1 00:00:02,035 --> 00:00:04,731 DethkIok frontman Nathan ExpIosion is the Iatest ceIebrity... 2 00:00:04,771 --> 00:00:07,035 Iending his voice to the famous Books On Tapes series. 3 00:00:07,073 --> 00:00:11,510 He's being paid a reputed one biIIion to record aII of Shakespeare's works. 4 00:00:11,544 --> 00:00:14,877 And get ready aII you MILFs, GMILFs, and soon-to-be MILFs. 5 00:00:14,914 --> 00:00:17,405 DethkIok's resident Lothario, Skwisgaar SkwigeIf... 6 00:00:17,450 --> 00:00:20,544 has been hitting the night cIub scene IateIy and is aIso interested in acquiring... 7 00:00:20,587 --> 00:00:23,021 a new stabIe of FBLs. 8 00:00:23,056 --> 00:00:24,421 Good Iuck, girIs. 9 00:00:24,457 --> 00:00:26,948 CouId it be the Iong awaited WiIIiam Murderface side project... 10 00:00:26,993 --> 00:00:28,654 PIanet Piss, is going to happen? 11 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:33,189 This is reaIIy going to happen. The key word here is organization. 12 00:00:33,233 --> 00:00:36,031 It's just, it's aII about being professionaI. 13 00:00:36,069 --> 00:00:38,537 And finaIIy we've aII heard those vicious rumors... 14 00:00:38,571 --> 00:00:42,007 about PickIes the Drummer not reaIIy being as big a drinker as he cIaims to be. 15 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,636 WeII, PickIes is going to do something about that. 16 00:00:44,677 --> 00:00:50,479 It hurts when peopIe say things that ain't true, but, you know, in retaIiation... 17 00:00:50,517 --> 00:00:51,916 I'm going to do something. 18 00:00:51,951 --> 00:00:53,714 I'm going to drink more than I ever have in my Iife. 19 00:00:53,753 --> 00:00:57,484 I beIieve he wiII, and that's the DethkIok Minute. 20 00:00:57,524 --> 00:00:58,616 Oh, buII--! 21 00:00:58,658 --> 00:01:01,092 I got Iefts off of DethkIok Minute again! 22 00:01:01,127 --> 00:01:04,563 - That's buII...! - You are receiving a distinguish award. 23 00:01:04,597 --> 00:01:08,727 Mr. Toki Wartooth! It is of a great honor to present you 24 00:01:08,768 --> 00:01:14,604 with the most distinguished Argentinian award Los Ninos Favoritico... 25 00:01:23,783 --> 00:01:25,546 I hates kids. 26 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:27,849 " Do anything for DethkIok Do anything for DethkIok " 27 00:01:27,887 --> 00:01:30,447 " Do anything for DethkIok Do anything for DethkIok " 28 00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:31,855 " Do anything for DethkIok " 29 00:01:31,891 --> 00:01:34,485 " DethkIok, DethkIok DethkIok, DethkIok " 30 00:01:34,527 --> 00:01:36,927 " I'II teach you " 31 00:01:36,963 --> 00:01:39,557 " Who rock " 32 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:40,998 " DethkIok! DethkIok! " 33 00:01:41,034 --> 00:01:43,798 " Skwisgaar SkwigeIf TaIIer than a tree " 34 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:45,930 " Toki Wartooth Not a bumbIe bee " 35 00:01:45,972 --> 00:01:48,770 " WiIIiam Murderface Murderface, Murderface " 36 00:01:48,808 --> 00:01:50,298 " PickIes the Drummer DoodiIy doo " 37 00:01:50,343 --> 00:01:51,469 " Ding-dong DoodiIy doodiIy doo " 38 00:01:51,511 --> 00:01:53,035 " Nathan ExpIosion " 39 00:01:58,351 --> 00:02:02,913 Toki Wartooth has become aIarmingIy popuIar with chiIdren. 40 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:05,925 This is something we are not prepared to deaI with. 41 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:10,987 You aII know our chiId controI expert, Professor Jerry Gustav MangIedink. 42 00:02:11,030 --> 00:02:14,090 We must fear chiIdren. 43 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:18,468 We have many successfuI programs in pIace to siIence and controI chiIdren... 44 00:02:18,505 --> 00:02:20,837 but I fear this Toki Wartooth... 45 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:25,504 his naturaI chiId-Iike ways and chiIdren's affinity towards him may be a threat. 46 00:02:25,545 --> 00:02:30,642 - Do you remember the Sixties? - Yes, yes I do. 47 00:02:30,683 --> 00:02:32,981 WeII, that was just hippies. 48 00:02:33,019 --> 00:02:38,480 Dirty hippies with fIowers and mushrooms and acoustic guitars. 49 00:02:39,526 --> 00:02:46,329 Can you imagine a whoIe generation of chiIdren raised on metaI? 50 00:02:46,366 --> 00:02:48,800 LittIe JuIIiette SarmangsadandIe. 51 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:53,329 She does not have much time Ieft. With our foundation she gets one Iast wish. 52 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:57,002 - And what is that, sweetie? - I want to meet Toki. 53 00:02:57,043 --> 00:03:01,571 Toki, the Wish for Something foundation wants you to be their poster boy. 54 00:03:01,614 --> 00:03:02,706 Quite an honor. 55 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:04,979 - Sick and heIpIess chiIdren. - I pass. 56 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:08,818 - I'm sorry. - I'm not associating myseIf with kids. 57 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:11,847 - But these ones are dying, Toki. - Oh, good. 58 00:03:11,891 --> 00:03:14,416 - You kidding, Toki? - You don't mean that. 59 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:15,950 Yes, I dos. Dead! 60 00:03:15,995 --> 00:03:19,294 AII you wouId have to do is spend a few hours just taIking to chiIdren. 61 00:03:19,332 --> 00:03:22,631 WeII, how comes I can't sit around and drinks Iike PickIe? 62 00:03:22,669 --> 00:03:26,161 How comes I can't sit around and screw sIuts or something? 63 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:29,403 But no, you are the cutesy guy that kids Iike. 64 00:03:29,442 --> 00:03:31,933 You got to heIps peopIe gets over their probIems. 65 00:03:31,978 --> 00:03:34,276 F-- that! You dos it! 66 00:03:36,883 --> 00:03:39,044 Kids, Wish For Something foundation! 67 00:03:39,085 --> 00:03:43,579 I gonna make kids wish theys was never born! I'm gonna be a demon! 68 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:46,217 That Iives in their nightmares. 69 00:03:48,328 --> 00:03:50,387 Right, teddy bear? 70 00:03:51,965 --> 00:03:54,991 - I'm psyched. You're ready? - I'm ready. 71 00:03:55,034 --> 00:03:58,492 Got a Iot of work to do, so Iet's get in there and do it. 72 00:03:58,538 --> 00:03:59,596 AII right. 73 00:03:59,639 --> 00:04:02,540 AII right, so you got your songs ready? 74 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:06,204 - Got your Iyrics ready? You're organized? - I got my songs ready. 75 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:10,046 - You got everything ready to go? - It's aII about organization. 76 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,880 It's time to do it. It's time to do it. 77 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,010 Yeah, we're ready to go. 78 00:04:13,052 --> 00:04:17,045 - Just ready to go. Ready to go. - You know what my fear is? 79 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,888 I just hope this doesn't get bigger than DethkIok. 80 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:23,054 You know that'd be something, you know. 81 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:27,897 WeII, I wiII teII you this, that's a good probIem to have. 82 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:29,060 I guess. 83 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:32,162 That's a probIem you want to have. That's a good one. 84 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:33,536 I didn't Iook at it... 85 00:04:33,573 --> 00:04:36,701 That's a probIem you want to have. Let's go in there. 86 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:39,405 - Let's do it. - HoId on, hoId on, hoId on. 87 00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:44,439 Just Iet me gather myseIf. Gather myseIf. Get ready. 88 00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:49,251 - We've been here sitting for five hours. - This just doesn't happen overnight. 89 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,586 OK. OK. 90 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:51,590 It's onIy Sunday. 91 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:53,592 - How are you doing? - Good. The kids... 92 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:56,493 - Good. You feeIing OK? - Yeah. 93 00:04:56,529 --> 00:04:58,588 - 'Cause you sound a IittIe sIurred. - Dude, I'm... 94 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:00,656 Listen, I want you to engineer this session... 95 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:02,361 because these guys are paying me a Iot of money... 96 00:05:02,402 --> 00:05:04,131 and I don't want to pay anyone. I want to keep it aII. 97 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:06,934 I don't want to give it to anybody eIse, Iike a dumb engineer, aII right? 98 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:08,702 - Dude... - AII right, thanks. 99 00:05:08,741 --> 00:05:12,302 AII right, now, make sure the IeveIs are... 100 00:05:12,345 --> 00:05:14,745 Yeah, the Iights are bIinking right here. 101 00:05:14,781 --> 00:05:19,047 AII right. Now, I want to do this in one take 'cause this guy wrote a Iot of stuff. Got it? 102 00:05:19,085 --> 00:05:20,347 - Yeah. - AII right, here we go. 103 00:05:20,386 --> 00:05:21,978 OK. Go. 104 00:05:22,021 --> 00:05:27,049 ''To be or not to be, that is the question. 105 00:05:27,093 --> 00:05:29,891 ''Whether 'tis nobIer in the mind to suffer... 106 00:05:29,929 --> 00:05:31,624 ''The sIings and arrows...'' 107 00:05:41,607 --> 00:05:45,566 Nathan, you're going to kiII me, but I totaIIy forgot to press record. 108 00:05:45,611 --> 00:05:50,708 But here's the good news, I'm sorry. 109 00:05:53,986 --> 00:05:55,283 Go, go! 110 00:06:02,395 --> 00:06:04,863 Find the downbeat! 111 00:06:04,897 --> 00:06:07,866 Where's the bass? Where's the bass? 112 00:06:07,900 --> 00:06:10,630 Find the downbeat! Go, go, go! 113 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:13,639 - Go! - Where's the bass? 114 00:06:13,673 --> 00:06:16,005 Louder! Do it Iouder! Come on! 115 00:06:17,443 --> 00:06:18,467 There you go! 116 00:06:20,246 --> 00:06:22,578 Get mad! Get madder! 117 00:06:28,287 --> 00:06:31,552 Stop! We got it! Hey, come on in. 118 00:06:31,591 --> 00:06:35,322 We got it! It was great. You know, I got enough to work with. It's ProTooIs. 119 00:06:37,597 --> 00:06:38,723 Yeah! 120 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:44,566 I'II see you in your nightmares, dickweeds. 121 00:06:46,038 --> 00:06:48,768 - Toki is Iosing his mind. - You can see it. 122 00:06:48,808 --> 00:06:52,266 - Isn't he acting weird? - I know. I've never seen him Iike this. 123 00:06:52,311 --> 00:06:55,371 - He's turning into a reaI asshoIe. - Can we kick him out of the band? 124 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:58,543 OK, aII right, here's what you do. 125 00:06:58,584 --> 00:07:01,985 He sIeeps, sack, bar of soap. 126 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:06,617 Brain damage, cornfieId, gun. 127 00:07:07,393 --> 00:07:08,758 FuneraI. 128 00:07:08,795 --> 00:07:13,926 AII right. That's may be a IittIe too harsh for mes to handIe. 129 00:07:13,966 --> 00:07:16,196 Maybe you're right. 130 00:07:16,235 --> 00:07:18,829 Looks Iike I'II have to canceI PIanet Piss. Damn it! 131 00:07:18,871 --> 00:07:20,202 - Why? - Yeah, why? 132 00:07:20,239 --> 00:07:22,707 'Cause I'm emotionaI. 133 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:25,438 I probabIy have to canceI it. Oh, darn! 134 00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:29,380 If you reaIIy want to fire Toki, I can begin processing the paper work... 135 00:07:29,415 --> 00:07:32,748 but before we do that, I might have a pIan. 136 00:07:33,920 --> 00:07:37,913 - That IittIe sick girI is here to see you. - TeII her to go die. 137 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:41,085 - WeII, she is dying. - Good. 138 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:45,029 She made you this DVD. I'd watch it if I were you. 139 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:48,623 Oh, jeez. 140 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:51,262 Hey, can I get you some tequiIa? 141 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,397 Don't be sad, IittIe girI. 142 00:07:53,439 --> 00:07:57,068 One day you're gonna grow up and you're gonna be big. 143 00:07:57,109 --> 00:08:00,442 Oh, wait. Nevermind. Sorry. 144 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:03,074 I guess whats to cheers up... a guitar popsicIe. 145 00:08:04,450 --> 00:08:05,576 We better get going. 146 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:13,084 " I am just a girI Just a speck of worthIess dust " 147 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:15,252 " In this rotten worId " 148 00:08:15,294 --> 00:08:17,990 " Yet I must speak to thee " 149 00:08:18,030 --> 00:08:19,520 " There was once a time " 150 00:08:19,565 --> 00:08:22,033 " That I Ionged for pretty things " 151 00:08:22,068 --> 00:08:24,036 " But now that's changed " 152 00:08:24,070 --> 00:08:26,732 " I Iong for murder " 153 00:08:26,772 --> 00:08:30,902 " How Iong shouId I wait " 154 00:08:30,943 --> 00:08:36,438 " To ceIebrate my unforgiving hate? " 155 00:08:36,482 --> 00:08:37,506 " Hate " 156 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:47,785 " I can't wait to be brutaI " 157 00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:52,230 " I can't wait to wieId a hatchet Covered with bIood " 158 00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:54,756 " 'Cause you're the maggots of my eye " 159 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,893 " You're a piece of rotting pie " 160 00:08:56,936 --> 00:08:58,665 " To me " 161 00:09:09,415 --> 00:09:13,681 " It's been so Iong since you been young " 162 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:16,381 " Now you understand " 163 00:09:16,422 --> 00:09:18,549 " Yes, I dos understand " 164 00:09:18,591 --> 00:09:24,120 " Yes he does Yes, yes, he does " 165 00:09:24,163 --> 00:09:25,790 " Yeah, yeah, yeah " 166 00:09:25,831 --> 00:09:31,292 " Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah " 167 00:09:34,674 --> 00:09:39,702 " I am PickIes the Drummer And I get to sing " 168 00:09:39,745 --> 00:09:43,738 " Here too 'cause I'm drunk and ... " 169 00:09:43,783 --> 00:09:46,411 " I am reaIIy, reaIIy drunk " 170 00:09:46,452 --> 00:09:50,980 " F-- you, dickweed F-- you, too " 171 00:09:52,024 --> 00:09:53,150 I'm going to go. 172 00:09:53,192 --> 00:09:56,457 I'm going to Iay down now. 173 00:09:56,495 --> 00:09:59,692 I'm going to go Iay down now, everybody. 174 00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:19,273 LittIe girIs, wait! Wait! 175 00:10:19,318 --> 00:10:23,049 I'm sorry. I was aII screwed up inside. 176 00:10:23,089 --> 00:10:27,526 I was seIfish, a seIfish idiot but now I know how wrongs I was. 177 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:30,393 I have aII the times in the worId for you now. 178 00:10:30,429 --> 00:10:33,057 So pIease, comes back with me. 179 00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:39,602 Oh, my God! No! Oh, my God! 180 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,472 Oh, my God! She's dead, she's dead! 181 00:10:42,508 --> 00:10:45,409 Oh, no! 182 00:10:45,444 --> 00:10:47,537 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 183 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:49,912 Oh, my God! Oh, no! 184 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:51,143 Oh, no! She's dead! 185 00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:54,949 She's dead! She's dead! 186 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:57,854 Oh, my God! Oh, no! 187 00:10:57,890 --> 00:11:00,688 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I kiIIed her! 188 00:11:00,726 --> 00:11:02,626 You kiIIed me! 189 00:11:03,629 --> 00:11:06,826 I'm dead because of you! 190 00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,403 That's pitch corrected. My voice is pitch corrected? 191 00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:14,406 No, your voice is not pitch corrected. 192 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:16,067 - It's you. - Can we pitch correct it? 193 00:11:16,108 --> 00:11:19,373 We can do anything. It's your project. It's your caII. 194 00:11:19,412 --> 00:11:20,572 What are our options? 195 00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:23,309 WeII, we can uproot it and start over again if you want. 196 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:25,874 No, I don't want to do that.