1 00:00:17,584 --> 00:00:18,846 Such a pleasure doing 2 00:00:18,919 --> 00:00:20,011 business with you 3 00:00:20,087 --> 00:00:21,782 and Dethklok, Charles. 4 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:23,082 Well Roy, the way this band 5 00:00:23,156 --> 00:00:24,088 has been doing I think 6 00:00:24,157 --> 00:00:26,284 we'll all become very wealthy. 7 00:00:26,359 --> 00:00:27,986 It's all quite metal. 8 00:00:28,060 --> 00:00:29,118 What's that, uh, sound? 9 00:00:29,194 --> 00:00:30,184 Oh. 10 00:00:30,263 --> 00:00:31,230 Hey, where's all the fucking 11 00:00:31,297 --> 00:00:33,424 naked sluts? 12 00:00:33,499 --> 00:00:35,591 Dad, your stupid whore 13 00:00:35,668 --> 00:00:36,793 secretary told me that you 14 00:00:36,868 --> 00:00:37,801 "weren't to be bothered." 15 00:00:37,869 --> 00:00:38,801 I told her to go 16 00:00:38,870 --> 00:00:39,859 fuck herself. 17 00:00:39,938 --> 00:00:40,928 And then I slapped her. 18 00:00:41,006 --> 00:00:41,938 Now I need some money. 19 00:00:42,007 --> 00:00:42,939 Now! 20 00:00:43,008 --> 00:00:43,940 I'm sorry gentlemen. 21 00:00:44,009 --> 00:00:45,738 This is my son Damien. 22 00:00:45,811 --> 00:00:46,870 Damien! 23 00:00:46,945 --> 00:00:48,036 This is a private meeting! 24 00:00:48,113 --> 00:00:49,044 You should be back 25 00:00:49,113 --> 00:00:50,046 at recording industry college! 26 00:00:50,115 --> 00:00:51,844 Fuck that stupid shit. 27 00:00:51,917 --> 00:00:53,076 I'll be running this place 28 00:00:53,151 --> 00:00:54,173 anyway since you don't know 29 00:00:54,250 --> 00:00:55,411 what the fuck you're doing. 30 00:00:55,486 --> 00:00:56,645 Look. 31 00:00:56,719 --> 00:00:57,651 You'll just let anybody in here! 32 00:00:57,720 --> 00:00:58,949 Ha. Look at this long haired 33 00:00:59,023 --> 00:00:59,954 monkey. 34 00:01:00,023 --> 00:01:01,924 What kind of music do you play? 35 00:01:01,992 --> 00:01:04,426 Death metal. 36 00:01:04,495 --> 00:01:06,291 You motherfucker. 37 00:01:06,362 --> 00:01:07,329 Maybe it's best we all 38 00:01:07,397 --> 00:01:08,988 cool down, huh? 39 00:01:11,534 --> 00:01:12,522 You'll be sorry for that, 40 00:01:12,601 --> 00:01:14,034 you son of a bitch! 41 00:01:14,102 --> 00:01:15,035 I'll never fucking forget 42 00:01:15,104 --> 00:01:16,901 you did this! 43 00:01:25,848 --> 00:01:27,110 Sorry, uh... again. 44 00:01:27,182 --> 00:01:28,079 Mm-hmm. 45 00:01:28,149 --> 00:01:29,081 What do I tell you guys before 46 00:01:29,150 --> 00:01:30,082 every meeting? 47 00:01:30,151 --> 00:01:31,083 Try not to punch people. 48 00:01:31,152 --> 00:01:32,084 Try not to punch people. 49 00:01:32,153 --> 00:01:33,086 That's correct. 50 00:01:33,155 --> 00:01:34,085 What do you expect from us? 51 00:01:34,154 --> 00:01:36,419 These meetings are sooo boring. 52 00:01:36,491 --> 00:01:37,924 We don't care about them. 53 00:01:37,992 --> 00:01:39,459 You should care, William. 54 00:01:39,527 --> 00:01:40,458 Let me just say this 55 00:01:40,527 --> 00:01:41,459 to everybody. 56 00:01:41,528 --> 00:01:42,460 Pay attention to this 57 00:01:42,529 --> 00:01:43,826 contractual stuff because, uh, 58 00:01:43,896 --> 00:01:44,829 what if i'm not around 59 00:01:44,898 --> 00:01:46,160 in the future? 60 00:01:46,233 --> 00:01:52,172 [ echoing ] 61 00:02:00,613 --> 00:02:04,515 [ snoring ] 62 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:09,041 [ jackhammer, banging ] 63 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:12,714 [ construction continues ] 64 00:02:17,995 --> 00:02:19,553 Arghhhh!! 65 00:02:19,630 --> 00:02:20,858 Ugghhh. 66 00:02:20,931 --> 00:02:22,592 God it's loud! 67 00:02:22,666 --> 00:02:25,225 [ retching ] 68 00:02:25,302 --> 00:02:27,793 [ screaming, retching ] 69 00:02:27,871 --> 00:02:31,271 [ construction continues ] 70 00:02:34,243 --> 00:02:35,835 Shut up with the fucking 71 00:02:35,912 --> 00:02:37,469 construction, man! 72 00:02:37,546 --> 00:02:38,707 Can you guys see that hungover 73 00:02:38,781 --> 00:02:40,806 people are trying to sleep? 74 00:02:40,882 --> 00:02:41,872 How the fuck can people 75 00:02:41,951 --> 00:02:43,542 Iisten to that racket? 76 00:02:43,618 --> 00:02:45,711 ? [ death metal plays ] ? 77 00:02:45,787 --> 00:02:47,516 There. That's better. 78 00:02:47,589 --> 00:02:49,920 What's up bro!??! 79 00:02:49,990 --> 00:02:50,923 Who the fuck are you? 80 00:02:50,992 --> 00:02:52,117 I'm some dude! 81 00:02:52,192 --> 00:02:53,625 I snuck in. 82 00:02:53,694 --> 00:02:54,787 How is that possible? 83 00:02:54,862 --> 00:02:55,794 I just snuck into your trunk 84 00:02:55,863 --> 00:02:56,796 Iast night! 85 00:02:56,864 --> 00:02:58,092 You guys were pretty hammered!! 86 00:02:58,165 --> 00:03:00,030 Whose in charge of fucking 87 00:03:00,100 --> 00:03:01,032 security now? 88 00:03:01,100 --> 00:03:02,033 Dude you're my favorite 89 00:03:02,102 --> 00:03:03,034 singer! 90 00:03:03,103 --> 00:03:04,035 You gotta leave a message on 91 00:03:04,104 --> 00:03:05,332 my cell phone! 92 00:03:05,406 --> 00:03:07,135 Ugh. 93 00:03:07,207 --> 00:03:08,503 Weird dude in my bedroom. 94 00:03:08,575 --> 00:03:09,507 This doesn't look good. 95 00:03:09,576 --> 00:03:12,943 [ jackhammer ] 96 00:03:13,012 --> 00:03:13,979 Oh, good mornins! 97 00:03:14,047 --> 00:03:14,978 Nice of yous twos to join us! 98 00:03:15,047 --> 00:03:15,980 Dudes, when the fuck is 99 00:03:16,049 --> 00:03:16,980 this place gonna be 100 00:03:17,049 --> 00:03:17,982 fuckin' finished? 101 00:03:18,051 --> 00:03:18,983 I need to be able to 102 00:03:19,052 --> 00:03:19,982 start sleeping again! 103 00:03:20,051 --> 00:03:21,246 Well, we're almost done 104 00:03:21,321 --> 00:03:22,947 now that we've picked the most 105 00:03:23,021 --> 00:03:24,318 beautiful and elegant 106 00:03:24,389 --> 00:03:25,947 interior designer in the whole 107 00:03:26,023 --> 00:03:27,924 world. 108 00:03:27,993 --> 00:03:29,017 Who is that dildo?!!! 109 00:03:29,093 --> 00:03:30,527 Some guy who snuck right in! 110 00:03:30,596 --> 00:03:31,528 Oh. Murderface, don't. 111 00:03:31,597 --> 00:03:32,528 Don't do that. 112 00:03:32,597 --> 00:03:33,529 Ow! Ow! Stop! 113 00:03:33,598 --> 00:03:35,123 fuck you lady! 114 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:36,222 You're fired!!! 115 00:03:36,300 --> 00:03:37,324 Get out of here! 116 00:03:37,401 --> 00:03:38,526 I'm sorry it didn't work out 117 00:03:38,602 --> 00:03:39,535 you know. 118 00:03:39,603 --> 00:03:41,196 Call me if you want to hang, 119 00:03:41,273 --> 00:03:42,534 you know what I'm saying. 120 00:03:42,607 --> 00:03:43,538 Or whatever. 121 00:03:43,607 --> 00:03:44,540 You, weirdo. 122 00:03:44,609 --> 00:03:45,540 There's the door. 123 00:03:45,609 --> 00:03:46,542 Get the fuck out of here 124 00:03:46,611 --> 00:03:47,543 and uh, thanks uh, for 125 00:03:47,612 --> 00:03:48,542 buying our records. 126 00:03:48,611 --> 00:03:49,544 My friends are never gonna 127 00:03:49,613 --> 00:03:50,545 believe me! 128 00:03:50,614 --> 00:03:51,581 See you guys later! 129 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:54,810 ALL: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 130 00:03:54,883 --> 00:03:56,852 TOKl: Oh nooooos!! 131 00:03:56,920 --> 00:03:58,181 Not agains!!!! 132 00:03:58,253 --> 00:03:59,185 PlCKLES: we keep forgetting 133 00:03:59,254 --> 00:04:00,187 that we're up here!!! 134 00:04:00,255 --> 00:04:01,187 SKWlSGAAR: Until renovations 135 00:04:01,256 --> 00:04:03,121 ams finished at least. 136 00:04:03,192 --> 00:04:04,124 NATHAN: Guys, we don't have 137 00:04:04,193 --> 00:04:06,388 a manager now so all the stupid 138 00:04:06,461 --> 00:04:09,624 fuckin' shit is up to us. 139 00:04:10,064 --> 00:04:11,225 ? Doodily ding dong tick-tock ? 140 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:12,562 ? Doodily ding dong tick-tock ? 141 00:04:12,635 --> 00:04:13,623 ? Doodily ding dong tick-tock ? 142 00:04:13,701 --> 00:04:14,999 ? Doodily ding dong tick-tock ? 143 00:04:15,070 --> 00:04:16,297 ? Doodily ding dong tick-tock ? 144 00:04:16,371 --> 00:04:17,998 ? Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! 145 00:04:18,072 --> 00:04:19,003 Dethklok! ? 146 00:04:19,072 --> 00:04:21,598 ? I'll...teach you... 147 00:04:21,676 --> 00:04:24,075 to...rock... ? 148 00:04:24,144 --> 00:04:25,372 ? Dethklok, Dethklok ? 149 00:04:25,445 --> 00:04:26,377 ? Skwisgaar Skwigelf, 150 00:04:26,446 --> 00:04:27,913 taller than a tree ? 151 00:04:27,981 --> 00:04:28,913 ? Toki Wartooth, 152 00:04:28,982 --> 00:04:30,449 not a bumblebee ? 153 00:04:30,517 --> 00:04:31,448 ? William Murderface 154 00:04:31,517 --> 00:04:33,144 Murderface Murderface ? 155 00:04:33,219 --> 00:04:34,152 ? Pickles the drummer doodily doo ? 156 00:04:34,221 --> 00:04:36,155 ding dong doodily doodily doo ? 157 00:04:36,223 --> 00:04:37,655 ? Nathan Explosion ? 158 00:04:42,428 --> 00:04:43,395 Dethklok in a press 159 00:04:43,462 --> 00:04:44,428 conference recently announced 160 00:04:44,496 --> 00:04:45,793 plans for their first live show 161 00:04:45,864 --> 00:04:47,194 since its attack, giving 162 00:04:47,265 --> 00:04:48,289 a much-needed boost 163 00:04:48,366 --> 00:04:49,298 to the world's economy. 164 00:04:49,367 --> 00:04:50,299 We know that the world is 165 00:04:50,368 --> 00:04:51,300 going through a tough time 166 00:04:51,369 --> 00:04:52,302 right now economically. 167 00:04:52,371 --> 00:04:53,301 And we see a lot 168 00:04:53,370 --> 00:04:54,530 of businesses scaling down. 169 00:04:54,605 --> 00:04:55,538 But not us. 170 00:04:55,607 --> 00:04:56,538 We're going to put on 171 00:04:56,607 --> 00:04:57,540 the biggest, most expensive 172 00:04:57,609 --> 00:04:58,667 elaborate live show 173 00:04:58,743 --> 00:04:59,834 that's ever been done. 174 00:04:59,910 --> 00:05:00,842 We're gonna make 175 00:05:00,911 --> 00:05:01,843 spending money metal. 176 00:05:01,912 --> 00:05:02,970 Check it out! 177 00:05:03,047 --> 00:05:05,038 We made solid crystal posters 178 00:05:05,115 --> 00:05:07,583 and they're not even for sale! 179 00:05:07,651 --> 00:05:08,947 Tickets are pentouple price! 180 00:05:09,018 --> 00:05:10,919 There's no recession for metal! 181 00:05:10,988 --> 00:05:12,215 The recession is 182 00:05:12,288 --> 00:05:13,756 an asshole! 183 00:05:13,824 --> 00:05:14,756 And with the untimely death 184 00:05:14,825 --> 00:05:15,755 of their manager, 185 00:05:15,824 --> 00:05:16,757 how will Dethklok continue to 186 00:05:16,826 --> 00:05:17,918 organize their multi krillion 187 00:05:17,994 --> 00:05:19,154 dollar business? 188 00:05:19,227 --> 00:05:20,160 We're not hiring 189 00:05:20,229 --> 00:05:21,388 a replacement manager. 190 00:05:21,463 --> 00:05:24,092 Too fuckin' soon Kimosabe. 191 00:05:24,167 --> 00:05:25,360 We're taking on 192 00:05:25,434 --> 00:05:28,665 all management, uh, thingies. 193 00:05:28,737 --> 00:05:29,830 I ams in charge 194 00:05:29,905 --> 00:05:30,872 of Financials Treasuries. 195 00:05:30,939 --> 00:05:32,030 I am head of Financial 196 00:05:32,107 --> 00:05:33,039 Business Affairs. 197 00:05:33,108 --> 00:05:34,039 I'm chief of 198 00:05:34,108 --> 00:05:35,041 Financial Receipts. 199 00:05:35,110 --> 00:05:36,042 Gathering. 200 00:05:36,111 --> 00:05:37,099 Deputy President of 201 00:05:37,178 --> 00:05:38,304 Financial Monies. 202 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:40,176 I'ms in charge of snacks. 203 00:05:40,247 --> 00:05:41,407 fuckin' bullshit. 204 00:05:41,482 --> 00:05:42,449 Aren't you frightened of 205 00:05:42,516 --> 00:05:44,176 mismanaging this band? 206 00:05:44,250 --> 00:05:45,684 Charles Offdensen was considered 207 00:05:45,753 --> 00:05:48,313 by many a financial genius. 208 00:05:48,389 --> 00:05:49,582 What are your credentials? 209 00:05:49,656 --> 00:05:50,645 Fuck you! 210 00:05:50,724 --> 00:05:52,090 That's my credentials! 211 00:05:52,159 --> 00:05:53,089 We know what we're fuckin' 212 00:05:53,158 --> 00:05:54,353 doing, as-- 213 00:05:54,427 --> 00:05:55,450 and with Dethklok in charge 214 00:05:55,527 --> 00:05:56,585 of their finances, how will 215 00:05:56,662 --> 00:05:58,096 they control their spending? 216 00:05:58,164 --> 00:05:59,255 Receipts have been submitted to 217 00:05:59,331 --> 00:06:00,457 the media that show billions of 218 00:06:00,532 --> 00:06:01,794 dollars squandered 219 00:06:01,867 --> 00:06:03,529 on vanity projects. 220 00:06:03,603 --> 00:06:04,535 Fifteen million dollars was 221 00:06:04,604 --> 00:06:06,468 spent on Dethklok kitty shades, 222 00:06:06,538 --> 00:06:08,472 sunglasses for cats. 223 00:06:08,540 --> 00:06:09,598 Twenty million was spent on 224 00:06:09,675 --> 00:06:11,232 the "super tits candy snake 225 00:06:11,309 --> 00:06:12,504 project," which was never 226 00:06:12,577 --> 00:06:14,204 completed or defined. 227 00:06:14,278 --> 00:06:16,610 And finally, $85.5 million was 228 00:06:16,681 --> 00:06:18,308 spent converting 90 acres of 229 00:06:18,382 --> 00:06:19,781 Iand and corn silos into "Cool 230 00:06:19,851 --> 00:06:21,443 Ranch Dorito" dispensers. 231 00:06:21,518 --> 00:06:25,181 [ cheering ] 232 00:06:28,959 --> 00:06:29,983 Welcome to Dethklok's 233 00:06:30,060 --> 00:06:31,550 Dorito Land! 234 00:06:31,628 --> 00:06:32,617 [ electricity buzzing, 235 00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:35,597 people screaming ] 236 00:06:35,666 --> 00:06:36,596 I'd like to remind you all 237 00:06:36,665 --> 00:06:37,723 that Dorito Land is not open 238 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:38,733 to the public. 239 00:06:38,802 --> 00:06:39,825 It's just for us. 240 00:06:39,902 --> 00:06:40,835 Sorry. 241 00:06:40,904 --> 00:06:42,132 Which brings us to now. 242 00:06:42,204 --> 00:06:43,728 With the economic world in flux, 243 00:06:43,806 --> 00:06:45,034 Dethklok has cancelled all 244 00:06:45,107 --> 00:06:47,166 interviews to work on 245 00:06:47,243 --> 00:06:49,073 "more important issues." 246 00:06:50,211 --> 00:06:51,542 Guys, ever since Murderface 247 00:06:51,613 --> 00:06:53,012 harassed that other interior 248 00:06:53,082 --> 00:06:54,048 designer and she fell out 249 00:06:54,115 --> 00:06:56,379 of our house, it made me think- 250 00:06:56,451 --> 00:06:57,543 we got to be 251 00:06:57,619 --> 00:06:58,813 the interior designers of 252 00:06:58,886 --> 00:06:59,979 Mordhaus. 253 00:07:00,054 --> 00:07:01,954 All it is is making decisions. 254 00:07:02,023 --> 00:07:03,888 I'll make a decision right now, 255 00:07:03,957 --> 00:07:05,390 check this out. 256 00:07:05,459 --> 00:07:07,518 I decided to slice it. 257 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:08,526 So then what are we going 258 00:07:08,595 --> 00:07:09,892 to do about the living room? 259 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:10,895 That's the most important 260 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:12,727 decision because that's the room 261 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,164 that everybody shares. 262 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:15,165 Am I right? 263 00:07:15,234 --> 00:07:16,428 Yeah, you're right. 264 00:07:16,502 --> 00:07:18,164 Guys, wait! I've got it! 265 00:07:18,238 --> 00:07:19,262 I got it! 266 00:07:19,339 --> 00:07:20,999 A sandscape! 267 00:07:21,073 --> 00:07:22,733 A big badass indoor 268 00:07:22,808 --> 00:07:24,070 desert scene. 269 00:07:24,142 --> 00:07:26,110 - Sandscape right here! - No! 270 00:07:26,178 --> 00:07:27,304 Living room is going to be 271 00:07:27,379 --> 00:07:29,006 -a badass Arizona style. - No way! 272 00:07:29,079 --> 00:07:30,776 - Tucson! - Fuck no! 273 00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:31,874 Scottsdale! 274 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:33,315 Right here man! 275 00:07:33,385 --> 00:07:34,318 You know how I feel 276 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:35,374 about sand! 277 00:07:35,453 --> 00:07:37,353 But it's an escape! 278 00:07:37,422 --> 00:07:38,388 I hate this idea! 279 00:07:38,455 --> 00:07:39,548 Real cactus, 280 00:07:39,624 --> 00:07:41,613 real tumbleweeds, real snakes! 281 00:07:41,692 --> 00:07:42,921 Huh? 282 00:07:42,994 --> 00:07:43,925 Jackrabbit! 283 00:07:43,994 --> 00:07:45,018 Where's Toki? He'd love that! 284 00:07:45,094 --> 00:07:46,027 Where is he? 285 00:07:46,096 --> 00:07:47,028 Sand will get everywhere, 286 00:07:47,097 --> 00:07:48,029 Murderface. 287 00:07:48,098 --> 00:07:49,029 Vacuum. No problem. 288 00:07:49,099 --> 00:07:50,031 Oh yeah, like that won't be 289 00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:51,031 a fuckin' nightmare. 290 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:52,033 Oh, uh, guess I'm gonna 291 00:07:52,102 --> 00:07:53,034 Ieave the room. 292 00:07:53,103 --> 00:07:54,033 Guess I'll vacuum my stupid 293 00:07:54,103 --> 00:07:55,035 fuckin' shoes again. 294 00:07:55,104 --> 00:07:56,036 Tucson! 295 00:07:56,105 --> 00:07:57,367 Scottsdale! 296 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:58,372 Ugh. 297 00:07:58,441 --> 00:07:59,373 Do you know what goes into 298 00:07:59,442 --> 00:08:01,238 making a house a home? 299 00:08:01,310 --> 00:08:02,642 fuckin' bad-ass concert 300 00:08:02,712 --> 00:08:03,643 Iighting. 301 00:08:03,712 --> 00:08:05,305 I'll show you. 302 00:08:05,381 --> 00:08:06,938 Uh Toki. 303 00:08:07,015 --> 00:08:07,948 You're supposed to be making 304 00:08:08,017 --> 00:08:09,540 snacks. 305 00:08:09,618 --> 00:08:10,642 And all I'm smelling is 306 00:08:10,719 --> 00:08:11,879 burning plastic. 307 00:08:11,954 --> 00:08:13,750 And you know that burning 308 00:08:13,821 --> 00:08:15,221 plastic isn't snacks. 309 00:08:15,291 --> 00:08:17,053 I mean, Toki? 310 00:08:17,124 --> 00:08:20,356 Are you listening to me? 311 00:08:21,429 --> 00:08:23,659 I misses hims Pickle. 312 00:08:23,731 --> 00:08:24,698 We all do. 313 00:08:24,765 --> 00:08:26,459 Even though we don't say it. 314 00:08:26,534 --> 00:08:28,433 Why don't we says it, Pickle? 315 00:08:28,501 --> 00:08:29,434 Toki.... 316 00:08:29,503 --> 00:08:30,435 [ sighs ] 317 00:08:30,504 --> 00:08:32,630 because admitting sadness 318 00:08:32,707 --> 00:08:34,298 makes you gay. 319 00:08:34,374 --> 00:08:35,602 I feel we're taking Dethklok 320 00:08:35,675 --> 00:08:36,643 and managing it 321 00:08:36,710 --> 00:08:38,677 right downs the crapper. 322 00:08:38,744 --> 00:08:40,303 Toki. Okay, listen. 323 00:08:40,380 --> 00:08:42,370 You're in charge of snacks. 324 00:08:42,448 --> 00:08:43,915 And judging by your snack.... 325 00:08:43,983 --> 00:08:45,349 [ Nathan screaming ] 326 00:08:45,418 --> 00:08:47,351 Ams dat Nathans screamins? 327 00:08:47,418 --> 00:08:48,386 Alright check this out. 328 00:08:48,454 --> 00:08:50,149 It's scream activated lighting. 329 00:08:50,222 --> 00:08:51,085 Whaaaaaa!!!!! 330 00:08:55,828 --> 00:08:58,227 See? You come home it's dark. 331 00:08:58,296 --> 00:08:59,320 Where are my keys? 332 00:08:59,397 --> 00:09:00,329 Whaaaaaaaaaaa!!! 333 00:09:00,398 --> 00:09:01,330 Over there. 334 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:02,330 Put it in every single room of 335 00:09:02,399 --> 00:09:03,367 the house. 336 00:09:06,604 --> 00:09:07,535 I'm afraid that's going to 337 00:09:07,605 --> 00:09:08,536 cost an awful lot of money 338 00:09:08,605 --> 00:09:09,537 I'm just telling you. 339 00:09:09,606 --> 00:09:10,538 Fuck money! 340 00:09:10,607 --> 00:09:11,801 ALL: Fuck money! 341 00:09:11,875 --> 00:09:13,206 Dis is my platinums practice 342 00:09:13,277 --> 00:09:14,971 chambers. 343 00:09:16,279 --> 00:09:19,113 I has a solid ruby metronome. 344 00:09:20,584 --> 00:09:22,380 And a champagne humidifier. 345 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:25,719 So fuckin' expensive dat 346 00:09:25,788 --> 00:09:27,186 it makes me horny. 347 00:09:27,255 --> 00:09:28,517 This is my endangered species 348 00:09:28,590 --> 00:09:29,785 furniture room. 349 00:09:40,101 --> 00:09:41,032 Seriously guys. 350 00:09:41,101 --> 00:09:42,034 Fuck money. 351 00:09:42,103 --> 00:09:43,194 My Lords may I please speak 352 00:09:43,270 --> 00:09:44,362 with you about a personal 353 00:09:44,438 --> 00:09:45,804 financial matter? 354 00:09:45,873 --> 00:09:47,808 What? Go! Talk! 355 00:09:47,875 --> 00:09:49,001 Masters our paychecks are not 356 00:09:49,076 --> 00:09:50,008 being honored at the bank. 357 00:09:50,077 --> 00:09:51,009 Ohhhhhhh. 358 00:09:51,078 --> 00:09:52,271 Uhhh, lets see. 359 00:09:52,345 --> 00:09:53,403 That's weird. 360 00:09:53,479 --> 00:09:54,742 Yes sire. It bounced. 361 00:09:59,485 --> 00:10:00,611 Guys if their money's fuck'd 362 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:01,619 then our could be too! 363 00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:02,620 We gotta find out what's 364 00:10:02,689 --> 00:10:03,986 going on with our money! 365 00:10:09,594 --> 00:10:10,527 You'll be sorry for that, 366 00:10:10,596 --> 00:10:11,892 you son of a bitch! 367 00:10:11,964 --> 00:10:13,261 I'll never fuckin ' forget 368 00:10:13,332 --> 00:10:15,232 you did this! 369 00:10:15,867 --> 00:10:17,459 Since my poor father has been 370 00:10:17,536 --> 00:10:19,595 ill it's been my personal task 371 00:10:19,671 --> 00:10:20,932 to clean this company up. 372 00:10:21,005 --> 00:10:22,997 Which brings me to Dethklok. 373 00:10:23,075 --> 00:10:24,632 Dethklok is finally 374 00:10:24,709 --> 00:10:26,337 in a vulnerable position. 375 00:10:26,410 --> 00:10:27,638 And they're getting no more of 376 00:10:27,712 --> 00:10:29,576 the label money until they 377 00:10:29,646 --> 00:10:30,840 renegotiate the terms 378 00:10:30,914 --> 00:10:32,814 that we think are fair. 379 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,315 And if they don't. 380 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:37,717 They'll be sorry. 381 00:10:37,787 --> 00:10:39,448 NATHAN: Guys, uh I just 382 00:10:39,521 --> 00:10:40,853 checked all of our accounts 383 00:10:40,924 --> 00:10:42,185 and uh, 384 00:10:42,258 --> 00:10:43,520 no money is coming in. 385 00:10:43,593 --> 00:10:44,525 What the fuck is 386 00:10:44,594 --> 00:10:45,685 going on here? 387 00:10:48,664 --> 00:10:49,859 SKWlSGAAR: Uh, Williams? 388 00:10:49,933 --> 00:10:51,263 Did you pay the electrics bill? 389 00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:52,265 MURDERFACE: uh, what am l 390 00:10:52,334 --> 00:10:53,301 gonna pay it with? 391 00:10:53,369 --> 00:10:54,562 My farts? 392 00:10:54,635 --> 00:10:57,661 [ creaking ] 393 00:10:57,805 --> 00:11:00,672 ALL: [ screaming ] 394 00:11:01,109 --> 00:11:02,041 REPORTER: This is the footage 395 00:11:02,110 --> 00:11:03,042 that caught the world's 396 00:11:03,111 --> 00:11:04,043 attention. 397 00:11:04,112 --> 00:11:05,238 Dethklok literally plummeting 398 00:11:05,313 --> 00:11:07,474 both financially and actually. 399 00:11:07,548 --> 00:11:08,810 Hopefully this hiccup 400 00:11:08,883 --> 00:11:09,850 won't affect Dethklok's 401 00:11:09,917 --> 00:11:12,750 "most expensive concert ever." 402 00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:22,086 Gentlemen, for the first time 403 00:11:22,163 --> 00:11:23,459 Dethklok could be 404 00:11:23,530 --> 00:11:26,089 in grave financial peril. 405 00:11:26,165 --> 00:11:27,098 Vader Orlag? 406 00:11:27,167 --> 00:11:28,361 Dethklok lost a truly 407 00:11:28,435 --> 00:11:30,334 important part of their empire. 408 00:11:30,403 --> 00:11:31,631 This man. 409 00:11:31,704 --> 00:11:33,034 With him gone Dethklok hasn't 410 00:11:33,104 --> 00:11:34,163 the capabilities to make 411 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:35,501 educated business decisions 412 00:11:35,573 --> 00:11:37,701 and in the meantime they're 413 00:11:37,777 --> 00:11:40,142 squandering billions. 414 00:11:40,211 --> 00:11:41,337 Here to explain more about 415 00:11:41,413 --> 00:11:43,507 Dethklok's financial problems is 416 00:11:43,581 --> 00:11:45,071 Dethklok financial expert 417 00:11:45,150 --> 00:11:47,118 Wilmore Unduntingiminen. 418 00:11:47,185 --> 00:11:48,584 Dethklok is acting as their 419 00:11:48,653 --> 00:11:50,211 own management and the limits 420 00:11:50,288 --> 00:11:51,379 of their financial ruin 421 00:11:51,455 --> 00:11:52,649 are endless. 422 00:11:52,723 --> 00:11:54,554 And then there's this man. 423 00:11:54,625 --> 00:11:55,683 Damien Cornickleson, 424 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:56,690 heir apparent to 425 00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:58,728 Crystal Mountain Records... 426 00:11:58,796 --> 00:11:59,762 currently run by his well 427 00:11:59,829 --> 00:12:00,762 respected and terminally ill 428 00:12:00,831 --> 00:12:02,162 father Roy Cornickleson. 429 00:12:02,232 --> 00:12:03,323 But what label owner in their 430 00:12:03,399 --> 00:12:04,628 right mind would devour 431 00:12:04,701 --> 00:12:06,292 their most profitable entity? 432 00:12:06,369 --> 00:12:07,301 Damien is 433 00:12:07,370 --> 00:12:08,564 a record executive -- 434 00:12:08,638 --> 00:12:10,468 a cunning hotheaded opportunist. 435 00:12:10,539 --> 00:12:12,132 Don't you see, they thrive 436 00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:13,868 on misleading, tricking 437 00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,035 and ensnaring. 438 00:12:15,111 --> 00:12:16,543 They're like feral animals, 439 00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:18,579 rabid dogs thinking only 440 00:12:18,647 --> 00:12:19,773 of what will benefit them 441 00:12:19,848 --> 00:12:20,816 in the moment. 442 00:12:20,883 --> 00:12:22,577 And since Dethklok is already 443 00:12:22,651 --> 00:12:24,381 making bad decisions. 444 00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:25,544 Exactly. 445 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:26,917 Why not make one more that could 446 00:12:26,988 --> 00:12:28,545 end up being their undoing? 447 00:12:28,622 --> 00:12:31,022 He is indeed a dangerous man. 448 00:12:33,494 --> 00:12:34,426 Our record's selling really 449 00:12:34,495 --> 00:12:35,426 well, at least that's what 450 00:12:35,495 --> 00:12:36,793 it says on the news. 451 00:12:36,865 --> 00:12:38,126 So why should we renegotiate? 452 00:12:38,199 --> 00:12:39,130 Yeah! 453 00:12:39,199 --> 00:12:40,860 Why ams we recongotinates? 454 00:12:40,934 --> 00:12:41,867 We know your that your most 455 00:12:41,936 --> 00:12:43,630 expensive concert ever is 456 00:12:43,703 --> 00:12:45,193 coming up and if we don't 457 00:12:45,271 --> 00:12:46,703 hear the answer that we want, 458 00:12:46,772 --> 00:12:48,000 we have the right 459 00:12:48,074 --> 00:12:49,665 to shut down the event. 460 00:12:49,741 --> 00:12:50,674 It's all in the contract 461 00:12:50,743 --> 00:12:53,040 we're faxing you. 462 00:12:53,112 --> 00:12:54,478 But wes already spents our 463 00:12:54,547 --> 00:12:55,707 monies on de concert!!! 464 00:12:55,782 --> 00:12:57,043 Dats the only ways we gets it 465 00:12:57,116 --> 00:12:58,049 back! 466 00:12:58,118 --> 00:12:59,048 That's right. 467 00:12:59,117 --> 00:13:00,209 I'll pull the plug on your show 468 00:13:00,284 --> 00:13:01,217 and you'll never make your 469 00:13:01,286 --> 00:13:02,217 money back. 470 00:13:02,286 --> 00:13:03,584 You'll be doomed. 471 00:13:03,654 --> 00:13:05,382 Renegotiate. 472 00:13:08,093 --> 00:13:09,149 Dude this thing is fuck'd. 473 00:13:09,227 --> 00:13:10,285 It's totally cluttered 474 00:13:10,361 --> 00:13:11,726 with addendums and appendixes 475 00:13:11,796 --> 00:13:12,727 and stuff like that. 476 00:13:12,796 --> 00:13:13,729 But what does it mean? 477 00:13:13,798 --> 00:13:14,729 I think it means that this 478 00:13:14,798 --> 00:13:15,731 slick asshole is trying 479 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:16,732 to fuck us. 480 00:13:16,801 --> 00:13:17,732 We should get some help 481 00:13:17,801 --> 00:13:18,733 with this. 482 00:13:18,802 --> 00:13:19,734 You know how bad that would 483 00:13:19,803 --> 00:13:20,735 Iook? 484 00:13:20,804 --> 00:13:21,736 We're supposed to be our own 485 00:13:21,805 --> 00:13:22,829 management and legal consult. 486 00:13:22,907 --> 00:13:24,305 It's like admitting failure. 487 00:13:24,374 --> 00:13:25,773 Wait, I totally know 488 00:13:25,842 --> 00:13:27,069 where to go. 489 00:13:27,143 --> 00:13:28,270 Come on. 490 00:13:30,246 --> 00:13:31,178 Listen, I know you guys are 491 00:13:31,247 --> 00:13:32,179 regular dildos and stuff 492 00:13:32,248 --> 00:13:33,180 but you sell records, so this 493 00:13:33,249 --> 00:13:34,181 shit should make sense 494 00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:35,616 to your fuckin' ass right? 495 00:13:35,684 --> 00:13:37,311 Yeah it should. 496 00:13:37,386 --> 00:13:38,318 She's not answering. 497 00:13:38,387 --> 00:13:39,648 Let me try to talk to her. 498 00:13:39,721 --> 00:13:40,983 So does this make any sense 499 00:13:41,055 --> 00:13:42,489 to you? 500 00:13:42,557 --> 00:13:43,489 Uhhhhh. 501 00:13:43,558 --> 00:13:44,991 My managers not in now. 502 00:13:45,059 --> 00:13:46,287 No but. 503 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:48,226 You. You. 504 00:13:48,296 --> 00:13:49,388 Do you know what 505 00:13:49,464 --> 00:13:50,692 these words mean? 506 00:13:50,765 --> 00:13:53,562 Uhh, "exclusivity"? 507 00:13:53,634 --> 00:13:54,567 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 508 00:13:54,636 --> 00:13:56,102 Here we go, here we go. 509 00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:58,502 Uhh, cross recoupment? 510 00:13:58,572 --> 00:13:59,504 Here we go. 511 00:13:59,573 --> 00:14:00,835 I told ya. 512 00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:02,136 My manager isn't here today. 513 00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,369 Okay gimme that back! 514 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:04,374 This is a waste of time. 515 00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:05,376 Ladies and gentlemen. 516 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:06,376 The store is closing 517 00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:07,378 in 5 minutes. 518 00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:09,381 It's closing forever 519 00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:10,972 because it's a record store. 520 00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:12,517 And, they're all closing. 521 00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:13,517 I wanna thank all the employees 522 00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:14,518 for sticking around and 523 00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:15,519 sticking it through the tough 524 00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:16,521 times. 525 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:18,613 So enjoy illegally downloading 526 00:14:18,690 --> 00:14:21,250 all your mp3's online. 527 00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:24,361 Hey guys I just thoughts 528 00:14:24,429 --> 00:14:25,726 about somethings. 529 00:14:25,797 --> 00:14:26,764 What evers happens to 530 00:14:26,831 --> 00:14:28,162 The Klokateers whos nevers gots 531 00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:29,563 their paychecks? 532 00:14:29,633 --> 00:14:30,726 Ooh yeah? 533 00:14:34,805 --> 00:14:40,801 ? ? 534 00:14:49,986 --> 00:14:50,918 Guys. 535 00:14:50,987 --> 00:14:52,214 Why are we all so dreary? 536 00:14:52,287 --> 00:14:53,346 We shouldn't have to worry 537 00:14:53,423 --> 00:14:54,411 about this crap. 538 00:14:54,489 --> 00:14:56,047 We never have before! 539 00:14:56,124 --> 00:14:57,556 We should just concentrate 540 00:14:57,626 --> 00:14:59,094 on what we're good at. 541 00:14:59,162 --> 00:15:01,595 Death metal and interior design! 542 00:15:01,663 --> 00:15:02,790 Surprise! 543 00:15:02,864 --> 00:15:03,956 Take it in! 544 00:15:04,032 --> 00:15:05,056 I know, I know its supposed 545 00:15:05,133 --> 00:15:06,259 to be a group effort 546 00:15:06,336 --> 00:15:07,597 but look, check it out! 547 00:15:07,669 --> 00:15:09,364 I went above and beyond. 548 00:15:09,438 --> 00:15:11,064 I gotta go take a shit. 549 00:15:11,138 --> 00:15:12,127 [ Nathan groaning ] 550 00:15:21,515 --> 00:15:23,482 [ groans ] 551 00:15:23,550 --> 00:15:24,574 Whoaaa! 552 00:15:24,651 --> 00:15:25,583 [ Nathan shudders ] 553 00:15:25,652 --> 00:15:26,584 Let's see how much this 554 00:15:26,653 --> 00:15:29,247 thing cost. 555 00:15:29,322 --> 00:15:30,254 Guys I've been crunching 556 00:15:30,323 --> 00:15:31,449 numbers and financially, 557 00:15:31,523 --> 00:15:32,718 I don't know how to say this, 558 00:15:32,792 --> 00:15:33,952 but we're fuck'd. 559 00:15:34,027 --> 00:15:35,015 Thanks to Murderface's 560 00:15:35,094 --> 00:15:36,755 sandscape we're in the red. 561 00:15:36,829 --> 00:15:39,195 Good one, Murderface. 562 00:15:39,265 --> 00:15:40,197 The only way we're gonna 563 00:15:40,266 --> 00:15:41,255 make money back is if this 564 00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:42,800 concert is successful. 565 00:15:42,868 --> 00:15:44,630 And until then, we're really 566 00:15:44,702 --> 00:15:46,101 gonna have to cut down 567 00:15:46,171 --> 00:15:47,797 on spending. 568 00:15:49,207 --> 00:15:51,698 Oh guys, we can't eats here, 569 00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:54,006 dis ams too expensive. 570 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,010 Now where are we gonna eat 571 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,636 for restaurant night? 572 00:15:58,015 --> 00:15:58,948 This is the only restaurant 573 00:15:59,017 --> 00:16:00,210 I think we can afford now. 574 00:16:00,284 --> 00:16:01,615 I didn't realize that 7-1 1 575 00:16:01,685 --> 00:16:02,982 was a restaurant. 576 00:16:03,053 --> 00:16:03,985 Listen. 577 00:16:04,054 --> 00:16:05,022 The construction has stopped. 578 00:16:05,088 --> 00:16:06,019 Dats because they don'ts 579 00:16:06,089 --> 00:16:08,557 gets paid, stupid. 580 00:16:20,836 --> 00:16:22,132 Ow! 581 00:16:23,839 --> 00:16:24,770 Guys, start turning 582 00:16:24,839 --> 00:16:25,771 the couches over. 583 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:26,772 We gotta find some loose change 584 00:16:26,841 --> 00:16:28,364 for some fuckin' hamburgers. 585 00:16:36,418 --> 00:16:38,282 We're live tonight in Monaco 586 00:16:38,352 --> 00:16:39,341 eagerly awaiting night 587 00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:40,716 sold out record setting 588 00:16:40,787 --> 00:16:41,846 biggest most elaborate most 589 00:16:41,922 --> 00:16:43,183 expensive concert ever. 590 00:16:43,256 --> 00:16:44,189 Quite a feat in this 591 00:16:44,257 --> 00:16:45,190 economic climate. 592 00:16:45,259 --> 00:16:46,350 This is also the first show 593 00:16:46,426 --> 00:16:47,859 Dethklok has ever done without 594 00:16:47,927 --> 00:16:49,259 the aid of their manager/lawyer 595 00:16:49,330 --> 00:16:52,231 CFO Charles Offdensen. 596 00:16:52,299 --> 00:16:54,266 Look guys, tonight's the only 597 00:16:54,334 --> 00:16:55,800 night that we can really make 598 00:16:55,867 --> 00:16:56,993 back the money that we spent 599 00:16:57,069 --> 00:16:58,002 while we were acting like 600 00:16:58,071 --> 00:16:59,469 assholes as managers. 601 00:16:59,538 --> 00:17:00,766 And I know the label has 602 00:17:00,839 --> 00:17:01,828 been threatening to shut this 603 00:17:01,907 --> 00:17:02,999 thing down so they can force us 604 00:17:03,075 --> 00:17:04,634 to renegotiate. 605 00:17:04,711 --> 00:17:05,641 I think we just got to play this 606 00:17:05,710 --> 00:17:07,804 concert and call their bluff. 607 00:17:07,879 --> 00:17:09,779 So uh, let's just play 608 00:17:09,848 --> 00:17:11,678 and hope for the best. 609 00:17:11,749 --> 00:17:13,741 Go get em' guys. 610 00:17:13,819 --> 00:17:15,342 Yeek. 611 00:17:15,419 --> 00:17:17,149 Shitty speech, I'm sorry. 612 00:17:17,222 --> 00:17:18,449 Go, uh... 613 00:17:18,522 --> 00:17:19,853 Nathan? 614 00:17:19,924 --> 00:17:21,585 Just stop talking. 615 00:17:22,126 --> 00:17:23,388 Just stop talking. 616 00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:33,259 ? ? 617 00:17:47,850 --> 00:17:53,379 ? ? 618 00:17:53,455 --> 00:17:54,513 We're here tonight to take 619 00:17:54,590 --> 00:17:57,820 all money and fuckin' destroy it. 620 00:17:57,891 --> 00:17:59,587 It will rain worthless blood 621 00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:02,094 money onto your putrid souls. 622 00:18:02,163 --> 00:18:04,063 Tonight we will watch money 623 00:18:04,131 --> 00:18:06,463 commit suicide. 624 00:18:24,950 --> 00:18:30,889 [ angry screams ] 625 00:18:30,956 --> 00:18:32,854 What's going on out there? 626 00:18:32,923 --> 00:18:34,186 The label shut us down. 627 00:18:34,259 --> 00:18:36,159 What are we gonna to do? 628 00:19:29,809 --> 00:19:31,640 You boys got a show to do. 629 00:19:31,711 --> 00:19:33,043 Don't worry, I'll be right here 630 00:19:33,113 --> 00:19:34,044 when you're done. 631 00:19:34,114 --> 00:19:35,045 I'm going to have a little 632 00:19:35,113 --> 00:19:36,639 meeting with these guys. 633 00:19:39,686 --> 00:19:45,682 ? ? 634 00:19:51,697 --> 00:19:57,692 ? ? 635 00:20:12,215 --> 00:20:18,210 [ indistinct ] 636 00:20:19,222 --> 00:20:25,217 ? ? 637 00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,246 We thought you were dead. 638 00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:49,247 You're right, Nathan. 639 00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:50,248 I was dead. 640 00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:51,249 I made sure that I was 641 00:20:51,319 --> 00:20:52,249 pronounced dead on the premises. 642 00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:53,251 Where were you for the last 643 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,252 nine months? 644 00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:55,253 I can't tell you now. 645 00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:56,253 But when the time is right, 646 00:20:56,323 --> 00:20:57,254 I will. 647 00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:58,256 There's something much bigger 648 00:20:58,325 --> 00:20:59,256 than us going on out there. 649 00:20:59,325 --> 00:21:01,623 But that's a story for later. 650 00:21:01,694 --> 00:21:03,059 In the meantime 651 00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,289 we got some work to do.