
Don't you see?
If you kill him,

468
00:18:58,904 --> 00:19:01,073
There will be
no gay future.

469
00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:02,808
Which means
there would be no you.

470
00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:05,844
And that means
we shall never again
be able to talk.

471
00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:07,146
About vagina.

472
00:19:07,579 --> 00:19:09,314
But dude,
it's my primar
y mission.

473
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,483
Maybe it's time
you stopped listening

474
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:14,086
To the primary mission
up here,

475
00:19:14,086 --> 00:19:17,122
And start listening
to the primary mission...

476
00:19:17,122 --> 00:19:18,423
Down here.

477
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,761
Must terminate
wooldoor sockbat.

478
00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:24,062
[Whimpers]
terminate...

479
00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:27,533
Wooldoor sockbat.

480
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:29,268
Must...terminate.

481
00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:30,569
Sockbat.

482
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,304
Must terminate...

483
00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:37,075
The wall
around my heart.

484
00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:39,678
Oh, you.

485
00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:44,449
[Both moan]

486
00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:46,185
You've got to be
shitting me.

487
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,920
Well, it looks like things

488
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,522
Turned out just fine
for everybody.

489
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:52,257
Except for toupee.

490
00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:55,727
Now we can do
my kids' show.

491
00:19:55,727 --> 00:19:57,029
And all of you
can be in it.

492
00:19:57,462 --> 00:19:59,631
[All cheering]

493
00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:00,499
Look, boys and girls.

494
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:03,535
It's our new friend,
the singing robobiker!

495
00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:05,704
♪♪ welcome to
wooldoor's world ♪♪

496
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,873
♪♪ where everybody
loves vagina ♪♪

497
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,174
♪♪ every shape and size ♪♪

498
00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:11,343
Guys, this is great.

499
00:20:11,777 --> 00:20:14,813
I'm so glad i was able
to fulfill my dream.

500
00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:16,114
Do you really
think my show

501
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,717
Will turn kids
all over the world gay?

502
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,452
Probably not.

503
00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:41,273
[Child screams]

504
00:20:44,676 --> 00:20:46,411
[Metal clanking
rhythmically]

505
00:21:25,884 --> 00:21:28,487
Male robot on tv:
prepare to receive download.

506
00:21:29,305 --> 00:22:29,469
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