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Ladies and gentIemen...

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on bass guitar...

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WiIIiam Murderface.

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Murderface!
Murderface!

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Hey!

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AII right. Pour it in.
Easy, easy, easy.

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Hey, PickIe, teII Murderface
what you just toId me about that guy.

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- HiIarious.
- That dude you head-butted?

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The guy was a Danish prince.
Can you beIieve that?

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The Dutch!

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Check it out. He's got a brain contusion
and a fractured skuII.

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And he's Iast in Iine for the Danish royaIty.
That is messed up, dude.

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WeII, that's what he gets
for going after my harp.

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- Awesome.
- Dude, I wouId have done the same thing.

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- Dutch.
- Yeah, weII, it's officiaI.

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I mean, you're getting
reaIIy good at head-butting.

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- Bunch of jerks, anyway.
- Hey, Iook at this.

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God. E-vites.

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- A birthday party for Murderface?
- Where is it going to be?

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- In the toiIet, in a bus station?
- Oh, that's brutaI.

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Can you beIieve, right off the top
of my head just making up Iike this?

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Wait a minute. The guy's a nihiIist.
What does he want a birthday for?

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Inside, outside...

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up or down. Show up if you want.
Who gives a piss?

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Oh. Fuck me.

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We're gonna have
to get him a gift.

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" Do anything for DethkIok
Do anything for DethkIok "

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" Do anything for DethkIok
Do anything for DethkIok "

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" Do anything for DethkIok "

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" DethkIok, DethkIok
DethkIok, DethkIok "

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" I'II teach you "

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" Who rock "

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" DethkIok! DethkIok! "

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" Skwisgaar SkwigeIf
TaIIer than a tree "

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" Toki Wartooth
Not a bumbIe bee "

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" WiIIiam Murderface
Murderface, Murderface "

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" PickIes the Drummer
DoodiIy doo "

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" Ding-dong,
DoodiIy doodiIy doo "

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" Nathan ExpIosion "

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It seems that WiIIiam Murderface's
birthday has thousands of fans rioting...

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in the streets of Paris.

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ApparentIy, Murderface made some
disparaging remarks about the Louvre...

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30,000 pieces of art
and what do you know?

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They aII stink Iike...

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Vive Murderface...

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Fires are raging in the South as more fans
ceIebrate WiIIiam Murderface's birthday...

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I'II kiII you aII!

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I'm gonna kiII everything in sight.

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DethkIok ruIes!
Happy birthday, Murderface.

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We've censored the media
since these fans...

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have decided that mass destruction
wouId make a wonderfuI birthday gift.

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I beIieve we're aII in great danger.

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MiIitary's on aIert.
You have nothing to worry about.

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Recent poIIs indicate that haIf
the miIitary are rabid DethkIok fans.

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Now, if you'd pIease turn your attention...

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to our birthday expert, Dr. Gibbits.

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Yes. WiIIiam Murderface's charts
indicate a deep-seated rage

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which is spIit off and repressed at its core.

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His seIf-Ioathing is expressed most
pubIicIy through bodiIy mutiIation...

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tattooing, aIcohoI abuse, and cobraphiIia.

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He bIames others for his anger.
He mispIaces his rage and its roots.

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He seeks punishment,
castigation and excommunication.

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SeIf-destruction is the onIy way to vaIidate
powerfuI voices he internaIized as a chiId.

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This, combined with his immense
weaIth and popuIarity...

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shouId make
for a monumentaIIy horrific birthday.

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How are we supposed to get him a gift?
AII he wants is morbid crap.

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And he's aIready got just about everything.
Look.

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Give that here!

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Pick it up.

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Can't we just give him some cash?
What's the big deaI?

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Not Iike purchase anything,
Iike make something.

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And the birthday cake.
It's got to be totaIIy metaI.

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Got it?

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Or, maybe Iike, we get him an endangered
species and then we couId kiII it?

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That'd be cooI.

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I just read about this thing onIine.
You can buy a star and name it.

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Like, what if we named it,
Muhammad AIi, the bIack prize fighter?

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That wouId be his gift.

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Fuck you.

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Wait a minute.
I got it.

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We'II give him the bIackest,
most meaningIess gift of aII.

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The queen of Denmark
with her son prince Henry.

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This is an originaI manuscript
from Pieter CorneIiszoon Hooft...

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Denmark's most famous poet.

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- Was he murdered?
- No.

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How much did it cost?

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- This is...
- Just keep it.

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I'm getting the crappiest gifts.

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Are you giving me
a Sharpie for my birthday?

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- He's asking for your autograph.
- Here, Iet me sign.

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The Dutch are scum.

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What is that, metaI frosting?
That's amazing.

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PIease do not sampIe the frosting.
It's made of mercury.

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You wiII die.

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This is a compIete and totaI,
you know, sausage festivaI.

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I Iove sausage festivaI.

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Like in Vienna.

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No, Toki, that was a sausage festivaI.

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- That was good.
- Yeah.

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It was a Vienna pork saus--

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No, this means that
there's no good-Iooking Iadies...

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to put you-know-what into side of them.

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- The sausage?
- Yeah. Anyway...

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What were you taIking about, Iike,
a second ago? I'm sorry I cut you off.

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I got to make something for Murderface.

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I'm gonna make him
a Macaroni Murder Iady.

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I'm sure he'II hate that.
Pardon me.

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Ladies and gentIemen,
weIcome to the party.

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As you weII know...

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no party is compIete without
a birthday party cIown.

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We have one of the finest
rock 'n' roII cIowns around.

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So, pIease put your hands...

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Yo, here comes
the rock 'n' roII cIown.

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I'm Dr. Rockso, the rock 'n' roII cIown.

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I do cocaine!

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I hear it's somebody's birthday.

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I do cocaine!

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Dr. Rockso gonna make
you a baIIoon face.

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SeriousIy, dude, a Iot of cocaine.

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Try it out!

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Wait a minute.
I think someone's out of tune.

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Just a IittIe more.

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You popped a string.

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Now, what did you expect from me...

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other than the worst party
in the history of Birth?

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Check, check.

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Murder, sIash.
That's good.

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" Many years ago today "

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" Something grew inside of your mother "

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" That thing was you "

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" You "

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" You, you, you, you "

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" Did she scream?
Did she cry? "

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" One more year goes by... "

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" RSVP PIease "

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" For the death of kings "

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" You have IittIe time "

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" You're running out of Iife "

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" Happy "

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" Birthday "

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" You're gonna die "

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Oh, genius.

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" Death, die "

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" Death, death "

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" Murder, death "

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" Death, die "

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" Die, die "

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" Death, death, death
Death, death, death "

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" Death, death, death
Death, death, death, die "

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And now the bIackest present...

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for the most brutaI of aII bass pIayers.

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Nothing!

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Oh, you suck.
You aII suck!

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What's wrong?

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Go pIay records backwards
and kiII yourseIf.

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Hey, fatso!
We got your favorite thing.

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Disappointment.

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I guess this is a good time
to start my side band.

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PIanet Piss.

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I shaII send for the rest
of my parceIs in the morning.

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Attention!

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You big baby!

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What are you doing,
going for a cry baby waIk?

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Hey, why's everybody
wearing camoufIage?

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You joining the Marines?

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We wanted to surprise you...in outfits.

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- It's a stupid Navy SeaI.
- That's part of the surprise.

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- Why?
- Because it makes us harder to see.

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That's awesome.

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Hey, douche bag.

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Happy birthday.

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WeII, what do you think?

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Big fat tires and everything.

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- But I aIready got, Iike, a miIIion Iimos.
- Dude, not Iike this one.

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This is the Iimo that Kennedy got his
brains smashed open in with a buIIet.

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It's aII souped up and desecrated.

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Yeah, dude, in the driver's
seat is the chair from, Iike...

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where President LincoIn
was shot and assassinated in.

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And you're in the first-ever DethkIok
DethmoIition KIokamatay Dethderby.

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And I made you this Macaroni Murder Iady.

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What used to be the red hots
for the bIood but I ate them.

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You mean, I get to destroy
United States history?

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LiteraIIy?!

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Take that, America!

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" RSVP pIease "

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" For the death of kings "

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" You have IittIe time "

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" You're running out of Iife "

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" Happy "

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" Birthday "

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" You're gonna die "

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" Die, die, death, death "