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ANNOUNCER:
Welcome back to
''Cash-tastrophe, ''

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the game where you win money or
get killed with cash.

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lf your celebrity-helper pal,
Pickles,

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can answer this final
question correctly,

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you will see $1 million dropped
from our rafters,

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and it will all be yours.

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However, if you answer wrong,
you know -- killed with cash.

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PlCKLES:
l'm really a little nervous.

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But, you know, my P.R. lady

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says l should be doing this kind
of stuff.

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But, you know, whatever.

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So, for $1 million --

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What is this show?

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S-so, for $1 million or death,
here's your question.

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Ooh, that's a tough question.

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Ah, l thinks it's the suns!

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lt's a stupid question!
lt could be anything!

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Ah, Pickle don't look good.
Pickle looks scared.

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He's fine.
This is outstanding exposure.

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Who the hell is this lady?

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Oh, that's Pickle new
P.R. lady.

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She's not a groupie?

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- No.
- Never mind, then.

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Okay, Pickles, time's up.

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What's your answer?

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Pickles:
Man, l got to say
that's a hard question,

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but here's the answer --
the Earth.

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The Earth is no longer
considered a planet.

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Am l --
am l right?

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No, l'm sorry.

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Your celebrity-helper pal didn't
help you.

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The correct answer is Pluto.

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Pluto? Really?

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Prepared to be killed
with cash.

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[ cheers and applause ]

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No, no!

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Aaaaah!

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[ whirring ]

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This is great exposure.

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" Do anything for Dethklok "
" Do anything for Dethklok "

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" Do anything for Dethklok "
" Do anything for Dethklok "

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" Dethklok! Dethklok!
Dethklok! Dethklok! "

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This is
Liz Bane...

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Alias Liz Blackfin.

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Alias Liz Deatheyes.

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...religious
radical from the '70s.

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She's credited with starting
dozens of cults.

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CROZlER:
Her biggest cult was
the Order of the Dybbuks.

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They believed they would achieve
immortality

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by taking over the
bodies of French people.

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ln 1973, 28 Dybbuks walk into a
crowded Parisian cafe

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on the Champs-Elysees.

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They pull out ceremonial daggers

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and massacred
a hundred French citizens.

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lt was a bloodbath.

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Yes, and somehow Miss Bane
was cleared of all charges.

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Then a few years ago,
she started a public-relations firm

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called the Exodus P.R. Firm.

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Bane is concocting something
beyond public relations.

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We want our own P.R.
person like Pickles has.

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But l am a P.R. Person.

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But we want a
real P.R. person.

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l am a real P.R. person.

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No, we wants a
real P.R. person.

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l am a real P.R. person.

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But we wants a lady!

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l -- fine.

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And look who's here.

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lt's the guy who's everywhere now --
Dethklok's drummer, Pickles,

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along with his publicist,
Liz Bane.

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Your face is everywhere
these days.

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People are calling you the most
popular member of Dethklok.

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How does that make you feel?

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Yeah, two words --
drunk and horny.

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Pickles is out there having the
time of his life.

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- He's everywhere.
- l know, l know.

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They say there's no such thing
as bad publicity,

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but l happen to think you can do
yourself a disservice.

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PlCKLES:
And the winner goes
to ''Cinnamon Buns,''

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starring Pickles,
the drummer --

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directed by Vodka and
Beer...and...

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[ screaming ]

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[ audience gasps ]

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[ gunfire ]

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[ explosions ]

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Why don't we just
start our own P.R.?

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Ja, all's it is is
telling somebody something,

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and that's what
l does right now.

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Yeah, then we should do it --
the three of us, right?

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Yeah, let's do it.

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Yeah, let's do it.

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Hey, how comes you
don't ask me?

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The three?

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lt's like the four of us.

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You're all the way
over there.

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You --
we couldn't even see you.

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l just heards everything,

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and l just wants to
be a parts of it, too!

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Toki, you'res too lates.

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That's what you get for trying
to play video games.

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l stands right here,

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and you just excludes me on
purpose.

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You know it.

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That's bad P.R.
right there.

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Now, we all know Dethklok's
music,

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but we usually don't see
you guys unless

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you're releasing a CD
or you're on tour.

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Why the sudden change?

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Well, l think, you know,

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that some people think
that you can't be doing things

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like that because, it's like,

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''ohh, you're gonna say something
that -- you douche bag!''

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Let me ask you, what does the
most successful drummer

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in history do to relax?

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[ mumbling ]
That's a good question.

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Well, you know,
sometimes l go s-sit down.

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Sometimes l-l sit --
l lay down.

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Sometimes l close my eyes.

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Sometimes l get a book,
you know?

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A-and sometimes
l look at a TV screen.

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So, that was okay --
l mean -- right?

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Okay?
[ laughs ]

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lt was great.

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Well, l thought you might
be mad because,

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you know, l-l
could tell a couple of times

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l might have been slurring just
a little bit

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'cause l had a drink
beforehand.

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You've been behind that drum
kit for way too long, Pickles.

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This is your time.

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lt's time for Pickles.

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Now, publicity is
all about being seen.

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Okay, okay, that's a
good point because

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what l was gonna say is
publicity

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is all about being seen.

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l thought l was
running this meeting!

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You just repeated!

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Oh, l'm sorry.
You're right -- please.

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We need to get our faces out to
where everybody can see us.

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Likes Pickle on TV.

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Exactly,
but everybody goes on TV.

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Yeah, everyone goes on TV.

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Everyone does.

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Yeah, that's my point.

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Everybody goes on TV!

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Everyone's already on there.

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Why would you want to do that?

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Yes, okay.

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Go the other way.

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[ groans ]
Yes, we need to go where --

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Where nobody's gone yet.

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TOKl:
Oh, radios!

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Toki, get out of here!
You're not in the P.R. Club.

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lt's the stupidest P.R. Club!
lt doesn't work!

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Can you just --
l'm running this meeting!

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We need to get seen somewhere
that's not on TV.

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[bleep]

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Pickles the drummer's now the
most in-demand celebrity alive,

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and that's an amazing
feat for Pickles,

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but almost a bigger
feat for the Exodus P.R. Firm --

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now the world's largest.

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The remaining members of
Dethklok

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are getting in on this action,

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starting their own
brutal P.R. Firm.

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Hey, good luck, boys.

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That's the Dethklok minute.

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Now, store openings are always
good exposure --

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lots of press.

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Oh, l'm gonna gets me a
juice with carrots and grapes.

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Ohh, Toki.

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Are we supposed to send this press
releases to the press?

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l mean, l think that's why they
call it a press release.

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Am l right?

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[ laughs ]
You mean you don't know?

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No, l don't.

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You really don't know?

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Holy shit!

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You're Nathan Explosion!

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Beat it, kid.

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He's not who you think
l'm saying he isn't.

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lt's not him, okay?

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But l thought we were
supposed to have exposure.

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Look, if word gets
out that we're here,

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the press
will be all over us,

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and that'll just defeat
our purpose.

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Guys, l gots an ideas.

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We should promote
somewhere's else

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where likes where no one
else promoteds before!

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[ snap! ]
Aah!

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[ wind howling ]

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l've, uh, been looking over your
purchases

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since you started
doing your own publicity.

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You've spent $1 7 million.

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So?

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l'm just saying l don't think
it's the best use of your money.

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lt hasn't increased sales whatsoever.
Nice work, guys.

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What are we doing wrong?

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l mean, look,
Pickles is everywhere.

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What's he got that
we ain'ts got?

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Looks at this.

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MURDERFACE:
Pickles can't bake.

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Have you ever had his
chocolate-coconut macaroons?

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Hey, guys.

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Hey, look, that's Pickles,

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just likes on the
magazine!

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Hey, Pickles.

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Yeah, you's the
drummer, right?

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Look, my hair's
standing up on end.

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Yeah, he's shorter than l
thought --

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wait a minute!
l already know you.

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l got us a gig.

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lt's, uh, you know,
a favor for my publicist.

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What do you think?

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Oh, yeah, we'll do it.

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- You bet!
- Oh, thanks, guys.

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Uh, l'll see ya --
cool.

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LlZ:
lt's been so busy lately, Pickles.

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We haven't had a chance to
really talk.

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Oh, hey, l got you a gift.
lt's a calendar.

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You know, it's that guy who gets
those gray dogs

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and dresses them up in clothes,
you know, humiliates them.

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That's very sweet, Pickles,

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however, l no longer have any
use for Earth calendars.

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But never mind that.
Thank you.

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Earth calendars?

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l have a little something for
you, too.

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You were a great find.

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Because of your popularity,

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we've recruited a lot of members --
l mean clients.

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Okay, then.

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l'm gonna get going.

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l'll see you tonight
at the show.

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Yes, tonight.

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Don't be late.

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Pickles.

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Yeah?

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l'll see you tonight.

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Oka-a-y.

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Goodbye.

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SKWlSGAAR:
What do they gots there,
grapes drink?

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Yeah, they're drinking some
[bleep] grape drink.

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lt's awesome.

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That's pretty fancy grape drink.

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How come they gets
to have grapes drink?

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How come we can't
have any [bleep] grape drink?

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That's [bleep] not [bleep] fair.

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Pickles, you're late.

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- We have to hurry.
- Okay.

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- Time is running out!
- Okay.

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- This is our destiny!
- Okay.

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Hey, let's just play
this show and get out of here.

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We got any songs with
''destiny'' in the title?

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00:09:33,792 --> 00:09:35,657
Um, no, but l could
stick it in.

253
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lt's doesn't matter.

254
00:09:36,661 --> 00:09:38,629
No one can understand what
l'm saying, anyway.

255
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[ metal music plays ]

256
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" Racing through time "

257
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" Souls pray, lead blind
interstellar mutilation "

258
00:09:52,811 --> 00:09:53,869
" Comets speed forth "

259
00:09:53,945 --> 00:09:55,412
" Bring death for earth time "

260
00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:57,038
" For your next destination "

261
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" Galactic death hunts "

262
00:09:59,784 --> 00:10:01,308
" Flies "

263
00:10:01,386 --> 00:10:06,551
" Pushes through time/space
dimensions "

264
00:10:06,624 --> 00:10:08,216
" lt's seeking blood "

265
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" Flesh, souls, as slaves "

266
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" To take into hell "

267
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" ln outer space "

268
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" Your time is coming tonight "

269
00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:21,670
" You'll be killed at
the speed of light "

270
00:10:21,739 --> 00:10:23,832
" Destiny you can't fight "

271
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" Crushed by comets
transmogrified "

272
00:10:26,444 --> 00:10:28,742
" Death will bring
you new life "

273
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" A slave forever
on a planet of death "

274
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" A thousand years since
the comet took flight "

275
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" Your destiny is pain forever "

276
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[ gurgling ]

277
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[ gurgling ]

278
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[ gurgling ]

279
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Holy [bleep].

280
00:11:20,398 --> 00:11:21,422
Oh, boy.

281
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What a great Dethklok minute.

282
00:11:23,067 --> 00:11:25,627
Hey -- aaah!

283
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Chirp.