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Life is like a hurricane
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Here in Duckburg
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Racecars, lasers, aeroplanes
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It's a duck blur
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You might solve a mystery
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Or rewrite history
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- DuckTales
- Ooh, ooh, ooh
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Every day they're out there
making DuckTales
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Ooh, ooh, ooh
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Tales of derring-do,
bad and good luck tales
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- D-d-d-danger
- Watch behind you
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- There's a stranger
- Out to find you
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What to do?
Just grab on to some DuckTales
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Ooh, ooh, ooh
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Every day they're out there
making DuckTales
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Ooh, ooh, ooh
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Tales of derring-do,
bad and good luck tales
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Ooh, ooh, ooh
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Not ponytails or cottontails
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- No, DuckTales
- Ooh, ooh, ooh
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Boy, your plane sure gets dirty
when you crash-land, Launchpad.
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Ah, the old Joy Rider
can take it, little buddy.
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She's as big a hero as I am.
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Why, I remember
the time I was...
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...flying over
the Big Cheese Mountain range
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with zero visibility.
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Suddenly, Mount Limburger,
the biggest mountain in the whole range,
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jumped right out in front of me, and I...
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Uh-oh.
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Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
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Quack-a-gram for Launchpad McQuack!
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That's me. Uhh!
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Uh, why don't you
read it for me, little buddy?
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Sure thing, Launchpad!
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Here you go, pal.
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Thanks, sport.
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"Dear Mr. McQuack,
the people of Duck Ridge
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"cordially request
the honor of your presence
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and participation in our annual
Civil War pageant."
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Wow! The Civil War happened
a long, long time ago.
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You mean I missed it?
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Nah, it's an anniversary celebration.
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The reenactment
of the Battle of Duck Ridge.
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They want you to play the part of...
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General Rhubarb McQuack.
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Of course!
My great-great-grandfather!
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He was a Civil War hero.
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It kind of - ha ha - runs in the family.
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It says you have to be there tomorrow.
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Oh, gee, Launchpad,
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you were supposed to take us on our
Junior Woodchuck field trip tomorrow.
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So? I will.
But it will be a Civil War battlefield trip.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Ha ha ha ha ha.
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There it is, little buddies -
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Duck Ridge, where my
great-great-grandfather
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proved just how great he was.
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I'm gonna take pictures of everything you
do for the Junior Woodchuck scrapbook.
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Be my guest, little buddy.
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Great! Let's start with a closeup!
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Whoa-oa-oa!
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Do you think this could be Mr. McQuack?
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Whoa-oa-oa!
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Can there be any doubt?
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Launchpad McQuack,
great-great-grandson
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of the General Rhubarb McQuack...
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...at your service.
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Ahem. Allow me to, ahem,
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carefully shake your hand, sir.
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Say "cheese"!
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Cheese!
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Uh, Mr. McQuack,
I, Mayor Rufus B. Pinfeathers,
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and the Duck Ridge Historical Society,
are honored you accepted our invitation.
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The honor is all mine, your mayorness.
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It is?
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Ahem. You do realize you will be playing
your great-great-grandfather
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in our reenactment of the battle.
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Yes, and I intend to uphold the great,
great name of my great-great-grandfather
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to the best of my great, great ability.
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I'm sure you will!
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Sir, allow me to introduce
Colonel Beauregard DuBark,
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founder of the Duck Ridge
Historical Society
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and owner of the Duck Ridge
Civil War souvenir shop.
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Just let me say,
we accept all major credit cards.
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Colonel DuBark's ancestor,
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General Elijah DuBark,
fought against your great-great-grandfather
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in the Battle of Duck Ridge.
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It must be tough to have that loss
hanging over your family.
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You have my sympathy, good sir.
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Loss? My dear sir... Huh?
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Don't upset the apple cart
if the apples are still on the tree, sir.
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But, mayor, he...
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We were wondering if you wouldn't mind
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wearing your great-great-grandfather's
uniform in our parade.
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Wow!
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A uniform! And a parade!
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I've never been on
this side of a parade before.
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Why, it's General McQuack.
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My hero!
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Launchpad,
why are all those people laughing?
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Ha ha. I guess they're
just happy to see me.
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Wish I could see them.
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Mr. McQuack, you don't have to act
like General Rhubarb until tomorrow.
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Uh, shall we inspect your troops?
They've been rehearsing for weeks.
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Yeow!
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And it looks like
you've been rehearsing, too.
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Ready, men?
On my command!
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One, two, flee!
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Hey, what are Launchpad's soldiers doing?
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They're acting like
they're-they're running away!
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I don't know about you guys, but I don't
think General Rhubarb won this battle.
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What these fellas need
is a pep talk from their leader,
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the great military genius
who led McQuack's Marauders to victory.
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Well, Beauregard, I'm afraid it's
time we broke the news to Mr. McQuack.
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I may be the only person in the world
to ever say this,
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but I can't wait to see his face.
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Men, we are about to recreate
a great battle of the Civil War.
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This will be our finest hour.
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But we must work as one if we are to win.
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But, Mr. McQuack, you cannot win, sir.
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Just a moment, sir.
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My great-great-grandfather was a hero.
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Our hero! Because of
Rhubarb McQuack's blundering,
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my great-great-grandfather
won the Battle of Duck Ridge!
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I'm sorry that you were confused about
the history of this battle, Mr. McQuack.
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If we'd have known
you were ignorant about it, we...
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Launchpad is not ignorant!
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How many times
do I have to tell people that?
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Let's get back to reality.
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What exactly are you
trying to say, Mr. Mayor?
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Well...
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General Rhubarb McQuack
and his troops
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were stationed at the top
of Duck Ridge Hill.
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The eagle-eyed man
in the observation balloon
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signaled that
DuBark's troops were advancing.
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General McQuack had the advantage.
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His troops were in control
of the high ground.
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All he had to do was draw his sword
and call the charge.
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Unfortunately, the poor fool -
ahem, I mean, your gallant ancestor -
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couldn't even draw his sword!
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His men were stunned. Confused.
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As you know, sir, one cannot
lead a charge without a proper sword.
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The town militia,
led by my great-great-
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greater-than-your-
grandfather-grandfather
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continued advancing uncontested.
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But General Rhubarb McQuack
valiantly tried to turn the tide.
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He yelled, "Charge!"
And charge he did.
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His troops were so ashamed
that they ran away,
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and were never seen
nor heard from again.
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So, you see, Mr. McQuack,
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you simply cannot win
the Battle of Duck Ridge tomorrow.
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Uh, ahem, even so,
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you are still the, uh, star
in our little dramatization.
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We couldn't have
our celebration without you.
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- Well, uh...
- Mr. McQuack,
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I'm sure you will do the right thing.
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You're obviously a gentleman
of the highest degree,
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incapable of disappointing
the throngs of anxious citizens.
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I sure am anxious, honey.
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Or dampen the spirits
of our da-a-arling children,
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who have so looked forward to tomorrow.
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We sure are
looking forward to tomorrow!
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- Please say you'll stay.
- You'll stay.
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- No, say you'll stay.
- You'll stay.
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Say "I'll stay," idiot!
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I'll stay, idiot.
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Ooh-ee!
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Is that a real horse?
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It looks like some cartoon character.
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That is Grace,
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the direct descendant
of General Rhubarb McQuack's horse.
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Won't the two of you look grand?
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I, uh, I have to ride a horse?
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And here's your great-great-
granddaddy's saddle, too.
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Ye-eow!
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Whew, sure is hot.
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Yeah, let's go get a soda and look around.
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Yeah. Come on, Doofus.
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No, thanks, guys. I'm gonna hang around
and finish up my film.
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Gee, Colonel DuBark's
souvenir shop is the biggest store in town!
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No wonder the celebration
is so important to him.
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He'll make a fortune in souvenirs!
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Huey! Dewey! Louie! Help!
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Doofus, what's wrong?
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Launchpad put his saddle on backwards,
and his horse ran away with him!
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Do you know which way they went?
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No, but I got a great picture of them going!
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We'd better start a search!
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Gangway!
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The search is over.
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Whoa! Whoa!
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And I mean whoa!
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Wow, Launchpad rides a horse
like he flies a plane.
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They're going up Duck Ridge!
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Follow that filly!
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Oh, no!
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Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa!
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Whew.
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Crashing horses takes a lot longer
than crashing airplanes.
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Ah, thank goodness for progress.
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Wha-wha...?
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Well, fellas, looks like
we need a firing squad.
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Any volunteers?
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Say, he looks familiar.
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Yeah, so does his horse.
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Holy quackamole!
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- It's him!
- Who, him?
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General Rhubarb McQuack.
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He certainly has aged well.
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- Heavens to helicopters, it's them!
- Them?
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The lost soldiers of...
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Of General Rhubarb McQuack!
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- What happened?
- A secret weapon.
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We surrender!
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You can't take 'em prisoner, Launchpad!
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They're on our side.
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I'm sure Launchpad has a plan.
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What is it, Launchpad?
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Attention!
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At ease, men.
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Men, I am not General Rhubarb McQuack.
I am his great-great-grandson Launchpad.
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That's real unfortunate, sonny.
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Yeah, real unfortunate.
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And we've been hiding out here
ever since the disgrace at Duck Ridge.
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We've managed to keep
our whereabouts a secret.
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We salvaged what we could
to help us survive.
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That was the Merriquack,
our river patrol boat during the war.
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We haven't set foot out of this cave since...
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That lousy, rotten,
bungling polecat McQuack...
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...lost us
the Battle of Duck Ridge!
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Sorry, son. It's not
a pleasant memory for us.
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Ah, even I have unpleasant memories.
Luckily, I don't remember them.
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Ah, here's young Billy.
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This here's Huey, Dewey,
and Louie, Doofus,
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and a guy that looks like
General Rhubarb McQuack. Ain't.
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Young Billy here is our bugle boy.
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Young?
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I lied about my age
so I could join the army.
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And I can still blow a charge
as good as when...
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That lousy, rotten,
bungling polecat McQuack...
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...lost us
the Battle of Duck Ridge!
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You, uh, sure you fellas
haven't been in this cave too long?
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Halt! Who goes there?
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Over here, Eagle Eye.
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Whew! You fellers sure can move fast!
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Old Eagle Eye here's our lookout.
247
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Look out!
248
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See what I mean?
249
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He used to be able to see a flea
on the nose of a distant dog.
250
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- I can still see as good as when...
- I know, I know.
251
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That lousy, rotten,
bungling polecat McQuack...
252
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...lost us
the Battle of Duck Ridge!
253
00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:03,523
These guys are really in a rut.
254
00:15:04,262 --> 00:15:07,959
- Where you going, Eagle Eye?
- We got visitors.
255
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I ain't got time for visitin'!
I'm on guard duty!
256
00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:18,866
I'm off duty in two hours, ma'am.
257
00:15:18,943 --> 00:15:20,843
Grace, look out!
258
00:15:34,559 --> 00:15:37,084
The roof's falling in!
259
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- Run for it!
- Follow me, men!
260
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Not again!
261
00:15:43,101 --> 00:15:45,934
We've got to save the Merriquack!
262
00:15:51,109 --> 00:15:54,545
There ain't no way we can
show ourselves in Duck Ridge.
263
00:15:54,612 --> 00:15:56,512
The shame is too great.
264
00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:59,106
Guess there's no place we can go.
265
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All because of a goof-up by my
not-so-great-great-grandfather.
266
00:16:04,289 --> 00:16:06,587
Ahem. Men? Men!
267
00:16:06,658 --> 00:16:09,855
I cannot change what happened
in that battle long ago,
268
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,522
but I can give you a second chance.
269
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:16,397
And give the name of McQuack
a second chance as well.
270
00:16:16,468 --> 00:16:18,595
Tomorrow on Duck Ridge...
271
00:16:18,670 --> 00:16:22,401
- You're pointing the wrong way.
- Oh. Tomorrow on Duck Ridge...
272
00:16:22,474 --> 00:16:24,738
You're still pointing the wrong way.
273
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:29,712
Tomorrow they will reenact the Battle of
Duck Ridge, commemorating your defeat.
274
00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:32,443
We're gonna give them
their battle. Oh, yeah.
275
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But this time, Launchpad McQuack
is gonna lead the charge!
276
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Ye-eow!
277
00:16:40,358 --> 00:16:43,816
You sure he ain't
General Rhubarb McQuack?
278
00:16:43,895 --> 00:16:47,353
I guess it just runs in the family.
279
00:16:56,908 --> 00:17:01,106
Ha ha. All these people are expecting
Launchpad to lose this battle,
280
00:17:01,179 --> 00:17:03,647
like General Rhubarb McQuack did.
281
00:17:03,714 --> 00:17:05,511
Yeah, but we're gonna show them
282
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:10,077
what would've happened
if Launchpad was really there. Heh heh.
283
00:17:10,154 --> 00:17:13,214
Uh, are you sure this is gonna work?
284
00:17:17,295 --> 00:17:20,526
Hey, fellas,
there's lemonade back here.
285
00:17:20,598 --> 00:17:24,034
Lemonade?
286
00:17:27,305 --> 00:17:32,265
Well, what do you know? All these years,
and we still kept up with the styles.
287
00:17:38,316 --> 00:17:41,945
Phase one has begun!
288
00:17:44,155 --> 00:17:46,680
I trust you gentlemen both know your parts.
289
00:17:46,757 --> 00:17:50,591
However, should there be a problem,
I will prompt you from the script.
290
00:17:50,661 --> 00:17:53,858
I will lead my brave soldiers forward
291
00:17:53,931 --> 00:17:58,527
to the humili... uh, defeat
of McQuack's Marauders.
292
00:18:01,105 --> 00:18:03,335
Do it again, DuBark.
293
00:18:03,407 --> 00:18:05,534
We'll just see about that.
294
00:18:12,617 --> 00:18:15,711
Uh, testing, one, two, three.
295
00:18:15,786 --> 00:18:18,186
Soldiers to your places.
296
00:18:28,599 --> 00:18:32,035
Remember, Launchpad,
you're not supposed to do anything.
297
00:18:32,103 --> 00:18:35,561
That way there won't be a chance
for history to repeat itself.
298
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:39,371
Now don't you worry, little buddy.
Ha! We can't lose.
299
00:18:39,443 --> 00:18:43,812
Hey, you never lose, Launchpad.
Except at cards.
300
00:18:43,881 --> 00:18:46,281
And sports.
And checkers.
301
00:18:46,350 --> 00:18:49,114
Oh, yeah, and video games.
And then there's...
302
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Ladies and gentlemen... And I do mean
ladies and gentlemen of the highest order.
303
00:18:55,293 --> 00:19:01,721
I take great honor in saying,
let the Battle of Duck Ridge begin!
304
00:19:04,535 --> 00:19:08,164
Forward... march!
305
00:19:12,176 --> 00:19:15,077
Let's kick 'em in the pants!
306
00:19:15,146 --> 00:19:16,738
"Kick him in the"...
307
00:19:16,814 --> 00:19:19,544
I do not believe that
that is in the script.
308
00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:23,485
Uh, Mr. McQuack -
I say, ahem, General McQuack -
309
00:19:23,554 --> 00:19:27,115
that is... not in the script!
310
00:19:27,191 --> 00:19:31,821
- Hey, what's going on?
- My microphone is dead!
311
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:39,333
What does that lunatic McQuack
think he's doing?
312
00:19:39,403 --> 00:19:42,099
None of this is in the script!
313
00:19:45,910 --> 00:19:49,676
We've got 'em where
we've always wanted 'em, boys!
314
00:19:49,747 --> 00:19:54,684
Hang on, men!
Your leader is coming to join you!
315
00:19:56,087 --> 00:19:58,715
Launchpad! Don't do it!
316
00:19:58,789 --> 00:20:00,347
Uh-oh!
317
00:20:00,424 --> 00:20:02,517
Charge!
318
00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:11,366
Now that's in the script!
319
00:20:11,435 --> 00:20:13,699
Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa!
320
00:20:13,771 --> 00:20:17,263
Get 'em, men!
Attack while McQuack's down!
321
00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:18,865
Or should I say "up"?
322
00:20:23,214 --> 00:20:26,547
Gotta get some altitude!
323
00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:34,887
The grits are loaded in the cannon!
It's time for the second charge! Hurry!
324
00:20:36,427 --> 00:20:39,919
The old brake is rusted!
It won't budge!
325
00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:44,065
Look out!
326
00:20:44,135 --> 00:20:46,603
Yaah-ha-ha-ha-hoo-ee!
327
00:20:47,671 --> 00:20:49,138
Huh?
328
00:20:49,206 --> 00:20:50,969
You did it, Launchpad!
329
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:54,033
You started the second charge!
330
00:21:00,084 --> 00:21:03,747
Take a taste of this, you ornery polecats!
331
00:21:05,322 --> 00:21:07,916
Say, it's grits!
332
00:21:21,105 --> 00:21:23,869
Sir, we surrender.
333
00:21:29,113 --> 00:21:30,546
Well, it's agreed.
334
00:21:30,614 --> 00:21:34,778
No longer will we celebrate
the humiliation of these honorable soldiers.
335
00:21:34,852 --> 00:21:39,619
After all, they were at the real
Battle of Duck Ridge, and we weren't.
336
00:21:39,690 --> 00:21:42,158
Speak for yourself, sonny.
337
00:21:43,727 --> 00:21:47,390
Now we all know
how you gentlemen must have felt.
338
00:21:47,465 --> 00:21:51,401
Gentlemen?
Is he talking to us?
339
00:21:51,469 --> 00:21:54,927
You have suffered long enough,
so we of Duck Ridge
340
00:21:55,005 --> 00:21:58,805
would like to welcome you
into our community for good.
341
00:22:02,146 --> 00:22:03,977
Hey, where's Doofus?
342
00:22:04,048 --> 00:22:07,643
Over here, fellas!
Say "cheese"!
343
00:22:07,718 --> 00:22:09,515
Cheese!
344
00:22:09,587 --> 00:22:15,219
Oh... General Rhubarb McQuack
would sure be proud!