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ANNOUNCER:
He's a lunatic rebel with a
hyperactive disorder

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and a license for rock with a
permit to roll.

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His name is Dr. Rockso.

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He's the rock-'n'-roll clown,
and he does cocaine.

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But who is the man behind
the paint?

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He was the son of a physical
therapist,

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a young boy with a

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penchant for trouble named
Leonard Rocksteen.

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One day while looking in the
newspaper,

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Rockso spotted something.

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lt seemed that Zazz Blammymatazz
was looking for a singer.

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BlNK:
He just had the attitude.

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He was like a firecracker in
clown paint.

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And they skyrocketed to fame
almost immediately.

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The rock-'n'-roll clown was on
top of the world.

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But he insisted that he get
paid in cocaine.

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Things went from bad to worse,

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as Rockso's appetite for
cocaine increased.

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Dr. Rockso was kicked out of
Zazz Blammymatazz,

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and after a
short-lived solo career,

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Dr. Rockso began making money
as a party clown for hire.

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Yeah, as the Dethklok
songwriter,

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l must say
that it's hard to see a clown

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go bad like that.

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That's a tough pill to swallow.

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And Rockso continued to
spiral even further

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when he became the subject

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of his own short-lived
reality show.

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Oh, l'm a bad clown!

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l'm a bad clown!

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[ crying ]
l do cocaine!

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A cocaine-raged Rockso broke
into a top-secret

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police storage facility and
stole over

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1 ,000 pounds of cocaine.

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He escaped apprehension

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and is now one of the top 10
most wanted --

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Hmm.
Rockso the [bleep] clown.

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Boy, l really hate that guy.

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Ja.

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l said [bleep] horsewhip him.

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Yeah, you know,
he is a mess.

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Oh, he's just
misunderstood.

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Like l said in the thing,
it's sad.

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Yeah, uh, you know,

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you also said that you're
the Dethklok songwriter.

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Did l?

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l don't remember.

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Yeah, you did,

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and you've never written
anything ever.

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What about
''Planet Piss''?

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First of all,
that's not Dethklok.

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Dude, you never even
completed one song.

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Well, that's not to say

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l'm not capable of
writing a song.

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ln this case,

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it is to say that you're not
capable of wr--

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But l could've
written any Dethklok song!

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l could've written any of them!

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But you didn't write any --
you didn't, though.

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But l could have!

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But you didn't!

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But l could have!

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l could've invented, oh,
yeah, the floor,

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you know,
but l didn't.

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But that doesn't
mean you shouldn't

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get credit for inventing
the floor!

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l -- that should mean
that l don't get credit for it!

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Wait a minute!

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But about the bass lines?

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l write all the bass lines.

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You didn't write
no bass lines!

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l figures them out for you and
shows them to you!

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Oh, yeah.

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You know what, l'd like to hear you
try to write one song.

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Would you like to hear me try to
write one song, huh?

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lt has to be a
complete song.

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You want me to
write one complete song, huh?

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Yeah.

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You got it!

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Yeah right,
you're not gonna do it.

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Oh, yes, l will,
because l have this, smartass!

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Ha ha!

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[ cellphone plays electric guitar riff ]

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[ beep ]
Hello?

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[ crying ]
Hello? Toki!

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This is Toki.

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lt's Dr. --
[ sobbing ]

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Dr. Rockso?

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Dr. Rockso the r-r-r--

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Dr. Rockso,
the rock-'n'-roll clown?

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l need your help!

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" Do anything for Dethklok "
" Do anything for Dethklok "

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" Do anything for Dethklok "
" Do anything for Dethklok "

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" Dethklok! Dethklok!
Dethklok! Dethklok! "

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STAMPlNGSTON:
lt appears as if Dr. Rockso

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the rock-'n'-roll
clown has gone missing.

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CROZlER:
We used Dr. Rockso for a recon
mission some time ago.

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Though his character is weak,

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he proved to be helpful in
bringing back

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top-secret Dethklok
information.

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Since then, we believe Dethklok
to have shunned him.

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Where could he
be now?

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Toki Wartooth's personal
history shows

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that he
has a strong trust for clowns.

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And even though Dethklok no
longer trusts Dr. Rockso,

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l believe they will reconnect.

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Follow the clown.

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Follow the clown.

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Pickle?

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- Hmm?
- Pickle!

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[ mumbles ]
Toki, what are you
doing in here?

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l need you to gives to
me the rides.

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Toki, you really need to get
your driver's license, dude.

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[ speaking indistinctly ]

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Just drive!

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Where are we going?

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l said, ''just drive!''

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[ tires screech ]

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[ engine turns off ]

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Oh, hey, man, l said 20 for an H.J.,
not no measly 10.

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You b-beat it!

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[ sobbing ]
Co-co-coo...

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Oh, wowee, Dr. Rockso.

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What's goings on?

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You looks terribles!

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l've c-c-confessions to make.

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l'm Dr. Rockso
the rock-'n'-roll clown.

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l do cocaine.

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Well, okay,
this is a waste of time.

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l'm gonna get going.

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But that ain't all.

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l also huff p-p-paint!

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And l do c-c-crystal meth,
h-heroin, pain pills,

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oxy-c-c-contin.

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l do it all.

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Okay, okay, okay!

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Dude, what do you want from us?

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Dr. Rockso's scared,
and he needs your co-co-co help.

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All right,
so let's hear it.

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Let's go, Simon and Garfunkel.

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Ja, let's go,
Loggins and Messina.

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Yeah, let's go,
George and lra Gershwin.

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Ja, let's go,
Rodgers and Hammerstein.

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Why in the hell
am l two people?

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Come on, let go,
Crosby, Stills & Nash.

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And Youngs.

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And Walter Becker and
Donald Fagen.

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All right,
all right!

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Just shut up!
l need to concentrate!

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[ plucks string ]

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Open straw.

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That's a great book
you've got there.

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Just shut up!
Gotta think.

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Less thinkings,
more of playings!

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Come on, grandpa guitar.

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- Let's do this.

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Fine.
Fine, here goes.

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[ slow music plays ]

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" A million miles from nowhere "

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" Dragon lamps burns hot "

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" By the fire of a horse's ghost,
a minnow would be lost "

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" Cha-cha-cha-changes "

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" Mmm, tits "

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" A fish "

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" A fish with tits "

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" Titty fish "

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[ crash! ]

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Aw, shucks!

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l broke the guitar!

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Oh, nuts!

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Well what the [bleep] was
that sound?

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Oh, co-co-co my head!

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Dr. Rockso has withdrawls!

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Whats do we do?!

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Whats do we do?!

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l got it.
[ gunshot ]

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Ohh!

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You [bleep] killed him.

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Yeah, it's just an animal
tranquilizer gun.

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You know, left over from
the CD release party.

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Oh, yeah,
that was a funs party.

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Yeah.
lt was a fun party.

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Dr. Rockso's partying right
now, baby.

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Hey, what the [bleep]
is he doing here?

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l do cocaine.

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Dr. Rockso is a criminal.

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He should not be here.

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l'm afraid l'm going to have to
be firm on this one.

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Therefore, he must go.

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But he not so bads, guys.

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Don't you get it's,
it's the drugs?

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l will contact the police,
and we'll turn him in.

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Oh, wait.
Give him one more chance to prove

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that he can be a better
persons withouts the drugs.

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Thens we can turns him in.

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As long as he goes
to jail, Toki.

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Fine. Where is he now?

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He's taking a little nap.

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Aaaah!

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[ sobbing ]

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Oohhhhhh!

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Oh, my gosh.

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What's going on here?

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Stop torturing him.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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You're an angel.

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Yes, yes.

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Yes, l am. There, there.

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Give him one more.

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Ohhh!

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[ sobbing ]

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All right,
all right.

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Well, here are your clothes,
Dr. Rockso.

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The boys are going out for some
ice cream and hookers.

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ls that something you'd be
interested in doing?

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l don't know.

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l guess so.

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Let's go get some hookers and
ice c-c-c-cream!

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What's all this?

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Who dat?

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l'm Dr. Jon Twinkletits.

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And you know these people.

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They're here today because they
feel like they're losing you.

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And they just love you
to pieces.

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Uh, ''love'' might be a
little strong.

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Y'all giving Dr. Rockso
an intervention?

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Just have a seat.

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We just want you to hear us out.

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Then you can do whatever
you want.

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Nathan, let's begin with you.

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Read your letter that you have
prepared.

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Okay, um...

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''Dr. Rockso, l hate you,
and l think you should die.

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You are an idiot,
and l hate your voice.

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There's no room on this paper to
properly describe

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how much l hate you.
Go die.''

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There, is that good?

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This intervention will not
work unless you show support.

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Murderface, show some support.

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lt's probably
better if l put this in song

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and utilize my new book
''How to write a reggae smash hit.''

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[ clears throat ]

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[ reggae music plays ]

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" Down the Caribbean way "

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" Yeah, mon "
" lrie-- "

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Aw, this [bleep].

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Oh, man, that's bull[bleep].
Rockso don't need any of this.

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Quick, help him out.

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He's hitting rock bottom or
something.

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Toki, save him.

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''Dr. Rockso, you's my friend.''

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Oh stop!
[ sobbing ]

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l'll d-d-do it!

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l can't believe everybody loves
Dr. Rockso so much.

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Y'all love Dr. Rockso?

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Oh, boy.

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But you's gots to quits drugs.

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You reallys gots to reallys,
reallys do it.

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Or we's be out of your
life for goods.

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" l tip my hat
and say good night "

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" To the lovely lady dressed
in white "

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" My smooth white princess
in the night "

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" Oh, you know it makes
me so sad "

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" Parting with
my albino friend "

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" But all good things,
they must end "

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" Goodbye snowy road "

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" lt just makes me so sad "

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" You know l cannot take
it no more "

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Now you gots to turn
yourself in, Dr. Rockso.

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l know, but thanks for helping

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an old has-been clown
get clean.

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And to show my thanks,
l made you a balloon.

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Oh, wowee!

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lt looks just like me!

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Oh, Nathan, look!

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Yeah, it's great.

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l could make you one!

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Uh, yeah, go to jail now.

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Amazing news today,
as metal band Dethklok

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is shown having apprehended
rock-'n'-roll clown Dr. Rockso.

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[ camera shutters clicking ]
Dr. Rockso, are you guilty?

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All l know is this --

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my name is Dr. Rockso
the rock-'n'-roll clown.

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And l used to do cocaine.

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Oh, yeah!

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l am c-c-clean!

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[ sniffs ]

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Uh-oh.

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" Rock all night "

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" lt's midnight night "

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" Roll that money "

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" No more clownin'
around for you... "

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Chirp.