1 00:00:02,041 --> 00:00:03,770 Paranoia runs rampant in the Midwest 2 00:00:03,842 --> 00:00:05,537 as gangs destroy a truck terminal 3 00:00:05,611 --> 00:00:07,875 because of rumors of Dethklok's new album 4 00:00:07,947 --> 00:00:09,710 being stored in the warehouse. 5 00:00:09,782 --> 00:00:11,443 There's a brand new head of the military 6 00:00:11,517 --> 00:00:14,645 who has vowed to fight terrorism on the home front. 7 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:15,652 Wow! 8 00:00:15,721 --> 00:00:17,188 Dethklok is certainly throwing a major 9 00:00:17,256 --> 00:00:19,349 record release party for the new CD! 10 00:00:19,425 --> 00:00:20,892 And 40,000 lucky fans 11 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:23,019 are going to see a special Dethklok performance 12 00:00:23,095 --> 00:00:24,619 in a undisclosed location. 13 00:00:24,697 --> 00:00:25,994 SKWlSGAAR: Whoa, what the -- 14 00:00:26,065 --> 00:00:27,692 whats de hells ams-- oh, my! 15 00:00:27,766 --> 00:00:30,564 l thought dats was unpossibles but theres you go! 16 00:00:30,636 --> 00:00:31,694 Dats too flexibles. 17 00:00:31,770 --> 00:00:33,101 How could you dos that? 18 00:00:33,172 --> 00:00:34,469 l don'ts know, l mean there's-- 19 00:00:34,540 --> 00:00:36,974 Are you drinking straights vodkas right now? 20 00:00:37,042 --> 00:00:38,009 Don't worrys abouts it. 21 00:00:38,077 --> 00:00:39,135 Toki, it's likes noons. 22 00:00:39,211 --> 00:00:40,405 Thanks Bigs Bens. 23 00:00:40,479 --> 00:00:41,844 Now l know what times it is. 24 00:00:41,914 --> 00:00:43,006 l knows whats l'm doin's. 25 00:00:43,082 --> 00:00:44,947 Toki, drinkings aints a contest, you know that. 26 00:00:45,017 --> 00:00:45,847 Gets off my back! 27 00:00:45,918 --> 00:00:46,748 Hey! You guys watching that video 28 00:00:46,819 --> 00:00:48,684 of that guys suck his own you know what? 29 00:00:48,754 --> 00:00:49,584 Yuh! 30 00:00:49,655 --> 00:00:51,646 l thought that was CGl or something. 31 00:00:51,724 --> 00:00:54,192 lt's real guys, that [beep] real. 32 00:00:54,259 --> 00:00:55,191 lf l could does dat. 33 00:00:55,260 --> 00:00:56,192 Right. 34 00:00:56,261 --> 00:00:57,751 Why would l be in [beep] band? 35 00:00:57,830 --> 00:00:58,660 Good point. 36 00:00:58,731 --> 00:01:00,096 l mean that's the whole point of all this, right? 37 00:01:00,165 --> 00:01:01,860 Why evens picks up a guitars again? 38 00:01:01,934 --> 00:01:02,923 Think about that, guys. 39 00:01:03,002 --> 00:01:07,166 Everything we do in life is to try to get 40 00:01:07,239 --> 00:01:09,400 someone else to do that for you. 41 00:01:09,475 --> 00:01:10,942 Rights because we can'ts reach. 42 00:01:11,010 --> 00:01:12,807 Ohhhh, but if you could. 43 00:01:12,878 --> 00:01:14,846 Dats why l don'ts believes in evolution, 44 00:01:14,913 --> 00:01:17,882 or else the lips would be longers or something. 45 00:01:17,950 --> 00:01:18,882 You guys talking about 46 00:01:18,951 --> 00:01:20,782 you know whating your own you know whats? 47 00:01:20,853 --> 00:01:21,785 Oh, god yeah. 48 00:01:21,854 --> 00:01:23,378 l wouldn't even play the drums. 49 00:01:23,455 --> 00:01:25,184 l'd move back in with my [beep] parents! 50 00:01:25,257 --> 00:01:26,849 'Cause why? You know, why? 51 00:01:26,925 --> 00:01:28,324 lf we could just reach! 52 00:01:28,394 --> 00:01:29,326 Dats what l'm sayings. 53 00:01:29,395 --> 00:01:31,795 Guys! Stops dis conversations! 54 00:01:31,864 --> 00:01:35,630 We ams treadin's downs a paths of ultimate disappointment. 55 00:01:35,701 --> 00:01:36,793 lt's self destructives. 56 00:01:36,869 --> 00:01:37,801 l'm tellin' yous! 57 00:01:37,870 --> 00:01:39,064 l know dat, Toki, okay? 58 00:01:39,138 --> 00:01:40,400 l know! 59 00:01:40,472 --> 00:01:42,235 l mean hey- what do you think l was trying to do 60 00:01:42,307 --> 00:01:44,241 right before l came down here. 61 00:01:44,309 --> 00:01:46,402 Are you drinking straight vodka? 62 00:01:46,478 --> 00:01:47,604 This floor sures is dirt -- 63 00:01:47,679 --> 00:01:49,044 hows these floors gets so dirty? 64 00:01:49,114 --> 00:01:50,103 lt's like noon -- 65 00:01:50,182 --> 00:01:51,114 Fire drill! 66 00:01:51,183 --> 00:01:53,048 Drop what your doing and find a way out! 67 00:01:53,118 --> 00:01:54,551 That's right, save your lives! 68 00:01:54,620 --> 00:01:58,147 No time to grab your belongings your life is on the line here! 69 00:01:58,223 --> 00:01:59,656 Come on, fire drill! 70 00:01:59,725 --> 00:02:01,283 Let's go! Keep moving! 71 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:02,349 What? 72 00:02:02,428 --> 00:02:04,828 Ah, you're just looking at me! 73 00:02:04,897 --> 00:02:05,955 Fire drill! 74 00:02:06,031 --> 00:02:07,225 What are you doing? 75 00:02:07,299 --> 00:02:09,267 [ big sigh ] 76 00:02:09,334 --> 00:02:10,733 l'm doing a fire drill. 77 00:02:10,803 --> 00:02:12,862 Why are you sighing and shaking your head? 78 00:02:12,938 --> 00:02:14,769 Huh. You ask why. 79 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:17,331 lt's because all of you are dead right now, okay? 80 00:02:17,409 --> 00:02:19,673 You're all being burned by fire. 81 00:02:19,745 --> 00:02:21,042 And l'm sad, that you're dead. 82 00:02:21,113 --> 00:02:22,944 And l'm disappointed in all of you 83 00:02:23,015 --> 00:02:25,176 for not listening to me -- your fire chief. 84 00:02:25,250 --> 00:02:26,080 Because l could've-- 85 00:02:26,151 --> 00:02:26,981 Fire chief? 86 00:02:27,052 --> 00:02:28,041 Band fire chief. 87 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:29,052 And yes you. 88 00:02:29,121 --> 00:02:30,850 We had a [beep] election! 89 00:02:30,923 --> 00:02:31,947 Gah!! 90 00:02:32,024 --> 00:02:33,218 You was serious abouts dat? 91 00:02:33,292 --> 00:02:35,817 Serious about fire safety?! 92 00:02:35,894 --> 00:02:37,555 Of course l'm serious! 93 00:02:37,629 --> 00:02:38,596 And l [beep] beat you all. 94 00:02:38,664 --> 00:02:41,258 You all voted for me, it was a clean sweep! 95 00:02:41,333 --> 00:02:43,460 You were the only one that ran if l'm not mistaken. 96 00:02:43,535 --> 00:02:44,365 So? 97 00:02:44,436 --> 00:02:45,300 Still a clean sweep. 98 00:02:45,370 --> 00:02:46,234 Any day of the week. 99 00:02:46,305 --> 00:02:49,763 Any political correspondent guy will tell you that. 100 00:02:49,842 --> 00:02:51,366 l won. Clean sweep. 101 00:02:51,443 --> 00:02:52,375 Not an impressive one. 102 00:02:52,444 --> 00:02:54,378 Yes it is! Listen. 103 00:02:54,446 --> 00:02:55,538 Let's just stay on course here. 104 00:02:55,614 --> 00:03:00,551 l'm talking about saving your lives! 105 00:03:00,619 --> 00:03:01,551 Yeah, yeah. 106 00:03:01,620 --> 00:03:03,247 Now l got your attention. 107 00:03:03,322 --> 00:03:05,415 l hear something about sucking your own [beep]? 108 00:03:05,557 --> 00:03:06,649 " Do anything for Dethklok " 109 00:03:06,725 --> 00:03:07,987 " Do anything for Dethklok " 110 00:03:08,060 --> 00:03:09,152 " Do anything for Dethklok " 111 00:03:09,228 --> 00:03:11,822 " Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! " 112 00:03:13,832 --> 00:03:17,427 ORLAG: Crozier is now chief of all military operations. 113 00:03:17,503 --> 00:03:22,031 And our influence will soon be his. 114 00:03:22,107 --> 00:03:24,974 We are entering a dangerous time, master. 115 00:03:25,043 --> 00:03:29,707 The balance is shifting, Vader Orlag. 116 00:03:29,781 --> 00:03:32,545 lt is to be expected. 117 00:03:32,618 --> 00:03:35,143 How shall we proceed with General Crozier? 118 00:03:35,220 --> 00:03:38,986 Soon enough l will ''enlighten'' him. 119 00:03:39,057 --> 00:03:40,581 And Dethklok? 120 00:03:40,659 --> 00:03:45,323 The time will come. The time will come. 121 00:03:45,397 --> 00:03:48,423 We will ship out soon. 122 00:03:49,501 --> 00:03:51,366 Alright, we got a lot of stuff to cover today. 123 00:03:51,436 --> 00:03:52,926 Number one -- the exclusive concert. 124 00:03:53,005 --> 00:03:54,700 Number two -- CD release party here at Mordhaus, 125 00:03:54,773 --> 00:03:57,674 but mostly l want to talk to you guys about security, alright? 126 00:03:57,743 --> 00:03:58,675 First of all, you guys-- 127 00:03:58,744 --> 00:03:59,711 Hey, hey check this out. 128 00:03:59,778 --> 00:04:02,338 Check what l figured out how to do today in the shower. 129 00:04:02,414 --> 00:04:04,507 [high voice] Hey guys, what's going on? 130 00:04:04,583 --> 00:04:05,515 Holy [beep]! 131 00:04:05,584 --> 00:04:06,516 Hows did you do dats!? 132 00:04:06,585 --> 00:04:07,950 - That's great! - That's amazing! 133 00:04:08,020 --> 00:04:09,681 All right, get it out of your system. 134 00:04:09,755 --> 00:04:10,585 How are you doing that? 135 00:04:10,656 --> 00:04:11,680 Ah! 136 00:04:11,757 --> 00:04:12,689 Okay... 137 00:04:12,758 --> 00:04:13,690 l did it with my voice! 138 00:04:13,759 --> 00:04:14,623 l invented it. 139 00:04:14,693 --> 00:04:15,591 Called mimicry. 140 00:04:15,661 --> 00:04:17,356 - Mimickskries. - lmickskrels! 141 00:04:17,429 --> 00:04:18,259 Lunchables. 142 00:04:18,330 --> 00:04:19,262 Not to brag or nothing, 143 00:04:19,331 --> 00:04:21,390 but l can make totally make my voice sound like a trumpet. 144 00:04:21,466 --> 00:04:22,398 Bull [beep]! 145 00:04:22,467 --> 00:04:23,729 Check this out. 146 00:04:23,802 --> 00:04:27,260 [warbling] 147 00:04:27,339 --> 00:04:29,068 Holy [beep]. 148 00:04:29,141 --> 00:04:32,633 [high voice] Hey, that's pretty good trumpet playin'. 149 00:04:32,711 --> 00:04:35,475 [wails] 150 00:04:35,547 --> 00:04:37,037 lms a trumpets!! 151 00:04:37,115 --> 00:04:41,176 l ams a trumpets!! 152 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:43,185 Uh yeah, Toki. 153 00:04:43,255 --> 00:04:44,916 That's pretty good. 154 00:04:44,990 --> 00:04:46,719 Everyone's good to continue then? 155 00:04:46,792 --> 00:04:47,884 Yeah, go on. 156 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:48,790 Alright-- 157 00:04:48,860 --> 00:04:49,792 Downer. 158 00:04:49,861 --> 00:04:51,852 l'm very concerned with security, alright? 159 00:04:51,930 --> 00:04:53,591 l'm doing everything in my power to make this -- 160 00:04:53,665 --> 00:04:54,825 Which reminds me. 161 00:04:54,900 --> 00:04:57,630 l should take this time to let all of you know 162 00:04:57,703 --> 00:05:00,399 that l'm stepping down as band fire chief. 163 00:05:00,472 --> 00:05:01,302 Oh boy. 164 00:05:01,373 --> 00:05:03,273 l will take this time right now to listen 165 00:05:03,342 --> 00:05:05,242 to reason should any of you reconsider 166 00:05:05,310 --> 00:05:08,643 this position that you've forced me into. 167 00:05:09,414 --> 00:05:10,711 [high voice] No, thanks. 168 00:05:10,782 --> 00:05:13,148 Oh, ha ha! That's high voice! 169 00:05:13,218 --> 00:05:14,048 Moving right along-- 170 00:05:14,119 --> 00:05:15,177 Hey. Hey, listen. 171 00:05:15,254 --> 00:05:17,085 Actually l would like to get serious for a moment, okay? 172 00:05:17,155 --> 00:05:17,985 lf l could? 173 00:05:18,056 --> 00:05:18,886 Very well. 174 00:05:18,957 --> 00:05:21,016 l, uh, l think it would be 175 00:05:21,093 --> 00:05:22,856 in the band's best interest 176 00:05:22,928 --> 00:05:26,887 to hire a Buddhist yoga instructor guy. 177 00:05:26,965 --> 00:05:27,897 Dude. 178 00:05:27,966 --> 00:05:31,094 Oh yeah! Yes, l second that. 179 00:05:31,169 --> 00:05:32,534 Oh really. 180 00:05:32,604 --> 00:05:34,037 What? Because... 181 00:05:34,106 --> 00:05:36,404 You guys are interested in yoga or spiritual guidance? 182 00:05:36,475 --> 00:05:37,407 No because -- 183 00:05:37,476 --> 00:05:38,909 Yes! Yes! 184 00:05:38,977 --> 00:05:40,808 We want spiritual thing. 185 00:05:40,879 --> 00:05:42,210 ls that really the reason? 186 00:05:42,281 --> 00:05:44,044 Yup, right guys? 187 00:05:44,116 --> 00:05:46,107 l thought we -- 188 00:05:46,184 --> 00:05:47,776 Ohhhhhh! 189 00:05:47,853 --> 00:05:48,785 Right. 190 00:05:48,854 --> 00:05:50,446 l'm sorry. l don't understand. 191 00:05:50,522 --> 00:05:51,614 Why do you need this? 192 00:05:51,690 --> 00:05:54,784 We'd like to be able to reach things a little bit better. 193 00:05:54,860 --> 00:05:56,054 To reach things? 194 00:05:56,128 --> 00:05:59,188 Yeah, reach things. 195 00:05:59,264 --> 00:06:00,526 To reach things. 196 00:06:00,599 --> 00:06:01,623 Yup. 197 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:04,100 Conversation, over. 198 00:06:04,436 --> 00:06:06,768 COMPUTER: Dethklok is still the most popular force on Earth. 199 00:06:06,838 --> 00:06:08,465 They are now the 7 th largest economy in the world. 200 00:06:08,540 --> 00:06:09,370 We believe that the world 201 00:06:09,441 --> 00:06:11,807 is now completely dependent upon Dethklok. 202 00:06:11,877 --> 00:06:13,071 The new album will be a great relief 203 00:06:13,145 --> 00:06:14,806 to the depressed nations of the world. 204 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:17,212 Safe distribution of this album is critical to these nations. 205 00:06:17,282 --> 00:06:18,749 Dethklok threat assessment. 206 00:06:18,817 --> 00:06:21,251 Dethklok has enormous reverence from billions of fans. 207 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:23,447 But there is a major concern -- The Revengencers. 208 00:06:23,522 --> 00:06:25,456 The Revengencers' numbers are growing. 209 00:06:25,524 --> 00:06:27,185 The rumors of kidnapping recruits off the streets 210 00:06:27,259 --> 00:06:28,988 and controlling their minds are true. 211 00:06:29,061 --> 00:06:30,961 They have developed a way of controlling people's minds 212 00:06:31,029 --> 00:06:32,257 using Dethklok's own music. 213 00:06:32,331 --> 00:06:33,423 We believe that they control hundreds, 214 00:06:33,498 --> 00:06:36,160 possibly thousands of mindless slave-soldiers. 215 00:06:36,234 --> 00:06:38,327 We believe they have developed a powerful new weapon 216 00:06:38,403 --> 00:06:39,392 that uses sound waves. 217 00:06:39,471 --> 00:06:41,439 We believe they are planning a significant attack 218 00:06:41,506 --> 00:06:43,701 sometime around the release of the new album. 219 00:06:43,775 --> 00:06:45,902 Our country is very concerned about the security 220 00:06:45,977 --> 00:06:47,137 on this is a definite response-- 221 00:06:47,212 --> 00:06:49,578 The Revengencers are active in Russia also-- 222 00:06:49,648 --> 00:06:50,580 Gentlemen please. 223 00:06:50,649 --> 00:06:52,583 Order! Order! 224 00:06:52,651 --> 00:06:53,845 l understand your concern 225 00:06:53,919 --> 00:06:55,887 over this heinous terrorist organization. 226 00:06:55,954 --> 00:06:58,923 l give you my personal oath that l will stop 227 00:06:58,990 --> 00:07:01,584 The Revengencers or die trying. 228 00:07:03,628 --> 00:07:04,788 EDGAR: There was a time, 229 00:07:04,863 --> 00:07:07,297 a time when l was a different person. 230 00:07:07,366 --> 00:07:10,028 A time when myself and my brother's credo 231 00:07:10,102 --> 00:07:13,003 was to die for Dethklok. 232 00:07:13,071 --> 00:07:15,039 Things have changed. 233 00:07:15,107 --> 00:07:16,369 l am reborn. 234 00:07:16,441 --> 00:07:18,841 We are all reborn. 235 00:07:18,910 --> 00:07:22,710 We were the fans we still have the power! 236 00:07:22,781 --> 00:07:24,476 Die for Dethklok. 237 00:07:24,549 --> 00:07:27,518 lt's time for Dethklok to die for us! 238 00:07:34,393 --> 00:07:35,485 l don't know about this guys. 239 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:36,492 l mean, do we have to, like, 240 00:07:36,561 --> 00:07:37,493 Mm hmm, 241 00:07:37,562 --> 00:07:38,529 Mm hmm hmm, 242 00:07:38,597 --> 00:07:39,757 together all in the same room? 243 00:07:39,831 --> 00:07:40,763 Yuh, l means, 244 00:07:40,832 --> 00:07:44,928 it's startings to feels a little on the homos-erotics side. 245 00:07:45,003 --> 00:07:46,027 Okay, wait a minute, 246 00:07:46,104 --> 00:07:47,833 maybe we should just try and see what happens. 247 00:07:47,906 --> 00:07:49,601 Alright, you first Murderface. 248 00:07:49,674 --> 00:07:51,039 What the [beep]? Why me? 249 00:07:51,109 --> 00:07:52,940 Now's not the time to chicken out, Murderface. 250 00:07:53,011 --> 00:07:54,410 Now's the time to shine. 251 00:07:54,479 --> 00:07:55,446 [ sighs ] 252 00:07:55,514 --> 00:07:58,847 [beep], You're right. 253 00:07:58,917 --> 00:08:00,214 Right, ok. 254 00:08:00,285 --> 00:08:01,274 Now suck your own [beep]. 255 00:08:01,353 --> 00:08:02,479 Arghhhhhhh! 256 00:08:02,554 --> 00:08:03,486 Suck in your stomach! 257 00:08:03,555 --> 00:08:04,487 Pickles! 258 00:08:04,556 --> 00:08:06,114 Push my my body with your hands! 259 00:08:06,191 --> 00:08:07,158 Get it closer to my face. 260 00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:08,351 l'm trying to! 261 00:08:08,427 --> 00:08:09,951 Guys. Stop. 262 00:08:10,028 --> 00:08:11,461 Stop. Stop. 263 00:08:11,530 --> 00:08:12,963 This is really gay. 264 00:08:13,031 --> 00:08:15,556 Hey's guys, you sucks theirs owns [beep]! 265 00:08:15,634 --> 00:08:17,124 Waits for Toki! 266 00:08:17,202 --> 00:08:18,396 Whoa! 267 00:08:18,470 --> 00:08:19,402 Cah! 268 00:08:19,471 --> 00:08:20,460 Boo. 269 00:08:20,539 --> 00:08:21,471 He's breathing. 270 00:08:21,540 --> 00:08:22,472 He's fine. 271 00:08:22,541 --> 00:08:23,735 l don't knows, 272 00:08:23,809 --> 00:08:25,868 does hes seems a little different latelys? 273 00:08:25,944 --> 00:08:26,876 l know, l know. 274 00:08:26,945 --> 00:08:27,877 Toki's been-- 275 00:08:27,946 --> 00:08:30,244 Guys, guys, what did we say when we formed the band? 276 00:08:30,315 --> 00:08:31,247 l know. 277 00:08:31,316 --> 00:08:33,250 That we would never show interest, care, 278 00:08:33,318 --> 00:08:36,219 or intervene in band mate's personal lives. 279 00:08:36,288 --> 00:08:37,152 Never! 280 00:08:37,222 --> 00:08:38,587 - l know. - Yeahhhhh. 281 00:08:38,657 --> 00:08:40,181 So we're still sticking to that, then? 282 00:08:40,258 --> 00:08:41,691 That's been working so far. 283 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:43,421 Yeah, it has. l mean, it has. 284 00:08:43,495 --> 00:08:45,861 l wouldn't have a place to talk if we were to, you know, 285 00:08:45,931 --> 00:08:48,297 intervene 'cause of how much l drink, but. 286 00:08:48,366 --> 00:08:49,958 We can talk [beep] about him right? 287 00:08:50,035 --> 00:08:51,627 We can talk [beep] about him right? 288 00:08:51,703 --> 00:08:52,635 Yeah dat's not intersvenin's. 289 00:08:52,704 --> 00:08:54,672 As long as it doesn't ''help'' him, l think we're good. 290 00:08:54,739 --> 00:08:57,299 No, in fact, it hurts him maybe so, great. 291 00:08:57,375 --> 00:08:58,273 That's even better. 292 00:08:58,343 --> 00:08:59,332 Ok, then. 293 00:08:59,411 --> 00:09:00,776 What the [beep] is wrong with him? 294 00:09:00,846 --> 00:09:01,778 Yeah, what an asshole? 295 00:09:01,847 --> 00:09:02,836 ldiot! 296 00:09:02,914 --> 00:09:04,506 That guys been's doin's a lot of days time drinkings. 297 00:09:04,583 --> 00:09:06,517 Yeah, he's a [beep] mess! 298 00:09:06,585 --> 00:09:08,985 Yeah, did you smell his breath lately? Yikes. 299 00:09:09,054 --> 00:09:11,045 Maybe it's all that weird [beep] that he's been going through 300 00:09:11,122 --> 00:09:12,419 kinda coming back to him, you know? 301 00:09:12,491 --> 00:09:13,389 That sounded dangerously 302 00:09:13,458 --> 00:09:14,823 close to ''showing interest,'' Nathan. 303 00:09:14,893 --> 00:09:16,417 You're right, you're right. You're right, l'm done. 304 00:09:16,495 --> 00:09:17,928 l'm done. He's fine. He's fine. 305 00:09:17,996 --> 00:09:18,963 lt's funny. 306 00:09:19,030 --> 00:09:20,088 And no one's getting hurt. 307 00:09:20,165 --> 00:09:22,099 Except for just now when he just fell down the stairs. 308 00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:23,293 He got hurt. 309 00:09:23,368 --> 00:09:25,199 - lt's still funny. - lt's still funny. 310 00:09:25,270 --> 00:09:27,295 No, it's funny. lt's slapstick. 311 00:09:27,372 --> 00:09:28,339 Classics comedy. 312 00:09:28,406 --> 00:09:29,600 Hey guys? 313 00:09:29,674 --> 00:09:34,202 One other thing before we, uh, disperse. 314 00:09:34,279 --> 00:09:36,713 Uh, this whole thing about us sucking our own you know what... 315 00:09:36,781 --> 00:09:38,112 Yeah. 316 00:09:38,183 --> 00:09:39,844 l think we should just put that chapter behind us. 317 00:09:39,918 --> 00:09:40,782 l mean, it's just -- 318 00:09:40,852 --> 00:09:42,149 it's just too gay for words. 319 00:09:42,220 --> 00:09:43,585 You know you're right, you're right. 320 00:09:43,655 --> 00:09:45,520 My heart hurts, but l think you're right. 321 00:09:45,590 --> 00:09:47,217 Look, and l also thought about this. 322 00:09:47,292 --> 00:09:48,259 l mean, 323 00:09:48,326 --> 00:09:50,988 l mean, sucking your own hmph it's not very metal. 324 00:09:51,062 --> 00:09:52,086 l mean we don't need any extra reasons, 325 00:09:52,163 --> 00:09:53,892 but l'm just you know-- failures. 326 00:09:53,965 --> 00:09:54,795 We're failures. 327 00:09:54,866 --> 00:09:55,696 Don'ts does dat. 328 00:09:55,767 --> 00:09:56,734 We're failures. 329 00:09:56,801 --> 00:09:59,565 No, just listens it wasn'ts meants to be, okay? 330 00:09:59,638 --> 00:10:00,570 Alright, okay. 331 00:10:00,639 --> 00:10:01,628 So we're all in agreement then? 332 00:10:01,706 --> 00:10:04,140 No more trying to suck our own [beep]. 333 00:10:04,209 --> 00:10:05,141 Agreed. 334 00:10:05,210 --> 00:10:07,075 Whoa-- 335 00:10:07,145 --> 00:10:08,339 Whoopsie daisy! 336 00:10:08,413 --> 00:10:09,675 [ laughing ] 337 00:10:11,983 --> 00:10:13,917 You've considered my proposition? 338 00:10:13,985 --> 00:10:15,509 Yes l have. 339 00:10:15,587 --> 00:10:16,815 Your alliance would mean much to us. 340 00:10:16,888 --> 00:10:19,083 You bring forth great cunning and strength. 341 00:10:19,157 --> 00:10:21,387 And you could get me close to Explosion. 342 00:10:21,459 --> 00:10:23,393 And after you've had your way with him. 343 00:10:23,461 --> 00:10:25,622 You may do as you wish. 344 00:10:26,298 --> 00:10:28,391 CHARLES: Test Mordhaus defense systems. 345 00:10:28,466 --> 00:10:30,263 Systems engage. 346 00:10:30,335 --> 00:10:32,530 System functioning at 100% sir. 347 00:10:32,604 --> 00:10:33,536 Very good. 348 00:10:33,605 --> 00:10:34,833 Flightklok Captain 408? 349 00:10:34,906 --> 00:10:36,874 Do you have your flight trajectory post concert? 350 00:10:36,942 --> 00:10:37,874 Yes, sir. 351 00:10:37,943 --> 00:10:39,001 Very good then. 352 00:10:39,077 --> 00:10:41,705 You all have the dossiers on the people of interest? 353 00:10:41,780 --> 00:10:42,804 Sir, yes we do. 354 00:10:42,881 --> 00:10:44,371 Any luck finding him? 355 00:10:44,449 --> 00:10:46,747 Regretfully no, sir. 356 00:10:46,818 --> 00:10:49,309 Where are you, you crafty son of a bitch? 357 00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:50,945 Where are you? 358 00:10:51,022 --> 00:10:53,013 Should anything go wrong whatsoever 359 00:10:53,091 --> 00:10:54,023 l'm looking to you. 360 00:10:54,092 --> 00:10:56,060 You are the best soldiers we have. 361 00:10:56,127 --> 00:10:58,254 This will no doubt be the most dangerous night in your life 362 00:10:58,330 --> 00:10:59,695 and Dethklok's life. 363 00:10:59,764 --> 00:11:01,026 Protect yourselves, 364 00:11:01,099 --> 00:11:02,430 protect Mordhaus, 365 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:03,489 and most of all, 366 00:11:03,568 --> 00:11:04,535 protect Dethklok. 367 00:11:04,603 --> 00:11:05,695 Yes, sir! 368 00:11:05,770 --> 00:11:07,704 Sir, the shuttles are ready to take you and the band 369 00:11:07,772 --> 00:11:08,932 to the performance rendezvous. 370 00:11:09,007 --> 00:11:11,601 Let's make sure this record drops the way that it should. 371 00:11:11,676 --> 00:11:12,836 Without a [beep] hitch. 372 00:11:13,111 --> 00:11:15,079 Fall out. 373 00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:19,978 Alright, it's time to go. 374 00:11:20,051 --> 00:11:21,177 Wait, where are they? 375 00:11:21,252 --> 00:11:22,446 l called them an hour ago. 376 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:23,509 Ooohhh! 377 00:11:23,588 --> 00:11:25,488 Ow, my back! 378 00:11:25,557 --> 00:11:28,355 Get us a chiropractor on the Dethcopter, A.S.A.P. 379 00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:29,358 Where is everybody else? 380 00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:30,359 Ow! Ow! My back! 381 00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:31,486 Another chiropractor. 382 00:11:31,563 --> 00:11:32,689 Aw my back! 383 00:11:34,766 --> 00:11:36,199 l don'ts feels good. 384 00:11:36,267 --> 00:11:38,201 Way to go being all hung-over. 385 00:11:38,269 --> 00:11:39,099 Let's get another stretcher, 386 00:11:39,170 --> 00:11:40,933 get some B12 shots, and make some black coffee. 387 00:11:41,005 --> 00:11:41,835 Guys? 388 00:11:41,906 --> 00:11:43,373 - Yeah? - Let's make it happen. 389 00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:44,271 Asshole. Sorry. 390 00:11:48,413 --> 00:11:49,380 lt's the night before the official release 391 00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:51,438 of Dethklok's highly anticipated new album. 392 00:11:51,516 --> 00:11:52,448 Major cities around the world 393 00:11:52,517 --> 00:11:54,451 are throwing their own Dethklok parties. 394 00:11:54,519 --> 00:11:57,511 This day has officially passed New Year's in popularity. 395 00:11:57,756 --> 00:11:58,586 And even more exciting and decadent 396 00:11:58,656 --> 00:12:00,851 will be the Dethklok CD release party 397 00:12:00,925 --> 00:12:04,190 held at Dethklok's multi compound fortress home Mordhaus. 398 00:12:04,262 --> 00:12:05,752 ANCHOR: 40,000 lucky fans 399 00:12:05,830 --> 00:12:07,525 are being brought to an undisclosed location 400 00:12:07,599 --> 00:12:10,500 for an intimate exclusive 'private' performance. 401 00:12:10,568 --> 00:12:12,297 Fans and journalists have scoured the Earth 402 00:12:12,370 --> 00:12:14,270 to find these Dethklok concert grounds. 403 00:12:14,339 --> 00:12:17,399 The world is left wondering ''where will this concert be?'' 404 00:12:24,783 --> 00:12:30,278 " " 405 00:12:56,448 --> 00:13:02,512 " " 406 00:13:23,808 --> 00:13:25,799 " Tonight we ride " 407 00:13:25,877 --> 00:13:29,142 " On clouds of fire " 408 00:13:29,214 --> 00:13:32,377 " " 409 00:13:32,450 --> 00:13:34,975 " We sit with gods " 410 00:13:35,053 --> 00:13:37,851 " Our death's desire " 411 00:13:37,922 --> 00:13:41,153 " " 412 00:13:41,226 --> 00:13:43,854 " We fear no mortals " 413 00:13:43,928 --> 00:13:47,489 " ln these worlds " 414 00:13:47,899 --> 00:13:50,459 " " 415 00:13:50,535 --> 00:13:52,867 " The gift we give you " 416 00:13:52,937 --> 00:13:55,235 " ls your soul " 417 00:13:55,306 --> 00:13:58,469 " " 418 00:13:58,543 --> 00:14:02,707 " Fly with us tonight " 419 00:14:02,780 --> 00:14:06,944 " " 420 00:14:16,761 --> 00:14:17,819 [ applause ] 421 00:14:17,896 --> 00:14:20,057 Oh great, another douche bag industry party. 422 00:14:22,133 --> 00:14:22,963 CHARLES: Guys, stick around 423 00:14:23,034 --> 00:14:25,298 there's a bunch of people l wanna introduce you to. 424 00:14:25,370 --> 00:14:26,337 Try not to get too wasted. 425 00:14:26,404 --> 00:14:27,462 C'mon dats not fair. 426 00:14:27,539 --> 00:14:28,471 lt's a party! 427 00:14:28,540 --> 00:14:30,474 How about just pace yourselves. 428 00:14:30,542 --> 00:14:31,941 Not like your buddy over there. 429 00:14:32,010 --> 00:14:33,500 [ retches ] 430 00:14:33,578 --> 00:14:34,670 Why are you hunched over? 431 00:14:34,746 --> 00:14:36,373 Well, you see, l tried to suck my own d-- 432 00:14:36,447 --> 00:14:38,074 uhhh, 433 00:14:38,149 --> 00:14:39,377 l tried -- 434 00:14:39,450 --> 00:14:43,409 l had to save some babies! 435 00:14:43,488 --> 00:14:45,956 Skwisgaar, this is the label head's son, 436 00:14:46,024 --> 00:14:48,424 he wanted to ask you a couple quick questions about guitar. 437 00:14:48,493 --> 00:14:49,790 Uh, you guys have fun. 438 00:14:49,861 --> 00:14:52,421 l'm gonna be the fastest guitar player ever. 439 00:14:52,497 --> 00:14:53,725 Sures, yeah. 440 00:14:53,798 --> 00:14:56,665 One day, l'm gonna be the greatest guitar player 441 00:14:56,734 --> 00:14:57,666 that the world's ever seen. 442 00:14:57,735 --> 00:14:58,667 Good. Goods for you. 443 00:14:58,736 --> 00:14:59,964 Goods for you. 444 00:15:04,876 --> 00:15:06,810 So, what kinda amps are you gonna be using? 445 00:15:06,878 --> 00:15:08,812 Ones dat makes my guitars louders, okay? 446 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,814 How many guitars do you take on the road? 447 00:15:10,882 --> 00:15:11,814 A millions billions. 448 00:15:11,883 --> 00:15:13,510 How many extra strings do you take? 449 00:15:13,585 --> 00:15:14,643 Exactly how many packs, 450 00:15:14,719 --> 00:15:16,653 or how many strings by themselves? 451 00:15:16,721 --> 00:15:18,188 How many strings by themselves. 452 00:15:18,256 --> 00:15:19,188 Ones millions. 453 00:15:19,257 --> 00:15:21,191 What kind of cables do you use? Do you use wireless? 454 00:15:21,259 --> 00:15:23,193 Well that's actuallys interestings, 455 00:15:23,261 --> 00:15:24,193 l has been experi-- 456 00:15:24,262 --> 00:15:25,729 l gotta go. 457 00:15:31,970 --> 00:15:33,232 Dis parties ams dildos. 458 00:15:33,304 --> 00:15:35,135 Dancing for the cracker. That's what we're doing. 459 00:15:35,206 --> 00:15:36,036 lt's humiliating. 460 00:15:36,107 --> 00:15:38,337 Congrats! How about hugs all around? Congrats! 461 00:15:38,409 --> 00:15:40,070 What are those guys doing with that? 462 00:15:40,144 --> 00:15:41,076 That's the master. 463 00:15:41,145 --> 00:15:42,339 Those boys are just taking it downstairs 464 00:15:42,413 --> 00:15:44,074 to put it in the secret vault. 465 00:15:44,148 --> 00:15:46,810 Be careful boys, that's our livelihood right there! 466 00:15:46,884 --> 00:15:48,818 Should we say ''secret vault'' like at the top of our lungs? 467 00:15:48,886 --> 00:15:50,820 Hey l don't give a [beep] woooooo! 468 00:15:50,888 --> 00:15:53,322 Hey we're puttings our valuables in the secrets vault, 469 00:15:53,391 --> 00:15:54,323 everybodys checks it out! 470 00:15:54,392 --> 00:15:56,326 Alright, Skwisgaar, that's -- okay. 471 00:15:56,394 --> 00:15:59,090 [ rumbling ] 472 00:15:59,731 --> 00:16:00,925 Get a team around the boys. 473 00:16:06,304 --> 00:16:09,034 [ sizzling ] 474 00:16:10,842 --> 00:16:11,774 What's going on? 475 00:16:11,843 --> 00:16:13,504 We just got hit by some huge force, we don't know what it is. 476 00:16:13,578 --> 00:16:14,476 And the shields? 477 00:16:14,545 --> 00:16:15,876 They're down. 478 00:16:17,181 --> 00:16:19,115 Those missiles are coming from there. 479 00:16:19,183 --> 00:16:21,151 Release the Dethspiders. 480 00:16:34,132 --> 00:16:35,258 [ sizzling ] 481 00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:37,267 We need to take that thing out. 482 00:16:37,335 --> 00:16:38,825 You get on Dethklok now. 483 00:16:38,903 --> 00:16:40,837 Get the guests to safety and you have the Dethsoldiers 484 00:16:40,905 --> 00:16:42,463 meet me in front of the alpha hatch in five. 485 00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:44,673 Fire drill! 486 00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:45,674 Fire drill! 487 00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:46,937 Fire drill! 488 00:16:47,011 --> 00:16:48,478 Band fire chief! 489 00:16:48,546 --> 00:16:51,014 l'm talking about saving your lives! 490 00:16:51,082 --> 00:16:52,071 Fire drill! 491 00:16:52,150 --> 00:16:53,174 Fire drill! 492 00:16:53,251 --> 00:16:56,982 Ladies and gentlemen, keep calm and stay low! 493 00:16:57,055 --> 00:16:59,023 l will usher you to safety! 494 00:16:59,090 --> 00:17:00,557 Hey mama, follow me. 495 00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:02,024 lf you want to live. 496 00:17:02,093 --> 00:17:03,025 Pickles! 497 00:17:03,094 --> 00:17:04,026 Skwisgaar! 498 00:17:04,095 --> 00:17:05,027 The master! 499 00:17:05,096 --> 00:17:06,324 Save the master! 500 00:17:06,397 --> 00:17:07,329 The master? 501 00:17:07,398 --> 00:17:08,626 The master record! 502 00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:10,361 Oooh, right! Right! 503 00:17:12,804 --> 00:17:13,930 [ woman groans ] 504 00:17:16,674 --> 00:17:17,732 [ gunshot ] 505 00:17:17,809 --> 00:17:19,242 [ woman groans ] 506 00:17:19,677 --> 00:17:22,339 Toki! 507 00:17:22,980 --> 00:17:24,447 Toki!!! 508 00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:26,842 Somethings smokings? 509 00:17:26,918 --> 00:17:29,853 Dids l leaves the Lunchables in the microwaves? 510 00:17:29,921 --> 00:17:32,481 Get up, get on my back. 511 00:17:32,557 --> 00:17:35,321 You minds if is pass outs for the rest of this? 512 00:17:40,164 --> 00:17:41,893 [ beep beep ] 513 00:17:49,273 --> 00:17:51,264 We're safe here for now. 514 00:17:51,609 --> 00:17:52,541 Arhhhhhhh!! 515 00:17:52,610 --> 00:17:55,511 You don't know me but l know you. 516 00:18:02,286 --> 00:18:04,015 [ gunfire ] 517 00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:11,158 Stands behinds me. 518 00:18:11,229 --> 00:18:14,528 [ grunting ] 519 00:18:14,599 --> 00:18:17,193 Wow, and the necks is still straights. 520 00:18:18,035 --> 00:18:19,002 You. 521 00:18:19,070 --> 00:18:20,332 You tried to kill me. 522 00:18:20,404 --> 00:18:21,428 Kill? 523 00:18:21,506 --> 00:18:22,700 No. 524 00:18:22,774 --> 00:18:25,004 What do you want, you crazy bitch? 525 00:18:25,076 --> 00:18:27,476 l show you what l want. 526 00:18:29,247 --> 00:18:30,680 Get away from there! 527 00:18:30,748 --> 00:18:31,874 That was a backdraft. 528 00:18:31,949 --> 00:18:33,883 Everyone just stay calm! 529 00:18:33,951 --> 00:18:36,283 You're saving all these people's lives! 530 00:18:36,354 --> 00:18:38,117 Just doing my job. 531 00:18:39,657 --> 00:18:40,885 [ grunts ] 532 00:18:42,627 --> 00:18:43,457 [ glass breaks ] 533 00:18:43,528 --> 00:18:45,189 Takes dat, you German whore. 534 00:18:45,263 --> 00:18:47,094 - Toki! - Takes that. 535 00:18:49,667 --> 00:18:52,135 [ gunfire continues ] 536 00:19:01,946 --> 00:19:04,642 Such a shame, she's so hot, so [beep] crazy. 537 00:19:04,715 --> 00:19:05,943 Just figureds that out? 538 00:19:06,017 --> 00:19:07,678 All the hots ones is crazy. 539 00:19:07,752 --> 00:19:08,684 l guess you're right. 540 00:19:08,753 --> 00:19:10,186 The ugly ones too. 541 00:19:29,106 --> 00:19:30,937 There's a fire. 542 00:19:35,413 --> 00:19:36,345 l'm only saying this 543 00:19:36,414 --> 00:19:38,348 because you're so drunk that you aren't going to remember 544 00:19:38,416 --> 00:19:40,350 and you won't tell on me for giving a [beep] 545 00:19:40,418 --> 00:19:41,350 about your life, but, 546 00:19:41,419 --> 00:19:43,614 man you've been [beep] way too drunk lately. 547 00:19:43,688 --> 00:19:44,620 Hey Nathans? 548 00:19:44,689 --> 00:19:46,384 ls de real reasons you tells me dis 549 00:19:46,457 --> 00:19:48,925 is because you cares about me? 550 00:19:48,993 --> 00:19:49,925 Oh god. 551 00:19:49,994 --> 00:19:51,222 You cares about me! 552 00:19:51,295 --> 00:19:53,354 Oh, Toki, don't do this to me right now. 553 00:19:53,431 --> 00:19:54,363 Don't throw up. 554 00:19:54,432 --> 00:19:56,059 [ retches ] 555 00:20:19,123 --> 00:20:22,786 l am going to show you something 556 00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:25,727 That you need to know. 557 00:20:35,606 --> 00:20:39,201 [ evil laughter ] 558 00:20:39,277 --> 00:20:42,144 You are mine now. 559 00:20:42,213 --> 00:20:44,010 [ laughter continues ] 560 00:20:44,949 --> 00:20:47,884 [ panting ] 561 00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,316 This is where it all ends. 562 00:20:51,322 --> 00:20:52,311 We are deads. 563 00:20:52,390 --> 00:20:55,291 Skwisgaar, before we die... 564 00:20:55,359 --> 00:20:57,259 Yes, my friends? 565 00:20:57,328 --> 00:20:59,421 l... l did it. 566 00:20:59,497 --> 00:21:01,692 What are you talkings about? 567 00:21:01,766 --> 00:21:03,791 Last night, l -- 568 00:21:03,868 --> 00:21:04,800 l did it. 569 00:21:04,869 --> 00:21:08,032 l sucked my own [beep] last night. 570 00:21:08,105 --> 00:21:09,197 [ sniffles ] 571 00:21:09,273 --> 00:21:10,740 l can die now. 572 00:21:41,005 --> 00:21:42,939 l want you to stay alive. 573 00:21:43,007 --> 00:21:46,841 l want you to stay alive while l torture you. 574 00:21:46,911 --> 00:21:50,074 l want you to feel the pain. 575 00:21:50,147 --> 00:21:52,945 [ grunts ] 576 00:21:53,017 --> 00:21:55,076 That's my bread and butter you're [beep] with.