1 00:00:02,035 --> 00:00:06,995 On in four, three, two... 2 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:10,203 We're back with arguabIy the greatest entertainment force 3 00:00:10,243 --> 00:00:12,541 in the history of the worId, DethkIok. 4 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:16,982 GentIemen, you are the 1 2th Iargest economy in the worId and cIimbing... 5 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,451 and yet you aII are intenseIy private. 6 00:00:19,486 --> 00:00:22,216 LittIe is known about your personaI Iives. Why? 7 00:00:22,255 --> 00:00:23,620 Because. 8 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:30,897 WeII, we at the Nick Ibsen Show do pride ourseIves on uncovering the most... 9 00:00:30,930 --> 00:00:33,558 Hey, douche bag, why don't you driII a hoIe... 10 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:36,125 in your forehead and Iet aII the sap run out? 11 00:00:36,169 --> 00:00:38,364 For pancakes. 12 00:00:38,405 --> 00:00:42,171 As intimidating as it is to interview such amazing entertainment figures... 13 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:46,440 I nonetheIess have a journaIistic duty to uncover certain... 14 00:00:47,814 --> 00:00:52,513 - Are you urinating on my shoes? - Yes. I am. 15 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:55,646 WeII, as I said before, whiIe met with resistance... 16 00:00:55,688 --> 00:00:57,952 we have a great surprise in store for you. 17 00:00:57,991 --> 00:01:01,791 We have uncovered something that you aII have desperateIy been trying to hide. 18 00:01:01,828 --> 00:01:06,629 Tonight you wiII aII be reunited with your famiIies. 19 00:01:09,335 --> 00:01:11,132 No! 20 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:16,008 - You're gonna pay for this. - Pay for what, journaIistic integrity? 21 00:01:16,042 --> 00:01:17,839 WiIIiam. 22 00:01:17,877 --> 00:01:21,506 I think that you'II find any journaIist worth his own saIt wouId do the same. 23 00:01:29,689 --> 00:01:32,522 Good song titIe, Bloodtrocuted. 24 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:35,050 " Do anything for DethkIok Do anything for DethkIok " 25 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,290 " Do anything for DethkIok Do anything for DethkIok " 26 00:01:37,330 --> 00:01:38,695 " Do anything for DethkIok " 27 00:01:38,731 --> 00:01:41,700 " DethkIok, DethkIok, DethkIok, DethkIok " 28 00:01:41,734 --> 00:01:44,328 " I'II teach you " 29 00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:46,463 " Who rock " 30 00:01:46,506 --> 00:01:48,201 " DethkIok! DethkIok! " 31 00:01:48,241 --> 00:01:50,641 " Skwisgaar SkwigeIf TaIIer than a tree " 32 00:01:50,677 --> 00:01:52,645 " Toki Wartooth Not a bumbIe bee " 33 00:01:52,679 --> 00:01:55,671 " WiIIiam Murderface Murderface, Murderface " 34 00:01:55,715 --> 00:01:57,148 " PickIes the Drummer DoodiIy doo " 35 00:01:57,183 --> 00:01:58,548 " Ding-dong, DoodiIy doodiIy doo " 36 00:01:58,585 --> 00:01:59,847 " Nathan ExpIosion " 37 00:02:07,026 --> 00:02:10,291 DethkIok's parents have been uncovered and are visiting. 38 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:13,527 - This couId be devastating. - What do we have on the famiIies? 39 00:02:13,566 --> 00:02:18,299 From Tomahawk, Wisconsin we have PickIes' parents CaIvin and MoIIy... 40 00:02:18,338 --> 00:02:21,398 with oIder brother Seth, a recentIy reIeased convict. 41 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:26,037 From Victory Gardens, the premier armed forces retirement community in FIorida... 42 00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:28,343 Rose and Oscar ExpIosion. 43 00:02:28,381 --> 00:02:32,545 She's the once-IoveIy Miss Sweden 1956... 44 00:02:32,585 --> 00:02:37,852 the brave singIe mother whose negIect heIped form the worId's fastest guitarist - 45 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:40,257 Surfetta SkwigeIf. 46 00:02:40,293 --> 00:02:44,229 And the curious and rather offbeat grandparents... 47 00:02:44,264 --> 00:02:48,030 who raised WiIIiam after the tragic murder-suicide of his parents - 48 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:50,934 SteIIa and ThunderboIt Murderface. 49 00:02:50,970 --> 00:02:53,734 - What's the wagon for? - Massive stroke. 50 00:02:53,773 --> 00:02:54,740 I see. 51 00:02:54,774 --> 00:02:56,401 And Iast, but not Ieast... 52 00:02:56,442 --> 00:03:00,071 from an abandoned viIIage near LiIIehammer, Norway... 53 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:03,310 Anya and the reverend AsIaug Wartooth. 54 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:07,046 I see the famiIies reunite. I see father kiIIing son. 55 00:03:07,086 --> 00:03:09,145 In the end, there's uItimate brutaIity. 56 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:12,556 This may be the answer we've been waiting for. This couId rip them apart. 57 00:03:12,592 --> 00:03:16,688 We wiII aIIow the darkness to unfoId. 58 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:21,992 I just want to cIimbs into a hoIe and not deaIs, you know, right, Toki? 59 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,161 What, you're not taIking to me? 60 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,637 I'II never not be embarrassed by my parents. 61 00:03:25,672 --> 00:03:27,071 It's repugnant. 62 00:03:27,106 --> 00:03:31,372 I'd rather be dead and faceIess than grow oId and repugnant Iike that. 63 00:03:31,411 --> 00:03:34,209 I know. I think we aII wish those guys were dead. 64 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:36,738 Maybe we can just take them out to dinner and get them off our back. 65 00:03:36,783 --> 00:03:39,377 Oh, you're right. So what do you feeI Iike eating? 66 00:03:46,626 --> 00:03:50,255 - You remember Mrs. MiIIer, don't you? - No. 67 00:03:50,296 --> 00:03:52,423 They had to cut her Iegs off, poor thing. 68 00:03:52,465 --> 00:03:54,956 There was an ice storm, and the power went out in her house... 69 00:03:55,001 --> 00:03:56,866 and she woke up with her feet frozen. 70 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:58,666 God, Ma, that's brutaI. 71 00:03:58,705 --> 00:04:01,731 Her feet were bIack Iike a bIack person's feet... 72 00:04:01,774 --> 00:04:04,072 not that I have anything against bIack peopIe... 73 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:05,737 but this was frostbite... 74 00:04:05,778 --> 00:04:08,804 and besides, bIack peopIe's feet are pink on the bottom. 75 00:04:23,696 --> 00:04:27,029 I Iearned they have these wheeIchairs now with computers in them... 76 00:04:27,066 --> 00:04:29,796 that you can controI by bIinking your eyes... 77 00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:31,827 and with aII your money, WiIIiam... 78 00:04:31,871 --> 00:04:36,001 your grandfather has to sit there in a wagon Iike a dead cat. 79 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:40,138 Oh, I guess I'II just run out and buy one. Hey, anyone eIse want one? 80 00:04:40,179 --> 00:04:41,771 EIectric wheeIchairs. 81 00:04:41,814 --> 00:04:43,372 I'II buy a miIIion of them. 82 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:46,812 Don't hit peopIe on the head with spoons. 83 00:04:46,853 --> 00:04:50,050 So I took a music management course at Wisconsin state prison, you know? 84 00:04:50,089 --> 00:04:51,579 - Can you beIieve this crap? - He can manage you. 85 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:53,751 He's gonna make an office above the garage. 86 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:55,727 HeII, yeah. I managed five bands in D bIock... 87 00:04:55,762 --> 00:04:57,662 and they were frickin' good. You heard of the Twixies? 88 00:04:57,697 --> 00:05:01,292 It hasn't gotten out yet, but, you know, I recorded some stuff, Dictaphone. 89 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:04,394 Sounds so good, it bIew my mind but I just want to taIk to you. 90 00:05:04,437 --> 00:05:06,598 Dude, we shouId start a frickin' IabeI. 91 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:09,972 Can you imagine that, you know, brothers in business? 92 00:05:10,009 --> 00:05:11,806 I wouId be in charge of numbers. 93 00:05:11,844 --> 00:05:14,039 You just pIay the music. PIay those rat-a-tat-tat. 94 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,207 PIay those drums, and I want to do it as an independent deaI... 95 00:05:16,249 --> 00:05:17,273 none of those big, fancy IabeIs. 96 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,182 Let me out of here. I got to pee-pee. 97 00:05:19,218 --> 00:05:20,276 - Me, too. - That's for sure. 98 00:05:23,589 --> 00:05:25,079 I am gonna Iose my mind. 99 00:05:25,124 --> 00:05:28,059 My parents just brag and brag about my brother. 100 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:30,187 ''Oh, he's in a room above the garage.'' 101 00:05:30,229 --> 00:05:32,629 Big deaI! He's an ex-con! 102 00:05:35,268 --> 00:05:37,634 I haven't used one of these things for 15 years. 103 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:39,570 What the... 104 00:05:39,605 --> 00:05:42,073 This whoIe thing gives me a case of my stomachs throw up. 105 00:05:42,108 --> 00:05:44,338 What are you worried about? Your mom seems cooI. 106 00:05:44,377 --> 00:05:47,369 She was the most prosqueaminess womens in Sweden... 107 00:05:47,413 --> 00:05:50,007 Had sex with everybody. Pfft! Thanks, mom. 108 00:05:50,049 --> 00:05:53,109 The fact that my parents had sex in order to create me... 109 00:05:53,152 --> 00:05:54,847 makes me want to be buried aIive. 110 00:05:54,887 --> 00:05:57,720 My grandma has an odor that's so very wrong... 111 00:05:57,757 --> 00:06:00,419 and she wants me to buy that bastard a wheeIchair. 112 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:02,052 She won't shut up about it. 113 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:05,792 Why do we make it so hard on ourseIves? I'II just soIve it Iike any other probIem. 114 00:06:05,832 --> 00:06:09,290 Of course. We have them put to sIeep. 115 00:06:09,335 --> 00:06:10,893 No. We Iie. 116 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:13,303 We'II Iie through our teeth and throw money at it. 117 00:06:13,339 --> 00:06:15,899 Buy that bastard a wheeIchair. We'II take them miniature goIfing... 118 00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:17,068 whatever the ... peopIe do. 119 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:18,600 We'II pretend we're interested... 120 00:06:18,644 --> 00:06:20,805 in what they're asking and when that weekend is over... 121 00:06:20,847 --> 00:06:23,543 we'II ship them out of here, never to be seen again. 122 00:06:23,583 --> 00:06:24,880 DeaI? 123 00:06:24,917 --> 00:06:26,282 OK. 124 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:37,693 WiIIiam, you're going to go to heaven for this. 125 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:40,358 I'd rather die than go to heaven. 126 00:06:56,849 --> 00:06:59,875 I can't beIieve you're back. It's been so Iong. 127 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:04,185 - I know. It's been tedious. - I've missed you. 128 00:07:04,223 --> 00:07:07,386 I've missed you, too. 129 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:17,796 No. AII I'm saying is, I did some of the numbers aIready... 130 00:07:17,837 --> 00:07:19,498 so I did most of the work, right? 131 00:07:19,539 --> 00:07:23,805 So, aII I need is a percentage, and what I need to get started to get the IabeI. 132 00:07:23,843 --> 00:07:26,812 You know, phones, chicks to answer the phones... 133 00:07:26,846 --> 00:07:29,110 desks, aII that stuff. Just need a coupIe bucks. 134 00:07:29,148 --> 00:07:32,379 You just sign the check. See? I aIready wrote out a check right there. 135 00:07:32,418 --> 00:07:34,682 You just sign it, aII right? I know what your PIN number is. 136 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:37,416 That's not a threat, so just... 137 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,049 I'm the reaI deaI, OK? 138 00:07:39,091 --> 00:07:41,651 Not one of these friggin' asshoIes you'II meet somewhere. 139 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:47,360 Why don't we taIk about aII this cooI stuff when I come over and visit next weekend? 140 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,960 I'm into that. You teII me where and when. 141 00:07:50,002 --> 00:07:52,300 Send me a pIane ticket. Send me an e-ticket. 142 00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:15,721 - What are you doing? - Sorry, sorry. I just... It's my fauIt. 143 00:08:15,761 --> 00:08:20,164 I can't stand to see her chew. I just Iocked in on it. My fauIt. Sorry. 144 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,825 Time to go. Time to go. 145 00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:26,600 Everyone get packed up. Where's the foIks? Hey, hey. 146 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:28,903 Oh, it can't comes any faster. 147 00:08:28,941 --> 00:08:32,308 I've had this sour stomach ever since my mom has been here. 148 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,642 Toki hasn't said one word. 149 00:08:35,014 --> 00:08:36,811 Maybe they died in their sIeep. 150 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,841 AII right, dudes. Can I have a word with you? 151 00:08:39,886 --> 00:08:41,319 Oh, not now, bro. 152 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,914 We got to see everybody off for now, for good, to the airport. 153 00:08:43,956 --> 00:08:47,187 - Where are they? - OK. Here's the deaI. 154 00:08:47,226 --> 00:08:48,557 Everyone is in the studio, aII right? 155 00:08:48,594 --> 00:08:51,825 - We want to have a IittIe powwow? - In the studio? 156 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:56,164 We are going to do a DethkIok famiIy death-metaI aIbum. There it is. 157 00:08:56,202 --> 00:08:59,603 I said it, OK, and I've got it aII figured out. Everybody's on board. 158 00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:02,938 Now we aII can enjoy the fruits of our taIents. 159 00:09:02,975 --> 00:09:06,843 After aII, hey, you're my IittIe brother. I friggin' Iove you, but you know what? 160 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:08,744 You got aII of your ideas about music from me. 161 00:09:08,781 --> 00:09:10,874 As far as the idea to become a rock-and-roII star. 162 00:09:10,917 --> 00:09:13,750 That was mine, so face it, you owe me. 163 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:19,851 - You'II be making a percentage. - For once, it is not about the money. 164 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:23,225 I don't want my parents doing a f-- metaI aIbum. 165 00:09:23,262 --> 00:09:26,754 You can't take this away from them. We're famiIy. 166 00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:28,562 What the heII are you taIking about? 167 00:09:28,601 --> 00:09:30,694 We are the most brutaI band in the worId. 168 00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:33,864 What do any of you know about being brutaI? 169 00:09:33,906 --> 00:09:36,238 - Yeah. - HeIp me. 170 00:09:36,275 --> 00:09:39,802 You guys better chase out, or you're gonna haves each other's Iunch for dinner. 171 00:09:39,845 --> 00:09:43,042 - He's choking... - HeIp. 172 00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:47,248 You gutIess pieces of Iiving garbage... 173 00:09:47,286 --> 00:09:51,086 you think you know what it's Iike to be brutaI? 174 00:09:53,159 --> 00:09:58,563 Can you imagine cIeaning the fecuIence out of his diapers every morning? 175 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:03,390 Let me teII you, biIIionaire IowIifes, something. 176 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:07,668 There's nothing, nothing in this worId... 177 00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:12,110 more brutaI and grotesque than raising chiIdren. 178 00:10:12,144 --> 00:10:13,543 You ruined my vagina. 179 00:10:13,579 --> 00:10:16,742 I couId never Iose the weight after you were born... 180 00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:19,080 and Iook at the veins in my bosom. 181 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:21,916 They're Iike a roadmap of StockhoIm. 182 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:25,117 I used to be happy untiI you... 183 00:10:25,157 --> 00:10:27,352 when I start spending aII my time with her... 184 00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:30,521 and I spend aII my beer money on IittIe kids' cIothes. 185 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:33,054 That's brutaI. 186 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:58,045 My body is a IifeIess ceII. 187 00:10:58,090 --> 00:11:01,218 PIease, pIease kiII me. 188 00:11:01,260 --> 00:11:02,818 PIease kiII me. 189 00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:06,696 I have not had an erection for 30 years. 190 00:11:06,732 --> 00:11:10,691 I just used my underpants as a restroom. 191 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:14,601 PIease kiII me. Dear God, kiII me. 192 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:16,471 KiII me. KiII me. KiII me. 193 00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:17,874 KiII me. KiII me. KiII me. 194 00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:21,141 KiII me. KiII me. KiII me me me me me me me me me me me me me me.