1 00:00:02,102 --> 00:00:05,594 ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, here to play the National Anthem, 2 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:09,699 friend of NASCAR, William Murderface! 3 00:00:10,343 --> 00:00:12,573 lt is an honor to be here! 4 00:00:12,645 --> 00:00:15,239 You are all my children. 5 00:00:15,315 --> 00:00:19,775 Get ready for our nation's National Anthem... 6 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:20,785 [ zipper opens ] 7 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:23,948 [ cheers and applause ] 8 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:26,117 ...played with my [bleep]. 9 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:28,456 " [ ''The Star-Spangled Banner'' plays ] " 10 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:30,291 PlCKLES: Aw, that's just gross. 11 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:31,625 Nobody needs to see that. 12 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:33,393 And how many more times do l have to hear 13 00:00:33,466 --> 00:00:34,728 The national anthem, you know? 14 00:00:34,801 --> 00:00:35,768 Oh, come on. 15 00:00:35,835 --> 00:00:37,063 We told Murderface we'd watch. 16 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:39,105 ''l'll drive in circles for a while. 17 00:00:39,172 --> 00:00:40,605 That's fun. 18 00:00:40,673 --> 00:00:41,935 That'll do 'er.'' 19 00:00:42,008 --> 00:00:43,066 NATHAN: Oh, my god! 20 00:00:43,143 --> 00:00:44,371 That's Skwisgaar and Toki! 21 00:00:44,444 --> 00:00:46,571 PlCKLES: Oh, look! They're totally drunk! 22 00:00:46,646 --> 00:00:47,908 Oh, that's awesome! 23 00:00:47,981 --> 00:00:51,678 ANNOUNCER: Authorities are confused as to why the chase began. 24 00:00:51,818 --> 00:00:53,581 [ metal crunching ] 25 00:00:53,653 --> 00:00:55,746 " Do anything for Dethklok " " Do anything for Dethklok " 26 00:00:55,822 --> 00:00:58,256 " Do anything for Dethklok " " Do anything for Dethklok " 27 00:00:58,324 --> 00:00:59,757 " Do anything for Dethklok " 28 00:00:59,826 --> 00:01:02,488 " Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! " 29 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:06,525 ANNOUNCER: Well, it seems that Toki Wartooth and Skwisgaar Skwigelf 30 00:01:06,599 --> 00:01:08,863 have gotten themselves into some legal hot water. 31 00:01:08,935 --> 00:01:11,199 Local law enforcement had this to say. 32 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:13,671 You know, we were prepared to hunt down and shoot 33 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:16,106 and kill these people, but then we found out it was Dethklok, 34 00:01:16,176 --> 00:01:19,009 so, uh... you know, that changes things. 35 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:21,377 ANNOUNCER: Wow, the courts have agreed to find them not guilty 36 00:01:21,448 --> 00:01:22,574 as long as Toki and Skwisgaar 37 00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:25,482 go to driving school and get their licenses. 38 00:01:25,552 --> 00:01:27,452 And they've got to do some community service. 39 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:28,646 l wonder what that's gonna be. 40 00:01:28,721 --> 00:01:30,484 ln other news, Murderface's national anthem bass solo 41 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:31,854 for NASCAR was preempted. 42 00:01:31,925 --> 00:01:32,823 Tough luck, Murderface. 43 00:01:32,892 --> 00:01:34,223 MURDERFACE: Why do l get preempted?! 44 00:01:34,294 --> 00:01:35,124 You know why? 45 00:01:35,195 --> 00:01:37,959 'Cause l'm just a stupid bass player. 46 00:01:38,031 --> 00:01:40,966 Why don't l just play behind the bass amps? 47 00:01:41,034 --> 00:01:42,467 Maybe that would be good. 48 00:01:42,535 --> 00:01:44,867 Then album sales would go up. 49 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,872 Who am l fooling? 50 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:48,931 l don't deserve the spotlight. 51 00:01:49,008 --> 00:01:54,446 l thought l could maybe, just once -- just once -- 52 00:01:54,514 --> 00:01:56,277 be in the spotlight. 53 00:01:56,349 --> 00:01:58,613 That's all l want. 54 00:01:58,685 --> 00:01:59,777 Just once. 55 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:01,411 CHARLES: Uh, everything okay in here? 56 00:02:01,488 --> 00:02:03,422 Yeah, but we's gots to plans this wholes 57 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:06,755 charity's events things now and do's a lives televised concerts? 58 00:02:06,826 --> 00:02:08,657 Yeah, community service sucks! 59 00:02:08,728 --> 00:02:12,061 And thens we gots to go to driving schools on top of this! 60 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,258 lt's toos much works! 61 00:02:13,333 --> 00:02:15,301 All right, all right, all right, maybe l can help out. 62 00:02:15,368 --> 00:02:18,098 Murderface has been in his room for the last three days 63 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:20,605 sulking about the preemption of his NASCAR bass solo. 64 00:02:20,673 --> 00:02:21,901 Maybe you can let him produce 65 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,670 your public-service charity event. 66 00:02:23,743 --> 00:02:26,337 Give him a little spotlight, and maybe everyone will be happy. 67 00:02:26,412 --> 00:02:28,676 And thens we don'ts gots to do it? 68 00:02:28,748 --> 00:02:29,772 Fines! 69 00:02:29,849 --> 00:02:33,216 Uh, Nathan, Pickles, want to weigh in on this stuff? 70 00:02:33,286 --> 00:02:34,378 Lot of stuff going on over here. 71 00:02:34,454 --> 00:02:36,581 Just kind of not paying attention over there? 72 00:02:36,656 --> 00:02:38,055 Nope. 73 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:39,455 Nope. 74 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:42,851 Okay, give me a call when you need me to pick you up. 75 00:02:42,929 --> 00:02:44,556 - You guys got your phones? - Yeah. 76 00:02:44,631 --> 00:02:46,656 Great, eat all your lunch and don't talk to anybody. 77 00:02:46,733 --> 00:02:47,825 There's weirdos out there, okay? 78 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:49,163 - Yeah. - Yeah. 79 00:02:49,235 --> 00:02:50,224 All right, bye! 80 00:02:50,303 --> 00:02:51,497 Study hard! 81 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:55,338 Hey, Toki, l bet yous a millions billions dollars 82 00:02:55,408 --> 00:02:57,603 that l wills be a betters drivers than you. 83 00:02:57,677 --> 00:03:00,043 Oh, l bet you krillions billions that l's gonna 84 00:03:00,113 --> 00:03:01,603 be's the best ands the fastest. 85 00:03:01,681 --> 00:03:03,080 No ways! Yous are on! 86 00:03:03,149 --> 00:03:03,979 Let's go! 87 00:03:04,050 --> 00:03:04,982 All right! 88 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:06,575 [ tires screeching, horn honks ] 89 00:03:06,653 --> 00:03:07,483 Oh, looks outs. 90 00:03:07,554 --> 00:03:08,646 [ laughs ] 91 00:03:08,721 --> 00:03:10,484 Oh. That's funny. 92 00:03:10,557 --> 00:03:15,119 MURDERFACE: Oh, see, it's like a NASCAR-type theatrical 93 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,129 hybrid event with cars! 94 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,164 So it's a car race. 95 00:03:18,231 --> 00:03:19,721 Yeah, it'll be awesome! 96 00:03:19,799 --> 00:03:20,823 l'm confused. 97 00:03:20,900 --> 00:03:22,424 You want to do a car race? 98 00:03:22,502 --> 00:03:23,935 Yes! 99 00:03:24,003 --> 00:03:25,095 But, no. 100 00:03:25,171 --> 00:03:27,366 Not just a car race -- 101 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,032 a car event. 102 00:03:29,108 --> 00:03:30,598 lt's like Medieval Times. 103 00:03:30,677 --> 00:03:33,976 Okay, so there's like jousting and horses -- 104 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,378 No! No! 105 00:03:35,448 --> 00:03:36,710 Well, maybe! Maybe! 106 00:03:36,783 --> 00:03:37,750 Guys, help me out. 107 00:03:37,817 --> 00:03:39,307 l'll help you out. 108 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:40,818 l'll, uh, help you out, uh... 109 00:03:40,887 --> 00:03:42,650 duh... 110 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:44,485 Murderface is, uh... 111 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:46,684 trying to tell you something about, uh...something. 112 00:03:46,759 --> 00:03:48,249 Thank you, Pickles. 113 00:03:48,328 --> 00:03:50,489 What does this have to do with Dethklok? 114 00:03:50,563 --> 00:03:51,757 We are Dethklok! 115 00:03:51,831 --> 00:03:53,093 l'm in Dethklok! 116 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:55,225 l'm Nathan Explosion from Dethklok. 117 00:03:55,301 --> 00:03:57,360 l'm Pickles the drummer from Dethklok! 118 00:03:57,437 --> 00:03:58,426 lt's me telling it to you. 119 00:03:58,504 --> 00:03:59,471 Right, l know that. 120 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:01,097 What does this have to do with the music, though? 121 00:04:01,174 --> 00:04:02,141 Who cares about 122 00:04:02,208 --> 00:04:03,800 what it has to do with the band and the music?! 123 00:04:03,876 --> 00:04:04,843 Your audience cares. 124 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:06,378 [bleep] the audience! [bleep] them! 125 00:04:06,446 --> 00:04:08,573 Are you guys on board with this idea, really? 126 00:04:08,648 --> 00:04:10,138 Eh, l could take it or leave it. 127 00:04:10,216 --> 00:04:11,114 Yeah, me, too. 128 00:04:11,184 --> 00:04:12,082 Good day, then. 129 00:04:12,151 --> 00:04:13,482 Fine. 130 00:04:13,553 --> 00:04:15,180 Mother [bleep]ing fine! 131 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,416 lt's my time to shine, and you're jealous! 132 00:04:17,490 --> 00:04:21,586 Nothing can keep me back from producing the best NASCAR 133 00:04:21,661 --> 00:04:25,654 theatrical hybrid event the world's ever seen! 134 00:04:25,732 --> 00:04:26,960 Oh [bleep]. 135 00:04:27,233 --> 00:04:30,134 Gentlemen, it appears as if Dethklok 136 00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:35,106 is sponsoring their own NASCAR-type theatrical hybrid event. 137 00:04:35,174 --> 00:04:38,473 lf you'd please turn your attention to our Murderface 138 00:04:38,544 --> 00:04:40,637 expert, Dr. Gibbetz. 139 00:04:40,713 --> 00:04:43,682 Gentlemen, the ego of the bass player is fragile. 140 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:47,151 His emotional insecurity is triggered by the perception that 141 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:49,688 he is unloved, inadequate, and worthless. 142 00:04:49,756 --> 00:04:51,246 Just look at William Murderface. 143 00:04:51,324 --> 00:04:52,757 Frightened, scared, hate-filled -- 144 00:04:52,825 --> 00:04:54,793 the perfect specimen of devolution -- 145 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:58,695 Cro-magnon brow, distended jaw, clammy hands, buckled stomach, 146 00:04:58,765 --> 00:05:01,893 back pimplage, hitchhiker thumbs, hammer assed, 147 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:04,266 fallen arches, chicken-plucked legs, sandpapery, 148 00:05:04,337 --> 00:05:07,795 eczema-styled skin, dry, unkempt triangle hair. 149 00:05:07,874 --> 00:05:08,806 This creature... devolved... 150 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:10,502 ...whirling in that mess... 151 00:05:10,576 --> 00:05:12,339 ...self-hatred bubbling inside... 152 00:05:12,412 --> 00:05:13,936 this pathetic insecurity will 153 00:05:14,013 --> 00:05:16,038 cause him to want to be in control. 154 00:05:16,115 --> 00:05:17,912 Of course, this will be overridden by his dominant 155 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:21,476 laziness, lack of concentration, and possible bipolar disorder, 156 00:05:21,554 --> 00:05:24,489 which should make for a most disastrous NASCAR-type 157 00:05:24,557 --> 00:05:26,582 theatrical hybrid event. 158 00:05:26,726 --> 00:05:28,887 TOKl: l don'ts knows about this place. 159 00:05:28,961 --> 00:05:30,121 lt gives me the creeps. 160 00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:31,185 - Yeah. - l'm scared. 161 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:34,131 Somethings about this just ain'ts right. 162 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:36,225 [ speaking Japanese ] 163 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:40,468 l'm going to show you a film. 164 00:05:40,540 --> 00:05:41,973 This film is called the... 165 00:05:42,041 --> 00:05:47,502 ''Crash Site at The Corner of Blood Street and Guts Circle.'' 166 00:05:47,580 --> 00:05:49,571 lt is very, very brutal. 167 00:05:51,951 --> 00:05:53,885 Driving a car can be fun. 168 00:05:53,953 --> 00:05:55,716 But sometimes it's dangerous. 169 00:05:55,788 --> 00:05:58,382 Drinking and driving is a fun way to pass the time, 170 00:05:58,458 --> 00:06:01,086 but maybe sometimes it isn't such a good idea. 171 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:03,355 lf the good lord wanted us to drink and drive, 172 00:06:03,429 --> 00:06:05,727 we would have been born with smashed faces. 173 00:06:05,798 --> 00:06:07,732 Fireman Joe's gonna have to squirt your guts 174 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:08,994 to the side of the road. 175 00:06:09,068 --> 00:06:09,898 That's okay. 176 00:06:09,969 --> 00:06:11,402 Blood makes the grass grow. 177 00:06:11,471 --> 00:06:14,963 Say, you wouldn't happen to have an extra-big spatula, would you? 178 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:18,636 Billy's got some eggs -- eggs that are his intestines. 179 00:06:18,711 --> 00:06:19,769 Where's Glenda? 180 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:20,710 Late again? 181 00:06:20,780 --> 00:06:22,145 She better drive extra fast. 182 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,045 Oh, no. 183 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:24,242 Her tits are on Oatmeal Street 184 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:26,148 and her brains are on Willow Drive. 185 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:27,516 That's two blocks away. 186 00:06:27,587 --> 00:06:30,147 Long way for tits to be away from brains. 187 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,555 He's still clutching the steering wheel -- 188 00:06:32,625 --> 00:06:33,887 with his face. 189 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,222 Eyeballs, anyone? 190 00:06:35,294 --> 00:06:36,886 Wonder what he was thinking? 191 00:06:36,963 --> 00:06:39,090 Well, look at his brains. 192 00:06:39,165 --> 00:06:40,632 Maybe that'll tell you. 193 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:43,759 Okay, let's drive and have some fun. 194 00:06:43,836 --> 00:06:44,768 [ slice! ] 195 00:06:46,205 --> 00:06:47,035 Murderface. 196 00:06:47,106 --> 00:06:47,936 Oh, hi! 197 00:06:48,007 --> 00:06:48,837 What are you doing in here? 198 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:50,102 Just getting my work done. 199 00:06:50,176 --> 00:06:52,201 Getting your work done. What work are you doing right now? 200 00:06:52,278 --> 00:06:53,905 Uh, yeah, for the show, everything. 201 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:56,574 Alright, well, the impression l'm getting from you is that 202 00:06:56,649 --> 00:06:57,741 you don't know what you're doing. 203 00:06:57,817 --> 00:06:58,875 Oh, no. Not true. 204 00:06:58,951 --> 00:07:00,919 You're very late approving all the production design. 205 00:07:00,987 --> 00:07:02,579 - Yeah. - Okay, you have to do that. 206 00:07:02,655 --> 00:07:04,646 - Yeah. - And you've looked at the schedule? 207 00:07:04,724 --> 00:07:06,191 - Yeah. - Okay, and what -- 208 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:07,726 - Fine. - You approved the schedule-- 209 00:07:07,794 --> 00:07:08,988 Approved. 210 00:07:09,061 --> 00:07:11,586 You have a press conference in five minutes. 211 00:07:11,664 --> 00:07:13,222 Okay, this is the Associated Press, all right? 212 00:07:13,299 --> 00:07:14,129 You know who that is? 213 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:15,030 Yeah. 214 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:16,591 So, there's a lot of people here, all right? 215 00:07:16,669 --> 00:07:17,693 They're confused by your idea, 216 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:19,260 so you have to set them straight, okay? 217 00:07:19,338 --> 00:07:20,270 Yeah. Straight. 218 00:07:20,339 --> 00:07:22,307 And you'll remember to do the insurance? 219 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:23,774 - Got it. - Should do that now. 220 00:07:23,843 --> 00:07:25,310 Yeah, l'll do it now. 221 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:27,005 We'll do it right after the press conference. 222 00:07:27,079 --> 00:07:28,376 - Right after the press conference. - Okay. 223 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:29,278 - Okay. - l did my job. 224 00:07:29,348 --> 00:07:30,178 Okay. 225 00:07:31,217 --> 00:07:33,151 lNSTRUCTOR: Please pull forward now. 226 00:07:33,219 --> 00:07:34,948 No, l lets that guy go first. 227 00:07:35,021 --> 00:07:36,420 But now it's your turn. 228 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:37,786 After this guy. 229 00:07:37,857 --> 00:07:38,949 You have right of way. 230 00:07:39,025 --> 00:07:40,083 After that guy. 231 00:07:40,159 --> 00:07:41,148 You go's ahead! 232 00:07:41,227 --> 00:07:42,694 Let's go, douche bag! 233 00:07:42,762 --> 00:07:44,457 Leaves hims alone! 234 00:07:44,530 --> 00:07:47,556 [ crying ] l can'ts do it. 235 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:49,726 [ indistinct conversations ] 236 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:51,929 Oh, l-l can't go out there! 237 00:07:52,004 --> 00:07:53,767 l've never been in charge before! 238 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:54,772 Look, l'm nervous. 239 00:07:54,841 --> 00:07:56,468 Oh, l'm so nervous! Oh, god. 240 00:07:56,542 --> 00:07:57,668 Relax. l see. 241 00:07:57,743 --> 00:07:58,573 You know what? 242 00:07:58,644 --> 00:08:00,009 Hey, take one of these. 243 00:08:00,079 --> 00:08:01,842 lt's a special pill -- slows down your heart. 244 00:08:01,914 --> 00:08:03,541 My heart's too fast, huh? 245 00:08:03,616 --> 00:08:05,208 NATHAN: You shouldn't have done that. 246 00:08:05,284 --> 00:08:07,047 He's gonna get all weird and slurry and slow. 247 00:08:07,119 --> 00:08:08,051 No, no, no he's not. 248 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,418 lt's got a little bit of speed with angel dust 249 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,458 to counteract the low with a hint of coke and 250 00:08:12,525 --> 00:08:14,925 a splash of [bleep] and giggles, you know, whatever. 251 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:15,926 You feel better? 252 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:17,986 Yow, yow. 253 00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:21,659 [ mumbling ] 254 00:08:21,734 --> 00:08:23,224 MAN: Wait, l don't understand. 255 00:08:23,302 --> 00:08:24,667 This is supposed to be, what -- 256 00:08:24,737 --> 00:08:27,865 a NASCAR-type theatrical hybrid event? 257 00:08:27,940 --> 00:08:29,703 [ mumbling ] 258 00:08:29,775 --> 00:08:31,936 You think you maybe gave him too much pills? 259 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:34,741 Yeah, no, it's what l take if l have to do a thing. 260 00:08:34,814 --> 00:08:37,044 Huh, guess he just can't handle the pressure. 261 00:08:37,116 --> 00:08:38,105 Kind of feel bad for him. 262 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:40,846 He's kind of bit off more than he can chew, but, uh... 263 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:42,717 let's see if we can go make him [bleep] his pants. 264 00:08:42,788 --> 00:08:43,812 Yeah, okay. 265 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:46,859 MAN: And Dethklok -- what's their involvement? 266 00:08:46,926 --> 00:08:50,521 [ stammering ] 267 00:08:50,596 --> 00:08:51,790 [ camera shutter clicks ] 268 00:08:53,266 --> 00:08:54,927 You both failed your driving tests. 269 00:08:55,001 --> 00:08:56,730 But that's uns-possibles. 270 00:08:56,802 --> 00:08:57,632 No, it isn't. 271 00:08:57,703 --> 00:08:58,829 You didn't drive anywhere. 272 00:08:58,905 --> 00:08:59,872 lt's scary! 273 00:08:59,939 --> 00:09:01,099 l know. You keep telling me. 274 00:09:01,173 --> 00:09:02,333 Whys did l's fail? 275 00:09:02,408 --> 00:09:04,069 You wouldn't even sit in the front seat. 276 00:09:04,143 --> 00:09:05,667 lt's so scaries up theres! 277 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:07,212 How you gonna drive back seat?! 278 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,212 - Racist! - Yeah racist! 279 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:10,010 Well, [bleep] you, too. l'm leaving. 280 00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:12,573 Great, we supposed to drives the double-necks 281 00:09:12,652 --> 00:09:14,916 guit-cars at Murderface's shows tomorrows nights, 282 00:09:14,987 --> 00:09:17,251 but we's too damned scareds. 283 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:18,950 Scareds likes little chicken. 284 00:09:19,025 --> 00:09:21,755 ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the first ever hybrid theatrical tournament, 285 00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:24,660 produced under the supervision and guidance of 286 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:27,028 William Murderface! 287 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:30,334 " Die, tonight " 288 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:31,495 " You'll never see the light " 289 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,004 " You're in a steel sarcophagus " 290 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:34,664 " You're trapped in traffic, losing life " 291 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:36,037 " You can't move " 292 00:09:36,108 --> 00:09:37,541 " The horns ring louder in your ear " 293 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:39,043 " You'll die here waiting, that's your fate " 294 00:09:39,111 --> 00:09:40,874 " You're murdered by the interstate " 295 00:09:40,947 --> 00:09:45,316 MAN: 1 Krillion hex-cades ago, in an ancient, 296 00:09:45,384 --> 00:09:50,651 faraway netherverse dwelled an ancient alien civilization 297 00:09:50,723 --> 00:09:55,854 devoted to making steel beasts with wheels of fire 298 00:09:55,928 --> 00:09:58,795 and engines like pulsing devil hearts! 299 00:09:58,864 --> 00:10:01,890 What were these hell contraptions? 300 00:10:01,968 --> 00:10:04,732 They were gods! 301 00:10:04,804 --> 00:10:08,069 Tomnathan Falconcrammer from the Black team. 302 00:10:08,140 --> 00:10:11,439 Uno von Galaxor from the Purple team! 303 00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:14,308 Hans Engineheart from the Yellow team! 304 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:18,976 And Maxazillion Wheelblazer from the Green team! 305 00:10:19,051 --> 00:10:22,316 Gentlemen, start your engines! 306 00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:23,878 [ tires screeching ] 307 00:10:45,077 --> 00:10:46,169 [ tires screeching ] 308 00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:48,846 [ cheering ] 309 00:10:49,915 --> 00:10:55,251 BOTH: Who-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-a! 310 00:11:14,073 --> 00:11:16,166 [ stammering ] 311 00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:18,437 This event's a total catastrophe. 312 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,502 We should get him to [bleep] his pants. 313 00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:21,841 [bleep] your pants! 314 00:11:21,914 --> 00:11:23,176 [ muttering ] 315 00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:24,546 [bleep] my pants! 316 00:11:26,118 --> 00:11:26,948 Chirp.