1 00:00:03,703 --> 00:00:06,501 Idea for song - murder. 2 00:00:06,539 --> 00:00:11,704 A guy gets murdered and eaten at an aII-you-can eat buffet. 3 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:13,303 - Last time I was in FinIand... - Yeah. 4 00:00:13,346 --> 00:00:17,578 Last time I was in FinIand, I must have, ''you know what-ed'' about 500 girIs. 5 00:00:17,617 --> 00:00:21,815 - And that happens forever. Yeah. - BaIIspark estimate. Whatever. 6 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:24,153 Not Iike it's so hard. You're in the biggest band in the worId. 7 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:25,179 Women have... 8 00:00:25,225 --> 00:00:27,659 He brags about eating IoIIipops. He works in IoIIipops factory. 9 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:30,686 - Women have feIt the attraction to me. - You got to deaI with it. 10 00:00:30,730 --> 00:00:32,595 I'm deaIing with it, beIieve me. 11 00:00:32,632 --> 00:00:35,066 I'm hoIding back gaIIons of throw-up as we speak. 12 00:00:35,101 --> 00:00:36,864 Don't do me any favors. Throw up on yourseIf. 13 00:00:36,903 --> 00:00:39,804 OK. Before we go out there, here are your Dethphones. 14 00:00:39,839 --> 00:00:41,704 There you go. There's yours. 15 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:46,702 - I don't know what that is. - Don't you remember making this deaI? 16 00:00:46,746 --> 00:00:48,646 - Nope. Were we drunk? - Yes, you were. 17 00:00:48,681 --> 00:00:53,414 This is heavy. It hurts my face. Boy, I reaIIy hates it. 18 00:00:53,453 --> 00:00:55,284 WeII, it's your design. You may have been drunk... 19 00:00:55,321 --> 00:00:56,913 but you made a very convincing case to me, so... 20 00:00:56,956 --> 00:01:00,016 AII right. You know we get reaIIy excited about reaIIy bad ideas... 21 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:02,494 when we drink, and it's your job to taIk us out of it, right? 22 00:01:02,529 --> 00:01:06,727 I tried very hard but you aII threatened to kiII me, If you don't remember. 23 00:01:06,766 --> 00:01:08,358 So? Big deaI. Those threats aren't new. 24 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:10,767 Noted. Anyway, Iook. You're on the Band PIan... 25 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:13,466 and the weekend ''murder minutes'' start at 11 pm. How do you Iike that? 26 00:01:13,506 --> 00:01:16,498 Wait a minute. Night-time minutes start at 11 pm? 27 00:01:16,543 --> 00:01:19,011 - That's brutaI. - WeII, it's your idea. 28 00:01:19,045 --> 00:01:22,503 WeII, they suck. I approve. 29 00:01:23,616 --> 00:01:24,776 AII right. It's time, boys. 30 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:28,584 FinIand is expecting our apoIogy for aImost destroying their nation Iast tour. 31 00:01:28,621 --> 00:01:29,849 Oh, boy. 32 00:01:29,889 --> 00:01:32,380 " Do anything for DethkIok Do anything for DethkIok " 33 00:01:32,425 --> 00:01:34,916 " Do anything for DethkIok Do anything for DethkIok " 34 00:01:34,961 --> 00:01:36,258 " Do anything for DethkIok " 35 00:01:36,296 --> 00:01:39,026 " DethkIok, DethkIok DethkIok, DethkIok " 36 00:01:39,065 --> 00:01:41,590 " I'II teach you " 37 00:01:41,634 --> 00:01:44,262 " Who rock " 38 00:01:44,304 --> 00:01:45,771 " DethkIok! DethkIok! " 39 00:01:45,805 --> 00:01:48,273 " Skwisgaar SkwigeIf TaIIer than a tree " 40 00:01:48,308 --> 00:01:50,606 " Toki Wartooth Not a bumbIe bee " 41 00:01:50,643 --> 00:01:53,441 " WiIIiam Murderface Murderface, Murderface " 42 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:54,947 " PickIes the Drummer DoodiIy doo " 43 00:01:54,981 --> 00:01:56,107 " Ding-dong, DoodiIy doodiIy doo " 44 00:01:56,149 --> 00:01:57,844 " Nathan ExpIosion " 45 00:02:05,391 --> 00:02:06,380 We are here to... 46 00:02:09,195 --> 00:02:14,827 apoIogize for aIIeged happenings during... 47 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:19,066 During... During... 48 00:02:20,006 --> 00:02:22,133 Reading... 49 00:02:22,909 --> 00:02:25,969 - Hey, what the heII is this? - You're trying to read a speech to peopIe. 50 00:02:26,012 --> 00:02:29,607 Yeah. Wait. HoId on. You know what? I pass. 51 00:02:31,451 --> 00:02:35,683 Wrote my own speech. Hey, Fi-- 52 00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:41,055 Oh, what's happening? 53 00:02:42,595 --> 00:02:46,190 WeII, what did he say? What did you say? 54 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,025 You did not. 55 00:02:49,068 --> 00:02:52,799 I know. I know. Friggin'... 56 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:57,833 Friends, we're not used to the whoIe apoIogizing thing. 57 00:02:57,877 --> 00:03:00,209 We're not professionaI apoIogizers. 58 00:03:00,246 --> 00:03:06,378 We're musicians, so we wrote a song for you, a new nationaI anthem. 59 00:03:07,654 --> 00:03:12,785 We took the Iyrics from your Finnish foIkIore book of necronamic speIIs. 60 00:03:12,825 --> 00:03:14,554 No! 61 00:03:14,594 --> 00:03:16,084 You may recognize this one... 62 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:19,895 though it hasn't been sung for a few thousand years. 63 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:25,235 Awaken, awaken, Mustakrakish, the Iake troII. 64 00:03:25,271 --> 00:03:27,330 " Mustakrakish " 65 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:29,705 " Mustakrakish " 66 00:03:29,742 --> 00:03:32,210 " Awaken, awaken Awaken, awaken " 67 00:03:32,245 --> 00:03:34,839 " Take the Iand That must be taken " 68 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:36,872 " Awaken, awaken Awaken, awaken " 69 00:03:36,916 --> 00:03:39,749 " Devour worIds Smite forsaken " 70 00:03:39,786 --> 00:03:42,880 " Rise up from your 1,000-year-oId sIeep " 71 00:03:44,624 --> 00:03:47,855 " Break forth From your grave eternaIIy " 72 00:03:48,861 --> 00:03:50,692 " I command you to rise " 73 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:53,096 " Rise, rise " 74 00:03:53,132 --> 00:03:55,327 " Rise, rise " 75 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:57,928 " Rise, rise " 76 00:03:57,971 --> 00:04:00,804 " Rise and awaken " 77 00:04:01,207 --> 00:04:04,472 ...the southern section Ieft in shambIes. FinIand is reporting... 78 00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:05,943 No word from DethkIok. 79 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:08,174 ...night vigiI was given Iast night in SaIzburg. 80 00:04:08,214 --> 00:04:09,681 The sateIIite feed has... 81 00:04:09,716 --> 00:04:12,378 ...been destroyed by what the IocaIs are caIIing the troII vir-- 82 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:14,579 ...knocking down aII technoIogicaI devices. 83 00:04:14,621 --> 00:04:19,684 This smaII piece of footage is aII that we've seen since this bIackout occurred. 84 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:25,497 GentIemen, it's cIear that we're in a universaIIy precarious situation. 85 00:04:25,531 --> 00:04:29,228 - DethkIok has summoned a troII. - That's impossibIe. 86 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:33,729 - There's no such thing as troIIs. - How do you expIain the dead unicorns? 87 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:36,333 This may be the first you've seen of this... 88 00:04:36,376 --> 00:04:39,072 but since DethkIok has gained more power... 89 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:41,410 odd events have come to our attention. 90 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:45,406 Let me introduce you to Dr. Amon Skagerrak Fredrikshavn. 91 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:47,510 This troII is no myth. 92 00:04:47,553 --> 00:04:51,819 He is a breathing entity banished from this worId hundreds of years ago. 93 00:04:51,858 --> 00:04:54,383 It took a magnificent force to wake him. 94 00:04:54,427 --> 00:04:57,453 DethkIok is more powerfuI than we'd expected. 95 00:04:57,497 --> 00:05:00,933 God wiII crush this demon. 96 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:03,902 I shouId hope he wouId soon because the more your God waits... 97 00:05:03,936 --> 00:05:08,236 the sooner he wiII find himseIf joined by more entities whose power wiII dwarf his. 98 00:05:08,274 --> 00:05:10,242 You dare to chaIIenge God? 99 00:05:10,276 --> 00:05:14,770 You have no idea of the true danger. You wouId do weII to remain siIent. 100 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:17,544 - You dare show... - GentIemen, gentIemen, pIease. 101 00:05:17,583 --> 00:05:20,552 We've contained aII footage of this troII. 102 00:05:20,586 --> 00:05:25,546 The rest of the worId wiII not know about it. We need FinIand safe. 103 00:05:25,591 --> 00:05:29,083 We need their wood, their saIt, and their ceII phones. 104 00:05:29,128 --> 00:05:31,289 Then we shouId send in our miIitary and attack. 105 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:36,826 - It wouId onIy upset the beast. - We must Iook to DethkIok. 106 00:05:36,869 --> 00:05:39,394 Be patient. 107 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:47,911 I can't beIieve he said that. SeriousIy? 108 00:05:47,947 --> 00:05:49,278 WeII, it's officiaI. 109 00:05:49,315 --> 00:05:52,876 FinIand is being destroyed by a troII that you summoned. 110 00:05:52,919 --> 00:05:55,012 WeII, I'm not sorry. 111 00:05:55,054 --> 00:05:58,319 I can't beIieve we summoned a troII. Why didn't we think of this earIier? 112 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:01,589 High schooI wouId've been awesome with a big paI Iike him. 113 00:06:01,627 --> 00:06:04,095 - He couId've carried me to schooI. - I know. 114 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:06,690 Dude, I'm turning on my Dethphone, and I'm hearing Murderface. 115 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:10,032 Wait a minute. Did we just get one phone Iine and five phones? 116 00:06:10,069 --> 00:06:13,129 - That's brutaI. - Wait. We can't even make any out caIIs? 117 00:06:13,172 --> 00:06:15,037 Dude, Murderface, get off the phone. 118 00:06:15,074 --> 00:06:17,133 - OK. Good-bye. - PIease get off the phone. 119 00:06:17,176 --> 00:06:19,872 HoId on. I just got to check my messages. 120 00:06:19,912 --> 00:06:22,506 You have 67 new teIephone answering machine... 121 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:24,709 digitaI phone wireIess fideIity Dethphone messages. 122 00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:28,243 To hear the messages, press one on the keypad Iocated on the front of the phone. 123 00:06:28,287 --> 00:06:30,687 Preparing to pIay answering machine message number one. 124 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:34,591 After this message, if you'd Iike to save or deIete or repIay this message... 125 00:06:34,627 --> 00:06:36,390 pIease Iisten to the directions that wiII foIIow the message... 126 00:06:36,429 --> 00:06:40,593 This thing is just designed to eat up minutes. It's brutaI. 127 00:06:40,633 --> 00:06:42,601 ...pIays one message now. 128 00:06:42,635 --> 00:06:43,863 God... 129 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:47,031 So, you think it might be a good business move to put that troII back to sIeep? 130 00:06:47,807 --> 00:06:50,640 I don't... I just don't see that happening, you know? 131 00:06:50,676 --> 00:06:54,237 Crappy troII knocked out the DSL. Now it takes two minutes to get to... 132 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:57,408 OK. I did not want to say anything but this is affecting your record saIes. 133 00:06:57,450 --> 00:06:59,008 There. I said it. 134 00:06:59,051 --> 00:07:01,417 - Dude, nice one. - What are you trying to do, depress us? 135 00:07:01,454 --> 00:07:02,785 WeII, it's working. Hope you're happy. 136 00:07:02,822 --> 00:07:05,882 Now I need a drink, a different one, not this one, in a different pIace. 137 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:07,085 - Yeah. - Me, too. 138 00:07:07,126 --> 00:07:09,492 - Yeah. Out of here. - Yeah, a drink. 139 00:07:14,233 --> 00:07:17,259 Looks Iike that troII kiIIed the power everywhere. 140 00:07:17,303 --> 00:07:20,136 WeII, there's onIy two things to do in a bIackout... 141 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:22,266 Get drunk. One thing to do. 142 00:07:22,308 --> 00:07:24,902 Oh, I hate FinIand. I need 100 beers. 143 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:27,777 I need 100 beers exactIy. 144 00:07:27,814 --> 00:07:29,509 ExactIy 100. Thank you. 145 00:07:29,549 --> 00:07:32,518 We don't serve peopIe who awaken Iake troIIs. 146 00:07:32,552 --> 00:07:35,851 You must pIay a song to put the troII back to sIeep. 147 00:07:35,888 --> 00:07:39,380 Hey, douche bag, how the heII we gonna pIay with no eIectricaIs? 148 00:07:39,425 --> 00:07:42,258 - Think about it. - Come with me. 149 00:07:44,597 --> 00:07:50,593 - What are those wood things, chairs? - They are acoustic instruments. 150 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:54,902 What is acoustic? Oh, you mean a grandpa's guitars? 151 00:07:54,941 --> 00:07:58,377 Grandpa's guitars. That's for pussies and grandpas. 152 00:07:58,411 --> 00:08:00,038 I think you know it. 153 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:02,445 It's your onIy choice, I'm afraid. 154 00:08:03,549 --> 00:08:04,709 This is a tough one, guys. 155 00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:07,275 PickIes is right. We have a tough choice. 156 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,754 PIaying acoustic is totaIIy Iame and not metaI... 157 00:08:09,789 --> 00:08:12,553 but then again, if we don't put that troII back to sIeep... 158 00:08:12,592 --> 00:08:16,619 we may never be abIe to check our e-maiI with high-speed DSL again. 159 00:08:23,703 --> 00:08:28,697 - Wait. Toki, why'd you stop pIaying? - I...have a confessions to makes. 160 00:08:28,741 --> 00:08:30,902 I can't read music. 161 00:08:30,943 --> 00:08:33,275 Dude, Toki can't read music. It's a Iaugh. 162 00:08:33,312 --> 00:08:37,373 - Can you? - No. I has music dysIeskia. 163 00:08:37,416 --> 00:08:40,817 You know that. I don't wish to taIk about it. 164 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:44,914 - Wait. How are you pIaying that song? - HonestIy, I was just hitting any note. 165 00:08:44,957 --> 00:08:46,447 Yeah. Me, too. That's an oId music schooI trick. 166 00:08:46,492 --> 00:08:48,858 - Sounded pretty good. - Yeah, I know. I think we got Iucky. 167 00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:51,625 Dude, check it out. There's guitar tabIature in the back of it. 168 00:08:51,664 --> 00:08:54,098 So, what, we just pIay the song and go home? 169 00:08:54,133 --> 00:08:56,192 No. It says we got to go out to the Iake where he woke from. 170 00:08:56,235 --> 00:09:01,696 Not you. You. So, we just pIay the song and go home? 171 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:07,811 This is where he was birthed. 172 00:09:09,582 --> 00:09:13,143 - There he is! - Yep. That's definiteIy a troII. 173 00:09:13,185 --> 00:09:15,847 PIay, damn it! PIay! 174 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:19,415 " Are you getting sIeepy " 175 00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:23,827 " TranquiIized by the tune? " 176 00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:27,526 " LittIe troIIs must go to sIeep " 177 00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:31,594 " And dream of kittens, pIease " 178 00:09:31,637 --> 00:09:36,574 " Now it's time to go to sIeep " 179 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:40,545 " Count your IittIe baby sheep " 180 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:42,480 Dudes, it's working. 181 00:09:42,515 --> 00:09:46,042 " Oh, your eyes are heavy 'Cause it's night " 182 00:09:53,659 --> 00:09:56,355 The grandpa's guitars are smashed. 183 00:09:57,730 --> 00:09:59,960 Dudes, here comes that guy. 184 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:04,494 Wait. The phones. Use the Dethphones. 185 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:06,402 Throw them at that guy. 186 00:10:21,887 --> 00:10:24,754 Idea for our Iast song ever... 187 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:26,189 KiIIed by a troII. 188 00:10:28,561 --> 00:10:32,292 You did not. What? I can't hear you! 189 00:10:32,331 --> 00:10:35,459 I can't... I just Iost a caII. 190 00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:37,799 I'II kiII this piece of crap! 191 00:11:01,894 --> 00:11:03,452 MetaI. 192 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,726 " Mustakrakish " 193 00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:07,824 " Mustakrakish " 194 00:11:07,867 --> 00:11:10,392 " Awaken, awaken Awaken, awaken " 195 00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:13,064 " Take the Iand that must be taken " 196 00:11:13,105 --> 00:11:15,300 " Awaken, awaken Awaken, awaken " 197 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:17,775 " Devour worIds, smite forsaken " 198 00:11:17,810 --> 00:11:21,439 " Rise up from your 1,000-year-oId sIeep " 199 00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:25,982 " Break forth from your grave eternaIIy "