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ls there a
secret entrance into Mordhaus?

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You'll never get in.

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You'll die first.
[ coughs ]

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[ laughs ]

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Why are you laughing?

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Because l just swallowed
a cyanide pill.

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[ gurgles ]

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Ahhhh!

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" Do anything for Dethklok "
" Do anything for Dethklok "

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" Do anything for Dethklok "
" Do anything for Dethklok "

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" Do anything for Dethklok "

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" Dethklok! Dethklok!
Dethklok! Dethklok! "

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Ah, cool, Dethklok MP3s.

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''Download this album illegally,
your consequences are grave.''

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[ laughs ]
Yeah, right.

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Click.
Oh, it's gonna take awhile.

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What should l do in the
meantime?

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Oh, l guess l'll jack off.

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[ alarm blaring ]

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[ slow music plays ]

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Ahh!

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Now! Go.

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Mommy-y-y!

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STAMPlNGSTON:
Gentlemen,

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Dethklok has taken the law into
its own hands.

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Preposterous.

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But they are well within
their rights, General Crozier.

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World leaders are smart enough
to know they need

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to keep Dethklok happy,
and so they did just that.

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There is a purchase and thieving
clause that was backed by

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the United Nations this year
that allows Dethklok

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to act as a
police force.

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Just because the United Nations

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can be bought off
doesn't mean it's right.

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lt's not about right or
wrong, General.

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At this point, it simply is.

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STAMPlNGSTON:
Gentlemen, we
have reason to believe

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that Dethklok has a secret
prison wing

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deep within the underbelly of
Mordhaus

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dedicated to
incarcerating criminals of music

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and intellectual properties.

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CROZlER:
There are rumors
that Dethklok has employed

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scientists to work as in-house
developers in sound technology.

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This could be potentially
dangerous.

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[ heavy metal music plays ]

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lt's too loud!

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How's this?

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Ahhh!

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[ silence ]

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So, uh, that's just a
rough mix of some

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of the stuff you've been
working on.

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[ all sighing ]

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Not too terribly wonderful,
is it, now?

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Am l wrong?

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No, no, it's not.

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lt's lacking.

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NATHAN:
Yeah, yeah.

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lt's like it's --

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does it sound too confined?

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Too confined.

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lt's too digital.

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Yeah, too digital.

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Wait, what?

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NATHAN:
Yeah, it's too digital.

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Sorry if we have very learned,
sensitive, musical ears.

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Yeah, Toki is right.
Sorry if we gots very good ears.

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Uhh, Murderface.
That's...l'm Murderface.

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That's my voice.

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lt sounds like
microchips.

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Yeah, Pickles is right --

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you know, who is
clearly the one who said that.

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l just said that, not Pickle.

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Uh, That's a good Pickles
impression, that's for sure.

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Right, Pickles?

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l said right, Pickles?!

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lt sounds like
microchips in ones and zeros.

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You guys are all
[bleep]ing deaf, you know that?

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You can't tell the difference
between anything.

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Can you [bleep] hear me?

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Can any of you [bleep] hear me?

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Hmm, anyway, we been
working on some new technology

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to get back to analog.

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Yeah, follows us.

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[ slow rhythm and blues music plays ]

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[ buzz ]

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Hello, everyone.

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We've been working on several
new prototypes -- hover drums,

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laser-string guitars,

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electronic STD radar
navigational dildo helmets.

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l can't be too careful.

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No, you can't be
too careful.

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But what we're most proud of
is the H-E-A-R-D.

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Hydro electronic --

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hydro -- you say the next word.

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Electric...

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audio...

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- recordinational...
- device.

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We say ''device'' together.

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Remember?
We worked it out this way.

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Hydro...no, you.

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Electronic...
Now you.

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Hydro...

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No, you go to the next --

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You say ''hydro.''

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- Hydro...
- Electric...

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Audio...

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Recordinational...

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BOTH:
Device.

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To put it plainly,

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we're recording on the purest
analog format of all.

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Wat--

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Uh, sorry.

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Pure -- [ sighs ]

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Sorry.

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Pure --

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Sorry.

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l don't know.

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l'm not a mind reader.

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H20.

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Two portions hydrogen...

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one portion...

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l was going to say the whole
thing myself.

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l thought we agreed l was going
to say that part.

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Continue.

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Two portions hydrogen,
one portion oxygen.

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Equals pure water.

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Pure water.

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- Water.
- Yes.

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And to which what, we will be
soon recording an album on.

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That's impossible.

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Oh, dear.

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This is a laboratory, where
the impossible becomes possible.

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- lt's our job to render...
- Oh, dear.

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Check, check.

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- Observe.
- Yes.

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Begin.

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[ whirring ]

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Check, check.

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Check three.

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Check, check.

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[ heavy metal music plays ]

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[ liquid pours ]

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And here it is.

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Within this container is the
track -- Liquid Purity.

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[ music plays ]

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Wow, that's amazing.

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My brother...

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We are the Jomfru brothers,

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proprietors of
Diefordethklok.com.

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We want you to pay for a good
review on our website.

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We are the fans.

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We are the power.

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We'll give you the song back
when we get the money.

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Yes, my brother, do not fear.

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They will pay.

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Behold!

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Hey, what's this button do?

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DlCK:
All right, guys.

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Guys, guys, l just transferred
all the tracks --

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everything we've recorded so far
-- onto water.

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Okay? lt's all on water.

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So, maybe you guys should take

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five on the messing around,
okay?

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MURDERFACE:
Hey, hey, you take five.

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We're experimenting.

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lt's creative.

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Now, you guys are all
really drunk right now, okay?

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l'm just worried that you're
gonna mess --

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MURDERFACE:
Hey, why don't
you have a drink and relax?

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You ever think of that,
you [bleep] tightwad?

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Yeah, you're a
tightwad.

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Copycat.

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DlCK:
Hey, what do you mean,
me have a drink?

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l'm drunk all the time,
thank you very much.

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Okay?
Right now, l'm tripping balls, okay?

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l'm freaking the [bleep] out,
okay?

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So don't worry about me,
all right?

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NATHAN:
Hey, hey, record this.

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Ready?
Ready? Ready? Okay.

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[ whirring ]

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Pppbbbttt.

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Oh, ah, oh, la la la la la la.
[ claps ]

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Play that back for me, Pickles.

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Pppbbbttt.

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Oh, ah, oh, la la la la la la.

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You just simply
can't get that kind of clarity.

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lncluding now,
you can't get that.

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lt's actually
clearer than when he did it.

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Hey you play that back for me one
more time for me, Pickles?

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Just one more time, please?

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Pppbbbttt.

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Oh, ah, oh, la la la la la la.

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[ clapping ]

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l'd like to get a copy of that
for myself, on water.

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Yeah, burn it on water.

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PlCKLES:
Really, really rare
pioneering recording technology.

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Yeah, we's forwarding
progress.

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We should gets a reward.

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Toki, beat it.

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[ coughing ]
Oh god,
l'm gonna throw up.

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Record it.

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l got to throw up.

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Press record quickly,
quickly.

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[ whirring ]

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NATHAN:
Oh, that's gonna
sound good.

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[ vomiting ]

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SKWlSGAAR:
l want a copy of
this when he gets that done.

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l want it for my own water
collection.

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[ grunting ]

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Ahhh!

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Ahhh!

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[ panting ]

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Oh, man.

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Oh, dear.

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What's going on?

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You're drinking the tracks!

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No, you can't water the plants
with the drum tracks!

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You're replacing the water in
the fish tank

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with the bass tracks!

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You're making Ramen noodles with
Skwisgaar's solo.

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NATHAN:
Pppbbbttt.

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Oh, ah, oh, la la la la la la.

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[ clapping ]

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Pppbbbttt.

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Oh, ah, oh, la la la la la la.

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[ clapping ]

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Chirp.