1 00:00:00,968 --> 00:00:01,901 The big news of the day -- 2 00:00:01,970 --> 00:00:02,902 Dethklok bailed out 3 00:00:02,971 --> 00:00:04,370 of performing at the Michigan 4 00:00:04,439 --> 00:00:07,000 "Metal Health" Alliance benefit 5 00:00:07,076 --> 00:00:08,373 because as stated by 6 00:00:08,444 --> 00:00:09,469 William Murderface, 7 00:00:09,546 --> 00:00:10,478 "they weren't making 8 00:00:10,547 --> 00:00:12,071 any money off of it." 9 00:00:12,149 --> 00:00:13,082 But the real back lash 10 00:00:13,151 --> 00:00:14,083 happened when Murderface, 11 00:00:14,152 --> 00:00:15,779 representing Dethklok appeared 12 00:00:15,853 --> 00:00:16,912 on a popular political 13 00:00:16,989 --> 00:00:18,218 talk show. 14 00:00:18,291 --> 00:00:20,054 Dethklok doesn't owe you 15 00:00:20,126 --> 00:00:22,118 shit pal, or anybody else. 16 00:00:22,196 --> 00:00:23,823 You need me to spell it out 17 00:00:23,898 --> 00:00:26,026 for you fine, I will! 18 00:00:26,101 --> 00:00:27,364 Hey, everybody in 19 00:00:27,437 --> 00:00:29,098 the whole fuckin' world! 20 00:00:29,172 --> 00:00:30,367 We're Dethklok! 21 00:00:30,441 --> 00:00:32,306 And you can just suck our 22 00:00:32,376 --> 00:00:34,777 krillionaire cock! 23 00:00:34,846 --> 00:00:36,075 We can't afford to pay our 24 00:00:36,148 --> 00:00:37,136 mortgages and Dethklok 25 00:00:37,215 --> 00:00:38,444 is laughing at us! 26 00:00:38,517 --> 00:00:39,678 fuck them! 27 00:00:39,753 --> 00:00:41,050 They've gotten too big, 28 00:00:41,121 --> 00:00:42,554 they used to be one of us! 29 00:00:43,591 --> 00:00:44,523 ? Doodily ding dong tick-tock ? 30 00:00:44,592 --> 00:00:45,581 ? Doodily ding dong tick-tock ? 31 00:00:45,660 --> 00:00:46,650 ? Doodily ding dong tick-tock ? 32 00:00:46,729 --> 00:00:48,026 ? Doodily ding dong tick-tock ? 33 00:00:48,098 --> 00:00:49,325 ? Doodily ding dong tick-tock ? 34 00:00:49,398 --> 00:00:51,367 ? Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! 35 00:00:51,434 --> 00:00:52,299 Dethklok! ? 36 00:00:52,370 --> 00:00:54,634 ? I'll...teach you... 37 00:00:54,705 --> 00:00:57,106 to...rock... ? 38 00:00:57,175 --> 00:00:58,403 ? Dethklok, Dethklok ? 39 00:00:58,477 --> 00:00:59,410 ? Skwisgaar Skwigelf, 40 00:00:59,479 --> 00:01:01,004 taller than a tree ? 41 00:01:01,080 --> 00:01:02,012 ? Toki Wartooth, 42 00:01:02,081 --> 00:01:03,549 not a bumblebee ? 43 00:01:03,617 --> 00:01:04,550 ? William Murderface 44 00:01:04,619 --> 00:01:06,280 Murderface Murderface ? 45 00:01:06,354 --> 00:01:07,252 ? Pickles the drummer doodily doo ? 46 00:01:07,322 --> 00:01:09,553 ding dong doodily doodily doo ? 47 00:01:09,625 --> 00:01:12,322 ? Nathan Explosion ? 48 00:01:12,396 --> 00:01:15,332 ? ? 49 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:16,332 Fuck them! 50 00:01:16,401 --> 00:01:17,596 They've gotten too big. 51 00:01:17,668 --> 00:01:19,603 They used to be one of us! 52 00:01:19,671 --> 00:01:20,604 Alright guys, this is 53 00:01:20,673 --> 00:01:21,605 costing us several million 54 00:01:21,674 --> 00:01:23,266 dollars to destroy this report. 55 00:01:23,343 --> 00:01:24,276 I want you to know that, 56 00:01:24,345 --> 00:01:25,277 William. 57 00:01:25,346 --> 00:01:26,278 A lot of stuff that you don't 58 00:01:26,347 --> 00:01:27,280 know about goes into silencing 59 00:01:27,349 --> 00:01:28,281 the media. 60 00:01:28,350 --> 00:01:29,283 First off, we need to make 61 00:01:29,352 --> 00:01:30,283 agreements with all participants 62 00:01:30,352 --> 00:01:31,285 to evict all information 63 00:01:31,354 --> 00:01:32,286 from the record. 64 00:01:32,355 --> 00:01:33,288 That of course includes 65 00:01:33,357 --> 00:01:36,759 rounding up all participants. 66 00:01:36,828 --> 00:01:38,625 What the fuck?! 67 00:01:38,696 --> 00:01:39,721 And of course if there are 68 00:01:39,799 --> 00:01:40,731 any problems 69 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:42,063 we'll have to deal with them. 70 00:01:42,135 --> 00:01:43,066 You can take this waiver 71 00:01:43,136 --> 00:01:44,603 and shove it up your ass! 72 00:01:44,671 --> 00:01:45,604 Let it be known that 73 00:01:45,673 --> 00:01:46,765 the participant is belligerent. 74 00:01:46,841 --> 00:01:47,899 Noted. 75 00:01:47,975 --> 00:01:48,908 Participant slated for mental 76 00:01:48,977 --> 00:01:50,205 reprogramming, 77 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:51,871 facial reconstructive surgery, 78 00:01:51,947 --> 00:01:54,179 and relocation. 79 00:01:54,251 --> 00:01:55,512 [ groaning ] 80 00:01:55,586 --> 00:01:56,518 Well you guys don't need 81 00:01:56,587 --> 00:01:57,520 to know everything that goes 82 00:01:57,589 --> 00:01:58,521 into it. 83 00:01:58,590 --> 00:01:59,522 Just know it's a long, 84 00:01:59,591 --> 00:02:01,287 complicated expensive process. 85 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:03,988 This isn't my face! 86 00:02:05,466 --> 00:02:06,559 This happens every time you, 87 00:02:06,634 --> 00:02:08,261 William, have a media disaster, 88 00:02:08,336 --> 00:02:09,325 which is often. 89 00:02:09,404 --> 00:02:10,337 Why is everybody 90 00:02:10,406 --> 00:02:11,338 blaming me? 91 00:02:11,407 --> 00:02:13,399 You consistently make us 92 00:02:13,477 --> 00:02:14,501 Iook like a bunch of dumb, 93 00:02:14,578 --> 00:02:17,878 rich, sheltered assholes. 94 00:02:18,249 --> 00:02:19,683 We should put's a fuckin' 95 00:02:19,751 --> 00:02:21,480 muzzle on dat guys. 96 00:02:21,553 --> 00:02:22,521 Toki? 97 00:02:22,589 --> 00:02:24,614 Ams you wearings my pants? 98 00:02:24,691 --> 00:02:25,920 What's? Shuts up. 99 00:02:25,993 --> 00:02:26,925 Dammits Murderface! 100 00:02:26,994 --> 00:02:28,552 We puts a muzzle on you asshole! 101 00:02:28,629 --> 00:02:30,063 Boy dids you fuck up! 102 00:02:30,131 --> 00:02:31,063 I would likes my pants back. 103 00:02:31,133 --> 00:02:32,292 fuck you, Toki! 104 00:02:32,367 --> 00:02:33,300 I'll take that shit from 105 00:02:33,369 --> 00:02:34,529 these assholes but not you. 106 00:02:34,604 --> 00:02:35,537 Well regardless Murderface. 107 00:02:35,606 --> 00:02:36,538 Fuck you! 108 00:02:36,607 --> 00:02:37,539 Right. 109 00:02:37,608 --> 00:02:38,541 Furthermore, 110 00:02:38,610 --> 00:02:39,542 due to this backlash 111 00:02:39,611 --> 00:02:40,544 we decided to get closer to the 112 00:02:40,612 --> 00:02:41,544 fans by lifting the world-wide 113 00:02:41,613 --> 00:02:43,206 ban on Dethklok tribute bands. 114 00:02:43,282 --> 00:02:44,215 And, uh, you don't have to 115 00:02:44,284 --> 00:02:45,215 worry about that now. 116 00:02:45,284 --> 00:02:46,217 We'll get to it tomorrow. 117 00:02:46,286 --> 00:02:47,379 My lords your jet to lbiza 118 00:02:47,455 --> 00:02:49,548 awaits. 119 00:02:49,624 --> 00:02:50,556 What the fuck are we going 120 00:02:50,625 --> 00:02:51,558 to lbiza for? 121 00:02:51,627 --> 00:02:52,720 Well it's the location of 122 00:02:52,795 --> 00:02:54,159 the pentuplemint gum company. 123 00:02:54,230 --> 00:02:55,219 You all participated in 124 00:02:55,298 --> 00:02:56,596 a monster European ad campaign 125 00:02:56,667 --> 00:02:58,157 for Pentuplemint gum 126 00:02:58,235 --> 00:02:59,497 and the premiere's tonight. 127 00:02:59,571 --> 00:03:00,765 Yeah, Pentuplemint, 128 00:03:00,839 --> 00:03:01,931 Iike Pentagram. 129 00:03:02,007 --> 00:03:03,168 That's fuck bad-ass. 130 00:03:03,242 --> 00:03:04,174 Right guys? 131 00:03:04,243 --> 00:03:05,438 Yeah, it's totally bad-ass 132 00:03:05,511 --> 00:03:06,672 and brutal. 133 00:03:06,747 --> 00:03:08,773 Pentuplemint gum. 134 00:03:08,850 --> 00:03:11,148 ? [ dance music plays ] ? 135 00:03:11,219 --> 00:03:12,744 this is a pretty metal party. 136 00:03:12,821 --> 00:03:14,083 Yeah! 137 00:03:14,156 --> 00:03:15,088 Hey you get over here. 138 00:03:15,157 --> 00:03:16,090 What are those? 139 00:03:16,159 --> 00:03:17,091 This is a sugar crusted 140 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:18,092 bacon-wrapped chilean sea bass 141 00:03:18,161 --> 00:03:19,094 seared in a platinum pan 142 00:03:19,163 --> 00:03:21,689 just how you like it, sire. 143 00:03:21,767 --> 00:03:24,464 Ohhh! Dear god, that's good. 144 00:03:24,537 --> 00:03:26,300 Oh kick ass, they're gonna 145 00:03:26,372 --> 00:03:27,634 show our bubblegum premiere. 146 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:28,640 Oh brutal! 147 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:29,641 You know Murderface, 148 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:30,642 you might have 149 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:31,644 fuck up some fuck, 150 00:03:31,713 --> 00:03:32,645 but at least this has got 151 00:03:32,714 --> 00:03:34,012 the Dethklok stamp of approval. 152 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:35,014 And it's gonna be fuck 153 00:03:35,084 --> 00:03:36,016 bad-ass! 154 00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:37,018 And it's gonna be 155 00:03:37,087 --> 00:03:40,022 fuck metal! 156 00:03:40,090 --> 00:03:41,023 ? oh when you're 157 00:03:41,092 --> 00:03:42,024 feeling alright ? 158 00:03:42,093 --> 00:03:43,458 ? you know you really gotta ? 159 00:03:43,528 --> 00:03:44,928 ? and it's really times ? 160 00:03:44,997 --> 00:03:46,590 ? to rock and roll! ? 161 00:03:46,666 --> 00:03:48,099 ? super squares are 162 00:03:48,168 --> 00:03:49,466 the magical thing ? 163 00:03:49,537 --> 00:03:50,936 ? it's a hob nobby dildo 164 00:03:51,005 --> 00:03:52,563 that's shaking a tree ? 165 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:54,233 ? i'm talking pentuplemint 166 00:03:54,309 --> 00:03:55,241 spearmint gum ? 167 00:03:55,310 --> 00:03:57,006 ? i'm talking pentuplemint 168 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:58,138 spearmint gum ? 169 00:03:58,215 --> 00:03:59,875 ? i'm talking pentuplemint 170 00:03:59,950 --> 00:04:03,751 spearmint gum ? 171 00:04:03,822 --> 00:04:06,257 fuck seriously chewy. 172 00:04:06,325 --> 00:04:09,727 [silent crowd] 173 00:04:09,796 --> 00:04:11,628 oohhh. 174 00:04:11,699 --> 00:04:13,166 That was not very good. 175 00:04:13,234 --> 00:04:14,827 Hey, you're Nathan Explosion 176 00:04:14,903 --> 00:04:15,892 right? 177 00:04:15,971 --> 00:04:17,165 Uh, yeah. 178 00:04:17,239 --> 00:04:18,172 Get away from me. 179 00:04:18,241 --> 00:04:19,230 I just want to say I think 180 00:04:19,309 --> 00:04:20,298 you're a real sell-out 181 00:04:20,377 --> 00:04:21,310 and I ain't buying no more 182 00:04:21,379 --> 00:04:22,311 of your records. 183 00:04:22,380 --> 00:04:23,313 Take this fuck head. 184 00:04:23,382 --> 00:04:24,313 fuck you. 185 00:04:24,382 --> 00:04:26,248 Pentuplemint gum's fuck lame! 186 00:04:26,318 --> 00:04:27,251 You should know that. 187 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:28,378 Dude it's okay! 188 00:04:28,454 --> 00:04:29,614 It's a European ad! 189 00:04:29,689 --> 00:04:30,622 Come back! 190 00:04:30,691 --> 00:04:31,749 It's a Europeans ads. 191 00:04:31,825 --> 00:04:33,656 It doesn't make a difference! 192 00:04:33,728 --> 00:04:34,660 I thought it didn't makes 193 00:04:34,729 --> 00:04:35,662 a difference! 194 00:04:35,731 --> 00:04:38,700 Uh, apparently it does. 195 00:04:38,768 --> 00:04:40,760 fuck. 196 00:04:40,837 --> 00:04:41,769 I think that fuck kid 197 00:04:41,838 --> 00:04:42,931 was right. 198 00:04:43,007 --> 00:04:44,133 What are we doing? 199 00:04:44,208 --> 00:04:45,800 Selling gum in Europe? 200 00:04:45,877 --> 00:04:46,810 There's nothing brutal 201 00:04:46,879 --> 00:04:48,040 about that. 202 00:04:48,114 --> 00:04:49,046 We wouldn't have done that 203 00:04:49,114 --> 00:04:50,514 when we started out. 204 00:04:50,583 --> 00:04:51,608 It's not just Murderface, 205 00:04:51,686 --> 00:04:53,313 it's us. 206 00:04:53,387 --> 00:04:54,354 Maybe we should just get used 207 00:04:54,422 --> 00:04:55,788 to being sell-outs. 208 00:04:55,857 --> 00:04:57,518 We're totally out of touch. 209 00:04:57,592 --> 00:04:59,959 You know right? 210 00:05:00,029 --> 00:05:01,587 Right super model 211 00:05:01,664 --> 00:05:03,292 that I just fuck'd? 212 00:05:04,069 --> 00:05:05,058 Cfo: welcome back everyone. 213 00:05:05,136 --> 00:05:06,103 You look a little tired, 214 00:05:06,171 --> 00:05:07,229 a little hung over. 215 00:05:07,305 --> 00:05:08,739 Let's get right into this. 216 00:05:08,808 --> 00:05:09,741 Since the lifting of the 217 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:10,741 worldwide ban on Dethklok 218 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:11,743 tribute bands, there has been 219 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:12,744 an explosion all around 220 00:05:12,814 --> 00:05:13,746 the globe. 221 00:05:13,815 --> 00:05:14,804 As per the terms of the vote, 222 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:15,814 Dethklok retains the right 223 00:05:15,883 --> 00:05:17,112 of approval or disapproval of 224 00:05:17,186 --> 00:05:18,118 each band. 225 00:05:18,187 --> 00:05:19,119 Let's begin. 226 00:05:19,188 --> 00:05:20,417 First, from Boulder, Colorado, 227 00:05:20,490 --> 00:05:21,479 Smoothklok, who perform 228 00:05:21,558 --> 00:05:22,820 smooth jazz versions of 229 00:05:22,892 --> 00:05:23,825 Dethklok songs. 230 00:05:23,894 --> 00:05:24,826 SKWlSGAAR: Yeah that's ams 231 00:05:24,895 --> 00:05:25,828 pretty crappsy. 232 00:05:25,897 --> 00:05:26,828 TOKl: Gots to admits 233 00:05:26,897 --> 00:05:27,830 it's brutal though. 234 00:05:27,899 --> 00:05:28,832 NATHAN: Brutal as in, like, 235 00:05:28,901 --> 00:05:29,833 what if I had to listen 236 00:05:29,902 --> 00:05:30,834 to this shit. 237 00:05:30,903 --> 00:05:31,835 CFO: This is Ladyklok, an 238 00:05:31,904 --> 00:05:32,837 all-female tribute to Dethklok. 239 00:05:32,906 --> 00:05:33,838 ALL: Nooo. 240 00:05:33,907 --> 00:05:34,839 MURDERFACE: Women are 241 00:05:34,908 --> 00:05:36,399 physically incapable of 242 00:05:36,478 --> 00:05:38,037 achieving brutality. 243 00:05:38,114 --> 00:05:39,137 It's just a cruel fact 244 00:05:39,214 --> 00:05:40,147 of nature. 245 00:05:40,216 --> 00:05:41,241 That Lady Pickles is pretty 246 00:05:41,318 --> 00:05:42,250 cute though. 247 00:05:42,319 --> 00:05:43,911 That's kind of creepy. 248 00:05:43,987 --> 00:05:44,920 No it isn't. 249 00:05:44,989 --> 00:05:46,149 She does have pretty eyes. 250 00:05:46,224 --> 00:05:48,158 From Korea, Dethkrok. 251 00:05:48,226 --> 00:05:49,194 No. 252 00:05:49,261 --> 00:05:50,422 The Barbarklok Quintet. 253 00:05:50,497 --> 00:05:51,964 No. 254 00:05:52,031 --> 00:05:52,963 Christklok. 255 00:05:53,032 --> 00:05:53,965 Uhh. 256 00:05:54,034 --> 00:05:54,966 Thunderhorse. 257 00:05:55,035 --> 00:05:55,967 Noo. 258 00:05:56,036 --> 00:05:56,968 Yes. 259 00:05:57,037 --> 00:05:58,403 Sorry Toki? Did I hear a yes? 260 00:05:58,473 --> 00:05:59,532 I likes 'em. Next band. 261 00:05:59,608 --> 00:06:00,540 Wait a minute. 262 00:06:00,609 --> 00:06:01,599 Are you kiddings Toki? 263 00:06:01,677 --> 00:06:02,610 Look at them guys. 264 00:06:02,679 --> 00:06:03,611 I thinks they're pretty cool. 265 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:04,612 Wait a minute! 266 00:06:04,681 --> 00:06:05,613 No that's pretty cool. 267 00:06:05,682 --> 00:06:06,615 Let's move on. 268 00:06:06,684 --> 00:06:07,616 Wait! Stop the video!! 269 00:06:07,685 --> 00:06:09,175 Zoom in. 270 00:06:09,254 --> 00:06:11,382 Closer. 271 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:12,981 To the right. 272 00:06:13,058 --> 00:06:13,991 Right there. 273 00:06:14,060 --> 00:06:14,993 That's Toki. 274 00:06:15,062 --> 00:06:15,994 MURDERFACE: It is! 275 00:06:16,063 --> 00:06:16,995 Holy shit. 276 00:06:17,064 --> 00:06:17,996 You're in a tribute band 277 00:06:18,065 --> 00:06:19,727 paying tribute to yourself? 278 00:06:19,802 --> 00:06:20,894 That's like jacking off to 279 00:06:20,969 --> 00:06:22,597 a picture of yourself online. 280 00:06:22,672 --> 00:06:23,604 Which I've done. 281 00:06:23,673 --> 00:06:24,697 Of course I'm not's paying 282 00:06:24,774 --> 00:06:25,707 tribute to myself. 283 00:06:25,776 --> 00:06:27,904 In Thunderhorse, I'm Skwisgaar. 284 00:06:27,979 --> 00:06:29,344 Dats why my pants and shirts 285 00:06:29,414 --> 00:06:30,642 keep disappearing! 286 00:06:30,715 --> 00:06:32,479 Dats fuckin' weird dudes. 287 00:06:32,552 --> 00:06:33,484 Well, we're really good. 288 00:06:33,553 --> 00:06:35,488 We plays every Thursday night. 289 00:06:35,556 --> 00:06:36,751 Wait a minute! 290 00:06:36,825 --> 00:06:37,756 Thursday night? 291 00:06:37,825 --> 00:06:38,758 That's impossible! 292 00:06:38,827 --> 00:06:39,759 You have astronaut class 293 00:06:39,828 --> 00:06:40,761 on Thursday night. 294 00:06:40,830 --> 00:06:42,730 Astronaut class is a lie?!! 295 00:06:42,798 --> 00:06:43,731 I've been telling everybody 296 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:44,732 that you're going to be 297 00:06:44,801 --> 00:06:45,733 an astronaut. 298 00:06:45,802 --> 00:06:47,236 Now you're making me look 299 00:06:47,305 --> 00:06:48,237 Iike an asshole! 300 00:06:48,306 --> 00:06:49,239 Now waits, waits! 301 00:06:49,308 --> 00:06:50,239 Give us a chance. 302 00:06:50,308 --> 00:06:51,241 Come sees us play! 303 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:53,574 Uhhh, I don't know. 304 00:06:53,645 --> 00:06:54,578 Wait a minute. 305 00:06:54,647 --> 00:06:56,206 Tribute band, crappy club, 306 00:06:56,283 --> 00:06:59,184 real people... 307 00:06:59,253 --> 00:07:00,983 Maybe we should go. 308 00:07:01,724 --> 00:07:02,655 Wow. 309 00:07:02,724 --> 00:07:03,953 What a shit hole. 310 00:07:04,026 --> 00:07:04,959 Look at that stage. 311 00:07:05,028 --> 00:07:06,221 It's fuckin' tiny! 312 00:07:06,295 --> 00:07:07,320 PlCKLES: Oh, wait no dude, 313 00:07:07,397 --> 00:07:08,831 it's just an optical illusion. 314 00:07:08,900 --> 00:07:09,958 It just looks small because 315 00:07:10,034 --> 00:07:11,092 it's real far away. 316 00:07:11,169 --> 00:07:12,137 Check it out -- I'll walk 317 00:07:12,204 --> 00:07:13,968 all the way over to it. 318 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:16,235 Holy shit, it's tiny! 319 00:07:16,309 --> 00:07:17,242 Hey uh, I'm Jimmy Palamino, 320 00:07:17,311 --> 00:07:18,243 uh Palamino Tribute band 321 00:07:18,312 --> 00:07:19,244 Emporium. 322 00:07:19,313 --> 00:07:20,245 Your home to the best, 323 00:07:20,314 --> 00:07:21,247 to the next best thing 324 00:07:21,316 --> 00:07:22,248 to the best. 325 00:07:22,317 --> 00:07:23,249 It's my pleasure to welcome to 326 00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:25,480 the stage Norman Blowup, 327 00:07:25,555 --> 00:07:26,749 Pockles the Drummer, 328 00:07:26,823 --> 00:07:28,291 Tooki Wolfpaint, 329 00:07:28,359 --> 00:07:29,850 Billy Butterface 330 00:07:29,928 --> 00:07:32,988 and Skwisgaar Skwigelf. 331 00:07:33,064 --> 00:07:34,999 Didn'ts even change my name? 332 00:07:35,067 --> 00:07:36,227 Ladies and gentlemen, 333 00:07:36,302 --> 00:07:37,600 Thunderhorse! 334 00:07:37,671 --> 00:07:38,604 Hey guys, are you ready 335 00:07:38,673 --> 00:07:40,698 to get brutal? 336 00:07:40,775 --> 00:07:46,716 ? ? 337 00:07:57,463 --> 00:07:58,396 Toki! 338 00:07:58,465 --> 00:07:59,864 You gotta let us into your band. 339 00:07:59,934 --> 00:08:00,866 I agrees. 340 00:08:00,935 --> 00:08:01,925 I think this is just what 341 00:08:02,003 --> 00:08:02,935 we needs. 342 00:08:03,004 --> 00:08:03,936 But we already gots a you. 343 00:08:04,005 --> 00:08:04,937 Me. 344 00:08:05,006 --> 00:08:05,939 Well fines then. 345 00:08:06,008 --> 00:08:07,067 I'll be you. 346 00:08:07,144 --> 00:08:08,303 A much betters you. 347 00:08:08,377 --> 00:08:09,367 It'll be perfect! 348 00:08:09,446 --> 00:08:10,971 We'll be regular jackoffs! 349 00:08:11,049 --> 00:08:12,038 No one will even know it's us 350 00:08:12,116 --> 00:08:13,447 if we're in our own tribute 351 00:08:13,518 --> 00:08:14,451 group! 352 00:08:14,520 --> 00:08:15,509 You all want to join 353 00:08:15,587 --> 00:08:16,611 Thunderhorse? 354 00:08:16,689 --> 00:08:17,952 Yes. We do. 355 00:08:18,024 --> 00:08:18,956 We're going to take a break 356 00:08:19,025 --> 00:08:20,118 from the fuckin' disgusting 357 00:08:20,194 --> 00:08:21,525 asshole rich life. 358 00:08:21,595 --> 00:08:22,527 And what better way to do that 359 00:08:22,596 --> 00:08:23,689 than by joining a tribute band 360 00:08:23,765 --> 00:08:24,697 to the greatest band 361 00:08:24,766 --> 00:08:26,324 in the world. 362 00:08:26,401 --> 00:08:27,391 Dethklok! 363 00:08:27,904 --> 00:08:29,235 But Nathan's we can't kicks 364 00:08:29,305 --> 00:08:30,364 everyones out of de bands! 365 00:08:30,441 --> 00:08:32,034 It's their tribute band! 366 00:08:32,110 --> 00:08:33,371 fuck that, watch this. 367 00:08:33,444 --> 00:08:34,969 Hey you guys, fuckin' scram. 368 00:08:35,046 --> 00:08:36,014 Bye bye. 369 00:08:36,082 --> 00:08:38,050 Fired. 370 00:08:38,117 --> 00:08:39,050 You don't have to go home 371 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:40,416 but you can't stay here. 372 00:08:40,487 --> 00:08:42,854 Bye bye. 373 00:08:42,924 --> 00:08:44,050 Uhhhh, 374 00:08:44,125 --> 00:08:45,058 they're not getting it. 375 00:08:45,127 --> 00:08:46,287 Look guys, we're only 376 00:08:46,362 --> 00:08:47,420 thinking about what's best 377 00:08:47,496 --> 00:08:50,432 for Thunderhorse here. 378 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:51,490 Alright how 'bout this. 379 00:08:51,569 --> 00:08:52,501 You guys got about five seconds 380 00:08:52,570 --> 00:08:53,503 to get out of here then 381 00:08:53,572 --> 00:08:54,503 the beatings begin. 382 00:08:54,572 --> 00:08:55,505 5... 383 00:08:55,574 --> 00:08:56,667 get out, scram.... 384 00:08:56,743 --> 00:08:57,732 4,3..... 385 00:08:57,810 --> 00:08:59,334 even me? 386 00:08:59,412 --> 00:09:00,971 No, no no. You're special. 387 00:09:01,048 --> 00:09:02,709 We need you. Just kidding. 388 00:09:02,783 --> 00:09:04,376 Yes, you too, pug nose. 389 00:09:04,452 --> 00:09:05,384 Scramarooney. 390 00:09:05,453 --> 00:09:06,385 On through that door. 391 00:09:06,454 --> 00:09:07,387 Go on. 392 00:09:07,456 --> 00:09:08,855 Get out of here! 393 00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:10,153 Gentlemen, we are faced with 394 00:09:10,227 --> 00:09:12,024 a volatile situation. 395 00:09:12,095 --> 00:09:13,188 Dethklok has deliberately 396 00:09:13,264 --> 00:09:14,697 stepped down from celebrity 397 00:09:14,766 --> 00:09:16,063 status in an attempt 398 00:09:16,134 --> 00:09:18,865 to meld into normal society. 399 00:09:18,937 --> 00:09:20,098 If this type of behavior 400 00:09:20,173 --> 00:09:21,265 spread to the greater 401 00:09:21,341 --> 00:09:23,275 celebrity world, the effects 402 00:09:23,344 --> 00:09:25,176 could be devastating. 403 00:09:25,247 --> 00:09:26,441 We have a celebrity 404 00:09:26,515 --> 00:09:28,346 specialist to tell us more. 405 00:09:28,417 --> 00:09:29,749 Gentlemen, once a mortal 406 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:30,980 becomes a celebrity, 407 00:09:31,054 --> 00:09:32,613 their credibility is constantly 408 00:09:32,689 --> 00:09:35,283 challenged by regular jackoffs. 409 00:09:35,359 --> 00:09:36,327 This of course 410 00:09:36,394 --> 00:09:37,383 sends them in search of their 411 00:09:37,462 --> 00:09:39,454 innocence and former naivete. 412 00:09:39,532 --> 00:09:40,499 When these celebrities 413 00:09:40,566 --> 00:09:41,761 realize they can no longer be 414 00:09:41,835 --> 00:09:42,824 who they were they become 415 00:09:42,904 --> 00:09:44,804 despondent self-hating zombies 416 00:09:44,872 --> 00:09:46,305 and flee from the public. 417 00:09:46,374 --> 00:09:47,342 If Dethklok withdrawals the 418 00:09:47,409 --> 00:09:49,104 consequences will be abominable. 419 00:09:49,178 --> 00:09:50,111 The economy would begin 420 00:09:50,180 --> 00:09:51,374 to fall upon itself and world 421 00:09:51,448 --> 00:09:52,813 relations would crumble. 422 00:09:52,882 --> 00:09:54,009 We all die. 423 00:09:54,085 --> 00:09:55,417 Good god. 424 00:09:55,487 --> 00:09:56,851 Our worst nightmare. 425 00:09:56,921 --> 00:09:57,854 Exactly. 426 00:09:57,923 --> 00:09:58,982 What can we do? 427 00:09:59,058 --> 00:10:00,319 Right now, nothing. 428 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:01,553 We can only pray that 429 00:10:01,627 --> 00:10:02,993 by some miracle, 430 00:10:03,063 --> 00:10:05,293 Dethklok comes to their senses. 431 00:10:09,572 --> 00:10:10,504 Thank you! 432 00:10:10,573 --> 00:10:11,506 We are Thunderhorse, a tribute 433 00:10:11,575 --> 00:10:12,506 to the greatest band in the 434 00:10:12,575 --> 00:10:13,565 world -- Dethklok. 435 00:10:13,643 --> 00:10:15,976 Good night! 436 00:10:16,047 --> 00:10:16,979 Man can you believe this? 437 00:10:17,048 --> 00:10:17,980 I mean, this is what we were 438 00:10:18,049 --> 00:10:19,347 talking about not too long ago. 439 00:10:19,418 --> 00:10:20,942 This fuckin' lifestyle, 440 00:10:21,019 --> 00:10:22,282 five sweaty dudes 441 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:23,983 in a shitty little room. 442 00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:25,046 No bull shit, 443 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,320 fancy caterings 444 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:27,691 and top-shelf booze... 445 00:10:27,762 --> 00:10:29,024 yeah, and no wide screen tvs 446 00:10:29,097 --> 00:10:30,155 to throw our empty 447 00:10:30,232 --> 00:10:31,791 champagne bottles through. 448 00:10:31,868 --> 00:10:32,927 Hey, nice job, guys. 449 00:10:33,003 --> 00:10:33,934 You almost sound like 450 00:10:34,003 --> 00:10:34,936 the real thing. 451 00:10:35,005 --> 00:10:35,937 Anyway, here's a few 452 00:10:36,006 --> 00:10:36,939 beer tickets. On the house. 453 00:10:37,008 --> 00:10:37,940 Beer tickets? 454 00:10:38,009 --> 00:10:38,941 I think he said, 455 00:10:39,010 --> 00:10:39,943 "beer tickets." 456 00:10:40,012 --> 00:10:40,944 beer tickets? 457 00:10:41,013 --> 00:10:41,945 I don't know what that is. 458 00:10:42,014 --> 00:10:42,946 Well these are good for any 459 00:10:43,015 --> 00:10:43,948 of the cheap domestics. 460 00:10:44,017 --> 00:10:44,949 Yeah, let's try your little 461 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:46,542 theory out, shit head. 462 00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:47,883 You do it, I'm not doing it. 463 00:10:47,955 --> 00:10:48,923 I'll do it, I don't care. 464 00:10:48,991 --> 00:10:49,922 Yeah do it Pickles, 465 00:10:49,991 --> 00:10:51,823 see what happens! 466 00:10:51,894 --> 00:10:53,055 Stand and wait for him. 467 00:10:53,129 --> 00:10:54,687 Go. Go go, go go go. 468 00:10:54,764 --> 00:10:56,027 Uhh, I have a beer ticket 469 00:10:56,100 --> 00:10:57,466 for one beer please. 470 00:10:57,536 --> 00:10:58,627 What is he doing? 471 00:10:58,702 --> 00:10:59,635 What happened? 472 00:10:59,704 --> 00:11:01,434 Guys! It's a beer! 473 00:11:01,507 --> 00:11:02,473 You mean that that things 474 00:11:02,541 --> 00:11:04,305 he gaves you ams likes little 475 00:11:04,377 --> 00:11:06,505 monies what ams only for beers? 476 00:11:06,580 --> 00:11:07,911 How come Dethklok never got 477 00:11:07,981 --> 00:11:08,914 beer tickets before? 478 00:11:08,983 --> 00:11:09,916 Yeah what the hell? 479 00:11:09,985 --> 00:11:10,916 Okay, this is bullshit 480 00:11:10,985 --> 00:11:11,918 all right? 481 00:11:11,987 --> 00:11:12,919 All we ever get is 482 00:11:12,988 --> 00:11:13,921 all the booze we can drink. 483 00:11:13,990 --> 00:11:15,685 We never get beer tickets. 484 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,159 Hey uh, excuse me? 485 00:11:17,228 --> 00:11:18,354 Are you Norman Blowup? 486 00:11:18,429 --> 00:11:20,796 Uh, yeah. That's who I am. 487 00:11:20,866 --> 00:11:21,798 I'm heading up the Pontiac 488 00:11:21,867 --> 00:11:22,800 Michigan Metal Health 489 00:11:22,869 --> 00:11:24,393 Alliance Benefit and would love 490 00:11:24,470 --> 00:11:25,801 for you guys to play it. 491 00:11:25,872 --> 00:11:26,897 Uh lady. 492 00:11:26,974 --> 00:11:27,906 I don't think so. 493 00:11:27,975 --> 00:11:29,101 We don't do that kind of thing. 494 00:11:29,176 --> 00:11:30,166 Wait, guys. 495 00:11:30,245 --> 00:11:31,269 Dethklok would never do 496 00:11:31,346 --> 00:11:32,574 something like this, but 497 00:11:32,647 --> 00:11:33,580 Thunderhorse would. 498 00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:34,581 We'll do it. 499 00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:35,582 Thunderhorse is going 500 00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:36,584 to be there. 501 00:11:36,653 --> 00:11:37,585 Yeah you can count on them. 502 00:11:37,654 --> 00:11:38,587 I know of a party at this 503 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:39,644 dude's house, and I think 504 00:11:39,723 --> 00:11:40,656 his parents are out of town. 505 00:11:40,725 --> 00:11:41,657 Will there be people there 506 00:11:41,726 --> 00:11:42,659 we can get in touch with our 507 00:11:42,728 --> 00:11:44,218 roots with, like ugly chicks? 508 00:11:44,296 --> 00:11:45,228 Probably. 509 00:11:45,297 --> 00:11:47,163 We're going. 510 00:11:47,235 --> 00:11:48,166 This is it, guys. 511 00:11:48,235 --> 00:11:49,168 Hanging out with regular 512 00:11:49,237 --> 00:11:50,397 jackoffs. 513 00:11:50,471 --> 00:11:51,404 I feel like we're finally 514 00:11:51,473 --> 00:11:52,404 getting in touch with 515 00:11:52,473 --> 00:11:53,463 our fuckin' roots -- 516 00:11:53,542 --> 00:11:55,272 and fuck guys, that's 517 00:11:55,345 --> 00:11:56,437 pretty fuckin' awesome. 518 00:11:56,512 --> 00:11:59,038 [ loud rumble ] 519 00:11:59,116 --> 00:12:00,310 I think that's my stomach. 520 00:12:00,384 --> 00:12:01,443 [ rumble ] 521 00:12:01,519 --> 00:12:02,986 I think that's me maybe. 522 00:12:03,054 --> 00:12:05,080 [ rumbling continues ] 523 00:12:05,157 --> 00:12:06,089 Wait. 524 00:12:06,158 --> 00:12:07,319 When was the last time we ate? 525 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:08,326 I don't know. 526 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,327 We usually get fed by our 527 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,329 servants. 528 00:12:10,398 --> 00:12:11,330 But, they aren't here. 529 00:12:11,399 --> 00:12:12,332 Right they ring that bell 530 00:12:12,401 --> 00:12:13,367 and then we know 531 00:12:13,434 --> 00:12:14,732 we're supposed to eat. 532 00:12:14,803 --> 00:12:15,896 I don't remembers no ones 533 00:12:15,972 --> 00:12:16,938 ringing no bells, 534 00:12:17,006 --> 00:12:18,338 so that's means it's been days 535 00:12:18,408 --> 00:12:19,467 since we ates. 536 00:12:19,543 --> 00:12:20,908 Guys, I think we're starving. 537 00:12:20,978 --> 00:12:22,070 I remember this. 538 00:12:22,146 --> 00:12:23,739 Does we gots any monies? 539 00:12:23,815 --> 00:12:24,748 Nope. 540 00:12:24,817 --> 00:12:25,805 We got those beer tickets. 541 00:12:25,884 --> 00:12:26,817 That's all. 542 00:12:26,886 --> 00:12:27,818 Well how the fuck are we 543 00:12:27,887 --> 00:12:29,150 gonna eat then?! 544 00:12:29,223 --> 00:12:30,155 I got it. 545 00:12:30,224 --> 00:12:31,156 We're hungry. 546 00:12:31,225 --> 00:12:32,488 I'm going to get us a gig. 547 00:12:34,896 --> 00:12:35,829 So you know, this gig 548 00:12:35,898 --> 00:12:37,889 here doesn't pay but, you know, 549 00:12:37,967 --> 00:12:39,060 when you're done you can have 550 00:12:39,136 --> 00:12:41,071 all the spaghetti you want. 551 00:12:41,139 --> 00:12:42,070 Dats fine. 552 00:12:42,139 --> 00:12:43,072 Probably what we'd use our 553 00:12:43,141 --> 00:12:44,541 money on anyway: spaghetti. 554 00:12:44,610 --> 00:12:45,542 Yeah spaghetti. 555 00:12:45,611 --> 00:12:46,600 Cut out the middleman. 556 00:12:46,679 --> 00:12:47,942 So uhhh, I'm not seeing any 557 00:12:48,014 --> 00:12:49,573 Ioad-in team. 558 00:12:49,650 --> 00:12:50,946 Can you page them or whatever 559 00:12:51,017 --> 00:12:51,985 and tell them to load us in? 560 00:12:52,053 --> 00:12:52,986 I'm started to get worried 561 00:12:53,055 --> 00:12:54,022 about time here. 562 00:12:54,089 --> 00:12:55,249 Oh, no no no no. 563 00:12:55,324 --> 00:12:56,622 There's no load-in team. 564 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:57,682 You guys are gonna have 565 00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:00,855 to set up your own gear. 566 00:13:08,541 --> 00:13:09,474 Alright. 567 00:13:09,543 --> 00:13:10,669 We're done loading in gear. 568 00:13:10,744 --> 00:13:11,711 Murderface, you haven't even 569 00:13:11,778 --> 00:13:13,212 Ioaded your gear in yet. 570 00:13:13,281 --> 00:13:14,306 I'm not loading it. 571 00:13:14,383 --> 00:13:15,815 I don't do that. 572 00:13:15,883 --> 00:13:16,908 Dude, everyone loads in their 573 00:13:16,985 --> 00:13:17,918 own stuff. 574 00:13:17,987 --> 00:13:18,919 It's the rules! 575 00:13:18,988 --> 00:13:20,250 Oh like it matters. 576 00:13:20,323 --> 00:13:21,882 I'll just fuckin' pretend play. 577 00:13:21,959 --> 00:13:23,824 It won't be the first time. 578 00:13:23,894 --> 00:13:24,919 What? 579 00:13:24,996 --> 00:13:26,020 Nothin! 580 00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:27,031 It won't be the first time 581 00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:28,567 you pretend played? 582 00:13:28,634 --> 00:13:29,566 Well that's good. 583 00:13:29,635 --> 00:13:30,796 That's good to know. 584 00:13:31,871 --> 00:13:37,334 ? ? 585 00:13:37,413 --> 00:13:43,251 ? [ indistinct ] ? 586 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:55,270 ? [ music continues ] ? 587 00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:17,398 ? ? 588 00:14:23,339 --> 00:14:24,773 [ people groaning ] 589 00:14:24,842 --> 00:14:26,309 Great. 590 00:14:26,377 --> 00:14:28,403 The spaghetti is ruined. 591 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:29,674 We'll at least we got the gig 592 00:14:29,748 --> 00:14:31,376 tonight at Palaminos. 593 00:14:31,451 --> 00:14:32,383 We'll just make sure to not 594 00:14:32,453 --> 00:14:34,079 get paid in beer ticket money, 595 00:14:34,153 --> 00:14:36,055 but actual money. 596 00:14:39,260 --> 00:14:41,321 Thank you! Good night! 597 00:14:41,398 --> 00:14:42,523 Whoa, that's the smallest 598 00:14:42,598 --> 00:14:44,226 audience we've ever played. 599 00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:45,564 You guys must've forgotten 600 00:14:45,636 --> 00:14:47,126 to flyer. 601 00:14:47,205 --> 00:14:48,137 Flyering? 602 00:14:48,206 --> 00:14:49,538 Am I from outer space? 603 00:14:49,608 --> 00:14:51,200 What's flyering? 604 00:14:51,276 --> 00:14:52,209 We have to print out some 605 00:14:52,278 --> 00:14:53,210 advertisements, 606 00:14:53,279 --> 00:14:55,406 write the information on there, 607 00:14:55,482 --> 00:14:57,280 pass them out to people. 608 00:14:57,352 --> 00:14:59,377 Boom! Everyone's here. 609 00:14:59,454 --> 00:15:01,685 We'll be turning people away. 610 00:15:01,757 --> 00:15:03,281 [ rumbling ] 611 00:15:03,359 --> 00:15:04,952 Looks like Dethklok's 612 00:15:05,028 --> 00:15:06,086 stirring up things again! 613 00:15:06,163 --> 00:15:07,391 The Pentuplemint Gum Company was 614 00:15:07,464 --> 00:15:08,898 attacked earlier today by angry 615 00:15:08,967 --> 00:15:10,367 Dethklok fans for 616 00:15:10,436 --> 00:15:11,562 "exploiting" the band. 617 00:15:11,637 --> 00:15:12,865 The destruction cost the company 618 00:15:12,938 --> 00:15:14,600 nearly 1 2 million in repairs 619 00:15:14,674 --> 00:15:16,335 but who's really at fault here? 620 00:15:16,409 --> 00:15:17,377 And where's Dethklok to 621 00:15:17,445 --> 00:15:18,640 answer these questions? 622 00:15:18,714 --> 00:15:19,737 Looks like it's a good time 623 00:15:19,814 --> 00:15:21,248 to not be in Dethklok. 624 00:15:21,316 --> 00:15:22,249 In related news, 625 00:15:22,318 --> 00:15:23,250 the struggling Dethklok 626 00:15:23,319 --> 00:15:24,411 tribute band, Thunderhorse, has 627 00:15:24,487 --> 00:15:25,613 been signed to headline 628 00:15:25,688 --> 00:15:26,621 the Metal Health Alliance 629 00:15:26,690 --> 00:15:27,622 benefit. 630 00:15:27,691 --> 00:15:29,489 Big deal! Who cares! 631 00:15:29,561 --> 00:15:31,462 Sloppy seconds anyone? 632 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:32,827 Hmm. 633 00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:33,831 Guys we don't have a lot of 634 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:34,833 money, 635 00:15:34,902 --> 00:15:35,833 so we're not going to get that 636 00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:36,835 many flyers. 637 00:15:36,904 --> 00:15:37,836 So we gotta place them very 638 00:15:37,905 --> 00:15:39,498 strategically, all right? 639 00:15:39,574 --> 00:15:40,541 We got to place them really, 640 00:15:40,608 --> 00:15:42,201 really strategically. 641 00:15:42,278 --> 00:15:43,210 Next. 642 00:15:43,279 --> 00:15:44,371 Oh look at you guys. 643 00:15:44,446 --> 00:15:45,607 You're a band. 644 00:15:45,682 --> 00:15:48,378 That's real exciting. 645 00:15:48,451 --> 00:15:49,419 Making flyers so 646 00:15:49,487 --> 00:15:51,388 you can get big and famous? 647 00:15:51,456 --> 00:15:52,889 Ugh, yeah. 648 00:15:52,958 --> 00:15:54,324 We'd like to make flyers. 649 00:15:54,394 --> 00:15:55,326 What's your band called? 650 00:15:55,395 --> 00:15:56,454 Hey we're called uh, Thun- 651 00:15:56,529 --> 00:15:57,895 never heard of you. 652 00:15:57,965 --> 00:15:58,954 Surprise! 653 00:15:59,033 --> 00:16:00,194 Dats why we ams gettings 654 00:16:00,268 --> 00:16:01,997 flyers, so peoples knows whats 655 00:16:02,070 --> 00:16:03,002 who we are. 656 00:16:03,072 --> 00:16:04,198 And then you'll be a big rock 657 00:16:04,273 --> 00:16:05,865 and roll star!!! 658 00:16:05,942 --> 00:16:07,774 Wowie! 659 00:16:07,844 --> 00:16:09,835 Another band. 660 00:16:09,913 --> 00:16:11,347 If I wasn't so lethargic from 661 00:16:11,416 --> 00:16:13,179 from hunger l'd, uh, 662 00:16:13,251 --> 00:16:15,083 kick your ass and... 663 00:16:15,154 --> 00:16:16,554 make copies of it here. 664 00:16:16,623 --> 00:16:17,851 Copy. 665 00:16:19,961 --> 00:16:20,894 That's my stomach, 666 00:16:20,963 --> 00:16:22,190 making that sound. 667 00:16:22,263 --> 00:16:23,196 Uhhhh. 668 00:16:23,265 --> 00:16:24,197 Why are we here? 669 00:16:24,266 --> 00:16:25,199 Why do we have 670 00:16:25,268 --> 00:16:26,200 this stack of paper? 671 00:16:26,269 --> 00:16:27,896 Passing out flyers. 672 00:16:27,972 --> 00:16:29,303 Right. Fuck. 673 00:16:29,373 --> 00:16:30,772 Why am I so fuckin' tired? 674 00:16:30,841 --> 00:16:31,809 I mean I know I'm hungry, 675 00:16:31,876 --> 00:16:33,002 but why am I so hungry? 676 00:16:33,078 --> 00:16:34,010 I know why. 677 00:16:34,079 --> 00:16:35,877 We haven't eaten. 678 00:16:35,948 --> 00:16:37,541 We haven't had a good night 679 00:16:37,618 --> 00:16:38,549 of sleep. 680 00:16:38,619 --> 00:16:40,052 Well our sleeping situation 681 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,053 could be better. 682 00:16:41,122 --> 00:16:44,217 [ Skwisgaar moans ] 683 00:16:44,293 --> 00:16:48,321 Moves your arm. 684 00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:51,800 Does you likes that? 685 00:16:51,869 --> 00:16:54,566 Does you likes that? 686 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:57,303 Lets me knows if I tickles you. 687 00:16:57,377 --> 00:16:59,743 [ rumbling ] 688 00:16:59,812 --> 00:17:01,714 Sorry that's my stomach. 689 00:17:01,783 --> 00:17:02,874 So yeah. 690 00:17:02,950 --> 00:17:04,350 We have a hundred flyers here, 691 00:17:04,419 --> 00:17:05,444 that's it. 692 00:17:05,521 --> 00:17:06,783 We need them to go out to 693 00:17:06,856 --> 00:17:08,984 people who will come to a show. 694 00:17:09,059 --> 00:17:10,287 Do not fuck this up, 695 00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,352 Murderface. 696 00:17:32,423 --> 00:17:33,755 And with the real Dethklok on 697 00:17:33,825 --> 00:17:35,487 indefinite hiatus, tonight's 698 00:17:35,561 --> 00:17:36,584 benefit is being touted 699 00:17:36,661 --> 00:17:38,493 as the local event of the year. 700 00:17:38,564 --> 00:17:39,657 And it features the band that 701 00:17:39,733 --> 00:17:41,462 sounds almost just like Dethklok 702 00:17:41,535 --> 00:17:42,935 more or less. 703 00:17:43,004 --> 00:17:44,801 [ Nathan grunting ] 704 00:17:44,872 --> 00:17:45,804 CFO: So, uh, this is what 705 00:17:45,873 --> 00:17:48,139 you guys have been up to, huh? 706 00:17:48,211 --> 00:17:49,472 No answer? 707 00:17:49,545 --> 00:17:50,478 Getting back to your roots 708 00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:51,480 been good? 709 00:17:51,549 --> 00:17:52,481 Nathan? 710 00:17:52,550 --> 00:17:53,608 Yes. 711 00:17:53,684 --> 00:17:54,651 It's been really good. 712 00:17:54,719 --> 00:17:55,687 You guys doing okay with 713 00:17:55,754 --> 00:17:57,187 no money or accommodations? 714 00:17:57,255 --> 00:17:58,780 We've been fine! 715 00:17:58,858 --> 00:18:00,291 God! 716 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:01,291 Well uh, 717 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:02,293 you don't sound fine. 718 00:18:02,362 --> 00:18:03,761 You sound agitated. 719 00:18:03,831 --> 00:18:05,230 Hungry. 720 00:18:05,299 --> 00:18:06,232 Miserable. 721 00:18:06,301 --> 00:18:07,233 Anyway the reason I'm here is 722 00:18:07,302 --> 00:18:08,235 that I caught wind 723 00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:09,236 that "Thunderhorse" is doing 724 00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:10,237 a health benefit. 725 00:18:10,306 --> 00:18:11,501 You realize tonight is your uh, 726 00:18:11,575 --> 00:18:12,770 Chefs from around the World 727 00:18:12,844 --> 00:18:14,105 Taste Test party? 728 00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:15,110 But we have an obligation and 729 00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:16,408 Thunderhorse doesn't back down 730 00:18:16,482 --> 00:18:18,245 on obligations -- not like 731 00:18:18,317 --> 00:18:20,047 some other bands. 732 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:21,951 Well uhh, I brought you guys 733 00:18:22,021 --> 00:18:23,249 some Kobe beef fois gras 734 00:18:23,323 --> 00:18:24,552 burgers. 735 00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:25,558 No!!!! 736 00:18:25,627 --> 00:18:26,558 We don't eat that fancy 737 00:18:26,627 --> 00:18:27,822 expensive stuff anymore!!! 738 00:18:27,896 --> 00:18:28,829 We're getting in touch 739 00:18:28,898 --> 00:18:29,955 with our roots!!!! 740 00:18:30,031 --> 00:18:31,624 Uhh, alright then. 741 00:18:31,701 --> 00:18:32,634 Well, you guys know 742 00:18:32,703 --> 00:18:34,102 how to get in touch with me. 743 00:18:34,171 --> 00:18:35,570 Goodbye. 744 00:18:35,639 --> 00:18:38,404 [ rumbling ] 745 00:18:38,476 --> 00:18:39,910 Thunderhorse! 746 00:18:39,979 --> 00:18:41,447 Thunderhorse! 747 00:18:41,515 --> 00:18:43,039 Thunderhorse! 748 00:18:43,116 --> 00:18:44,606 Thunderhorse! 749 00:18:44,684 --> 00:18:45,947 Thunderhorse! 750 00:18:46,020 --> 00:18:47,578 Thunderhorse! 751 00:18:47,655 --> 00:18:52,060 [ chanting continues ] 752 00:18:52,128 --> 00:18:54,222 Well uh, guys, 753 00:18:54,298 --> 00:18:55,856 tonight's the big night -- 754 00:18:55,933 --> 00:18:57,868 metal health 755 00:18:57,936 --> 00:19:01,202 alliance benefit 756 00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,242 that we said we'd do. 757 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:04,470 You all feeling good? 758 00:19:04,545 --> 00:19:05,477 [ clears throat ] 759 00:19:05,546 --> 00:19:06,479 Ugh. 760 00:19:06,548 --> 00:19:07,479 [ sniffs ] 761 00:19:07,548 --> 00:19:08,481 Hey, you are Norman Blowup 762 00:19:08,550 --> 00:19:09,609 from Thunderhorse right? 763 00:19:09,685 --> 00:19:10,811 Yeah, yeah I am. 764 00:19:10,886 --> 00:19:11,818 I just want to say I think 765 00:19:11,887 --> 00:19:12,819 you are a fuckin' sell-out 766 00:19:12,888 --> 00:19:13,821 for doing this health 767 00:19:13,890 --> 00:19:14,822 benefit concert. 768 00:19:14,891 --> 00:19:15,915 Dethklok would never do 769 00:19:15,992 --> 00:19:17,426 something like this and you're 770 00:19:17,495 --> 00:19:18,588 ruining their good name. 771 00:19:18,664 --> 00:19:19,925 Fuck you! 772 00:19:19,997 --> 00:19:20,930 You should know 773 00:19:20,999 --> 00:19:22,331 better than that! 774 00:19:22,402 --> 00:19:24,063 [ rumbling ] 775 00:19:24,137 --> 00:19:26,072 You know, uh, guys, 776 00:19:26,140 --> 00:19:27,836 it's hard to say this but, 777 00:19:27,909 --> 00:19:29,376 I've have my fuckin' fill 778 00:19:29,444 --> 00:19:31,572 of getting back to our roots. 779 00:19:31,647 --> 00:19:32,807 And, that's because it 780 00:19:32,882 --> 00:19:33,906 fuckin' sucks. 781 00:19:33,983 --> 00:19:35,349 I am so glad you said that. 782 00:19:35,419 --> 00:19:36,977 I mean the reason we are 783 00:19:37,054 --> 00:19:38,181 in Dethklok is because we all 784 00:19:38,256 --> 00:19:39,815 paid our dues already. 785 00:19:39,892 --> 00:19:41,256 I didn't. 786 00:19:41,326 --> 00:19:42,259 I says we gets the fuck 787 00:19:42,328 --> 00:19:43,260 out of here. 788 00:19:43,329 --> 00:19:44,262 But dude we still have to do 789 00:19:44,331 --> 00:19:45,263 that benefit. 790 00:19:45,332 --> 00:19:46,264 We promised those guys 791 00:19:46,333 --> 00:19:47,266 we'd do it! 792 00:19:47,335 --> 00:19:48,632 Thunderhorse promised. 793 00:19:48,703 --> 00:19:50,102 Not Dethklok. 794 00:19:50,171 --> 00:19:51,104 Dethklok's getting the fuck 795 00:19:51,173 --> 00:19:52,232 out of here and getting 796 00:19:52,308 --> 00:19:53,865 some fuckin' food. 797 00:19:53,942 --> 00:19:55,912 Waits stops! 798 00:19:55,980 --> 00:19:56,912 We needs to tell thems that 799 00:19:56,980 --> 00:19:58,175 we are going. 800 00:19:58,249 --> 00:19:59,376 It's a health benefits! 801 00:19:59,451 --> 00:20:01,442 We needs to do the right things! 802 00:20:01,519 --> 00:20:02,543 Its a mob of angry people, 803 00:20:02,621 --> 00:20:03,554 Toki. 804 00:20:03,623 --> 00:20:04,555 Who do you wanna throw out 805 00:20:04,624 --> 00:20:07,685 there to the fuckin' sharks? 806 00:20:07,761 --> 00:20:09,252 Hello one and all. 807 00:20:09,330 --> 00:20:10,763 I have a small announcement. 808 00:20:10,832 --> 00:20:11,959 We want Thunderhorse!! 809 00:20:12,034 --> 00:20:13,228 It would seem that 810 00:20:13,302 --> 00:20:14,633 Thunderhorse will not be 811 00:20:14,703 --> 00:20:16,569 performing this evening 812 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:17,608 as scheduled. 813 00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,267 What? What the fuck?! 814 00:20:19,343 --> 00:20:20,275 Hear me out. 815 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,369 I think if we can all just 816 00:20:21,446 --> 00:20:22,743 remain calm. 817 00:20:22,814 --> 00:20:23,906 Take this beer bottle on 818 00:20:23,982 --> 00:20:26,178 your face. 819 00:20:26,252 --> 00:20:27,184 Look, you fuckin' pricks!! 820 00:20:27,253 --> 00:20:28,186 I don't have to take this kind 821 00:20:28,255 --> 00:20:29,222 of bullshit from you 822 00:20:29,290 --> 00:20:30,587 fuckin' dildos!! 823 00:20:30,658 --> 00:20:31,853 I'm fuckin' William 824 00:20:31,927 --> 00:20:33,053 fuckin' Murderface! 825 00:20:33,129 --> 00:20:34,061 And you can suck 826 00:20:34,130 --> 00:20:36,189 my millionaire cock! 827 00:20:36,265 --> 00:20:38,131 [ angry shouting ] 828 00:20:40,972 --> 00:20:41,904 We're ready now. 829 00:20:41,973 --> 00:20:42,905 Pick us up in our big 830 00:20:42,974 --> 00:20:44,567 fancy fuckin' helicopter. 831 00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:45,872 Thank you.