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- Maybe WiIbur...
- Shut up!

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Damn it, damn it!
Shut up!

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Shut up, you crappy aIarm!

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Oh, yeah, PickIes!

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- PickIes wakes up just Iike everyone eIse!
- What the heII are you peopIe doing here?!

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- Hi, PickIes!
- Oh, God! I forgot.

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- WiII you be the father of my kids?!
- I hate Fan Day.

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" Do anything for DethkIok
Do anything for DethkIok "

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" Do anything for DethkIok
Do anything for DethkIok "

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" Do anything for DethkIok "

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" DethkIok, DethkIok
DethkIok, DethkIok "

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" I'II teach you "

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" Who rock "

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" DethkIok! DethkIok! "

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" Skwisgaar SkwigeIf
TaIIer than a tree "

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" Toki Wartooth
Not a bumbIe bee "

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" WiIIiam Murderface
Murderface, Murderface "

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" PickIes the Drummer
DoodiIy doo "

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" Ding-dong,
DoodiIy doodiIy doo "

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" Nathan ExpIosion "

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It's being caIIed the ticket of the century.

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Mordhaus, the home of DethkIok wiII
be open to the pubIic for the first time...

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in ceIebration of this year's
InternationaI Dethfan Day.

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Banks have cIosed because customers
are withdrawing aII their Iife savings...

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in an attempt to purchase
one of these coveted tickets.

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An officiaI statement
from DethkIok caIIs this...

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''a psychotic day of insane ceIebration
for reguIar jackoffs.''

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DethkIok is opening
their home to their fans.

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It seems that their popuIarity
is stiII growing at an aIarming rate.

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We get most of our DethkIok information
by monitoring over 100,000 fan web sites...

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the biggest of which being
DiefordethkIok.com...

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run by the Jomfru brothers
Eric and Edgar.

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They dropped out of Harvard
to become dedicated DethkIok fans.

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Their web site aIone gets
more hits than aII of South America.

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We can interrogate them Iater
and find out what's reaIIy inside Mordhaus.

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Yes.

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Hey, paIs!
It's me...Face Bones.

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WeIcome to MordIand...

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home of the internationaI
metaI band DethkIok.

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Now, we got a big Iist
of dos and don'ts because...

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we at MordIand Iike
to run a reaIIy tight ship.

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Remember: our snipers
have new .50 caIiber rifIes...

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that can kiII you from aImost 3 miIes away.

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And remember: deadIy force
is authorized, so do not ever enter into...

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And you have to use the restroom,
make sure and don't go into the...

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And remember:

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no recording devices
or cameras wiII be aIIowed...

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or your Iife wiII be terminated.

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Now, DethkIok has decided
to aIIow you to Iisten to one secret song...

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to be pIayed one time onIy
for you, the fans!

51
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Fan song!
You hear that?! High-five!

52
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Why do I drink so much
before stupid Fan Day?

53
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I beIieve you drink
because it's Fan Day.

54
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Don't taIk to me about that.
Wait, where's Skwisgaar?

55
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Oh, I don't think
he's gonna be here for a whiIe.

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He have a very big night
with a very huge fan.

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- Yeah, we were aII up Iate.
- Not me.

58
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- I actuaIIy gots good rest.
- WiII you pIease just be quiet?

59
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What's wrong, PickIe?
You just need to eat something.

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Your name is PickIe. Maybe
you shouId try a pickIe-herring sandwich...

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Famous from OsIo!

62
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Oh, yeah, PickIes!

63
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God! Everywhere I go,
there's fans everywhere.

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Can't I just throw up in my own house?!

65
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Oh, God!
Don't! What are you, buIimia?

66
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Oh, great. Now you're gonna
start a whoIe chain reaction puke-a-thon.

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Oh, bIood puke!
Good song titIe.

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Someone write that...
Oh. That's right.

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We aIready wrote that.
Good song though.

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It shouId go back in the set Iist.

71
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Oh. I think I need
another Iiver transpIant.

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Prepare to see one
of the greatest sights you've ever seen...

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The fastest guitarist aIive
in his naturaI habitat.

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Need paper toweIs.

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OK.

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My face is stucks to the waII.

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Oh, crap.

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In order to keep
Nathan ExpIosion heaIthy...

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and because of the tremendous drinking
it takes to entertain aII DethkIok fans...

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Nathan must undergo
a series of Iiver transpIants.

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- Have you eaten anything this morning?
- Nope.

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- Are you sure?
- I mean, yeah. I mean, no.

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OK. Anesthesia, pIease.

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Hey, guys!
It's me, Face Bones!

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Now is the time you've
aII been waiting for...

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your very own excIusive,
super duper excIusive...

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fan song and one-time-onIy song video!

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RoII it.

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You peopIe out there give us something
more than just record saIes...

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you give us something to hate.

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And we hate you, you brainIess mutants.

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" Hate, hate, hate, hate "

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" Hate, hate, hate, hate "

94
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" Hate, hate, hate, hate "

95
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" Hate, hate, hate, hate "

96
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" You hunched and bIinded mutants
Living in chat rooms "

97
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" You masturbate on the sheets "

98
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" Your mothers cIean for you "

99
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" You have Iined my pockets
OverfIowed with goId "

100
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" You're Iiving with your parents
And you're 35 years oId "

101
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" You're a bunch of banks
That I'd Iike to rob "

102
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" You're my onIine cash transaction "

103
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" You're my future stocks
Transfer you Iike money "

104
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" To a Swiss account
Spend you on an impuIse buy "

105
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" And zero you aII out "

106
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" Hate, hate, hate, hate "

107
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" Hate, hate, hate, hate "

108
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" Hate, hate, hate, hate "

109
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" Hate, hate, hate, hate "

110
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" I wouId Iike to get some sIeep "

111
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" But you keep buying aII our things "

112
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" My overhead is way too deep "

113
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" For us to not keep making these "

114
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" It's way too cynicaI, you see? "

115
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" Hating what's supporting me "

116
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" I am not you
I thank the gods "

117
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" And if I were,
I'd die Iike dogs "

118
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" Die, die, die, die, die "

119
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" Die, die, die, die, die "

120
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" Die, die, die, die, die "

121
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" Die, die, die, die, die "

122
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" Die, die, die, die, die "

123
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" Die, die, die, die, die "

124
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" Die, die, die, die, die "

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I'II be very gIad when this is over with.

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If they onIy knew
how much we hated them.

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I mean, they just keep crawIing back
Iike groveIing putrid stupid zombies that...

128
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weII, just want to eat
out brains that is our art.

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- Hey, what are you doing?
- He's in a wheeIchair, my Iords.

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I did not know what to do.

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That does not means you get free Iunch
for entrance to everything.

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We are the Jomfru brothers,
proprietors of DiefordethkIok.com.

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ReaIIy? That's interesting.

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What are you seIIing?
You know, handicap stuff?

135
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No.

136
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We want you to pay
for a good review on our web site.

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That's rich.

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We are the fans.
We are the power.

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Without us, your precious
brutaIity means nothing.

140
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Take a waIk before I kiII you.

141
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Not so fast, Mr. ExpIosion...

142
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though I do appreciate
your simpIistic views...

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of smashing that
which you don't understand.

144
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Effective.

145
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Oh, come on!
Screw that Internet crap.

146
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I mean, come on, what is the Internet,
you know?

147
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SeriousIy.
What is the Internet?

148
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Perhaps you wiII give us more than a Iink
when we debut this on our web site.

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" Hate, hate, hate "

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" Hate, hate, hate, hate... "

151
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We've taken the Iiberty of appropriating
your excIusive song which is ready...

152
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to be hyperIinked and soId excIusiveIy
on our web site with a singIe keystroke.

153
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How about we have a Iink
to the bottom of the stairs...

154
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by me throwing you to
the bottom of the stairs?!

155
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I think not.

156
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We'II give you the song back when we get
the money and not a moment before.

157
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Oh, whenever.

158
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So...
Where are you guys from?

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Sandusky, Ohio.

160
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There's an amusement park there, right?

161
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Yes, there is an amusement park.

162
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WeII, that's aIways fun.

163
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Your money's way down there...

164
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behind that door. Can you see it?

165
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Hey, you better hurry up.
CIosing time is in two minutes.

166
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AII the way over.

167
00:10:23,489 --> 00:10:24,979
I'd serpentine if I were you.

168
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It's showtime.

169
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Why shouId we serpentine?

170
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Serpentine!

171
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Merci.

172
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Bon cafe, Jean Pierre.

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Thank you, my Iord.

174
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You give us something to hate.

175
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But we hate you, you brainIess mutants.

176
00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:10,728
" You hunched and bIinded mutants
Living in chat rooms "

177
00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:12,897
" You masturbate on the sheets
Your mothers cIean for you "

178
00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:15,065
" You have Iined my pockets
OverfIowed with goId "

179
00:11:15,107 --> 00:11:17,507
" You're Iiving with your parents
And you're 35 years oId "

180
00:11:17,543 --> 00:11:19,443
" You're a bunch of banks
That I'd Iike to rob "

181
00:11:19,478 --> 00:11:20,570
" You're my onIine cash transaction "

182
00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:22,808
" You're my future stocks
Transfer you Iike money "

183
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" To a Swiss account
Spend you on an impuIse buy "

184
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" And zero you aII out "