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[Thunder and screaming]

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Announcer: last week
ondrawn together...

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The housemates
playedthe newlywed game.

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I would have to say
up the butt.

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[Applause]

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Toot and ling-Ling won
an exciting trip to mexico.

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[Horn honksla cucaracha]

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They stumbled upon
the girl of their dreams.

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Looking for
a little fiesta?

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Then things went
from bad to mexican.

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We killed her!

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[Speaking japanese]

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Miss macho, looks like
we've got ourselves

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Anuno, dos, tres,
with a possiblecuatro.

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[Siren bloops]

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You two are going
to jail for a long time

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Unless you are
willing to pay up.

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Oh, here we go again.
How much?

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Well, for killing
the most beautiful woman
in all of mexico,

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Next to
edward james olmos,

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I'd say, uh...

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500 billion pesos!

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[Thunder]

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[Speaking japanese]

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I'll give you a week
to come up with the cash.

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[Siren bloops]

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Whoa, slow down.
We're not in rush.

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500 billion pesos!

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Jesuãšãšs cristo!

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I'll trade you
2 reverse holofoil pikachus

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For your black star
ling-Ling.

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Ooh! That's
a battle monster
of a good deal.

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[All laughing
and snorting]

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[Car engine gunning]

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Hey, look.
The "cool kids" are back.

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We've all been
living together

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In this house
for a while now.

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And it seems
we've divided

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Into 2 very separate
cliques.

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[Hip-Hop blaring]

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We rule!
We rule!

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Wow. Those guys
are cool.

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I'm gonna go
hang out with them.

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Um, those guys
are assholes.

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We're your friends,
capt--

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Captain hero?

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Hey, dudes, the fast
and the furious, eh?

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You guys wanna
see a picture of
my sister's tits?

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[Dramatic music sting]

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Hey, let's pants the dork.

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Oof!

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[Chittering]

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[Screaming]

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Dude, we totally
pantsed him.

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[Laughing]

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If i can't be cool,
i'm running away

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And going somewhere
you'll never find me.

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Never! [Sobs]

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[Splat]

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Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

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Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

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[Slow piano music plays]

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To stay out of jail,

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Ling-Ling and i
needed pesos.

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We were willing to do
anything to get 'em.

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♪♪ toot's donkey show ♪♪

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Come on! Do me! Do me!

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You know you want it!

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[British accent]
sorry, my dear,

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But even a filthy,
pathetic donkey
has standards.

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Fair enough.

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♪♪ toot's donkey show ♪♪

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Thank you.

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[Audience trilling
and hooting]

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Hey! Where the hell
are all you mexicans going?!

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To the grande
coliseum!

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[Cheering]

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Aw, my darling queen,

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Another beautiful day
for a cockfight, eh?

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I love being
the king of mexico.

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I'm still the
only queen i know

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That has to crap
in the bushes
behind their castle.

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[Comedic music plays]

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[Clucking]

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[Bell dings]

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[Cheering]

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No! No bedtime!

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No sleep!

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Eat!

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[Boom]

92
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Is there no chicken man enough
to defeat el clucko?

93
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One billion pesos
will get us a lot closer
to paying off that cop.

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Are you thinkin'
what i'm thinkin'?

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Uh...

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Up the butt?

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Even better.

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Caw caw! Caw caw!

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My chicken
challenges el clucko!

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[Cheering]
clucko!

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[Singing in spanish]

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[No music]

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[Singing in spanish]

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[No music]

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[Singing in spanish]

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[Music stops]

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[Bell dings]

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Oh, that ling-Ling is
such a mighty warrior.

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¡â¡bravo!  ¡â¡bravo!

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We won! We won!

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Suck my balls, mom!
I'm somebody now.

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Ah, this is so boring.

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You know,
when hero's not around,

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Dungeons & dragons
seems to be a lot less
about hand jobs

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And a lot more
about trolls.

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[Hip-Hop]
♪♪ the way you ♪♪

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♪♪ look at me ♪♪

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This is all
their fault. Guh!

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Because of you guys,
the best dungeon master

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North of the fire swamps
of geldar ran away crying.

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Standing up for your
dorky friend, huh?

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I think this calls
for a little...

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Tickle torture.

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[Hip-Hop]
♪♪ nah nah nah ♪♪

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♪♪ don't kill me ♪♪

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♪♪ when i'm with you,
don't-- ♪♪

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Foxxy, why aren't
you tickling xandir?

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This ain't cool.

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This is just as uncool
as the rodney king ticklin'.

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And lastly tonight,
reports of a 5,000-Ton
meteor hurtling toward earth

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Turned out to be
completely true.

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Oh, lordy!

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Captain hero,
where are you?!

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I need to go find
that asshole captain hero.

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[Dramatic music plays]

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Foxxy: ♪♪ baby? ♪♪

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This must be
where hero growed up.

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[Sobbing]

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Captain hero, i been looking
all over for you.

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Whenever i'm sad,
i come back here

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To the kindly
farming couple

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Who have raised me
since i was a baby.

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We've never se
en this man before
in our lives.

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I think he broke my arm.

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[Dramatic music sting]

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Damn it, hero,

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There's a meteor
headin' for earth.

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What's the point
of saving the earth

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If i can't be
one of the cool kids?

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I just want to stay here
with mom and pop.

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He made me
wear lipstick.

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[Bats eyes]

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I have an idea.

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What if i pretend
you my boyfriend,

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And then you will be
one of the cool kids?

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You would do that
for me?

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Just until you popular.

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But then you got
to stop the meteor.

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Deal!

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Aah!

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Ethel, you gotta get me
to the hospital.

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Hospital. Right.

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You didn't have to
do that for me.

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I didn't do it for you
. I did it for us.

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[Dramatic musical score playing]

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[Singing in spanish]

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[Bawk]

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Hi-Yah!

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There is something
special about
this ling-Ling.

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He thinks
outside the bun.

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[Rimshot]

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Toot: our plan
was working great.

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We were making more money
than a televangelist

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In a region full
of impressionable retards.

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For more information
about this joke,

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Please visit the south.

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[Singing in spanish]

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[Latin pop playing]

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Our next guest has brought
new excitement

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To our national pastime
of cockfighting.

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This cock is
a natural pecker, huh?

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[Audience laughs]
right, kevin?

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Right, kevin?

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Oh, i dream about
killing you.

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Please welcome
el pollo insano,
ling-Ling.

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[Cheering, trilling,
and guns firing]

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Great to have you
on the show.

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You know, i think
we have a clip from
your last cockfight.

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[Ling-Ling yelling]

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[Bawk]

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[Applause]

192
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Now, ling-Ling,
what do you say
to your critics

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Who claim that
cockfighting is a cruel
and inhumane sport, hmm?

194
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R,
well, yeah, for you,
because you're a kille

195
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But the chickens
you battle

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Are skittish,
unbelievably
stupid animals

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Who don't even
want to fight.

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Boy, am i talking
about chickens
or the french?

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[Laughter]
right, kevin?

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And i pretend
homeless people
are you,

201
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And i burn 'em.

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[Laughter]

203
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[Dolphin chitters]

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♪♪ the way you look at me ♪♪

205
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Gosh, i don't know
about this, foxxy.

206
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The cool kids are never
going to let me play
meth lab with them.

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Of course they will.

208
00:08:44,724 --> 00:08:46,025
You just got
to look cool.

209
00:08:46,459 --> 00:08:49,061
Here. Try some
of this mousse.

210
00:08:49,495 --> 00:08:52,965
Ooh, wow.
You clean up good.

211
00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:55,568
Real good,
hero calrissian.

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00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:57,737
[Ballad plays]

213
00:08:57,737 --> 00:09:00,773
Who's the
cool-Looking guy?

214
00:09:00,773 --> 00:09:03,376
Wait. Isn't he
that dork,
captain hero?

215
00:09:03,809 --> 00:09:06,846
Haven't you heard?
Captain hero is
my new boyfriend.

216
00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,147
[Dramatic music sting]

217
00:09:08,147 --> 00:09:10,316
Well, you know,
if foxxy thinks he's cool,

218
00:09:10,316 --> 00:09:13,352
He must be cool,
seeing as how foxxy's
all black and stuff.

219
00:09:13,352 --> 00:09:15,521
Hey, hero, you wanna
pour the ammonia in?

220
00:09:15,521 --> 00:09:17,256
Do i?! And how!

221
00:09:17,690 --> 00:09:18,558
[Goofy laugh]

222
00:09:19,425 --> 00:09:21,160
Wow.
That is so cool.

223
00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:23,329
I haven't slept
in 46 days.

224
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[Hip-Hop] ♪♪ why don't
you come and let me see ♪♪

225
00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:26,799
[Suspenseful music]

226
00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:28,968
[Cheering]

227
00:09:28,968 --> 00:09:32,872
Are you excited to behold
another glorious cockfight,
mi amor?

228
00:09:32,872 --> 00:09:37,209
I growmuybored with
all this refined culture
and exquisite luxury.

229
00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:38,511
[Gags]

230
00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:41,547
[Gags]

231
00:09:43,716 --> 00:09:45,451
[Rat gags]

232
00:09:45,451 --> 00:09:46,752
You win this fight,
ling-Ling,

233
00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:48,054
And we'll have
enough moolah

234
00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:49,355
To pay off the cops

235
00:09:49,355 --> 00:09:51,958
And get back to the land
of indoor toilets.

236
00:10:00,199 --> 00:10:01,500
[Mexican folk music playing]

237
00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,235
[Cowering]

238
00:10:03,235 --> 00:10:04,971
Hu-Ahh!

239
00:10:07,139 --> 00:10:09,742
Chickens are
a peaceful race.

240
00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:11,911
Race, race, race.

241
00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:14,513
[Crowd goading, cheering]

242
00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:17,550
[Sighs]

243
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:24,924
[Crowd gasps]

244
00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:27,526
How dare you disgrace
our national pastime?

245
00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:31,430
Royal elite guards, take
them to the dungeon! Now!

246
00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:34,467
[Dog yipping]

247
00:10:35,334 --> 00:10:38,371
Ohh, this country sucks.

248
00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:41,407
Oh, yeah, that's right.

249
00:10:41,407 --> 00:10:45,311
Now the captain
files electronically.

250
00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:46,612
Wow.
That is so cool.

251
00:10:47,046 --> 00:10:48,347
You're so much cooler
than lobot.

252
00:10:48,347 --> 00:10:50,082
[Narrating]
after hanging out with hero

253
00:10:50,082 --> 00:10:52,251
For a few days,
i gots to wondering,

254
00:10:52,251 --> 00:10:55,287
Was i pretendin' to be
hero's girlfriend
to save the earth,

255
00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:57,890
Or was i pretendin'
to save the earth

256
00:10:57,890 --> 00:11:00,493
To be hero's girlfriend?

257
00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:03,095
Hey, hero calrissian,

258
00:11:03,095 --> 00:11:06,132
Why don't
we takes a ride over
to inspiration point?

259
00:11:06,132 --> 00:11:07,867
[Ballad plays]

260
00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:09,602
I got a better idea.

261
00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:12,638
E!
Let's throw
pig feces at
the gay kid's hous

262
00:11:12,638 --> 00:11:15,241
That is a hilarious prank,

263
00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:18,277
Because gays don't want
to get anywhere near doody.

264
00:11:18,277 --> 00:11:19,578
Let's go!

265
00:11:19,578 --> 00:11:20,446
[Dramatic music sting]

266
00:11:20,446 --> 00:11:23,482
[Slow piano music plays]

267
00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:24,784
♪♪ the way you ♪♪

268
00:11:25,217 --> 00:11:26,085
♪♪ look at me ♪♪

269
00:11:26,085 --> 00:11:27,386
Ha ha ha!
You suck!

270
00:11:27,386 --> 00:11:29,989
Eat shit, dork!
Ha ha!

271
00:11:29,989 --> 00:11:32,158
Hero:
you've got poo
on your house!

272
00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:34,326
Dude, that was awesome.

273
00:11:34,326 --> 00:11:36,929
Now let's go home
before the cops come.

274
00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:39,532
[Laughing]

275
00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:40,833
Huh?

276
00:11:40,833 --> 00:11:44,737
[Slow piano music plays]

277
00:11:44,737 --> 00:11:45,604
Gaah!

278
00:11:45,604 --> 00:11:46,906
[Laughing]
♪♪ the way you ♪♪

279
00:11:46,906 --> 00:11:48,641
♪♪ look at me ♪♪

280
00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:49,508
♪♪ what you got? ♪♪

281
00:11:49,508 --> 00:11:51,911
[Suspenseful
music plays]

282
00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:55,181
You idiot.

283
00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:58,217
Because you
wouldn't kill
some stupid chicken,

284
00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:00,386
We're going to die.

285
00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:02,988
[Deep voice]
come with me.

286
00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:06,025
Aah!
Aah!

287
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:11,230
[Normal]
don't be frightened.
I'm here to help you.

288
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,965
I just made
my voice like that

289
00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:16,001
[Deep] because i thought
it went better
with the cloak.

290
00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:18,170
[Normal]
now go. Save yourself.

291
00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:21,207
Because

292
00:12:21,640 --> 00:12:24,243
[Deep] you've
captured my heart.

293
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,846
[Dramatic musical score playing]

294
00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:29,882
[Normal] if the king
catches you,
he will kill you.

295
00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:32,051
You must leave
swiftly and
gracefully,

296
00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:33,786
Like the national
bird of mexico,

297
00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:35,955
The donkey.

298
00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:38,124
Hey,
what about me?

299
00:12:38,557 --> 00:12:39,425
Don't worry.

300
00:12:39,859 --> 00:12:41,594
[Yells, gurgles]

301
00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:44,630
[Mariachi music playing]

302
00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:51,570
I thought we were gonna be
caged up until we died,

303
00:12:51,570 --> 00:12:52,872
Like those stupid chickens.

304
00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:54,173
Oww, kittens.

305
00:12:56,776 --> 00:13:00,679
Screw that. I'm gonna watch
my own back from now own.

306
00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:03,282
If only i could
watch my own feet.

307
00:13:05,017 --> 00:13:06,318
[Dramatic music sting]

308
00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:08,921
[Inspirational music playing]

309
00:13:08,921 --> 00:13:10,222
...zebras...

310
00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:18,898
...go.

311
00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:19,765
[Inspirational music stops]

312
00:13:19,765 --> 00:13:21,066
Later, asshole.

313
00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:21,934
Meep meep.

314
00:13:23,669 --> 00:13:25,838
[Gasping]

315
00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:37,550
Jesus, how long's
this thing been dead?

316
00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:40,152
[Suspenseful music plays]

317
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:45,357
Hey, hero, i heard what
you did to xandir's house.

318
00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:47,960
That was some
pretty sweet turd tossing.

319
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:48,828
Oh, really?

320
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,129
I know you're foxxy's girl,

321
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,731
But if things change,
give me a call.

322
00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:54,900
And if things don't
work out with clara,

323
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:56,202
You still got my digits.

324
00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:59,238
Uh, wow. Ok.

325
00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:00,539
We better take off.

326
00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:03,142
Yeah, some assholes
threw shit on our house,

327
00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:04,877
And we gotta
go clean it up.

328
00:14:05,311 --> 00:14:07,046
Hey, papa,
i gots us tickets

329
00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:09,648
To go see bell biv devoe
tomorrow night.

330
00:14:09,648 --> 00:14:12,685
Listen, foxxy,
the deal was that we'd
stay together

331
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:16,155
Until i was popular,
and i'm pretty
damn popular now.

332
00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:17,890
Well, you not that popular.

333
00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:20,492
Oh, yeah? Smell this.

334
00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:21,794
[Sniffs]

335
00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:23,529
[Gasps] spanky?!

336
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:26,565
Foxxy, i am
dumping your ass!

337
00:14:26,565 --> 00:14:27,433
[Gasps]

338
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:29,168
Captain hero just
dumped that girl.

339
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:30,469
He dumped her.

340
00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:32,204
I would be
devastated.

341
00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:35,674
Hey, ladies,
what does captain hero
have in common

342
00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:37,843
With lance armstrong's
left testicle?

343
00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:40,446
We are both single.

344
00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,615
And we're
sensitive to cold.

345
00:14:42,615 --> 00:14:44,350
[Gasps]

346
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,085
[Suspenseful music plays]

347
00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:48,254
[Hee-Haw]

348
00:14:48,254 --> 00:14:49,989
Ooh! And then i ducked!

349
00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:51,724
And whaah chaah!

350
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:55,194
With the deadly
feather punch, i killed
the mighty ling-Ling!

351
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:58,230
Wow! I wish
i could've been there.

352
00:14:58,230 --> 00:14:59,531
When did we start talking?

353
00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:00,833
Ling-Ling:ping chowah!

354
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:01,700
[Dramatic sting plays]

355
00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:05,170
Raah!

356
00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:06,472
It's ling-Ling!

357
00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:09,074
He's back
from the dead!

358
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,809
[Clucking]

359
00:15:15,147 --> 00:15:16,882
What?
Barry the chicken

360
00:15:16,882 --> 00:15:19,051
Lied about
killing ling-Ling?

361
00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:21,220
And i b-B-Bet he didn't
fuck shakira either.

362
00:15:21,220 --> 00:15:22,955
Kill the liar!

363
00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:24,690
[Clucking]

364
00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:25,557
Ping chowah!

365
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,498
...leaf blower.

366
00:15:32,498 --> 00:15:34,667
But we're chickens.
We don't fight.

367
00:15:36,835 --> 00:15:39,438
All right,
ling-Ling stood up
to the king for us

368
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,739
And spared my life.

369
00:15:40,739 --> 00:15:43,342
Now it is our turn to
stand up for ourselves.

370
00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:44,643
Barry the chicken'
s right.

371
00:15:44,643 --> 00:15:47,246
If you cut off
our beaks,
do we not bleed?

372
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:50,282
If you chop off
our heads, do we
not run around

373
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,017
For, like,
30 seconds
or a minute?

374
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:55,487
...coliseum grande.

375
00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:57,222
[Yelling]

376
00:15:57,222 --> 00:16:00,259
♪♪ honey... ♪♪

377
00:16:00,259 --> 00:16:03,729
Foxxy: so i was all alone
at the dance, and even worse,

378
00:16:03,729 --> 00:16:06,765
The meteor was about
to smash into the earth,

379
00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:11,103
And if the moviedeep impact
was any indication of
what would happen next,

380
00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:14,573
The whole planet was about
to become boring
and unwatchable.

381
00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:17,609
Captain hero,
you gots to stop
that meteor.

382
00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:21,947
Can't you see i'm
already one knuckle deep
into fifth base?

383
00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:23,682
Uhh! Mmm.

384
00:16:23,682 --> 00:16:24,984
Ooh.

385
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,285
Shoo. Gaah!

386
00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:30,189
[Laughter]

387
00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:31,490
♪♪ loser ♪♪

388
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:32,791
That's it.

389
00:16:34,526 --> 00:16:35,828
Hold up, everybody.

390
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:39,298
Now, i know y'all
think captain hero
is real cool.

391
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:40,599
Oh, yeah. Cool.

392
00:16:40,599 --> 00:16:41,467
Yeah. He's the coolest eve
r.

393
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:42,334
But he ain't.

394
00:16:42,768 --> 00:16:43,635
No. No, he's not cool.

395
00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:44,937
I don't know what
i was thinking.

396
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:47,973
I fooled y'all into
thinking hero was cool

397
00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:50,576
By pretending to be
his girlfriend.

398
00:16:50,576 --> 00:16:52,745
So he would stop
that meteor.

399
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,046
[Gasps]
gasp.

400
00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:55,781
Wait. I can explain.

401
00:16:55,781 --> 00:17:00,119
Oh, really?
Then explain this, yo.

402
00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:02,287
Spanky, clara,

403
00:17:02,287 --> 00:17:04,023
Steve from long island.

404
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,794
Oh, hey, man,
you were right.

405
00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:10,963
The, uh, cool kids
are assholes.

406
00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:12,698
You shit
on my house, man.

407
00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:14,433
I know, i know.

408
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,602
You shit
on my house.

409
00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:19,204
Yeah.
You said that already.

410
00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:22,674
[Slow piano music plays]

411
00:17:23,108 --> 00:17:26,578
And to think
i let him get
to seventh base with me.

412
00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:28,747
[Inhales]

413
00:17:28,747 --> 00:17:30,049
Ahh.

414
00:17:30,482 --> 00:17:31,784
[Hee-Haw]

415
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:33,519
[Stampede running]

416
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:37,423
What the...

417
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,628
...deliverer.

418
00:17:42,628 --> 00:17:43,929
You don't scare me.

419
00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:46,965
I have taken dumps
with sharper beaks
than you.

420
00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:48,267
Hi-Yah!

421
00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:49,134
Pi-Chah!

422
00:17:56,075 --> 00:18:00,846
You will never defeat me
as long as i have
my magic potion.

423
00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:03,449
[Chicken clucks]
ai, dios miãão.

424
00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:05,617
He's gonna
drink the worm.

425
00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:12,124
You don't know what happens
when you drink the worm?

426
00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:12,991
[Laughing]

427
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,726
He doesn't kno
w what happens.

428
00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:16,028
Oh, you're gonna love this.

429
00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:20,799
By the power of mencia!

430
00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:23,402
[Roaring]

431
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:29,041
I don't have to
wear pants anymore.

432
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,583
[Hee-Haw]

433
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:43,222
[Roars]

434
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:54,933
Oh!

435
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:56,235
[Clucking]

436
00:18:58,837 --> 00:19:00,139
[Zap zap]

437
00:19:06,211 --> 00:19:08,814
He's all yours, kid.

438
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:12,718
Yee-Ha! Whoo-Hoo!

439
00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:14,019
Hey, is that speedy?

440
00:19:17,055 --> 00:19:20,526
Now is our time,
my chicken brethren.

441
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:21,827
Attack!

442
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:25,731
Oh! Remember me
as i was,

443
00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:28,767
Drunk and lazy. Ohh!

444
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,985
[Hee-Haw]

445
00:19:46,985 --> 00:19:47,853
[Gunshot]

446
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,154
[Birds cawing]

447
00:19:49,154 --> 00:19:51,757
Captain hero:
i was an even bigger loser

448
00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:54,793
Than a christian scientist
in a sensible religion contest.

449
00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:57,829
Even xandir was giving me
the cold shoulder.

450
00:19:57,829 --> 00:19:58,697
Spanky: hey, xandir,

451
00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:00,432
Why don't you
come over here

452
00:20:00,432 --> 00:20:02,167
And hang out with
us cool kids?

453
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:03,902
Me? Really?

454
00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:05,637
Oh, my god.

455
00:20:05,637 --> 00:20:08,240
They're going
to give xandir
a wedgie.

456
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,842
[Chanting] wedgie,
wedgie, wedgie.

457
00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:13,011
Hold it right there.

458
00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:15,614
There'll be no more
wedgies under my watch.

459
00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:19,518
Don't you guys
remember we all used
to hang out together?

460
00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:20,819
We're all just dorks.

461
00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:24,289
I mean, clara,
you like science, right?

462
00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:25,591
Well,
if you consider

463
00:20:26,024 --> 00:20:27,326
Biochemistry
a science. [Snorts]

464
00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:29,061
And, steve from long island,

465
00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:32,531
You have one too many arms
that we haven't noticed
until now, no?

466
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,266
Yeah.
Check it.

467
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:37,302
And, spanky, you're voiced
by adam carolla.

468
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,037
Yeah, i guess i am.

469
00:20:39,037 --> 00:20:42,507
Well, as long as the jig is up,
can i talk in my normal voice?

470
00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:45,544
[Slightly less gravelly]
so the--My thing is, uh...

471
00:20:45,544 --> 00:20:47,713
Uh, my--I just sort of
acknowledge it?

472
00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:50,749
Uh, i'll give you
a few alternative,
uh, ones or whatever.

473
00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:53,785
Look, what i'm
trying to say is

474
00:20:53,785 --> 00:20:55,520
It's ok to be a dork,

475
00:20:55,954 --> 00:20:59,858
But it's not ok to forget
your real friends

476
00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:04,630
Or the black chick
that you could bang
for a happy meal.

477
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:06,798
[Slow clap]

478
00:21:06,798 --> 00:21:08,100
[Joins in]

479
00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:11,570
[Car alarm]

480
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,209
[Alarm chirps off]

481
00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:22,080
[Gasping]

482
00:21:23,305 --> 00:22:23,199
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