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Both: ♪♪la la la la ♪♪

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Captain hero:
old wooly bully and i spent

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Another fun-Filled day
at the museum of tolerance.

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Every time we go,
it reminds us

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That the world is
a tolerant place

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Where nothing ever
goes wrong.

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[Both gasp]

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Oh, my god!

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We've been robbed!

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[Speaking backwards]

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We've been robbed!

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It was probably the blacks
or the mexicans.

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Oh...
[sniffs]

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This is
all my fault.

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I look like
a tramp in these
skin-Tight clothes.

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[Crying]
there, there.
It's all right, man.

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To the best
of our knowledge,
the thief is gone.

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I can't have
his baby!

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Get it out!
Get it out!

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[Screams]

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Calm down,
you slut.

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We got bigger
problems here.

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Somebody stole
our secret window

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To ofrah winfrey
land!

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[All gasp]

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But don't worry,
y'all.

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Da foxxy is
on the case.

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So detective foxxy decided
to take out her double
magnifying glass

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And solve the mystery
of the thing what happened.

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[Sniffing]

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[Barks and howls]

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[Sniffing]
that smell like popeye's.

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Aroo? Uh-Uh!

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Oh! Stop, thief!

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I got you right where i--
[Gasps]

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Ray ray?
That you, baby?

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Yeah.
It's me, grandma.

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I--I didn't know
you lived here.

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I thought
you had straightened
yourself out.

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I did, but then i stole
your secret window
to ofrah land.

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I did not not raise
your papa

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To not raise you
to be no criminal!

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[Both gasp]
[sirens]

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Please, grandma!
You got to help me!

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Ok, ray ray.

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We're gonna hide you
inside the wall.

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Unh!

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This is perfect,
grandma.

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All i need is
a rusty pair of handcuffs
attached to a water heater,

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And it'll feel
just like foster home.

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[Knock on door]

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Man: open up!
It's the police!

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They found you,
ray ray!
Now, get in.

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And remember,

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Don't you come out
until i gets you.

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[Gasps]
there's the tv!
Foxxy love,

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You're under arrest
for robbery

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And the rape
of captain hero.

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How could you?
[Crying]

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No, i didn't take
nothing!

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Besides,
that's our tv.

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But it belongs
downstairs!

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Take her away!
No!

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Power to the people!

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♪♪ i don't need
to take this, m--♪♪

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[Impact]

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Help me!
Oh!

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What are we gonna do
if the thief
comes back?

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We're dead!
Oh! Hold me!

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Get off!

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Don't you have
superpowers
or something?

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Yes.

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That's a perfect solution,
gay friend.

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Captain hero
shall get himself...

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A gun.

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[Scoffs]

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What's the point
in even trying
to talk to you?

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N.
You shouldn't buy a gu

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[Echoing]
you shouldn't buy
a gun.

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..
Buy a gun.
You shouldn't buy.

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Buy a gun.
You shouldn't
buy...

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..
I'm a homo.
You shouldn't buy.

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Buy a gun.

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That dead girl's
totally into you.

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I took the homo's advice
and got myself a gun,

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And let me tell you,

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Buying a firearm
isn't as easy

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As the jew-Run media
wants you to believe.

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Oh, god damn it!

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[Grunting]

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Ohhh...

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Captain hero, voice-Over:
wow. Just holding that gun
made me feel so safe,

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And gave me the confidence
to overcome my fears,

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Like finally getting
that raise i deserve.

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I've been here 3 years
longer than swanson, sir.

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I'm a company man.
I'm only asking for what
i think is fair.

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I mean,
who came through for you
on that cleveland report?

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Just take the car!
Don't hurt my baby!

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But more importantly,

101
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That gun helped me
protect myself
and my housema--

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What wrong with you,
caped man?

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I deliver you
chinese food every day!
Please do not kill me!

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Run if you value
your life, ninja!

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Ok, but you don't shoot.

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Oh, gun,

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Thank god for you!

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[Sultry music playing]

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[Drill whirring]

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With grandma gone,

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I was forced to live behind
these walls all by myself.

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The loneliness consumed me,

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Turning me
into some kind of monster.

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I began searching
for companionship.

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Aagh!

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Damn! Look at that ass!

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Man, she got back
for days!

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Put a wig on!

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Oh, man! That's it!

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Man, i'm gonna ride that
like a bentley.

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Wooldoor: ever wonder why
african-American black men

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Are so attracted
to large posteriors?

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Good day. I am professor
wooldoor sockbat,

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Here to explain this
completely racist phenomenon.

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For centuries,
natives found large,
roaming badonkadonks

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To be safe havens
from the dangers
of the wild.

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Aah!

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Huh?

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Huh?

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Their love of huge asses

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Has been written
into their genetic code.

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Even they don't know why.

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They just know.

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See you next time,
when we explore why
jews have big noses.

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Is it because air is free?

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[Grunts]

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[Cocks gun]

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[Distant squeaking]
hmm?

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Captain hero: squirrel!

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Stop or i'll shoot!

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[Squeaks]

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Aah!

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Holy shit!
What did you do?!

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Friends, i have killed
one of god's most innocent

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And intelligent creatures,

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And i liked it.

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[Thunder]

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[Shuddering]

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[Grunts]

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[Thunder]

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Uh, all right.

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Toot: ♪♪ do you like how ♪♪

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♪♪ i sing a love song? ♪♪

154
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♪♪ do you like
vincent van gogh? ♪♪

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♪♪ i like to walk ♪♪

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™ª
♪♪ the streets at midnight ♪

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♪♪ i wanted you to know ♪♪

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[Sighs]

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[Flatulence]

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Dear diary,
i'm alone
once again,

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With no one
to love me.

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Oh, how i wish
i had some...

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[Flatulence]
cheese.

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Love, toot.

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Cheese.

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Anything your carved
and enlarged heart
desires.

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Captain hero: like a tampon,
once i'd had a taste of blood,

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I wanted more,

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So i inserted myself
into the world of hunting.

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[Takes deep breath]
ah!

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All right, wooldoor.
It's time for
a little duck hunt.

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[Electronic barks]
[quack]

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Fuck you, duck!

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[Grunting]

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Huh! King of
the jungle, my ass!

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[Quacking,
wings flapping]

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[Empty clicking]
[grunts]

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[Quacking]

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Shoot! Shoot!

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[Quacking]

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[Wooldoor giggling]

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[Grunting]

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[Giggling]

184
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My god!
This is no way
to hunt!

185
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Surely there must be
a more efficient way
to kill.

186
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Oh!

187
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Yes. [Grunts]

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[Whirring]

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Whoo! Yes!

190
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I'm going to have
more arms

191
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Than the wackiest god
in all of india.

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[Laughing]

193
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Your majesty,
da foxxy is only on trial

194
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For stealing that tv
because she's black!

195
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I move to have
this entire racist
trial dismissed!

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What say you,
judge fudge?

197
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I don't have time
to rule on your motion.

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I'm far too busy...

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Being delicious.

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[Laughter]

201
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He is delicious!

202
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[Horse whinnies]

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[Yawning]

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[Sniffing]

205
00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:02,241
What the...

206
00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:04,844
Oh, my god!

207
00:09:04,844 --> 00:09:06,579
This room has more swiss

208
00:09:06,579 --> 00:09:09,181
Than a list
of nazi collaborators!

209
00:09:09,181 --> 00:09:11,784
How could this miracle
have happened?

210
00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:15,254
Diary, it was you.

211
00:09:15,254 --> 00:09:16,989
You answered
all my prayers.

212
00:09:17,423 --> 00:09:19,592
Thank you, diary!
Thank you!

213
00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:23,930
Ray ray: thank you,
my sweet fatass.

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[Off-Key]
♪♪ do you like how ♪♪

215
00:09:25,665 --> 00:09:28,267
♪♪ i sing out loud? ♪♪

216
00:09:28,267 --> 00:09:29,569
What are you
so happy about?

217
00:09:30,002 --> 00:09:31,737
Have you seen
how fat you are?

218
00:09:32,171 --> 00:09:33,472
Oh, clara,
you're just jealous

219
00:09:33,472 --> 00:09:36,075
'Cause all my dreams
have come true.

220
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You're never going
to be happy until
you have a dream

221
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That has depth
and importance,

222
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Like having
beautiful hair
like mine.

223
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[Wailing]

224
00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:46,485
Dear diary,
clara's right!

225
00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:49,522
I wish i had pretty,
pretty hair like hers.

226
00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:52,558
Love, toot.

227
00:09:52,558 --> 00:09:55,595
P.S.--If wendy schloman
makes the pep squad
and i don't,

228
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I will, like, just die!

229
00:09:58,197 --> 00:09:59,498
Captain hero, voice-Over:
with my new arsenal

230
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And way too many bong rips,

231
00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:03,402
Hunting was like
a whole new game.

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00:10:03,402 --> 00:10:05,571
[Barks]]
[quacking]

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00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:06,872
[Screams]

234
00:10:07,306 --> 00:10:08,174
Ooh yeah!

235
00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:10,776
Silent predator
of the deep, my ass!

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00:10:16,415 --> 00:10:17,717
[Roars]

237
00:10:20,319 --> 00:10:21,621
[Growls]

238
00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:22,922
[Wails]

239
00:10:22,922 --> 00:10:25,091
[Bullets ricochet]

240
00:10:25,091 --> 00:10:26,392
Captain hero: die!

241
00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:28,561
[Yawns]

242
00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:35,935
Huh?
What the toot?

243
00:10:35,935 --> 00:10:37,670
Oh, magic diary!

244
00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:40,706
You've done it again!

245
00:10:40,706 --> 00:10:42,875
Hey, spanky,
what do you think?

246
00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:44,176
Whoa! Toot!

247
00:10:44,176 --> 00:10:46,345
You look fabulous!
Have you lost weight?

248
00:10:46,345 --> 00:10:48,080
No!

249
00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:51,117
Well, i don't know
what's changed,
but watch out, chickens!

250
00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:52,418
There's a fox
in the house!

251
00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:53,719
Princess clara: aah!

252
00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:56,322
What the hell
did you do to me?!

253
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,924
Clara,
you don't look so good.
Have you put on weight?

254
00:10:58,924 --> 00:11:02,828
No! Toot stole
my beautiful,
beautiful hair!

255
00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:04,130
I didn't steal it.

256
00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:05,431
I just woke up
with your hair

257
00:11:05,431 --> 00:11:07,600
Attractively stapled
to my scalp.

258
00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,636
[Fog horn blows]
[flies buzzing]

259
00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:11,937
I'm gonna have
those jew producers

260
00:11:11,937 --> 00:11:14,106
Throw you out
of this house forever!

261
00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:16,709
[Line ringing]
[wailing]

262
00:11:19,311 --> 00:11:20,613
Dear diary,

263
00:11:21,047 --> 00:11:22,782
I'm finally beautiful,

264
00:11:22,782 --> 00:11:25,818
And now clara wants me
out of the house.

265
00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:28,421
If anyone should be
out of the house,
it should be her!

266
00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,589
I wish she were dead!

267
00:11:32,324 --> 00:11:34,927
P.S.--That mrs. Udoff
is such a bitch.

268
00:11:34,927 --> 00:11:37,963
I mean, who assigns homework
over christmas break?

269
00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:47,506
Friends, i have returned
triumphant.

270
00:11:47,506 --> 00:11:49,241
[Flies buzzing]

271
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,447
[All exclaim]

272
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:56,182
[Squealing]

273
00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:58,350
Hero, using
assault rifles

274
00:11:58,350 --> 00:12:00,086
And armor-Piercing
bullets to hunt?

275
00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:03,122
?
Don't you think
that's a bit excessive

276
00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:05,725
Screw you all!
It's my right to use
these weapons

277
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,327
Any way i please,
and nothing is going
to change my mind.

278
00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:10,496
[Doorbell rings]

279
00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:12,665
You killed my mother!

280
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:16,569
Sucks to be you.

281
00:12:17,603 --> 00:12:19,338
[Crying]

282
00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:22,374
I'm so sad
and so cute!

283
00:12:22,374 --> 00:12:25,411
I miss mommy!

284
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:28,013
I know, broham,
but i was
just hunting.

285
00:12:28,447 --> 00:12:30,182
Ever since
the prehistoric
cave jews

286
00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:31,484
Hunted down
jesusaurses,

287
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:33,219
Slaughtering
defenseless
creatures has been

288
00:12:33,652 --> 00:12:34,954
Our nation's
pasttime.

289
00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:37,990
I'm not saying
you need to stop hunting...

290
00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:38,858
Bitchin'!

291
00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:40,593
But using assault rifles

292
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:44,063
And armor-Piercing bullets
is just not fair.

293
00:12:44,063 --> 00:12:45,798
Huh?

294
00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:49,702
Just give us
a fighting chance,
mr. Hero.

295
00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:52,738
Maybe mommy
would have lived!

296
00:12:52,738 --> 00:12:54,039
[Wailing]

297
00:12:54,039 --> 00:12:55,341
Captain hero, narrating:
i quickly realized

298
00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:57,943
That i could not solve
this highly complicated

299
00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:00,546
National conundrum on
gun control by myself.

300
00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:05,317
So, i assembled
the wisest group
of superheroes i know:

301
00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:07,486
The federation of justice!

302
00:13:07,486 --> 00:13:10,523
Thank you for having me,
federation of justice.

303
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:12,691
How many times
do we have
to tell you?

304
00:13:12,691 --> 00:13:14,860
We're not
the federation
of justice.

305
00:13:14,860 --> 00:13:17,029
Did you bring
any food this time?

306
00:13:17,029 --> 00:13:20,065
It is good to see you, too,
festering lesion man.

307
00:13:20,065 --> 00:13:22,234
And now i need
your sage advice.

308
00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:24,837
I'll suck you off
for a dollar.

309
00:13:24,837 --> 00:13:26,572
Well said,
whitney houston man.

310
00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:29,175
We hunters have enough
of an advantage already

311
00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:30,910
Without assault rifles.

312
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:32,211
What say you,
screeching, cackling,

313
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,380
Covered in his own feces
man?

314
00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:36,115
[Screaming incoherently]

315
00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:38,284
I hadn't thought
of that, friend.

316
00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:42,188
I must rid the world
of all assault weapons.

317
00:13:42,621 --> 00:13:43,489
Who's in?!

318
00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:46,525
And break!

319
00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:53,465
[Grunting]

320
00:13:59,972 --> 00:14:01,707
Nice towel.

321
00:14:01,707 --> 00:14:02,575
Ow!
[Giggles]

322
00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:05,177
[Screams]

323
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,346
Diary, this isn't
what i meant!

324
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,515
I didn't want
you to kill clara!

325
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,684
I just wanted clara
out of the house.

326
00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:14,286
Dear diary,

327
00:14:14,286 --> 00:14:16,021
Today i threw you
in the fireplace

328
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:19,058
Because you're a sourc
e of murderous evil!

329
00:14:23,395 --> 00:14:27,299
P.S.--I still totally
like mike jerowski.

330
00:14:33,372 --> 00:14:35,107
Captain hero, narrating:
and so i gathered up

331
00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:37,276
All the world's
assault rifles.

332
00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:40,746
And i knew just
the place to throw them.

333
00:14:40,746 --> 00:14:42,915
[Flushes]

334
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,517
Oh!

335
00:14:45,951 --> 00:14:46,819
[Jiggles handle]

336
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,120
Good-Bye,
assault rifles!

337
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:52,458
Well, i guess
it's just you and me now,
standard firearm.

338
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:53,759
Come here, you.

339
00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:55,928
[Grunting]
[clothing rips]

340
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,266
[Gunshot]

341
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,434
See. What did
i tell you?

342
00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:05,037
I knew it
was a black
or a mexican.

343
00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:08,073
Hey, ref, da foxxy
sterniously objects!

344
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,808
I'm sorry, foxxy.

345
00:15:09,808 --> 00:15:12,411
I don't have time to
rule on your objection.

346
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,580
I'm far to busy...

347
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,749
Being delicious.

348
00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:20,219
[Laughter]

349
00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:21,954
He is delicious!

350
00:15:24,123 --> 00:15:25,424
Man: that's great!
That's--

351
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:28,027
Toots, narrating: i had
to cover up clara's death.

352
00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:29,328
I've seen enough movies
toknow

353
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:31,931
That if you have
a dead person's scalp
stapled to your head

354
00:15:32,364 --> 00:15:35,401
And the delicious contents
of her stomach
in your lunch box,

355
00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:38,437
People will see you
as suspect number one.

356
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:41,473
Well, that takes
care of that.
[Hums]

357
00:15:41,473 --> 00:15:43,208
[Sniffs]

358
00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:44,944
What?

359
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,112
[Whimpers]

360
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:48,414
[Gasps]

361
00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:52,751
[Screams]
you're evil!

362
00:15:53,185 --> 00:15:55,788
Pure evil!
I hate you!

363
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:59,258
How could you do this
to me, diary?!

364
00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:01,860
.
I did it
'cause i loves you

365
00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:03,595
I always loves you.

366
00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:05,331
[Screams]

367
00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:07,066
Thank you,
captain hero.

368
00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:09,234
For ridding the world
of assault weapons.

369
00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:11,403
Now, my mother's death
won't be in vain.

370
00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:13,572
No, thank you, snoopy,

371
00:16:13,572 --> 00:16:14,873
For opening my eyes.

372
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:16,608
Now, you run along.

373
00:16:16,608 --> 00:16:17,910
Bye!
[Gasps]

374
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:21,380
[Indistinct]
[grunting]

375
00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:23,983
Oh, friends?!
Oh, friends?!

376
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:25,284
Gather round!

377
00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:27,886
I have some stupendous news
for all of us.

378
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,055
I was able to convince
mr. Hero

379
00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:32,224
To rid the world of
all assault rifles

380
00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:33,959
And armor-Piercing bullets.

381
00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:36,562
[Cheering]

382
00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:38,297
That's right,
loyal servants,

383
00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:40,466
Our plan is working.

384
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:44,803
And now, the war begins!

385
00:16:44,803 --> 00:16:46,105
[Thunder]

386
00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:48,273
[Laughter]

387
00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:55,614
We have reached
a verdict,

388
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:56,915
Honorable judge fudge.

389
00:17:07,326 --> 00:17:08,627
[Sobs]

390
00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:10,362
Your honor?

391
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,663
I'm sorry.

392
00:17:11,663 --> 00:17:13,399
I can't hear
the verdict.

393
00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:16,001
You see, my wife
left me last night

394
00:17:16,001 --> 00:17:19,905
And i'm just not feeling
very delicious.

395
00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:22,074
Gallery: aw!

396
00:17:22,074 --> 00:17:23,375
Poor fudge.

397
00:17:24,676 --> 00:17:26,412
I'm just
messing with ya!

398
00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:29,014
I can't be serious
all the time!

399
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:32,051
I'm far too busy...

400
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,653
All: being delicious!

401
00:17:34,653 --> 00:17:36,388
[Laughter]

402
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,557
Hey, baby.
How you doing?

403
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,461
♪♪ judge fudge ♪♪

404
00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:43,328
♪♪ fudge ♪♪

405
00:17:43,762 --> 00:17:45,497
[Cheering]

406
00:17:45,497 --> 00:17:47,232
Yeah!

407
00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:48,967
[Screaming]

408
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:50,702
Shh!
My sweet.

409
00:17:51,136 --> 00:17:52,438
I been living
in the walls

410
00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:53,305
And reading
your diary.

411
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,908
It's i who ha
ve  been answering
your prayers.

412
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,077
Hey, whatever gets
your rocks off, man.

413
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:00,679
Ever since i first
laid eyes on you,

414
00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:02,414
I fell in love
with you.

415
00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:03,282
Really?

416
00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:05,451
Yes! Don't make me
repeat myself, woman!

417
00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:08,921
There's just
something about you

418
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:12,391
And your huge, fat ass
that makes me feel...

419
00:18:12,391 --> 00:18:13,692
Safe.

420
00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:14,993
I don't know why.

421
00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:16,728
I just know.

422
00:18:16,728 --> 00:18:20,199
That is the sweetest thing
i've ever heard.

423
00:18:20,632 --> 00:18:22,367
I think i love you, too!

424
00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:23,669
We could be
together forever,

425
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,838
A fat, ugly
white woman,

426
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,573
And a creepy
black man--

427
00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:29,308
Just like "miami vice."

428
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:30,609
Oh, wall guy,

429
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:32,344
Let's do it!

430
00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:33,645
[Grunts]

431
00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:35,814
Well, cap,
i'm actually
proud of you--

432
00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:37,116
For once.

433
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,284
Yes, thanks
to captain me,

434
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:41,019
The world is
so much better off

435
00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:41,887
Without
assault rifles.

436
00:18:42,321 --> 00:18:43,622
The only downside is

437
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,791
What happened to the open
of my favorite show.

438
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,526
Announcer: and if
you can afford them,

439
00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:50,129
You can hire the a-Team.

440
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,297
[Single gunshots]

441
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:56,201
[Gun clicks]

442
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,804
Oh, god damn it!

443
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,973
[Clicking]

444
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,443
[Bullets clang on floor]

445
00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:06,612
Oh, what the fuck, man?

446
00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:08,347
[Rumbling]
what the hell is that?!

447
00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:10,516
[All screaming]

448
00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:17,890
Guess again!
It's me--Bambi!

449
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,625
,
just because
i'm dating your mother

450
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:22,227
It doesn't mean
we have to hang out
all the time.

451
00:19:22,227 --> 00:19:26,131
You humans have hunted us
since the dawn of time.

452
00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:28,734
And now, it is our turn
to hunt you!

453
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:30,035
Attack!

454
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:32,638
Stand back!

455
00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:35,240
I'll protect
you assholes!

456
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,975
[All grunting]

457
00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:40,012
[Growling]
[gun clicking]

458
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,916
And they're wearing
bulletproof vests!

459
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:46,518
Your revolver
just isn't enough!

460
00:19:47,819 --> 00:19:49,988
I need
my assault rifles!

461
00:19:49,988 --> 00:19:51,290
[Screams]

462
00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:53,458
What have i done?!

463
00:19:53,458 --> 00:19:55,627
[Deer growling]
[whimpering]

464
00:19:55,627 --> 00:19:56,929
Hey, you, fartwads!

465
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,531
The wall guy and i
are in love,

466
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:01,700
And--What the hell?!

467
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:03,435
The deer are attacking!

468
00:20:03,435 --> 00:20:04,736
Oh, my god!

469
00:20:12,978 --> 00:20:14,713
Hey, y'all, i know
where we'll be safe!

470
00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,014
W,
i don't know why i kno

471
00:20:16,014 --> 00:20:17,316
I just know!

472
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:18,183
Follow me!

473
00:20:18,183 --> 00:20:19,918
[Panting]
[grunts]

474
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,087
[Grunts]

475
00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:24,256
[Grunting]

476
00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:28,594
Wooldoor:
ooh, roomy.

477
00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:29,895
Huh? What?!

478
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,196
Where'd they all go?

479
00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:32,497
They just
disappeared.

480
00:20:32,497 --> 00:20:34,233
The only thing left
is this friendly

481
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,534
But unattractive
moose.

482
00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:36,401
What should we do?

483
00:20:36,835 --> 00:20:39,004
Dude, you want
to go get
totally baked?

484
00:20:39,004 --> 00:20:40,305
Dude!

485
00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:42,474
Wait! No!
Come back!

486
00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:45,077
I killed
my own mother
for this!

487
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:47,679
Wall guy?
Wall guy?!

488
00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:48,981
Oh.

489
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,149
I'm all alone...

490
00:20:51,149 --> 00:20:52,451
Once again.

491
00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:54,620
♪♪ do you like how ♪♪

492
00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:57,656
♪♪ i sing a love song ♪♪

493
00:20:58,090 --> 00:20:59,825
[Grunts]

494
00:20:59,825 --> 00:21:01,560
Mike? Mike jerowski?

495
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:02,861
What are you
doing here?

496
00:21:02,861 --> 00:21:05,030
I thought
you only like
cheerleaders.

497
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,331
Cheerleaders?!

498
00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:08,934
I like them
about as much as i like
bitch-Ass udoff!

499
00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:11,536
I mean, homework
over vacation?

500
00:21:11,536 --> 00:21:12,404
What a bitch!

501
00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:14,139
Tell me about it.

502
00:21:14,139 --> 00:21:15,440
Hey, i heard
you beat out

503
00:21:15,874 --> 00:21:18,477
Wendy schloman
for pep squad. Nice.

504
00:21:18,477 --> 00:21:21,079
So, you want to
finger flick me
on my cheese bed?

505
00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:22,381
Dude!

506
00:21:25,417 --> 00:21:26,718
[Bed creaking]

507
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:31,757
[Whistling]

508
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:14,700
[Gunshot]

509
00:22:15,305 --> 00:23:15,774
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