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- Life is like a hurricane

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- Here in Duckburg

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- Race cars, lasers, airplanes

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- it's a duck-blur

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- Might solve a mystery

6
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- Or rewrite history

7
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- DuckTales
Ooh-woo-ooh!

8
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- Every day they're out there making

9
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- DuckTales
Ooh-woo-ooh!

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- Tales of derring-do
Bad and good luck tales

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- D-d-d-danger

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- Watch behind you

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- There's a stranger out to find you

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- What to do?
Just grab on to some

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- DuckTales
Ooh-woo-ooh!

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- Every day they're out there making

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- DuckTales
Ooh-woo-ooh!

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- Tales of derring-do
Bad and good luck tales

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- Ooh-woo-ooh!
Not pony tales or cotton tales, no

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- DuckTales
Ooh-woo-ooh! -

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[alarm ringing]

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Mirth and be merry!

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Look what day it is!

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Happy Dime Polishing Day, sir.

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- Thank you, Duckworth.
- Love the skirt, sir.

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It's a kilt.

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Come along, Duckworth.
Let's begin the yearly polish.

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It's rather large for a dime,
wouldn't you say, sir?

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A quarter? Where's my
Number One dime?

30
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Sound the alarm! Call the police!
Someone took my lucky dime!

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[Alarm ringing]

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Hey! What's going on, Duckworth?

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The Number One dime.
It's presence is sorely missed.

34
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Uncle Scrooge, wait!
We've got your dime!

35
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Later, boys. This is a crisis.

36
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You've got it?!

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That's it. Whew!

38
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- We took it.
- We gave you our lucky quarter.

39
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Yeah. We won six rounds
of Ducky Kong with it.

40
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It came back out of the machine
every time.

41
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Besides, it's a quarter.

42
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That makes it two and a half times
luckier than your dime.

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Boys, you've got to promise me never
to touch my Number One dime again.

44
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Gee, Uncle Scrooge,
what's so special about it?

45
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It's responsible for my move to America.

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And for my wealth.

47
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How did one measly dime
do all that, Uncle Scrooge?

48
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[Scrooge] Sit down and I'll explain it
while I give the dime its yearly polish.

49
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Now then, boys, it all started

50
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when I was a wee lad,
knee high to my father's kilt.

51
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[Bagpipes playing]

52
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I wanted to grow up
and play the bagpipes like me father.

53
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But i saw a better future in the
newly invented electric bagpipes.

54
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For some reason, McPoppa thought
my talent was in business.

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And insisted i try it first.

56
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So that's exactly what i did.

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I'd like to be president of this bank.

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I insist on a top salary, pension plan
and a two week paid vacation every year.

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Don't worry, I'm qualified.
I was me eighth grade class treasurer.

60
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I learned the hard way that the bottom
is where you start in life.

61
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I tried my luck at the telegraph office.

62
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But when i got my wires crossed,
it made my boss very cross.

63
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Finally, the only place left to try
was Curly's Barber Shoppe.

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You're to shine shoes,
sweep up the hair and feathers,

65
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and help customers with their coats.
Got it?

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Aye. But I insist on a top salary,
pension plan

67
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and two week paid vacation every year.

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[Curly] I'll pay you nothing.

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- Sounds fair.
- You'll work for tips.

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Get to work shining
this ditch digger's boots.

71
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Aye, sir. Right away, sir.

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[Scrooge] Hour after hour
i chipped away at that mud

73
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like McMichelangelo would marble.

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It was me first job and i don't think
i've ever worked so hard in my life.

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Finally i finished.
And from the shine in his boots,

76
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i could see how tired i was.

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But it was worth it
when he gave me this.

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My Number One dime.

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A dime must've been worth a lot more
back in the old days.

80
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'Cause it won't even buy bubblegum
these days.

81
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Well, that first dime
certainly didn't make me rich.

82
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In fact, as far as my parents
were concerned, it was worthless.

83
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You worked yourself weary for this?

84
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That dime isn't worth ten cents
here in Scotland.

85
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You'll have to go
to America to spend it.

86
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Might not be a bad idea.

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I hear it's the land of opportunity.

88
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Oh, I could never
leave you and McMomma.

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I want to stay in Scotland,
smell the heather,

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and play the bagpipes
just like you, McPoppa.

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[McPoppa] It's hard to squeeze out
a good living that way.

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You deserve better. I want you
to work smarter, not harder, lad.

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[Scrooge] i knew McPoppa knew best.

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And somehow i also knew
that dime was a sign.

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A sign that my fortune
lay across the sea in America.

96
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As it were, i had an uncle,
Catfish McDuck,

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who had migrated there.

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He was a riverboat captain.

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He wrote to us the abundant wealth
there for the taking.

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So i decided to save my money
and move to America.

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I'd take my McPoppa's advice.

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I worked smarter not harder.

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It took most people years
to save enough money to go overseas.

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I did it in a few months,
with the help of my father's suspenders.

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[Laughs]

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[Seagulls calling]

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- Goodbye, Scroogie. Write to us.
- I'll send money home, McMomma.

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Good luck, son. Remember...

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I know, McPoppa.
Work smarter not harder.

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No. Take these blasted
bagpipes with you.

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[Bagpipes sputter]

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- I'll miss the lad.
- Aye.

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[Scrooge] i set sail
on the Queen Mary of Scots.

114
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It took two weeks to cross the Atlantic.

115
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And a long, hard two weeks it was.

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Lucky for me, i had my bagpipes
to keep me company.

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And, of course, my dreams
of the riches that awaited me

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on the other side of the Atlantic.

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America wasn't at all what i'd expected.

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Still, i was certain
riches were just around the corner.

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- You're under arrest.
- Arrest? What for?

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For wearing a dress in public.

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It's a kilt!

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I don't care if it's a hoop skirt,
I'm running you in.

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[Scrooge] 'Twas in jail where i
first encountered the Beagle Boys.

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[Whistling, chuckles]

127
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Look at them legs, Butch.

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Kind of homely,
ain't she, Wild Bill?

129
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Ma would kill for a pretty skirt
like that, and she has.

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[All laugh]

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How'd you get out of jail,
Uncle Scrooge?

132
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Well, I had to post
my Number One dime for bail.

133
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Finally,
my case came up in court.

134
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But it looked grim.

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The defendant will rise.

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Your Honor, the State charges Scrooge
McDuck with disgusting the public.

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His appearance is unmanly, un-American,

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and those bony knees
are the biggest crime of all.

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- Why, you no good...
- Oh, yeah? Well, I'm gonna...

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Order! Order!

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This court has decided
to sentence you to 30 days.

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Me? In the slammer?

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- No. In a skirt.
- On what grounds?

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For insulting Judge Scotty McGillicutty.

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- Does this mean I'm free?
- Aye. You're Scot free.

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- Do I get my dime back?
- Welcome to America, laddie.

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[Scrooge] So, with that
situation settled,

148
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i used a wee bit of Scottish charm

149
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and set out to find
my filthy rich Uncle Catfish.

150
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Of course, i was hoping some of my
uncle's success would rub off on me.

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He was more filthy
than he was rich, though.

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I found out why they called him
"Catfish." That's what he smelled like.

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- [Cats moaning]
- [Flies buzzing]

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What about those letters you sent?
I thought you were rich.

155
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Well, if cats were money, I'd be rich.

156
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I will be rich, if I could just
settle the rights to that plantation.

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Cornpone Gables. I used to haul freight
for old Colonel Cornpone.

158
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- So did I.
- Who are you?

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They call me Old Man Ribbit, monsieur.

160
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Colonel Cornpone went to his reward
owing me money.

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The plantation is mine,
you crazy Cajun!

162
00:10:00,466 --> 00:10:02,832
Oh, no, sir.
That belong to moi.

163
00:10:02,935 --> 00:10:06,894
- I got the freight liens to prove it.
- Well, my freight liens say it's mine!

164
00:10:07,006 --> 00:10:09,770
- Poppycock! It's mine.
- Mine!

165
00:10:09,842 --> 00:10:14,336
Oh, you ribbit me the wrong way,
Mr. Catfish.

166
00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:18,144
Wait. Why not settle this
once and for all?

167
00:10:18,217 --> 00:10:20,913
Oh, oui. Perhaps a duel.

168
00:10:20,986 --> 00:10:23,921
- Shall we say pistols at dawn?
- Swords at sunset.

169
00:10:23,989 --> 00:10:26,423
- Grenades after dinner.
- Canons at midnight.

170
00:10:26,492 --> 00:10:29,552
Why not a race?
A riverboat race.

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- Winner takes all.
- That's a good idea, mademoiselle.

172
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Let's race.

173
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[Scrooge] The two riverboats were
to race from Notches to Buzzard Bend.

174
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Uncle Catfish made me his partner
and we manned the Cortland Queen.

175
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Old Man Ribbit was being helped by one
of the Beaver Boys in the Silt Slapper.

176
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At the sound of the gun... we were off.

177
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The Cortland Queen took an early lead.

178
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But what Uncle Catfish and i
didn't know,

179
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was that Old Man Ribbit
was more cagey than Cajun.

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With help from the other Beaver Boys,

181
00:11:06,398 --> 00:11:09,697
Old Man Ribbit
was going to see to it he won.

182
00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:26,818
Sacrebleu! We sacre blew it!

183
00:11:27,886 --> 00:11:29,615
I will show them, mon ami.

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- [Cackling]
- Faster, partner, faster!

185
00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:40,431
But faster didn't help.

186
00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:42,592
That cagey Cajun's bad turn

187
00:11:42,668 --> 00:11:45,330
kept our paddle wheel
from turning at all.

188
00:11:45,404 --> 00:11:47,964
We were certain to lose everything now.

189
00:11:52,611 --> 00:11:56,707
Nasty old riverboat captain used
every dirty trick in the book.

190
00:11:56,782 --> 00:11:58,272
And some, he just made up.

191
00:11:58,350 --> 00:12:01,513
But Uncle Catfish and i
weren't out of the running yet.

192
00:12:05,424 --> 00:12:08,484
- Ah!
- Uncle Catfish!

193
00:12:17,336 --> 00:12:18,894
Worthless contraptions!

194
00:12:18,971 --> 00:12:22,907
Now work hard, Scroogie. We've got
to catch up with the Silt Slapper.

195
00:12:25,978 --> 00:12:28,446
Why didn't I think of it before?

196
00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:35,650
[Scrooge] "Work smarter, not harder,"
my McPoppa always said.

197
00:12:38,824 --> 00:12:41,520
Move your tail, you worthless beaver!

198
00:12:41,593 --> 00:12:42,958
We can still win.

199
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,934
Good work, Scroogie!

200
00:12:53,005 --> 00:12:55,735
The plantation is ours, partner!

201
00:12:56,108 --> 00:13:00,272
Hold it. Who said anything
about sharing the plantation?

202
00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:02,677
I thought we were partners.

203
00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:06,115
We were. In the race.
And for that, I intend to pay you.

204
00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:09,587
[Scrooge] Uncle Catfish gave me
a shiny half dollar.

205
00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:13,820
So is that how you got rich,
Uncle Scrooge?

206
00:13:13,892 --> 00:13:16,452
No. That's how Uncle Catfish got rich.

207
00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:21,366
I figured if I was going to get rich,
I'd have to go into business for myself.

208
00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:23,697
Be me own boss. Cotton swab.

209
00:13:23,769 --> 00:13:27,500
So, I bid my cheapskate uncle farewell.

210
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:31,538
And i worked my way north
to mine for gold on the Klondike.

211
00:13:31,610 --> 00:13:35,512
This time i was certain
all i had to do was find a plot of land

212
00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:37,014
and start digging.

213
00:13:46,091 --> 00:13:48,855
[Man] No women allowed.
Beat it, Betty.

214
00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:53,031
[Scrooge] The landscape
looked like a gopher hotel.

215
00:13:53,098 --> 00:13:55,658
But eventually i found a claim to stake.

216
00:13:57,803 --> 00:14:01,864
The weather on the Klondike
was as nasty as the grizzly bears.

217
00:14:01,940 --> 00:14:04,500
Snow, wind, sleet.

218
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:07,443
My assets were frozen. It was horrible.

219
00:14:10,749 --> 00:14:14,412
But i kept on digging, even though
the other miners gave up hope and left.

220
00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:20,648
My hard work paid off handsomely.

221
00:14:20,726 --> 00:14:24,992
I even made enough money to send some
to my poor McMomma and McPoppa.

222
00:14:26,265 --> 00:14:28,199
Look what Scroogie sent.

223
00:14:29,134 --> 00:14:31,193
Very nice, McPoppa,

224
00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:35,138
but how are we supposed to spend
American money in Scotland?

225
00:14:39,311 --> 00:14:42,246
So you got rich digging for gold, huh?

226
00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:46,842
Well, I did make a plaid dandy living,
but I didn't feel rich.

227
00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:49,820
Not yet. Something was missing.

228
00:14:49,888 --> 00:14:51,719
I wanted more.

229
00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:54,691
- More what?
- I wasn't sure, lad.

230
00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:57,194
But I did try to use the gold wisely.

231
00:14:57,262 --> 00:15:01,358
- Like my McPoppa said...
- [all] "Work smarter, not harder."

232
00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:05,062
Right. So I invested every penny of it.

233
00:15:06,838 --> 00:15:10,535
My first real business venture
was to buy my own plot of land.

234
00:15:10,609 --> 00:15:13,772
Oklahoma Timberland. The best there is.

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Trees for days.

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You'll make so much money,
you'll have to build a bin to put it in.

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Hey, nice skirt.

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[Scrooge] i even bought a train
to haul the lumber.

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Aah!

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There was only one wee problem.

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He sold me a train with no tracks.

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There was only one thing i could do.

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Lay railroad tracks as i went.

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So i hired some workers
and promised to pay them a fair wage

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as soon as i reached
my Oklahoma Timberland.

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We were making good time
until we were stuck in our tracks...

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...by Ma Beagle and the Beagle Boys.

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Jump that track. This is a stick-up!

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Uh-oh. Those are either train robbers

250
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or the ugliest welcome wagon
I've ever seen.

251
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Well, if it ain't Purty Skirty.

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- It's a kilt.
- I don't care if it's a hoop skirt.

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Get away from that safe.

254
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Never. My most valuable possession
is in there.

255
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Then we're blasting it open.

256
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You wouldn't dare blast
with me standing here.

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[Screaming]

258
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A lousy dime?

259
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I used the best dynamite
stolen money can buy

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for a lousy dime?

261
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Here, Ma.
Happy Mother's Day.

262
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You always steal such pretty things.

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- You're such a good boy.
- Aw, shucks.

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[Scrooge] That was the second time
i lost my Number One dime.

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And the first time i lost my kilt.

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I was determined to get them both back.

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So, i tracked them to their hideout,

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bringing along a little help.

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Come out of there, kilt snatchers!

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- You're surrounded.
- [Ma Beagle] We're not coming out!

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All right. You leave me no choice.

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This calls for Scottish warfare.

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[Bagpipes play shrilly]

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He's fighting dirty, Ma!

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Tell him to play fair, Ma!

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Play Fair Ma? I don't know that one.

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If you'll hum a few bars,
maybe I can fake it.

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- [Continues playing]
- [Screaming]

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[Groaning] I can't wait for the
peace and quiet of a nice prison.

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[Scrooge] With Ma Beagle and her boys
back in the slammer,

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i moved on to me Oklahoma Timberland.

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But when i got there,
there was another wee problem.

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No trees.
I'd been swindled out of all my money.

284
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There wasn't enough wood on the land
to feed a baby beaver.

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And the railroad workers were ready
to take their pay out of my hide.

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It was time for me
to make some tracks of my own.

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All the money i had
was my Number One dime.

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And i couldn't let them have that.

289
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So i buried it, right in the center
of my worthless timberland.

290
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But i struck oil. A gusher!

291
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And all thanks
to my lucky Number One dime.

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[Cackling]

293
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I made enough money
to pay the railroad workers.

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And start my first savings account.

295
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So you got rich selling oil,
right, Uncle Scrooge?

296
00:18:56,134 --> 00:19:01,003
Uh... Well, I made a lot of money,
all right. But I didn't feel rich.

297
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- Not yet, I didn't.
- So what did you do next?

298
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I risked it all to go international.

299
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Tell me, Scrooge,
are you still trading crude oil?

300
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[Man 2] Don't you know
the real money is in diamonds?

301
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Yes. Wiggley and I just bought
some African diamond mines.

302
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We'd be willing to sell you
a teensy weensy share.

303
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You know, just so you can keep up
with the Piggley Wiggleys, as it were.

304
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I don't think so, Piggley.
What about this plot of land right here?

305
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Oh, that? Just worthless coal fields.

306
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Coal has no value in Africa whatsoever.

307
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It's so hot there,
who needs to burn it?

308
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Then I'll buy your coal fields.

309
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This is the spot
to put out the peanuts.

310
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Does he really expect to make money
planting peanuts?

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I knew he was a little off
the day I laid eyes on that kilt.

312
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It's a skirt!

313
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[Stuttering] I mean...

314
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I hate to tell you this,
Scrooge, old boy,

315
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but peanuts won't grow in Africa.

316
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Who's growing peanuts?

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- [Thundering footfalls]
- What's that? An earthquake?

318
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The stock market crashing?

319
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No. Just the sound of money
coming my way. Look.

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- [Piggley] Elephant stampede!
- [Trumpeting]

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[Wiggly] They're heading
for the peanuts!

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[Scrooge] See, with the peanuts
I attracted the elephants.

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With the weight of the elephants,
I created enough pressure

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to turn the coal into diamonds.

325
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Oh, brilliant, McDuck!

326
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Where can we buy some peanuts?

327
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Why, from McDuck Peanut lmports,
of course.

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[Scrooge] By this time i had made so
much money i couldn't sleep at night.

329
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So i had to build that money bin.

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There was so much money,
i could swim through it.

331
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Which is still one of my
favorite pastimes.

332
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Now were you rich, Uncle Scrooge?

333
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Oh, just the opposite, lad. Without
me parents I felt poorer than ever.

334
00:21:12,871 --> 00:21:15,806
Then when did you start to feel richer?

335
00:21:15,874 --> 00:21:20,743
Well, I guess it was about the time
your Uncle Donald went away to sea.

336
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What did he do?

337
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Well, he left you boys with me.

338
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And then Mrs. Beakley
and wee Webby showed up and...

339
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...for the first time I... that's it!

340
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You boys and Mrs. Beakley and Webby.

341
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Why, even Duckworth made it happen.

342
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What did we do?

343
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Don't you see? For the first time
since I left Scotland...

344
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...I have a family.

345
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And having a family
to share my wealth with makes me...

346
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...well, truly rich.

347
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Does that mean we can
have a raise in our allowance?

348
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You don't need it.
We've got each other.

349
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What do you say we all go over
to the money bin for a dip together?

350
00:22:04,522 --> 00:22:07,025
I'd rather have a raise in my allowance.

351
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I'd rather have a raise in my allowance.

352
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But... OK.

353
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Yay!

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[All cheering, hollering]