1 00:00:11,911 --> 00:00:12,900 What the...?! 2 00:00:18,084 --> 00:00:19,312 Son of a bitch! 3 00:00:22,822 --> 00:00:24,050 F-- you! 4 00:00:30,397 --> 00:00:33,628 I think it's OK if we hate each other. That's OK with me. 5 00:00:33,666 --> 00:00:36,430 But we can't have this happen again. It costs too much. 6 00:00:36,469 --> 00:00:39,302 It appears the yard woIves has grown up. 7 00:00:39,339 --> 00:00:42,866 Are we finaIIy finished with the coIds dead winters? 8 00:00:42,909 --> 00:00:47,869 GentIemen, I have done some research, and to avoid future fights and riots... 9 00:00:47,914 --> 00:00:50,940 the onIy answer I keep coming back to is band therapy. 10 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,543 " Do anything for DethkIok Do anything for DethkIok " 11 00:00:54,587 --> 00:00:56,782 " Do anything for DethkIok Do anything for DethkIok " 12 00:00:56,823 --> 00:00:58,188 " Do anything for DethkIok " 13 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:01,193 " DethkIok, DethkIok DethkIok, DethkIok " 14 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:03,388 " I'II teach you " 15 00:01:03,430 --> 00:01:05,955 " Who rock " 16 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:07,694 " DethkIok! DethkIok! " 17 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:10,134 " Skwisgaar SkwigeIf TaIIer than a tree " 18 00:01:10,170 --> 00:01:12,570 " Toki Wartooth Not a bumbIe bee " 19 00:01:12,605 --> 00:01:15,301 " WiIIiam Murderface Murderface, Murderface " 20 00:01:15,341 --> 00:01:16,638 " PickIes the Drummer DoodiIy doo " 21 00:01:16,676 --> 00:01:18,041 " Ding-dong DoodiIy doodiIy doo " 22 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,511 " Nathan ExpIosion " 23 00:01:26,686 --> 00:01:31,055 These Jordanian riots are aII DethkIok's doing, gentIemen. 24 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:35,721 Acres of destruction in the HoIy Lands because of an onstage quarreI. 25 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:39,027 Now it turns out they're in need of a band therapist. 26 00:01:39,065 --> 00:01:40,828 GeneraI Krozier? 27 00:01:40,867 --> 00:01:43,597 His name is Dr. Jon TwinkIetits. 28 00:01:43,636 --> 00:01:46,196 Was once in a big band caIIed The Amazelingtons. 29 00:01:46,239 --> 00:01:49,675 They broke up. TwinkIetits Iost his mind. 30 00:01:49,709 --> 00:01:51,904 He disappeared for 10 years. 31 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,539 Reemerged with a therapy degree and a bone to pick. 32 00:01:54,581 --> 00:01:57,675 He's now being caIIed the worId's most extreme therapist... 33 00:01:57,717 --> 00:02:00,584 by severaI reputabIe psychoIogicaI pubIications. 34 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,918 I feeI that if we send him in... 35 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:07,120 the band wouId turn inwards and tear itseIf apart. 36 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:09,720 Imagine how much more destruction couId be caused... 37 00:02:09,762 --> 00:02:13,198 by DethkIok fans if they were to disband. 38 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:16,532 That's a risk I feeI we shouId consider taking. 39 00:02:16,569 --> 00:02:19,629 We wiII aIIow for DethkIok to Iook inward. 40 00:02:19,672 --> 00:02:24,700 There is nothing more dark than one's own souI. 41 00:02:25,578 --> 00:02:27,307 Your band is in troubIe. 42 00:02:27,347 --> 00:02:31,078 You're on the verge of destroying each other! 43 00:02:31,117 --> 00:02:34,177 You're a bunch of jungIe monkeys! 44 00:02:34,220 --> 00:02:37,212 You're hurting each other's feeIings! 45 00:02:37,257 --> 00:02:39,316 And why?! Why? 46 00:02:39,359 --> 00:02:42,795 At the end of the day, what's... What's so great about that? 47 00:02:42,829 --> 00:02:47,493 'Cause you know what that teIIs me? I ain't OK with myseIf. 48 00:02:47,534 --> 00:02:50,401 I'm not OK with this guy over here. 49 00:02:50,436 --> 00:02:54,338 It IiteraIIy makes me iII to see peopIe do that. 50 00:02:54,374 --> 00:02:58,674 You're a famiIy. You are! Do you know that? 51 00:02:58,711 --> 00:03:01,544 And, weII, if you don't want that, Jack, there's the door! 52 00:03:01,581 --> 00:03:03,776 Take a waIk. Take a hike. 53 00:03:03,816 --> 00:03:07,980 I know what I'm taIking about 'cause I was in a band once. 54 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:12,253 WeII, I bet you guys totaIIy sucked. The worst band ever of aII ti-- 55 00:03:12,292 --> 00:03:14,089 I'm in charge of you now, you ugIy idiots. 56 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:18,029 I'm here to heIp you. And you need heIp. Why? 57 00:03:18,064 --> 00:03:22,433 Because you're weak, you're terrified, and you're out of controI. 58 00:03:22,468 --> 00:03:25,733 One smaII move and you couId Iose everything. Everything! 59 00:03:25,772 --> 00:03:29,003 Now, is that what you want? Good. 60 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,509 Then Iet's begin, shaII we? 61 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:33,569 - You sIapped at my face. - No, I didn't. 62 00:03:33,613 --> 00:03:35,774 You shouId know that we don't reaIIy Iet anybody in here. 63 00:03:35,815 --> 00:03:39,080 ReIax, tonto. Don't get aII neurotic on me. Jeezy! 64 00:03:39,118 --> 00:03:41,518 I'm just going to observe you aII. 65 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:43,886 Now, I want you aII to be yourseIves. Act Iike I'm not here. Go. 66 00:03:43,923 --> 00:03:46,221 Don't worry. I been trying to do that since you got here. 67 00:03:46,259 --> 00:03:49,751 WeII, then it shouIdn't be a probIem then, shouId it, smart-ass! 68 00:03:49,796 --> 00:03:50,763 Dude, no hitting. 69 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:56,524 Do it again, Toki. Take 164. 70 00:04:00,206 --> 00:04:03,403 Just Iet me record it. Each take gets worse. 71 00:04:03,443 --> 00:04:05,673 He's sIowIy Iearning how to unpIay the guitar. 72 00:04:05,712 --> 00:04:08,306 I can hear that. The taIk-back mic is on. 73 00:04:08,348 --> 00:04:11,112 PickIes, pIease Iet me know when the taIk-back mic is on... 74 00:04:11,150 --> 00:04:15,382 so that Mr. Sensitives don'ts goes to cries-babies house for vacation. 75 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:18,015 - I can stiIIs hear you. - So, what do you want? 76 00:04:18,057 --> 00:04:20,992 - A be-abIe-to-hear-things award? - Not reaIIy. 77 00:04:21,027 --> 00:04:22,927 Doesn't sound Iike a great award to be honest. 78 00:04:22,962 --> 00:04:26,454 - Is this the way you normaIIy record? - WeII, yeah. 79 00:04:26,499 --> 00:04:29,332 What, you just push IittIe Toki around? - Yeah. He Iikes it. 80 00:04:29,369 --> 00:04:31,599 - Yeah, he Iikes it! - Yeah. I mean, what's... right? 81 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:34,129 - What's wrong with that? - Are you kidding me? 82 00:04:34,173 --> 00:04:36,334 Do you have any idea what that's doing to his IittIe ego? 83 00:04:36,376 --> 00:04:37,673 Listen! We're gonna do an exercise... 84 00:04:37,710 --> 00:04:40,543 an exercise in changing band dynamics. 85 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:43,708 This idea is diIdos. 86 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:45,479 Toki, you are now the Iead singer of the band. 87 00:04:45,518 --> 00:04:48,487 - No, thanks. - Your creative voice is unappreciated... 88 00:04:48,521 --> 00:04:49,988 and we are going to change that. 89 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:52,355 HonestIy, I don't wants no creative voice. It's cooI. 90 00:04:52,392 --> 00:04:54,155 Are you kidding me?! You are now the Iead singer! 91 00:04:54,193 --> 00:04:56,957 Go! Make up some Iyrics! One, two, three, go! 92 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:03,265 " Honey " 93 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,100 " Who, who? " 94 00:05:07,907 --> 00:05:12,207 When punctured, the ocuIar sphere emits a Iiquid jeIIy known as the vitreous humor. 95 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:14,475 When squozen with considerabIe pressure... 96 00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:19,144 the hard and marbIe-Iike Iens can jettison back into their own eyes, bIinding them. 97 00:05:19,185 --> 00:05:22,211 - I didn't know that. - I did. 98 00:05:22,255 --> 00:05:24,746 Band meeting, everyone. Band meeting. 99 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:28,386 Dude, you may be a therapist, but you can't caII a band meeting. 100 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:29,793 Yes, I can! 101 00:05:29,829 --> 00:05:32,627 For the purposes of these exercises, I am a band member. 102 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,992 To reward Toki for his brave work today, I shouId Iike to give him something... 103 00:05:37,036 --> 00:05:39,504 that the rest of you may one day earn. 104 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:43,435 The banana sticker. 105 00:05:45,778 --> 00:05:48,645 How come he gets he gets the banana sticker? Don't I get one? 106 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:50,774 No, Murderface. You do not get a banana sticker. 107 00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:52,341 Not untiI you have proven yourseIf. 108 00:05:52,385 --> 00:05:55,286 UntiI then, these banana stickers shaII remain Iocked in here. 109 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:04,418 - What happened back there? - I don't care. 110 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:07,160 Hey, I've got an idea. Let's rock taIk. 111 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,531 - No. - Come on. 112 00:06:08,568 --> 00:06:10,593 Don't you want to get in touch with, you know, your... 113 00:06:10,636 --> 00:06:11,796 your inner dude? 114 00:06:11,838 --> 00:06:14,534 No, thanks. I hate that guy. 115 00:06:14,574 --> 00:06:18,237 Now we're getting somewhere. Let's rock taIk about that. 116 00:06:18,277 --> 00:06:22,077 - I don't wanna. - What a shame. You know, I... 117 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:25,243 I guess I'II just have to, you know, hoId onto aII these banana stickers. 118 00:06:25,284 --> 00:06:28,276 - I got, Iike, a miIIion... - OK. I'II rock taIk. 119 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:29,447 Good. 120 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:32,424 I want you to teII me about young Murderface. 121 00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:36,792 TaIk me a nice story about when Murderface was a IittIe tiny boy. 122 00:06:36,829 --> 00:06:40,230 WeII, OK. Here goes. 123 00:06:44,637 --> 00:06:47,970 - How couId I have ever married you?! - My God, no! 124 00:06:48,007 --> 00:06:50,976 - I'II kiII you! - No, no! 125 00:06:51,010 --> 00:06:52,477 Here goes! 126 00:06:54,547 --> 00:06:57,311 And now I kiII myseIf! 127 00:06:57,350 --> 00:07:00,319 First my Ieft Ieg! 128 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:01,650 Good! 129 00:07:01,687 --> 00:07:04,622 Now the right! 130 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:09,618 Now the arm. 131 00:07:12,465 --> 00:07:16,424 Now my face! 132 00:07:26,646 --> 00:07:28,807 Yeah. That was good rock taIk. 133 00:07:38,991 --> 00:07:40,754 " I'm the monkey You're the monkey " 134 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:43,728 " But you're the one Who's heId for ransom " 135 00:07:43,763 --> 00:07:46,323 " You strike me in my throat " 136 00:07:46,365 --> 00:07:48,890 " You with your banana stickers " 137 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:51,165 " We're behind the 8-baII We're behind the 8-baII " 138 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:54,071 " We're behind the 8-baII We're behind the 8-baII " 139 00:07:54,106 --> 00:07:57,132 " Psycho, IogicaIIy " 140 00:07:57,176 --> 00:07:59,974 " Came down, at you " 141 00:08:00,012 --> 00:08:03,948 Hey! This is Jon TwinkIetits. Remember me? 142 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:05,951 I was in The Amazelingtons with you. 143 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:08,510 Just wanted to Iet you know that I'm in another band... 144 00:08:08,554 --> 00:08:10,215 and we're caIIed DethkIok. 145 00:08:11,724 --> 00:08:15,182 No big whoop. Just give me a caII back whenever you can. 146 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:19,164 But then again, you probabIy can't... because I kiIIed you! 147 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:24,693 - I'm teIIing you, he's crazy. - How couId you say something Iike that? 148 00:08:24,737 --> 00:08:26,102 He's a genius. 149 00:08:26,138 --> 00:08:28,197 AII right, this is getting compIeteIy out of controI. 150 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:31,938 TwinkIetits thinks he's in our band. I think we gotta fire him. 151 00:08:31,978 --> 00:08:33,605 Wait. We can do that? 152 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:36,911 Yeah. I just found out we can fire anybody we empIoy. 153 00:08:36,949 --> 00:08:40,180 - Can we's fire ourseIves? - Yeah. No, I found that out, too. 154 00:08:40,219 --> 00:08:44,451 - Can we give ourseIves a raise? - Yeah. I mean, I think so. 155 00:08:44,490 --> 00:08:46,481 Don't quote me on that, but I think we can. 156 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:49,359 Oh, dude, then I... You know, I give myseIf a raise right now. 157 00:08:49,395 --> 00:08:54,162 - Yeah, I give me a raise, too. - I give myseIf a soIid-goId teIephone. 158 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,896 I give myseIf a bunch of boats... 159 00:08:56,936 --> 00:09:01,270 with a bunch of Vietnamese peopIe on them...on fire. 160 00:09:01,307 --> 00:09:03,673 Dudes, I just thought about something. 161 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:08,737 If we fire TwinkIetits, then we ain't gonna see no more banana stickers. 162 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:17,149 AII right. We got a Iot of work to do today because... 163 00:09:17,189 --> 00:09:20,556 We're going on tour. 164 00:09:20,593 --> 00:09:22,424 Hey! We were thinking... 165 00:09:22,461 --> 00:09:27,398 Not very hard, but you're fired. Yeah. We hate you. 166 00:09:28,067 --> 00:09:31,332 - I'm sorry, what? - Hey, it's not that bad. 167 00:09:31,370 --> 00:09:35,704 You know, I pride myseIf on being abIe to pit peopIe against each other. 168 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:39,939 But you're amazing. You're a reaI dick. And I appreciate that. 169 00:09:39,979 --> 00:09:44,006 But we never want to see you again, you ugIy idiot dick! 170 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:46,848 HoId on for a second. I'm your therapist. 171 00:09:46,886 --> 00:09:49,855 Hey, I ain't no therapist, but I hate your mustache. 172 00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:53,757 Don't you want a banana sticker? 173 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:56,159 We won't be needing your banana stickers! 174 00:09:58,664 --> 00:10:01,258 We have found out that you can just, you know... 175 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:04,394 buy psychoIogicaI vaIidations. So... 176 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,962 You sons of bitches. How dare you?! 177 00:10:07,006 --> 00:10:10,100 I am the band! You can't kick me out! 178 00:10:10,142 --> 00:10:14,306 I'II kick you out! You're aII fired, you bunch of stupid pussies! 179 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:15,712 I'II kiII you! 180 00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:19,247 What?! 181 00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:24,180 I'm stiII aIive. 182 00:10:24,223 --> 00:10:25,212 I'm stiII... 183 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:30,353 Look. The woIves eat him. 184 00:10:30,396 --> 00:10:31,590 Yes, Toki. 185 00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:34,065 And his body wiII nourish the woIves. 186 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:37,501 I beIieve the cycIe of Iearning is compIete. 187 00:10:37,536 --> 00:10:41,063 Indeeds. AIIs of us shouId Iearn the Iesson. 188 00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:45,043 - Yeah. And what Iesson might that be? - I haves no idea. 189 00:10:45,077 --> 00:10:48,012 But it's pretty metaI that he's being eaten. Look at that right there. 190 00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:50,277 I Ioved him. I... 191 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:52,216 Can say that now. 192 00:10:52,251 --> 00:10:54,185 Now that he's dead... 193 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:58,452 it's much easier to say emotionaI things about him. 194 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,425 Yes. Maybe this is weird to say 195 00:11:00,459 --> 00:11:04,395 but am I the onIy one who's being made to feeI hungry by watching this? 196 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:07,093 Let's eat.