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<i>Life is like a hurricane</i>

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<i>Here in Duckburg</i>

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<i>Racecars, lasers, aeroplanes</i>

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<i>It's a duck-blur</i>

5
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<i>Might solve a mystery</i>

6
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<i>Or rewrite history</i>

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<i>- DuckTales
- Ooh-ooh</i>

8
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<i>Every day they're out there
making DuckTales</i>

9
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<i>Ooh-ooh</i>

10
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<i>Tales of derring-do,
bad and good-luck tales</i>

11
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<i>- D-d-d-danger!
- Watch behind you</i>

12
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<i>- There's a stranger
- Out to find you</i>

13
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<i>What to do?
Just grab on to some DuckTales</i>

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<i>Ooh-ooh</i>

15
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<i>Every day they're out there
making DuckTales</i>

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<i>Ooh-ooh</i>

17
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<i>Tales of derring-do,
bad and good-luck tales</i>

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<i>Ooh-ooh</i>

19
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<i>Not ponytails or cottontails</i>

20
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<i>- No, DuckTales
- Ooh-ooh</i>

21
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To the left.
No, more to the right.

22
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Sheesh.
Make up your mind, Mr. McD.

23
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If you're confused,
I don't have a chance.

24
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He's going to drop it in the pool, I just
know it. A million-dollar statue in the drink.

25
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Whew. That should prove to Mr. McD.
I'm not a pilot without brains.

26
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I'm a pilot without gas!

27
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Nobody worry. I'm OK.

28
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Launchpad,
you are living proof of reincarnation.

29
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Nobody could become
such a stupid pilot in one lifetime.

30
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I'm washed-up. Mr. McD. swore
he'd never hire me again.

31
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It's not fair. You've only made
two or three hundred mistakes.

32
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He called me a space-case.

33
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Really? Maybe he thinks
you should be an astronaut.

34
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You think?
Gee, if I were an astronaut,

35
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that would prove to Mr. McD.
what a great pilot I am.

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Welcome to the Duckburg Aeronautics
and Space Administration.

37
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Dr. Von Geezer will see you now.

38
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Ah, so this is your application.

39
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For a moment, I thought a grown man
wrote this childlike scrawl.

40
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I'm sorry, son, but you are much too young
for the space program.

41
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<i>No, it's my application.</i>

42
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This idiotic, undecipherable,
enigmatic gobbledegook is yours?

43
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Ha-ha.
Every scribble and doodle.

44
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Aha. You just might be
the astronaut... er...

45
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astro-not we're looking for.

46
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OK, Doc, ready to blast off.

47
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<i>Ach. No, mein duck,
you are not an astronaut yet.</i>

48
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First, you must beat out the competition.

49
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I eat competition for breakfast.

50
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Where do I go?
Who am I up against?

51
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Meet Ronny.

52
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Lots of luck, pal. You're gonna need it
to beat this century's smartest pilot.

53
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Yeow!

54
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Too bad he doesn't know we're looking
for this century's dumbest pilot.

55
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<i>Ja, ja, ja. If he fails the tests, we may not
have to send the chimp into space after all.</i>

56
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Your first test is flight simulation.

57
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<i>This will give you the sensation of flying in
outer space und landing back on the earth.</i>

58
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Now is your turn.

59
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What fun! I'll never go back
to choppers again.

60
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Whoa!

61
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Nobody worry. I'm OK.

62
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Amazing.

63
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In all my years in the space program, I
have never seen anyone crash a simulator.

64
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This tank will give you the sensation
of walking in space.

65
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So, in you go.

66
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This is fun, but I had no idea
space was this wet.

67
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Chimp checks out A-OK.

68
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<i>Und Launchpad?</i>

69
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- He's... swelling, sir.
- Swelling?

70
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It wasn't my fault, it was the chimp.
Honest. You gotta believe me.

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Amazing.
You even crashed a spacesuit.

72
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Two can play at this chimp's game.

73
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I'll make sure he crashes this time.

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Ah, Launchpad, here you are. Good work.
Next is the G-force simulator.

75
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Lots of luck, Ronny.
You're gonna need it, banana-breath.

76
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This time, you go first.

77
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No, no, no. I-I can't.
My spacesuit shrank in the wash.

78
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No, you first, so you can't blame
your failure on the monkey.

79
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Gah!

80
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Launchpad, why the long face again?

81
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What do you expect? D.A.S.A. is gonna
send a monkey into space instead of me.

82
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Nah, you'll be picked.
You're the super-duperest.

83
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I'll bet that's D.A.S.A. with the good news.

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Launchpad McQuack's residence.
Doofus eating... er, speaking.

85
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This is Dr. Von Geezer speaking.

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<i>Tell Herr McQuack he is
just the astronaut we're looking for.</i>

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<i>Tell him he's got the right stuff.</i>

88
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You're it!
You're an astronaut!

89
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Really? This will prove to Mr. McD.
I'm not a stupid pilot.

90
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Doctor, are you sure you want to send
that stupid pilot into space?

91
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He's not stupid.

92
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Of course he is.
What better person to test

93
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my new idiot-proof computer guidance
system than with a proven idiot?

94
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<i>Und where is our idiot...
er, astronaut, anyways?</i>

95
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He's on his way to Launchpad Two.
Blasts off in five minutes.

96
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Launchpad, stop!

97
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Now, was that Launchpad Two
in five minutes

98
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or Launchpad Five in two minutes?

99
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Sheesh. No room for hitchhikers this trip.

100
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You can't go!

101
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Not like this, I can't.

102
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<i>Dr. Von Geezer,
someone's activated the Voyager probe!</i>

103
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Launchpad, wait.
I've got to tell you something.

104
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Whoa!

105
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Launchpad, help!

106
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What was it you wanted to tell me, Doofus?

107
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Oh, boy.
Am I glad you're a smart pilot.

108
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Uh-oh. Something's screwy. I was
supposed to orbit Earth, not leave it.

109
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Oh, no.
Does this mean I'll miss supper?

110
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<i>What dummkopf
launched the Voyager probe?</i>

111
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It wasn't to leave until tomorrow.

112
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Doctor, come quick.

113
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<i>The Voyager is detecting
some sort of bizarre life forms, sir.</i>

114
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<i>Ach, du pretzel.</i>

115
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Don't tell me
we made contact with a Martian.

116
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No, sir. With a McQuack.

117
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What? That idiot
got into the wrong spaceship.

118
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How could I be so stupid
to hire someone so stupid?

119
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Wh-Wh-Whhere we goin', Launchpad?

120
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Beats me. If I can find the radio
I can ask Dr. Von Geezer.

121
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Maybe this is it.

122
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<i>Greetings to the people of Mars.</i>

123
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<i>We send this probe in peace.</i>

124
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<i>Mars?
I will miss supper.</i>

125
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Hail, Ping -
Ping the Pitiless!

126
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Emperor Ping.

127
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The Territory of Zuch
brings you... jewels.

128
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What lovely jewels.
See how they sparkle.

129
00:10:00,299 --> 00:10:05,327
Ping is pleased. You shall continue to be
a slave to the state for another year.

130
00:10:05,404 --> 00:10:09,465
Oh, thank you.
Your Pitilessness, you're too kind.

131
00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,203
Uh-oh.

132
00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,768
What is this? A crack?!

133
00:10:15,314 --> 00:10:18,340
Uh, no, no, no.
No, it can't be. I-I checked.

134
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You expect your emperor to accept
flawed, worthless junk?

135
00:10:22,321 --> 00:10:27,884
No, of course not.
I b-b-beg your forgiveness, p-please.

136
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You leave me no choice.

137
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Spot!

138
00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:38,630
Oops. That was just a hair. Sorry!

139
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<i>Greetings to the people of Mars.</i>

140
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<i>We send this probe from Earth
to collect data und specimens.</i>

141
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Hey, help us outta here.
We're being buried in a rummage sale.

142
00:11:02,928 --> 00:11:05,419
<i>I'm so glad to meet you.</i>

143
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<i>A collection of Earth sounds.</i>

144
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Guards, stop this thief!

145
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Who are you?

146
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I thought so.

147
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How dare you steal my riches?
Invaders, rob their riches!

148
00:11:33,926 --> 00:11:36,520
- No, don't do that.
- Why not?

149
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Uh, let's see.
Because Earth is poor. Yeah, that's it.

150
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:44,659
Why else would they send a tramp...
er, me up here to rob ya?

151
00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:52,000
Very well. We will not invade Earth.
We'll destroy Earth instead!

152
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Then again, maybe robbery
wasn't such a bad idea.

153
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Throw them into the dungeon!

154
00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:05,616
Hey, let us go!

155
00:12:05,691 --> 00:12:08,592
Help!

156
00:12:18,737 --> 00:12:21,399
<i>The Voyager probe
has landed on Mars, Dr. Von Geezer.</i>

157
00:12:21,473 --> 00:12:24,101
But there's no sign
of Launchpad or Doofus.

158
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:29,013
What will we do, sir?
We can't just leave 'em up there.

159
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:31,743
We'll send a rescue rocket.

160
00:12:31,817 --> 00:12:35,253
But, sir, Launchpad
was our only trained astronaut.

161
00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:38,915
No, there is one other.

162
00:12:38,990 --> 00:12:41,754
Huh? Uh-oh.

163
00:12:49,501 --> 00:12:53,267
Hey, get your green mitts off me.
You can't do this to us.

164
00:12:53,338 --> 00:12:58,173
I demand a trial!
A lawyer? A phone call?

165
00:12:59,644 --> 00:13:02,704
C'mon! Even E.T. Got to phone home.

166
00:13:02,781 --> 00:13:04,305
Yaah!

167
00:13:06,017 --> 00:13:09,077
Get in there, you mangy monkey!

168
00:13:13,658 --> 00:13:16,422
Welcome to Ping's Pit for the Pitiful.

169
00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:18,486
Are you boys lifers too?

170
00:13:18,563 --> 00:13:20,929
I hope not.
What are you in for?

171
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Jaywalking.

172
00:13:22,367 --> 00:13:25,632
<i>Sheesh.
That Ping is pitiless.</i>

173
00:13:25,704 --> 00:13:28,264
I'd bet he'd throw
his own mother in the slammer.

174
00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:30,501
<i>I am his mother.</i>

175
00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:40,314
Do you feel a draft?

176
00:13:41,419 --> 00:13:43,182
Yikes!

177
00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:47,453
Launchpad, you've got to get us
out of here. Use your head.

178
00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:48,891
Good idea!

179
00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:03,398
Launchpad, the keys.
Use the keys.

180
00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:08,272
Nah. They don't work either.

181
00:14:08,346 --> 00:14:11,213
Maybe Dr. Von Geezer was right.

182
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,888
Hey! After them!

183
00:14:24,429 --> 00:14:26,989
Oh, no. Not again.

184
00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:36,568
Quick, in here.

185
00:14:36,641 --> 00:14:39,371
We'll stay here until things cool off.

186
00:14:40,145 --> 00:14:42,875
Missile armed and ready.
Set trajectory for Earth.

187
00:14:44,549 --> 00:14:49,384
Holy smokes, a rocket!
We're about to become roast duck!

188
00:14:50,722 --> 00:14:54,123
Wait a minute.
You're the galaxy's greatest astronaut.

189
00:14:54,192 --> 00:14:59,027
Why don't you fly this rocket back to Earth?
We can warn them about Ping's attack!

190
00:14:59,097 --> 00:15:03,227
Sometimes I hate
living up to this great reputation.

191
00:15:04,903 --> 00:15:08,031
Hey, there they are. Stop!

192
00:15:10,775 --> 00:15:12,709
Move over, Doofus.

193
00:15:12,777 --> 00:15:16,235
Who designs these rockets these days?
Sadistic midgets?

194
00:15:16,748 --> 00:15:18,181
Ten seconds to launch.

195
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:21,947
Too late.
We'll have to tell Emperor Ping.

196
00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:26,719
Five, four, three, two, one.

197
00:15:26,791 --> 00:15:28,782
I must be a better pilot than I thought.

198
00:15:28,860 --> 00:15:31,454
We're blasting off
and I haven't even done anything yet.

199
00:15:31,529 --> 00:15:36,330
Good. I need to get home soon.
If I'm late for supper, Mom will explode.

200
00:15:38,870 --> 00:15:40,303
You tell Ping.

201
00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:41,999
Your Pitilessness...

202
00:15:42,073 --> 00:15:45,509
I beg to report the earthlings
have escaped.

203
00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:48,808
What?!
Catch them, you Martian morons.

204
00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,472
Or else!

205
00:15:50,548 --> 00:15:54,484
But sir, they've climbed
into the missile sent to destroy Earth.

206
00:15:54,552 --> 00:15:58,921
Oh, never mind.
I love unhappy endings.

207
00:15:58,990 --> 00:16:03,154
Does... Does this mean
you'll spare my life, Your Pitilessness?

208
00:16:03,228 --> 00:16:05,253
No. Here, Spot.

209
00:16:07,532 --> 00:16:11,764
Let's see, I fed Spot twice
and I'm blowing up the Earth.

210
00:16:12,270 --> 00:16:16,536
What a nice day I'm having.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

211
00:16:25,950 --> 00:16:29,647
Unidentified flying object
heading this way... from Mars.

212
00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:32,416
<i>Is it the Voyager probe coming back?</i>

213
00:16:32,489 --> 00:16:37,449
No, sir. It's much bigger, moving faster.
Definitely alien.

214
00:16:37,528 --> 00:16:42,966
<i>Martians. Aha! They must have
entered our probe. Guten strudel!</i>

215
00:16:43,033 --> 00:16:46,696
Notify the military,
alert the press, call the White House.

216
00:16:46,770 --> 00:16:50,137
Get me Hollywood.
I want to sell the movie rights.

217
00:16:52,376 --> 00:16:55,641
What's that ticking?
Do you think it's a bomb?

218
00:16:55,713 --> 00:16:59,547
Don't be silly.
You're jumping to conclusions.

219
00:17:02,453 --> 00:17:04,250
See, I told you it's no bomb.

220
00:17:04,321 --> 00:17:09,384
Says here it's a "ther-mo-nuclear
detonator." Ha-ha, that's all.

221
00:17:09,460 --> 00:17:11,655
Well, what do you think a bomb is?

222
00:17:11,729 --> 00:17:13,993
Yaah!

223
00:17:14,064 --> 00:17:16,828
The Martians are coming.
Head for the hills!

224
00:17:19,203 --> 00:17:22,331
- What are we gonna do?
- I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin'.

225
00:17:22,406 --> 00:17:25,239
Hey, look.
A rescue ship.

226
00:17:27,277 --> 00:17:30,508
<i>That chimp is smart.
He's leaving Earth before we blow it up.</i>

227
00:17:30,581 --> 00:17:32,549
It's hopeless.

228
00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:35,176
Don't worry, little buddy.
I'll think of somethin'.

229
00:17:35,252 --> 00:17:37,413
You don't become an astronaut
by being an idiot.

230
00:17:37,488 --> 00:17:41,754
Yes, you do. Why do you think D.A.S.A.
picked you instead of the chimp?

231
00:17:41,825 --> 00:17:43,554
Huh?

232
00:17:46,163 --> 00:17:49,690
Hey, you really think Martians are comin',
Uncle Scrooge?

233
00:17:49,767 --> 00:17:55,433
I'm taking no chances, lad. Leave it to
Launchpad to tell them about my money.

234
00:17:55,506 --> 00:17:58,771
Now they're comin' after it.

235
00:17:59,677 --> 00:18:03,374
Don't just stand there, lads.
Hide your piggy banks.

236
00:18:10,554 --> 00:18:13,887
Only 45 more rooms to go.

237
00:18:14,591 --> 00:18:20,120
I can't believe it. I should've known I was in
trouble when I got an "F" on my blood test.

238
00:18:20,197 --> 00:18:23,223
You'll think of a way to save us.
You're the best.

239
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:26,428
I'm so humiliated.
A certified idiot.

240
00:18:26,503 --> 00:18:29,063
How will I ever face Mr. McD. again?

241
00:18:29,139 --> 00:18:32,199
In 500 pieces if you don't stop this missile.

242
00:18:32,276 --> 00:18:34,642
You've got to prove
everybody's wrong about you.

243
00:18:34,712 --> 00:18:36,976
Show 'em you're a great pilot.

244
00:18:37,548 --> 00:18:39,709
How many tries do I get?

245
00:18:39,783 --> 00:18:44,345
Hurry, lads. We've got to hide this
before the Martians see it. It's priceless.

246
00:18:44,421 --> 00:18:48,551
Look. Here they come!
Get your ganders ready.

247
00:18:56,533 --> 00:18:59,297
Only minutes till Earth goes "boom."

248
00:18:59,369 --> 00:19:03,362
What a pity I can't have this much fun
all the time. Ha-ha-ha!

249
00:19:07,311 --> 00:19:10,439
What are you doing?
Get out of here.

250
00:19:10,981 --> 00:19:13,074
Hey.

251
00:19:13,150 --> 00:19:14,742
Let me out of here!

252
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:19,580
I thought you were my hero.

253
00:19:19,656 --> 00:19:23,524
You were wrong, OK?
Hey, everyone makes mistakes.

254
00:19:25,696 --> 00:19:30,463
But I'm too fat...
er, too young to die!

255
00:19:30,534 --> 00:19:35,938
All right, I'll be your hero. Anything.
I can't stand to see an overgrown kid cry.

256
00:19:36,006 --> 00:19:39,999
- I knew you'd come through.
- Help me find the guidance system.

257
00:19:40,077 --> 00:19:43,410
- What's it look like?
- How should I know? I'm an idiot.

258
00:19:45,449 --> 00:19:49,408
Those Martians look like they took
flying lessons from Launchpad McQuack.

259
00:19:55,793 --> 00:19:59,786
Hey, Doofus, I found the controls.
I can steer this baby.

260
00:19:59,863 --> 00:20:02,730
Way to go!
I knew you could do it.

261
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:06,861
Now there's only one problem -
how to land without blowing up.

262
00:20:06,937 --> 00:20:08,962
<i>The Junior Woodchuck Guidebook says:</i>

263
00:20:09,039 --> 00:20:12,133
"To put out a Martian bomb,
douse it with water."

264
00:20:12,209 --> 00:20:16,236
Great. With five oceans to choose from,
how can I miss?

265
00:20:16,313 --> 00:20:18,543
Get ready for a splash landing!

266
00:20:26,156 --> 00:20:29,523
Oh, no! Not me pool. Not again.

267
00:20:31,995 --> 00:20:36,796
There's something coming outta the rocket.
Stand back, they may be dangerous.

268
00:20:39,336 --> 00:20:41,861
Nobody worry, I'm OK.

269
00:20:41,939 --> 00:20:45,067
Ach, I should have known.

270
00:20:45,375 --> 00:20:47,502
<i>...und for thinking quickly</i>

271
00:20:47,578 --> 00:20:51,241
<i>und taking great piloting action
that saved Earth und mankind,</i>

272
00:20:51,315 --> 00:20:55,877
I give you Duckburg's
highest honor, the Von Geezer Award.

273
00:20:55,953 --> 00:20:58,046
Speech! Speech!

274
00:20:59,489 --> 00:21:03,949
"Fourscore and seven crashes ago..."

275
00:21:04,027 --> 00:21:05,619
Forget it.

276
00:21:05,696 --> 00:21:09,962
I want to thank everybody,
but especially my little buddy Doofus.

277
00:21:10,033 --> 00:21:11,967
Huh? Me?

278
00:21:12,035 --> 00:21:14,697
<i>He believed in me when everyone
thought I was an idiot.</i>

279
00:21:14,771 --> 00:21:17,069
<i>It's because of him I'm a hero.</i>

280
00:21:17,140 --> 00:21:19,665
<i>You're the greatest.</i>

281
00:21:19,743 --> 00:21:22,177
I owe you an apology too,
Launchpad.

282
00:21:22,246 --> 00:21:25,943
I tip my hat to the best pilot in Duckburg.

283
00:21:26,016 --> 00:21:29,144
- Ya mean it, Mr. McD.?
- Yes, I do.

284
00:21:29,219 --> 00:21:33,349
But if you ever come near
my swimming pool again...!

285
00:21:35,759 --> 00:21:41,698
Easy, easy. He's mein only astronaut
now that the chimp is gone.

286
00:21:41,765 --> 00:21:44,928
Hey, wait a minute.
What happened to the chimp?

287
00:21:45,002 --> 00:21:49,803
All hail the ruler of Mars.
All hail.

288
00:21:52,743 --> 00:21:56,474
Good riddance to Ping the Pitiless. Hmph!

289
00:21:58,815 --> 00:22:00,578
Let me out of here!

290
00:22:00,651 --> 00:22:05,816
<i>I'm so glad we met.
Greetings to the people of Pluto.</i>

291
00:22:05,889 --> 00:22:08,289
Pluto? I hate dogs!

292
00:22:08,358 --> 00:22:10,849
Somebody let me out of here!