1
00:00:01,301 --> 00:00:04,337
Boy, sis, i sure do
love quackers cereal.

2
00:00:04,337 --> 00:00:06,072
Hey, bushes don't walk.

3
00:00:06,072 --> 00:00:07,374
Nice try, quackers.

4
00:00:07,374 --> 00:00:08,675
You know
quackers cereal is for--

5
00:00:09,109 --> 00:00:11,277
Shut thefuck up
and hand over
the cereal box!

6
00:00:11,711 --> 00:00:13,013
I need that upc code!
Aah!

7
00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:15,181
Y.
Quackers,
you're acting craz

8
00:00:15,181 --> 00:00:16,483
I'll show you
fuckin' crazy!

9
00:00:16,483 --> 00:00:17,350
Uhh!

10
00:00:17,784 --> 00:00:19,085
[Splashing]

11
00:00:19,085 --> 00:00:21,254
[Gleeful panting]

12
00:00:21,254 --> 00:00:22,989
4 down. One to go.

13
00:00:22,989 --> 00:00:24,290
[Gunshot]

14
00:00:24,290 --> 00:00:25,158
Holy quap!

15
00:00:25,158 --> 00:00:27,327
[Gunfire]

16
00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:34,267
Ehh.

17
00:00:36,002 --> 00:00:39,039
Tell me where
the upc codes are.

18
00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,774
Never. You'll have
to kill me first.

19
00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:42,942
Ooh. Looks like someone
hasn't been meeting

20
00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:45,979
His daily requirement
of iron. Soggies.

21
00:00:46,846 --> 00:00:48,581
Aah! No!

22
00:00:48,581 --> 00:00:49,883
[Laughing]

23
00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:52,919
Oh, man. Quackers
is really getting
what he deserves.

24
00:00:52,919 --> 00:00:54,220
Yeah. But am i?

25
00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:00,727
.
I'm so telling mom

26
00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:05,065
[Glass shatters, news theme]

27
00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,667
Reporter: with the recent death
of beloved cereal
mascot quackers,

28
00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:09,836
A worldwide search has begun
for his replacement,

29
00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:13,740
Attracting cartoon
characters from even
the most obscure tv shows.

30
00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:16,776
It's always been
my dream to be
a cereal mascot

31
00:01:16,776 --> 00:01:18,078
And make kids happ--

32
00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:21,548
Well, i wanna be a mascot
for the fame and the fort--

33
00:01:21,548 --> 00:01:23,283
Babba-Buey. Babba-Buey.
Babba-Buey. Babba-Buey.

34
00:01:23,283 --> 00:01:25,018
[Man] when quackers'
replacement is found,

35
00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:27,187
Rainbow smoke will rise
from the smokestacks.

36
00:01:27,187 --> 00:01:29,355
In other news,
i have throat cancer,

37
00:01:29,355 --> 00:01:31,091
And i'm not doing well.

38
00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,693
And now back to your
regularly scheduled program.

39
00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:38,465
[Knock on door]

40
00:01:38,898 --> 00:01:41,067
Is this where
the auditions are?

41
00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:43,236
Don't be shy. Come in.

42
00:01:43,236 --> 00:01:46,272
I'm franken berry,
the president
of the cereal empire.

43
00:01:46,272 --> 00:01:47,574
This is tony tiger.

44
00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:50,176
And of course you know
violent retard,

45
00:01:50,176 --> 00:01:51,478
From violent
retard flakes.

46
00:01:51,911 --> 00:01:52,779
[Squelch]

47
00:01:53,213 --> 00:01:55,815
There isn't any cereal
called violent
retard flakes.

48
00:01:55,815 --> 00:01:57,117
[Whispering]
you tell him.

49
00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,418
Ok,
miss braunstein.

50
00:01:58,418 --> 00:02:00,153
Tell us
why you think

51
00:02:00,153 --> 00:02:01,888
The new face
of quackers cereal

52
00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:04,057
Should be a fat,
disgusting woman.

53
00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:07,093
Because mary lou retton
sold a buttload of wheaties.

54
00:02:07,093 --> 00:02:10,130
Maybe this is
the retardation talking,

55
00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:12,732
But i think toot
is perfect.

56
00:02:12,732 --> 00:02:14,467
Then it's berry official.

57
00:02:14,467 --> 00:02:17,937
Congratulations.
You're the new face
of quackers cereal.

58
00:02:17,937 --> 00:02:19,672
[Noisemakers blow]

59
00:02:19,672 --> 00:02:22,275
You're goddamn
right i am,
you assbags.

60
00:02:22,275 --> 00:02:23,143
Ooh, you're welcome.

61
00:02:23,576 --> 00:02:25,311
You start first thing
tomorrow morning,

62
00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:27,914
Barring of course
the sudden entrance
of someone better.

63
00:02:27,914 --> 00:02:29,215
[Footsteps patter]

64
00:02:29,215 --> 00:02:32,252
Wooldoor: hey,
where's the room
for the auditions?

65
00:02:32,252 --> 00:02:34,854
Man: uh,
down the hallway
to the left.

66
00:02:34,854 --> 00:02:36,156
No,
the other left.

67
00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:37,891
Why are you
sitting down?

68
00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:38,758
I get confused.

69
00:02:39,192 --> 00:02:40,927
Aw, for god's sake
, just follow
the arrows.

70
00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:42,228
[Door shakes]
it's locked.

71
00:02:42,662 --> 00:02:43,530
You just
gotta pull it.

72
00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:44,397
I am pulling it.

73
00:02:44,397 --> 00:02:45,265
Try it again.

74
00:02:45,698 --> 00:02:46,566
.
No,
don't sit down

75
00:02:46,566 --> 00:02:47,433
Here.
Let me do it.

76
00:02:47,867 --> 00:02:48,735
[Door shakes]

77
00:02:48,735 --> 00:02:50,036
You're right.
It is locked.

78
00:02:50,036 --> 00:02:51,337
Aren't you boner
fromgrowing pains?

79
00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:53,506
Yeah. It's always
nice to meet a fan.

80
00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:56,976
I wouldn't say i'm a fan
. I just watch a lot of tv.

81
00:02:56,976 --> 00:02:58,278
Hey, you know
who's here?

82
00:02:58,278 --> 00:02:59,579
You ever watch
small wonder?

83
00:02:59,579 --> 00:03:00,880
No. Never heard of it.

84
00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:02,182
You've never seen
small wonder?

85
00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,483
It's about
a girl with powers.

86
00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:06,085
I think you're thinking
ofout of this world.

87
00:03:06,085 --> 00:03:06,953
Nah, nah.
Small wonder.

88
00:03:07,387 --> 00:03:09,556
It's about
a robot girl
who could stop time.

89
00:03:09,556 --> 00:03:11,724
Are you sure that wasn't
out of this world?

90
00:03:11,724 --> 00:03:13,893
Yeah.Out of this
worldwas the one

91
00:03:13,893 --> 00:03:15,628
Where the girl's d
ad was an alien.

92
00:03:15,628 --> 00:03:16,930
Oh, right. Right.

93
00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:18,231
[Sighs]

94
00:03:18,231 --> 00:03:20,833
Uh, anyway,
she works upstairs
in marketing.

95
00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:21,701
Cool.

96
00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:23,436
Yep, yep.

97
00:03:23,870 --> 00:03:25,171
[Door shakes]

98
00:03:25,171 --> 00:03:26,039
Oh. Here, look.

99
00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,340
The door's
not locked.

100
00:03:27,774 --> 00:03:29,509
You're just
supposed to push it.

101
00:03:29,509 --> 00:03:30,376
Whee!

102
00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:31,678
Hold up!

103
00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:33,846
What's this
all of a sudden?!

104
00:03:33,846 --> 00:03:36,015
I'm wacky
wooldoor sockbat!

105
00:03:36,015 --> 00:03:39,919
Ok, this is definitely
the retardation talking,

106
00:03:39,919 --> 00:03:43,389
But me want hug!

107
00:03:43,389 --> 00:03:45,558
.
He's gooood enough

108
00:03:45,992 --> 00:03:46,859
Yaah!
[Crack]

109
00:03:46,859 --> 00:03:48,161
Toot, you're out.
Wha?

110
00:03:48,595 --> 00:03:51,197
Wooldoor sockbat,
you're the new
quackers mascot.

111
00:03:51,197 --> 00:03:52,932
Congratulations.

112
00:03:52,932 --> 00:03:54,234
Whee!

113
00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,402
Hey, hey, hey.
Am i too late
for the audition?

114
00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:58,137
Oh, way too late.

115
00:03:58,137 --> 00:04:00,740
Once we make
a decision,
it's final.

116
00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:03,776
Ahh, quack attack.

117
00:04:03,776 --> 00:04:05,078
[Funk music playing]

118
00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,813
Wooldoor sockbat
from torrance,

119
00:04:06,813 --> 00:04:08,982
I'm glad
you could make it.

120
00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:10,717
[Indistinct
growly vocals]

121
00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:18,074
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122
00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:24,163
Sugar, honey,
i want you to meet
the new kid on the block.

123
00:04:24,163 --> 00:04:25,031
Hi. I'm wooldoor.

124
00:04:25,465 --> 00:04:26,766
Hey, wooldoor.
I'm sugar bear.

125
00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:28,501
Can i ask you
a question?

126
00:04:28,501 --> 00:04:30,236
Do you work out?
Yeah.

127
00:04:30,236 --> 00:04:31,104
What do you bench?

128
00:04:31,537 --> 00:04:32,839
You tell first.
You first.

129
00:04:32,839 --> 00:04:33,706
Same time.
Ready?

130
00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:35,875
1, 2, 3.
1, 2, 3.

131
00:04:37,610 --> 00:04:38,478
You didn't say anything.

132
00:04:38,911 --> 00:04:40,213
Neither did you.

133
00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:42,815
™ª
♪♪ that bee is stacked out ♪

134
00:04:43,249 --> 00:04:44,550
™ª
♪♪ i'm gonna get some... ♪

135
00:04:44,550 --> 00:04:46,719
Hey, has anyone
seen jewel?

136
00:04:46,719 --> 00:04:48,454
Oh, no.

137
00:04:48,888 --> 00:04:52,358
Hey, snap, crackle,
that's my wife!

138
00:04:52,358 --> 00:04:54,527
Me
i'm done with you, pop
. These guys don't need

139
00:04:54,527 --> 00:04:56,696
To crap on their bellies
to get off.

140
00:04:56,696 --> 00:04:58,431
[Groans]

141
00:04:58,865 --> 00:05:01,901
Wooldoor, i'd like you
to meet the cap'n.

142
00:05:01,901 --> 00:05:04,070
So, frank says you've
got a great big cock.

143
00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:05,805
Really?
May i see it?

144
00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,540
Ok.
[Zip]

145
00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:09,709
[Thud]

146
00:05:09,709 --> 00:05:11,444
Thank you, wooldoor.

147
00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:13,613
[Tipsy]
you sons of bitches!

148
00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:14,914
[Dramatic music sting]

149
00:05:14,914 --> 00:05:17,517
This was supposed
to be all mine--

150
00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:19,686
The cereal;
the crappy friends;

151
00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:21,421
The word-For-Word
boogie nightsparody,

152
00:05:21,854 --> 00:05:24,457
If you can call lazy
plagiarism a parody--

153
00:05:24,457 --> 00:05:27,493
But you gave it tohim
instead ofme!

154
00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:29,228
Soggies.

155
00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:32,699
Like a woman on a date
with a jew,

156
00:05:32,699 --> 00:05:34,000
You're gonna pay!

157
00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,301
Wait! I'm sorry if--

158
00:05:35,301 --> 00:05:37,036
Don't worry
about her, kid.

159
00:05:37,036 --> 00:05:40,073
She's just jealous
because you're a star.

160
00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:41,808
Here.
Try some crunchberries.

161
00:05:42,241 --> 00:05:43,109
Mmm. Hmm.

162
00:05:43,109 --> 00:05:45,278
[Babbles]

163
00:05:45,278 --> 00:05:46,579
Fuckin' "a," dude.

164
00:05:46,579 --> 00:05:49,182
I can stay hard
in milk. Whee!

165
00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,049
[Cheering]

166
00:05:50,483 --> 00:05:52,652
Aah!

167
00:05:52,652 --> 00:05:55,688
Screw all you
cereal dickholes.

168
00:05:56,122 --> 00:05:57,423
You're all gonna pay,

169
00:05:57,423 --> 00:05:59,592
As sure
as my name is too--

170
00:06:01,327 --> 00:06:02,195
Toot brau--

171
00:06:03,930 --> 00:06:05,231
Au--

172
00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:06,966
Stei--

173
00:06:06,966 --> 00:06:07,834
Ein!

174
00:06:10,002 --> 00:06:10,870
Esquire.

175
00:06:13,473 --> 00:06:14,774
[Vomits]

176
00:06:19,545 --> 00:06:21,714
[Crows]

177
00:06:21,714 --> 00:06:23,883
Goddamn it.

178
00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:25,618
Somebody call
the quops!

179
00:06:26,052 --> 00:06:26,919
What the?

180
00:06:26,919 --> 00:06:27,787
Ohh.

181
00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:29,088
Quackers?

182
00:06:29,088 --> 00:06:30,823
I thought
you were dead.

183
00:06:32,558 --> 00:06:34,727
I don't have
much time.

184
00:06:35,161 --> 00:06:36,896
They fed me
alqua-Seltzer.

185
00:06:38,197 --> 00:06:40,366
What happened?
Why were you in there?

186
00:06:40,366 --> 00:06:42,101
They're looking
for these.

187
00:06:42,101 --> 00:06:43,403
[Grunts]

188
00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,138
Keepin' these
in my ass

189
00:06:45,138 --> 00:06:46,873
Seemed like
a much better idea

190
00:06:47,306 --> 00:06:49,041
When they
weren't in my ass.

191
00:06:49,041 --> 00:06:49,909
[Pop]

192
00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:52,078
Take these
4 golden upcs.

193
00:06:52,512 --> 00:06:53,379
[Coughs]

194
00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:56,849
Hey, rabbit, i need
the news, not the weather.

195
00:06:56,849 --> 00:06:59,018
When joined with
the hidden fifth upc,

196
00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:00,753
They would
unlock a secret

197
00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:03,356
That will destroy
the evil cereal empire.

198
00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:07,260
A secret that can
bring down those bastards
who humiliated me?

199
00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,429
I like the sound of that.

200
00:07:09,862 --> 00:07:11,164
Here's another cool sound.

201
00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:13,332
[Humming]

202
00:07:13,332 --> 00:07:14,634
[Boom]

203
00:07:17,670 --> 00:07:21,574
Aw, quackers,
you're with quist now.

204
00:07:21,574 --> 00:07:24,610
I'll always remember
the good times.

205
00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:25,478
[Good times
theme playing]

206
00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:26,345
♪♪ good times! ♪♪

207
00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:28,948
♪♪ anytime
you meet a payment ♪♪

208
00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:29,816
♪♪ good times! ♪♪

209
00:07:29,816 --> 00:07:32,418
♪♪ anytime
you meet a friend ♪♪

210
00:07:32,418 --> 00:07:35,455
♪♪ ain't we lucky
we got 'em? ♪♪

211
00:07:36,756 --> 00:07:38,057
♪♪ good times ♪♪

212
00:07:38,057 --> 00:07:40,226
[Vocalizing]

213
00:07:45,064 --> 00:07:45,932
And i met trix rabbit.

214
00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:47,667
And did you know that
sugar bear can squat 350?

215
00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:49,836
And the mansion is awesome!
3 tvs, a water slide,

216
00:07:49,836 --> 00:07:52,438
And nobody sodomizes you
if you accidentally
sit in their chair.

217
00:07:54,173 --> 00:07:55,908
Is you on somethin'?

218
00:07:55,908 --> 00:07:58,077
Just a few
crunchberries.
It's no big.

219
00:08:00,246 --> 00:08:02,415
Hey, you cereal mascot
dickbag,

220
00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:05,885
Toot braunstein
is gonna destroy you and
the entire cereal empire

221
00:08:05,885 --> 00:08:08,921
With these
special upc codes.

222
00:08:08,921 --> 00:08:11,090
There's nothin' spec
ial about upc codes.

223
00:08:11,090 --> 00:08:14,994
Why, they're everywher
e and have been
since 1971.

224
00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:18,030
First suggested by
wallace fritz in 1922,

225
00:08:18,030 --> 00:08:20,199
The uniform
product code, or upc,

226
00:08:20,199 --> 00:08:21,501
Was developed--

227
00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,669
I like to pee on things.

228
00:08:23,669 --> 00:08:25,404
You don't understand.
Quackers was still alive,

229
00:08:25,404 --> 00:08:28,441
And he told me to find
the last upc code,

230
00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:30,176
And then he died
in my arms.

231
00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,477
You're just jealous

232
00:08:31,477 --> 00:08:33,212
Because you didn't
have what it takes

233
00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:35,815
To grace the cover
of a cereal box.

234
00:08:37,116 --> 00:08:40,152
Tookie, can't you just
be happy for mapplethorpe?

235
00:08:40,152 --> 00:08:41,888
Why don't you assholes
believe me?!

236
00:08:41,888 --> 00:08:44,490
And why don't you know
any of our names?

237
00:08:44,490 --> 00:08:47,527
Fine. I can prove to you all
that i'm not lying.

238
00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,695
I can take you
to his dead body.

239
00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:51,864
A dead body,
you say?

240
00:08:54,033 --> 00:08:55,334
Come on, everybody.

241
00:08:55,334 --> 00:08:57,937
I'll take you to see
quackers' dead body

242
00:08:57,937 --> 00:08:59,672
On the carousel
of progress.

243
00:08:59,672 --> 00:09:01,407
♪♪ now is the time ♪♪

244
00:09:01,841 --> 00:09:03,576
♪♪ now is the best time ♪♪

245
00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:07,046
♪♪ now is the best time
of your life ♪♪

246
00:09:07,046 --> 00:09:09,215
♪♪ there's so much
to cheer for ♪♪

247
00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,516
♪♪ be glad you're here ♪♪

248
00:09:10,516 --> 00:09:14,420
♪♪ for it's the best time
of your life ♪♪

249
00:09:14,420 --> 00:09:15,721
What?
Quackers is gone!

250
00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:17,890
You promised me
a dead body!

251
00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:19,191
He blew up right here.

252
00:09:19,191 --> 00:09:21,794
A-And the cage, it was
right over there.

253
00:09:23,095 --> 00:09:24,397
Wooldoor:
franken berry?

254
00:09:24,830 --> 00:09:26,132
Oh, it's
franken berry now,

255
00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:29,602
Because
back in hebrew school,
it was franken stein.

256
00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:32,204
Assimilation
is our people's
biggest enemy.

257
00:09:32,638 --> 00:09:33,506
I know.

258
00:09:33,506 --> 00:09:35,241
[Violin plays]

259
00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:38,277
I know you moved
quacker's body,

260
00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:40,880
And i'm gonna
bring you all down

261
00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:43,482
As soon as i find
the last upc.

262
00:09:43,482 --> 00:09:44,784
Upcs?! Give me them!

263
00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:47,820
Oh. I mean, may i
take a gander? Hmm?

264
00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:49,121
Never!

265
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,760
Oh, goddamn it.

266
00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,495
[Grunts] no.

267
00:09:56,929 --> 00:10:00,399
Where are you,
fifth upc code?

268
00:10:00,399 --> 00:10:01,701
Hmm?

269
00:10:01,701 --> 00:10:02,568
[Whimpers]

270
00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:05,171
[Wind blowing]

271
00:10:06,472 --> 00:10:07,773
Whaah!

272
00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:09,075
[Meow]

273
00:10:09,075 --> 00:10:10,376
Heh. Silly me.

274
00:10:10,376 --> 00:10:12,111
It's just the cat
that makes

275
00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:13,846
My sand sausage
every morning.

276
00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,147
Holy crap!

277
00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:19,485
Give me the upc codes, you.

278
00:10:19,919 --> 00:10:20,786
Never!

279
00:10:25,124 --> 00:10:27,727
[Gasps] someone
after me funyuns.

280
00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:29,462
[Chuckling]

281
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,763
[Shotgun blast]

282
00:10:30,763 --> 00:10:32,932
Toots, you better get
your greasy hooves

283
00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,101
Off that midget.
No means no.

284
00:10:35,534 --> 00:10:36,402
You stupid bitch!

285
00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:38,571
He's trying
to kill me!

286
00:10:38,571 --> 00:10:39,872
[Gasps]
oh, lordy.

287
00:10:39,872 --> 00:10:41,173
[Whimpers]

288
00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:42,041
Uhh!

289
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,776
Who the hell
sent you?

290
00:10:44,210 --> 00:10:45,945
They'll be puttin'
pennies on me eyes

291
00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:48,981
Before i tell you
that franken berry sent me

292
00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:52,018
And that
the final upc is hidden
in general mills' tomb.

293
00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:54,620
Ooh. I wasn't
supposed to say that.

294
00:10:54,620 --> 00:10:55,921
Time for
me cyanide marshmallows.

295
00:10:56,355 --> 00:10:59,392
There's one in every box.
Try to find 'em, kids.

296
00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,994
[Bagpipe plays]

297
00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:04,597
Now do you
believe me, foxxy?

298
00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:05,898
I sure do.

299
00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:08,934
We gots to go to
mr. General mills' tom
b.

300
00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:10,670
[Wolf howling]

301
00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:16,742
€™.
[Gasps]
somebody comin'’

302
00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:19,779
Aw, man, those things
are so racist.

303
00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:23,249
I mean, what kind
of sick weirdo would
buy one of those?

304
00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:24,116
Seriously.

305
00:11:24,550 --> 00:11:26,719
So, you
wanna go diddle
the new corpse?

306
00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:29,755
Yeah, as long
as she ain't black.
Ha ha ha ha ha!

307
00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:34,527
Choir: ♪♪ amen ♪♪

308
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:37,997
[Wolf howls]

309
00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:38,864
There it go,

310
00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:41,901
General mill tomb.

311
00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:45,805
Only the worthy may enter.

312
00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:47,973
Aah!
Yaah!

313
00:11:47,973 --> 00:11:50,576
To get to the final upc,

314
00:11:50,576 --> 00:11:53,179
You must answer
these questions.

315
00:11:53,179 --> 00:11:57,083
But beware.
If you answer incorrectly,

316
00:11:57,083 --> 00:12:00,119
Y'all end up like them.

317
00:12:00,119 --> 00:12:01,420
[Thunder]

318
00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:03,155
I feel bad
we got it wrong.

319
00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:04,457
Well, you live and learn.

320
00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:10,096
How delicious is
a bowl of franken...

321
00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:12,264
Berry cereal?

322
00:12:12,264 --> 00:12:13,132
[Whispering]

323
00:12:13,132 --> 00:12:14,433
Jodeci.

324
00:12:14,433 --> 00:12:15,735
[Whispering]

325
00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,036
Foxxy got this.

326
00:12:17,036 --> 00:12:20,072
We gonna go with
berry delicious.

327
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:22,241
Show me "berry delicious."

328
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,109
[Bong]

329
00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:24,410
[Applause]

330
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:27,012
You are worthy.

331
00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:35,254
There's
general mills!

332
00:12:35,254 --> 00:12:40,459
Damn! I ain't seen
a general that ashy
since colin powell.

333
00:12:40,459 --> 00:12:42,194
[Both laugh]

334
00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:44,363
Be careful of this one.

335
00:12:44,363 --> 00:12:47,399
He's a little clingy.

336
00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:48,701
[Whoosh]

337
00:12:48,701 --> 00:12:51,303
That's
the final upc.

338
00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:55,207
We got it.

339
00:12:55,207 --> 00:12:56,509
Now what?

340
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,244
Yaah!
Yaah!

341
00:12:58,244 --> 00:13:03,015
Send in all
5 upc symbols and receive
the secret mystery prize.

342
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:04,316
Duuuh.

343
00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:06,051
No purchase necessary.
Void where prohibited.

344
00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:08,220
Free housebreaking wee-Wee pads
with each purpose. Bluuh.

345
00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:09,955
Come on. We gots
to send 'em in

346
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,690
Before the frankel
berry stop us.

347
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:12,992
Thank you, general mills.

348
00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:15,594
I'll always remember
the good times.

349
00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:16,896
♪♪ good times ♪♪

350
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:19,064
♪♪ any time
you meet a payment ♪♪

351
00:13:19,498 --> 00:13:20,366
♪♪ good times ♪♪

352
00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:22,968
♪♪ any time
you meet a friend ♪♪

353
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:25,137
♪♪ ain't we lucky
we got 'em? ♪♪

354
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:28,607
♪♪ good times ♪♪

355
00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:30,342
[Vocalizing]

356
00:13:37,616 --> 00:13:38,918
Oh, drat.

357
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:40,653
We must kill toot

358
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,822
Before she mails in
the upcs.

359
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,123
Wooldoor: kill toot?!

360
00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:46,725
Why would you wanna kill
my fattest friend?

361
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:49,762
If your friend
manages to send in
those upc codes,

362
00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:52,364
She'll have the power
to take away your fame,

363
00:13:52,364 --> 00:13:53,666
Your money,
your crunchberries.

364
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:54,967
But i need that
to relax!

365
00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:56,702
That's why
i need your help.

366
00:13:56,702 --> 00:13:58,437
Anything!
Good. Wooldoor,

367
00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:00,606
Now, you know
this toots intimately.

368
00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:04,076
If she had
to mail something,
where would she go?

369
00:14:04,076 --> 00:14:04,944
The post office?

370
00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:06,679
Yes, of course.
The post office.

371
00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:07,980
[Snaps]

372
00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:10,583
You've done well and
deserve to be rewarded.

373
00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:21,861
You get to watch me
fuck this filthy whore

374
00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:23,596
And fuck her good.

375
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,764
Oh, cup the balls.

376
00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:26,632
Work the shaft.

377
00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:30,102
Aim for her cocoa puffs,
frankie.

378
00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:33,572
They'll never expect us
to be mailing the upc codes

379
00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:36,175
From the post office.

380
00:14:36,175 --> 00:14:37,476
[Gasps]

381
00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:38,777
[Gasps]
soggies!

382
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:45,284
[Music similar to
the matrix reloadedplaying]

383
00:14:45,284 --> 00:14:47,887
You better strap
your fat ass in.

384
00:14:57,863 --> 00:15:00,032
I'm goin' up.

385
00:15:14,346 --> 00:15:16,515
Ooh. This is hot.

386
00:15:16,515 --> 00:15:19,118
Let's touch dicks.

387
00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:20,419
[Zip, thud]

388
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:21,287
[Gags]

389
00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:23,022
Pussy!

390
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:40,372
I'm gonna jump for it!

391
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:44,276
[Chambers round]

392
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:54,687
[Choir singing]

393
00:15:58,157 --> 00:16:00,759
[Music stops]

394
00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:03,362
[Whistling]

395
00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:04,229
[Creak]

396
00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:06,398
At last.

397
00:16:06,398 --> 00:16:07,266
[Rounds chamber]

398
00:16:15,074 --> 00:16:17,242
Aah!
Yaah!

399
00:16:19,845 --> 00:16:21,580
[Accent]
you cheat, dr. Jones.

400
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:22,881
Tear it open.

401
00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:27,219
That's it?
A crappy piece
of plastic?

402
00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:29,822
They always look
a lot more able

403
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,858
To bring down
the cereal empire
on the box.

404
00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:34,593
[Beeps]

405
00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:35,461
Africa?

406
00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:38,063
I don't even know
what's gonna happen,

407
00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:39,365
And i'm already
offended.

408
00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:41,967
How the hell are we
gonna get to africa?

409
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:43,268
Ting tao, doctah jones.

410
00:16:43,268 --> 00:16:45,871
Ring-Ring potea mo
nanankora short round.

411
00:16:45,871 --> 00:16:47,606
♪♪ now is the time ♪♪

412
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,775
♪♪ now is the best time ♪♪

413
00:16:49,775 --> 00:16:53,679
♪♪ now is the best time
of your life ♪♪

414
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:56,281
Come on, guys.
That way.

415
00:16:57,149 --> 00:16:58,450
Oh, my gosh.

416
00:16:58,450 --> 00:17:01,920
American cereals
are mined by child slaves.

417
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:02,788
Dig 'em.

418
00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:05,391
I said dig 'em.

419
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:06,258
Mine!

420
00:17:06,258 --> 00:17:09,294
Ohh. You can really
taste the suffering.

421
00:17:09,294 --> 00:17:11,463
We got to free
them child slaves.

422
00:17:18,837 --> 00:17:20,572
Gas, grass,
or ass.

423
00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:23,175
So now you know
the truth.

424
00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:25,344
That's bad news
for you,

425
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:27,513
Berry bad.

426
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:32,451
Usin' po'
innocent chil'ren
for slave labor.

427
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,620
Well, that's
more shameful than
our government's

428
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:37,656
Refusal to sign
the kyoto protocol.

429
00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:41,994
Uh, i mean,
blackety, black, black,
stereotype black.

430
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:42,861
You happy?

431
00:17:42,861 --> 00:17:44,163
Oh, get over it.

432
00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:46,331
Everything good
in america comes

433
00:17:46,331 --> 00:17:48,067
At the expense
of third-World
children,

434
00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:50,235
Even this
insipid cartoon.

435
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,537
Without them,
drawn together

436
00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:52,838
Would look
like this.

437
00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:54,573
Sweet.

438
00:17:54,573 --> 00:17:56,742
Now i can eat
anything i want.

439
00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:03,248
Now i grow weary
of this nonsense.

440
00:18:03,682 --> 00:18:06,285
As do i, master.

441
00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:07,152
Wooldorf.

442
00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:08,454
Wooldorf is dead.

443
00:18:08,454 --> 00:18:11,924
I am
wooldenberry frankbat.

444
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,659
[All gasp]

445
00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:14,960
Oh,
retrieve the toy

446
00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:17,129
And bring it
to me so i can

447
00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:19,298
Destroy it
once and for all.

448
00:18:19,298 --> 00:18:20,599
As you wish.

449
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:21,900
Ow!

450
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:24,937
Don't give it to him,
wooldenberry frankbot.

451
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,539
You became a cereal mascot
to make kids happy,

452
00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:29,274
Not to make them slaves.

453
00:18:29,708 --> 00:18:34,046
They're going to destr
oy the cereal empire
and your new life.

454
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,347
[Whimpers]

455
00:18:35,347 --> 00:18:36,648
Nnn.

456
00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:37,516
Hmm...

457
00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:38,817
Here, my lord.

458
00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:40,119
What the?

459
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,287
Toot, catch!

460
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:43,589
Wooldoor: unh!

461
00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,963
What the hell
am i supposed
to do with this?

462
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,698
Boy: if you want
to release us,

463
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:54,867
You have to use the toy
to turn the honeycomb,

464
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,168
And it's big.

465
00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:57,469
Kids: yeah, yeah, yeah.

466
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:58,770
.
It ain't small

467
00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:00,939
No, no, no.

468
00:19:06,578 --> 00:19:07,446
Wait! Toot!

469
00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:10,482
If you stop
what you're doing,

470
00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:12,217
I'll give you
anything you want,

471
00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:14,386
Even your own cereal.

472
00:19:15,687 --> 00:19:20,025
It is a touching offer and
clearly in my best interest,

473
00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:22,194
But i'm far
too vindictive,

474
00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:25,230
So fuck you, assbags!

475
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,399
No! No!

476
00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:35,641
[Cheering]

477
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:40,846
That takes care
of tha--

478
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:47,786
[Squelch]

479
00:19:47,786 --> 00:19:50,389
Oh, lordy,
i'll be the first girl

480
00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:53,859
Killed by a big,
fat marshmallow
since the chappaquiddick.

481
00:19:58,630 --> 00:19:59,932
Ooh! Wha--

482
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:02,968
Aah!

483
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:04,703
[Yelling]

484
00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:07,739
The mine is
collapsing!

485
00:20:07,739 --> 00:20:09,041
E!
We're all gonna di

486
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,776
Quick. I know a shortcut.

487
00:20:10,776 --> 00:20:12,511
♪♪ now is the time ♪♪

488
00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:14,680
♪♪ now is the best time ♪♪

489
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:18,150
♪♪ now is the best time
of your life ♪♪

490
00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,620
Kids: yay!

491
00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:23,355
On behalf of
all the children,

492
00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:27,259
I would like to thank you
for freeing us from
the cereal mines.

493
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:29,861
Ok.
What will
our new jobs be?

494
00:20:29,861 --> 00:20:31,597
What you talkin' 'bout,
child slave?

495
00:20:32,030 --> 00:20:34,633
Well, we were making
3 cents an hour,

496
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:37,236
Which made us
the richest people
in africa.

497
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:41,573
Oh, dip.
Our families will starve.

498
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,742
[Kids crying]

499
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:45,911
Guys, i guess
i lost my way.

500
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:48,080
Thanks for giving
an old sockbat like me

501
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,381
A second chance.

502
00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:52,417
Yep, and i brought down
the cereal industry.

503
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:56,321
Now to tackle
those breakfast burrito
jackasses.

504
00:21:05,864 --> 00:21:07,599
Boy: oh, dip.

505
00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:10,636
Captioned by the national
captioning institute
--Www.Ncicap.Org--

506
00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:12,771
Chorus:
♪♪ hallelujah ♪♪

507
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,506
♪♪ hallelujah ♪♪

508
00:21:14,506 --> 00:21:16,675
♪♪ hallelujah,
hallelujah ♪♪

509
00:21:16,675 --> 00:21:19,278
♪♪ hal-Le-Lujah ♪♪

510
00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,013
♪♪ hallelujah ♪♪

511
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:23,181
♪♪ hallelujah ♪♪

512
00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:25,350
♪♪ hallelujah,
hallelujah ♪♪

513
00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:27,953
♪♪ hal-Le-Lujah ♪♪

514
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:31,423
♪♪ for the lord
god omnipotent ♪♪

515
00:21:31,423 --> 00:21:33,592
♪♪ reigneth ♪♪

516
00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:34,893
♪♪ hallelujah ♪♪

517
00:21:34,893 --> 00:21:35,761
♪♪ hallelujah ♪♪

518
00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:37,062
♪♪ hallelujah ♪♪

519
00:21:37,062 --> 00:21:38,363
♪♪ hallelujah ♪♪

520
00:21:38,363 --> 00:21:42,267
♪♪ for the lord
god omnipotent ♪♪

521
00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:44,436
♪♪ reigneth ♪♪

522
00:21:44,436 --> 00:21:45,737
♪♪ hallelujah ♪♪

523
00:21:45,737 --> 00:21:46,605
♪♪ hallelujah ♪♪

524
00:21:46,605 --> 00:21:47,906
♪♪ hallelujah ♪♪

525
00:21:47,906 --> 00:21:49,641
♪♪ hallelujah ♪♪

526
00:21:50,075 --> 00:21:51,810
Men: ♪♪ hallelujah,
hallelujah ♪♪

527
00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:53,545
♪♪ hallelujah ♪♪

528
00:21:53,545 --> 00:21:54,846
[Vocalizing]

529
00:21:54,846 --> 00:21:55,714
[Boom]

530
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