1 00:00:06,824 --> 00:00:09,884 I do cocaine! 2 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:16,092 ? ? 3 00:00:25,108 --> 00:00:31,069 ? (indistinct) ? 4 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:21,828 GUARD: Rockstein! 5 00:01:21,899 --> 00:01:23,594 Leonard Rockstein? 6 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:25,658 Kuh kuh kuh. 7 00:01:25,736 --> 00:01:29,365 A kuh kuh kuh! 8 00:01:30,707 --> 00:01:34,006 INMATE: Hey Rockso, fuck you! 9 00:01:34,077 --> 00:01:35,567 Ugh. 10 00:01:38,048 --> 00:01:39,572 Toki. 11 00:01:39,650 --> 00:01:41,948 Oh thank God, you gotta get Dr. Rockso outta here. 12 00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:46,615 I can't tell you what they're doing to me in the joint! 13 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:48,123 Shuts up Rockso. 14 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:50,682 You has beens a constant source of diskappoinksaments. 15 00:01:50,761 --> 00:01:51,955 Gugug gug guh- 16 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:53,462 Enoughs! 17 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:55,828 Evers since I knows yous you acts likes a dildos. 18 00:01:55,899 --> 00:01:58,299 And yous used to bes a greats rock and roll clowns! 19 00:01:58,368 --> 00:02:01,030 You used to bes a STAR! 20 00:02:01,104 --> 00:02:02,969 But looks at you now. 21 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:05,031 You're like a dogs whats bloated 22 00:02:05,108 --> 00:02:07,542 and rottings on the sides of the roads. 23 00:02:07,611 --> 00:02:10,079 Likes a turds in a toilets ins an abandons buildings 24 00:02:10,147 --> 00:02:12,240 whats no ones even flushes. 25 00:02:12,316 --> 00:02:14,216 Likes a dead whore whats the police 26 00:02:14,284 --> 00:02:16,878 won't even investigate 'cause no ones cares! 27 00:02:16,954 --> 00:02:18,945 Okay baby, I get the idea. 28 00:02:19,022 --> 00:02:21,957 Buts dens I realized. Dats it. 29 00:02:22,025 --> 00:02:24,493 You amments ons tops and dats why you has slumps 30 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,426 to de bottoms of garbage. 31 00:02:26,496 --> 00:02:28,464 You needs to be backs on tops, Rockso. 32 00:02:28,532 --> 00:02:29,931 Im's going to bails you out 33 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,934 and helps you reforms your old band 34 00:02:32,002 --> 00:02:34,527 Zazzblammymatazz! 35 00:02:34,638 --> 00:02:35,866 ? Doodily ding dong tick-tock ? 36 00:02:35,939 --> 00:02:37,099 ? Doodily ding dong tick-tock ? 37 00:02:37,174 --> 00:02:38,141 ? Doodily ding dong tick-tock ? 38 00:02:38,208 --> 00:02:39,573 ? Doodily ding dong tick-tock ? 39 00:02:39,643 --> 00:02:41,110 ? Doodily ding dong tick-tock ? 40 00:02:41,178 --> 00:02:43,840 ? Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! ? 41 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:46,007 ? I'll...teach you... 42 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:48,643 to...rock... ? 43 00:02:48,719 --> 00:02:50,380 ? Dethklok, Dethklok ? 44 00:02:50,454 --> 00:02:52,786 ? Skwisgaar Skwigelf, taller than a tree ? 45 00:02:52,856 --> 00:02:55,552 ? Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee ? 46 00:02:55,626 --> 00:02:57,958 ? William Murderface Murderface Murderface ? 47 00:02:58,028 --> 00:02:59,495 ? Pickles the drummer doodily doo ? 48 00:02:59,563 --> 00:03:00,552 ding dong doodily doodily doo? 49 00:03:00,631 --> 00:03:02,963 ? Nathan Explosion ? 50 00:03:03,033 --> 00:03:06,366 ? ? 51 00:03:07,204 --> 00:03:10,105 TOKl: I am prouds to announce de officials reunions 52 00:03:10,173 --> 00:03:12,073 of ZazzBlammymatazz. 53 00:03:12,142 --> 00:03:14,303 De firsts in overs 20 years! 54 00:03:16,079 --> 00:03:18,707 How do you plan on paying for the concert? 55 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:21,910 Huh? Uh um... 56 00:03:21,985 --> 00:03:24,920 I don't knows actually. Hows did I pays for dis? 57 00:03:24,988 --> 00:03:27,548 You, uh, used the Dethklok vacation fund. 58 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:30,149 That's how you funded Rockso's reunion. 59 00:03:30,227 --> 00:03:31,455 I dids? 60 00:03:31,528 --> 00:03:32,825 Oh, I means, I dids! Yeah! 61 00:03:32,896 --> 00:03:34,796 Wait wait, Toki used his portion 62 00:03:34,865 --> 00:03:36,765 of the vacation fund, right? 63 00:03:36,833 --> 00:03:38,767 Uh, all of it. Your vacation is gone. 64 00:03:38,835 --> 00:03:40,097 Right, right. I hear you. 65 00:03:40,170 --> 00:03:42,502 Soooooo what about our vacation? 66 00:03:42,572 --> 00:03:44,130 Yeah, what about our vacation? 67 00:03:44,207 --> 00:03:46,607 Uh, talk to Toki. 68 00:03:46,677 --> 00:03:48,668 Hey Toki, what about our vacation? 69 00:03:48,745 --> 00:03:49,769 Pickles. It's gone. 70 00:03:49,846 --> 00:03:50,710 That's what I'm trying to tell you. 71 00:03:50,781 --> 00:03:52,078 What about the trip though? 72 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:53,582 I mean Disneyland? 73 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:56,949 Then Euro-Disney and then Asia-Disney? 74 00:03:57,020 --> 00:03:59,147 It was a complicated multi- faceted trip 75 00:03:59,222 --> 00:04:02,316 with our big eared pal, Mickey! 76 00:04:02,392 --> 00:04:03,222 Well, it is not happening. 77 00:04:03,293 --> 00:04:04,123 You're gonna have to stay here. 78 00:04:04,194 --> 00:04:06,788 Toki! Why did you spend our vacation money? 79 00:04:06,863 --> 00:04:08,262 Guys! Looks don't worries! 80 00:04:08,331 --> 00:04:10,128 Alls we gots to does is sells a bunch of tickets, 81 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:11,758 makes sure Dr. Rockso performs, 82 00:04:11,835 --> 00:04:13,325 and dens we makes our money backs, 83 00:04:13,403 --> 00:04:15,530 and thens we goes on vacations! Easy! 84 00:04:15,605 --> 00:04:16,663 You think this is the first time 85 00:04:16,740 --> 00:04:18,970 that group of fucking clowns has tried to reunite? 86 00:04:19,042 --> 00:04:20,236 Whats do you means? 87 00:04:20,310 --> 00:04:21,971 There was that one time they almost reunited 88 00:04:22,045 --> 00:04:23,444 but Rockso drank a bunch of acid 89 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:24,377 right before they went onstage 90 00:04:24,448 --> 00:04:25,540 and spent the whole night 91 00:04:25,615 --> 00:04:26,673 spraying some lady with huge tits 92 00:04:26,750 --> 00:04:28,115 in the front row with a big spraying thing 93 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:29,948 and they didn't even play one song. 94 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:30,850 Cancelled. 95 00:04:30,921 --> 00:04:32,479 Then there was that one time they were supposed to reunite 96 00:04:32,556 --> 00:04:33,853 but Rockso, the night before, smuggled 97 00:04:33,924 --> 00:04:36,586 Iike 20 condoms worth of cocaine into his intestines. 98 00:04:36,660 --> 00:04:38,423 Then he ate some super spicy Mexican food 99 00:04:38,495 --> 00:04:39,325 and the condoms melted and he ODed 100 00:04:39,396 --> 00:04:41,330 and he couldn't perform. Cancelled. 101 00:04:41,398 --> 00:04:42,888 There was that one time they were about to reunite 102 00:04:42,966 --> 00:04:45,332 and Rockso borrowed $20 million from that 103 00:04:45,402 --> 00:04:46,596 Ecuadorian drug cartel 104 00:04:46,670 --> 00:04:47,830 and they were like, "Give us our money back," 105 00:04:47,904 --> 00:04:49,667 and he was like, "No, I'm not giving you your money back," 106 00:04:49,740 --> 00:04:50,707 and they were like, "Well, we're going to shoot you," 107 00:04:50,774 --> 00:04:51,798 and he was like, "Well, fine. Shoot me." 108 00:04:51,875 --> 00:04:53,035 And they shot him. 109 00:04:53,110 --> 00:04:54,737 Now he pees out the side of his dick. 110 00:04:54,811 --> 00:04:57,871 And, uh, they cancelled the show. 111 00:04:57,948 --> 00:05:00,007 So... that's what I heard... 112 00:05:00,083 --> 00:05:01,744 Yeah...I heard that. 113 00:05:01,818 --> 00:05:03,012 Guys! Don'ts worries. 114 00:05:03,086 --> 00:05:04,485 I knows Rockso. 115 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:06,454 Dis times its gonna be different! 116 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:12,920 Toki, there is something wrong with you. 117 00:05:12,996 --> 00:05:15,021 You're right! You're fucked in the head 118 00:05:15,098 --> 00:05:16,725 to continue helping dat fucking clown. 119 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:19,633 By God in heaven I hate that clown. 120 00:05:19,703 --> 00:05:21,728 He is shit personified. 121 00:05:21,805 --> 00:05:24,103 Toki, we should have a professional look at you. 122 00:05:24,174 --> 00:05:27,439 Fines with mes but mentallys I ams healthys as a horse. 123 00:05:27,511 --> 00:05:29,536 (screams) 124 00:05:29,613 --> 00:05:31,137 Oh gods. 125 00:05:31,214 --> 00:05:33,205 Oh! Oh goooods! 126 00:05:33,283 --> 00:05:34,807 Why is Toki screaming? 127 00:05:34,885 --> 00:05:36,284 Oh, well that ams 128 00:05:36,353 --> 00:05:38,253 a bicentennials quarters on the ground 129 00:05:38,321 --> 00:05:40,312 right there, isn't it? 130 00:05:40,390 --> 00:05:43,416 Toki has an unnatural fear of Bicentennial quarters. 131 00:05:43,493 --> 00:05:44,391 No other currency. 132 00:05:44,461 --> 00:05:45,951 He just fucking freaks out, I mean. 133 00:05:46,029 --> 00:05:47,929 So I've prescribed him some medical "calm down juice" 134 00:05:47,998 --> 00:05:50,523 to help him rest, catch some fucking Z's... 135 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,261 just fuckin hangin' out now. 136 00:05:52,335 --> 00:05:54,269 Anyway we need to you to find out 137 00:05:54,337 --> 00:05:55,702 what's wrong with him. 138 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:57,137 What the fuck is it with him and that clown? 139 00:05:57,207 --> 00:05:59,675 For that I will need total concentration. 140 00:05:59,743 --> 00:06:04,077 I'm going to attempt to rock talk into Toki's mind. 141 00:06:04,147 --> 00:06:06,138 Now Toki, 142 00:06:06,216 --> 00:06:08,241 I know that you can hear me. 143 00:06:08,318 --> 00:06:10,411 It's Dr. Twinkletits. 144 00:06:10,487 --> 00:06:12,819 (whimpers) 145 00:06:12,889 --> 00:06:14,686 That's it... 146 00:06:14,758 --> 00:06:15,884 That's it... 147 00:06:15,959 --> 00:06:18,359 Hear me Toki... 148 00:06:18,428 --> 00:06:19,360 I hears you. 149 00:06:19,429 --> 00:06:21,420 Take me back. 150 00:06:21,498 --> 00:06:23,432 Take me away from all this 151 00:06:23,500 --> 00:06:25,832 into your childhood. 152 00:06:25,902 --> 00:06:27,927 I was just a boy. 153 00:06:28,004 --> 00:06:30,234 Helpings des familys with de daily chores. 154 00:06:30,307 --> 00:06:33,105 Liftings de rocks and arrangings dems. 155 00:06:33,176 --> 00:06:35,337 Makins sure de fire woods am stacked symmetricls. 156 00:06:35,412 --> 00:06:37,277 Sweepins de snow. 157 00:06:37,347 --> 00:06:39,838 A lots wents intos a days works. 158 00:06:39,916 --> 00:06:42,111 I was happy. I loveds my life. 159 00:06:42,185 --> 00:06:45,177 Buts occasionally I woulds makes mistakes 160 00:06:45,255 --> 00:06:47,052 and has to be punisheds. 161 00:06:54,698 --> 00:06:57,132 I spents so manys days in my childhoods years 162 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,498 in de punishments hole. 163 00:06:59,569 --> 00:07:01,196 But whats my parents didn't knows 164 00:07:01,271 --> 00:07:03,205 dats I hads a friends with me. 165 00:07:03,273 --> 00:07:05,070 A friends who listeneds to me 166 00:07:05,141 --> 00:07:06,631 and kepts me safe. 167 00:07:06,710 --> 00:07:09,702 As longs as my friends was dere nobodys could hurts me. 168 00:07:15,719 --> 00:07:18,586 Ka-ka-- I love you! 169 00:07:18,655 --> 00:07:23,524 I loves yous too, clown. 170 00:07:23,593 --> 00:07:25,083 Yeeechk. 171 00:07:25,161 --> 00:07:26,253 Ticket sales are slumping 172 00:07:26,329 --> 00:07:28,320 for the Zazzblammymatazz reunion show 173 00:07:28,398 --> 00:07:31,629 and paying the price is financial backer, Dethklok. 174 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:33,168 How do you sell tickets to a show 175 00:07:33,236 --> 00:07:34,863 that no one believes will ever happen? 176 00:07:34,938 --> 00:07:36,269 I don't know... 177 00:07:36,339 --> 00:07:38,204 Good luck, fellas! 178 00:07:38,275 --> 00:07:39,207 Here's what I know. 179 00:07:39,276 --> 00:07:40,766 Toki's not using his brain, 180 00:07:40,844 --> 00:07:42,641 he's making decisions with his dumb gay heart 181 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:44,680 so we gotta step up and take over this stupid 182 00:07:44,748 --> 00:07:46,773 fucking ZazzBlammymatazz project. 183 00:07:46,850 --> 00:07:48,249 But nobody's gonna buy any tickets 184 00:07:48,318 --> 00:07:49,546 'cause the world doesn't believe 185 00:07:49,619 --> 00:07:51,211 they're actually gonna reunite! 186 00:07:51,288 --> 00:07:52,255 Maybe I can help. 187 00:07:52,322 --> 00:07:54,017 If you like I can book a press junket that will generate 188 00:07:54,090 --> 00:07:55,557 so much heat, it'll make your head spin. 189 00:07:55,625 --> 00:07:56,785 But it's up to all of you. 190 00:07:56,860 --> 00:07:59,829 Look there's nothing I hate more than that fucking clown, 191 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:02,091 but there isn't anything I won't do 192 00:08:02,165 --> 00:08:05,498 to hang out with Mickey Mouse! 193 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:12,599 ? ? 194 00:08:23,687 --> 00:08:24,949 Now listens Rockso. 195 00:08:25,021 --> 00:08:26,682 We needs to takes dis seriously 196 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:28,417 and sells des peoples on de ideas 197 00:08:28,491 --> 00:08:30,425 that dis concerts reallys gonna happens! 198 00:08:30,493 --> 00:08:32,984 Now gets in theres and dos a greats job! 199 00:08:33,063 --> 00:08:35,463 I think Dr. Rockso knows what he's doing 200 00:08:35,532 --> 00:08:39,662 when it comes to promoting rock-ka-ka roll, baby! 201 00:08:42,138 --> 00:08:44,402 INTERVlEWER: I'm sitting here with Leonard Rockstein 202 00:08:44,474 --> 00:08:47,272 AKA Dr. Rockso, the Rock-n-Roll clown. 203 00:08:47,344 --> 00:08:49,278 Thank you, Dr. Rockso, for being with us. 204 00:08:49,346 --> 00:08:50,677 Cocaine! 205 00:08:53,383 --> 00:08:55,044 INTERVlEWER: Thanks for your bravery 206 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:57,109 considering what we're about to discuss. 207 00:08:57,187 --> 00:08:59,417 Dr. Rockso, what you don't know is 208 00:08:59,489 --> 00:09:01,650 that we've uncovered the never-before-told story 209 00:09:01,725 --> 00:09:04,250 of your horrible demise. 210 00:09:04,327 --> 00:09:05,954 A story of loss. 211 00:09:06,029 --> 00:09:08,020 A story of a broken heart. 212 00:09:08,098 --> 00:09:10,157 Let's go back to 1 981, 213 00:09:10,233 --> 00:09:12,258 Zazzblammymatazz is on top of the world 214 00:09:12,335 --> 00:09:14,633 on a huge US tour. 215 00:09:14,704 --> 00:09:18,003 But you made a little pit stop in Texas. 216 00:09:18,074 --> 00:09:20,508 Guys, Texas doesn't take any fucking shit, alright? 217 00:09:20,577 --> 00:09:22,204 They do NOT like Rock-n-Roll clowns. 218 00:09:22,278 --> 00:09:26,112 Oh, man, Rockso's gonna be on his best b-b-behavior! 219 00:09:28,518 --> 00:09:29,849 INTERVlEWER: You met a girl there. 220 00:09:29,919 --> 00:09:31,944 A girl named Dory McLean. 221 00:09:32,022 --> 00:09:34,650 ROCKSO: Dory McLean. 222 00:09:34,724 --> 00:09:36,191 INTERVlEWER: The love of your life. 223 00:09:36,259 --> 00:09:38,318 In fact, you wrote this song about her -- 224 00:09:38,395 --> 00:09:39,953 "Dory McLean 225 00:09:40,030 --> 00:09:41,895 and she only fourteen 226 00:09:41,965 --> 00:09:44,126 She gonna suck it all night 227 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:46,532 She a sweet sucking queen." 228 00:09:46,603 --> 00:09:47,968 And that was no joke. 229 00:09:48,038 --> 00:09:51,405 Dory McLean was indeed 14 years old. 230 00:09:51,474 --> 00:09:55,069 You had sexual encounters with a 14-year-old minor. 231 00:09:55,145 --> 00:09:56,169 Word got out. 232 00:09:56,246 --> 00:09:58,146 You became the chief target for local police 233 00:09:58,214 --> 00:09:59,738 and they wanted your blood. 234 00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:01,249 Your only way out was to disappear. 235 00:10:01,317 --> 00:10:02,579 You gave up everything you had. 236 00:10:02,652 --> 00:10:03,812 You gave up your music, the band. 237 00:10:03,887 --> 00:10:05,752 You gave up the girl that you loved. 238 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:11,488 You gave up your soul. 239 00:10:11,561 --> 00:10:13,529 And now you sit before us 240 00:10:13,596 --> 00:10:15,393 a worthless piece of shit. 241 00:10:15,465 --> 00:10:16,955 Folks, we'll be right back with more 242 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:20,025 Dr. Rockso, the rock and roll clown. 243 00:10:20,103 --> 00:10:21,866 And we're out. Great job, everybody! 244 00:10:21,938 --> 00:10:23,997 Thanks so much! Great work! 245 00:10:24,074 --> 00:10:26,634 Can I get a water? 246 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,641 Rockso can't do this. 247 00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,146 It's too much! 248 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:35,378 I ka-ka-ka-ka-quit! 249 00:10:35,452 --> 00:10:39,411 Noooooo!!!! 250 00:10:39,522 --> 00:10:41,717 The comeback concert of the decade is happening. 251 00:10:41,791 --> 00:10:42,655 The tickets have been sold. 252 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:44,022 Dethklok put their necks out on the line 253 00:10:44,094 --> 00:10:45,994 for an old has-been rock and roll clown. 254 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:48,053 But will he show? Where is Dr. Rockso? 255 00:10:48,131 --> 00:10:50,122 Will he pull it together after his breakdown 256 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:51,997 during his emotional in depth interview? 257 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,865 Where the fuck is that stupid clown! 258 00:10:53,937 --> 00:10:55,461 I mean, he just fucking disappeared! 259 00:10:55,538 --> 00:10:57,028 He ams gones. 260 00:10:57,107 --> 00:10:58,165 Dissappeareds. 261 00:10:58,241 --> 00:11:00,402 Likes a white falcons in a snow storms. 262 00:11:00,477 --> 00:11:02,206 But guys he's gotta do the show 263 00:11:02,278 --> 00:11:04,508 or we won't get to go on vacation. 264 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:05,912 Oh, we're fucked. I knew it! 265 00:11:05,982 --> 00:11:07,745 We just want to relax! 266 00:11:07,817 --> 00:11:08,977 Yeah, Tokis!?? 267 00:11:09,052 --> 00:11:10,781 Has you gots anythings to says abouts dis! 268 00:11:10,854 --> 00:11:13,220 Dis ams yours fault! Hellooooos?? 269 00:11:13,289 --> 00:11:15,951 Ams dere anysbodies in dere? 270 00:11:16,025 --> 00:11:18,789 Aah! 271 00:11:20,964 --> 00:11:22,397 Aaaahh! 272 00:11:22,465 --> 00:11:24,456 Looks like we gotta scalp tickets. 273 00:11:24,534 --> 00:11:27,128 It's the only way we're gonna make our vacation money back. 274 00:11:27,203 --> 00:11:29,296 Uh, I mean, uh, what I mean -- uh, nothing. 275 00:11:29,372 --> 00:11:31,966 - Scalping tickets? - Uhhh Nope. 276 00:11:32,041 --> 00:11:33,565 Are you planning on scalping tickets? 277 00:11:33,643 --> 00:11:34,735 No...fuck off. 278 00:11:34,811 --> 00:11:35,835 I mean, I mean, uh, how's it going? 279 00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:36,742 What's up? 280 00:11:36,813 --> 00:11:38,371 I mean... is that a new suit? 281 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:39,745 Guys, scalping tickets is illegal 282 00:11:39,816 --> 00:11:40,908 and it's stealing from yourself. 283 00:11:40,984 --> 00:11:42,417 It might be in your best interest to watch 284 00:11:42,485 --> 00:11:43,884 this short subject 285 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,750 on the ramifications of ticket scalping. 286 00:11:45,822 --> 00:11:47,949 Please, uh, please watch. 287 00:11:48,024 --> 00:11:50,754 Hey folks, it's me, Facebones 288 00:11:50,827 --> 00:11:53,295 and I'm here today to talk about ticket scalping! 289 00:11:53,363 --> 00:11:55,661 What's ticket scalping anywho? 290 00:11:55,732 --> 00:11:56,892 It's when you take tickets 291 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,126 or buy 'em or steal 'em and hoard 'em 292 00:11:58,201 --> 00:11:59,566 and sell 'em at the last second 293 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:02,070 and hike up the price for your own personal profit! 294 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:03,571 Who is a scalper? 295 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,972 A scalper could be a big guy, 296 00:12:06,042 --> 00:12:08,010 a lady, your mom or dad, 297 00:12:08,077 --> 00:12:10,341 or a homeless guy just trying to make enough money 298 00:12:10,413 --> 00:12:12,779 to get a sandwich. 299 00:12:12,849 --> 00:12:14,316 But here's what we say to scalpers 300 00:12:14,384 --> 00:12:15,214 at Dethklok shows -- 301 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:18,687 That's scalping, I'm Facebones! 302 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:23,584 Fuck that shit. I'm scalpin' my ass off. 303 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:24,922 Scalpin's awesome! 304 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,052 So there you go, 305 00:12:26,129 --> 00:12:27,687 but I know you guys are worried about Rockso so -- 306 00:12:27,764 --> 00:12:29,629 Not worried about him. 307 00:12:29,699 --> 00:12:31,792 Worrying is fucking gay and it's gross. 308 00:12:31,868 --> 00:12:34,632 We're concerned about what he represents to us financially. 309 00:12:34,704 --> 00:12:36,228 Well, either way, it's in your best interest 310 00:12:36,306 --> 00:12:39,104 to find the clown. 311 00:12:48,218 --> 00:12:50,015 NATHAN: Guys, you think it's okay we left Toki at home 312 00:12:50,086 --> 00:12:51,781 while we go looking for Rockso? 313 00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:55,255 PlCKLES: Yeah, he'll be fine. 314 00:12:57,260 --> 00:12:59,956 Guys, what if Toki never comes out of his punishment hole? 315 00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:01,326 What? You means musically? 316 00:13:01,397 --> 00:13:03,126 We'll be fines. 317 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:05,133 Look, he's in our band, we've got to help him. 318 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:08,227 Well if we get Rockso back, then we get Toki back. 319 00:13:08,304 --> 00:13:09,737 If you want to get the clown back, 320 00:13:09,806 --> 00:13:11,068 then you've got to get the girl back. 321 00:13:11,140 --> 00:13:13,802 Dory McLean. 322 00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:16,777 We can't go around chasing after a 14-year-old girl. 323 00:13:16,846 --> 00:13:18,643 It will not look good. 324 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,182 We could get arrested. 325 00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:21,649 Pickles, it's been over 20 years. 326 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,743 She's a grown up now. 327 00:13:23,820 --> 00:13:25,720 Listen, if you get the girl back, 328 00:13:25,788 --> 00:13:26,846 you get the clown back. 329 00:13:26,923 --> 00:13:28,584 If you get the clown back, you get to put on the show. 330 00:13:28,658 --> 00:13:30,319 Put on the show, you get your money back 331 00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:33,362 and then you get to go on vacation! 332 00:13:33,429 --> 00:13:38,696 PlCKLES: Wait a minute... how is she not 14 years old again? 333 00:13:38,768 --> 00:13:41,168 ROCKSO: Ka-ka-hello? Hmmm... 334 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:43,364 Ka ka-- anybody home? 335 00:13:43,439 --> 00:13:44,497 Ka-ka... 336 00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:46,439 Got a tanker of jet fuel 337 00:13:46,509 --> 00:13:48,568 ready to trade for some-- Kaaaa!!! 338 00:13:48,645 --> 00:13:53,582 (screaming) 339 00:13:55,685 --> 00:14:00,452 They must had all died from snorting this ka-ka-ka-- crap. 340 00:14:00,523 --> 00:14:03,356 Dr. Rockso cain't have you lovin'. 341 00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:07,362 No more throbbin' clown bone in yo' wet oven, 342 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,022 no mo'. 343 00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,725 No mo'. 344 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:16,261 Ka-ka-- Goodbye Dory McLean. 345 00:14:16,339 --> 00:14:19,570 ? ? 346 00:14:19,642 --> 00:14:22,372 Uh moga ba bo bo buuuuh. 347 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,208 Come and get a little bit of this. 348 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,440 Check it out now. 349 00:14:25,515 --> 00:14:27,312 I'm a elephant face 350 00:14:27,383 --> 00:14:29,544 sucking on a big ole one of these now. 351 00:14:32,221 --> 00:14:33,051 Oh, look out! 352 00:14:35,892 --> 00:14:38,690 Aww, I just made a mess all over. 353 00:14:38,761 --> 00:14:40,854 I'm monna kill you. I'm monna kill you. 354 00:14:40,930 --> 00:14:42,795 He monna kill you. 355 00:14:42,865 --> 00:14:45,163 He monna kill you. 356 00:14:45,234 --> 00:14:47,429 He monna kill you!! 357 00:14:47,503 --> 00:14:50,233 He monna kill you! He monna kill you! 358 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,603 I'm monna kill you. I'm monna kill you. 359 00:14:51,674 --> 00:14:53,869 I'm monna kill you. I'm monna kill you. 360 00:14:53,943 --> 00:14:55,911 I'm monna kill you. I'm monna kill you. 361 00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,445 (stuttering) 362 00:14:57,513 --> 00:14:58,810 Cocaine! 363 00:14:58,881 --> 00:14:59,745 I'm ALlVE! 364 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,113 Yeah! 365 00:15:01,184 --> 00:15:02,879 Rockso, get your shit together. 366 00:15:02,952 --> 00:15:05,580 You're coming with us and I'll tell you why. 367 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:06,917 We found her. 368 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,650 Dory McLean is coming to your show. 369 00:15:08,725 --> 00:15:10,454 And she wants to see you. 370 00:15:10,526 --> 00:15:13,017 She wanna see Dr. Rockso? 371 00:15:13,096 --> 00:15:14,461 After you perform. 372 00:15:14,530 --> 00:15:16,225 Hey you guys, pack up this fucking clown. 373 00:15:16,299 --> 00:15:18,096 We got a show to go to. 374 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:21,068 PlCKLES: Okay Rockso, we got you to the show, 375 00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,128 we tracked down the girl of your dreams 376 00:15:23,206 --> 00:15:25,606 but now, you gotta help us out. 377 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:28,667 By helping out our friend, Toki. 378 00:15:28,745 --> 00:15:30,940 He needs the clown. 379 00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,605 Needs that clowns. 380 00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:34,775 Yeah. Do it, fuckface. 381 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,478 Now let's get to that scalpin'! 382 00:15:36,552 --> 00:15:38,179 Who needs a ticket? 383 00:15:38,254 --> 00:15:39,812 Got two! Got two! 384 00:15:39,889 --> 00:15:41,823 Hey you! You need tickets to the show? 385 00:15:41,891 --> 00:15:43,153 Why don't you fuck off dickface? 386 00:15:43,226 --> 00:15:45,626 Dickface? Do I look like a dickface? 387 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:46,889 No comment. 388 00:15:46,963 --> 00:15:52,492 I can't sell any of these fucking tickets. 389 00:15:52,568 --> 00:15:53,933 Franklin Mint? 390 00:15:58,307 --> 00:16:00,172 (disembodied voice) The monster is coming. 391 00:16:00,243 --> 00:16:04,202 The monster is coming. The monster is coming. 392 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:21,890 It's me. Your ol' pal, Dr. Rockso! 393 00:16:24,467 --> 00:16:26,435 I could never leave you alone. 394 00:16:26,502 --> 00:16:28,527 We're best friends. 395 00:16:28,604 --> 00:16:31,402 We're best friends forever! 396 00:16:31,474 --> 00:16:32,805 Oh, Rockso you back! 397 00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:34,775 That's right, ka-ka-ka-- baby! 398 00:16:34,844 --> 00:16:36,072 What's abouts de show? 399 00:16:36,145 --> 00:16:39,342 You don't think I'd do that show without Toki? 400 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,975 Oh, Dr Rockso. 401 00:16:42,051 --> 00:16:43,279 TOKl: Ladies and gentlesmans! 402 00:16:43,352 --> 00:16:46,719 Tonights it ams my honors to gives to yous 403 00:16:46,789 --> 00:16:48,450 the ultimates in rocks and roll survivors. 404 00:16:50,026 --> 00:16:53,427 For de first time in over 20 years, 405 00:16:53,496 --> 00:16:55,726 ZAZZ BLAMMYMATAZZ!!! 406 00:16:55,798 --> 00:16:58,460 ? Take a flight up to China ? 407 00:16:58,534 --> 00:17:02,061 ? Up to Donna's little wonderland ? 408 00:17:02,138 --> 00:17:05,596 ? Two eyes staring right at you ? 409 00:17:05,675 --> 00:17:08,872 ? Shooting white lightning from her mammary glands ? 410 00:17:10,813 --> 00:17:14,214 ? baby caught my eye ? 411 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:18,049 ? I wanna snort those thighs ? 412 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:20,611 ? Wanna sniff your soul ? 413 00:17:20,690 --> 00:17:22,658 ? Oooohhhh ? 414 00:17:22,725 --> 00:17:25,751 ? Dory McLean, she's only 14 ? 415 00:17:25,828 --> 00:17:27,318 ? gonna suck it all night ? 416 00:17:27,396 --> 00:17:28,886 ? she's a sweet sucking queen ? 417 00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:32,423 ? you gotta suck it and stay with me ? 418 00:17:32,502 --> 00:17:36,939 ? Dory ? 419 00:17:37,006 --> 00:17:38,530 Oh! We dids it! 420 00:17:38,608 --> 00:17:39,768 Great work pal! 421 00:17:39,842 --> 00:17:41,833 Toki! I never though I'd say this, 422 00:17:41,911 --> 00:17:44,141 but Dr. Rockso is fucking amazing!! 423 00:17:44,213 --> 00:17:45,305 Thanks!!! 424 00:17:45,381 --> 00:17:46,245 Hey Murderface! 425 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,510 Did you ends up scalping dems tickets? 426 00:17:48,584 --> 00:17:51,382 Fuck yeah!!! I sold every one! 427 00:17:51,454 --> 00:17:53,581 Awesome! How much did you makes? 428 00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,988 Fuck dude! I'll show you! 429 00:17:56,058 --> 00:17:57,252 Look at all these quarters! 430 00:17:59,529 --> 00:18:02,327 Nooooooo!!!! 431 00:18:02,398 --> 00:18:07,768 Ohhhh god no!!!!!!! 432 00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:09,202 Fire!! 433 00:18:09,272 --> 00:18:11,968 There's a fire! Let's get out of here! 434 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:16,303 Oh sorry. 435 00:18:16,379 --> 00:18:18,643 I guess I fucksed up your whole stupids comesbacks. 436 00:18:18,714 --> 00:18:20,341 Oh well... 437 00:18:20,416 --> 00:18:21,280 He's on drugs right now. 438 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:23,443 So just take everything he says with a grain of salt. 439 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:24,816 Fuck you! 440 00:18:24,887 --> 00:18:27,651 Guys, uh, an Act of God clause-fire protection 441 00:18:27,723 --> 00:18:29,156 saved our asses again. 442 00:18:29,225 --> 00:18:31,785 Rockso, I'm so sorry that this went down like this 443 00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:35,388 but, uh, we're going on vacation now. 444 00:18:35,464 --> 00:18:37,489 Guys, maybe we should do it now. 445 00:18:37,567 --> 00:18:38,829 Rockso? 446 00:18:38,901 --> 00:18:39,731 K-- what? 447 00:18:39,802 --> 00:18:42,293 You may have forgotten but we haven't. 448 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,565 Say hello to Dory McLean. 449 00:18:49,412 --> 00:18:50,379 Leonard? It's me, Dory. 450 00:18:52,815 --> 00:18:54,214 Dory McLean. 451 00:18:54,283 --> 00:18:57,719 Damn, you got ka-ka-ka-- old! 452 00:18:57,787 --> 00:19:00,415 Well happens to the best of us. 453 00:19:00,489 --> 00:19:01,353 Eech! 454 00:19:01,424 --> 00:19:02,823 Yeah. I grew up. 455 00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,086 Ka-ka-ka-ew. 456 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:05,650 I'm married to a lawyer. 457 00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:06,854 You're fat. 458 00:19:06,929 --> 00:19:09,363 Well, Leonard, it's really, really nice to see you again. 459 00:19:09,432 --> 00:19:12,230 Uhhh yeah. You old. 460 00:19:12,301 --> 00:19:14,030 Well I'm glad I got to say hi, 461 00:19:14,103 --> 00:19:15,627 so uh I'm going to get going. 462 00:19:15,705 --> 00:19:17,366 C'mon Chastity! 463 00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,374 Huh? Chastity?! 464 00:19:19,442 --> 00:19:22,900 Oh, she's my daughter. 465 00:19:22,979 --> 00:19:26,779 Ka-ka-ka-- hellooo!