1
00:00:01,301 --> 00:00:03,470
[Cheerful whistling
and music playing]

2
00:00:03,470 --> 00:00:05,638
[Whimpers]

3
00:00:07,374 --> 00:00:08,675
[Music stops]
ah hah hah hah!

4
00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:11,277
Goddamn it!
Get your own
damn food!

5
00:00:11,277 --> 00:00:12,579
Ohh, i can't.

6
00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:14,748
Every time i go
to the lunch store,

7
00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:16,483
I pass by
a really mean bully

8
00:00:16,916 --> 00:00:19,085
Who makes me give him
all my lunch money.

9
00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:21,688
Do you want me
to go the store with you?

10
00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:22,989
Yes.

11
00:00:22,989 --> 00:00:24,724
[Cheerful whistling
and music playing]

12
00:00:24,724 --> 00:00:27,327
So, where is this bully?

13
00:00:27,327 --> 00:00:30,363
[Music stops]
[coins clink]

14
00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:32,098
Him? He's just
a homeless guy.

15
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[Sighs] come on.

16
00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:36,002
Spare some change
for a vet?

17
00:00:36,002 --> 00:00:37,303
Ecch. Get a job.

18
00:00:37,303 --> 00:00:39,906
You're right.
I suck.

19
00:00:39,906 --> 00:00:42,075
[Cheerful whistling
and music plays]

20
00:00:42,075 --> 00:00:44,677
[Grunting]

21
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[Narrating] seeing clara
so brave, so strong,

22
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Unlocked feelings
inside me,

23
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Feelings that i normally
reserved for socks

24
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Filled with
warm mashed potatoes.

25
00:00:55,088 --> 00:00:58,124
But now,
they were all for her.

26
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You are so dead
after school.

27
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[Chomp]

28
00:01:01,594 --> 00:01:03,329
Ah hah hah!

29
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30
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Housemates,
report to the holodeck for
an important announcement.

31
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Foxxy: ooh! We
could be anywhere
in the universe.

32
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Computa, make it
look like, um...

33
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[Gasps]
our living room!

34
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[Gasps]
oh, man.

35
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That's great.
That's fancy.

36
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Ehh.
It looks fake.

37
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P.A.: Housemates,
tomorrow you'll compete
in a spelling bee

38
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For a chance to win
a gift certificate
to applebee's.

39
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[All cheer]

40
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I'd give spanky's
left testicle for
an applebee's coupon.

41
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Too late. I already
gave that testicle
to my one true love,

42
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Cancer.

43
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Spelling bee?

44
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I am sorry. Uh-Uh.

45
00:02:00,587 --> 00:02:02,322
Like a cloud
over the desert,

46
00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:04,057
I refuse
to participate.

47
00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:06,659
Foxxy, is this
because you
can't read?

48
00:02:07,093 --> 00:02:07,961
Because if so,

49
00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:10,130
Ah ha ha ha!

50
00:02:10,563 --> 00:02:14,033
Ee hee hee hee
ha ha ha!

51
00:02:14,033 --> 00:02:14,901
No, assho'.

52
00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:17,504
I can read and write
real good.

53
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I was once the best
speller in the land.

54
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[Applause]

55
00:02:21,407 --> 00:02:23,143
Judge: miss love,
for the win

56
00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,745
And your sixth consecutive
spelling bee championship,

57
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Your word is "knickers."

58
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[Snickering]

59
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Would you please
repeat that word?

60
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"Knick-Ers."

61
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Use it in a sentence.

62
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"It's wrong to mix whites
with colored

63
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[Slow motion]
knick-Ers."

64
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You racist
son of a bitch!

65
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The foxxy swore she
would never spell any word
correctly ever again.

66
00:03:03,049 --> 00:03:06,519
Well, that explains
foxxy's obsession
with malcolm q.

67
00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:07,387
[Rimshot]

68
00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:09,556
[Rooster crows]

69
00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:13,026
Hmm?

70
00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:14,761
Oh.

71
00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:17,797
"If you want to see
your cat again,

72
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You will go out with me."

73
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[Gasps]

74
00:03:23,002 --> 00:03:25,605
Captain hero,
did you write this?

75
00:03:25,605 --> 00:03:29,509
Um, if i did, would you
want to go out?

76
00:03:29,509 --> 00:03:30,810
I don't know, hero.

77
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We're roommates.
It could get messy.

78
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Take out the cat.

79
00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:35,582
[Gunshot,
cat yowls]

80
00:03:36,015 --> 00:03:37,317
[Gasps] oh, my god!

81
00:03:37,317 --> 00:03:39,919
You killed mrs. Fluffybutt!

82
00:03:39,919 --> 00:03:42,088
Oh, i'd kill any numbe
r of innocent things

83
00:03:42,088 --> 00:03:43,823
For just one date
with you.

84
00:03:43,823 --> 00:03:46,426
Aw, that's so romantic.

85
00:03:46,426 --> 00:03:49,028
No one has ever felt
strongly enough
to kill for me.

86
00:03:49,462 --> 00:03:52,065
So, like, you will
go out with me?

87
00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:52,932
Yes.

88
00:03:52,932 --> 00:03:54,667
[Giddy]
oh, yay, yay, yay!

89
00:03:54,667 --> 00:03:56,402
[Serious]
mission accomplished,
xandir.

90
00:03:56,836 --> 00:03:57,704
[Radio crackles]

91
00:03:57,704 --> 00:03:59,439
[Dramatic film noir
music playing]

92
00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:08,982
[Watch alarm,
music stops]

93
00:04:09,415 --> 00:04:11,150
[Gasps] i'm gonna be
late for the spelling bee!

94
00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:12,885
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

95
00:04:12,885 --> 00:04:13,753
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!

96
00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:15,054
Oh, my god!
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!

97
00:04:16,789 --> 00:04:20,260
Uh, d-O...

98
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G.

99
00:04:21,561 --> 00:04:22,428
Cat!
[Buzzer]

100
00:04:22,862 --> 00:04:24,597
[Sighs]
oh, no. Close.

101
00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:27,634
But that's not
the correct spelling
of "centrifuge."

102
00:04:27,634 --> 00:04:28,935
[Pop]

103
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[Laughing]

104
00:04:29,802 --> 00:04:31,537
[Peanuts theme playing]

105
00:04:31,537 --> 00:04:33,273
We're getting killed
out there.

106
00:04:33,706 --> 00:04:35,008
Where's foxxy?

107
00:04:37,176 --> 00:04:41,948
Hey, barkeep,
is that thedrawn together
spelling bee? Turn it up.

108
00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:45,418
Welcome back
to thedrawn together
peanuts gang spelling bee.

109
00:04:45,418 --> 00:04:48,888
Like conjoined twins,
these teams are going
head-To-Head,

110
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And only one will survive.

111
00:04:51,057 --> 00:04:53,226
Survive? What are
you talking about, fred?

112
00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:55,828
Yeah! I scheduled
the surgery for saturday.

113
00:04:55,828 --> 00:04:58,431
Sorry you had to
find out this way.

114
00:04:58,431 --> 00:04:59,732
Thosedrawn togetherkids

115
00:04:59,732 --> 00:05:01,901
Are really gettin'
their asses kicked.

116
00:05:01,901 --> 00:05:03,202
[Slurps] ohh.

117
00:05:03,202 --> 00:05:07,540
Hey, ain't you
5-Time world spelling bee
champion, the foxxy?

118
00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:09,275
I was, the once,

119
00:05:09,275 --> 00:05:12,312
€™â€™.
But i can't risk
hurtin' anybody no mo'

120
00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:16,215
Foxxy, you can't run away
from your problems,

121
00:05:16,215 --> 00:05:19,686
Unless your problems are
with some kind of tortoise.

122
00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:21,421
Heh heh. [Chuckles]

123
00:05:21,421 --> 00:05:22,722
[Door creaks]

124
00:05:22,722 --> 00:05:24,891
[Music swells]

125
00:05:25,758 --> 00:05:28,361
I gotta go.
[Door opens, closes]

126
00:05:28,361 --> 00:05:31,831
Hey, hey, hey, quiet down.
It's the final round.

127
00:05:33,132 --> 00:05:36,169
Ling-Ling,
unless you spell
this word correctly,

128
00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,338
The peanuts gang
will be the champs.

129
00:05:38,771 --> 00:05:40,073
Your word is...

130
00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:41,374
"L."

131
00:05:41,374 --> 00:05:43,109
[Eyelids flutter]

132
00:05:43,543 --> 00:05:44,410
[Pop]

133
00:05:44,410 --> 00:05:46,145
[Peanuts theme playing]

134
00:05:46,145 --> 00:05:47,013
[Cheering]

135
00:05:47,447 --> 00:05:48,314
Oh, yeah!

136
00:05:48,314 --> 00:05:51,351
We beat you worse
than linus' dad beats him.

137
00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,953
T?
You'll protect me,
won't you, blue blanke

138
00:05:53,953 --> 00:05:56,122
Applebee's, here we come.

139
00:05:56,556 --> 00:05:57,857
Not so fast, peanut.

140
00:05:57,857 --> 00:05:59,592
Aaah! Uhh!

141
00:05:59,592 --> 00:06:01,327
Don't forget
about the foxxy.

142
00:06:01,327 --> 00:06:02,195
[All cheering]

143
00:06:02,628 --> 00:06:03,930
Huzah!
She's back!

144
00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:05,665
I am ready for my word.

145
00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:07,400
Ok, then,
for the win,

146
00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,569
Your word is
"illogical,"

147
00:06:10,002 --> 00:06:12,171
As in, "you being
allowed to compete

148
00:06:12,171 --> 00:06:15,641
After someone else
has already won is
highly illogical."

149
00:06:16,075 --> 00:06:17,377
Illogical, y'all.

150
00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:24,751
I-L-L-O-G-I-C-A-L,
y'-A-L-L.

151
00:06:25,184 --> 00:06:26,486
Illogical, y'all.

152
00:06:26,919 --> 00:06:28,654
Congratulations,
drawn together.

153
00:06:28,654 --> 00:06:29,522
You've won.

154
00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:32,125
[Cheering]
[popping]

155
00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:34,293
You got
some real talent.

156
00:06:34,293 --> 00:06:36,462
Really? Why, thank you,

157
00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:39,065
Uh, "mr. Ham."

158
00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:40,366
Stick with me,

159
00:06:40,366 --> 00:06:43,403
And you'll be
the biggest thing to
come out of spelling

160
00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,704
Since tori's fat head.

161
00:06:44,704 --> 00:06:46,005
Why you dissin' on tori?

162
00:06:46,439 --> 00:06:47,740
She knows what she did.

163
00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:50,343
[Dramatic music plays]

164
00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:52,078
[Piano playing]

165
00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:54,680
Captain hero: at last,
it was the night of my
big date with clara,

166
00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:57,717
And i wanted everything
to go perfectly.

167
00:06:57,717 --> 00:06:58,584
Oh. Ooh. Shoot.

168
00:06:59,018 --> 00:06:59,886
Uh, a thousand
pardons.

169
00:07:00,319 --> 00:07:01,621
Allow me, milady.

170
00:07:01,621 --> 00:07:03,356
Get off me!

171
00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:07,260
It was as if everything
on the date that could
have gone wrong did.

172
00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:08,995
Oh, i have the worst luck.

173
00:07:10,296 --> 00:07:12,465
Captain hero,
take me home.

174
00:07:12,465 --> 00:07:13,766
What, you're not
having fun?

175
00:07:13,766 --> 00:07:15,501
You're making out
with our waiter.

176
00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:19,405
Shh. Don't be mean to him,
or he'll spit in our food.

177
00:07:19,405 --> 00:07:20,706
Uhh!

178
00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:24,610
[Unzips zipper]

179
00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:26,345
Announcer: congratulations,
keith franklin,

180
00:07:26,345 --> 00:07:28,080
Winner of the get
drawn in sweepstakes.

181
00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:29,382
You're ondrawn together.

182
00:07:29,816 --> 00:07:30,683
I'm so sorry.

183
00:07:30,683 --> 00:07:33,286
I don't wanna speak
to you ever again.

184
00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,888
This isn't the way
i pictured our date
at all.

185
00:07:35,888 --> 00:07:37,623
I pictured it
more like this.

186
00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:41,961
Ohh, what was i thinking?

187
00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:44,130
I don't deserve
someone as great as you,

188
00:07:44,564 --> 00:07:48,034
Just like i don't
deserve to wear the tie
my father was buried in.

189
00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,335
Guhh!

190
00:07:49,335 --> 00:07:51,504
Man: look out!
It's a clip-On tie!

191
00:07:51,504 --> 00:07:52,805
[Tires skid, crash]

192
00:07:52,805 --> 00:07:53,673
Oh. Oh, my.

193
00:07:54,106 --> 00:07:55,842
[Vehicles crashing]

194
00:07:56,275 --> 00:07:57,577
[Moans]

195
00:07:57,577 --> 00:07:59,312
Yeah.

196
00:07:59,745 --> 00:08:01,914
[Moaning]

197
00:08:01,914 --> 00:08:04,951
[Screams]

198
00:08:04,951 --> 00:08:07,119
[Moans]

199
00:08:11,457 --> 00:08:13,626
[Sighs]

200
00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:15,795
I'll have
what she's having.

201
00:08:19,966 --> 00:08:21,701
Captain hero: my date
with clara was wonderful.

202
00:08:21,701 --> 00:08:26,472
And even better, i learned
she had a secret sexual
fetish for car crashes.

203
00:08:26,472 --> 00:08:28,207
I hope we can
do this again.

204
00:08:28,207 --> 00:08:29,509
[Giddy sigh]

205
00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,244
We started going out a lot,

206
00:08:31,244 --> 00:08:33,412
And i think clara
really liked me.

207
00:08:33,412 --> 00:08:37,316
I was more excited
than a passed out
college girl in my bedroom.

208
00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:41,654
[Crash]

209
00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:43,389
Clara: oh, yeah.

210
00:08:43,389 --> 00:08:45,124
[Moans, pants]

211
00:08:46,425 --> 00:08:47,727
[Crash]

212
00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:49,462
[Car alarm blaring]
ohh! Yeah!

213
00:08:49,896 --> 00:08:51,631
[Wailing]

214
00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,270
[Tires skid]

215
00:08:58,571 --> 00:09:01,173
[Sighs] yeah. Hoo.

216
00:09:01,607 --> 00:09:03,776
Oh, clara, i have to
tell you something,

217
00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:07,680
3 beautiful words
that have been
swelling in my heart.

218
00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:08,981
[Cell phone rings]
where you at?

219
00:09:09,415 --> 00:09:11,584
Ooh, you guys are having beers
at the triplex parking lot?

220
00:09:11,584 --> 00:09:13,319
Of course i'm in.
Come pick me up.

221
00:09:13,753 --> 00:09:15,054
[Wheels skid]

222
00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:17,657
I'm gonna go hang out
with my friends now.
Call you later.

223
00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:20,693
But what about
those 3 words
i was going to tell you?

224
00:09:20,693 --> 00:09:23,296
[Peels out]

225
00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:24,597
No...

226
00:09:24,597 --> 00:09:25,464
Fat...

227
00:09:25,464 --> 00:09:26,766
Chicks.

228
00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:31,103
Uh, t-R...

229
00:09:31,103 --> 00:09:32,405
Come on, bitch!

230
00:09:32,838 --> 00:09:33,706
What's wrong?

231
00:09:33,706 --> 00:09:36,309
Not knowing
how to spell
got your tongue?

232
00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:38,477
Uhh! I quit! [Sobbing]

233
00:09:38,477 --> 00:09:42,815
Foxxy love, you are
the new world champ
of spelling.

234
00:09:42,815 --> 00:09:44,550
[Narrating]
with spanky by my side,

235
00:09:44,550 --> 00:09:47,153
I spelt my way
back to the top.

236
00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:49,322
Mama was right.

237
00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:51,490
Spelling is something
you never forget how to do,

238
00:09:51,924 --> 00:09:53,225
Like stealin' a bike.

239
00:09:53,225 --> 00:09:57,563
Crowd, chanting: foxxy,
foxxy, foxxy, foxxy, foxxy.

240
00:09:57,563 --> 00:10:01,033
Foxxy love, it's true
what everybody is
saying about you.

241
00:10:01,033 --> 00:10:02,335
You're the new
not-As-Pretty

242
00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:05,371
Ghetto anna kournikova of
spelling bees, not tennis.

243
00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:07,106
[Cheering]

244
00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:11,010
I just wanna thank
the lord, jesus christ,
my savior for this award.

245
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:13,179
Don't give that bitch
a statue.

246
00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:14,914
Give her some balls.

247
00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:16,649
[Crowd gasps]

248
00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:17,950
What did you say, hadji?

249
00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:18,818
You heard me, chump.

250
00:10:19,251 --> 00:10:21,420
I am the number one
spelling bee contender,

251
00:10:21,854 --> 00:10:24,023
But you're too scared
to face me.

252
00:10:24,023 --> 00:10:26,192
I ain't scared of nothin'
except dyin' alone,

253
00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:30,096
So unless you wanna marry me,
which i would like very much,

254
00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:31,397
I will take you anytime.

255
00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:33,132
How about right now?

256
00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,433
Street spell-Off!

257
00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:36,168
[Crowd gasps, cameras whir]

258
00:10:36,168 --> 00:10:37,903
Let's do this.

259
00:10:37,903 --> 00:10:39,639
Hey, look.
The 7-11's hiring.

260
00:10:40,072 --> 00:10:41,374
Mom and dad
got fired?

261
00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,109
[Peels out]

262
00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,181
Yes!

263
00:10:49,181 --> 00:10:52,652
Ooh, i like that,
bitch, don't i?!

264
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:53,953
[Harp glissando]

265
00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:58,290
Ooh, sounds like somebody
is falling in love.

266
00:10:58,290 --> 00:10:59,592
[Cellphone plays
harp glissando]

267
00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:01,761
Hello. Yeah,
he's still here.

268
00:11:01,761 --> 00:11:03,496
.
He's really clingy

269
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,231
So, what are
you guys doing now?

270
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,833
[Gasps] pounding
silver bullets by
the leech-Filled pond?!

271
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:08,701
Come get me!

272
00:11:08,701 --> 00:11:11,303
Clara, i'm beginning
to think that maybe

273
00:11:11,303 --> 00:11:14,340
You're just in this
for the crashes
and nothing more.

274
00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:15,641
Ucch.

275
00:11:15,641 --> 00:11:17,810
Why do you have to go
and ruin a good thing?

276
00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:19,545
It's just that we had
something special.

277
00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:21,280
I thought we would
be together forever.

278
00:11:21,714 --> 00:11:23,015
Listen, baby,
maybe i'll call you later

279
00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:25,618
If i'm in need
of a little late-Night
fatality, all right?

280
00:11:25,618 --> 00:11:26,919
!
No, it's not all right

281
00:11:26,919 --> 00:11:29,955
If you get in
that pumpkin,
so help me, it's over.

282
00:11:29,955 --> 00:11:31,257
Whatever.

283
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,426
[Peels out]

284
00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:36,462
I now know the true
meaning of pain.

285
00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:37,763
[Victims screaming]

286
00:11:37,763 --> 00:11:42,535
[Like r.E.M.]
♪♪ well, everybody hurts ♪♪

287
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,402
[Sobs]

288
00:11:43,836 --> 00:11:46,439
♪♪ sometimes ♪♪

289
00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:50,342
♪♪ everybody cries ♪♪

290
00:11:50,342 --> 00:11:53,379
Spanky, why did you
stop me from taking on hadji?

291
00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:54,680
I could've beat him.

292
00:11:55,114 --> 00:11:56,849
[Narrating] foxxy deserved
to know the truth,

293
00:11:57,283 --> 00:12:00,753
But how could
i tell her without
upsetting her too much?

294
00:12:02,488 --> 00:12:03,355
[Blows raspberry]

295
00:12:03,355 --> 00:12:04,657
[Laughs]

296
00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:07,693
The only reason you're
a champ is because...

297
00:12:08,127 --> 00:12:09,862
You've been spelling
against chumps.

298
00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:12,898
[Gasps] what you mean?

299
00:12:12,898 --> 00:12:14,200
[Blows raspberry]
ah ha ha ha!

300
00:12:14,633 --> 00:12:16,368
Spelling commission
wanted a great,
black hope

301
00:12:16,368 --> 00:12:17,670
For the spelling world.

302
00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,405
They hoped you'd
do for spelling

303
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:22,007
What r. Kelly did for
pissing on teenagers,

304
00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:24,176
So all of your matches
were fixed.

305
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:27,646
Oh, lord, even that
imaginary pineapple?

306
00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:29,381
E.
That's right, pineappl

307
00:12:29,381 --> 00:12:31,550
You're too sweet
to spell.

308
00:12:31,550 --> 00:12:34,587
[High-Pitched]
that's right, pineapple.
You're too sweet to spell.

309
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,756
You saying i's a fraud?

310
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,057
[Slow piano music playing]

311
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,226
Spanky, don't.

312
00:12:40,659 --> 00:12:42,394
Just don't.

313
00:12:44,563 --> 00:12:46,298
[Blows raspberry]
ah ha ha ha!

314
00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:49,168
[Captain hero sobbing]

315
00:12:49,168 --> 00:12:51,337
Narrator: when i found
captain hero

316
00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:53,506
In my closet crying
and not masturbating,

317
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:56,976
I knew something was wrong.

318
00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:59,578
So i took him out
to do the one thing
that always cheers him up--

319
00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:01,747
Trying on wedding gowns!

320
00:13:01,747 --> 00:13:05,217
Mmm, what do you think?
Too princess di?

321
00:13:05,217 --> 00:13:07,386
Oh, hero,
i brought you here

322
00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:10,856
To get your mind
off slutty princesses
and car crashes.

323
00:13:10,856 --> 00:13:14,326
I loved her, and she
was only using me.

324
00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:16,929
Oh. Well, it was
her loss, hero.

325
00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:18,230
Mmm, what do you think?

326
00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:20,833
Oh, eww.
Too ellen degeneres.

327
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:22,568
You just need
to promise yourself

328
00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:24,303
To never let clara
use you anymore.

329
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:25,604
You're right, xandir.

330
00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:29,508
I'll make sure she never
enjoys another car crash
ever again.

331
00:13:29,508 --> 00:13:31,243
So, do you like?

332
00:13:31,677 --> 00:13:33,412
Nah. Too
tori spelling.

333
00:13:33,412 --> 00:13:35,147
Why you dissin' on tori?

334
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,448
She knows what she did.

335
00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:38,617
[Dramatic music plays]

336
00:13:38,617 --> 00:13:40,786
I'm off!

337
00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:42,521
And so i set off

338
00:13:42,521 --> 00:13:45,558
To put those evil car
crashes out of business.

339
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:48,594
[Holding out
for a heroplaying]

340
00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:49,461
[Gasps]

341
00:13:49,461 --> 00:13:51,197
Oh, yeah.

342
00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:52,932
Come on, baby.

343
00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:54,233
Mm-Hmm.

344
00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:55,534
Come on.

345
00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:56,836
[Tires skid]

346
00:13:57,703 --> 00:13:58,571
Ohh!

347
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,173
Bonnie tyler:
♪♪ i need a hero ♪♪

348
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:05,077
♪♪ i'm holdin' out for a
hertill the end of the night ♪♪

349
00:14:05,077 --> 00:14:06,378
♪♪ he's gotta be strong ♪♪

350
00:14:06,812 --> 00:14:08,113
♪♪
ooh.
♪♪ and he's gotta be fast

351
00:14:08,547 --> 00:14:09,415
♪♪ and he's gotta be ♪♪

352
00:14:09,415 --> 00:14:11,584
[Bones snap]
♪♪ fresh from the fight ♪♪

353
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:12,885
[Groans]
♪♪ i need a hero ♪♪

354
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:17,656
♪♪ i'm holdin' out for a
hertill the morning light... ♪♪

355
00:14:17,656 --> 00:14:20,693
[Screaming]

356
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:24,163
Now, this is
just borin'.

357
00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:25,898
Guess i'll go back
to beatin' the wife.

358
00:14:25,898 --> 00:14:28,500
Woman, where's
my beatin' belt?

359
00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:31,971
Please don't yell at me.

360
00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:35,441
This is exactly
what we talked about
at dr. Schwartz's office.

361
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:42,381
What is this i hear
about you challenging hadji?

362
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,116
I gots to take him,
spanky.

363
00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:45,417
I's a speller.

364
00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:47,152
I can't change
what i is!

365
00:14:47,152 --> 00:14:48,888
He's too fast, too smart,

366
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,924
Too not american.
You can't win, foxx!

367
00:14:54,526 --> 00:14:55,394
[No easy way outplaying]

368
00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:59,298
Foxxy: ♪♪ there's
no easy way out ♪♪

369
00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:03,202
E ♪♪
♪♪ there's no shortcut hom

370
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:07,106
♪♪
♪♪ there's no easy way out

371
00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:11,010
Ong ♪♪
♪♪ givin' in can't be wr

372
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:13,178
♪♪ ooh, they freak me out ♪♪

373
00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:16,649
♪♪ it's a turtle,
what's he doing here? ♪♪

374
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:19,685
♪♪ oh, it's a great,
googly moogly ♪♪

375
00:15:19,685 --> 00:15:22,288
™ª
♪♪ givin' in is not the same ♪

376
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:26,625
You a disgrace,
a liar, a fraud.

377
00:15:27,059 --> 00:15:28,360
You make me sick!

378
00:15:30,529 --> 00:15:32,264
Hey, what's goin' on,
foxxy?

379
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:33,999
We got training to do.

380
00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:36,168
.
But i can't beat hadji

381
00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:37,903
You told me yourself.

382
00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:40,072
You can't live
several minutes in the past.

383
00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:43,542
This is the part of the story
where i build you back up.

384
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,277
You right, spanky!

385
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:47,446
All right, champ.
Let's get to work.

386
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,615
Ooh! Can we play that
rockytraining song?

387
00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:53,085
Only if we can afford it.

388
00:15:53,085 --> 00:15:56,121
[Horns and drum playing
out-Of-Tune music
similar torocky]

389
00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:06,532
It ain't the same
without the real song.

390
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:08,701
Captain hero,
thanks to you,

391
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,869
Our highways
are safe once again.

392
00:16:10,869 --> 00:16:14,340
Ho ho. Mr. May-Or,
i am only one man--

393
00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:16,508
With 3 different
personalities--

394
00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:17,810
And i can promise you

395
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,545
[Hispanic accent]
there will be
no car crashes

396
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:20,412
On my watch,
homes, 'cause

397
00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:23,015
[Babyish] hero hungry,
need his bottle.

398
00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:24,316
Wakka wakka wakka wakk--

399
00:16:24,316 --> 00:16:26,051
Flavor flav!

400
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,654
[Applause]
thank you, thank you.

401
00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:30,823
Hero, can we talk?

402
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,558
He has nothing
to say to you!

403
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:33,425
Shut up, xandir.

404
00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:35,594
Can't you have
one pair of lips

405
00:16:35,594 --> 00:16:37,329
That isn't
always flapping
in the wind?

406
00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:38,630
[Hisses]

407
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:40,366
I understand
if you hate me,

408
00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:42,101
But i still
think about you...

409
00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:42,968
A lot.

410
00:16:43,402 --> 00:16:45,137
Aww, you miss the crashes.

411
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:46,438
That's what you miss.

412
00:16:46,872 --> 00:16:48,173
Sure, they were fun,

413
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:51,210
But people being
horribly maimed and
disfigured means nothing

414
00:16:51,210 --> 00:16:53,379
If i can't
share it with you.

415
00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:55,547
Maybe we can
give it one
more shot,

416
00:16:55,547 --> 00:16:57,716
And cause
a different kind
of crash--

417
00:16:57,716 --> 00:16:59,885
Between
our hearts.

418
00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:01,186
Man: booo!

419
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:02,488
Second man:
sir, please come
with me.

420
00:17:02,921 --> 00:17:03,789
What?
I didn't d
o anything!

421
00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:04,656
I warned you.

422
00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:06,392
I can boo
if i want.

423
00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:07,259
It's a fre
e country!
Get off me!

424
00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:08,127
I warned you.

425
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,428
You leave me
alone!

426
00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:11,163
[Taser]
[screaming]

427
00:17:11,597 --> 00:17:13,332
Think about it,
hero.

428
00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:15,501
You know where
to find me.

429
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:21,573
[Screaming]

430
00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:27,146
I'm so glad you gave us
a second chance.

431
00:17:27,579 --> 00:17:28,881
Well, at first--

432
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,182
Shut up!

433
00:17:30,182 --> 00:17:33,652
I mean shut your
[bleep] face, my sweet.

434
00:17:33,652 --> 00:17:37,122
Why don't you,
you know, cause a little
fatal car accident,

435
00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:38,857
You big stud.

436
00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:40,592
Maybe we should
take this slow.

437
00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:42,327
I'm still
a little raw.

438
00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:46,665
Awooga!
Blblblblbl!

439
00:17:46,665 --> 00:17:47,966
Homina, homina,
homina, homina.

440
00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:50,569
[Bugle charge]

441
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:53,605
P.
One car crash
comin' right u

442
00:17:53,605 --> 00:17:55,340
[Skidding]

443
00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:57,943
Yaah! Ohh!

444
00:17:57,943 --> 00:17:59,244
Ohh!

445
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:01,847
Oh, clara,
i love you.

446
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:04,450
Eww! Can't you love me
without touching me?!

447
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:07,052
What? I thought
you cared about me.

448
00:18:07,052 --> 00:18:08,353
Oh, come on, hero.

449
00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:10,956
You know you're only good
for a few crashes. That's it.

450
00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:13,125
But--
Now, if you'll excuse me,

451
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,860
My friends'll
be here any second.

452
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,161
We're off
to shotgun brewskis

453
00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:17,896
At the crystal-Meth-Addicted
ebola monkey preserve.

454
00:18:17,896 --> 00:18:20,499
Oh. I figured
you would act this way,

455
00:18:20,499 --> 00:18:23,102
So i've arranged
to teach you a lesson.

456
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:25,270
[Gasps]

457
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,005
Oh, my god.

458
00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:31,777
Sleeping beauty,
snow white, ariel.

459
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,512
N!
I can't feel my fi

460
00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:35,681
That's what we get
for letting mulan drive.

461
00:18:35,681 --> 00:18:37,850
Stay with me,
sleeping beauty.

462
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,585
But i'm tired,

463
00:18:39,585 --> 00:18:43,055
So very tired.

464
00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:45,657
No!

465
00:18:45,657 --> 00:18:49,995
Well, once again,
captain hero
has saved the day.

466
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:53,031
And remember, kids,

467
00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:56,068
Never mess with the emotions
of a dangerous lunatic.

468
00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:57,369
I'm off!

469
00:18:57,369 --> 00:18:59,104
[Imitates plane engine]

470
00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:00,839
Captain hero man.

471
00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:03,442
♪♪ captain hero man ♪♪

472
00:19:04,743 --> 00:19:06,912
You can do it, foxxy!

473
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:08,213
You'll never beat him!

474
00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:09,081
Go get him, kid!

475
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:11,683
I must break you.

476
00:19:11,683 --> 00:19:13,852
Foxxy love,
your word is...

477
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:15,154
"Time dissolve."

478
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:19,925
It's been
an incredible match.

479
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:22,094
Foxxy love hasn't made
a single error,

480
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,696
Unlike a certain
careless surgeon i know.

481
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:26,431
Serves you right,
asshole.

482
00:19:26,431 --> 00:19:27,733
Now back
to the match.

483
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,769
Foxxy,
for the win,

484
00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:32,504
Your word is

485
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:33,805
"Knickers."

486
00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:35,107
[All gasp]

487
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,842
Ooh.

488
00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:39,011
Here. I'll use it
in a sentence.

489
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,613
"Can a knicker
get a table dance?"

490
00:19:41,613 --> 00:19:43,348
Ooh! You racist
son of a--

491
00:19:43,782 --> 00:19:46,818
Foxxy, you can
and/or can not do it.

492
00:19:48,987 --> 00:19:51,590
[Music likegonna fly now
fromrockyplaying]

493
00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:57,229
♪♪ gonna do it ♪♪

494
00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:02,000
♪♪ gonna float, yeah ♪♪

495
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:03,302
♪♪ gonna fl-- ♪♪

496
00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:04,603
[Dramatic music sting]

497
00:20:05,904 --> 00:20:08,073
[Deep breath]

498
00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:09,374
"Knuckers."

499
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:12,411
K-N-I-C...

500
00:20:12,844 --> 00:20:16,315
K-E-R-S.

501
00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:17,616
"Knuckers."
[Ding]

502
00:20:17,616 --> 00:20:18,917
[Cheering]

503
00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:21,954
Foxxy is the new world
champion of spelling!

504
00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:24,990
I did it, spanky!
I's the champ!

505
00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:29,328
[Narrating] so the foxxy
overcame her fear of words
that sound like other words.

506
00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:30,629
I did it!

507
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,232
I did it for my knuckers!

508
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,400
[Sirens]

509
00:20:42,774 --> 00:20:45,811
Clara: yes!
Ooh, i like that.

510
00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:47,980
Yeah! Ohh! Ohh!

511
00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:51,016
[Children laughing]

512
00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:52,985
[Chanting] oh, my god!
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
Oh, my god!

513
00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:05,564
[Chanting continues]

514
00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:19,878
[Chanting continues]

515
00:21:30,722 --> 00:21:32,457
[Chanting continues]

516
00:21:32,457 --> 00:21:34,192
[Explosion]

517
00:21:35,305 --> 00:22:35,398
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