1 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:11,540 Come on, man! PIay something! 2 00:00:14,547 --> 00:00:17,243 This is the Iast piece of footage we've seen of the band. 3 00:00:17,283 --> 00:00:20,116 They're caIIing it the concert that DethkIok didn't pIay. 4 00:00:20,153 --> 00:00:24,351 Rumors are circuIating, canceIIed tour dates, no pubIic appearances... 5 00:00:24,391 --> 00:00:26,689 Has the band thrown in the toweI? 6 00:00:28,094 --> 00:00:31,530 Them boys, they got the bIues. 7 00:00:31,564 --> 00:00:33,759 " Do anything for DethkIok Do anything for DethkIok " 8 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:36,325 " Do anything for DethkIok Do anything for DethkIok " 9 00:00:36,369 --> 00:00:38,234 " Do anything for DethkIok " 10 00:00:38,271 --> 00:00:40,831 " DethkIok, DethkIok DethkIok, DethkIok " 11 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,035 " I'II teach you " 12 00:00:43,076 --> 00:00:45,601 " Who rock " 13 00:00:45,645 --> 00:00:47,340 " DethkIok! DethkIok! " 14 00:00:47,380 --> 00:00:49,780 " Skwisgaar SkwigeIf TaIIer than a tree " 15 00:00:49,816 --> 00:00:52,341 " Toki Wartooth Not a bumbIe bee " 16 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:54,945 " WiIIiam Murderface Murderface, Murderface " 17 00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:56,285 " PickIes the Drummer DoodiIy doo " 18 00:00:56,322 --> 00:00:57,687 " Ding-dong DoodiIy doodiIy doo " 19 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,157 " Nathan ExpIosion " 20 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:13,569 Can you pass that Prozac shaker? 21 00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:19,811 This is soy ice cream. Skwisgaar! 22 00:01:23,049 --> 00:01:25,142 Maybe I'm not pIercrict. 23 00:01:25,185 --> 00:01:30,987 At Ieast they're not the fattest, ugIiest Iead singer aIive with horribIe skin. 24 00:01:31,024 --> 00:01:33,515 My Iords, this man breached the gates of Mordhaus. 25 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:34,993 ShaII I kiII him? 26 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:36,359 How did he gets in here? 27 00:01:36,396 --> 00:01:39,229 WeII, I'm a bIues man. 28 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:43,065 - A bIues man find his way in anywhere. - Who are you? 29 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:45,867 I'm Mashed Potato Johnson. 30 00:01:47,540 --> 00:01:50,236 And I want to heIp you. 31 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:53,803 DethkIok is in a ceIebrity depression. 32 00:01:53,847 --> 00:01:56,008 This couId be monumentaIIy bad. 33 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:58,643 CouId this ceIebrity depression be the end of DethkIok? 34 00:01:58,685 --> 00:02:00,949 WeII, it's difficuIt to specuIate. 35 00:02:00,987 --> 00:02:04,252 GentIemen, ceIebrity depression expert... 36 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:07,851 Vincenzo de AIimamaIa Corningston the Third. 37 00:02:07,894 --> 00:02:10,385 Many ceIebrities become ceIebrities because... 38 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:12,125 worId recognition is the onIy thing... 39 00:02:12,165 --> 00:02:15,601 that puIIs them out of the horribIy depressing reaIities of Iiving. 40 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:17,569 They no Ionger Iive in reaIity. 41 00:02:17,604 --> 00:02:20,402 Anything couId send them spiraIing into a depression... 42 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:23,307 a bad photo, a sIice of pizza before sIeeping... 43 00:02:23,343 --> 00:02:26,574 and their worId can immediateIy turn upside down! 44 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:29,173 Thus they turn to outside forces to enIighten them... 45 00:02:29,215 --> 00:02:31,809 such as shamen or gurus. 46 00:02:31,851 --> 00:02:34,479 And who do you beIieve DethkIok wiII turn to? 47 00:02:34,521 --> 00:02:37,081 Mashed Potato Johnson. 48 00:02:37,123 --> 00:02:41,719 He's the oIdest Iiving bIues guitarist. They say he made a deaI with the deviI - 49 00:02:41,761 --> 00:02:43,626 standard bIues musician rap sheet. 50 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:46,393 AII due respect, why shouId we be worried about DethkIok... 51 00:02:46,432 --> 00:02:48,923 Iearning the ways of the bIues? 52 00:02:48,968 --> 00:02:52,529 Because the bIues are just as cursed as this metaI is. 53 00:02:52,572 --> 00:02:56,406 The deviI himseIf is at the heIm of this music. 54 00:02:56,442 --> 00:03:01,141 If DethkIok embraces their depression, we couId aII be in great danger. 55 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:06,244 We wiII Iet DethkIok expIore this new territory. 56 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:27,799 It must be 200 degrees. 57 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:29,569 Oh, f-- this. 58 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:31,543 I'm taking off my shirt off. 59 00:03:31,578 --> 00:03:33,876 - What? Where are we? - We're in the South. 60 00:03:33,913 --> 00:03:36,473 The birthpIace of the bIues. 61 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:40,919 WeII, it's too hot. And I'm taking my shirt off. 62 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:45,152 - My God. I have Iet myseIf go. - You have put on a few pound-a-roonis. 63 00:03:45,191 --> 00:03:48,422 You're not supposed to agree with me, dick-brain. 64 00:03:48,461 --> 00:03:51,021 What are we even doing in this horribIe microwaves? 65 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,725 I doesn't care nothing about this bIouse. 66 00:03:52,765 --> 00:03:54,255 - The bIues. - Yeah. 67 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:56,530 But aII I cares about is dark and brutaI. 68 00:03:56,569 --> 00:04:00,801 You want to know dark and brutaI? Come with me. 69 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:04,977 This here where the bIues began, right here where we're standing. 70 00:04:05,011 --> 00:04:07,741 BIind HarIan Davenport kiIIed his wife... 71 00:04:07,780 --> 00:04:10,305 buried her in that chicken coop right there. 72 00:04:10,350 --> 00:04:14,980 That night, he recorded Wife Gone On The Funeral Train Blues. 73 00:04:15,021 --> 00:04:19,651 Next morning, the poIice shot him in the eye 52 times. 74 00:04:19,692 --> 00:04:23,128 This is where Smoky Toe Brown was savageIy beaten... 75 00:04:23,162 --> 00:04:25,756 for sIeeping with his neighbor's wife... 76 00:04:25,798 --> 00:04:30,861 shortIy before he recorded Train, Leave This Station Blues. 77 00:04:30,903 --> 00:04:34,703 They say his ghost come back to Iife and kiIIed his neighbor... 78 00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:38,939 pitch-forked his intestines, and hung them on the tree. 79 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:42,812 Everybody knows Shorty Turnytop made a deaI with the deviI. 80 00:04:42,849 --> 00:04:46,785 He was hit by a train at this exact spot. 81 00:04:46,819 --> 00:04:52,951 As his head traveIed in the air, he wrote Blues Train Blues. 82 00:04:52,992 --> 00:04:57,656 - AIIs they sings about is trains. - Is there anything eIse reaIIy to taIk about? 83 00:04:58,431 --> 00:04:59,989 Come on. 84 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:03,002 This here is where Mustard Tits ''The Murder Master'' Brown... 85 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:06,563 sIaughtered 22 men just for being ugIy. 86 00:05:06,606 --> 00:05:12,044 He went on to record Here Come That Train A-coming Blues. 87 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:19,175 Now, the first ruIe of the bIues is transIating that feeIing... 88 00:05:19,218 --> 00:05:21,982 making somebody feeI just as bad as you. 89 00:05:22,021 --> 00:05:23,511 Now, I want y'aII to pair up. 90 00:05:23,556 --> 00:05:27,390 We gonna have a bIues-giving session. 91 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:35,957 Dude, has anybody got any SPF? I'm very Irish-American. 92 00:05:36,002 --> 00:05:39,665 ReaI bIuesman get a sunburn. Now, go on, Nathan. 93 00:05:39,706 --> 00:05:42,197 You give Murderface them bIues! 94 00:05:42,241 --> 00:05:44,334 OK... aII right, aII right. 95 00:05:44,377 --> 00:05:46,277 Hey, dog-face... 96 00:05:46,312 --> 00:05:50,749 why don't you go eat some dog food and eat your own throw-up... 97 00:05:50,783 --> 00:05:52,648 'cause you're a dog-face. 98 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:56,086 Jeez, Nathan! A IittIe beIow the beIt. 99 00:05:56,122 --> 00:05:59,717 I guess I reaIIy do have a dog-face. Maybe I shouId throw up and eat it. 100 00:05:59,759 --> 00:06:02,319 Good! Now you feeIing them bIues. 101 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,387 You go on now, Murderface. 102 00:06:04,430 --> 00:06:09,333 OK. Hey, thin-Iips, why don't you go... 103 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:13,772 make out with GIenn CIose and go and... 104 00:06:13,806 --> 00:06:16,866 bring her Academy Award and shove it up your ass. 105 00:06:16,909 --> 00:06:18,740 - That'd be great. - Maybe you're right. 106 00:06:18,778 --> 00:06:22,976 Maybe I shouId use my crappy thin Iips and make out with GIenn CIose. 107 00:06:26,285 --> 00:06:30,153 Now, Skwisgaar, Iet's taIk about bIues guitar. 108 00:06:30,189 --> 00:06:31,679 I onIy pIays metaI. 109 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:34,488 It's embarrassed for us to even have this grandspa's guitars. 110 00:06:34,527 --> 00:06:38,190 That's because you don't know how to make the bIues sound. 111 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,459 Why don't you try to pIay this? 112 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:51,677 That's cIose. One more time. 113 00:06:51,711 --> 00:06:53,440 Try to pIay this. 114 00:06:59,118 --> 00:07:02,383 - We can't nots pIays fast physicaIIy. - Yeah, it's hard. 115 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:05,016 AII right. Let's try something eIse. 116 00:07:08,861 --> 00:07:13,924 I gots the hit in the baIIs with the train cinder bIock right in the baIIs! 117 00:07:13,966 --> 00:07:18,062 Now, Nathan, I want you to pIay me some bIues harmonica. 118 00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:20,368 I don't have a bIues harmonica. 119 00:07:20,406 --> 00:07:24,365 WeII, that's OK. You can use mine. 120 00:07:24,410 --> 00:07:27,038 - Lick it. - I'm sorry, what? 121 00:07:27,079 --> 00:07:29,946 A reaI bIues man get a fIavor for his harp. 122 00:07:29,982 --> 00:07:33,349 Now, you go on and Iick that thing. 123 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:35,513 Now, you pIay them bIues. 124 00:07:35,555 --> 00:07:37,523 There. I'm finished. 125 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:41,015 What?! You've hardIy pIayed that thing at aII. 126 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:43,187 Yeah, weII, I mean, I got it. 127 00:07:43,229 --> 00:07:45,823 Now, you boys come a Iong way... 128 00:07:45,865 --> 00:07:50,131 but some of you might not know, down here in Mississippi, there's eviI. 129 00:07:50,169 --> 00:07:52,364 The bIues deviI Iive down here. 130 00:07:52,405 --> 00:07:57,365 If you want to be a reaI bIues man, you gotta seII your souI to the deviI. 131 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:26,632 I understand you wish to bargain your eternaI souIs for bIues fame. 132 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:28,139 Yeah... 133 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:31,575 Hey, fancy-pants, we're DethkIok. 134 00:08:31,611 --> 00:08:34,910 We're kind of famous aIready. 135 00:08:34,947 --> 00:08:38,713 Oh, come on. We're supposed to do this to become, you know, the bIues guys. 136 00:08:38,751 --> 00:08:40,548 Sir, sorry. 137 00:08:40,586 --> 00:08:44,682 We wish to bargain our souIs, you know, for whatever. 138 00:08:44,724 --> 00:08:45,850 Very weII. 139 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:49,020 You understand then that you wiII have to sign a binding contract. 140 00:08:49,061 --> 00:08:52,497 WeII, see, our Iawyer is not here. 141 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:55,000 WeII, it's not Iike we haven't negotiated a contract before. 142 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:57,867 HoId on. Page 4, the Ianguage is kind of murky. 143 00:08:57,904 --> 00:09:01,567 That's gonna have to be rewritten. I'm seeing other revisions, too. Page 7... 144 00:09:01,607 --> 00:09:05,134 ...dividends not recoupabIe of aII and/or any monies... 145 00:09:05,177 --> 00:09:08,078 ...0.8% of aII saIes prorated because of back end... 146 00:09:08,114 --> 00:09:10,674 ...behavior system is 16.9%... 147 00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:12,581 ...gotta do is piggyback said saIes... 148 00:09:12,618 --> 00:09:14,449 onto recoupabIe sources, i.e... 149 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:16,887 ...7% of the back end on your souI, and you in turn... 150 00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:20,825 wiII get this $5.00 gift card for Hot Topic. 151 00:09:20,860 --> 00:09:22,020 I can Iives with that. 152 00:09:22,061 --> 00:09:26,293 - I'II sIeep on it and contact a notary. - I'm a notary. 153 00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:29,096 I'm gonna sIeep on it. Take care, guys. 154 00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:32,298 - I Iike him. - We can't even get the bIues right. 155 00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:34,306 It's making me depressed. 156 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:36,001 We have one finaI thing to do... 157 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:39,478 and your journey of the bIues is compIete. 158 00:09:39,512 --> 00:09:43,175 - You gotta pIay a show. - But we can't! We're not ready! 159 00:09:43,215 --> 00:09:45,843 - Oh, heII, you ready. - But it's unpossibIe. 160 00:09:45,885 --> 00:09:48,149 No back-stage, no champagnes... 161 00:09:48,187 --> 00:09:51,315 nos potato saIad in the shape of a dead Iadies. 162 00:09:51,357 --> 00:09:54,451 - We don't even have the concerts book. - It don't matter. 163 00:09:54,493 --> 00:09:57,656 You go to where peopIe are and you pIay them bIues. 164 00:10:03,169 --> 00:10:05,103 This'II do just fine. 165 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:07,662 Dirty, worthIess hippies. 166 00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:09,868 These guys is way too happy. 167 00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:13,436 Make 'em wish they was never born. Give 'em the bIues. 168 00:10:13,479 --> 00:10:15,538 Somebody sIap my sunburned back. 169 00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:20,882 I can feeI pain again. I'm ready. 170 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:25,653 We just received some very awesome and rad news, everybody. 171 00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:28,524 DethkIok has returned to the pubIic. 172 00:10:30,262 --> 00:10:31,695 Yeah! 173 00:10:31,731 --> 00:10:33,392 We're here to pIay some Mississippi DeIta bIues. 174 00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:35,423 We're in a horribIe depression... 175 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:38,733 and I gotta admit it: we're starting to Iike it. 176 00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:43,102 " Here comes the souI coIIecting Train of murder a-comin' " 177 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:46,771 " It Iongs to take your putrid BIackened souI away from you " 178 00:10:46,812 --> 00:10:48,245 " Your face wiII Ieave Your rotting head " 179 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:49,406 " In the earIy morning " 180 00:10:49,448 --> 00:10:51,006 It's so depressing! 181 00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:52,244 " Your guts wiII Ieave your corpse Your spine wiII break " 182 00:10:52,284 --> 00:10:53,376 " And crack in two " 183 00:10:54,887 --> 00:10:56,115 " It cannot be stopped The train is fueIed " 184 00:10:56,155 --> 00:10:57,349 " By chopped bodies FiIIed with sorrow " 185 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,516 " There is no tomorrow Ticket is your Iife " 186 00:10:58,557 --> 00:11:00,548 " Ended by a knife CaIIed the murder train " 187 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:01,855 " Eternity of pain " 188 00:11:02,795 --> 00:11:06,822 " Oh, yeah, you know What I'm taIking about " 189 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:11,796 " There is no escape but death " 190 00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:17,639 " Your Iife is just A murder train a-comin' " 191 00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:23,373 " Now pIay those bIues "