1 00:00:00,451 --> 00:00:02,919 (crowd cheering) 2 00:00:02,986 --> 00:00:05,511 SClENTlST These are your new enhanced hover drums. 3 00:00:05,589 --> 00:00:07,056 They're faster, louder, 4 00:00:07,124 --> 00:00:08,887 and you've a wireless navigation system 5 00:00:08,959 --> 00:00:11,120 that's good up to 2,000 miles within concert radius. 6 00:00:11,195 --> 00:00:12,856 You're equipped with wireless stage monitors. 7 00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:15,455 The throttle is in between your double kicks and high hat pedal. 8 00:00:15,532 --> 00:00:16,726 It's all very rudimentary. 9 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:17,858 Any questions? 10 00:00:17,935 --> 00:00:19,129 Um, how do l-- 11 00:00:19,203 --> 00:00:20,227 You're on your own now! 12 00:00:20,304 --> 00:00:23,205 Okay. Let's do this. 13 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:36,550 ? ? 14 00:00:36,620 --> 00:00:44,186 ? (indistinct) ? 15 00:00:50,667 --> 00:00:52,100 Whoa! 16 00:00:52,169 --> 00:00:53,329 CFO: Hover drums malfunction. 17 00:00:53,403 --> 00:00:56,804 Dispatch 3522 and 761 1 tech teams. Now! 18 00:00:56,874 --> 00:01:04,076 ? ? 19 00:01:04,147 --> 00:01:05,045 Where is he now? 20 00:01:05,115 --> 00:01:07,845 KLOKATEER: He's over the ocean, sire. 21 00:01:08,919 --> 00:01:10,284 He's totally out of control. 22 00:01:10,354 --> 00:01:12,322 We've gotta land him now! 23 00:01:16,860 --> 00:01:18,384 KLOKATEER: Aaaah-- 24 00:01:20,364 --> 00:01:30,365 ? ? 25 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:39,713 Get those planes outta here! Now! 26 00:01:41,485 --> 00:01:45,649 Whooaaaa!!! 27 00:01:52,429 --> 00:01:54,522 Pickles, we just got your toxicology report back 28 00:01:54,598 --> 00:01:56,293 and it shows that you have 1 00% alcohol in your system. 29 00:01:56,366 --> 00:01:57,833 You caused billions in damage 30 00:01:57,901 --> 00:01:59,528 and the authorities wanna make an example of you. 31 00:01:59,603 --> 00:02:01,468 Yeah. To avoid any problems, 32 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:04,234 we made the decision to send you to rehab. 33 00:02:07,844 --> 00:02:09,072 ? Doodily ding dong tick-tock ? 34 00:02:09,146 --> 00:02:10,306 ? Doodily ding dong tick-tock ? 35 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:11,472 ? Doodily ding dong tick-tock ? 36 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:12,708 ? Doodily ding dong tick-tock ? 37 00:02:12,783 --> 00:02:14,250 ? Doodily ding dong tick-tock ? 38 00:02:14,318 --> 00:02:17,048 ? Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! ? 39 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:19,213 ? I'll...teach you... 40 00:02:19,289 --> 00:02:21,849 to...rock... ? 41 00:02:21,925 --> 00:02:23,517 ? Dethklok, Dethklok ? 42 00:02:23,594 --> 00:02:25,926 ? Skwisgaar Skwigelf, taller than a tree ? 43 00:02:25,996 --> 00:02:28,157 ? Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee ? 44 00:02:28,231 --> 00:02:31,098 ? William Murderface Murderface Murderface ? 45 00:02:31,168 --> 00:02:32,430 ? Pickles the Drummer doodily doo 46 00:02:32,502 --> 00:02:33,696 ding dong doodily doodily doo ? 47 00:02:33,770 --> 00:02:35,499 ? Nathan Explosion ? 48 00:02:40,344 --> 00:02:41,208 Rehab? 49 00:02:41,278 --> 00:02:42,472 Pickles, we have a great deal to discuss 50 00:02:42,546 --> 00:02:43,740 regarding your move to rehab 51 00:02:43,814 --> 00:02:45,577 but your brother, Seth, has been calling a lot. 52 00:02:45,649 --> 00:02:47,344 Just wanna play this message before we get into it. 53 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:48,349 Here we go. 54 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:50,147 Pickles, it's me, your brother, Seth. 55 00:02:50,220 --> 00:02:52,279 Boy did you really fuck up out there, huh? 56 00:02:52,356 --> 00:02:54,790 Anyway, I'm here running Dethklok Australia 57 00:02:54,858 --> 00:02:57,349 and I need to fucking borrow $5 million. 58 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:58,621 Got into some trouble. 59 00:02:58,695 --> 00:03:00,094 Anyway, so get back to me on that. 60 00:03:00,163 --> 00:03:02,324 And, uh, you know, try not to fuck up so much. 61 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:04,299 Ya know, you never could hold your alcohol. 62 00:03:04,368 --> 00:03:05,892 Anyway, you're making my job harder 63 00:03:05,969 --> 00:03:07,561 so uh, fucking, uh, bye. 64 00:03:07,638 --> 00:03:09,833 I would rather kill myself than give that fucking asshole 65 00:03:09,906 --> 00:03:11,567 $5 million dollars. 66 00:03:11,642 --> 00:03:13,940 Why does he always show up when I'm at my absolute worst? 67 00:03:14,011 --> 00:03:15,911 Hey. Pickles, he's your brother. 68 00:03:15,979 --> 00:03:17,446 Be cool, alright? 69 00:03:17,514 --> 00:03:19,345 But back to this rehab business. 70 00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:20,781 To recap -- it's costing us a lot 71 00:03:20,851 --> 00:03:22,478 and the local authorities want a scapegoat. 72 00:03:22,552 --> 00:03:24,213 So we offered them you. 73 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:25,652 'Cause you were drinking a lot. 74 00:03:25,722 --> 00:03:26,848 What are you talking about? 75 00:03:26,923 --> 00:03:28,083 It was a technical malfunction! 76 00:03:28,158 --> 00:03:30,058 The hoverdrums! My drumstick! 77 00:03:30,127 --> 00:03:31,151 - It's denial, right guys? - Denials! 78 00:03:31,228 --> 00:03:32,126 - Denial! - Textbooks case! 79 00:03:32,195 --> 00:03:33,890 Right there. Says it in the book. 80 00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:35,761 Look, Pickles, to put it bluntly, 81 00:03:35,832 --> 00:03:37,060 you can't handle your booze. 82 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:38,692 Can't handle your booze, Pickles! 83 00:03:38,769 --> 00:03:39,929 You ams a lightsweights. 84 00:03:40,003 --> 00:03:42,631 You can't handle your booze and we can. 85 00:03:45,308 --> 00:03:47,936 Flying hover drums all across Mozambique. 86 00:03:48,011 --> 00:03:49,603 Who does that? Really? 87 00:03:49,680 --> 00:03:50,806 It's part of the show! 88 00:03:50,881 --> 00:03:53,008 Uh huh. Yeah. Excuses, excuses. 89 00:03:53,083 --> 00:03:55,074 I hate you all. I really do. 90 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:56,585 Try to calm down, Pickles. 91 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:57,779 That's the booze talking. 92 00:03:57,854 --> 00:04:00,118 Guys, seriously, think about this for a second. 93 00:04:00,190 --> 00:04:01,748 What am I supposed to do without booze? 94 00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:02,655 It's my whole life. 95 00:04:02,726 --> 00:04:03,920 You could eat an apple. 96 00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:05,621 you can always eat an apple... 97 00:04:05,696 --> 00:04:06,526 instead of drinking... 98 00:04:06,596 --> 00:04:08,587 You cans try insteads of doings drugs, 99 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:10,895 jackings off whiles you chokes yourselfs 100 00:04:10,967 --> 00:04:12,832 with a leather belts arounds your throats 101 00:04:12,903 --> 00:04:14,131 close to de points of deaths. 102 00:04:14,204 --> 00:04:15,637 Yeah that's a natural high. 103 00:04:15,706 --> 00:04:17,196 Yeah, that's good clean fun. 104 00:04:17,274 --> 00:04:18,434 I do it every morning. 105 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:20,203 Okay guys, I really, really don't wanna promote 106 00:04:20,277 --> 00:04:22,541 auto erotic asphyxiation, okay? 107 00:04:22,612 --> 00:04:24,978 Gah, live a little bit, grandma. 108 00:04:25,048 --> 00:04:27,016 It's an embarrasing death. 109 00:04:27,084 --> 00:04:29,109 You always have to color it differently in the media. 110 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:30,244 I think it's an awesome death. 111 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:31,753 Fucking bad ass death. 112 00:04:31,822 --> 00:04:34,256 Yeahs, it's betters dan blowing up in de spaceshuttle. 113 00:04:34,324 --> 00:04:35,552 Look, Pickles. 114 00:04:35,625 --> 00:04:37,354 It's time for you to pack your bags 115 00:04:37,427 --> 00:04:38,587 and start living sober. 116 00:04:38,662 --> 00:04:40,823 I'm sorry but that's the way it has to be. 117 00:04:40,897 --> 00:04:45,698 ? ? 118 00:04:45,769 --> 00:04:47,100 ? They did it, they did it 119 00:04:47,170 --> 00:04:48,398 They finally fuckin' did it ? 120 00:04:48,472 --> 00:04:51,305 ? They threw me under the bus ? 121 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:52,671 ? They think they're so perfect 122 00:04:52,743 --> 00:04:53,710 And can handle their booze ? 123 00:04:53,777 --> 00:04:56,837 ? Well, I'll tell you something, they cannot ? 124 00:04:56,913 --> 00:04:58,904 ? Why would they want to get rid of me ? 125 00:04:58,982 --> 00:05:01,712 ? I'm fun and totally cool ? 126 00:05:01,785 --> 00:05:04,151 ? unless they've been talking behind my back 127 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:06,587 and they know something that I do not ? 128 00:05:06,656 --> 00:05:11,923 ? well, I've never been so betrayed ? 129 00:05:11,995 --> 00:05:18,025 ? This band just want me outta the way ? 130 00:05:18,101 --> 00:05:19,932 ? Send me away so I can get clean ? 131 00:05:20,003 --> 00:05:21,903 ? I think I know what they really mean ? 132 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:24,070 ? Throw me under the bus ? 133 00:05:24,141 --> 00:05:25,938 ? So they can fucking replace me ? 134 00:05:26,143 --> 00:05:28,008 ? I can't believe that it's come to this ? 135 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:30,012 ? I'm filled with anger and so pissed ? 136 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,945 ? I called them friends I called them family ? 137 00:05:32,015 --> 00:05:37,248 ? Now I think that they're replacing me ? 138 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:38,753 ? Replace me ? 139 00:05:38,822 --> 00:05:40,949 ? Don't replace me ? 140 00:05:41,024 --> 00:05:42,958 ? Please don't replace me ? 141 00:05:43,026 --> 00:05:44,789 ? I gotta get clean ? 142 00:05:44,861 --> 00:05:46,795 ? I gotta get clean ? 143 00:05:46,863 --> 00:05:49,195 ? I gotta get clean ? 144 00:05:49,266 --> 00:05:53,225 ? Oh, god, I gotta get clean ? 145 00:05:53,303 --> 00:05:59,071 ? ? 146 00:05:59,142 --> 00:06:01,303 ? But it looks like the party's over ? 147 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:09,448 ? Gonna have one more for the road ? 148 00:06:09,519 --> 00:06:12,682 ? Feel like I never really got to know ya ? 149 00:06:12,756 --> 00:06:15,224 Not really. 150 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:20,389 ? You gave me so much I don't think I'm ready to let go ? 151 00:06:20,463 --> 00:06:23,125 ? You gave me courage ? 152 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:26,067 ? You gave me class ? 153 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:27,728 ? You gave me confidence ? 154 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:35,233 ? and I don't know what I'm gonna do without you ? 155 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:40,011 ? Without you ? 156 00:06:40,083 --> 00:06:45,521 God, I don't know what I'm gonna do without you. 157 00:06:45,589 --> 00:06:48,786 ? Oh, God ? 158 00:06:48,859 --> 00:06:51,555 ? Oh, no ? 159 00:06:51,628 --> 00:06:54,028 ? Oh ? 160 00:06:54,097 --> 00:06:57,362 ? It's the saddest day in the world ? 161 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:02,771 ? This is the saddest day in the world ? 162 00:07:04,274 --> 00:07:08,142 ? This is the saddest day in the world ? 163 00:07:09,479 --> 00:07:13,347 ? This is the saddest day in the world ? 164 00:07:14,417 --> 00:07:23,018 ? This is the saddest day in the world ? 165 00:07:25,061 --> 00:07:26,961 Now an unfortunate scheduling conflict has come up 166 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:27,962 as a result of all this. 167 00:07:28,031 --> 00:07:30,591 You have a show to perform but Pickles will be in rehab. 168 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:32,999 So we can't play with a drummer? 169 00:07:33,069 --> 00:07:34,832 That'll take a lot of the rhythmic element 170 00:07:34,905 --> 00:07:37,237 out of the songs, I mean, don't you think? 171 00:07:37,307 --> 00:07:38,604 Well I think I figured something out. 172 00:07:38,675 --> 00:07:40,370 You can't play with Pickles, 173 00:07:40,443 --> 00:07:41,774 but you can play with a machine. 174 00:07:41,845 --> 00:07:43,836 You can play with a drum machine. 175 00:07:43,914 --> 00:07:51,719 ? ? 176 00:07:53,590 --> 00:07:54,921 Whoa. Looks at dats! 177 00:07:54,991 --> 00:07:56,151 Whoa. That's pretty fucking cool. 178 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:57,250 My gosh, that's badass. 179 00:07:57,327 --> 00:07:58,453 Uh, good then. 180 00:07:58,528 --> 00:07:59,722 In the meantime, you guys will have to watch 181 00:07:59,796 --> 00:08:02,162 this instructional video in order to operate him. 182 00:08:02,232 --> 00:08:05,360 Hey pals! It's me, Facebones! 183 00:08:05,435 --> 00:08:07,027 Hey, look. Facebones. 184 00:08:07,103 --> 00:08:08,764 And let me introduce you to your newest robot pal 185 00:08:08,838 --> 00:08:11,068 and band member X2P1 158! 186 00:08:11,141 --> 00:08:12,574 He's the coolest high tech drum machine 187 00:08:12,642 --> 00:08:14,439 known to humankind and can play any style, 188 00:08:14,511 --> 00:08:16,001 including but not limited to -- 189 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:18,240 Iatin, soul, R&B, rock, adult contemporary, 190 00:08:18,315 --> 00:08:20,909 fusion, latin fusion, and dildo fusion, too! 191 00:08:20,984 --> 00:08:22,952 And he can out perform any drummer 192 00:08:23,019 --> 00:08:25,419 and is capable to performing up to 200 polyrhythms at once. 193 00:08:25,488 --> 00:08:27,183 He can also perform the deadly hexi-kicks. 194 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:28,087 Check it out! 195 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:31,685 Wooooooooooow! 196 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:33,592 And most importantly they can handle their alcohol. 197 00:08:33,663 --> 00:08:35,358 Not like soooooome drummers... 198 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:38,424 Holy shit. It's the perfect drummer. 199 00:08:38,501 --> 00:08:41,231 If only we could find one that plays rhythm guitars, toos... 200 00:08:41,304 --> 00:08:42,271 Thats would be cools. 201 00:08:42,339 --> 00:08:43,931 Another robot pals! 202 00:08:44,007 --> 00:08:46,066 Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning! 203 00:08:46,142 --> 00:08:47,905 The X2P1 158 is equipped 204 00:08:47,978 --> 00:08:49,969 with a 10,000 megaton self detonation device 205 00:08:50,046 --> 00:08:51,536 and in rare cases can become self aware 206 00:08:51,614 --> 00:08:53,206 and cause dangerous harm to humans! 207 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:54,978 If that's the case, contact the manufacturer. 208 00:08:55,051 --> 00:08:56,814 Not our problem! 209 00:08:56,886 --> 00:09:00,185 But that probably won't happen anywhoooo! 210 00:09:00,256 --> 00:09:03,623 Thanks for watching and enjoy playing with the X2P1 1 58! 211 00:09:03,693 --> 00:09:04,990 I'm FACEBONES! 212 00:09:05,061 --> 00:09:07,086 G-G-G-G-Goodbye!!! 213 00:09:08,098 --> 00:09:09,793 NATHAN: Hey, Pickles isn't gonna care 214 00:09:09,866 --> 00:09:11,163 that he's being replaced, is he? 215 00:09:11,234 --> 00:09:12,997 SWlSGAAR: Nah, he'll be fines. 216 00:09:13,069 --> 00:09:15,765 He ams probably beens settlings ins real nicelys 217 00:09:15,839 --> 00:09:17,670 and adjustings in rehabs. 218 00:09:17,741 --> 00:09:20,266 Yeah, probably living like a fucking king! 219 00:09:20,343 --> 00:09:30,583 ? ? 220 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:33,281 ? I hate rehab so damn much ? 221 00:09:33,356 --> 00:09:35,756 ? I can't get out I can't get out ? 222 00:09:35,825 --> 00:09:38,259 ? They drag me back and I kick and fight ? 223 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:41,593 ? I'm spitting on chicks and starting fights ? 224 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:43,529 ? Lack of booze is killing me ? 225 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:46,933 ? I need a drink Give me a drink ? 226 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:49,597 ? Rehab sucks I wanna run away ? 227 00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:52,300 ? But those doctors are making me stay and they say ? 228 00:09:52,375 --> 00:09:54,673 ? there're several steps you need to complete ? 229 00:09:54,744 --> 00:09:57,372 ? so you can get clean, get back on your feet ? 230 00:09:57,447 --> 00:09:59,642 ? I don't need this I don't need your fucking help ? 231 00:09:59,716 --> 00:10:02,446 ? You are all stupid idiots who can all go to hell ? 232 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:05,044 ? Shock 'em now There is no escape ? 233 00:10:05,121 --> 00:10:06,452 ? Same goes for all of you ? 234 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:08,150 ? until I let you out of this place ? 235 00:10:08,224 --> 00:10:10,249 ? Now you all have problems, that's the truth ? 236 00:10:10,326 --> 00:10:12,089 ? You're narcissistic parasites 237 00:10:12,162 --> 00:10:14,357 But we can save you ? 238 00:10:14,431 --> 00:10:16,831 ? But you gotta tell us why ? 239 00:10:16,900 --> 00:10:19,494 ? All the reasons you got high ? 240 00:10:19,569 --> 00:10:22,299 ? The reason that you use ? 241 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:25,000 ? The cause for your abuse ? 242 00:10:25,075 --> 00:10:27,566 ? If we could find out why ? 243 00:10:27,644 --> 00:10:30,238 ? We could teach you on the side ? 244 00:10:30,313 --> 00:10:32,907 ? All the action that we'll take ? 245 00:10:32,982 --> 00:10:35,007 ? ooh, the way you'll be saved ? 246 00:10:35,085 --> 00:10:35,915 ? why did you drink? ? 247 00:10:35,985 --> 00:10:37,384 ? I drink 'cause it's cool ? 248 00:10:37,454 --> 00:10:38,648 ? Why did you drink ? 249 00:10:38,721 --> 00:10:39,983 ? I drink because it tastes good ? 250 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:41,182 ? Why did you abuse ? 251 00:10:41,257 --> 00:10:42,519 ? I really like the flavor ? 252 00:10:42,592 --> 00:10:43,718 ? That answer just won't do ? 253 00:10:43,793 --> 00:10:46,261 ? lt'll have to do lt'll have to do 254 00:10:46,329 --> 00:10:49,059 It'll have to doooooo ? 255 00:10:49,132 --> 00:10:51,123 ? If you don't tell me what I need to hear ? 256 00:10:51,201 --> 00:10:52,668 ? You'll never get clean 257 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,066 You'll always live in fear ? 258 00:10:54,137 --> 00:10:55,035 ? You'll never go home 259 00:10:55,105 --> 00:10:56,504 You'll be replaced in your band ? 260 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:57,938 ? Do you know what I mean? ? 261 00:10:58,007 --> 00:10:59,235 ? Yes, I understand ? 262 00:10:59,309 --> 00:11:01,743 ? When I was a boy I was traumatized ? 263 00:11:01,811 --> 00:11:04,837 ? I was 6 years old and my brother lied ? 264 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:06,108 ? He burned down the garage 265 00:11:06,182 --> 00:11:07,444 and he blamed it on me ? 266 00:11:07,517 --> 00:11:10,247 ? And that was the first time I ever had a drink ? 267 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:12,550 ? I drank, I drank I drank it all away ? 268 00:11:12,622 --> 00:11:15,056 ? It's my brother's fault It's my brother's fault ? 269 00:11:15,125 --> 00:11:18,993 ? That's the reason that I drink ? 270 00:11:19,062 --> 00:11:24,193 ? You must forgive your brother ? 271 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:26,201 No way. 272 00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:27,099 ? ? 273 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:34,107 ? (indistinct) ? 274 00:11:40,350 --> 00:11:42,284 (cheering) 275 00:11:42,352 --> 00:11:43,410 That's badass! 276 00:11:43,486 --> 00:11:45,078 That was the fucking best rehearsal we've ever had. 277 00:11:45,155 --> 00:11:47,089 This drum machine can fucking play! 278 00:11:47,157 --> 00:11:48,886 He's so good he makes us plays better. 279 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:49,947 You know dat? 280 00:11:50,026 --> 00:11:51,152 Check it out. 281 00:11:51,227 --> 00:11:52,717 He even dispenses beer. 282 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,958 Man we're gonna fucking kick ass in fucking Australia. 283 00:11:56,032 --> 00:11:58,296 They won't know what hit 'em! 284 00:11:58,368 --> 00:11:59,892 Guys, uh, I know you're rehearsing 285 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:01,459 and having fun and palling around 286 00:12:01,538 --> 00:12:03,403 but I have somebody that I want to reintroduce you to. 287 00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:05,771 The freshly sober and rehabilitated Pickles. 288 00:12:05,842 --> 00:12:06,809 Hello friends. 289 00:12:06,876 --> 00:12:09,470 I'm back and ready to rejoin and play and-- 290 00:12:09,546 --> 00:12:12,481 what the hell is that thing? 291 00:12:12,549 --> 00:12:14,676 NATHAN: Oh no big deal, it's just the drum machine. 292 00:12:14,751 --> 00:12:16,719 Oh yeah by the way, you've been replaced. 293 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:24,524 PlCKLES: Listen to me you little fucking piece of tin shit. 294 00:12:24,594 --> 00:12:26,289 I haven't had a drink in a really long time 295 00:12:26,362 --> 00:12:28,728 and I will fucking rip you limb from limb 296 00:12:28,798 --> 00:12:30,459 and that is a fucking threat. 297 00:12:30,533 --> 00:12:31,898 That is right, that is a threat. 298 00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:33,765 Hey guys, how's it going? 299 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:36,304 Look at me, hey, I'm sober! 300 00:12:36,372 --> 00:12:37,396 Feels really good..... 301 00:12:37,473 --> 00:12:40,067 Pickles just ain't cool now that he's sober, you know. 302 00:12:40,143 --> 00:12:42,008 I mean he's just not cool! 303 00:12:42,078 --> 00:12:43,841 Just fucking feels weird drinking around him. 304 00:12:43,913 --> 00:12:45,938 Yuh, I ams feelings like he ams judging us. 305 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,573 Look at him nows. 306 00:12:47,650 --> 00:12:50,380 Ohhh. 307 00:12:50,453 --> 00:12:52,444 Yeah, look at him fucking looking at us, nosing us. 308 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:53,648 Fuck. 309 00:12:53,723 --> 00:12:56,157 Fucking Drum machine doesn't judge us when we drink. 310 00:12:56,226 --> 00:12:59,491 Drums Machines is neutrals like fuckings Germanies. 311 00:12:59,562 --> 00:13:01,086 He just fucking kicks ass. 312 00:13:01,164 --> 00:13:02,756 And he drinks with us! 313 00:13:02,832 --> 00:13:04,766 My God, he is a badass! 314 00:13:04,834 --> 00:13:06,597 He is my cool robot friend. 315 00:13:06,669 --> 00:13:08,398 Uh, hey guys, I'm sorry to interrupt... 316 00:13:08,471 --> 00:13:10,302 Shouldn't we, you know, practice? 317 00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:12,603 I mean, we got that gig coming up in Australia. 318 00:13:12,675 --> 00:13:13,505 I mean, shouldn't we just... 319 00:13:13,576 --> 00:13:17,034 Uhhhh...you should just have a conversation with Charles. 320 00:13:17,113 --> 00:13:18,546 Uhhh yeahs. 321 00:13:18,615 --> 00:13:21,516 Maybes yous betters just talks to Charles. 322 00:13:21,584 --> 00:13:23,245 Oh. Oh ok. 323 00:13:23,319 --> 00:13:25,719 No problem. 324 00:13:25,788 --> 00:13:27,779 Is that beer pretty good? 325 00:13:27,857 --> 00:13:29,415 Is it tastin' alright? 326 00:13:29,492 --> 00:13:31,517 See what I mean? Judging us. 327 00:13:31,594 --> 00:13:33,721 Pickles, I'm sorry but you haven't completed 328 00:13:33,796 --> 00:13:35,286 the last of your twelve steps. 329 00:13:35,365 --> 00:13:36,263 Forgiveness. 330 00:13:36,332 --> 00:13:37,731 What do you mean? 331 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,131 I am sober! 332 00:13:39,202 --> 00:13:41,033 Pickles, you still haven't forgiven your brother, Seth. 333 00:13:41,104 --> 00:13:42,503 But I've done everything else! 334 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:45,166 Just let me... why do I have to do that? 335 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,765 I hate hiiim! 336 00:13:46,843 --> 00:13:47,867 If you really want back in, 337 00:13:47,944 --> 00:13:49,377 go to Australia, forgive your brother 338 00:13:49,445 --> 00:13:51,345 and then you can play the gig we have scheduled there. 339 00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:54,212 That is so stupid. That is so stupid! 340 00:13:54,284 --> 00:13:56,445 Whose stupid idea was this? 341 00:13:56,519 --> 00:13:57,349 It was the, uh, band's idea. 342 00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:59,081 Those fucking dildos! 343 00:13:59,155 --> 00:14:00,679 Those fucking, fucking-- 344 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:03,021 are you drinking Scotch right now? 345 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,684 Brandy. 346 00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,194 Probably doesn't help, does it? 347 00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:07,854 I'm sorry. 348 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:10,421 ? I think that they're onto me ? 349 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:13,196 ? No, I'm not drinking but I'm still not really clean ? 350 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:15,533 ? Until I finish my last step ? 351 00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:16,663 ? of forgiving my brother ? 352 00:14:16,739 --> 00:14:18,434 ? I'm still dead to them ? 353 00:14:18,508 --> 00:14:20,738 ? I see the way they look at me ? 354 00:14:20,810 --> 00:14:23,802 ? They think I'm not good as that drum machine ? 355 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:26,007 ? As long as that dumb machine is here ? 356 00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:27,640 ? I won't be in ? 357 00:14:27,717 --> 00:14:29,344 ? to me that's clear ? 358 00:14:29,419 --> 00:14:31,751 ? So now I am forced 359 00:14:31,821 --> 00:14:36,349 to go and forgive my stupid brother ? 360 00:14:36,426 --> 00:14:37,393 ? in Australia ? 361 00:14:40,129 --> 00:14:41,960 ? And if he accepts, ? 362 00:14:42,031 --> 00:14:43,794 ? then I can rejoin my band ? 363 00:14:43,866 --> 00:14:48,200 ? and play that gig we have scheduled there ? 364 00:14:48,271 --> 00:14:50,739 ? And the robot will be out ? 365 00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:55,039 ? But something tells me he won't go lightly ? 366 00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:58,410 ? there might be danger ? 367 00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:05,319 ? ? 368 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:41,156 ? Eliminate threat Eliminate danger ? 369 00:15:41,224 --> 00:15:43,749 ? Eliminate threat, Eliminate danger ? 370 00:15:43,826 --> 00:15:46,454 ? Eliminate threat Eliminate danger ? 371 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:49,396 ? Eliminate threat, Eliminate danger ? 372 00:15:49,465 --> 00:15:51,592 ? Eliminate threat Eliminate danger... ? 373 00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:57,537 ? ? 374 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,505 Wow. 375 00:15:59,575 --> 00:16:00,769 Look at this fucking crowd. 376 00:16:02,979 --> 00:16:13,514 ? ? 377 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,732 Oh nos, the fames has gottens to him! 378 00:16:26,803 --> 00:16:29,670 Vomit. 379 00:16:32,341 --> 00:16:34,400 Look, Seth, 380 00:16:34,477 --> 00:16:38,277 I need you to accept my forgiveness of you 381 00:16:38,347 --> 00:16:41,009 because I guess I blame you for me doing drugs 382 00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:42,482 and all that crap. 383 00:16:42,552 --> 00:16:44,816 Just will you accept my forgiveness, please? 384 00:16:44,887 --> 00:16:47,651 You want me to accept your forgiveness? 385 00:16:47,723 --> 00:16:50,317 Well, I fucking need $5 million. 386 00:16:50,393 --> 00:16:53,692 You expect me to pay you 387 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,628 $5 fucking million 388 00:16:55,698 --> 00:16:59,725 just so I can fucking get back in my band?! 389 00:16:59,802 --> 00:17:01,463 I'm going to pay you aren't l? 390 00:17:04,407 --> 00:17:05,965 Guys, that was Pickles. 391 00:17:06,042 --> 00:17:07,600 He finished his last step. 392 00:17:07,677 --> 00:17:09,542 Looks like he's back in the band. 393 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:12,012 We gonna haves to kicks out drums machine, huh? 394 00:17:12,081 --> 00:17:13,480 Between you and me, 395 00:17:13,549 --> 00:17:15,574 Drum Machine has turned into an asshole anyway. 396 00:17:15,651 --> 00:17:17,278 He's fucking our groupies. 397 00:17:17,353 --> 00:17:18,843 We can't compete with a machine. 398 00:17:18,921 --> 00:17:20,411 I mean, I don't care who you are. 399 00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:22,048 No one can fuck like a machine. 400 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,557 Yeah. 401 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:26,026 He's been kinda acting weird lately. 402 00:17:26,095 --> 00:17:27,562 I hope he takes the news well. 403 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:30,531 Yah, we'll just tells him using very gentles language 404 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,330 that he ams no longers aparts of our bands. 405 00:17:33,402 --> 00:17:35,131 I'm sure he'll totallys understands. 406 00:17:35,204 --> 00:17:36,569 Yeah. He'll be fine. 407 00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,197 I'm totally convinced of it, too. 408 00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:40,640 - Yah, me too. - Totally convinced of it. 409 00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:46,077 Guys, I'm back! 410 00:17:46,148 --> 00:17:47,274 Guys? 411 00:17:47,350 --> 00:17:48,942 What happened here? 412 00:17:50,686 --> 00:17:52,051 You. 413 00:17:52,121 --> 00:17:53,748 You! 414 00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:55,688 Where's Dethklok? Where are they? 415 00:17:55,758 --> 00:17:57,521 If I can't be in the band, no one will. 416 00:17:57,593 --> 00:18:00,187 I'm going to kill them. 417 00:18:00,263 --> 00:18:02,254 - Helps us!! - Help! 418 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,889 Inititate self detonation device 419 00:18:03,966 --> 00:18:07,458 countdown sequence starting nooow. 420 00:18:07,537 --> 00:18:09,095 Oh my God, oh my God! 421 00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,832 Oh my God, he's gonna fucking kill them, 422 00:18:10,907 --> 00:18:12,898 he's gonna fucking-- I'm locked in here! 423 00:18:12,975 --> 00:18:14,306 I'm locked in here. 424 00:18:14,377 --> 00:18:15,571 I gotta save them. 425 00:18:15,645 --> 00:18:18,580 Oh...ooohhhh.... Oooooh! 426 00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:23,110 The backstage rider. 427 00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,413 Fucking drink that shit! 428 00:18:24,487 --> 00:18:26,148 Drink it! It's been too long! 429 00:18:26,222 --> 00:18:28,122 You've gotta save the band! Don't drink. 430 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,384 You've been doing so good! 431 00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:32,518 - Get drunk! Get drunk! - Don't do it! Don't do it! 432 00:18:32,595 --> 00:18:34,358 Fuck it! I'm gonna do both. 433 00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:36,864 I'm gonna get drunk and save the band! 434 00:18:48,244 --> 00:18:52,010 I am back, motherfuckeeeeeer! 435 00:18:53,015 --> 00:18:54,209 Pickles, you're back. 436 00:18:54,283 --> 00:18:55,113 The band is missing and the drum machine 437 00:18:55,184 --> 00:18:56,446 is planning on blowing them up. 438 00:18:56,519 --> 00:18:57,952 Not if I can help it! 439 00:18:58,020 --> 00:18:59,317 You've been drinking, haven't you? 440 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:00,821 Fuck yeah I have. 441 00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:04,485 Tonight, I'm going to burn down the garage. 442 00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:06,687 Pickles, no! 443 00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:12,098 Help us! 444 00:19:12,168 --> 00:19:14,363 It's so gay to ask for help, 445 00:19:14,437 --> 00:19:15,927 but I really don't wanna die. 446 00:19:16,005 --> 00:19:18,633 -HELP! - Helps us! 447 00:20:16,565 --> 00:20:17,964 You saved our lives. 448 00:20:18,034 --> 00:20:20,059 Oh and you playsed the show totally hammered. 449 00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:21,660 And didn't miss a notes. 450 00:20:21,737 --> 00:20:24,103 Guys... it's good to be back. 451 00:20:24,173 --> 00:20:26,164 And I'll tell you something -- 452 00:20:26,242 --> 00:20:28,836 I couldn't have done any of this without booze. 453 00:20:28,911 --> 00:20:30,105 Check it out. Fuckin' hunk. 454 00:20:32,481 --> 00:20:34,847 That was my dinner. I had chicken. 455 00:20:34,917 --> 00:20:37,886 I had chicken burritos. Burrito... 456 00:20:37,953 --> 00:20:39,921 It's real good to have you back Pickles... 457 00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:42,184 And FYl... 458 00:20:42,258 --> 00:20:44,283 you puked on my cock.