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Life is like a hurricane
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Here in Duckburg
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Racecars, lasers, aeroplanes
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It's a duck-blur
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Might solve a mystery
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Or rewrite history
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DuckTales, ooh-ooh
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Every day they're out there
making DuckTales
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Ooh-ooh
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Tales of derring-do,
bad and good-luck tales
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D-D-D-danger
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Watch behind you
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There's a stranger out to find you
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What to do?
Just grab onto some DuckTales
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Ooh-ooh
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Every day they're out there
making DuckTales
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Ooh-ooh
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Tales of derring-do,
bad and good-luck tales
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Ooh-ooh
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Not ponytails or cottontails
no, DuckTales
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Ooh-ooh
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Mommy! Daddy!
It's him!
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It's him!
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- Him, sir?
- Filler Brushbill,
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the super-duper door-to-door salesman.
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I'll handle this, Duckworth.
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Go away! We don't want any!
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Scrooge McDuck, have I got
a fabulous deal for you.
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Fabulous! Fabulous!
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Uncle Scrooge, it's Filler Brushbill!
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I know, Louie, and he's
not sticking one foot inside this door.
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Last time we let him in,
he sold us all this useless junk.
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What a salesman!
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Oh, Mr. McDuck?
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Ooh, this calls for my state-of-the-art
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super-duper salesman repellent system.
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Oh, tsk tsk, you should have bought
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your salesman
repellent system from me, Mr. McDuck.
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I'd have given you a fabulous deal.
Fabulous!
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Now then...
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Mr. Duckworth,
I have something very special for you.
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A once-in-a-lifetime deal
on a red velvet butler suit.
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This is you, Mr. Duckworth.
This is really you.
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Oh, please do something, sir.
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Red isn't really my color, but velvet?
Ooh!
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Phase one will discourage him.
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All right, phase two
ought to leave an impression on him.
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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What's going on, Louie?
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It's Filler Brushbill.
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But Uncle Scrooge
isn't gonna let him in.
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Good. I already owe him my allowance
for the next six months.
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Don't worry, Huey.
Phase three is going to phase him.
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You call this a slide-away sidewalk?
Oh, tsk tsk tsk.
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I'm afraid you paid good money
for bad merchandise, Mr. McDuck.
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Of course, I only sell
top-of-the-line products,
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like this fabulous baseball bat
used by Babe Duck himself.
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Wow! Babe Duck's baseball bat!
Let him in, Uncle Scrooge!
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- No, no, Huey, don't!
- Don't do that!
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Bright lad. You knew a bargain.
Yes, sirree.
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See? I told you, you should have bought
your salesman repellent system from me.
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- Mine's guaranteed.
- Guaranteed?
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But far be it from me to force you
to buy anything you don't want.
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Still, it would be a shame
to let all these
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fabulous money-saving
bargains go to waste.
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B-B-B-bargains?
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With the herd of Indian elephants,
gold-plated ski equipment,
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and the glow-in-the-dark tie,
your bill comes to a grand total of...
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$444,444.04.
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However, for an extra $4, I'll throw in
a pair of glow-in-the-dark socks.
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- No.
- They match your tie.
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- No!
- They really pick up he color of your eyes.
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No!
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You'll be able to find lost coins in the dark
without a flashlight.
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Oh...
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Fabulous!
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I'll bill you at the end
of the month as usual.
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Why did we buy all this junk, Duckworth?
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I haven't the foggiest, sir.
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These books aren't junk, Uncle Scrooge!
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The complete works of William
Drakespeare, the greatest writer ever!
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True. They were a bargain.
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Original editions once owned by
Drakespeare himself.
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Ah, Romeo and Julieweb,
Drakespeare's most famous play.
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Eh? What is that?
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It's an old note, Uncle Scrooge.
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"Dearest Mum, my first play
is at last finished.
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"But 'tis such a dismal effort,
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"I'm hiding the only copy
here in the castle
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"in a secret place known only
to the two of us.
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"If you wish to read it,
Mother, just shake my hand.
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Your loving son, Willy D."
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Willy D.?
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William Drakespeare?
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Aye. And if there is a lost play
by William Drakespeare, I want it!
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- Hurry, Duckworth, hurry!
- The pedal is to the metal, sir.
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But, Uncle Scrooge, Drakespeare said
that lost play wasn't very good.
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Who cares?
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It's still worth millions
just because he wrote it!
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Fabulous. I'll bill you at
the end of the month, as usual.
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Hey, there's Filler Brushbill!
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Hey, Filler, guess what!
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Those books are...
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Quiet, Louie!
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I don't want anyone else to know
about that lost play,
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especially Filler Brushbill.
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Ah, "Dearest Mom..."
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"Just shake my hand.
Your loving son, Willy D."
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Willy D.?
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William Drakespeare!
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- Goodbye! Bye, Duckworth! Bye!
- We'll be back in a week.
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What are your orders, sir?
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Ah, Captain, set your course
for the island of Great Written.
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Uh, Great Written?
You aren't serious, are you, Mr. McDuck?
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If I were joking, you'd be laughing,
wouldn't you?
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Well, it's just that, well,
Great Written is... haunted, sir.
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Haunted?
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Ghosts and witches and all sorts
of horrible things have been seen there!
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I've never heard such poppycock!
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Take us t Great Written, Captain,
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or I'll make the cook the new captain
and the captain the new cook.
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As you wish, sir.
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Pull, boys, pull!
We'll never get past the breakwater!
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Can you see anything, Louie?
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- Does fog count?
- No!
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But those rocks do. Hang on!
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Stay together, boys!
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Uncle Scrooge!
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Louie! Louie!
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Ahh...
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Filler Brushbill!
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What are you doing here?
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Well, I couldn't let
my best customer drown, now, could I?
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The truth, Brushbill!
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- Where's Louie?
- Didn't see him.
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We'd better split up and search the shore
in both directions.
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The customer is always right.
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Huey, you go with Mr. Brushbill.
Dewey, come with me.
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If anything's happened to the lad,
I'll never forgive myself.
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Louie!
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Louie!
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Bubble, bubble, you're in trouble!
Leave this island on the double!
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Bubble, bubble, you're in trouble!
Leave this island on the double!
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Oh, come warm yourself
at our cooking fire.
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As soon as you're nice and toasty,
we'll throw you back in the sea!
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For none shall land upon this shore...
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...to sneak or peak or to explore.
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Be ye tourist or traveler
or sailor lost...
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...into the sea thee must be tossed!
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Hello, ladies!
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Ladies?
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I have some fabulous deals for you.
Fabulous!
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What could an outsider such as you
have to offer three witches?
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Fabulous bargains on... brooms.
New ones with the latest nylon bristles
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and used ones with low,
low mileage on them.
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I have cauldrons in small, medium, large,
and a new monster size.
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For when you're having friends over
for those really big spells.
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I have wooden spoons, wart remover,
black boots,
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and of course, what witch
could sleep at night
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without a big black cat
yelling in her ear?
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Oh, isn't it darling?
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Thank you, ladies!
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Thank you, Mr. Brushbill!
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I'll bill you at the end of the month.
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What a salesman!
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Louie!
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Louie! Where are you?
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Friends and countrymen,
lend me your ears.
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And while you're at it, lend me a hand.
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And we shall cast
these outsiders back to the sea!
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Into the sea?
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Yes. For none shall land upon this shore
to sneak or peak or to explore,
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be ye tourist or traveler
or sailor lost...
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Now just a blasted moment...
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- ...into the sea ye must be tossed!
- Uncle Scrooge!
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I don't know how to repay you
for saving our lives, Brushbill.
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Ah, I'll just put it on your bill.
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Or you could give me a share of the profits
from Drakespeare's lost play.
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Drakespeare's note!
Give me that, you crook!
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I am not a crook, Mr. McDuck.
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My reputation for square deals
is as spotless as yours.
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Uh, that's true.
Very well. How much?
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- 50 percent.
- 50 percent? Uh...
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Well, as the note says, that lost play
isn't a very good play.
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Who cares?
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It's worth millions just because
Drakespeare wrote it!
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That's just what Uncle Scrooge said.
Oops.
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Well, for saving the boys, I'd say
50 percent is cheap at twice the price.
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Fabulous! We'll start for Drakespeare's
castle first thing in the morning.
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Welcome, outsiders.
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I am Pluck, and this...
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...is A Midsummer Duck's Dream.
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Of course!
All the ghosts and witches we've seen
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are characters from Drakespeare's plays!
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Look, all we want to know
is the way to Drakespeare's castle.
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As you like it!
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Follow the gloomiest, doomiest lane,
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until Dumbird Woods
comes to Ducksinane.
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Surely there must be
another path we could...
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Where'd he go?
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I don't know, but good riddance.
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Well, we might as well
get started.
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Lead on, McDuck.
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What fools ye mortals be.
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Look, Uncle Scrooge!
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That's got to be Dumbird Woods.
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And it's coming right at us!
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Ooh...
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They're over here, too!
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Ooh...
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Trees that move and talk!
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The woods are crawling with them!
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None may land upon this shore
to sneak or peak or to explore.
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Be ye tourist or traveler or sailor lost,
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into the sea thee must be tossed!
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Ah, excuse me.
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Yeah, would anyone be interested
in a fabulous deal on...
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...a chainsaw?
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Well, those trees didn't think your deal
was so fabulous, Brushbill.
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But you can put
McDuck Lumber Company down
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for two dozen of those wee buzz saws.
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At my standard discount, of course.
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Drakespeare's castle is deserted.
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Let's split up.
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The searching will go more quickly.
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Just a moment, Brushbill.
If you find that lost play,
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how do I know you won't
just run off with it?
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Why, Mr. McDuck, you are
forgetting my reputation for honesty.
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I know, I know, but one of the boys
will go with you to...
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...help you carry your valise.
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I'll do it, Uncle Scrooge!
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Fabulous, Louie.
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I just might be a door-to-door salesman
myself someday.
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Why, it's a great theater!
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This must be where Drakespeare
put on all his plays!
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Aye, but the strange thing is it's clean.
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No dust. No cobwebs,
like the rest of the castle.
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It's as if this theater was still in use.
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Look, Uncle Scrooge!
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Why, it's a statue of William Drakespeare.
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The bird himself.
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Gee, it looks like he wants
to shake hands with us.
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Hm. Remember what Drakespeare's note
to his mother said?
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"If you wish to read it, just shake my hand."
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To buy, or not to buy.
That is the question.
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Stop fooling around!
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I think I figured out the mystery.
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All we need to do
is shake Drakespeare's hand.
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But to do it,
we'll have to find a way
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to hang from the ceiling.
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If I didn't see it, I wouldn't believe it.
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Well, well, Mr. Drakespeare.
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Fabulous to meet you. Fabulous!
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Ahh!
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A secret door! Uh, uh, floor.
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It's Drakespeare's lost play!
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You found it, true, but we found you.
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If that is a lost play
by the great Drakespeare,
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it belongs to us!
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Finders, keepers!
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Who are you weirdos, anyway?
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We are actors!
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Descendants of Drakespeare's
original acting troupe.
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Drakespeare's last request was
that none shall land upon...
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I know, I know,
but this changes everything.
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We'll all share in the profits.
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It'll put Great Written Island
back on the map.
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Profits are welcome, true,
but the play's the thing.
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Uh, pray tell, good sir,
what is this lost work entitled?
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It's called...
Uh...
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MacDuck!
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I think it was a grand idea to have them
perform MacDuck.
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It might be about my early ancestors
in Scotland.
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What a feather in the family cap
that would be.
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Wonder what happened to Filler.
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Hush! They're about to start.
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This is the tale of Old MacDuck,
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who cheated and lied and ran amok.
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Wh... wh... what?
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Alas, MacDuck, I knew him well.
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If he had a heart, I couldn't tell.
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Out, out, dumb Scot.
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There's something rotten,
and you're the rot!
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What do I care what people say?
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Lying and cheating makes my day.
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- It's a comedy!
- It's a tragedy!
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And that's the tale of Old MacDuck,
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who cheated and lied and ran amuck.
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Good sir, I fear this play would do
great harm to Drakespeare's reputation.
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His reputation?
What about my reputation?
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My name just happens to be McDuck.
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Here, here, put it back
in that secret panel.
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I assure you, sir,
none shall find it again.
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I certainly hope not.
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- It's Filler Brushbill!
- Brushbill, what are you doing?
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This play is worth millions!
I can't pass up a deal like that.
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After him, boys!
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We'll go this way!
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Filler!
Come back! Come back!
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There he is! Over there!
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- He's going to jump!
- Filler, don't do it!
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It's too dangerous!
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- Stand back!
- No! You'll never make it!
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It's worth the risk to sell this play!
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It'll be my biggest sale ever!
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But if you sell a terrible play,
people will say you cheated them!
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If people don't trust you,
you'll never sell anything again!
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Ah, you're right, Louie.
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Quick profit can tempt
even an honest man.
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I know exactly how you feel, Brushbill.
Here you go, lad.
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Think of it. Drakespeare's plays
- all except MacDuck, of course -
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performed on his own island by
descendants of his original acting troupe.
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I'll arrange everything -
advertising, transportation.
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We'll make a fortune!
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- What do you say?
- 'Tis a deal, good sir.
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And I know just the man
to sell the tickets.
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You know, that was some sales job
you gave me, kid.
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Gee, do you think
I have what it takes
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to be a super salesman?
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If you don't, I can sell it to you.
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All the world's a stage,
and the people merely players.