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Having a hard time waking up
in the morning?

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Try our new Dethklok Norwegian
blackened blood coffee.

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Served in special collector's skull.

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Only $14.

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Dude, let me borrow
14 [bleep]ing bucks

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so l can get a
coffee.

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No way, wanker.

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My mom only gave me 60 bucks.

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Dude, you can use my parents'
Duncan Hills card.

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Dude. Cool, bro.

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l'll let you use my parents'
Hot Topic card.

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- Yeah!
- All right! Right on!

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Yeah, l was at the original
Batsfjord Massacre Fest.

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lt was insanely brutal.

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No way. Brutal, man.

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l stole my kid's trust fund
to get there.

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l got frostbite. Check it out.

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That's so brutal.

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My little sister didn't really
like Dethklok,

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so l made her drink motor oil,
and she got real sick.

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Whatever.

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Call me when you got a real story,
you [bleep]ing dildo.

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" And scream for your cream "

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[ car alarm blaring ]

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" Do anything for Dethklok "
" Do anything for Dethklok "

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" Do anything for Dethklok "
" Do anything for Dethklok "

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" Do anything for Dethklok "

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" Dethklok! Dethklok!
Dethklok! Dethklok! "

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" l'm...ticking...for...the...
Dethklok! Dethklok! "

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" Skwisgaar Skwigelf,
taller than a tree "

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" Toki Wartooth,
not a bumblebee "

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" William Murderface
Murderface Murderface "

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" Pickles the drummer "

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" Doodily doo, doodily doo "

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" Nathan Explosion "

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The odds of another
natural-gas explosion

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are so remote that you have a
better chance

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of being killed by a bee sting
inside the belly of a whale.

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So come on down to Duncan Hills
and try a new Dethklok

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Norwegian
blackened blood coffee.

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lt's totally safe, totally safe.

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Gentlemen, as you know,

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these bombings are
deliberate and not accidental.

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We've got to find out who it is.

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General Crozier.

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This mysterious car was seen
leaving the last bombing.

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We did a face-recognition scan.

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lt came up with former

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Dethklok superfan and webmaster
Edgar Jomfru.

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And the suspect
who planted the bombs?

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He appears to be a
young boy wearing

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a dead-skin mask of Eric Jomfru.

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The Jomfru brothers
have been missing since

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lnternational Fan Day.

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lt's been rumored that they were
being held prisoner in Mordhaus.

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We believe that Edgar Jomfru
is the brains

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behind the anti-Dethklok
terrorist organization

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known as the Revengencers.

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And the gentleman
with the silver face?

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He's the brother of a man

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we sent into infiltrate
Mordhaus some time ago.

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lf he wants Dethklok dead,
l'm sure he can make it happen.

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The victims of these
Duncan Hills coffee

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natural-gas-coincidence
explosions need your help.

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Even l had my legs blown off

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when several pieces of
shrapnel --

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All right.

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So, you all know that we are in
the middle of building

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a hospital for the victims of
this public-relations disaster.

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Oh, god.
That's pandering.

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Pandering!

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Well, l don't see it
as pandering.

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lt's a hospital for horribly

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injured victims of, uh,
these explosions.

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Hell, that's not
our fault.

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We didn'ts do that.

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Well, they are your fans,
and they, uh,

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have been badly injured and some
of them killed, uh,

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trying to buy
your collectible coffee cups.

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Maybe you could show a little
compassion.

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Compassion?!

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Oh, no, no, no, no.

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l got no sympathy for anyone.

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l got one of these darn
summer colds.

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l mean,
where's my benefit concert?

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l mean, is there anything worse?

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See, that's something we

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have compassion for
is summer colds.

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You can --
you can relate to -- see,

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you can't relate to your
arms being blown off.

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You can't.

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Well, uh, maybe
being blown to bits

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is worse than a summer cold.

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Oh, come on.

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When did yous
comes so carings about stuffs?

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Does your drunks or something?

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No, l'm not drunk.

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l'm just, uh, trying to, you
know, repair your image.

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Repair our image
with healthcare.

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Why we gots to spends
our hardened-earneds money

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on medical stuffs
for people's --

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Oh, god, this mother
[bleep]ing eye-gouging [bleep]

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sucking,
mother [bleep]ing summer cold.

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lt's driving me crazy over here.

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MURDERFACE:
Stay away from me,

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'cause l can feel my throat
getting scratchy.

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l don't want to get sick.

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They're hard to get rid of.

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They don't go away.

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l was gonna say that's
psychosomaticals,

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but l thinks
my throats gets scratchy, too.

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Ahh...

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ahhhh...

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ah-choo!

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Oh [bleep]
l'm sneezing.

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[bleep]!

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These are the moments that
define us.

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You seem preoccupied.

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What bothers you?

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This man.

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He must be killed and made an
example of in front of the world.

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l will crucify him.

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Be patient.

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We must strike at the right time

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or we can risk losing
everything.

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Excuse me.
l need to get by you.

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Do you want a burrito, also?

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No?

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Two burritos for me.

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lf we kill him, they will
have no one to hide behind.

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And when Dethklok plays
at the hospital,

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we will be there
and we will take them down!

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You're not dying.

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lt's just a cold.

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lndeed, we are dying.

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l really don't feel great.

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Did you ever have colds
before?

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Can't you gives us injections?

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Come on, use your fancy degrees,
asshole!

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Take it easy, all right?

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No drinking, no partying.

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Give me that cigar.

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Just take it easy.

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Go to the sauna, sweat it out,
and relax, okay?

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Take it easy.

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ldiots.

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Sure is hot in here.

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You know, he's right about that.

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lt is a sauna, you know?

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lt's supposed to be hots.

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l did a little sneaking around,

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and l found some booze,
and l got some shots.

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Who wants to do some shots?

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l'm in.

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Yeah, l'll do a couple shots.

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Yeah, buts isn't we not
supposed to do this?

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That's what he said.

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Ah, bull[bleep] Toki.

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You don't listen to doctors.

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Yeah, you don't need doctors.

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l don't want any of your
[bleep]ing money, anyway.

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Hey, l got a
medieval medical remedies.

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Check it out.

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That's pretty awesome.

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Well here.

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All's we got to do is pass a
baby under a horse three times,

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and we're cured of a cold.

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That doctor didn't say that.

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He doesn't know anything.

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Dude, l see a documentary,

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where they make you
put leeches on yourself.

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Dude, we should have leeches.

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Yeah.

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You, go get us some leeches.

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Yeah, go get them
[bleep]head.

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Hey, guys, how are your guys
doing?

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You know, your leeches.

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Looks at me.

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l'm Elvis Presley.

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[ laughs ]

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Hey, look at me.

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l'm that guy from, uh,
that movie where the guy wore

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that mask, and, uh,
Natalie Portman was in it.

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Yeah, it's just likes him.

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NATHAN:
Check it out.

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Hey, guys, look at me.

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l'm a professional
NFL football player.

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Looks at me.

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l'm leech Charlie Chaplin.

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You're leech Hitler.

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Hey, Murderface, do,
like, a leech Al Jolson.

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Okay, leech
Al Jolson coming up.

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Give me more.

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Mammy, l'm from Alabamy.

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Leech Al Jolson.

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Now, that guy was an
entertainer.

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Yeahs, he's the first
greats blacks entertainer.

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l don't feels no better.

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Does anybody else?

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Hey, sorry about
the leech idea.

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Hey, maybe we ought
to up the ante,

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as they
say in the medical business.

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Bloodletting is the ancient
medieval art of draining all

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the bad blood from you
and letting

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your body regenerate new blood.

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You, go -- go get a bucket and
some bloodletting knives.

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Guys, l got to be honest.

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l feel like [bleep]ing [bleep] right now.

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Hey, yo, l got to be honest.

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l really doubt this is working.

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lt is working.

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Look, you're bleedings into a
bucket, and that's working.

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[ slowing down ]
lt's just, you know, gives it chance.

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[ distorted ]
Yeah, l feel like l'm...

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[ distorted ]
lt's pretty brutal.

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l mean, check it out.

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[ groans ]

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Would someone stops the
bloods drains all out of me?

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Would someone stops the bloods
before it drains out of me?

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Would someone stops the bloods
drains all out of me?

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[ monitor beeping ]

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Uh, you guys ready
to do the concert?

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[ beeping continues ]

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[ crickets chirping ]

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[ beep ]
Hey.

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Dr. Bender to the mental
ward.

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Hey.

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Hey, wake up.

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Somebody's talking to you,
and it's me.

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lt's Nathan Explosion
at a hospital.

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l'm making a public appearance.

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Hey, wake up!
Oh, look, look, look, look.

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Hey, hey, l don't think this
show's gonna be very good

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that we're gonna do,
'cause l don't feel good.

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l got a summer cold.

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Okay, you go back to sleep now.

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Was you a little girls
or little boy?

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Hi.

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l'm Nathan Explosion
from Dethklok.

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lt's really good.

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Thanks for buying our records.

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Hey, l don't think this show's
gonna be very good.

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Dude, it's a free show.

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What do you want?
Us to feel great about it?

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Well, uh, regardless, you guys
do have to go onstage.

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NATHAN:
Hey. Hey, you.

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Hey, listen,
it's gonna be a bad show.

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l got a cold, so does Pickles,
so does Skwisgaar,

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so does Murderface,
and, uh -- and, uh...

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We don't even want to be here.

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PlCKLES:
Tell them just to
lower their expectations.

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lt's not gonna be great.

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00:09:08,598 --> 00:09:11,123
Let's cut the set
list in half.

254
00:09:11,201 --> 00:09:13,726
l should just do one song.

255
00:09:13,804 --> 00:09:15,237
Ready?

256
00:09:15,305 --> 00:09:16,897
" Pull the plug "

257
00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:19,066
" Pull the plug "

258
00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:20,370
" Pull the plug "

259
00:09:20,644 --> 00:09:22,578
" Pull the plug "

260
00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:24,238
" Pull the plug "

261
00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:26,248
" Pull the plug "

262
00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:27,476
" Pull the plug "

263
00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:29,584
" Pull the plug "

264
00:09:29,653 --> 00:09:31,746
" l drove my truck
into a moving van "

265
00:09:31,822 --> 00:09:33,084
" lt was all filled up
with jet fuel "

266
00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:34,919
" And l crashed right in
and explosion "

267
00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:37,084
" Smash through the window and
ripped off my hands "

268
00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,593
" Medical team drove up
and found me "

269
00:09:38,662 --> 00:09:40,254
" Bleeding in pieces picked up
off the street "

270
00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:41,922
" Drove me into
a filthy hospital "

271
00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:43,590
" Horror experienced
financially "

272
00:09:43,667 --> 00:09:45,430
" Woke up in pain
in a gown in bed "

273
00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:47,265
" lnternal hemorrhaging inside
my head "

274
00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:48,929
" l really think that l should
be dead "

275
00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:50,597
" l saw the bill,
and then l cry, bled "

276
00:09:50,674 --> 00:09:52,266
" To keep me alive,
it is costing me "

277
00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:53,934
" National deficit times three "

278
00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,773
" There is no way to avoid
this fee "

279
00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:57,609
" Please pull the plug
and kill me "

280
00:09:58,181 --> 00:09:59,409
What are you doing?

281
00:09:59,483 --> 00:10:01,314
Revengeance.

282
00:10:01,384 --> 00:10:02,316
MAN:
No way.

283
00:10:02,385 --> 00:10:06,151
They're trying to kill Dethklok.

284
00:10:06,223 --> 00:10:08,157
" Pull the plug "

285
00:10:08,225 --> 00:10:09,817
Get away.

286
00:10:09,893 --> 00:10:12,987
" lt's costing too much "

287
00:10:13,063 --> 00:10:14,792
Why should you care about this?

288
00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:16,162
They made you this way.

289
00:10:16,233 --> 00:10:18,133
They turned you into monsters.

290
00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:20,135
[bleep] you, fat ass.

291
00:10:20,203 --> 00:10:21,795
No!

292
00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:24,534
[ groaning ]

293
00:10:43,026 --> 00:10:44,960
[ groans ]

294
00:10:47,798 --> 00:10:48,924
[ groans ]