[crickets chirping]
[squeaking] [engines roaring]
Five minutes to objective. Stay sharp, metalheads. [music]
Copy that! Countdown to mayhem.
- We gonna let Rookie in on this? - Depends.
- Hey, Rookie, your balls dropped yet? - What?
Fuck you, Sui. I'm ready.
You'll get your chance, boy, don't worry. We on schedule, Bob?
[Bob the Robot] Affirmative. It appears the cargo is in the front car.
- Hey, Hawk, what are we stealing, anyway? - It's a microchip, kid.
[Hawk] Wanna know what that looks like? Your head's full of 'em.
[Bob] Don't forget to look out for guards in the rear car.
[thumping electronic music]
[Hawk] Contact. Move up and match velocity.
- In position. - I got a position for you.
Really? Does it involve shoving my gun up your ass? [laughs]
- [Hawk] We good to go, Bob? - [Bob] Roger that. The target is in the blind spot.
You got till it reaches the other side of the tunnel to get in,
- make the grab and get out. - Move out.
Sui, Rookie, plant the magnetic mines on the guard car.
[sarcastically] Great idea, boss.
Give the high explosives to the lunatic and the new guy.
- What could go wrong? - Ah, shut your grease trap. I got this.
[Sui] Last one.
- [squeals] - Ah ,shit!
[beeping]
[tires screeching]
[alarm throbs]
- What the fuck was that explosion? - Hate to say I told you so.
Give us some covering fire, Kali.
Up on the roof!
[groans] That does it.
[Kali] Wait! Just blow the mines... [roars] ...you suicidal fuck.
We're almost at the tunnel. We need to blow those mines now!
- Sui's not... clear. - [Sui] Don't worry about me.
Do it, Hawk! [beeps]
Whoa!
Well, that wasn't so...
hard.
Hawk!
[Bob] Shit, did I mention the automatic guns?
[engine roars]
No, Bob, you didn't.
Okay, let's pick it up.
If this truck makes it through that tunnel, we are all fucked.
[Sui] Rookie, get your lug-nuts up here.
[Bob] Uh, wait a second. I'm getting a new energy reading.
- Oh, shit. - Uh, fellas?
I think Bob missed another detail about the defenses.
What do you mean, Kali? I don't...
Holy fucking shit!
Hey, that was my friend you just dismantled,
you giant walking dildo.
[menacing music]
Rookie, get below deck now.
Ohh.
Looks like this is your stop, big guy.
[Sui laughs]
[tires screeching]
Huh? Kali, look out!
- Kali! - [shouts] Fucker!
[Bob] It's too heavily armored.
You'll have to get inside and take out the defense CPU.
Rookie, blow its brains out.
- Copy that. - [beeping]
[siren blares]
[slowed] M-o-t-h-e-r-f-u-c-k-e-r!
[Rookie panting]
[Sui] Come on! You little pussy!
God damn it, Rookie! What are you waiting for?
Destroy this fucker's CPU.
[grunts]
[shouting] Oh, fuck!
[gasps]
[doom-laden music]
[grunts]
[gasps]
[alarm blaring]
[somber electronic music]
[groans]
[whirring]
[approaching engine]
[Bob] Holy shit, what a mess. What happened, Rookie?
Mission accomplished, I guess.
I've got the chip, but...
everyone else...
[chuckling] Don't worry, kid. I cried my first time too.
Sui? What?
Bob always makes a full backup of our brains before each mission.
And Sui's brains, well, they don't take too much space on the old hard drive.
I thought you were all dead.
You should have read your contract, kid.
Now come on, let's get outta here.
[music]
[chitters] [clank]