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Clara, narrating:
everywhere i look,

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I see signs
the apocalypse is near.

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A cure for leukemia!

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Oh! Stem cell research!

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Oh, come on, baby,

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That fin-Rot i caught
from aquaman

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Cleared up
a long time ago!

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Ah! Rampant lying!

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[Dolphin squeaks]

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[Indistinct chatter]

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[Gasps]
morbid obesity!

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[Groans]

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[Flames roar
and man screams]

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Get up, black person!
Time to repent!

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Repent?
But we just pented!

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Prepare yourself,
for the rapture
is almost upon us!

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Rapte-Whatchama-Whodat?

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The best way to explain
the rapture to foxxy

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Was to call
the kirk cameron
hotline.

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[Dialing
and ringing]

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Hi, there. It's me,

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Third rate
child television star
kirk cameron.

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To learn about
your unavoidable
descent into hell

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Via
the impending rapture,

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Press one--
[Beep]

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The rapture is coming!
[Fanfare plays]

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Whoo!

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When it arrives,
good people like me

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And richard
"boner" stabone

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Will float straight up
to heaven,

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While the sinners
like you

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And that fat,
drunk-Driving,
s.U.V. Rolling jewess

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Tracy gold
will be left behind.

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The only sign
of the chosen people

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Will be
their clothing
left on the ground.

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And then satan
shall come to earth

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And force all
the sinners to sign
away their souls.

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This is all bullshit.

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Oh, really?
Then how do you
explain this?

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The phone wasn't
even plugged in.

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Whoo-Ooh!

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Uh, clara,
is that kirk cameron hiding
behind that plant?

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!
Kirk,
you're busted! Run

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To learn more,
visit my website...

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Aah! Catch me, jesus!

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[Thuds]

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Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports
Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP

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[Sirens wailing
on tv]

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Hey, guys!
Y'all ready to go?

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Are you ready
to shut the fuck up?

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Hello!
We're trying to watch
the amazing race riot.

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Come on, tyrone!
We don't want to b
e the last ones

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To rob
that korean deli!

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Today's the day
you promised

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We'd all go
to the mall together!

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I thought
today was the day

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You were gonna
shut the fuck up!

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Oh, come on, guys!

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There's something
at the mall
for everyone.

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Ling-Ling, didn't you
want a new castle
for your fish tank?

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And wooldoor,
doesn't your dummy

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Deserve a brand new
bow tie?

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Don't patronize me, queer!

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And, toot, don't you want
your parents' approval?

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More than anything!

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Yeah, well,
you'll never get that.
So what do you say, guys?

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[All talking at once]

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My girlfriend has
cerebral palsy!

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Wait--Wait--
Wait a second!

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I just realized something.
We can't go to the mall...

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All: aww!

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How dare you
get my hopes up,
you cocksucker!

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...without
our mall t-Shirts!

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[All cheering]

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Wait,
i'll go get clara.

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Clara? I'm sick of
that bible-Thumping bitch.

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Besides, what fun
is doing a group activity

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If you can't
exclude somebody?

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You can say that again!

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Ah, shut up, excludey!
Get back in your box!

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Ohh!

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[Slow piano music
playing]

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Man: get out, excludey!
We don't want you in here.

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Ohh!

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[Slow piano music playing]

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Ha! All right!
Drawn together
mall trip '06

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Starts right now!

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I hope to god you know
what the hell you're doing.

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Ahh.

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Good morning,
fellow housemates.

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Anyone home?

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♪♪ hello, sinners? ♪♪

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Anyone here?

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My roommates left me
all alone.

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My roommates left me
all alone!

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Whoo-Hoo!

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[Giggles] yeah!

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[Screams]

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[Toilet flushes]
whee!

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Oh, fun!

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Ooh!

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[Disposal whirs]

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[Screams]

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Whee! [Giggles]

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Whoo-Hoo!

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[Giggles]
[glass breaks]

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What's this?

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Kirk cameron:
the rapture is coming!

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Rapte-Whatchama-Whodat?

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The only sign
of the chosen people

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Will be their clothing,
left on the ground.

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Hey-Hey-Hey!

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Holy smokes!
The rapture came!

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God took all my roommates
up to heaven,

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But that means...
i've been left behind!

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[Screaming]

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Ooh, there's a space!

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♪♪ speed racer, yeah! ♪♪

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All: aww!

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Toot: ooh,
there's another space!

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[Creature roars]

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All: aww!

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[Clicks car alarm]

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Captain hero: ooh,
what about that one?

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[Crashes]
[indistinct
shrieking]

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Xandir:
ow, god damn it!

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Captain hero:
go, go, go, go!

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Park your invisible jet
where somebody can see it,
asshole!

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God damn it,
this mall is more crowded
than my uterus.

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E!
[Gasps] there's on

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Are you fucking crazy?
That's a compact spot!

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A compact spot!

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Oh, jesus,

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How could you rapture
my sinful housemates
and leave me behind?

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Answer me,
talking jesus!

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Woman's voice:
i love shopping
with my girlfriends!

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Oh, there must have
been some kind of mix up
at the doll factory.

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Man's voice:
stop your whoring
and sodomizing, sinner!

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I shall cleanse
you in my blood! Yow!

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[Screams]

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Why would those sinners
be taken?

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I'm sure this is
just one of god's
classic bloopers,

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Like nipple hair
or rachael ray's face.

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No doubt you'll realize
your mistake, lord,

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And rapture me up to heaven
any minute now!

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!
Woman's voice:
just pretend
you're eating a banana

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But you darn well
better do it soon

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Before satan forces me
to sign away my soul!

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[Doorbell rings]
[gasps]

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Miss, i need you
to sign right here.

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Aah! Oh, my god!
Satan! The antichrist!

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U!
If you don't
let him do it,
he'll break up with yo

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Xandir, are you out
of your mind?

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We'll never fit
into that spot!

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Shut it, pig.
Xandir is captain
of this ship,

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And he won't let us down,
just like captain america!

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Or cap'n crunch.
Or, uh...uh...

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Captain...

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Uh...

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Captain...

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Oh, i can't think
of anymore captains
right now.

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[Slow piano music
playing]

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I won't let you down,
guys. Now hold on!

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I am going in!

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Huh? Ha ha!
How am i doing
on the right?

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Pretty good,
pretty good.

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That's it.

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[Mumbling]

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You got it.

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Ok. All right.

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[Cracking]

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[Crashes]

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Here we are,
safe and sound.

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Oh, yay!

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I can't wait
to go to baby gap,

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In and out burger,
footlocker,

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And all
the other euphemisms
for vagina!

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Oh, my god!

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We can't get out
this way.

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Ach du lieber augustine!

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We can't get out
this way, either!

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Oh, lordy,
we trapped!
We trapped!

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[All screaming]

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[No audio]

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[All screaming]

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Foxxy: get us
the hell out of here!

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W!
Wooldoor:
if we lived here,
we'd be home by no

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You said you knew
what you were doing!

189
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I thought
the mall would
be so much fun.

190
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Well, xandir,
like the grateful dead,

191
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You've gotten us into
yet another stupid jam.

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Huh? Huh?

193
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Ehh, fuck the lot of you.

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Oh, my god,
we're all going to die!

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Holy crap!

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00:09:02,241 --> 00:09:04,410
[Stammering]

197
00:09:04,410 --> 00:09:06,145
What do we--

198
00:09:06,145 --> 00:09:07,446
What do we--

199
00:09:07,446 --> 00:09:08,748
What...

200
00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:11,784
All right,
xandir's useless.

201
00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:13,519
Everyone listen
to spanky ham.

202
00:09:13,519 --> 00:09:15,254
Now, they tell you
in the boy scouts,

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If you get lost,
stay in one place

204
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And wait for them
to find you.

205
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Stay in one place?
I prefer my boy scouts
to move around a little.

206
00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:25,231
What? We supposed
to not move

207
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Until somebody
come help us?

208
00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:28,701
That's burn victim talk!

209
00:09:28,701 --> 00:09:31,737
I'll say
we bust through this roof
and go get help!

210
00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:33,472
Oh, real brilliant,
foxxy!

211
00:09:33,472 --> 00:09:35,207
It's like 50 degre
es out there!

212
00:09:35,641 --> 00:09:36,509
You break
that window,

213
00:09:36,943 --> 00:09:38,678
It'll be 50 degree
s in here!

214
00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:41,280
Oh, my god!
That's, like,
jacket weather,

215
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And all we have
are these t-Shirts!

216
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Screw all y'all!
I am going for help.

217
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Stand back!

218
00:09:47,353 --> 00:09:49,522
Don't even think
about it, foxxy!

219
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Oh, my god!
He gots a puerto-Rican
credit card!

220
00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:56,462
,
all right, hero,
let's not do anything
you're going to regret

221
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T,
because if you want
to do something
you're going to regre

222
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There's 220 pounds of
it right here!

223
00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:06,439
Shut it! From now on,
we're all going
to listen to spanky.

224
00:10:06,872 --> 00:10:09,475
Think of this van
as a public high school
graduation--

225
00:10:09,475 --> 00:10:13,379
Nobody is going anywhere.

226
00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:14,680
[Knock on door]

227
00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:16,849
.
Please, ma'am,
you've gotta sign for this

228
00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:18,584
Otherwise, you'll have
to pick it up

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00:10:18,584 --> 00:10:19,885
At the distribution center.

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[Narrating]
satan was relentless
in pursuit of my soul.

231
00:10:22,488 --> 00:10:24,223
I had to stall
until the clerical error

232
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Made by some
affirmative action hire
in heaven was corrected!

233
00:10:27,693 --> 00:10:28,995
Come on!

234
00:10:33,332 --> 00:10:35,067
[Grunting]

235
00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:39,405
Ow! Oh!

236
00:10:39,405 --> 00:10:40,706
[Groans and gasps]

237
00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:43,309
[Screams and grunts]

238
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:46,779
Yes! What's
the matter, satan?
Tire yourself out

239
00:10:46,779 --> 00:10:49,815
?
Inventing foreskins,
salsa dancing
and rachael ray's face

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00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:53,285
Captain hero, narrating:
people weren't happy that
spanky and i were in control,

241
00:10:53,285 --> 00:10:55,888
But i was determined
to save their lives--

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Even though nobody
ever really dies.

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Observe.

244
00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:01,093
Ohh!

245
00:11:03,262 --> 00:11:04,997
Now, you try!

246
00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:10,636
One of us has
to get out that window
and go get help!

247
00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:13,673
No one's going anywher
e as long as hero has
that gun.

248
00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:24,517
Then we gots to get
that gun away from him.

249
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,686
But how?

250
00:11:27,119 --> 00:11:30,156
Mmm.

251
00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:31,457
Mmm.

252
00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:33,626
[Gagging]

253
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:41,867
I gots it!
One of us has gots
to seduce him.

254
00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:44,904
Oh, mr. Captain,
you're so big und strong!

255
00:11:45,337 --> 00:11:48,374
Please for teach me
to wrestle with
our shirts off, hmm?

256
00:11:48,808 --> 00:11:52,278
Is there anybody out there
who didn't think that
this would go gay?

257
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,579
Ah!

258
00:11:53,579 --> 00:11:55,748
[Both moaning]

259
00:11:55,748 --> 00:11:57,049
[Boings]

260
00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:58,350
[Screams]

261
00:11:58,350 --> 00:11:59,218
[Grunts]

262
00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:03,122
!
Mr. Vandergelden,
you're trying to seduce me

263
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:04,857
[Kisses]

264
00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:07,026
It's working!
It's working!

265
00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:10,496
Wooldoor's going to have
that gun for us in no time!

266
00:12:13,099 --> 00:12:15,267
Psst, foxxy,
do you have a rubber?

267
00:12:15,701 --> 00:12:18,304
What? You mean
you ain't seduced him yet?

268
00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:21,774
Some of us still care
about a little thing
called romance!

269
00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:25,244
Oh, damn it!
I'll just do it myself.

270
00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:27,413
Hero, i want that gun.

271
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,714
If you want
this gun,

272
00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:32,618
You'll have
to pry it out of
my cold, dead hand.

273
00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:39,125
Aw! Why did
i keep my gun in
my bob dole hand?

274
00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:45,631
Everybody stand back,
'cause the foxxy's gonna
go get help.

275
00:12:45,631 --> 00:12:48,234
[Gunshots]

276
00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:51,270
Wait, foxxy,
if we don't make it,

277
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,873
Take these letters
to my parents.

278
00:12:53,873 --> 00:12:56,909
Uh...these are
scrabble letters.

279
00:12:56,909 --> 00:12:58,210
I know, i stole them
from their house.

280
00:12:58,644 --> 00:12:59,945
Sometimes i steal
when i get nervous.

281
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:01,247
By the way,
here's your watch.

282
00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:03,849
Wooldoor,
you is a good man.

283
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:07,319
I'm gonna need you
to keep things
under control

284
00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:09,488
Until i get back!
Is you up for it?

285
00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:11,223
I'll do my best
for you, foxxy.

286
00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:14,693
Even though i'm nervous!
Oh, here's your watch again.

287
00:13:14,693 --> 00:13:17,296
Godspeed, foxxy love!

288
00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:30,309
[Beeping]

289
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:32,478
[Wind howling]

290
00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:39,418
[All shivering]

291
00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:41,153
You pathetic fool!

292
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,888
Now we're all
gonna die!

293
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:44,623
Even me?

294
00:13:44,623 --> 00:13:46,792
No, not you, excludey.

295
00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:49,829
Now, here's a blanket
and a thermos of
delicious hot cocoa.

296
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,564
Ohh.

297
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:55,901
She'll be back soo
n. Real soon.

298
00:14:02,741 --> 00:14:04,043
[Grunts]
oh, boy,

299
00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:05,344
This is the worst
delivery since

300
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:07,513
My wife's miscarriage.
[Rim shot]

301
00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:09,248
Nyah-Nyah nyah
nyah-Nyah nyah!

302
00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:11,417
Come and get me,
satan!

303
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:13,152
Oh, i will come
and get you!

304
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:14,887
Just sign
for this package.

305
00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:17,489
[Gasps]

306
00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:19,658
[Panting]

307
00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:23,128
[Grunts]

308
00:14:25,731 --> 00:14:27,466
Oh! Hmm.

309
00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,539
[Screams]

310
00:14:33,973 --> 00:14:35,708
[Laughs]
missed me!

311
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,744
[Gasps]
very impressive.

312
00:14:38,744 --> 00:14:41,780
I guess i didn't account
for your supernatural powers.

313
00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:43,949
Nah, i don't have
supernatural powers.

314
00:14:43,949 --> 00:14:45,684
I just knew about
those booby traps

315
00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:48,287
'Cause i've seen
home alonelike
a hundred times.

316
00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:50,890
Watching that adorable kid
in the movie, heh,

317
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,492
Is the closest thing
me and my wife will get

318
00:14:53,492 --> 00:14:56,095
To having a real son.
[Rim shot]

319
00:14:58,264 --> 00:14:59,565
[Narrating]
i should have known
there was no way

320
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,167
A mere mortal could escape
from the prince of lies.

321
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:05,638
You have defeated me,
dark lord!

322
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:08,674
Wow, i haven't been
called dark lord
since college.

323
00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:10,843
I totally nailed
a black chick once.

324
00:15:11,277 --> 00:15:13,012
I shall sign!

325
00:15:13,445 --> 00:15:16,482
[Weeping and sniffling]

326
00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:17,783
Super-Duper!

327
00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:20,386
Satan, i acknowledge you
as my master.

328
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:23,422
I will do anything
you ask of me, anything!

329
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:24,723
Anything? Wow,

330
00:15:25,157 --> 00:15:27,326
This must be
what it's like
to be al roker.

331
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:31,230
Mall security!
Mall security!
Please, please!

332
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:32,531
I need some security!

333
00:15:32,965 --> 00:15:35,567
[Narrating]
i had to find help,
and nothing could stop me!

334
00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:39,038
Absolutely noth--
Whoo, is that a hot topic?

335
00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:42,508
Ooh, i hear they got
officially licensed
drawn togethermerchandise!

336
00:15:46,845 --> 00:15:49,448
Hot topic!
They got everything

337
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,617
A suicidal preteen
could want!

338
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:53,352
Except for parents
who listen.

339
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,388
Where do you got
yourdrawn together
merchandise?

340
00:15:56,822 --> 00:15:57,690
Drawn to what now?

341
00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:00,292
It's a show on the box
you get for free

342
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,027
When the streets
is on fire.

343
00:16:03,762 --> 00:16:06,365
I'm on that show.
Heh heh heh!

344
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,968
You never heard
of foxxy brown?

345
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,570
What about wooldorf,
or ploop?

346
00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:15,474
Hmm. Maybe we have
some of your merchandise
in the back.

347
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:19,378
Well, i'm supposed
to be getting mall security
to help my roommates,

348
00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:22,848
But i guess i could
look around real quick.

349
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,318
Hmm.

350
00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:29,788
Wow!
Theking of the hill
boredom helmet!

351
00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:41,066
Ooh, this is almost as
boring as the show itself!

352
00:16:42,368 --> 00:16:43,669
Hmm.

353
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:45,404
What the--

354
00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:48,440
[Gasps] you got plenty
ofdrawn together--

355
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:49,308
[Grunts]

356
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:52,344
Nighty night,
foxxy love.

357
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,055
[All shivering]

358
00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:04,356
So cold.

359
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:06,959
So...very cold.

360
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:10,429
Just hold on.
Foxxy will be back
real soon.

361
00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:11,730
Oh, yeah, right,
the 2 things

362
00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:13,032
Black folks
excel at--

363
00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:16,068
Winter sports
and getting places
in a timely fashion.

364
00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:16,935
Both: woof!

365
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,104
Don't listen
to them, guys.

366
00:17:19,104 --> 00:17:20,406
Foxxy won't
let us down.

367
00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:29,515
I'm beginning to think
she may be dead!

368
00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:32,117
T!
[Gasps]
don't ever say tha

369
00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:33,419
How dare you
slap me

370
00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:36,455
Without having
the decency
to do me first!

371
00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:39,925
Or during!
Or after!
Or now?

372
00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:41,660
Last chance.

373
00:17:42,094 --> 00:17:44,696
Starting now!
Or now.

374
00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:47,299
Door's still
open. Ok, then,

375
00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:50,769
You lost
your chance.
Starting now!

376
00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:54,239
No? Ok, fine.
Come on, ling-Ling,

377
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:56,842
I know when
we're not wanted.

378
00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:58,143
How about now?

379
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,613
Hey, ass munchers,
can we share in your fire?

380
00:18:01,613 --> 00:18:04,650
Fine. You want
to share our fire?

381
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:06,385
You bring something
to burn.

382
00:18:11,156 --> 00:18:13,759
Guys, hey!
What are you doing?

383
00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:15,928
We're burning
your dummy!

384
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,530
No, you can't!
He's allergic to fire!

385
00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:20,265
I don't want to die
like this!

386
00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:22,434
I want to die
in a jet ski accident.

387
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:24,603
Still got it.
Ha-Cha-Cha.

388
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:26,772
I won't let you
kill him!
[Grunts]

389
00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:28,507
[Screams]

390
00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:30,242
[Grunts]

391
00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:31,977
[Groaning]

392
00:18:32,411 --> 00:18:34,146
Xandir,
you gotta help me!

393
00:18:34,580 --> 00:18:36,315
[Groaning]

394
00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:39,785
Come on, man!
They'll listen to you!

395
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,954
[Groaning]

396
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:45,424
Jesus, xandir,
you're the troop leader!

397
00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:47,593
I'm the troop leader?

398
00:18:48,026 --> 00:18:50,629
My decision's...wrong.

399
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:52,798
Must run away.
[Stammering]

400
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,099
Run, xandir, run!

401
00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:55,834
Wait, where are you going?

402
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,304
No!

403
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,039
No, i'm just a toddler!

404
00:19:01,039 --> 00:19:02,341
He drew lines
on my mouth!

405
00:19:02,774 --> 00:19:05,811
That's just what a dummy
or a toddler would say.

406
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:08,847
You done good, kids.
You done good.

407
00:19:08,847 --> 00:19:11,016
[Screaming
indistinctly]

408
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:14,052
No, wait!

409
00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:18,390
Stay with me!
Fight, damn it!

410
00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:20,125
You're tough!
I'm tough.

411
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:21,860
You're tenacious!
I'm tenacious.

412
00:19:22,294 --> 00:19:24,029
You don't know
the meaning
of the word quit!

413
00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:26,198
I don't even the meaning
of the word tenacious.

414
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:28,367
[Laughter]

415
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,741
You idiot!

416
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:37,910
That was the last
of our water!

417
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,211
And we have
no more matches!

418
00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:41,813
Oh, my god!
You're all going to die!

419
00:19:42,247 --> 00:19:46,585
This van just got
a whole lot sexier.

420
00:19:46,585 --> 00:19:48,754
[Somber classical music playing]

421
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,902
[Wind howling]

422
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,107
Wooldoor: ha-Cha-Cha!

423
00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:47,312
[Lively classical music
playing]

424
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:50,349
[Chorus vocalizing]

425
00:20:51,305 --> 00:21:51,396
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