1 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:06,063 " Go forth be conquered " 2 00:00:06,106 --> 00:00:08,597 " Go forth and die " 3 00:00:08,641 --> 00:00:12,008 " Go forth be conquered " 4 00:00:12,045 --> 00:00:14,479 " Go forth and die " 5 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:17,108 " Now you've graduated Mind is muIitated " 6 00:00:17,150 --> 00:00:19,118 " Thrust into the worId... " 7 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:51,877 Hey, f-- face, give me four number 5s! 8 00:00:56,156 --> 00:00:58,317 So you want a 5? 9 00:00:58,358 --> 00:01:00,792 No, retard! I want four 5s! 10 00:01:05,131 --> 00:01:09,966 Listen, tonto, you give me four 5s, and you do it now! 11 00:01:10,003 --> 00:01:14,463 You... you have... You wanted, uh... 12 00:01:14,507 --> 00:01:15,940 You wanted... 13 00:01:15,975 --> 00:01:20,309 Hey! Wait a minute. Aren't you Nathan ExpIosion? 14 00:01:24,384 --> 00:01:26,352 Yeah, I guess I am. 15 00:01:26,386 --> 00:01:30,584 Didn't you have anything to faII back on after your band was kiIIed by bIack birds? 16 00:01:31,724 --> 00:01:34,488 Huh. No. 17 00:01:34,527 --> 00:01:37,121 I never graduated from high schooI, so... 18 00:01:37,163 --> 00:01:39,461 He's a compIete idiot. Can hardIy function. 19 00:01:39,499 --> 00:01:43,629 - He's so stupid. - Yeah. I am stupid. I am. 20 00:01:43,670 --> 00:01:47,834 Oh, weII. That's just too bad. Look out! 21 00:01:47,874 --> 00:01:49,501 - Ketchup! - Oh, no! 22 00:01:49,542 --> 00:01:51,100 Now you gotta go wash your face. 23 00:01:51,144 --> 00:01:53,510 Oh. Face. Yeah, right. 24 00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:56,940 That's the deep fryer, you idiot! 25 00:01:56,983 --> 00:01:58,917 Your face burned! 26 00:02:11,664 --> 00:02:14,656 " Do anything for DethkIok Do anything for DethkIok " 27 00:02:14,701 --> 00:02:16,896 " Do anything for DethkIok Do anything for DethkIok " 28 00:02:16,936 --> 00:02:18,301 " Do anything for DethkIok " 29 00:02:18,338 --> 00:02:21,307 " DethkIok, DethkIok DethkIok, DethkIok " 30 00:02:21,341 --> 00:02:23,502 " I'II teach you " 31 00:02:23,543 --> 00:02:26,068 " Who rock " 32 00:02:26,112 --> 00:02:27,807 " DethkIok! DethkIok! " 33 00:02:27,847 --> 00:02:30,247 " Skwisgaar SkwigeIf TaIIer than a tree " 34 00:02:30,283 --> 00:02:32,808 " Toki Wartooth Not a bumbIe bee " 35 00:02:32,852 --> 00:02:35,412 " WiIIiam Murderface Murderface, Murderface " 36 00:02:35,455 --> 00:02:36,752 " PickIes the Drummer DoodiIy doo " 37 00:02:36,789 --> 00:02:38,154 " Ding-dong, DoodiIy doodiIy doo " 38 00:02:38,191 --> 00:02:39,624 " Nathan ExpIosion " 39 00:02:44,063 --> 00:02:46,293 I think we shouId aII congratuIate WiIIiam... 40 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:49,301 who has been invited to be on CeIebrity SpeIIing Bee. 41 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:50,495 That's quite an honor, WiIIiam. 42 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:52,505 - Yeah. - Did you ever stop to think... 43 00:02:52,539 --> 00:02:55,201 that maybe you're on that show 'cause they want high ratings? 44 00:02:55,241 --> 00:02:58,233 That's pretty cynicaI, Toki. 45 00:02:58,278 --> 00:03:01,076 You've aIso been invited to give the commencement speech at Harvard. 46 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:03,173 You'II be giving honorary degrees. 47 00:03:03,216 --> 00:03:05,582 Free degrees?! I want to be a foot doctor! 48 00:03:05,618 --> 00:03:07,210 I want to be abIe to fIy the pIane! 49 00:03:07,253 --> 00:03:09,483 You can't actuaIIy use those degrees. They mean nothing. 50 00:03:09,522 --> 00:03:11,046 What's the point of even going? 51 00:03:11,090 --> 00:03:15,220 - WeII, because, PickIes, it's Harvard... - Yawn! Big deaIs. 52 00:03:15,261 --> 00:03:17,923 Sorry I'm Iate, guys. I, uh... 53 00:03:17,964 --> 00:03:21,229 Just had another one of those ''I can't figure it out'' dreams again... 54 00:03:21,267 --> 00:03:23,861 and, you know, I think I might be stupid. 55 00:03:23,903 --> 00:03:26,337 How can you be stupid? You're famous. 56 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:27,339 That is true. 57 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:28,965 And you's a biIIionaire. 58 00:03:29,008 --> 00:03:31,806 That sounds smart to me no matter how many times you sIice it. 59 00:03:31,844 --> 00:03:33,937 Hey, quick! What's 6 times... 60 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:35,277 9... 1 2. 61 00:03:35,315 --> 00:03:36,976 Ow! Hey, what the f-- ?! 62 00:03:37,784 --> 00:03:41,447 - I gets punched for Iaughing?! - Laughing hurts more. 63 00:03:41,487 --> 00:03:43,512 WeII, aII I know is that these dreams aren't gonna stop... 64 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:46,047 untiI I get my G.E.D., and that's that. 65 00:03:46,092 --> 00:03:49,027 I'm going to be on CeIebrity SpeIIing Bee. 66 00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:54,461 Oh, he didn't graduate from high schooI! 67 00:03:56,202 --> 00:04:01,003 Nathan ExpIosion is furthering his education. 68 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:05,636 This couId have devastating repercussions. GeneraI Crozier? 69 00:04:05,678 --> 00:04:07,771 Nathan ExpIosion dropped out of high schooI. 70 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:12,251 He was a faiIure as a student, exceIIing onIy in frog dissection and footbaII. 71 00:04:12,285 --> 00:04:15,743 We've caIIed in an expert... Dr. Natasha Nesciantskidovich. 72 00:04:15,788 --> 00:04:19,246 She runs a DethkIok think-tank in Washington, D.C., 73 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:22,659 and speciaIizes in Nathan ExpIosion studies. 74 00:04:22,695 --> 00:04:24,890 - Doctor? - GeneraI. 75 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:27,058 America is the dominant force in the worId... 76 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:29,364 because our great peopIe are dangerous and stupid. 77 00:04:29,402 --> 00:04:33,133 Nathan ExpIosion is a hero to the ignorant. 78 00:04:33,172 --> 00:04:34,935 If he seeks higher education... 79 00:04:34,974 --> 00:04:38,137 they wiII start to act as if they are as good as anyone. 80 00:04:38,177 --> 00:04:41,271 If the secret gets out that the working cIass is as smart... 81 00:04:41,314 --> 00:04:43,373 as the upper crust that runs the worId... 82 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:47,182 weII, the resuIts wouId be catastrophic. 83 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:50,121 The meek shaII inherit the earth. 84 00:04:50,156 --> 00:04:52,454 Is ExpIosion reaIIy this much of a threat? 85 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:56,121 My fiIe said he didn't even speak untiI he was five years oId. 86 00:04:56,162 --> 00:04:59,427 Yes. Nathan ExpIosion has a simiIar psychoIogicaI profiIe... 87 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:01,160 to that of Joseph StaIin. 88 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:05,261 He has the potentiaI to gaIvanize biIIions of metaI heads with his message... 89 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:09,207 about the true purpose of brutaIity and metaI. 90 00:05:09,242 --> 00:05:15,772 Dear God. We can onIy hope he faiIs this G.E.D. 91 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:19,615 I'm gonna hit 'em first with something zazzy Iike ''redemption.'' 92 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:24,453 R-e-d-m-p-t-i-o-n. Redemption. 93 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:27,550 Then I'm gonna hit 'em with a reaI thinker Iike ''confusion.'' 94 00:05:27,593 --> 00:05:30,528 K-u-n-fusion. 95 00:05:30,563 --> 00:05:32,531 - You don't picks your own words! - Shh! 96 00:05:32,565 --> 00:05:34,658 You don't picks your own words. 97 00:05:34,701 --> 00:05:36,828 - Then who picks 'em? - The guy. 98 00:05:36,869 --> 00:05:39,895 Yeah, those ceIebrities pick a Iot of crappy stuff, I bet. 99 00:05:39,939 --> 00:05:42,965 I wonder when they're gonna send me my secret speIIing words. 100 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:45,637 - I haven't been reaIIy... - You don't know the words they give you. 101 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:48,442 - You gots to speII 'em on the spot! - Whoa. Now, that's tough. 102 00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:51,575 - No, that's impossibIe. - Oh, he's right, Murderface. 103 00:05:51,617 --> 00:05:53,949 Pretty sure that's the ruIes of the game. 104 00:05:53,986 --> 00:05:55,544 That's gonna be rough. 105 00:05:55,588 --> 00:05:59,285 Hey, I'm stiII gonna win that thing 'cause I'm a great speIIer. 106 00:05:59,325 --> 00:06:02,488 Shh! Wait! What do you mean ''5 minus x''? 107 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:03,927 What is x? 108 00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:06,295 Oh, sweetie, it's just aIgebra. 109 00:06:06,332 --> 00:06:09,096 It's stupid, and it's not even akickabIabIe. 110 00:06:09,135 --> 00:06:10,295 AppIicabIe. 111 00:06:10,336 --> 00:06:12,930 ApIic... apIicabibIe? It's stupid! 112 00:06:13,973 --> 00:06:16,942 Sorry! Ugh. It's stupid. 113 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:26,182 Sara has 15 naiIs in her neck and 1 2 thumbtacks in her eye. 114 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:29,746 ...goes one miIes an hour. He gets hit. The train...pow! 115 00:06:29,789 --> 00:06:31,689 Comes at him 200 miIes an hour. Pow! 116 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:33,021 I don't know what it is. 117 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:36,859 I've just aIways been an unusuaIIy great speIIer. 118 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:41,333 OK, see, pIaying simuItaneous rhythms... PoIymeters... it's math. 119 00:06:41,367 --> 00:06:44,768 Let me give you an exampIe. Remember ''Guts, Punch, BaIIs, Throw up''? 120 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:45,793 - Yeah. - Remember that? 121 00:06:45,838 --> 00:06:47,635 When we got... 122 00:06:47,673 --> 00:06:48,970 Oh, yeah. 123 00:06:53,279 --> 00:06:55,474 - You know that one? - Yeah, I get it. Yeah, yeah. 124 00:06:57,350 --> 00:06:59,648 The word is ''construction.'' 125 00:06:59,685 --> 00:07:02,415 Oh, that's a good one. Construction... 126 00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:05,549 Meaning to construct... 127 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:08,151 to buiId, the act of buiIding. 128 00:07:08,194 --> 00:07:10,526 C-u-n-s-t-r... 129 00:07:10,563 --> 00:07:14,863 Oh! That's not right. I thinks construction's is speIIed... 130 00:07:14,901 --> 00:07:16,994 possibIy a different way. 131 00:07:17,036 --> 00:07:18,594 Doesn't matter. I'II just fake it. 132 00:07:18,638 --> 00:07:20,902 I'm a great speIIer. Watch, Iook. 133 00:07:20,940 --> 00:07:22,771 Here's a word. Right? Youandhiom. 134 00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:26,108 Y-o-u-a-n-d-h-i-o-m. 135 00:07:26,145 --> 00:07:29,137 Youandhiom. See? I'm a shoo-in. 136 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:32,549 No, it sounds great. Your voice sounds, Iike, robust. 137 00:07:32,585 --> 00:07:33,916 But it's wrong. 138 00:07:33,953 --> 00:07:35,682 Hey, I don't care how wrong it is. 139 00:07:35,721 --> 00:07:38,747 Just admit it. I'm a great speIIer, And it burns you. 140 00:07:38,791 --> 00:07:42,557 You're not a great speIIer. You've got to speII right to be a speIIer. 141 00:07:42,595 --> 00:07:46,622 So, if a guy hits a home run, but he's fat, it's not a home run? 142 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:48,827 It has to be perfect? What's the point?! 143 00:07:48,868 --> 00:07:52,964 No, that is the point! That is speIIing! 144 00:07:53,005 --> 00:07:54,836 They can't heIps it, Toki. 145 00:07:54,874 --> 00:07:59,868 Not everyone gets the advantage of superior Scandinavians egucation. 146 00:07:59,912 --> 00:08:03,404 OK, name something that has nothing to do with guitar. Go. Go, go, go. 147 00:08:03,449 --> 00:08:05,076 Oh, um... 148 00:08:05,117 --> 00:08:08,883 Ah... Um... 149 00:08:12,391 --> 00:08:16,885 I'm ready. I had that ''I'm Iate for cIass and I'm in my underwear'' dream... 150 00:08:16,929 --> 00:08:19,989 but my paIms are sweaty and I can't concentrate. 151 00:08:20,032 --> 00:08:21,192 I can't concentrate! 152 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:25,500 That's anxiety. A-n-x-i-e-t. 153 00:08:25,538 --> 00:08:28,405 - Oh, yeah. He's got test anxiety. - Wait! What's that? 154 00:08:28,441 --> 00:08:30,602 That's Iike even when you know everything... 155 00:08:30,643 --> 00:08:32,873 you freaks out and then you don't remembers nothing. 156 00:08:32,912 --> 00:08:34,209 Yeah, you can't remembers nothing. 157 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:36,044 Oh, you must be reaIIy nervous. 158 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:37,777 Yeah, I guess I am. I'm nervous. 159 00:08:37,817 --> 00:08:38,806 I'm a nervous guy. 160 00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:41,945 - You must be freaking out. - I'm totaIIy freaking out. 161 00:08:41,988 --> 00:08:46,049 Nathans, what do yous do before you're nervous at a show? 162 00:08:46,092 --> 00:08:47,684 You know what you do. 163 00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:49,922 Yeah, what do you do? What's Nathan do? 164 00:08:49,962 --> 00:08:50,929 Just have a IittIe drink. 165 00:08:50,963 --> 00:08:53,261 That's it! I have a IittIe drink. 166 00:08:53,299 --> 00:08:54,891 That's what you do. 167 00:08:59,939 --> 00:09:02,772 I'm here to take the G.B.D. 168 00:09:07,313 --> 00:09:10,510 You may start your test... Now. 169 00:09:12,351 --> 00:09:14,546 The onIy reason I have a high schooI degree... 170 00:09:14,587 --> 00:09:18,421 is 'cause a very speciaI principaI who Iet me just pIay bass and drink beer... 171 00:09:18,457 --> 00:09:20,789 and smoke dope because I toId him I'd cut his eyes out... 172 00:09:20,826 --> 00:09:22,123 if he didn't Iet me graduate. 173 00:09:22,161 --> 00:09:23,822 Nathan, I have your test resuIts. 174 00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:27,458 Oh, you open it. I can't stand the pressure. 175 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:31,937 Let's see here. OK. It's a, uh... Zero. 176 00:09:31,971 --> 00:09:33,905 No questions were answered. 177 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:38,240 Oh, damn! SeriousIy?! 178 00:09:38,277 --> 00:09:39,801 Have can you have not known that? 179 00:09:39,845 --> 00:09:42,609 Do you think you're better than me? 180 00:09:42,648 --> 00:09:45,776 I took the Iiberty of writing your Harvard commencement speech. 181 00:09:45,818 --> 00:09:47,308 Thanks. 182 00:09:47,353 --> 00:09:50,186 PIease weIcome Nathan ExpIosion. 183 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:54,957 Harvard. 184 00:09:54,994 --> 00:09:56,484 SoIutions. 185 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:59,020 - SoIutions to you. - SaIutations. 186 00:10:03,202 --> 00:10:05,363 I don't need this stupid speech! 187 00:10:05,404 --> 00:10:07,804 You think you're smart, huh? 188 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:11,207 That you can come up here and take a piece of this, huh? 189 00:10:11,243 --> 00:10:13,677 Any of you. You? You? 190 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:18,673 Listen, Harvard, I'm a biIIionaire. 191 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:23,847 And most of you are gonna graduate and move back in with your parents. 192 00:10:23,889 --> 00:10:25,914 I'm gonna teII you something though: 193 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:29,621 we have something in common. We're aII gonna die. 194 00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:32,563 No matter what you do, no matter what you do with your Iives... 195 00:10:32,598 --> 00:10:35,066 you're dead. You're dead. You die. 196 00:10:35,101 --> 00:10:36,864 You're gonna die, aII of you. Dead. 197 00:10:36,902 --> 00:10:39,427 You, dead. You, dead. AII of you. 198 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:40,496 You, Iady... 199 00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:44,407 your tits wiII be eaten by maggots in just a few short years. 200 00:10:44,443 --> 00:10:47,844 So, here's my message, my message to you. 201 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:50,678 Very simpIe message: go forth. 202 00:10:50,716 --> 00:10:53,844 Go forth and die. 203 00:10:56,055 --> 00:11:00,617 WiIIiam Murderface has been on the stand for about 45 minutes. 204 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:04,027 The word is ''technicaIity'', and it's his first word of the night. 205 00:11:04,063 --> 00:11:07,726 It's kind of an ironic situation when the word is ''technicaIity''... 206 00:11:07,767 --> 00:11:09,962 and he is technicaIIy aIready out... 207 00:11:10,002 --> 00:11:12,630 because he used his first Ietter ''p,'' which is... 208 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,867 not a Ietter in the word. 209 00:11:14,907 --> 00:11:18,900 And he decided to very confidentIy speak out... 210 00:11:18,944 --> 00:11:21,469 before the word was finished being said. 211 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:25,951 ''TechnicaIity.'' P-i-s-s f-- you.