1
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- Life is like a hurricane

2
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- Here in Duckburg

3
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- Racecars, lasers, airplanes

4
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- it's a duck-blur

5
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- Might solve a mystery

6
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- Or rewrite history

7
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- DuckTales
Ooh-woo-ooh

8
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- Every day they're out there making

9
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- DuckTales
Ooh-woo-ooh

10
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- Tales of derring-do
Bad and good luck tales

11
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- D-d-d-danger

12
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- Watch behind you

13
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- There's a stranger out to find you

14
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- What to do?
Just grab on to some

15
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- DuckTales
Ooh-woo-ooh

16
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- Every day they're out there making

17
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- DuckTales
Ooh-woo-ooh

18
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- Tales of derring-do
Bad and good luck tales

19
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- Ooh-woo-ooh
Not ponytails or cotton tails, no

20
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- DuckTales
Ooh-woo-ooh -

21
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[Scrooge] Fourth down and goal to go.
Will Huey pass to McDuck,

22
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or run it in himself?

23
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Every spectator in the stands
is hushed with anticipation.

24
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Tension's so thick,
you could cut it with a knife.

25
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As the clock ticks ominously away...

26
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Aw, cut the gab, Uncle Scrooge,
and hike the darn ball, will ya?

27
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Sure, lads.
As soon as that elephant leaves.

28
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- What elephant?
- Hike!

29
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Go long, Uncle Scrooge!

30
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- Hey, no fair!
- I'm clear! I'm clear!

31
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Head for home plate, Mr. McDuck.

32
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I got it. I got it!

33
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[Woman gasping] Stop the car, Vincent.

34
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I suggest you take this bloated toy away
from Scrooge McDuck's money bin

35
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before he has you arrested.

36
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- But I'm Scrooge McDuck.
- Nonsense.

37
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Anyone with that much money
would never wallow in the mud.

38
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- But... But...
- To the new car dealer, Vincent.

39
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This one is dirty.

40
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Oh, don't pay that snob
any mind, sir.

41
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Yeah, you can play football
if you want to.

42
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Yeah, you're the richest duck
in the world.

43
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With or without mud.

44
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No, she has a point, lads.

45
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If I want to attract rich clients,
I've got to start acting rich.

46
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Fine, sir. Then we'll get you cleaned up
right after your peanut butter sandwich.

47
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No, Beakley.
No more common food for me.

48
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Today, Scrooge McDuck is lunching
with his fellow rich folks.

49
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What'll you have, Mr. McDuck?
The usual?

50
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No hot dogs today, Joe.
I'm thinking of eating in there.

51
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You kidding? They charge two bucks
for a glass of water.

52
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I know, I know. But it's time
I started showing everybody

53
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that I've got a little class.

54
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Oh, so now my hot dogs don't have
enough class for you anymore, huh?

55
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- Now wait, Joe.
- Well, fine!

56
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Fine.

57
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- I'd like a table.
- Oui, monsieur.

58
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Not we, just me.

59
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[Chuckling] No, monsieur. I said "oui."

60
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That is the classy
French word for "yes."

61
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Uh, thank you.

62
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I mean, souffle.

63
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Great Scot, look at these prices.

64
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Oh, well. It's worth it to make a good
impression with these snooty folks.

65
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It might even help my business.

66
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GarCon, give me the most
expensive dish on the menu.

67
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[Launchpad] Make that two.
And throw on a side of fries.

68
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- Good grief, it's Launchpad!
- Yo, Mr. McD!

69
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I just remembered that you
owed me a lunch, so I dropped in.

70
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Shh! How did you find me?

71
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[Chuckling] I ran into Joe.
Boy, he was as steamed as his hot dogs.

72
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Well, now that you're here,
try to show a little class.

73
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No sweat, Mr. McD.
"Little class" is my middle name.

74
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Voila.

75
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- Starboard engine's ablaze.
- No, Launchpad, it's all right.

76
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[All gasping]

77
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Excuse moi.

78
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I think my social standing
just sat down.

79
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Well, must be going, all. Reservoir.

80
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You know, Mr. McD,
I'd skip this joint if I were you.

81
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They don't even serve burritos.

82
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Not even my beautiful money
can cheer me up today.

83
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I spent my whole life
acquiring a fortune,

84
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but there's no one to impress with it.

85
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I never even get invited
to fancy parties.

86
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Well, I'm going to change that.

87
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Tonight, Scrooge McDuck
takes his place in society.

88
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[Woman] Next time, Vincent,
let's bring the big car.

89
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[Chattering]

90
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Sorry, old bean, but this party's
only for important people.

91
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Get the hint?

92
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Aye, I know. The Association
of Status Seekers, right?

93
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I want to join.

94
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[Scoffs] What makes
you think you'd qualify?

95
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I have 72 kajillion dollars.

96
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And a battered hat. So what?

97
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To get in here, old bean,
you need status.

98
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Something every snob
in town is dying to own.

99
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Well, I don't know about status,
but I own this hotel.

100
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Oh, well, then I supposed
I can at least show you around.

101
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Now, over there is Gloria Snootlick.

102
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She enjoys the status
of owning expensive necklaces.

103
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[Woman] You call
that dog collar jewelry, darling?

104
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With my big diamond, no one
can out-status Lady Delardo.

105
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Maybe she should get a chauffeur
to drive that thing.

106
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Speaking of driving,
here's Dr. Kunstenweimer.

107
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Ja. I just bought
my tenth Rolls Canardly.

108
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[Man] But, of course. One needs
at least ten for status these days.

109
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OK. What entitles that guy to be here?

110
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Oh, he owns the pink Fakasso.

111
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Sold his father's gold teeth to buy it.

112
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He gets invited to all the parties.

113
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That's one way to cut your food costs.

114
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You still don't get it, old bean.

115
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Look, I'm the president of the
Status Seekers for important reason:

116
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I own this,

117
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Breath of a Salesman.

118
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Yuck. That's almost as ugly
as the Mask of Kuthululu.

119
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Don't laugh, old bean.

120
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Anyone here would give their grandmother
for that status symbol.

121
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- The Mask of Kuthululu is marvelous.
- It's hideous.

122
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- I'm glad I got rid of it.
- You owned the Mask of Kuthululu?

123
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Where is it?
I'll give you a million dollars for it.

124
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- Two million!
- Five! Ten!

125
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- Just give me that mask!
- Do you mean to say

126
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that with that monstrosity,
I could get into your club?

127
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Get in? Why, we'd make you
our new president.

128
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- What?
- Move over, old bean.

129
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You're about to be out-snobbed.

130
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Odd bodkins. This Club Fed
penitentiary is really nice.

131
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If I ever get arrested,
I'll demand to be sent here.

132
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The Blueblood Beagle Boys
will see you now, sir.

133
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Follow me, please.

134
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I say, Bernaise, do you feel up
to a game of polo?

135
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Oh, no, Bicep, we did that yesterday.

136
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Charles Upstuck III
to see you gentlemen.

137
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Welcome, Charles.
How good to see you again.

138
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What can we do for you,
as it were?

139
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I need you to pull a little job
for me, Bonaparte.

140
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We'd love to help, Charles.

141
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But the Jail Birdie is next week.

142
00:08:01,447 --> 00:08:04,143
Ah, yes, prison golf tournament.

143
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[Bonaparte] Correct. Fore!

144
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Would an original Van Goat
change your social calendar?

145
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[All] Ooh!

146
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Status supreme. It's a deal.

147
00:08:17,062 --> 00:08:22,329
Oh, guard! Pack our bags and tell the
warden we've escaped for a week or so.

148
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Mmm, very good, sir.

149
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[Seagulls squawking]

150
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[Nephew] Don't look now, Uncle Scrooge.

151
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Every status seeker in town
is following us.

152
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[Chuckling] They're hoping I'll lead
them straight to the Mask of Kuthululu.

153
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Get below, everyone!

154
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Why, that rotten, rude nobody!

155
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He's got a submarine.

156
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- Take her down, lads.
- Aye, aye, Captain Scrooge.

157
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[People shouting]

158
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[Chuckling] That'll lose them.
Well, crew, what's for lunch?

159
00:09:00,272 --> 00:09:04,402
- Peanut butter sandwiches.
- [All] Yeah!

160
00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:08,178
We're far out to sea now.
Let's look around.

161
00:09:10,149 --> 00:09:14,984
Uh-oh. There's a ship about one mile
behind us on the same course.

162
00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:18,512
Zig to the south, Launchpad,
and try not to hit anything.

163
00:09:18,591 --> 00:09:20,650
Aye, aye, sir.

164
00:09:21,594 --> 00:09:25,928
So enough secrecy, already.
Where are we headed, Uncle Scrooge?

165
00:09:25,998 --> 00:09:29,024
Right here. The island of Ripantero.

166
00:09:29,101 --> 00:09:33,128
Years ago, I swapped the mask there
for a bushel of emeralds.

167
00:09:33,205 --> 00:09:36,663
- [Mrs. Beakley] Mr. McDuck, come here!
- Oh, what is it, Beakley?

168
00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:41,907
- That ship is still on our tail.
- There's something fishy going on.

169
00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:44,211
All right, lads, evasive action.

170
00:09:44,283 --> 00:09:47,446
Zig east, then zag north,
run in circles,

171
00:09:47,519 --> 00:09:49,544
dive, then double back twice.

172
00:09:49,622 --> 00:09:52,182
[Launchpad] Did he say
zig west or zag west?

173
00:09:52,291 --> 00:09:54,156
- [Nephew] Not west, east.
- What?

174
00:09:54,226 --> 00:09:56,558
East! East!

175
00:09:57,630 --> 00:10:01,862
OK, crew. Let's see how badly
we out-maneuvered that ship.

176
00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:05,097
It's still there. Who are those guys?

177
00:10:05,170 --> 00:10:09,664
Ha ha ha. That sub-sonic beeper
I hid on McDuck's cargo crates

178
00:10:09,742 --> 00:10:11,437
really did the trick.

179
00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:13,478
We'll be able to track him anywhere.

180
00:10:13,579 --> 00:10:16,742
But why doesn't his equipment
pick up the sound?

181
00:10:16,815 --> 00:10:20,376
It does, but Scrooge
completely ignores it.

182
00:10:20,452 --> 00:10:21,419
[Squeaking]

183
00:10:21,520 --> 00:10:23,886
You see,
it's the love call of a jellyfish.

184
00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:26,254
And Scrooge's beeper
sounds just like it.

185
00:10:26,325 --> 00:10:29,590
But doesn't that signal
attract other jellyfish?

186
00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:33,723
Who cares? Since when did jellyfish
need a status symbol?

187
00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:35,357
[All laughing]

188
00:10:35,467 --> 00:10:39,733
We've got to figure out some way
to lose that ship. If only I could...

189
00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:41,568
- [rumbling]
- Whoa!

190
00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:44,609
- What is that?
- About a 6.8 on the Richter.

191
00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:48,168
Galloping guppies!
We're in big trouble!

192
00:10:48,247 --> 00:10:49,475
What is it, Dewey, lad?

193
00:10:49,548 --> 00:10:55,453
A jellyfish as big as the Astrodome
is hugging our ship to pieces.

194
00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:59,958
This is terrible. Dreadful. Ghastly.

195
00:11:00,726 --> 00:11:03,854
Hey, why don't we fire
some torpedoes at it?

196
00:11:03,929 --> 00:11:07,092
- Sorry, Louie, there aren't any.
- Terrific.

197
00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:10,635
I've eaten chili with more
fire-power than this tub.

198
00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:12,330
Hey, chili! That's it!

199
00:11:13,138 --> 00:11:16,107
Louie, get a box
while I find the chili powder!

200
00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:19,542
- Oh, I get it.
- Grab the pepper too, Dewey.

201
00:11:19,645 --> 00:11:22,546
- Get all the spices.
- What are you guys up to?

202
00:11:22,614 --> 00:11:26,550
You'll see, Launchpad.
Open torpedo tubes.

203
00:11:30,155 --> 00:11:31,986
Fire!

204
00:11:36,161 --> 00:11:38,322
[Squealing]

205
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,863
What is that?

206
00:11:42,968 --> 00:11:46,335
It looks like the Goodyear blimp
eating a submarine sandwich.

207
00:11:46,438 --> 00:11:49,669
Nice try, lads. But now we're airborne.

208
00:11:50,309 --> 00:11:52,470
Ah, back in my natural element.

209
00:11:52,578 --> 00:11:57,015
The sky, the airy reaches,
the wild blue yonder.

210
00:11:57,082 --> 00:12:00,745
Fine, but can you get us back down
to the mild blue under?

211
00:12:00,819 --> 00:12:03,379
Huh? Oh, yeah. I've got an idea.

212
00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:06,583
Sit on those crates
while I switch these cables.

213
00:12:07,326 --> 00:12:09,351
Rock and roll!

214
00:12:23,675 --> 00:12:28,112
Well, anyway, we're alive
and free of that amorous zeppelin.

215
00:12:28,180 --> 00:12:30,546
Right. Now let's get back on course.

216
00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:34,780
Just a minuto, Mr. McD.
I've gotta update my crash chart.

217
00:12:34,853 --> 00:12:38,789
- Submarine, check.
- [Huey] You have a crash chart?

218
00:12:38,857 --> 00:12:42,759
Yep, it's for my insurance company.
Ten more crashes, I get a toaster.

219
00:12:42,828 --> 00:12:47,663
I don't believe it. They actually
outwitted that uncouth blob.

220
00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:52,432
[Bonaparte] Yes, and now they is headed
off to the island of Ripantero.

221
00:12:52,504 --> 00:12:58,204
So that's where the Mask of Kuthululu
is. Full steam ahead, gentlemen!

222
00:12:59,578 --> 00:13:02,411
Ah, the island of Ripantero. We won!

223
00:13:02,481 --> 00:13:07,578
Don't count your chickens
before they're masked. Look!

224
00:13:07,653 --> 00:13:09,985
Those strangers beat us here.

225
00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:11,682
[Groans]

226
00:13:11,757 --> 00:13:16,490
Bring those crates, lads. I'm going
to get to the bottom of this right now.

227
00:13:16,562 --> 00:13:20,896
Those scoundrels can't be
far ahead of us, crew. Follow me!

228
00:13:22,234 --> 00:13:24,361
- Whoa!
- Whoa!

229
00:13:25,904 --> 00:13:28,668
I don't remember any tiger traps
on Ripantero.

230
00:13:28,740 --> 00:13:32,699
[Charles] Let's just call it a recent
land development, old bean.

231
00:13:32,778 --> 00:13:38,273
I should have known. Charles Stick 'Em
Up III and his ditch-digging friends.

232
00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:42,311
After I rearrange your face, McDuck,

233
00:13:42,387 --> 00:13:44,685
I'll ignore that unkind remark.

234
00:13:44,756 --> 00:13:49,693
Forget these lowlifes, Bicep.
We're here for the Mask of Kuthululu.

235
00:13:49,761 --> 00:13:51,786
Ta-ta, old bean.

236
00:13:51,864 --> 00:13:53,957
[Groaning]

237
00:13:54,032 --> 00:13:57,263
Now I want to take
his presidency more than ever.

238
00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:00,965
[Huey] Well, then quit squawking,
Uncle Scrooge, and give us a hand.

239
00:14:01,039 --> 00:14:04,668
Yeah, opportunity knocks
only skin deep.

240
00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:11,014
Well, chief, how about trading the mask
for this stylish diamond-studded watch.

241
00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:17,077
Me no need ticky-tocker. When light,
me work. When dark, me sleep.

242
00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:21,252
- Fine, fine. What about a nice...?
- Poke in the snout?

243
00:14:21,326 --> 00:14:24,261
- McDuck.
- Forget this scoundrel.

244
00:14:24,329 --> 00:14:27,492
I'll give you this solid-gold Squawkman.

245
00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:29,898
I'll give you a solid-gold Gadillac.

246
00:14:29,968 --> 00:14:33,734
- A bottle of emeralds.
- Paris original for your wife.

247
00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:35,397
Moon-rock earrings.

248
00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:38,408
[Chuckling] No, no, my friends.

249
00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:41,002
Look around.
We no need such things.

250
00:14:41,079 --> 00:14:44,640
But in Duckburg,
these is big status symbols.

251
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:48,242
In Ripantero, these are big junk.

252
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,254
We keep mask. Ta-ta.

253
00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:53,257
- All that work.
- For nothing.

254
00:14:54,026 --> 00:14:57,587
By the way, chief,
what is a status symbol here?

255
00:14:57,663 --> 00:15:00,393
You mean, what makes one man

256
00:15:00,465 --> 00:15:03,559
- more envied than another?
- Yeah.

257
00:15:04,469 --> 00:15:06,596
A big tummy.

258
00:15:07,272 --> 00:15:09,934
That's a symbol
that carries a lot of weight.

259
00:15:10,008 --> 00:15:15,446
Chiefy, I have something here that'll
add inches to your social standing.

260
00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:19,075
- Inches?
- Calorie-loaded peanut butter.

261
00:15:19,184 --> 00:15:21,948
[Speaking foreign language]

262
00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:24,045
McDuck, you got a deal.

263
00:15:24,122 --> 00:15:27,785
Yippee! Now I'm the king
of the social jungle.

264
00:15:27,859 --> 00:15:29,622
Too bad, old bean.

265
00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:31,560
[Groans]

266
00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:36,459
Behold the Mask of Kuthululu.

267
00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:40,301
- My treasure!
- Then let's bury it.

268
00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:44,934
- Thanks, chief. Enjoy.
- Yep. Happy scales to you.

269
00:15:45,043 --> 00:15:48,069
Yum, yum. [chuckling]

270
00:15:48,146 --> 00:15:52,310
Sorry, Charles.
You must be devastated.

271
00:15:52,384 --> 00:15:56,684
That upstart thinks he'll get my
presidency without a social scuffle.

272
00:15:56,755 --> 00:16:01,590
But I've not yet begun to fight.
Not by a long shot.

273
00:16:07,099 --> 00:16:10,432
Phew! Lmagine common peanut butter

274
00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:13,869
being worth more than
this crate full of fancy doodads.

275
00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:17,499
- And lighter too.
- Hey! What's this?

276
00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:20,477
- [Beeping]
- It looks like a tracking device.

277
00:16:20,545 --> 00:16:24,811
No wonder Charles Upstuck the Nerd
was able to follow us.

278
00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:27,545
- Get rid of it, Huey.
- Right.

279
00:16:27,619 --> 00:16:30,383
It's the long lob!

280
00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:35,017
Cast off, lads.
We're heading back for Duckburg.

281
00:16:35,093 --> 00:16:37,254
Yeah!

282
00:16:38,463 --> 00:16:41,899
Ah, the Mask of Kuthululu,
mine once more.

283
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:46,529
Mr. McDuck, why would you want
to own such an abomination?

284
00:16:46,605 --> 00:16:48,698
Well... [stammers]

285
00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:51,538
...because there's only one like it
in the world.

286
00:16:52,210 --> 00:16:56,738
- Thank goodness for that.
- It's a gross-out, Uncle Scrooge.

287
00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:02,345
Aye, lad. But when you can afford
the best and you buy the worst,

288
00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:06,653
- that's a sign of true status.
- Something you'll never have.

289
00:17:06,725 --> 00:17:08,886
You again.

290
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,224
Kindly hand over the mask, McDuck,

291
00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:15,198
and you'se won't have to be barbecued.
Like this.

292
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:17,098
Periscope down.

293
00:17:20,038 --> 00:17:24,668
At times like these, I remember
the words of the immortal Socrates:

294
00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:26,506
Youch! [howling]

295
00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:32,107
The latest in aero-space lasers. Even
my weapons have more status than you.

296
00:17:33,385 --> 00:17:35,444
Now hand over the mask.

297
00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:39,951
- Never!
- Just give him the hideous thing.

298
00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:44,985
No! If these sharks think they can rob
me with that overgrown flashlight,

299
00:17:45,097 --> 00:17:48,032
- they can just go fish.
- Fine.

300
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:51,536
Then allow me to change your status
from "old bean"

301
00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:53,571
to "refried bean."

302
00:17:53,638 --> 00:17:56,198
Bicep, light up his life.

303
00:17:56,308 --> 00:18:00,142
[Louie] Give him the mask,
Uncle Scrooge! It's not worth it.

304
00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:02,646
Hey, who stole the sun?

305
00:18:03,415 --> 00:18:05,645
[Squeaking]

306
00:18:07,352 --> 00:18:09,320
Hey, call our lawyer.

307
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,582
- Hey! Get us out of here!
- Listen.

308
00:18:11,656 --> 00:18:15,422
That blob of jelly must have liked
that beeper we sent over.

309
00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:18,725
Hold-up's over, Launchpad.
Steer us out of here.

310
00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:22,460
I say, old bean,
you can't just leave us here like this.

311
00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:26,630
Here's a clue for you all.
Put a little spice in his life.

312
00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:28,866
- [Iellyfish grunts]
- Gesundheit.

313
00:18:30,041 --> 00:18:35,308
Congratulations, Mr. McDuck.
The mask is absolutely stunning.

314
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:38,315
And now that you own
the ultimate status symbol,

315
00:18:38,383 --> 00:18:41,716
we hereby proclaim you
our new president.

316
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,118
[People] Here here.

317
00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:46,089
Squeeze me bagpipes.
Now I'm one of you.

318
00:18:46,158 --> 00:18:49,650
Yeah, as long as you
don't do anything embarrassing.

319
00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:51,662
Embarrassing? Like what?

320
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:55,427
Like last week's little fiasco
in the restaurant.

321
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:58,060
Oh. [chuckling] Oh, that.

322
00:18:58,136 --> 00:19:00,866
Well, that was really my friend's fault.

323
00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:05,672
Then we don't want friends like that,
now do we, Mr. McDuck?

324
00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:07,439
Uh, no.

325
00:19:07,512 --> 00:19:10,845
Those Muddy football games are out too.

326
00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:14,443
- Right, Mr. President?
- Uh... uh, right, right.

327
00:19:14,519 --> 00:19:16,384
Excuse me.

328
00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:20,357
Whew. This social climbing
is making me afraid of heights.

329
00:19:20,425 --> 00:19:22,723
Hi, Uncle Scrooge! Sorry we're late.

330
00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:27,527
Yeah. Well, actually, lads, you're
early. Can you come back tomorrow?

331
00:19:27,599 --> 00:19:31,467
I brought you your favorite
peanut butter cracker treats.

332
00:19:31,536 --> 00:19:35,302
I don't like them anymore,
and neither do my friends.

333
00:19:35,373 --> 00:19:40,276
Uncle Scrooge? Are you
saying those snobs are invited

334
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:44,509
- and we're not?
- I have to keep up appearances.

335
00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:48,552
- You understand.
- Even I understand, Mr. McD.

336
00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:50,986
We're not good enough for you anymore.

337
00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:54,822
But don't you see, I need these people.
They're important.

338
00:19:54,893 --> 00:19:56,861
It hurts to be an outsider.

339
00:19:56,928 --> 00:20:01,695
Kindly elevate your appendages and
no one will be physically discomforted.

340
00:20:02,567 --> 00:20:06,025
- What did he say?
- Stick 'em up and you won't get hurt.

341
00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:10,006
If Mr. McD wants us to leave,
now would be a good time.

342
00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:15,206
Yeah. But even if he doesn't want us
right now, he definitely needs us.

343
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,738
Right. Let's give
those galoots what for.

344
00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:22,953
Let's not have any heroes, all right?

345
00:20:23,021 --> 00:20:26,286
Come on, friends.
We can take them if we all charge.

346
00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:28,918
What? And get our hands dirty?

347
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:33,057
Forget it, old bean.
They won't help you.

348
00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:37,363
Old bean!
Why, you're Charles Upstuck III.

349
00:20:37,435 --> 00:20:39,960
No... No, I'm not.

350
00:20:40,038 --> 00:20:41,972
Oh, yes, he is.

351
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:46,602
Charles, I'm writing a very stern note
to the committee about this.

352
00:20:46,711 --> 00:20:49,271
Heads up! [shouting]

353
00:20:51,683 --> 00:20:55,983
I believe this is an apropos time
to depart, Bicep.

354
00:20:56,054 --> 00:20:57,783
I concur.

355
00:20:57,856 --> 00:21:01,792
No, stick around, boys.
And I do mean stick.

356
00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:08,095
Have one on me, buddy.

357
00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:15,865
Upstuck carries the ball to the 20,
the 15, the ten.

358
00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:19,637
But McDuck brings him down
at the one-yard line.

359
00:21:22,147 --> 00:21:24,843
You did swell, crew. Thank you.

360
00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:27,248
Yes, yes, very nice.

361
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:30,880
But the fact remains,
they can't stay at this party.

362
00:21:30,989 --> 00:21:34,925
- [People chattering in agreement]
- You ungrateful pack of snobs.

363
00:21:34,993 --> 00:21:38,429
These are my friends.
They may be common to you,

364
00:21:38,496 --> 00:21:42,159
but at least they have the common sense
to do the right thing.

365
00:21:42,233 --> 00:21:45,600
[Scoffs] Then go back to your hot dogs
and football, McDuck,

366
00:21:45,704 --> 00:21:49,071
- because you'll never be one of us.
- Fine.

367
00:21:49,140 --> 00:21:53,201
Then I don't have to pretend
that I like this ugly mask anymore.

368
00:21:53,278 --> 00:21:55,439
The mask! I want it!

369
00:21:55,513 --> 00:21:58,744
- No, I want it!
- I want that mask!

370
00:22:01,786 --> 00:22:04,619
They're not such a bad lot after all.

371
00:22:04,689 --> 00:22:07,852
They like playing in the mud
more than we.