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Announcer: tonight,
toss your meds

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And shoot your shrink,

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Because your pitiful life

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Will finally
be given meaning

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As you decide

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Which of these 8 assbags

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Will be banished from
thedrawn togetherhouse

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Forever!

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One housemate
will disappear

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Like a mexican woman's figure
after marriage.

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Tonight...

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On the season finale
ofdrawn together,

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The musical elimination
special,

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Part 2:
the musical elimination.

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[Cheers and applause]

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Announcer:
ladies and gentlemen,

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This happens now!

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Uhh. Uhh.

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♪♪ one house ♪♪

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♪♪ to hold us all ♪♪

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♪♪ 8 different
cartoon characters ♪♪

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♪♪ lettin' it
all hang out ♪♪

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♪♪ before the one millio
n cameras ♪♪

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♪♪ we'redrawn together ♪♪

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♪♪ yeah! ♪♪

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[Clara holds note]

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Announcer:
ladies and gentlemen,

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The jew producer!

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Thank you.
Thank you.

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Now, you,
the viewers, voted

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For your favorite
musical housemate,

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And tonight,
we will reveal

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Which one
of you assholes

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Is going home.

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So, captain hero--

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It's pronouncedcapitan.

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The "hero" is silent.

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Ok. Well,
before you perform
your song tonight,

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Let's all relive

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This creepy
captain hero moment.

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Captain hero, narrating:
at last, it was the night
of my big date

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With clara,
and i wanted everything

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To go perfectly.
[Whap]

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Oh! Oh, shoot.

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Ahh! A thousand
pardons.

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Allow me, milady.

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Get off me!

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It was as if
everything on the date

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That could
have gone wrong did.

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Oh, i have
the worst luck.

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Captain hero,
take me home.

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What? You're
not having fun?

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You're making out
with our waiter.

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Shh! Don't
be mean to him,

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Or he'll spit
in our food.

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Ohh!

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Announcer:
ladies and gentlemen,

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Captain leslie hero!

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[Music begins]

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♪♪ daisy ♪♪

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♪♪ daisy ♪♪

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♪♪ give me
your answer, do ♪♪

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♪♪ i'm half crazy ♪♪

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♪♪ all for the love
of you ♪♪

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♪♪ but you're gonna
look so sweet ♪♪

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♪♪ upon the seat ♪♪

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♪♪ of a, a bicycle
built for ♪♪

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♪♪ two-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-
Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo-Woo ♪♪

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[Applause]

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Captain hero,
the votes are in.

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And you are...

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[Suspenseful music plays]

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Safe!

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Ahh! Oh, my god.
Thank you, america.

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I love you...

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So why shouldn't we
have a fuckin' baby?

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Toot, you suck,

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And yet
you keep returning.

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How do you explain
this phenomenon?

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Well, how do you explain
your fugly face?!

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I was burned
in a horrible accident.

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It's pretty sad,
actually.

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[Sentimental piano music plays]

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Now, while
toot gets ready

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To sing
her clogged heart out,

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Let's take a look
at some of
our favorite moments

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With toot braunstein.

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Come on.
Do me. Do me.

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You know you want it.

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Sorry, my dear,

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But even a filthy,
pathetic donkey

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Has standards.

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Announcer:
ladies and gentlemen,

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Toot braunstein.

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♪♪ for a moment
like this ♪♪

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♪♪ some people
wait a lifetime ♪♪

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♪♪ for a moment
like this ♪♪

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♪♪ some people
search forever ♪♪

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♪♪ for that
one special kiss ♪♪

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♪♪ oh, i can't believe ♪♪

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♪♪ it's happening to me ♪♪

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[Audience booing]

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♪♪ some people
wait a lifetime ♪♪

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♪♪for a moment ♪♪

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You suck!

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♪♪ like this ♪♪

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Well, toot,

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The audience
has spoken,

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And you are...

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[Hums suspenseful music]

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Safe!

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You're goddamn right
i'm safe,

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You fucking assbags!

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Announcer:
when we return,

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We'll find out
which one

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Of our 6 remaining
contestant's dreams

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Will be totally ruined

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Like your mom's
reputation

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After i bone her face.

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[Applause]

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Everyone, welcome.

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In accordance
with captain girl'
s wishes,

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We are burying her
as a mormon.

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Not because
she was one,

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But because
she hated mormons,

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And it would
make her happy
for us to bury one.

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You may begin,
reverend.

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If you'll all turn
in your books

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To page 134--

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Ahem.

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Ooga-Booga!
Great space god!

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Magic lizard,
come down from jupiter!

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[Sobbing]

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Producer: before we
continue on with the results,

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Let's take a moment
to remember

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Some of our family
who we've lost

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Over this past season.

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[Ave mariabegins]

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[Applause]

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[Applause quiets]

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[Light applause]

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[One person claps]

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[Light applause]

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♪♪ ave maria... ♪♪

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[One person
claps late, stops]

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[Applause]

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♪♪ ave maria... ♪♪

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[2 people clap]

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[No applause]

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♪♪ ahh... ♪♪

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[Applause]

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[Crowd muttering in shock]

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[Applause]

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[Cheering and applause]

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[Applause and gasping]

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[Applause and gasping]

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[Applause]

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[Goat bleats]

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[Applause]

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[Applause and gasping]

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Audience: ohh!

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I love references
to dead celebrities

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Nobody cares about
anymore.

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Ha ha ha ha ha!

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[Coughs]
aahh!

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May they all
rot in hell.

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All: amen!

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♪♪ baby ♪♪

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Wooldoor, why don't yo
u tell the audience

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What you plan
on singing tonight?

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I'm totally gonna rock
some black chick's tongue.

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Well, go get ready,
and as you do,

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Let's watch
wooldoor's journey

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Into the final 8.

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Wooldoor,
i'd like you
to meet the cap'n.

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So, frank says you've
got a great big cock.

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Really?
May i see it?

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Ok. [Zips]

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[Thud]

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Thank you, wooldoor.

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Announcer: here he is,
wooldoor sockbat.

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♪♪ what is this thing
in my mouth? ♪♪

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♪♪ it's slippery,
and it's slimy ♪♪

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♪♪ traveling down
my slender virgin ♪♪

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♪♪ pink esophagus ♪♪

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♪♪
♪♪ some black chick's tongue!

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♪♪ it's such
a new sensation! ♪♪

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♪♪ i got a mayonnaise mama
on my lickin' hole ♪♪

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♪♪ and i've
only just begun! ♪♪

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Well, wooldoor,

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The audience
has voted.

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And you are...

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Not safe!

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Aww.

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Audience: aww.

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[Sentimental piano music plays]

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[Snarling]

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Ling-Ling,

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You're a pretty
popular fella.

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Yes. Yes, i am.

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Well, i hope
you're ready to sing

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Your little
yellow heart out,

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But before you do,
let's take a look

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At why you're
so goddamn popular.

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[Speaking japanese]

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I'll leave
you 2 lovebirds alone.

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I--What?

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W-What?

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Take off shirt!

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[Sobbing]

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[Sniffs]

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Ahh...

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[Speaking japanese]

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Announcer:
and now, ling-Ling!

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[Singing in japanese]

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♪♪ kill kill kill kill ♪♪

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♪♪ die die die ♪♪

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♪♪ kill kill kill kill ♪♪

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♪♪ die die die ♪♪

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♪♪ kill kill kill kill ♪♪

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♪♪ die die die ♪♪

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[Scatting]

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Nicely done.

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Now let's see
if the audience

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Has hung you out
to dry...cleaners.

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Ling-Ling, you are...

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[Suspenseful music plays]

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Going to find out
if you're safe or not

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After this
commercial break.

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Audience: aww.

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Eh, fine.
You're safe.

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Enjoy
the commercials

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Without anything
to look forward
to, assholes.

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Hmm. "Popular comedy central
toon cancelled."

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No. Uh, ooh.

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[Suspenseful music plays]

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What, are we
still doing this?

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[Glass breaks,
cat yowls]

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Xandir. Your
journey with the show

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Has been one of
the most controversial

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In recent years,

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Most notably,
the rumors

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Of your illicit affair
withmoi.

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Ew! Ecch,
i wouldn't have sex

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With a jewish guy
if you paid me.

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Which, of course,
you wouldn't.

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Audience: ooh!

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So you're denying
that anything

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Ever happened
between us?

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But i loved you!

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[Sobs, cocks gun]

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[Gunshot]

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[Thud]

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Jew producer:
oh, my god.
A stagehand got shot!

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What have i done?

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I can't live
with myself.

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[Gunshot]
[thud]

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Oh, god! Another
stagehand got shot.

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Why is the world
so cruel?

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[Gunshot]
[thud]

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Ohh!
[Gurgling]

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[Gunshot, splat]
[thud]

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Announcer: the part
of the jew producer

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Will now be played
by ryan seacrest...

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00:12:04,523 --> 00:12:06,692
'S former
american idolco-Host,

267
00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:08,427
Bryan dunkleman.

268
00:12:08,427 --> 00:12:11,464
Yeah! Bryan dunkleman
is in the house.

269
00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,199
That's right,
the dunkey's back,

270
00:12:13,632 --> 00:12:15,367
And he's missed
you, too, y'all!

271
00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:16,669
Now let's look
at some clips

272
00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:19,705
Of xangir!
Yeah, xangir!

273
00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:23,175
[Speaking japanese]

274
00:12:23,175 --> 00:12:25,344
I'll leave
you 2 lovebirds alone.

275
00:12:29,682 --> 00:12:30,549
I--What?

276
00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:37,923
W-What?

277
00:12:39,658 --> 00:12:41,393
Take off shirt!

278
00:12:43,996 --> 00:12:46,599
[Sobs]

279
00:12:50,936 --> 00:12:52,671
[Sniffs]

280
00:12:52,671 --> 00:12:54,840
Ahh...

281
00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,009
[Speaking japanese]

282
00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:02,214
♪♪ get ready
to fire the load ♪♪

283
00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:03,516
Come on!
♪♪ salty seamen ♪♪

284
00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:06,118
♪♪ in a submarine ♪♪

285
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:09,155
♪♪ ready to fire
the load ♪♪

286
00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:10,890
♪♪ heads up
on the poop deck ♪♪

287
00:13:11,323 --> 00:13:13,492
♪♪ we got incoming male ♪♪

288
00:13:13,492 --> 00:13:16,529
♪♪ get ready
to fire the load ♪♪

289
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:18,264
♪♪ gonna fire the load ♪♪

290
00:13:18,264 --> 00:13:19,999
♪♪ fire the load ♪♪

291
00:13:22,601 --> 00:13:24,336
Whoo, that was hot!

292
00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,939
Well, xandir,
the votes are in.

293
00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:28,674
And you are...

294
00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:30,409
Not safe.

295
00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:33,012
Ohh...
[laughter]

296
00:13:36,048 --> 00:13:37,349
Dunkleman, thinking:
this isn't so hard.

297
00:13:37,349 --> 00:13:39,084
Goddamn ryan seacrest.

298
00:13:39,084 --> 00:13:40,386
What kind of a name
is that anyway?

299
00:13:40,386 --> 00:13:42,555
Now, dunkleman,
that's a name

300
00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:44,290
That means something.

301
00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:46,025
Wait--Oh,
what am i doing?

302
00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:46,892
I'm frozen.

303
00:13:46,892 --> 00:13:49,061
Everyone's
looking at me.

304
00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:51,230
Heh. This is harder
than i thought.

305
00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:53,399
Seacrest, he makes it
look so easy.

306
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,001
[Groans] i deserve
to get fired.

307
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:58,170
What kind of a name
is dunkleman anyway?

308
00:13:58,604 --> 00:14:00,773
Now, ryan seacrest,
that's a name.

309
00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:04,243
[Clears throat]

310
00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:08,147
All right.
I guess spanky ham

311
00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:09,448
Will have to take
care of this.

312
00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:12,918
Uh, let's watch some clips
of the hamster.

313
00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:14,220
I don't mean a hamster.

314
00:14:14,653 --> 00:14:16,388
You know what i mean.

315
00:14:16,388 --> 00:14:17,256
Nailed it!

316
00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:24,196
[Playing bongos]

317
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:27,666
Do you like
how i sing my love song?

318
00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:30,703
Do you like
vincent van gogh?

319
00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,305
I like to walk
the streets at midnight.

320
00:14:33,305 --> 00:14:35,474
I want you to know.

321
00:14:38,077 --> 00:14:39,378
Nailed it.

322
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,282
Aw, look at me.

323
00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:44,583
I'm a fuckin' mess.

324
00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:46,752
Ryan seacrest was right.

325
00:14:46,752 --> 00:14:48,921
I'm not a dunkleman.

326
00:14:48,921 --> 00:14:50,656
I'm a dunkleboy.

327
00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:52,825
So am i safe?

328
00:14:52,825 --> 00:14:54,126
Are any of us?

329
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,295
Announcer: when we return,
we'll learn

330
00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:58,464
Who won't be coming back
next season.

331
00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:00,199
But first,
let's take a brief look

332
00:15:00,199 --> 00:15:01,066
At some
of the best clips

333
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,669
.
From last year's clip show

334
00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:05,838
Captain hero,
dame rumor has it

335
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:07,139
Your relationship
with xandir

336
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,308
Has continued
since the show ended.

337
00:15:09,308 --> 00:15:11,477
Oh, you've got it
all wrong,habibi.

338
00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:14,079
Xandir had an affair
with tim tommerson,

339
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:14,947
Not me.

340
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:16,248
[Laughing]

341
00:15:16,682 --> 00:15:17,549
Toot: whatever.

342
00:15:17,549 --> 00:15:19,285
Oh, fine.
I'll prove it.

343
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:21,020
Tim!

344
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:22,321
Xandir: [gasps]
oh, my god.

345
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:24,490
Tim, i thought
you loved me!

346
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:27,092
Why would
he love you

347
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:29,695
When he could
have all this?

348
00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:31,430
[Gasps] ohh.

349
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:32,731
You have
something to say?

350
00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:34,033
Those ain't real!

351
00:15:34,033 --> 00:15:35,768
Check these out!

352
00:15:36,201 --> 00:15:37,503
Whoo-Woo!

353
00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:41,840
Audience:
jewy! Jewy! Jewy!

354
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:42,708
Announcer: when we return,

355
00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:44,443
We'll see some more stuff

356
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,744
That you've already seen.

357
00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:49,348
Wooldoor, narrating:
i feared clara would
keep me a cripple forever.

358
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,517
If only i could tell someone
what she was doing.

359
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,686
Hey, clara.
Hey, wooldoor.

360
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:55,421
Clara's been
poisoning--Mmf!

361
00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:56,288
What's that?
Foxxy,

362
00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:57,589
Look behind you!

363
00:15:58,023 --> 00:15:58,891
It's denzel
washington.

364
00:15:58,891 --> 00:16:00,626
Denzel!

365
00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,228
Oh! Where did denzel go?
I guess denzel

366
00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:04,964
Must-A have an appointment
or something.

367
00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:07,132
Denzel vury busy.

368
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,301
Uh,
foxxy, look.

369
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,602
Denzel
came back.

370
00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:11,470
Denzel!

371
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:14,073
Oh, i missed him
again.

372
00:16:14,073 --> 00:16:14,940
He move quickly.

373
00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:17,977
Denzel in excellent
physical condition.

374
00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:20,145
Hey, i think
wooldoor's

375
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:21,880
Tryin' to communicate
through blinkin'.

376
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,615
Look, foxxy!
Denzel came back

377
00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:25,351
For an unbelievable
third time!

378
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:26,652
[Gasps] denzel!

379
00:16:27,086 --> 00:16:27,953
Hello there,
foxxy.

380
00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:29,688
Clara's trying
to keep wooldoor--

381
00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:31,423
Foxxy, look out
in the hall.

382
00:16:31,423 --> 00:16:33,592
It's another
denzel washington

383
00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:35,327
With 2 penises!

384
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,062
[Gasps]
double-Dong denzel!

385
00:16:39,231 --> 00:16:40,532
Whoo! Welcome back

386
00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:43,135
To the only job
i can get anymore.

387
00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:44,003
[Hiccups]

388
00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:45,304
So, foxxy and clara,

389
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,473
I hear you're gonna,
like, sing together.

390
00:16:47,906 --> 00:16:49,641
Uh-Huh!
We the best pairing

391
00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:52,244
Of a black person
and a racist,
christian bitch

392
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:55,280
Since danny glovers
and mel gibson.

393
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:57,883
Ha ha! Heh heh
heh heh heh.

394
00:16:57,883 --> 00:17:00,486
You know,
i actually thought
that was kinda funny.

395
00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:02,221
It's just that
i've, uh--

396
00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:03,956
I've forgotten
how to laugh.

397
00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:07,860
Baah...

398
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:11,330
Aiing--Aahh..

399
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:13,499
Eeehhh...

400
00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:16,101
Aahh...

401
00:17:16,101 --> 00:17:18,704
Ngaah...

402
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,306
Yehh...

403
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:22,608
Ohh.

404
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,078
[Playing guitars]

405
00:17:26,078 --> 00:17:28,247
♪♪ mm-Hmm ♪♪

406
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:32,584
♪♪
♪♪ yeah, yeah, yeah

407
00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:34,753
♪♪ la-La-La-La
labia, baby ♪♪

408
00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:37,790
♪♪ you got somethin'
’’ for me ♪♪

409
00:17:37,790 --> 00:17:39,958
♪♪ in your wizard's sleeve ♪♪

410
00:17:39,958 --> 00:17:42,561
♪♪ la-La-La-La
labia, baby ♪♪

411
00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:45,597
♪♪ you got somethin'
for me ♪♪

412
00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:47,332
♪♪ some sweet-Pea tea ♪♪

413
00:17:47,332 --> 00:17:49,935
♪♪ oochie-Coochie,
gitchee-Gitchee ♪♪

414
00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:51,236
♪♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪♪

415
00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:53,405
♪♪ i gotta snatch it,
gonna catchee-Atch ya ♪♪

416
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,574
♪♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪♪

417
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:56,442
♪♪ honey-Pot ♪♪

418
00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:57,309
♪♪ peachy-Pie ♪♪

419
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,478
Ticket
to the y-Club.

420
00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:02,514
♪♪ ooh, la la ♪♪
♪♪ la-La-La,
labia ♪♪

421
00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:04,683
♪♪ labia ♪♪
♪♪ for me ♪♪

422
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:05,984
♪♪ yeah ♪♪

423
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:09,888
♪♪ la-La-La
la-La-La ♪♪

424
00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:12,491
♪♪ labia ♪♪
♪♪ la-Bia ♪♪

425
00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:14,660
♪♪ some sweet-Pea tea ♪♪
♪♪ you got somethin' ♪
♪

426
00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:15,961
♪♪ la la-La labia ♪♪

427
00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:19,431
♪♪ la la-La labia,
yeah ♪♪

428
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,166
♪♪ baby! Baby! ♪♪

429
00:18:21,166 --> 00:18:22,468
♪♪ labi-- ♪♪

430
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:25,504
♪♪ labia,
my baby-Ah ♪♪

431
00:18:25,504 --> 00:18:28,540
♪♪ got something ♪♪

432
00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:32,010
♪♪ ooh, labia ♪♪

433
00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:33,312
[Pfrrt]

434
00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:35,481
[Cheering and applause]

435
00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:36,348
Aww, let's just
get through this.

436
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,517
Uh, foxxy,
you are safe.

437
00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:40,686
And, clara,
you are...

438
00:18:45,023 --> 00:18:47,626
All right, congratulations
to all three of you

439
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,361
For making it this far.

440
00:18:49,795 --> 00:18:51,964
And now's the time
when we have to say good-Bye

441
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,699
To one of you forever.

442
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:55,868
And the evicted
housemate is...

443
00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:04,543
All right,
stop this nonsense,
jew producer.

444
00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:06,712
Everybody knows
you're not voting
anybody off.

445
00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:08,013
We've been here
for 3 years.

446
00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:09,314
We're all
coming back.

447
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:16,255
How dare you!

448
00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:17,990
We'd never waste
anyone's time

449
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,725
And pull a fast one.

450
00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:20,592
Ahem.

451
00:19:20,592 --> 00:19:23,195
And the evicted
housemate is...

452
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:24,930
Munchkin mouse.

453
00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:27,099
[Gasps]
not munchkin
mouse!

454
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:29,701
Well, i guess
i should've expected

455
00:19:30,135 --> 00:19:31,870
As munch!
Ha ha ha!

456
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:37,075
Well, munchkin mouse,
it's been a real pleasure

457
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:39,678
Having you on the show
since the very beginning.

458
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:40,979
And now, before you leave,

459
00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:43,148
Let's enjoy some
of our favorite moments

460
00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:45,317
Of you on this show.

461
00:19:57,896 --> 00:19:59,198
Please don't.

462
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,366
All right, well,
that's how that ended, ok?

463
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:02,234
Come on, everybody.

464
00:20:02,668 --> 00:20:04,403
Let's do
the dunkleman!

465
00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:07,005
[Music like
the hustleplaying]

466
00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:08,307
[All sigh]

467
00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:09,174
♪♪ do the dunkleman ♪♪

468
00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:12,644
[Muttering]
comedy central...

469
00:20:12,644 --> 00:20:14,813
[Muttering japanese]

470
00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:16,548
Toot: hey, assholes,
thanks for watching!

471
00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:18,717
[Kids laughing]

472
00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:20,886
[Speaking japanese]

473
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:23,055
I'll leave you
2 lovebirds alone.

474
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:28,694
I--What?

475
00:20:34,766 --> 00:20:35,634
W-What?

476
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:39,538
Take off shirt!

477
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:43,875
[Sobbing]

478
00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:50,382
[Sniffs]

479
00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:52,985
Ahh...

480
00:20:52,985 --> 00:20:54,720
[Speaking japanese]

481
00:20:57,322 --> 00:20:59,057
I'll leave you
2 lovebirds alone.

482
00:21:01,226 --> 00:21:04,263
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483
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