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- Life is like a hurricane

2
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- Here in Duckburg

3
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- Race cars, lasers, airplanes

4
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- it's a duck-blur

5
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- Might solve a mystery

6
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- Or rewrite history

7
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- DuckTales
Ooh-woo-ooh

8
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- Every day they're out there making

9
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- DuckTales
Ooh-woo-ooh

10
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- Tales of derring-do
Bad and good luck tales

11
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- D-d-d-danger

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- Watch behind you

13
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- There's a stranger out to find you

14
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- What to do?
Just grab on to some

15
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- DuckTales
Ooh-woo-ooh

16
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- Every day they're out there making

17
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- DuckTales
Ooh-woo-ooh

18
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- Tales of derring-do
Bad and good luck tales

19
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- Ooh-woo-ooh
Not pony tales or cotton tales, no

20
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- DuckTales
Ooh-woo-ooh -

21
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[thundering]

22
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- [Monster groaning]
- It's... It's terrible!

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It's... It's horrible!

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Good thing it's... it's only a movie.

25
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[Louie screams]

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- [Both] What's the matter?
- I'm out of popcorn.

27
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Quackaroonie! Uncle Scrooge's Monster
Movie Marathon sure is packing 'em in.

28
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The Scroogerama Dome
always does good business.

29
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Because it only shows quality films.

30
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[Growling]

31
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Do you really think
there are monsters in the world?

32
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Well, if I ever run into one,
I'll let you know.

33
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[All shriek]

34
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- [Growling]
- [Shrieking]

35
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Don't run, boys, it's only my friend
Arnold Schwarzenfeather.

36
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He's here to drum up publicity
for my Monster Movie Marathon.

37
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He's an actor
in low-budget horror films.

38
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But what I really want to do
is direct low-budget horror films.

39
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[Chuckles] Everybody said my
Scroogerama Dome wouldn't make a dime.

40
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And it certainly has been fun
proving everybody wrong.

41
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Uncle Scrooge,
do you believe in monsters?

42
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Well, in my adventures I've seen
all manner of beasts and creatures.

43
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And I've had business partners
that stood my feathers on end.

44
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But monsters like Quackenstein,
Drakeula, and the Wolf Duck

45
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are only movie make-believe.

46
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Aw, too bad.

47
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[Scrooge] Duckworth, what do you think
of my latest investment?

48
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The words "colossal blunder"
immediately come to mind, sir.

49
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Where you see a worthless old wreck,
I see a million-dollar money maker.

50
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Oh, good for you, sir.

51
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We'll have to put a wee bit of cash
into fixing up the wreck.

52
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I meant, the place.

53
00:03:06,719 --> 00:03:10,155
But, Duckworth, this
colossal blunder you're looking at,

54
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is going to be the new
Duckburg Convention Center.

55
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Luckily, the next butler's convention
is going to be in Dogburg.

56
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Sorry, Mr. McDuck, but the pier's
tilings must be replaced.

57
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- We'll need more money.
- [Grunts]

58
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All the wiring must be replaced.

59
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- We'll need more money.
- [Groans]

60
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- More money!
- Ah!

61
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- More money!
- [Shrieks]

62
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"More money" used to be
two of my favorite words.

63
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I've never lost money on a project.

64
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And I'll make a profit on this one,
even if it costs every dime I have.

65
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Your new convention center will be
perfect for my club's annual meeting.

66
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I'll be so happy to have your money...
I mean, to have you, Mr. Wolf.

67
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There will be about 50 of us. Do you
suppose you might provide us with...

68
00:04:01,140 --> 00:04:04,109
[howling]... rooms?

69
00:04:04,176 --> 00:04:06,701
[Howling] Rooms?

70
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Oh, anything you say.

71
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Duckworth, Mrs. Beakley, boys?

72
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My, you're happy to see us, sir.

73
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Aye. You're going to
help me make money.

74
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- How touching, sir.
- [Huey] What's up, Uncle Scrooge?

75
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I'm turning my Duck Mansion
into a hotel.

76
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Long enough to give
50 homeless conventioneers

77
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a place to spend their money.

78
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Operator, please connect me
with Swannsylvania 6000.

79
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[Howling]

80
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[Hooting]

81
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[Man] This is Monster's Unanimous,
Count Drakeula speaking.

82
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[Mr. Wolf] Drakeula, how are you?

83
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Oh, feeling kind of blah.

84
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Well, I've got news
that will cure the blahs.

85
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Monster's Unanimous will be howling

86
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at the Duckburg
Convention Center this year.

87
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Blah!

88
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Stop fooling around, Count Drakeula,
we have serious work to do.

89
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You write the invitations, and I'll
get started on the water balloons.

90
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[Cackling]

91
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Ah, Duckburg.

92
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Now that's a town
I could really sink my teeth into.

93
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Hurry up in there!

94
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Sorry, but I still have to call Mummy.

95
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Good, then you can tell your mommy
goodbye, you wimpy little nerd.

96
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You better not call me names.

97
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Ooh! What are you gonna do about it?

98
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[Growling]

99
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[Shrieking]

100
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[Howling]

101
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- What's a wolf doing around here?
- Maybe it's a werewolf.

102
00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:11,229
It's probably just another one of Uncle
Scrooge's monster movie promotions.

103
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[Mr. Wolf howls]

104
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But, to be on the safe side,
we better go ask him.

105
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[Snoring]

106
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Colossal blunder, eh?

107
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Would you like salt and pepper
when you eat your words, Duckworth?

108
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- Uncle Scrooge!
- Uncle Scrooge!

109
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There's a wolf out there.

110
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Were... wolf?

111
00:06:34,293 --> 00:06:37,558
- That was my guess.
- What's going on, lads?

112
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Did you hire another actor to run around
howling like a werewolf?

113
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[Huey] Or is there a real werewolf
howling out there?

114
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I didn't hear any howling.

115
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Now, now, lads.
Remember what I told you.

116
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There's no such thing as werewolves,

117
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or Quackensteins, or vampires.

118
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Quackenstein, The Thing, and
The Creature from The Blue Lagoon.

119
00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:03,578
I will never forget
The Creature's last pool party.

120
00:07:03,656 --> 00:07:07,490
The food was a little soggy,
but we had a very nice wet bar.

121
00:07:09,995 --> 00:07:13,431
The Mummy, The Daddy,
The Killer Pumpkin.

122
00:07:13,499 --> 00:07:18,129
- Didn't somebody turn him into a pie?
- Oh, that's right.

123
00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:19,432
Bigfoot.

124
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I hope she doesn't ask me
to dance this year.

125
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And what monster convention
would be complete without The Blob?

126
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[Squeals]

127
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[Gurgling]

128
00:07:59,445 --> 00:08:04,473
Oh, Quacky Smacky,
I can't wait to go shopping in Duckburg.

129
00:08:04,550 --> 00:08:09,681
It will give us a chance to break in
our new Monster Charge credit card.

130
00:08:12,224 --> 00:08:14,692
More orange juice, dear?

131
00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:18,930
All right, dear. Have a nice jog.

132
00:08:18,998 --> 00:08:21,125
[Groaning]

133
00:08:21,200 --> 00:08:24,226
Oh, I'm the luckiest ghoul in the world.

134
00:08:26,138 --> 00:08:30,632
Any particular reason your club wants
to meet under a full moon, Mr. Wolf?

135
00:08:30,709 --> 00:08:33,940
Well, for some of us,
this is the only time

136
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we can really let our hair down. [howls]

137
00:08:38,751 --> 00:08:43,882
Please don't be alarmed, Mr. McDuck,
if our group seems a little different.

138
00:08:43,956 --> 00:08:46,925
Oh, bah. Who cares if you're different?

139
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As long as you carry
a major credit card. [chuckles]

140
00:08:52,665 --> 00:08:55,828
- How different?
- Well...

141
00:08:55,901 --> 00:08:58,165
- [car approaching, honking]
- Aah!

142
00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:03,239
- Hey, Wolfie!
- Hey. The Blob is here.

143
00:09:05,878 --> 00:09:07,846
[All laughing, chattering]

144
00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:16,017
- Hey, now we have a convertible.
- [All laugh]

145
00:09:20,092 --> 00:09:21,457
Now, now, friends.

146
00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:26,020
I know our annual convention
is always a great chance to unwind.

147
00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:29,568
Except, of course, for The Mummy.

148
00:09:31,003 --> 00:09:34,097
He's too wrapped up in his work.

149
00:09:35,608 --> 00:09:36,973
[Clears throat]

150
00:09:37,042 --> 00:09:41,206
Fellow monsters, this year we are
going to do more than just have fun.

151
00:09:41,313 --> 00:09:45,875
It's time we made some progress
in our struggle for monster rights.

152
00:09:45,951 --> 00:09:48,920
But first...

153
00:09:49,021 --> 00:09:52,457
...let's party!

154
00:09:59,131 --> 00:10:04,228
Last one into the convention center
is a blob!

155
00:10:18,150 --> 00:10:21,677
My convention center!
I must stop those monsters.

156
00:10:22,054 --> 00:10:25,148
I gotta hand it to you, McDuck,
when it comes to making money,

157
00:10:25,224 --> 00:10:26,782
you'll try any crazy scheme.

158
00:10:27,192 --> 00:10:30,719
Thank you, chief, but we have to stop
those monsters before they...

159
00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:35,859
Give me a break, McDuck.
That was just another publicity stunt.

160
00:10:37,336 --> 00:10:42,501
Oh, no! I've lost a fortune.
[Wailing] Oh, no.

161
00:10:42,608 --> 00:10:45,577
Well, I'm going home, McDuck.

162
00:10:45,678 --> 00:10:49,774
I was up all night
answering werewolf calls.

163
00:10:49,848 --> 00:10:52,578
No, honestly, these are real monsters.

164
00:10:52,651 --> 00:10:54,812
They arrived in that big pink bus.

165
00:10:56,555 --> 00:11:00,924
Sure they did. And I flew in
on a little purple pogo stick.

166
00:11:01,026 --> 00:11:04,189
Now stop causing public disturbances,
McDuck, or else...

167
00:11:04,296 --> 00:11:07,561
Was I seeing things?

168
00:11:07,633 --> 00:11:11,933
Indeed you were, sir.
I saw the very same things you did.

169
00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:15,940
After they destroyed your colossal...
[clears throat] convention center,

170
00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:20,308
they piled into that big pink bus,
and, as the boys say...

171
00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:21,744
...burned rubber, sir.

172
00:11:22,414 --> 00:11:24,075
Wonder where they went.

173
00:11:24,149 --> 00:11:28,108
They said something about
checking into their hotel, sir.

174
00:11:28,220 --> 00:11:30,085
[Scrooge] Ah! My mansion!

175
00:11:30,656 --> 00:11:34,422
- [Indistinct cheers]
- This is really living.

176
00:11:34,526 --> 00:11:36,551
Hey, why didn't Uncle Scrooge tell us?

177
00:11:36,628 --> 00:11:39,995
Our guests are actors
for his monster movie promotion.

178
00:11:40,065 --> 00:11:43,091
It'll be almost as much fun
as the real thing.

179
00:11:43,168 --> 00:11:45,636
The real Thing? Right over here.

180
00:11:48,574 --> 00:11:52,010
Now, remember Uncle Scrooge's
three rules of hotel management...

181
00:11:52,077 --> 00:11:54,978
The customer is always right.

182
00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:56,947
Courtesy is good business.

183
00:11:57,016 --> 00:12:01,112
And the bigger the baggage,
the bigger the tip.

184
00:12:02,988 --> 00:12:05,821
Fortunately, your room has a waterbed.

185
00:12:08,694 --> 00:12:11,822
Guess we won't run out of bandages
with you around.

186
00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:16,425
And with all these monsters around,
we're going to need a lot of bandages.

187
00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:18,800
[Groaning]

188
00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:23,105
[Panting] I'll give you two
the honeymoon suite.

189
00:12:23,175 --> 00:12:27,305
And, if it's not big enough,
just knock down a few walls.

190
00:12:27,379 --> 00:12:29,210
Oh, he will.

191
00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:33,308
I wish I'd known Quackenstein
was going to bring his wife.

192
00:12:33,385 --> 00:12:36,047
So? You don't have a wife to bring.

193
00:12:36,121 --> 00:12:39,352
No, but I could've dug up a date.

194
00:12:50,602 --> 00:12:54,368
[Cackling]

195
00:12:54,473 --> 00:12:56,941
Allow me, sir.

196
00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:04,748
Huey, Dewey, yucky.

197
00:13:09,221 --> 00:13:12,190
[Groans] I've been slimed by The Blob.

198
00:13:12,291 --> 00:13:15,658
There's a first time
for everything, sir.

199
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,989
Huh? What's that?

200
00:13:24,369 --> 00:13:25,529
Whoa!

201
00:13:26,672 --> 00:13:29,004
I want to duck your flood.

202
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:33,604
Oh, Mr. Drakeula,
we got the apples you asked for.

203
00:13:35,247 --> 00:13:36,714
Thanks a lot.

204
00:13:37,549 --> 00:13:39,779
You're a real vampire!

205
00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:44,721
Of course, but don't worry,
I only bite apples.

206
00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:46,621
They keep my teeth shiny.

207
00:13:46,692 --> 00:13:49,456
An apple a day keeps the dentist away.

208
00:13:51,563 --> 00:13:56,193
Hey, McDuck,
you want to blob for apples?

209
00:13:57,870 --> 00:13:59,235
Yuck!

210
00:13:59,304 --> 00:14:02,865
Oh, come on, McDuck,
party games are fun.

211
00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:06,308
You should be blindfolded to play
pin the tail on the donkey.

212
00:14:06,378 --> 00:14:10,815
True, but not to play
pin the tail on the invisible man.

213
00:14:11,216 --> 00:14:14,344
[Lnvisible Man hollering]

214
00:14:14,953 --> 00:14:18,320
Well, here's that bone and kibble
you ordered, Mr. Wolf.

215
00:14:18,390 --> 00:14:21,154
Is it part of some low-taste diet?

216
00:14:21,226 --> 00:14:25,595
Mrs. Beakley, this is no ordinary
party animal, he's a real werewolf.

217
00:14:26,932 --> 00:14:27,899
[Screams]

218
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,163
Do you realize how much
your visit has cost me?

219
00:14:31,236 --> 00:14:33,500
In the words of a well-known song:

220
00:14:33,572 --> 00:14:36,006
Pack up your monsters
in your big pink bus

221
00:14:36,074 --> 00:14:39,009
and file, file, file on out of here.

222
00:14:39,077 --> 00:14:41,170
Admit it, Mr. McDuck,

223
00:14:41,246 --> 00:14:44,181
you're making us leave
just because we're monsters.

224
00:14:44,249 --> 00:14:48,686
Aye. Horrifying, dangerous,
incredibly destructive monsters.

225
00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:51,848
Very well, we want our money back.

226
00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:54,552
Money? Back?

227
00:14:54,993 --> 00:14:58,759
Well, let's not be hasty.

228
00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:01,390
- Uncle Scrooge!
- Boys.

229
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,263
Thank goodness you're all right.

230
00:15:03,368 --> 00:15:05,996
I hope those monsters
didn't scare you too badly.

231
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:09,302
Aw, they aren't so scary
once you get to know them.

232
00:15:09,374 --> 00:15:11,274
And they're big tippers.

233
00:15:11,343 --> 00:15:15,609
We'll split our tips with you,
Uncle Scrooge, if you let them stay.

234
00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:17,148
I'm touched, boys.

235
00:15:17,216 --> 00:15:20,674
But the truth is,
I can't afford to kick the monsters out.

236
00:15:20,752 --> 00:15:24,017
If I give them their money back, I'll...

237
00:15:24,089 --> 00:15:27,786
I'll suffer the first business
failure of my entire life.

238
00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:32,121
Poor Uncle Scrooge.

239
00:15:32,197 --> 00:15:33,562
[Blows nose]

240
00:15:33,632 --> 00:15:35,293
I can still break even,

241
00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:39,929
as long as the monsters don't cause
any more major destruction.

242
00:15:40,005 --> 00:15:43,964
He's coming, he's coming.
I knew he would.

243
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,710
He's the life of the...

244
00:15:46,778 --> 00:15:48,746
I knew it wasn't me.

245
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[All laughing]

246
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- [Footsteps thudding]
- [All] Uh-oh.

247
00:15:55,420 --> 00:15:57,786
[Dewey] It's Ping Kong!

248
00:15:57,889 --> 00:16:00,858
We better bring more guest towels,
Mrs. Beakley.

249
00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:03,695
He's not staying here.

250
00:16:03,795 --> 00:16:05,319
Don't be ridiculous.

251
00:16:05,397 --> 00:16:10,357
He'll merely hang out on top of
the tallest building in the city.

252
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:13,836
Oh. [gasps]
My money bin!

253
00:16:13,905 --> 00:16:16,533
- [Siren blaring]
- [Cop] OK, try to remain calm.

254
00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:24,549
- [Sirens blaring]
- [Indistinct chattering]

255
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:31,881
[Growling, coughing]

256
00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:36,023
It's... It's terrible!

257
00:16:36,094 --> 00:16:38,358
It's... It's horrible!

258
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:42,526
- It's, it's...
- It's only a publicity stunt.

259
00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:45,468
Now break it up, everybody. Go home.

260
00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:47,971
[Scrooge] Call the Army.
Bring the Air Force.

261
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,598
You've got to do something.

262
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:53,202
Nice try, McDuck, but you can't
make a monkey out of me.

263
00:16:53,278 --> 00:16:55,246
I told you, no more publicity stunts.

264
00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:56,679
But... But, Chief!

265
00:16:56,782 --> 00:16:59,546
You had traffic tied up for miles.

266
00:16:59,651 --> 00:17:03,883
I'll give you 24 hours to remove that
balloon or robot or whatever it is.

267
00:17:03,955 --> 00:17:08,619
If you don't, you'll be running your
monster movie promotion from jail.

268
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,356
Now move along, people, move along.

269
00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:14,763
If you want to see a real gorilla,
go to the zoo.

270
00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:18,291
Very well, sir, I'll inform Mr. McDuck.

271
00:17:18,370 --> 00:17:20,338
[Clears throat] Almost immediately.

272
00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:22,266
Good news?

273
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:28,109
Your lawyer, sir. He says your insurance
policies don't cover monster damage.

274
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,943
Ooh...

275
00:17:30,048 --> 00:17:32,278
It's finally happened, Duckworth.

276
00:17:32,351 --> 00:17:36,845
I've had my first colossal blund...
business failure.

277
00:17:36,922 --> 00:17:42,292
Oh, and there seems to be some sort
of riot at the Scroogerama Dome.

278
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:43,656
Riot?

279
00:17:44,162 --> 00:17:48,121
[All] Down with monster movies,
up with monster rights.

280
00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:53,136
Down with monster movies,
up with monster rights.

281
00:17:53,205 --> 00:17:57,574
You know, Quackimodo,
Mr. Wolf was absolutely correct.

282
00:17:57,676 --> 00:18:02,613
Conventions are fun,
but it feels good to have a purpose:

283
00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:07,641
To work together to improve life
for all monsterkind.

284
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:12,122
- Besides, we ran out of water balloons.
- True.

285
00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:18,862
Mr. McDuck, can you believe it?
We finally found our cause.

286
00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:23,526
The owner of this theater
is giving monsters a bad name.

287
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:27,936
- Monster movies turn people against us.
- Uh-huh.

288
00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:31,635
- Make children afraid of us.
- Uh-huh.

289
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:34,474
And we don't get a dime out of it.

290
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:37,844
But I own this theater.

291
00:18:37,916 --> 00:18:41,079
I'm sure some
financial arrangements can be made.

292
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:43,917
You own this theater?

293
00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:48,653
Nothing makes me a mad dog quicker
than the misuse of monsters.

294
00:18:48,727 --> 00:18:53,164
Mr. McDuck,
we're going to close your theater down!

295
00:18:53,231 --> 00:18:55,893
[Howling]

296
00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:58,629
Ahh!

297
00:18:59,604 --> 00:19:04,064
- Aah... Huh?
- Mr. Werewolf?

298
00:19:04,142 --> 00:19:08,272
- May I have your autograph?
- Autograph?

299
00:19:08,346 --> 00:19:11,509
You're my most favorite monster of all.

300
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:14,552
[Drakeula] Isn't it wonderful?
The kids, they love us.

301
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:17,213
They aren't afraid to be scared at all.

302
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:22,282
Say cheese.
Make that Muenster cheese.

303
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:25,124
Muenster cheese.

304
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:31,294
Thanks, Mr. Werewolf!

305
00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:36,271
I had no idea. She really likes me.

306
00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:40,211
Aye. Kids love monsters.

307
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:46,614
Everybody loves monsters.
You're very popular, in demand.

308
00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:49,482
Mr. Wolf, I have a wee idea

309
00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:52,557
that should make both of us
want to howl at the moon.

310
00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:59,557
- I appreciate your cooperation, Chief.
- My pleasure, Mr. McDuck.

311
00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:02,930
Nothing wrong with a little chaos,
as long as it's organized.

312
00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:05,629
Hey, hey, stay in line there.
No cuts, no cuts.

313
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:08,468
Programs, get your programs.

314
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:12,601
Can't tell The Thing from The Blob
without a program.

315
00:20:12,677 --> 00:20:16,238
Mr. McDuck,
you know I don't mind helping out,

316
00:20:16,314 --> 00:20:19,647
but three performances a day
is a bit much.

317
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:22,585
Chins up, Mrs. Beakley,
the week's almost over.

318
00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:26,112
Thank goodness. Ooh, I'm on.

319
00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:31,457
[Crowd exclaiming]

320
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,457
Oh, help, help.

321
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:37,933
Will no one save beauty from the beast?

322
00:20:38,036 --> 00:20:40,334
Not me, how about you?

323
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:43,169
Another sellout, Mr. McDuck.

324
00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:47,200
With our share of the profits, we can
afford to hold next year's convention

325
00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:49,041
anywhere in the world.

326
00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:52,880
I'm voting for Tokyo.

327
00:20:52,951 --> 00:20:57,012
I'm voting for Great Neck, New York.

328
00:20:57,822 --> 00:21:00,086
You're on, fellas.

329
00:21:03,228 --> 00:21:06,891
Well, Duckworth,
my monster show's a howling success.

330
00:21:07,499 --> 00:21:10,957
I've already made enough profit
to rebuild my convention center

331
00:21:11,036 --> 00:21:13,163
- and repair the mansion.
- [Crowd] Aah!

332
00:21:13,572 --> 00:21:16,507
My colossal blunder
is a colossal wonder.

333
00:21:16,575 --> 00:21:19,203
My heartiest congratulations, sir.

334
00:21:19,277 --> 00:21:23,338
And if I might say,
you are indeed a pip, sir.

335
00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:24,575
Thank you, Duckworth.

336
00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:27,846
You know, the most important thing
I've learned from all this

337
00:21:27,919 --> 00:21:30,353
is that monster movies are all right,

338
00:21:30,422 --> 00:21:33,391
but nothing packs them in
like a live performance.

339
00:21:33,491 --> 00:21:36,119
[Crowd cheering]

340
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:41,694
- Let us terrify you

341
00:21:41,766 --> 00:21:44,234
- Let us make you scream

342
00:21:44,302 --> 00:21:45,394
[shrieks]

343
00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:49,031
- Let us make you shiver in your shoes

344
00:21:49,140 --> 00:21:52,075
- We know how to scare away the blues

345
00:21:52,143 --> 00:21:55,909
- Let us petrify you

346
00:21:55,981 --> 00:21:59,747
- You cannot run away

347
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:02,753
- Welcome to our monster show

348
00:22:02,821 --> 00:22:08,782
- We are the monsters on parade -

349
00:22:10,862 --> 00:22:13,330
[cheers and applause]