1 00:00:01,735 --> 00:00:04,337 Chorus: ♪♪ ooh ee, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪♪ 2 00:00:04,337 --> 00:00:06,506 ♪♪ drawn together babies ♪♪ 3 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:09,109 ♪♪ we're cute little girls and boys ♪♪ 4 00:00:09,109 --> 00:00:12,579 ♪♪ we use imagination like athletes use steroids ♪♪ 5 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:13,880 I like to follow the rules. 6 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:15,181 I think tolerance is cool. 7 00:00:15,181 --> 00:00:16,049 Yeah, familiness! 8 00:00:16,049 --> 00:00:16,916 And cleanliness! 9 00:00:17,350 --> 00:00:18,218 I love my chastity. 10 00:00:18,218 --> 00:00:19,085 E. No goofin' round for m 11 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:20,387 I like cars and girls! 12 00:00:20,387 --> 00:00:22,555 I like to sleep on my stomach. 13 00:00:22,555 --> 00:00:23,857 And i'm also in this song. 14 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:28,194 ♪♪ drawn together babies, we poopy in our beds ♪♪ 15 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:30,363 ♪♪ we are so adorable ♪♪ 16 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:32,098 ♪♪ you'll want to smash our heads in ♪♪ 17 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:36,002 ♪♪ drawn together babies ♪♪ 18 00:00:39,472 --> 00:00:43,376 Hey, guys! Look what grandpa taught me. 19 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:44,677 Ugh! 20 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:48,581 Cool! Just like wacky wall walkers! 21 00:00:48,581 --> 00:00:49,883 [Grunts] 22 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:52,052 Hey, spanky, let's race. 23 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:52,919 [Splatters] 24 00:00:53,353 --> 00:00:55,088 I don't know. That seems unsanitary. 25 00:00:55,088 --> 00:00:57,257 Foxxy, how about you? 26 00:00:57,257 --> 00:00:59,426 A'ight, but i'm real shy. 27 00:00:59,426 --> 00:01:02,028 So won't you please pretend i'm the genocide in sudan 28 00:01:02,028 --> 00:01:03,763 And turn your head? 29 00:01:03,763 --> 00:01:05,065 What's a genocide? 30 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,667 How should i know? I'm just a baby. 31 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:08,968 [Tearing] 32 00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:12,005 [Cheering] 33 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:16,342 [Cheering] 34 00:01:16,342 --> 00:01:18,511 Attica! Attica! 35 00:01:18,945 --> 00:01:21,981 Stop at once! 36 00:01:21,981 --> 00:01:23,283 I'm telling mommy. 37 00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:26,319 You're such a tattletale, you adopted homo! 38 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:28,054 I was not adopted! 39 00:01:28,488 --> 00:01:29,789 [Grunting] 40 00:01:30,223 --> 00:01:33,259 Children, are you being naughty? 41 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:34,127 Uh-Uh. Nuh-Uh. 42 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:35,862 Why don't you ever pick us up, mommy? 43 00:01:35,862 --> 00:01:37,597 Uhh! Ugh! 44 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:39,766 They threw their diapers against the wall. 45 00:01:39,766 --> 00:01:41,935 You should punish them with severe force. 46 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:44,537 Then maybe they will love you like i do. 47 00:01:44,537 --> 00:01:46,272 [Sniffs] 48 00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:48,007 Oh, god. I love you so much. 49 00:01:48,007 --> 00:01:51,044 Remember, kids, lying is wrong. 50 00:01:51,044 --> 00:01:53,213 . All: we're sorry, mommy 51 00:01:53,646 --> 00:01:55,815 Kids, this is charlotte, your baby-Sitter. 52 00:01:55,815 --> 00:01:57,550 Hi,drawn togetherbabies. 53 00:01:57,550 --> 00:01:59,285 Now, you be good little boys and girls-- 54 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:00,587 And one adopted homo-- 55 00:02:00,587 --> 00:02:03,189 While mommy and daddy are at court-Ordered therapy. 56 00:02:03,189 --> 00:02:04,924 Man: sweetie, i don't want to be late, 57 00:02:04,924 --> 00:02:06,226 So could you move your fat ass? 58 00:02:06,659 --> 00:02:08,828 Shut the hell up, you drunken, unemployed bastard! 59 00:02:08,828 --> 00:02:10,130 You're gonna wake up sid! 60 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,298 [Flies buzzing] 61 00:02:14,033 --> 00:02:18,371 Uh, mrs. Baby-Sitter, do you want to play with us and our imag-- 62 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,106 Listen up, you little bastards! 63 00:02:20,540 --> 00:02:21,841 My boyfriend chad huffington, 64 00:02:21,841 --> 00:02:24,878 Heir to the huffington pants fortune, is coming over, 65 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:27,046 So you assholes better shut the hell up 66 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,215 And stay in your fucking rooms. 67 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:31,818 Y don't worry, ma'am. I'll patrol the hallwa 68 00:02:31,818 --> 00:02:33,553 And make sure theystay put. 69 00:02:33,553 --> 00:02:36,589 Spoken like a true ass-Kissing adopted homo. 70 00:02:38,758 --> 00:02:40,059 This baby-Sitter's even worse than the one 71 00:02:40,059 --> 00:02:42,228 Who liked to tickle us with her cigarette. 72 00:02:42,228 --> 00:02:44,397 Aww. I'm not ready to go to bed. 73 00:02:44,397 --> 00:02:45,698 Me neither! 74 00:02:45,698 --> 00:02:47,433 Guys, we don't have to go to bed. 75 00:02:47,867 --> 00:02:48,735 I got a plan. 76 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:51,337 [Flatulence] 77 00:02:51,771 --> 00:02:52,639 Now, let's go over the plan. 78 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:53,940 Xandir. 79 00:02:54,374 --> 00:02:56,109 Captain hero is patrolling these hallways. 80 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:59,579 At precisely 9:16, when he turns down this corridor, 81 00:02:59,579 --> 00:03:01,748 I'll signal you by shouting like some slutty cheerleader 82 00:03:01,748 --> 00:03:03,917 When i give her the shocker! 83 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:05,218 Good. And clara? 84 00:03:05,218 --> 00:03:06,519 To make the baby-Sitter come, 85 00:03:06,519 --> 00:03:08,254 I'll cry even louder than daddy 86 00:03:08,254 --> 00:03:10,857 After he found out about black daddy. 87 00:03:10,857 --> 00:03:13,026 And i'll trigger the trap. And walter saget? 88 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,195 I'll knock her in the closet after she falls in. 89 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,797 Guys, this won't work. The truck is not lined up with the closet-- 90 00:03:18,231 --> 00:03:19,532 All: and break! 91 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:29,509 Ooh, shocker! Ohh! 92 00:03:29,509 --> 00:03:31,678 The pinky action iswhat makes it so unique! 93 00:03:32,111 --> 00:03:32,979 Oh, my god! 94 00:03:33,413 --> 00:03:34,714 Mrs. Drawn together, you whore! 95 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:38,184 And, tyrone, i paid you to kill her, not fuck her! 96 00:03:38,184 --> 00:03:41,221 Hey, dickwads, i thought i told you to-- 97 00:03:41,654 --> 00:03:43,389 Whoa! [Screaming] 98 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:51,074 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP 99 00:03:56,803 --> 00:03:58,104 [Crying] 100 00:03:58,104 --> 00:03:59,839 When captain hero finds out about this, 101 00:03:59,839 --> 00:04:01,574 He's gonna tell mommy and daddy. 102 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:03,743 We're going to be in so much trouble! 103 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:05,478 I can't go back to the timeout room! 104 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:06,779 I won't go back! 105 00:04:06,779 --> 00:04:08,081 No! 106 00:04:08,514 --> 00:04:09,816 [Whimpers] 107 00:04:09,816 --> 00:04:11,551 Now, y'all, we gotta stay calm! 108 00:04:11,551 --> 00:04:13,720 Let's not act like we never done this before. 109 00:04:15,021 --> 00:04:15,888 [Doorbell] 110 00:04:15,888 --> 00:04:17,190 Oh, my god! Who's that? 111 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:18,925 D, it must be the baby-Sitter's boyfrien 112 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:20,660 Chad huffington. 113 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:22,829 Heir to the huffington pants fortune? 114 00:04:22,829 --> 00:04:24,564 The same. 115 00:04:24,564 --> 00:04:25,431 What are we gonna do? 116 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:26,733 Both: i got a plan! 117 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:28,034 I had a plan first. 118 00:04:28,034 --> 00:04:29,769 No, i said i had a plan first! 119 00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:31,938 Well, both of you seem equally qualified, 120 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,239 But i say we listen to foxxy, 121 00:04:33,239 --> 00:04:34,974 Since black people deserve a helping hand. 122 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:42,782 And that is how princess clara learned to hate the coloreds. 123 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:44,951 Ok, here's what we gonna do. 124 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:46,252 We gonna take care of the body. 125 00:04:46,686 --> 00:04:47,987 You guys get rid of chad. 126 00:04:48,421 --> 00:04:49,289 [All gasp] [weapons click] 127 00:04:49,722 --> 00:04:53,626 D. Not the african country. The baby-Sitter's boyfrien 128 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:54,927 All: aww. 129 00:04:54,927 --> 00:04:55,795 [Gunshot] 130 00:04:55,795 --> 00:04:58,398 Charlotte? Are you there, charlotte? 131 00:04:58,398 --> 00:05:00,566 It's me, chad huffington, 132 00:05:00,566 --> 00:05:02,302 Heir to the huffington pants fortune. 133 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:05,338 [High-Pitched voice] i'm right here, baby. Keep your pants on. 134 00:05:05,772 --> 00:05:06,639 Ha ha ha. 135 00:05:07,073 --> 00:05:09,676 Darling! Wherever have you been? 136 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:13,146 He wants to know where we've been. What do i tell him? 137 00:05:13,579 --> 00:05:14,881 Tell him we went to get a haircut. 138 00:05:14,881 --> 00:05:16,616 Don't you think he'd notice if she got a haircut? 139 00:05:16,616 --> 00:05:19,218 Hurry up! You're so heavy. Just say something! 140 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:20,953 Where was i, you ask? 141 00:05:21,387 --> 00:05:23,122 Why, i was making boom-Boom. 142 00:05:23,122 --> 00:05:26,159 Oh. Well, you look smashing! 143 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,761 And i love what you've done with your feet. 144 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:33,099 Uh-Oh! 145 00:05:33,099 --> 00:05:36,569 Um, why don't we sit down on the couch, mr. Huffington? 146 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:42,208 Oh, so clumsy of me. Excuse me. 147 00:05:42,208 --> 00:05:43,509 Oh, charlotte... 148 00:05:45,244 --> 00:05:46,979 Eww! Grown-Up yuck mouth! 149 00:05:47,413 --> 00:05:49,582 Oh, charlotte, i know what this is about. 150 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:52,185 You still want me to tell my parents about you. 151 00:05:53,052 --> 00:05:54,787 Ok... 152 00:05:54,787 --> 00:05:57,824 Well, you're right. It's time, baby. 153 00:05:57,824 --> 00:06:00,860 Let's tell my parentseverything. 154 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:03,029 Ok... 155 00:06:04,764 --> 00:06:06,499 Ooh, what was that? 156 00:06:06,499 --> 00:06:07,367 Let's do it, chad. 157 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,969 The 5 of us should have a talk with your parents. 158 00:06:09,969 --> 00:06:11,270 Great! 159 00:06:11,270 --> 00:06:14,307 You know what'd go smashing with that trench coat? 160 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:15,608 Pants! 161 00:06:15,608 --> 00:06:18,644 Pants--They're not jus t for chimps anymore. 162 00:06:22,982 --> 00:06:23,850 [All grunt] 163 00:06:23,850 --> 00:06:25,585 We're almost home free. 164 00:06:26,018 --> 00:06:26,886 [All gasp] 165 00:06:27,320 --> 00:06:29,055 Where do you think you're going? 166 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:31,224 And what do we have in that chest? 167 00:06:31,657 --> 00:06:33,393 Captain hero, wait! 168 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:37,730 Oh, please don't look. I's so embarrassed. 169 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:40,333 Oh, you've got nothing to be embarrassed about. 170 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:42,068 You're body is kickin' ’’, dawg. 171 00:06:43,369 --> 00:06:45,104 If you like that taste of chocolate, 172 00:06:45,104 --> 00:06:48,574 I could give you a tour of the whole factory. 173 00:06:49,876 --> 00:06:50,743 Ohh! 174 00:06:52,044 --> 00:06:55,081 Ohh! Whoa! 175 00:06:55,081 --> 00:07:01,587 And that is how foxxy love became awhore. 176 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:04,190 Hero, we gonna be running along now. 177 00:07:04,190 --> 00:07:05,925 Later! 178 00:07:07,226 --> 00:07:11,564 Hey, look at that! My pee-Pee bone is back. 179 00:07:11,564 --> 00:07:15,468 Oh, chad, that tramp is clearly after your money! 180 00:07:15,468 --> 00:07:18,938 But, mother, this is the woman i love. 181 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:20,673 Man: love? Ha! 182 00:07:20,673 --> 00:07:21,974 [Inhaling] 183 00:07:25,011 --> 00:07:27,180 You don't even kno w what love is. 184 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:30,216 Shut your mouth, my rebellious brother chase! 185 00:07:30,216 --> 00:07:32,819 And would you put on some pants, for god sake? 186 00:07:32,819 --> 00:07:34,554 Pants? Ha! 187 00:07:34,554 --> 00:07:35,855 [Inhales] 188 00:07:37,156 --> 00:07:39,325 I don't even know what pants is. 189 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:43,663 Chad, no son of mine will be involved with trash. 190 00:07:43,663 --> 00:07:45,832 Either end this right now, or you're no longer 191 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:48,434 Heir to the huffington pants fortune. 192 00:07:48,434 --> 00:07:49,302 So be it. 193 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,037 Oh, chad, what are you doing? 194 00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:53,639 What we have is worth much more than money. 195 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:56,676 Charlotte, will you marry me? 196 00:07:56,676 --> 00:08:00,146 Will you excuse us for just a moment? 197 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:03,182 We'll have a spring wedding with garlands. 198 00:08:03,182 --> 00:08:05,785 Oh, this is so romantic. 199 00:08:05,785 --> 00:08:06,652 What? Are you people insane? 200 00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:08,387 We're 4 babies in a trench coat. 201 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:10,122 We have to get out of here! 202 00:08:10,122 --> 00:08:12,291 We murdered someone today! 203 00:08:12,291 --> 00:08:13,593 Ling-Ling's right. 204 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:15,761 We can't give up on our one chance at true love. 205 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,341 [Asian music plays] 206 00:08:30,076 --> 00:08:33,112 Oh, chad, of course i'll marry you. 207 00:08:33,546 --> 00:08:36,582 [Gasps] 208 00:08:36,582 --> 00:08:38,751 Like a retard swimming at the y., 209 00:08:38,751 --> 00:08:40,486 It's time to dump in the pool. 210 00:08:40,486 --> 00:08:41,787 Push! 211 00:08:43,089 --> 00:08:45,691 Won't mommy and daddy see the body in the pool? 212 00:08:45,691 --> 00:08:47,860 Ohh, the vacuum will take care of that. 213 00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:50,463 And besides, mommy and daddy haven't gone swimming 214 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:52,632 Since the pool's been integrated. 215 00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:54,800 [Rap music playing] [siren wails] 216 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:57,403 Aww, crap! Her hand is stuck! 217 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:01,307 . Ok. I'll do it 218 00:09:02,608 --> 00:09:04,777 [Gasps and screams] 219 00:09:04,777 --> 00:09:07,380 Holy fucking shit, she's alive! 220 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:10,216 [All screaming] 221 00:09:11,951 --> 00:09:13,686 Oh, my god. The dead baby-Sitter, 222 00:09:13,686 --> 00:09:14,987 We almost drownded her. 223 00:09:15,421 --> 00:09:17,156 Rescue hook coming through! 224 00:09:17,156 --> 00:09:18,024 [Screams] 225 00:09:18,457 --> 00:09:20,192 What the hell are you doing? 226 00:09:20,192 --> 00:09:23,663 She has to die. She knows our faces. 227 00:09:25,831 --> 00:09:27,567 It's the only way! 228 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,302 You'll thank me for this later! 229 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:31,904 This is what's best for everyone, 230 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:34,507 With the obvious exception of her! 231 00:09:40,146 --> 00:09:41,013 [Vacuum gurgles] 232 00:09:41,447 --> 00:09:44,050 I've taken a life. 233 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:47,086 I feel a black void growing in my soul, 234 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:50,990 An infinite darkness that can never be filled. 235 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:57,063 [Grunting] 236 00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:58,798 [Gulps] 237 00:09:59,231 --> 00:10:00,099 Void filled! [Glass breaks] 238 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:05,304 And that is how toot became a one-Dimensional fat joke. 239 00:10:05,304 --> 00:10:07,039 Man: your face is a fat joke! 240 00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:10,509 No. Yours is. 241 00:10:11,811 --> 00:10:14,413 Oh, chad, our wedding was so perfect. 242 00:10:15,281 --> 00:10:16,582 Ahh, damn it, spanky. 243 00:10:16,582 --> 00:10:17,450 We have to get out of here 244 00:10:17,883 --> 00:10:19,619 Before mommy and daddy come home. 245 00:10:20,052 --> 00:10:21,787 Uhh. Let a man take care of this. 246 00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:23,956 Ahh, why don't you run along 247 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:25,257 On your daily walk to the coffee shop? 248 00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:27,860 Heh heh heh. Ohh, there. 249 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:29,161 Now we can go home and... 250 00:10:31,330 --> 00:10:33,065 Ohh, what are you doing here, 251 00:10:33,065 --> 00:10:34,367 Chad's rebellious brother chase? 252 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,969 I should be askin' you the same thing. 253 00:10:37,403 --> 00:10:39,572 I thoughtwewere gonna be together. 254 00:10:42,174 --> 00:10:44,343 No. No, we're with chad! 255 00:10:44,343 --> 00:10:47,813 Oh, sure. Chad can give you a stable, boring life. 256 00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:49,982 But can he give you this? 257 00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:51,717 Uh, mm. 258 00:10:51,717 --> 00:10:53,452 Mmm. Mmm. 259 00:10:55,187 --> 00:10:56,922 Wow. 260 00:10:56,922 --> 00:10:59,525 And that is how xandir 261 00:10:59,525 --> 00:11:04,296 Became ahomo. 262 00:11:04,296 --> 00:11:06,899 Ohh, that was incredible. 263 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,068 Chase is right. Chad gives us stability, 264 00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:11,237 But none of that means anything without passion. 265 00:11:11,237 --> 00:11:13,406 I think we know what we have to do. 266 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,948 ♪♪ ling-Ling want to sex you up ♪♪ 267 00:11:22,948 --> 00:11:24,684 ♪♪ tick tock, you don't stop ♪♪ 268 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,419 Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you so much. 269 00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:27,720 Arigato.Thank you. 270 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:29,889 Chad's rebellious brother chase, 271 00:11:29,889 --> 00:11:32,491 We've decided to leave chad and run away with you. 272 00:11:32,491 --> 00:11:34,226 Oh, char. 273 00:11:34,226 --> 00:11:35,961 Honey! I forgot my wallet. 274 00:11:35,961 --> 00:11:37,263 [Gasps] 275 00:11:37,263 --> 00:11:40,733 Charlotte? My rebellious brother chase? 276 00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:42,468 Me? 277 00:11:44,203 --> 00:11:45,504 [Flatulence] 278 00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:46,806 Guys, we'll be scot-Free 279 00:11:47,239 --> 00:11:48,541 As long as we keep our mouth shut. 280 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,276 Mouths shut about what? 281 00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:51,577 Uh, nothing. 282 00:11:51,577 --> 00:11:52,878 We weren't talking about anything. 283 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:54,613 Murder? Who said anything about murder? 284 00:11:55,915 --> 00:11:58,517 Walter, how would you like to come play with me 285 00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:01,120 On my sit 'n spin? 286 00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:04,156 Walter's gonna rat us out. 287 00:12:04,156 --> 00:12:05,458 We got to move the body to somewhere 288 00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:07,626 Captain hero would never find it. 289 00:12:07,626 --> 00:12:09,361 Then put it in your g-Spot. 290 00:12:09,361 --> 00:12:11,097 [Both giggling] 291 00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:14,567 What's a g-Spot? 292 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,169 How should i know? I'm just a baby. 293 00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:20,639 How could you? And with my rebellious brother chase? 294 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:22,374 Charlotte's coming with me, 295 00:12:22,374 --> 00:12:25,845 'Cause she's carrying... [inhales] 296 00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:27,580 My unborn child. 297 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,050 [Gasps] 298 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:32,351 Xandir, ling-Ling, clara, and spanky: we're pregnant? 299 00:12:32,351 --> 00:12:34,520 Ling-Ling: ♪♪ dum dum dum ♪♪ 300 00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:37,556 You bastard! It could be my baby! 301 00:12:37,556 --> 00:12:40,593 You son of a bitch, take that back! 302 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:41,894 [Both grunting] 303 00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:44,497 [Grunting] 304 00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:47,533 Oh, my god! Chad! Chad's rebellious brother chase! 305 00:12:47,533 --> 00:12:49,702 Stop it! They're gonna kill each other! 306 00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:51,871 I don't want our baby growing up without a father. 307 00:12:54,039 --> 00:12:55,341 Quick, spanky, pee on the floor. 308 00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:56,642 Are you crazy? 309 00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:57,943 I'm not supposed to pee outside my diaper. 310 00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,245 Mommy says so. 311 00:12:59,245 --> 00:13:00,546 Trust me. I know what i'm doing. 312 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:03,149 I'm sorry, urine fairy. 313 00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:11,824 Ohh. Yeah. [Urinating] 314 00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:15,294 Oh, yeah. Hey, hey! That feels kinda nice. 315 00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:21,367 And that is how spanky came to love 316 00:13:21,367 --> 00:13:23,969 The wonderful world of excrement, 317 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:26,138 Almost as much as i do. 318 00:13:27,873 --> 00:13:30,910 Ready! 319 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,115 My water broke! 320 00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:37,850 Oh, my god. 321 00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:39,151 We have to get her to the hospital. 322 00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:41,320 Chase: don't forge t the birthing mix! The birthing mix! 323 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,055 Oh, my! Let's go! Let's go! 324 00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:48,260 Uh, guys, did you forget something? 325 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:49,562 Both: sorry. 326 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,730 [Laugh track and applause] 327 00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:56,936 So, walter saget, i don't suppose you know anything 328 00:13:56,936 --> 00:13:59,104 About that missing baby-Sitter. 329 00:13:59,104 --> 00:13:59,972 How should i know? 330 00:13:59,972 --> 00:14:02,575 I'm just an innocent and pure little baby. 331 00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:04,743 Maybe she went to wash out her dirty snatch. 332 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,478 I don't feel so good. 333 00:14:08,214 --> 00:14:12,117 Hurry up, foxxy! Walter's no match for the sit 'n spin! 334 00:14:12,117 --> 00:14:14,286 I'm trying, but the bitch is stuck! 335 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,021 [Inhales] 336 00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:18,624 [Sonar beeping] 337 00:14:18,624 --> 00:14:20,359 [Cow moos] 338 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,094 If you tell me everything, i can talk to the d.A. 339 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:23,829 About extenuating circumstances. 340 00:14:23,829 --> 00:14:26,432 Extenuating circumstances? What's that mean? 341 00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:29,034 How am i supposed to know? I'm a goddamn baby! 342 00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:32,938 What the hell took you so long? 343 00:14:32,938 --> 00:14:35,975 She was stuck, but i got some help from my animal friends. 344 00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:38,577 Thanks, flipper. Thanks, tori spelling. 345 00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:40,746 Congratulations on the baby! 346 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:42,915 Quick! Let's get that body out of here! 347 00:14:42,915 --> 00:14:44,650 Now tell me what i wanna know! 348 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:46,385 Tell me what i wanna know! 349 00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:50,723 Ok! Ok! We killed the baby-Sitter and dumped her in the pool. 350 00:14:51,156 --> 00:14:52,892 Killed her? I knew it! 351 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:53,759 [Screaming] 352 00:14:54,193 --> 00:14:55,928 [Grunts] 353 00:14:55,928 --> 00:14:58,097 [Mumbling] 354 00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:00,266 Whee! 355 00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:02,434 Whee? Why the hell did you say, "whee"? 356 00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:04,603 You damaged my internal organs on the sit 'n spin. 357 00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:06,338 I have to make that sound every 30 seconds, 358 00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:08,507 Or i'll drown in my own bile. 359 00:15:08,507 --> 00:15:11,110 [Gurgling] 360 00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:12,845 Whee! 361 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:15,447 T and that's how walter sage 362 00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:18,918 Became wooldoor saget. 363 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,255 [Grunting] 364 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,593 Would you put down them funyuns 365 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,328 And help me pull this bitch? 366 00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:31,931 [Gasps] hey! Them ain't yo' funyuns! 367 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,666 Them's foxxy funyuns. 368 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:38,437 And that is how foxxy learned that them ain't your funyuns, 369 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:41,907 Them's foxxy's funyuns. 370 00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:44,076 Well, it looks like we made it. 371 00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:47,112 We totally safe until i turn around and bump into-- 372 00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:48,847 [Gasps] captain hero! 373 00:15:48,847 --> 00:15:50,582 Like when daddy plays with mommy on her woman week, 374 00:15:51,016 --> 00:15:52,751 I've caught you red-Handed! 375 00:15:52,751 --> 00:15:53,619 Goddamn it! 376 00:15:54,053 --> 00:15:55,354 When mommy and daddy get back-- 377 00:15:55,354 --> 00:15:56,655 [Grunts] 378 00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:01,427 Walter? What happened to your face? 379 00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:03,862 What the fuck happened to your face? 380 00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,602 You're doing great, honey. Just relax. 381 00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:11,904 Breathe. [Inhales] breathe, honey. 382 00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:14,506 Don't you tell the mother of my child what to do. 383 00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:17,543 Don'tyoutell the mother ofmychild what to do! 384 00:16:17,543 --> 00:16:19,278 [Both grunting] 385 00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:22,748 We are so screwed. 386 00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:29,688 Even worse, ling-Ling is only 6 centimeters dilated. 387 00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:32,291 Oh, we have no choice! They're all waiting for a baby, 388 00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:33,592 And we're gonna give 'em one. 389 00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:35,327 [Straining] 390 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,628 [Grunts] 391 00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:40,099 Does it look like me? 392 00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:42,267 Does it look like me? 393 00:16:42,267 --> 00:16:45,304 He looks more like, uh... 394 00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:48,340 Dr. Lingstein? 395 00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:51,377 Uh, dr. Lingstein think he just got paged. 396 00:16:51,377 --> 00:16:53,112 [Screams] 397 00:16:53,112 --> 00:16:55,280 Dr. Lingstein regret nothing! 398 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,016 [Thuds] 399 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,751 [Explosion] 400 00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:03,522 Can you believe it? She was cheating on both of us. 401 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:06,558 I can't believe we let this whore come between us. 402 00:17:06,558 --> 00:17:07,860 Last time i checked, 403 00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:10,462 Huffington pants had 2 legs. 404 00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:14,366 And huffingtons never turn their backs on their jeans. 405 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,101 [Both vocalizing] 406 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,608 Oh. It looks like we've lost both chad 407 00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:24,343 And chad's rebellious brother chase, 408 00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:26,078 And now, we're all alone. 409 00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:30,416 Don't worry, 4 babies in a trench coat. 410 00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:35,187 [Gasps] you knew all along? 411 00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:36,922 I'm not a complete idiot. 412 00:17:36,922 --> 00:17:40,392 Besides, it's a lot more common than you think. 413 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:41,693 Goo. 414 00:17:41,693 --> 00:17:43,862 [All gasp] 415 00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:45,597 Now, you kids run along. 416 00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:47,766 I have to perform an emergency triple bypass. 417 00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:50,803 Emergency triple bypass? What's that? 418 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:54,273 How should i know? I'm just a baby. 419 00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:56,442 [All laughing] 420 00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,478 [Woman screams] 421 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,249 You think locking me in here will stop me 422 00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:06,852 From telling mommy and daddy about-- 423 00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:07,719 [Screams] 424 00:18:08,153 --> 00:18:09,888 Captain hero is totally gonna tell on us. 425 00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:11,623 What the hell are we gonna do? 426 00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:13,358 Mom: oh, kids. Kids! 427 00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:15,094 We're home. 428 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,395 Hi, mama. Hi, daddy. 429 00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:18,997 Ok, what are you kids hiding? 430 00:18:18,997 --> 00:18:20,732 Nothing. Easter eggs. 431 00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:22,034 Our contempt for you. 432 00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:25,070 Kids, is something in that refrigerator? 433 00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:28,540 Uh, mama, wouldn't you rather take a tour 434 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:30,275 Of the chocolate factory? 435 00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,444 [Gasps] black daddy's here! 436 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:35,914 Oh, just get out of the way, you little slut. 437 00:18:37,649 --> 00:18:40,252 What are you doing in there, captain hero? 438 00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:41,987 That mo-Fo's gonna rat us out. 439 00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:44,156 Well, mommy, you're not going to believe this, 440 00:18:44,156 --> 00:18:46,325 But foxxy, toot, and wooldoor... 441 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:50,229 Were playing hide-And-Go-Seek with me. 442 00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:51,530 That's all. 443 00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:55,434 Hey, where's the baby-Sitter? 444 00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:58,470 Hello, mr. Drawn together. The others are in bed, 445 00:18:58,470 --> 00:19:00,205 But these 4 are so well-Behaved, 446 00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:01,940 I let them stay up to play. 447 00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:04,109 Listen, honey, i'll go ahe ad and take the sitter home. 448 00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:07,579 Oh, good. I've been brewing a major steamer, 449 00:19:07,579 --> 00:19:08,881 And if i don't drop it out soon, 450 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,049 It's gonna tear me to shreds. 451 00:19:11,049 --> 00:19:13,218 Why do you always have to be so disgusting? 452 00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:16,688 So, charlotte, you told your parents 453 00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:19,725 You wouldn't be home for another hour, right? 454 00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:21,894 Uh, right. Of course. 455 00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:25,797 Well, i forgot to give you a tip. 456 00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:29,701 [Squishing] 457 00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:34,039 [Crying] 458 00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:37,075 I guess this is what we get for lying. 459 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:38,810 Thanks for covering, hero. 460 00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:41,847 I guess you learned nobody likes a tattletale. 461 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,016 Yeah, right. Whatever. 462 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,185 Listen, i'm gonna be a while. 463 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:49,655 You guys run along. 464 00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:53,559 I'm gonna spend some time with my new friend. 465 00:19:53,559 --> 00:19:54,860 Ohh. 466 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:57,029 And that is how captain hero learned 467 00:19:57,462 --> 00:20:00,499 That dead bodies are game for anything. 468 00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:05,270 And i do meananything. 469 00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,005 Good night, 470 00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:10,475 And fuck you. 471 00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:18,283 Ready. [Squishing] 472 00:20:21,486 --> 00:20:23,222 [Dramatic classical music playing] 473 00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:30,162 [Engine whining] 474 00:21:01,827 --> 00:21:03,996 [Engine whining and sputtering] 475 00:21:04,305 --> 00:22:04,575 Watch Movies, TV Series and Live Sports Signup Here -> WWW.ADMITME.APP