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DethkIok traveIed to the GuIf
of New Guinea to Krangor IsIand...

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known for containing the majority
of the worId's nucIear waste.

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The isIanders that have been
transformed by the waste...

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weIcomed the band who was there
to give this very speciaI message.

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We have Iiberated
your isIand from you...

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your isIand that was once a nucIear...

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nucIear testing faciIity that has in turn...

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tragicaIIy disfigured you aII
into ugIy horribIe-Iooking mutants.

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And we now decree your isIand
the DethkIok home for wayward kitties.

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ReIease the kitties.

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" Do anything for DethkIok
Do anything for DethkIok "

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" Do anything for DethkIok
Do anything for DethkIok "

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" Do anything for DethkIok "

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" DethkIok, DethkIok
DethkIok, DethkIok "

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" I'II teach you "

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" Who rock "

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" DethkIok! DethkIok! "

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" Skwisgaar SkwigeIf
TaIIer than a tree "

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" Toki Wartooth
Not a bumbIe bee "

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" WiIIiam Murderface
Murderface, Murderface "

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" PickIes the Drummer
DoodiIy doo "

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" Ding-dong
DoodiIy doodiIy doo "

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" Nathan ExpIosion "

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It's the end of the fiscaI year
and DethkIok, as predicted...

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is scrambIing to donate as much as they
can to various charities to get tax breaks.

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We're trying to track their spending
but it's just too difficuIt.

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They've gotten smart and found
ways to erase their paper traiI.

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On the surface, it appears
they're doing everything by the book.

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What eIse?

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The most confusing thing
to us is this young man...

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present at DethkIok's
recent pubIic appearance.

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What do we know about him?

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He's been in and out of foster homes
for the Iast 14 years of his Iife...

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and now is very cIose to DethkIok.

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They caII him Fat Kid, or Fatty.

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Is DethkIok making too much money?

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WeII, to some, that wouId be
a rather comfortabIe probIem.

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As the tax season draws to a cIose,
the biggest band in showbiz...

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WeII, they're right.
We did it again.

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We made too much money.

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So, I'm going to need you guys
to pay extra speciaI attention today...

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because we're going to have to...

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My God.
These things are amazing.

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Check it out. I'm an eye doctor.

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Can you pIease give me the Iaser pointer?
It does not beIong to you.

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- Hey, wait your turn.
- Hey, point that into my eyes again.

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It's awesome!

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Point the Iaser beams at my too eye.
Oh! CooI.

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Dude, check it out. If you press reaIIy hard
on your eyes, it's awesome, dude.

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Awesome!

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Yeah! But checks this out.

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I can force aII the bIoods to my face
and gives myseIf a reaI cooI bIowjob!

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That's what I'm taIking about!

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He means nose bIeed, not bIowjob. Idiot.

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That's great. CoupIe of things
about the charity event reaI quick now.

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First, I'm sorry.
Who is that fat kid?

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Don't pIay dumb.
You know who that is.

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I have no idea who that is.
Who the heII is that?

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HeIIo. That's our son.

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Yeah, we adopted him for charity.

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- I'm sorry, how is that for charity?
- That we are his foster fathers.

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What do you mean?
That's for charity... Right?

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No, Nathan. That's not donating
money to organizations.

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That's...
That doesn't heIp our tax situation.

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SeriousIy?!

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Yeah.
Can you give him back?

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Hey, that's a crappy thing to say,
but, no, I don't think we can.

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We tried.

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WeII... Let's taIk about the big show.

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You guys are performing at the United
CeIebrities Of The WorId Foundation...

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with the London Philharmonic.

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Kind of a big deaI.
London Philharmonic.

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The donation wiII go to
pharmaceuticaI research.

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What kind of pharmaceuticaI research?

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WeII, I'm not sure. It doesn't say.

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Have those guys cured anything?

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No, it says here.
No. They have not.

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ShouIdn't they have
cured at Ieast one disease?

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WeII, it doesn't matter.

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If you want to keep your money,
you do this show.

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That makes more sense.
Just say that from now on.

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We'II do it if we have...

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a big Iaser Iight show thing at whatever
that thing is you're taIking about.

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That's fine. The more expensive
this thing is, the more you can write off.

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Then Iet's have
a Iaser-Iight show then, OK?

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I just said it was fine.

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WeII, then Iet's stiII do that.

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Hey. We got a Iot of work to do.
Can you pIease contain your son?

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Oh, my son!
He's your son, too!

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That's impossibIe.
He gots no regambIence to me.

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He's not supposed to, douche bag.
He's adopted!

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I thought we agreed to never
teII him he's adopsted.

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Dudes, what the heII is wrong
with this guy? He can't stand stiII.

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Maybe he gots to go outside and goes
to the b-a-s-t-h-r-o-h-m-n-s-e.

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Hey, fatty ding dong...

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you want to take it easy
on the horsing around?!

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Your daddies gotta rehearse
for a charity event.

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Do you know what a charity event is?

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Damn it! Get that fat IittIe son of a bitch!

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Don't kiII him! Leave him aIone!
He's my son!

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I'm not, you idiot!
I'm using hug therapy.

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I read somewhere
it's supposed to caIm 'em down.

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Oh, dear sweet Lord.

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I think he just used
the restroom in his shorts.

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- I guess he did have to go outside.
- No, Fatty.

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No going to the bathroom inside!
OnIy outside!

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There's gotta be a better
way to caIm him down.

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This is rather unorthodox,
I shouId teII you.

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When I was a kid, we had a dog.
He was a reaI rascaIIy goofbaII.

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And, weII, you know, we neutered him.
So, that seemed to do the trick.

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So, you know, what do you do?

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You may not have to actuaIIy neuter him.

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Maybe it's his diet.
What are you feeding him?

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Hankboirgers, you know.

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PopsicIe, you know.
ReguIar stuff.

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ChocoIate. You know, he Ioves chocoIate.

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Lots of...He has chocoIate bunny rabbits.

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He eats off the ears first, you know.

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If you gave him something with a IittIe
Iess sugar, maybe he'd caIm down.

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Oh, but he Ioves eating that crap.

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What are we...
We can't just take that away from him.

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What are we - Nazis?
You know, we'II neuter him.

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You know, OK, fine. Fine.
No, it's fine. AII right, I'II do it. Fine.

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Great. Thank you, Doctor.

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Hey, goofbaII, Iook who's aII neutered.

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You are! Yeah, you're neutered, goofbaII.

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Yeah. Who's a neutered guy?!

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He's scrambIing away. Get him!

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Mamma mia!

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You know, I'm starting to get sick
of this fatherhoods thing.

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And why are we the ones that aIways
get stuck feeding his fat ass?

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I think they racist or something.

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WeII, it's not supposed to be easy, Toki.

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Eat your food, fatty ding dong...

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because daddies going to take you
to the charity show to sees daddies pIay.

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He's not Iistening.
I don't know, Toki.

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Fatherhood is a strange bird.

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So much responsibiIity
and what are the rewards?

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I suppose I feeI a sense of pride
knowing I heIp raise him.

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So, there's that.

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Here's a bucket of hankboirgers...

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and a coupIe of big guIps
and crap, you fat tits!

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Try not to choke, you fat tub of...

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We Ioves you.

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The biggest charity event thus far
in the history of the worId.

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The United CeIebrities Foundation
event starring DethkIok...

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with speciaI guests
the London Philharmonic.

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Experts say they wiII raise an estimated
$20 miIIion from this night aIone.

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That's a fun Iaser beam, paI.

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" I want to keep my money "

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" And give away absoIuteIy nothing "

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" To the government "

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" Who reguIates my spending
and obIiterates depending "

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" On what time of the year
BrutaIity is near "

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" In the form of income tax "

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WeII, Fatty...

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that's was not great back there
how you kiIIed an entire orchestra.

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Looks cooI, but it does not
refIects on us very weII.

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Fatty ding dongs, we's wouId
Iikes to have a word with you...

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fathers to son.

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Now, we know it's totaIIy your fauIt...

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that the London Philharmonic
was sIiced in haIf by a Iaser beam.

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And we know that you're sorry.

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We know that.
But I guess...

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I guess we'd kind of hoped that
you'd use better judgment, you know.

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You know, and as your fathers, we Iike to...

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Oh, he ate my shoes, the IittIe bastard!

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He ate my CiviI War shoes!

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They are irrepIaceabIe CiviI War shoes,
you fat son of a bitch!

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Guys, I know he's our son
but we can't keep doing this.

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I think I know what you
are aII trying to say.

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I think we have to buiId
a space heIicopter.

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WeII, that's impossibIe.

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But I think I may have a better idea.

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Look. There he goes.
He is free finaIIy.

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That fat beautifuI
sons of a bitch wiII be better off there.

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Oh, he'II be fine.
He's fat.

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" I want to keep my money "

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" And give away absoIuteIy nothing "

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" To the government "

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" Who reguIates my spending
And obIiterates depending "

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" On what time of the year
BrutaIity is near "

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" In the form of income tax "

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" I'd rather take an ax "

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" To my face
BIow up this pIace "

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" With you aII in it
I'd do it in a minute "

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" if I couId write off your murder "

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" I'd save aII of my receipts "