1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:08,065 I am such one tired guy. How come shopping is so stupid? 2 00:00:08,108 --> 00:00:10,906 - Whats I have now aII this stuff. What I do? - Yeah. You know what? 3 00:00:10,944 --> 00:00:14,141 - Throw everything away. That's what I do. - Now I throws it away? 4 00:00:14,180 --> 00:00:16,580 - You're just going to die anyway. - Guess it's fuII circIe. 5 00:00:16,616 --> 00:00:18,948 - Good-bye. Burn it. - OK. 6 00:00:20,253 --> 00:00:22,881 - I thought you hated wearing a watch. - I smash them. 7 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:25,184 Can I try to do that? 8 00:00:25,225 --> 00:00:27,386 Yeah, you can-- I mean, they're mine, but, yeah. 9 00:00:28,561 --> 00:00:31,655 That's nice. What's that, a HamiIton? 10 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:34,792 - Yeah. It's, you know, fun. - Check it out, Iosers. 11 00:00:34,834 --> 00:00:37,564 Direct your attention to my crotch. See it? 12 00:00:37,604 --> 00:00:39,401 - That's pretty cooI. - FeeI it. Envy it. 13 00:00:39,439 --> 00:00:41,907 - That is something eIse. - Best purchase ever. 14 00:00:41,941 --> 00:00:44,933 - That's good codpiece. - It's not a big deaI. 15 00:00:44,978 --> 00:00:47,503 It's just totaIIy diamond-encrusted with a titanium base. 16 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:51,313 Whats a coincidence. I gots a reaI cooI codpiece, too. 17 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:55,949 That's a diIdo, strap-on diIdo. 18 00:00:55,989 --> 00:00:59,857 Screw you aII off! My codpiece is the cooIest! 19 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:00,882 Ja. WeII... 20 00:01:00,927 --> 00:01:03,987 - JeaIous! - Anybody eIse get something's cooI? 21 00:01:04,030 --> 00:01:06,965 Yeah. I was trying to shop but I'm just too drunk right now. 22 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:10,026 I tried to buy that cinnamon bun franchise thing but... 23 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,664 - Oh, yeah. What the heII? - Too drunk. 24 00:01:12,705 --> 00:01:15,572 There you are. I've been trying to get in touch with you aII day. 25 00:01:15,608 --> 00:01:16,575 Cinnamon buns. 26 00:01:16,609 --> 00:01:20,067 Today's our big empIoyee evaIuation conference conference and raffIe. 27 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:22,581 That's a funny one. Who cares about that? 28 00:01:22,615 --> 00:01:25,083 WeII, perhaps you shouId care because it has come to our attention... 29 00:01:25,118 --> 00:01:27,552 that one of our empIoyees is a major embezzIer. 30 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:29,521 Awesome! Right? 31 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:32,252 EmbezzIe? What means that? 32 00:01:32,292 --> 00:01:36,058 WeII, it's a super awesome way of saying take having something. 33 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:39,224 Hey, guys. I have the good use of the words unsbozzIe. 34 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:42,792 My Iungs unsbozzIe the air from the earth... 35 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:46,431 as I can breathe it, period. 36 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:47,963 WeII, I don't see the humor in any of it. 37 00:01:48,007 --> 00:01:50,942 Oh, Iighten up, Mr. Dooms and GIoom. EmbezzIe is metaI. 38 00:01:50,977 --> 00:01:53,571 WeII, who's the guy embezzIing from, you know, anyway? 39 00:01:53,613 --> 00:01:56,605 - WeII, he's embezzIing from you. - No! 40 00:01:58,818 --> 00:02:01,309 " Do anything for DethkIok Do anything for DethkIok " 41 00:02:01,354 --> 00:02:03,549 " Do anything for DethkIok Do anything for DethkIok " 42 00:02:03,590 --> 00:02:04,955 " Do anything for DethkIok " 43 00:02:04,991 --> 00:02:07,960 " DethkIok, DethkIok DethkIok, DethkIok " 44 00:02:07,994 --> 00:02:10,929 " I'II teach you " 45 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,727 " Who rock " 46 00:02:12,765 --> 00:02:14,460 " DethkIok! DethkIok! " 47 00:02:14,501 --> 00:02:16,901 " Skwisgaar SkwigeIf TaIIer than a tree " 48 00:02:16,936 --> 00:02:18,904 " Toki Wartooth Not a bumbIe bee " 49 00:02:18,938 --> 00:02:21,930 " WiIIiam Murderface, Murderface, Murderface " 50 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,408 " PickIes the Drummer DoodiIy doo " 51 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:24,808 " Ding-dong DoodiIy doodiIy doo " 52 00:02:24,844 --> 00:02:26,106 " Nathan ExpIosion " 53 00:02:32,018 --> 00:02:36,114 DethkIok is now the 1 2th Iargest economy in the worId. 54 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,420 They've just passed BeIgium... 55 00:02:38,458 --> 00:02:42,053 and they're hoIding their annuaI empIoyee conference conference and raffIe. 56 00:02:42,095 --> 00:02:44,996 This is the perfect time to Iet me put someone undercover. 57 00:02:45,031 --> 00:02:49,092 With aII the empIoyees converging at Mordhaus, an agent couId sIip in there... 58 00:02:49,135 --> 00:02:50,932 and find out what's reaIIy going on. 59 00:02:50,970 --> 00:02:52,597 You have anyone in mind? 60 00:02:53,973 --> 00:02:57,101 GentIemen, I give you number 216. 61 00:02:57,143 --> 00:03:02,672 He's a master at infiItration and sabotage, and of course, he's a trained kiIIer. 62 00:03:02,715 --> 00:03:06,845 - He's perfect. - But he'II just be gathering information. 63 00:03:06,886 --> 00:03:10,049 Yes. Of course. 64 00:03:10,089 --> 00:03:12,455 OK. So, number 421. 65 00:03:12,492 --> 00:03:16,121 You are part of the sector 18 recording studio maintenance cIean team. 66 00:03:16,162 --> 00:03:18,357 OK. A coupIe questions. 67 00:03:18,398 --> 00:03:21,231 ''How do you vaIue your... 68 00:03:21,267 --> 00:03:24,930 ''What you contribute of, to, the work force?'' 69 00:03:24,971 --> 00:03:26,233 Second part: 70 00:03:26,272 --> 00:03:29,764 ''Which do you most, can't the Ieast?'' 71 00:03:29,809 --> 00:03:31,242 Skwisgaar... 72 00:03:31,277 --> 00:03:32,403 Did you write these questions? 73 00:03:32,445 --> 00:03:33,434 I did. 74 00:03:33,479 --> 00:03:36,539 OK. WeII, 421, do you have an answer? 75 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:39,848 I'm a highIy skiIIed microphone cIeaner, my masters... 76 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:44,323 and what I most, can't the Ieast wouId be doing not a bad job but aIways a good. 77 00:03:44,357 --> 00:03:47,849 - OK. Good answer. - WeII, that's aII I got. Guys? 78 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:52,729 No. I got one more question, and answer honestIy. 79 00:03:52,765 --> 00:03:58,067 - Are you embezzIing from us? - No. 80 00:03:59,806 --> 00:04:02,366 OK. I beIieve you. 81 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:06,269 WeII, you are aII set, 421. Thanks for doing a great job. 82 00:04:06,312 --> 00:04:07,802 HoId, hoId, hoId everything. 83 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:12,284 I just want to say a IittIe something personaI. 84 00:04:12,318 --> 00:04:14,786 How is... 85 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:21,391 LittIe Amanda and Scott, your chiIdren? 86 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:24,555 Things are stiII rough with the divorce, huh? 87 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:28,897 That's tough. Are you stiII taIking to RacheI? 88 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:31,096 Yeah. WeII, hey. 89 00:04:31,137 --> 00:04:33,731 Happy aImost birthday! 90 00:04:33,773 --> 00:04:35,297 Two weeks, huh? 91 00:04:35,341 --> 00:04:38,242 Hey. Get out of here. You're done! 92 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:43,910 - We are reaIIy, reaIIy good bosses. - I know. We cares about aII of thems. 93 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:46,919 It's Iike a pIantations but the sIaves are friends. 94 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:51,788 - I wouId Iike to ask questions next time. - Are you asking us to do that, Toki? 95 00:04:51,824 --> 00:04:53,587 - Ja. I don't know. - That's interesting. 96 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:57,323 You said, ''I wouId Iikes to ask a question.'' That's a statement. 97 00:04:57,363 --> 00:05:01,299 - What is the difference? - That's a great question. 98 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:28,359 Now that you're inside, I'm giving you a direct order. 99 00:05:28,394 --> 00:05:33,832 I want you to Iocate DethkIok aIone. And when you do, I want you to kiII them. 100 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:35,556 That is aII. 101 00:05:36,769 --> 00:05:39,465 Hey, you. Let me see your security cIearance. 102 00:05:45,878 --> 00:05:49,177 HeIIo. WouId you have to seat? 103 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:54,051 First of aIIs, how are you? 104 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:59,684 We cares about each and every one of yous IittIe, tiny goofbaIIs. 105 00:06:00,293 --> 00:06:01,783 Maybe I go crazy. 106 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:04,558 I'm sorry. I thought I was asking the questions. 107 00:06:04,597 --> 00:06:06,724 - Go ahead, go. Don't be... - I thought we agreed... 108 00:06:06,766 --> 00:06:08,631 Who cares? OK. Fine. You ask the questions. 109 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:10,863 Fine. I wiII! 110 00:06:10,903 --> 00:06:13,804 Am...You...What... 111 00:06:14,340 --> 00:06:16,638 Are...We...Is... 112 00:06:16,676 --> 00:06:19,839 A DethkIok empIoyee? 113 00:06:26,953 --> 00:06:29,513 Attention. Everyone pIease proceed to the performance atrium... 114 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:32,683 for the DethkIok empIoyee motivationaI seminar and raffIe. 115 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:34,454 WeII, that's us. Let's go. 116 00:06:37,296 --> 00:06:38,422 Sorry, paI. 117 00:06:38,464 --> 00:06:43,026 We're gonna have to do this Iater but couId you do me a favor? 118 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:46,561 CouId you have a great day? 119 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:49,632 CouId you do that for me? Thanks. 120 00:06:49,675 --> 00:06:52,667 Look at this ones, asIeeps in some bIoods. 121 00:06:52,712 --> 00:06:55,374 We gots to get tougher on these guys maybe, huh? 122 00:07:08,728 --> 00:07:10,093 See what I'm taIking about? 123 00:07:10,129 --> 00:07:12,620 Another guy. This guy sIeeps in bIoods, too. 124 00:07:12,665 --> 00:07:14,792 Yeah. WeII, aII I can think about is the raffIe. 125 00:07:14,834 --> 00:07:16,768 - Can we win it? - WeII, dude I hope so. 126 00:07:16,803 --> 00:07:18,703 It's the onIy reason my ass is going there. 127 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:21,673 Oh, yeah, and there's gonna be an awesome motivationaI speaker. 128 00:07:21,707 --> 00:07:24,870 Oh, my god. I Iove being motivated. I Iove being motivated! 129 00:07:24,911 --> 00:07:26,378 - Me, too! - I Iove being motivated! 130 00:07:30,917 --> 00:07:33,317 Come on! 131 00:07:33,352 --> 00:07:36,344 Is everybody ready to die? 132 00:07:37,523 --> 00:07:40,253 I can't hear you! 133 00:07:41,627 --> 00:07:45,757 Are you ready to die the death of opportunity? 134 00:07:47,066 --> 00:07:53,403 We're gonna hammersmack the face of workpIace responsibiIity! 135 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:57,773 Come on! Get up, get up! Come on! 136 00:07:57,810 --> 00:07:59,175 Grab a... 137 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:05,678 WeIcome to the DethkIok empIoyee forum... 138 00:08:05,718 --> 00:08:09,677 where we're gonna Iearn to use your motormimation. 139 00:08:09,722 --> 00:08:12,919 We're gonna Iearn how to be considerate at the workpIace. 140 00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:15,018 I have to works with you every day... 141 00:08:15,061 --> 00:08:17,621 so pIease wouId you pIease take it easy on the coIogne? 142 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:21,497 WhiIe that hurts my feeIings, I understand. 143 00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:25,334 When you see a piece of trash on the ground, don't just stand there. 144 00:08:25,371 --> 00:08:26,770 Pick it up. 145 00:08:26,806 --> 00:08:29,673 Yeah. And don't Ieave your Iunch Iaying around either. 146 00:08:29,709 --> 00:08:31,540 It attracts ants. 147 00:08:31,577 --> 00:08:33,169 And most importantIy... 148 00:08:33,212 --> 00:08:36,306 remember, death is an everyday part of the workpIace. 149 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:39,682 So when you see a dead body, don't freak out. 150 00:08:42,421 --> 00:08:44,514 Just ring your death beII. 151 00:08:47,159 --> 00:08:51,596 And now, an excIusive corporate video worId premiere. 152 00:08:51,631 --> 00:08:54,930 This is Briefcase Full of Guts. 153 00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:08,444 " Punch your cIock " 154 00:09:08,481 --> 00:09:10,073 " 'cause your working day Is sucking I know " 155 00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:12,550 " Pushing hard For empIoyee of the month " 156 00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:14,519 " You've got your tooIs of business " 157 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:15,680 " And a copy for your cIients " 158 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:17,746 " And you come to work With your briefcase " 159 00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:19,018 " FuII of guts " 160 00:09:19,058 --> 00:09:24,655 Friends and minions, it's time to meet DethkIok! 161 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:28,889 It's me! 162 00:09:28,935 --> 00:09:30,903 Now go get them! 163 00:09:30,937 --> 00:09:33,804 And now the empIoyee raffIe. 164 00:09:33,839 --> 00:09:36,706 WiIIiam, the fishbowI. 165 00:09:36,742 --> 00:09:38,642 Number 216. 166 00:09:38,678 --> 00:09:42,205 Hey, diIdo, I'm 216. 167 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,644 A fight! 168 00:09:48,487 --> 00:09:50,682 KiII each other! 169 00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:52,884 Punch his face off! 170 00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:02,800 CongratuIations, 216. You have won... 171 00:10:05,838 --> 00:10:09,205 this diamond-encrusted codpiece. 172 00:10:12,011 --> 00:10:13,273 So, wait a minute. 173 00:10:13,312 --> 00:10:17,180 Stupid IeveI-two empIoyees get Viking funeraI? That's buIIs. 174 00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:18,808 That's got to be expensive... 175 00:10:18,851 --> 00:10:21,376 and, you know, stiII with the embezzIer on the Ioose? 176 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:24,116 ActuaIIy, accounting discovered who was embezzIing this morning. 177 00:10:24,156 --> 00:10:27,216 Oh, good. We shouId kiII that guy. No poIice. 178 00:10:27,259 --> 00:10:30,023 WeII, there wiII be no action taken IegaI or otherwise. 179 00:10:30,062 --> 00:10:31,427 What the heII? No punishment? 180 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,692 Give me one reason! 181 00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:34,927 Because it was you, aII of you. 182 00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:38,733 You have been steaIing from the company that you own. 183 00:10:38,771 --> 00:10:41,604 WeII, that's, you know... That's bad, huh? 184 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,108 Yes, it is, Nathan. 185 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:46,236 Maybe we can bIame it on, somebody. 186 00:10:46,278 --> 00:10:48,246 Him. That guy. 187 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:49,577 Yes. Let's do that. 188 00:10:49,615 --> 00:10:52,846 We reIease you from your earthIy duties. 189 00:10:52,885 --> 00:10:56,377 And I... yeah, doodIy. 190 00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:57,548 I don't know. 191 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:23,814 I get his pension. 192 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:25,407 Dibs! CaIIed it.