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- Life is like a hurricane

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- Here in Duckburg

3
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- Race cars, lasers, airplanes

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- it's a duck-blur

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- Might solve a mystery

6
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- Or rewrite history

7
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- DuckTales
Ooh-woo-ooh

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- Everyday they're out there making

9
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- DuckTales
Ooh-woo-ooh

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- Tales of derring-do
Bad and good luck tales

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- D-d-d-danger

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- Watch behind you

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- There's a stranger out to find you

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- What to do?
Just grab onto some

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- DuckTales
Ooh-woo-ooh

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- Everyday they're out there making

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- DuckTales
Ooh-woo-ooh

18
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- Tales of derring-do
Bad and good luck tales

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- Ooh-woo-ooh
Not pony tails or cotton tails, no

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- DuckTales
Ooh-woo-ooh -

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[alarm clock rings]

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Yippidee doo da!

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Camping trip, here we come.

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[All chuckling]

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Boys, how many times have I told you
not to ride that dumbwaiter?

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We're all set to go to Malaria,
Uncle Scrooge.

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- [Scrooge] That's Malaysia.
- Well, wherever that lost relish is.

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And it's relics, not relish, boys.

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The Lost Relics of Malaysia.

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OK, OK, let's just get camping.

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Yeah! Let's go!

32
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Not so fast, boys.
There's one problem.

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I've learned the relics are in a land
owned by the Web Corporation.

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We'd be trespassing.

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- Trespassing?
- What does trespassing mean?

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Remember last week
when Mrs. Hagglegander

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chased you boys out of her orchard
with a broom? That was trespassing.

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Of course, if I buy the land,
nobody can chase us off with a broom.

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Duckworth, take me to
the Web Corporation ASAP.

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ASAP?

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- As soon as possible.
- Oh, of course, sir.

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For a moment,
I thought you were calling me a sap.

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I'll just be a minute, Duckworth.
Don't keep the engine running.

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M. Vanderbucks, President.

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Tell Mr. Vanderbucks
Scrooge McDuck wants to see him.

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I beg your pardon?

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I have business with him. Man to man.

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And if a sweet thing like you
wants to see

49
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how a business pro
like me operates, [chuckling]

50
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I suggest you take notes, Ms... Ms...

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Ms. Vanderbucks,
Millionara Vanderbucks.

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You're the president of this company?

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I am the president of lots of companies.

54
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Oh, now I recognize you.

55
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Weren't you profiled
in Ms. Fortune magazine?

56
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[Chuckling] That was quite a profile.

57
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Oh, well, thank you.

58
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Now what is it that you want,
Mr. McDuck?

59
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I'm here to make you
an offer you cannot refuse.

60
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What do you mean you refuse?

61
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- [Howls]
- [Thudding]

62
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I didn't become the wealthiest woman
in the world by making stupid deals.

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I want twice as much money.

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- That's robbery.
- That's profit.

65
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But don't get your feathers
ruffled, big boy.

66
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We still might be able
to work out a deal.

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- Over dinner.
- Uh, fine.

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- Shall we say my mansion at 7:00?
- I look forward to it.

69
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Maybe after dinner I could...
check out your bank statement.

70
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Uncle Scrooge is back!

71
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Can we go now, Uncle Scrooge?

72
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- Can we?
- Can we?

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Go where?

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To look for the lost relish.

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Relics, and no, not yet.

76
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Now run along
and get dressed for dinner.

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I want you to make a good impression
on Ms. Vanderbucks.

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She's the president of Web Corporation.

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The sooner I buy her land,
the sooner we go camping.

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In that case, we'll make this
a presto change-o.

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- [Doorbell rings]
- Do hurry, Mr. McDuck, madame is here.

82
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[Panting] This place is too big.

83
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Running through 47 rooms
wears a man out.

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Welcome to me mansion,
Ms. Vanderbucks.

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Charming. Reminds me of my cabin
in the Vienna woods.

86
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Small, but quaint.

87
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Uh, aye.
Well, I'm thinking of expanding.

88
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Forty-seven rooms is just too small.

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These are my nephews, young Webbigail,
and their nanny, Mrs. Beakley.

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They live here.

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- Hello.
- Hello.

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- [Boys] Hello.
- Children?

93
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How ghastly... How charming.

94
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There's something about her
I don't like.

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If she offered me an apple
in the forest, I sure wouldn't eat it.

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Oh, Scrooge,
you must've been a beautiful baby.

97
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Aye, and thrifty too.

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My first words as a wee McDuckling
were "cheap, cheap, cheap, cheap."

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Really? Mine too.

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We have so much in common.
It's uncanny.

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You know, Scrooge, you're the type
of man I like doing business with.

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And for that, I'm going to sell you
that land you wanted.

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McWonderful!

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In fact, I think you and I could make
beautiful business deals together.

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- Don't you?
- Indeed I do.

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This could be the beginning
of a lovely business affair.

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[Giggling]

108
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Gross! What's wrong
with Uncle Scrooge?

109
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Why is he acting so loony?

110
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I'm afraid he's been struck
by Cupid's arrow.

111
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Right through the... wallet.

112
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Oh, no! Uncle Scrooge is mushing out!

113
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Good work, Millionara.
Scrooge is falling in love.

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And when he's in love,
you'll get what you love...

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His mansion,
his investments, his money.

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Isn't love grand?
In fact, several million grand.

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Now can we go on that camping trip?

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We can look for the lost relish
in Malaria later, boys.

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Millionara and I have more business
to take care of together.

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We better keep an eye on him.

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[Indistinct chattering]

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[Whispering] Stocks up 24 points.
Bonds up three.

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Commodities up nine.

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Ooh. Aah.

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You say such sweet things.

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I can feel my profits soar.

127
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Look, his and her wallets.
Let's buy them.

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Where will it all end?

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[Both chuckling]

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[Door shuts]

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Uncle Scrooge hasn't read us a story
or played with us in weeks.

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I haven't seen Uncle Scrooge so wacko

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since he told us about
his old girlfriend Goldie.

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Hey, we should remind Uncle Scrooge
how much he loves Goldie.

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Maybe then he'll forget
about Millionara.

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Good idea, Millionara's arrow is
nothing compared to Goldie's shotgun.

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- Uh, Millionara.
- You may call me Millie.

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Millie. [chuckling]

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[Clears throat]

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You know, it's rare when a woman
compounds my interest daily.

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Oh, Scroogie Bucks,
what are you trying to say?

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Well, there comes a time in a man's life
when he must incorporate.

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Yes, yes.

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[Scrooge] What would you say to,
uh... a merger?

145
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Why, Sugar Stocks, is that a proposal?

146
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Aye, it is, my little Corporate Cupcake.

147
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Does this mean someday we'll have
little business ventures together?

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[Chuckling] I wouldn't mind a wee
dividend or two, my fiscal filly.

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In that case, I accept.
I'll be Mrs. Millionara McDuck.

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I cant wait to take you home to meet...

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- Your mother?
...my accountant.

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I'm the happiest man in my tax bracket.

153
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Oh, Boffoms, I am so in love...
In love with Scrooge's money!

154
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And soon, this will all be mine.

155
00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:03,740
Of course,
I will have to make some big changes.

156
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To start, I'll give Scrooge's butler
and nanny the pink slip.

157
00:09:07,279 --> 00:09:10,214
And those kids, they have got to go.

158
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I'll have the boys sent
to military school

159
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and the little girl to the Snobbily
Stuck Up Finishing School,

160
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so that she can grow up
to be just like me.

161
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It's going to be so much nicer
around here with me in charge.

162
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[Cackling]

163
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Coast is clear. Let's go.

164
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[All grunt]

165
00:09:38,410 --> 00:09:40,435
And where do you think you're going?

166
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We're running away
from that mean old Millionara.

167
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She said she's going to send us away
to military school.

168
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And me to finishing school.

169
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I don't want to be finished.

170
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Now, now, Webby, Millionara doesn't
want to break up our happy home,

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she wants to be part of it.

172
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What do you care,
she's giving you a gift.

173
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A pink slip.

174
00:10:03,435 --> 00:10:08,099
Oh, boys, a pink slip isn't a gift.
It means I'm fired.

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Fired!

176
00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:13,874
Oh, where is she? I'll give her
more than a piece of my mind.

177
00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:16,574
That won't do any good, Mrs. Beakley.

178
00:10:16,649 --> 00:10:18,810
Then we'll tell Mr. McDuck.

179
00:10:18,918 --> 00:10:21,182
We did. He's so lovesick

180
00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:24,814
he just said, "Aww, that's nice, lads."

181
00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:28,053
What we have to do is stop the wedding.

182
00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:33,355
- Good morning, Mr. McDuck.
- And what a good morning it is.

183
00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:36,697
Today's the day I buy Millionara
her wedding gift.

184
00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:39,397
Oh, what a hard choice that will be.

185
00:10:39,471 --> 00:10:42,531
A woman of her wealth
must have everything.

186
00:10:42,608 --> 00:10:46,669
I never thought of that.
What do you think I should get her?

187
00:10:46,745 --> 00:10:49,043
Oh, something rare,

188
00:10:49,114 --> 00:10:52,606
something valuable,
something one of a kind.

189
00:10:52,685 --> 00:10:55,711
Like that lost relish of malaria.

190
00:10:55,788 --> 00:10:59,554
Of course!
What more perfect gift than a treasure.

191
00:10:59,625 --> 00:11:04,085
And think how Millionara will appreciate
going with you to find it.

192
00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:06,063
Aye. I'll show her

193
00:11:06,131 --> 00:11:09,225
I'm willing to go to the ends
of the Earth for her. [chuckles]

194
00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:11,064
I cannot wait to tell her.

195
00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:17,298
Well, Money Honey,
if you insist on going to Malaysia,

196
00:11:17,376 --> 00:11:21,039
at least let me call my travel agent
and make some hotel reservations.

197
00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:23,581
But, Dollar Doll,
we're going to rough it.

198
00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:26,914
Rough it? You mean a hotel
without a beauty parlor?

199
00:11:26,986 --> 00:11:29,546
Hotel? Beauty parlor?

200
00:11:29,655 --> 00:11:32,283
What a rich sense of humor.

201
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:34,451
We're going to camp in the jungle.

202
00:11:34,526 --> 00:11:37,086
Jungle? I'm not camping in any jungle.

203
00:11:37,162 --> 00:11:41,929
We understand.
That's what the other women said.

204
00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:46,665
Yeah, the ones Uncle Scrooge
never got around to marrying.

205
00:11:46,739 --> 00:11:48,673
Ready to go, Poopsy Cash?

206
00:11:48,741 --> 00:11:52,108
Sounds like fun, Love Bucks.

207
00:11:52,177 --> 00:11:56,841
Since we're roughing it, I'm glad
I only packed the bare necessities.

208
00:11:56,915 --> 00:11:59,475
Tote those bags, pip squeaks.

209
00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:01,810
[Beakley] Good luck, boys.

210
00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:04,889
Don't worry, Mrs. Beakley.
By the time we get back,

211
00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:08,153
she'll be wishing
she never met this family.

212
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:12,095
I know exactly what you mean.
[Chuckling]

213
00:12:20,072 --> 00:12:23,633
Have you ever smelled air so fresh?

214
00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:27,710
Launchpad, you stay here
and set up camp

215
00:12:27,813 --> 00:12:29,781
while we search for the lost relics.

216
00:12:29,848 --> 00:12:31,611
Got ya, Mr. McD.

217
00:12:35,954 --> 00:12:38,514
Time for rotten prank number one.

218
00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:42,486
This spray honey ought to do the trick.

219
00:12:43,962 --> 00:12:46,624
Want some pest repellent, Aunt Millie?

220
00:12:46,698 --> 00:12:49,189
Thank you, boys, how thoughtful.

221
00:12:54,039 --> 00:12:55,700
[Buzzing]

222
00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:58,334
[Shrieking]

223
00:12:58,410 --> 00:13:01,777
The river. Wash them off in the river.

224
00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:08,016
- Are you OK, Money Muffin?
- Fine.

225
00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:11,955
I guess if interest rates
can take a dip, so can I. [chuckles]

226
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:14,782
Time for rotten prank number two.

227
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,393
- [Howling]
- What is that?

228
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:26,700
- A Malaysian fizzlesmasher.
- A what?

229
00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:29,935
It's a ferocious beast
with a long trunk.

230
00:13:30,042 --> 00:13:32,203
- Claws.
- Horns.

231
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,006
And warts all over.

232
00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:38,175
There's only one thing that scares off
a Malaysian fizzlesmasher.

233
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,217
What?

234
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:43,084
Supplies and equipment.
Surround yourself with them.

235
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,919
The more you carry, the safer you are.

236
00:13:46,024 --> 00:13:47,582
If you're making this up,

237
00:13:47,659 --> 00:13:50,560
I'm going to give you a few
Fort Knox over the head.

238
00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:52,961
[Howling continues]

239
00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:04,342
[Millionara gasping]

240
00:14:05,978 --> 00:14:08,947
Are you OK, my Dollar Dumpling?

241
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,482
Sure you want to carry all the supplies?

242
00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:15,816
Don't worry about me, Sweet Stocks,

243
00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:18,254
you go on ahead while I take five.

244
00:14:18,323 --> 00:14:20,484
Oh, what a woman.

245
00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:23,926
Boys, you stay here with Aunt Millie.

246
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,361
[Huey] Oh-oh.

247
00:14:26,431 --> 00:14:30,800
Our Junior Woodchuck Manual
says to be prepared for bush ducks.

248
00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:32,165
Bush ducks?

249
00:14:32,237 --> 00:14:36,298
Yeah, mean Malaysian natives
with bad eyesight.

250
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,469
You never know when or
who they'll attack.

251
00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:41,846
You boys help Aunt Millie up

252
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:45,077
while I take a look inside this cave
for the lost relics.

253
00:14:45,184 --> 00:14:48,085
Wait till Aunt Millie
gets a load of these.

254
00:14:50,255 --> 00:14:52,815
[Gasping]

255
00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:59,759
Help! I'm being ambush ducked.

256
00:14:59,831 --> 00:15:02,891
- Oops.
- You brats!

257
00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:04,868
The minute I march down the aisle

258
00:15:04,937 --> 00:15:08,600
is the minute you march off
to military school.

259
00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:15,445
[Shrieks] Help!

260
00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:19,746
I found the relics...
and it is relish.

261
00:15:19,818 --> 00:15:21,149
Millionara!

262
00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:26,754
Help!

263
00:15:28,126 --> 00:15:31,459
Send a yacht! Throw a credit line!

264
00:15:31,530 --> 00:15:32,861
Anything!

265
00:15:32,931 --> 00:15:34,831
Uncle Scrooge, look!

266
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:38,063
Millionara's heading
straight for the waterfall.

267
00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:45,741
I'm too rich to die!

268
00:15:45,844 --> 00:15:48,870
Launchpad, get up here ASAP.

269
00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:52,508
Yo. ASAP, whatever that means.

270
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:55,246
As sour as pickles?
As sweet as popsicles?

271
00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:56,844
As stupid as possible?

272
00:15:56,922 --> 00:15:59,823
- Yeah, that's it.
- As soon as possible!

273
00:16:06,164 --> 00:16:08,132
Head for the waterfall.

274
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:13,097
Grab a hold, my little Candy Coin.

275
00:16:13,171 --> 00:16:15,332
Lower, Launchpad.

276
00:16:16,541 --> 00:16:18,031
Not that low.

277
00:16:20,912 --> 00:16:22,777
Just a wee bit higher, Launchpad.

278
00:16:23,815 --> 00:16:25,305
[Both scream]

279
00:16:25,384 --> 00:16:29,343
Whoops. That darn eject button
is always getting in the way.

280
00:16:37,629 --> 00:16:41,725
I've had it! How much more can I take?

281
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:45,236
If you think this is fun,
just think how much you'll enjoy

282
00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:48,137
all the other trips
Uncle Scrooge goes on.

283
00:16:48,206 --> 00:16:51,539
Never again.
Nothing is worth this misery.

284
00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:55,979
Waterfalls, bush ducks,
Malaysian fizzlesmashers.

285
00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:59,710
Get me out of this stinkin' fresh air!

286
00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:03,152
Bush ducks? Malaysian fizzlesmashers?

287
00:17:03,221 --> 00:17:06,384
Boys, what is going on?

288
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:08,426
We don't want you to marry her.

289
00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,688
You've mushed out of control.

290
00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:13,128
You should be ashamed of yourselves.

291
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:15,962
Trying to ruin my merger... marriage.

292
00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:18,536
[Chuckling] I'm sorry this happened.

293
00:17:18,603 --> 00:17:21,367
What do you say we go home
and tie the knot?

294
00:17:21,473 --> 00:17:23,498
Ten-hut.

295
00:17:26,345 --> 00:17:28,779
No autographs, please.

296
00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:30,610
[Indistinct chattering]

297
00:17:33,952 --> 00:17:36,716
Out of my way, stand aside.

298
00:17:36,788 --> 00:17:38,653
We're here on business.

299
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:42,888
[Clears throat] Excuse me,
but you weren't invited.

300
00:17:42,994 --> 00:17:46,896
Since when do you have to be invited
to rob a bank?

301
00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:48,592
My orders are explicit.

302
00:17:48,667 --> 00:17:52,228
No uninvited guests
to the McDuck-Vanderbucks wedding.

303
00:17:52,304 --> 00:17:55,273
Scrooge? Getting hitched?

304
00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:57,672
Now away with you ruffians.

305
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,973
I wouldn't miss this for anything.

306
00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:03,742
Come on, we need to find disguises.

307
00:18:07,219 --> 00:18:09,653
Where is that best man of mine?

308
00:18:09,721 --> 00:18:12,884
Excuse me, Mr. McDuck, I want
to show you the wedding present

309
00:18:12,991 --> 00:18:15,425
I invented before the ceremony begins.

310
00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:17,758
My automatic rice thrower.

311
00:18:17,829 --> 00:18:21,595
- Hi, Uncle Scrooge.
- Donald, my best man.

312
00:18:21,666 --> 00:18:24,635
- Did you bring the ring?
- I sure did.

313
00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:28,172
Thank goodness. I don't want
anything to go wrong today.

314
00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:31,605
The ring! Catch it!

315
00:18:31,676 --> 00:18:32,768
Out of my way!

316
00:18:32,844 --> 00:18:36,780
Please stand aside,
best man coming through.

317
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,312
[Squabbling]

318
00:18:44,656 --> 00:18:46,920
Do you have an invitation?

319
00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:51,156
Since when do bridesmaids
need an invitation?

320
00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:55,956
Always the bridesmaids,
never the brides.

321
00:18:56,334 --> 00:18:58,700
Let's see, do I have everything?

322
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:03,173
Something old, my money.
Something new, his money.

323
00:19:03,241 --> 00:19:05,334
Something borrowed, more money.

324
00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:09,278
And something green, all our money.

325
00:19:11,249 --> 00:19:13,809
[Soft music plays]

326
00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:16,353
Where is Donald with that ring?

327
00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:22,990
Ready to ship out, cadets?

328
00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:29,625
We are gathered here
to merge these two

329
00:19:29,734 --> 00:19:31,861
in the stocks and bonds of matrimony.

330
00:19:32,737 --> 00:19:36,503
There there, don't cry.
You're not losing a boss,

331
00:19:36,608 --> 00:19:38,576
you're gaining a bossy in-law.

332
00:19:39,744 --> 00:19:42,872
But we are losing a boss.
Don't you see?

333
00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:46,975
Once they tie the knot,
we're out on the street.

334
00:19:48,753 --> 00:19:53,281
Boy, is Mr. McD going to be surprised
by my wedding gift. [chuckling]

335
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:55,258
Do you, Millionara Vanderbucks,

336
00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:59,821
take this man to be your lawful wedded
husband in recession and inflation,

337
00:19:59,898 --> 00:20:03,231
for profit or for loss,
for the rest of your fiscal years,

338
00:20:03,301 --> 00:20:04,996
'till bankruptcy do you part?

339
00:20:05,070 --> 00:20:06,833
Yes, yes, I'll take him.

340
00:20:06,938 --> 00:20:09,099
I'll take him for everything he has.

341
00:20:09,207 --> 00:20:13,473
Millionara, are you marrying me
just for my money?

342
00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:15,172
No, not just for your money.

343
00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:18,011
I want your stocks, bonds,
and other investments too.

344
00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:19,777
Now where's my ring?

345
00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:21,978
[Donald squabbling]

346
00:20:22,053 --> 00:20:23,748
And do you, Scrooge McDuck,

347
00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:26,791
take Millionara to be
your lawful wedded wife?

348
00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:29,349
Uh, now wait just a moment.

349
00:20:29,427 --> 00:20:33,727
Wait? I want to get this merger over
with before the stock market closes.

350
00:20:33,798 --> 00:20:38,132
Why, Millie, you do want to marry me
just for my money.

351
00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:44,499
You say "I do", and I'll show you
the breech of my shotgun.

352
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,134
[Crowd gasps]

353
00:20:46,244 --> 00:20:48,872
Goldie, my true love.

354
00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:50,710
[Gunfire]

355
00:20:50,782 --> 00:20:54,912
You no good varmint! I'll teach you
to lay eyes on another woman.

356
00:20:54,986 --> 00:20:58,945
- Yahoo!
- Let's hear it for Goldie!

357
00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:01,355
Who invited her to the wedding?

358
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,758
She wasn't on our guest list.

359
00:21:03,828 --> 00:21:05,887
She was on ours.

360
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:09,261
[Millionara bawls]

361
00:21:09,334 --> 00:21:12,792
My honeymoon in Fort Knox, it's ruined.

362
00:21:12,871 --> 00:21:17,433
I'll never be in love again.
Not like I was with his money.

363
00:21:17,542 --> 00:21:22,104
There, there, no need to cry, lassie.
That no good Scrooge McDuck

364
00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:26,116
- isn't worth marrying.
- Who are you?

365
00:21:26,184 --> 00:21:30,348
Flintheart Glomgold, the second
wealthiest duck in Duckburg.

366
00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:35,688
Oh, is there a Mrs. Second
Wealthiest Duck in Duckburg?

367
00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,591
Well, uh, I...

368
00:21:37,662 --> 00:21:40,028
Wait for me, McDuck!

369
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:45,835
Well, so it won't be a total loss,
let's rob the bank.

370
00:21:47,405 --> 00:21:49,134
[Screaming]

371
00:21:49,207 --> 00:21:53,667
[Chuckling] Goldie,
so nice to see you again.

372
00:21:53,745 --> 00:21:56,771
Come back here, you two-timer.

373
00:21:56,848 --> 00:22:00,011
There's Mr. McD. That's my cue.

374
00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:02,516
Rice-a-rooni.

375
00:22:05,357 --> 00:22:06,790
[Gunfire]

376
00:22:07,892 --> 00:22:12,158
Goldie, love, I never knew you cared...

377
00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:13,959
...this much.

378
00:22:14,032 --> 00:22:16,000
[Scrooge howls]