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[ Heavy-metal music plays ]
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[ Echoing ] As the prophecy
foretold, they licked their
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wounds and returned from
the air to the earth.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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[ Crowd roars in distance ]
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[ Music continues ]
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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Nathan: ♪ Blind men escaping the skies,
condemned, the klok counts down ♪
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♪ the ghost that's still alive
infest your mind with fog ♪
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♪ venom spearing, spells adhering,
sweating, fearing madness takes you down ♪
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♪ rejoin ♪
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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♪ It's darker this time ♪
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An amazing return!
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Now that you're back on earth
and your new record is in the
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can, is there anything you
want to tell the world?
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Nathan: I'm really excited because I
finally found a girl who loves me for me.
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For the first time ever, I've begun
seriously dating one of my fans.
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♪ Tick-tock tick-tock ♪
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♪ tick-tock tick-tock ♪
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♪ tick-tock tick-tock ♪
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♪ Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok!
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Dethklok! ♪
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Pickles: Guys, I'm
worried about Nathan.
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Dating a fan is, you
know, kind of a no-no.
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Toki: Whats abouts a quicks
humps with a groupies?
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Whats ams wrong with dats?
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Skwisgaar: Well, Tokis, you
cand humps all de groupies you
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want, but, you know --
Pickles: But don't make a fan your girlfriend.
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Murderface: Why not?!
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Pickles: Because fans are
crazy, obsessed weirdos.
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You can't have a real
relationship with them.
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Mark my words!
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He'll see.
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It always ends badly.
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What a sad dildo...
Hi.
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Nathan: Hi.
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Listen, all of you -- my girl-fan-friend
is [bleep] awesome, okay?
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It's a great relationship!
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Pickles: It's not
a relationship.
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It's an ego booster.
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Nathan: She's, like, totally the
most loyal person in the world.
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She's like a [bleep] amazing, hot, loyal
labrador but with really nice tits.
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Murderface: All we're saying is that
she kinda sounds like a crazy dildo.
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Hi.
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[ Both moaning ]
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[ Moaning continues ]
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Toki: Eww.
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Oh, come ons, guys.
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We gots to go to a meetings.
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Nathan: Yeah, you're right.
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Let's go.
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Charles always gets pissed
off if we're late, you know?
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He's such an uptight
di-i-i-ildo-o-o-o-o-o.
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Hi.
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Charles: Hi.
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[ Sloop! ]
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Okay, a couple things.
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First, Klokikon, the, uh, annual
convention for a few hundred
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thousand Dethklok
fans, is coming up.
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Pickles: What is it?
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Charles: Klokikon.
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Toki: Ha! Sounds stupids!
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Kloks-ko-[bleep]
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Charles: Well, I didn't
come up with the name.
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So, once again, you're all invited
to participate, do signings.
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They have hundreds of people
dressed like each of you.
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Skwisgaar: Why ams
they dressed likes us?
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Charles: Uh, I don't know,
Skwisgaar -- because they're all
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driven by fan obsession
to dress like you.
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Skwisgaar: And what?
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We's being expecteds to
gives them candies?!
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Charles: I'm gonna cut to the
chase -- do you guys want to be
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a part of Klokikon or not?
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Nathan: No.
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Murderface: Pass!
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[ Ding! Sizzle! ]
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Charles: Fine. Moving on.
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Okay, let's talk about the new, uh --
Murderface: Sorry.
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Can't do Klokikon, Charles.
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Charles: I know.
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You just told me.
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Murderface: Yeah.
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By the way, I'll be doing a lot
more smoking because, uhhhh, I'm
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[bleep] Smoking cigarettes now.
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[ Inhales deeply ]
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[ Exhales deeply ]
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Eh, no big deal.
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I'm sure you already saw this,
but I'm kinda on the cover of
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smokaroonie aficionado.
[ Smack lips ]
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Yep, got the cover.
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[ Inhales deeply ]
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[ Exhales deeply ]
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Smooth.
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Toki: Cigarettes am sos cools!
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Skwisgaar: Gives
me one of thems!
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Murderface: No! No!
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Thoses cigarettes are mine!
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If I catch any of you smoking, you'll
be in deep trouble -- deep trouble!
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You got it?!
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[ Alarm sounds ]
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Murderface: Ah [Bleep]
smoke alarms!
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[ Crash! ]
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Stampingston: Gentlemen,
Dethklok has moved back to earth
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and is on the verge of
releasing a new record.
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General Crozier?
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Crozier: In addition, Nathan
explosion has begun dating a fan.
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Orlaag: Historically, dating a fan
has proven to be catastrophic.
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Stampingston: Yes.
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Here to speak more is Nathan explosion romance
expert Dr. Tormindbind Mickmildididindnin.
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Dr. Mickmildididindnin?
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Nathan explosion
is cursed by love.
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In this case, he's embarked in
the worst relationship known to
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mankind -- he's begun seriously dating
one of his wretched, mindless fans.
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A last-ditch, pathetic
effort to avoid intimacy.
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These "fan, avoidance, pretend
relationships" have the illusion
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of working, but when the
celebrity wants out, the results
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can be quite dangerous.
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Orlaag: The economy is growing
stronger thanks to the
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anticipation of Dethklok's
upcoming album.
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And soon, that money will flow
into Falconback like a river.
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General, your moment
to shine is coming.
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Crozier: All my lobbying
efforts will come to fruition
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when the biggest defense bill of all
time is passed through congress.
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Selatcia: We are on the
precipice of something great.
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Falconback will soon thrive!
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Pickles: Look.
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Trindle left her laptop out.
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You think that's weird?
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I mean, she's always walking
around with that thing.
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[ Inhales deeply ]
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[ Exhales deeply ]
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She seems so protective of it.
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I wonder why.
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Skwisgaar: Huh.
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What ams yous sayins about
Trindle's ands dat, uh, lapstops?
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Pickles: I don't know.
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It's just like she knows
everything about Dethklok, but
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we don't know
anything about her.
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Toki: Welps, I bets everythings to knows
about her ams ins dats a lapstops.
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Pickles: I guess we
should take a look.
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Toki: [ Sighs ]
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[ Keyboard clacking ]
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Murderface: What the [Bleep]
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Are you doing?!
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Skwisgaar: Aah!
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Murderface: You swiped
my [Bleep] smokes!
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Pickles: Smokes?
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Murderface: And
you're smokin' em!
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Wait. Hold on.
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Isn't that Trindle's laptop?
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Nathan, your [Bleep] girlfriend
is under suspicion for the
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disappearance of several Dethklok
cover-band lead singers.
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Skwisgaar: All the Nathans
gones -- without a trace!
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Toki: She was detaineds
but never charged.
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She ams stills at large!
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Pickles: Look, Nathan, she has
an active dating profile,
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and it looks like she's trying to
lure people in that look like you.
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I can't get enough
Nathan explosion!
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Do you look like Nathan?
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Call me!
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Murderface: She's a no-good whore
like your moth, Skwisgaar!
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Sorry.
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Pickles: She's [Bleep]
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Cheating on you!
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[ Engine revs ]
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Toki: Nathans! Slows down!
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Nathan: I'll prove
you all wrong.
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She would never cheat on me.
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She made that dating
profile as a joke.
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She was joking!
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Trindle has a wonderful
sense of humor!
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[ Laughs weakly ]
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Ahhh.
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Skwisgaar: Nathans!
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Where ams you takings us?!
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Nathan: I'm going to the place
where Dethklok fans go.
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Gonna go and prove
Trindle's innocence!
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We're going to Klokikon.
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Pickles: Oh, no.
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Charles: Get a team over
to Klokikon immediately.
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We have code black.
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Pickles: Trindle's computer says
she's supposed to have some
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kind of an exhibition here.
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Skwisgaar: Oh, my gods.
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Look at this place.
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Nathan: Sweaty nerds.
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Toki: Ah, cosplay geeks.
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Pickles: Dethklok furries.
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Skwisgaar: Just what we needs --
more homosketuals fans fictions.
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Toki: Hey, looks!
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Thats ams a really goods
renderings of my abs!
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Can you guys get out of my way?
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I want to buy a
Dethklok comic book.
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Murderface: Where did you
get a 100-ounce Coca-Cola?
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It's a galloner.
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Nathan: Can I ask you something?
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Do you eat a lot of
garlic crazy bread?
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Yeah.
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Nice Nathan outfit.
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Nathan: Thanks, uh, fat Pickles.
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Skwisgaar: Hey, fat pickle,
you don't knows where de
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Trindle's exhibition
is, does you?
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I do! It's over there!
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Skwisgaar: Ams thats
supposed to be me?
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Are you guys smoking?
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You know that's bad for you.
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Nathan: Thank you for
the, uh, health advice.
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Come on! Let's go!
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[ Crowd chanting "blow!" ]
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[ Smooching ]
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[ Moans ]
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Nathan: What the
hell was I thinking?
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She's not a very good
girlfriend at all!
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She's, like, the worst
girlfriend ever!
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She's a cheater!
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I'm not cheating on you.
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They're all you.
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They are all you.
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You see, I'm a very big fan of
yours -- such a big fan, uh,
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that I was all of you.
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Nathan: Get away from me!
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Guys! Guys!
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Pickles: [ Panting ] There's
too many [Bleep] Stairs.
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Too many stairs.
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Skwisgaar: A lot of
steps up theres.
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Toki: Let's takes
a smokes break.
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Pickles: Definitely
taking a smoke break.
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Nathan: I get it.
You're a really big fan, okay?
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- Just let me out of here.
- Oh, no.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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You don't really get it.
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[ Bomb beeping ]
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Nathan: You're crazy!
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Am I?!
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Or do I just want
the perfect finish?
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[ Giggles ]
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The perfect...explosion?
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Pickles: Nathan!
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Murderface: Nathan!
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Pickles: We're here!
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Even better!
We will all end together!
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Skwisgaar: Guys, we haves
to creates a diversions
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[inhales deeply] So that we can get
Nathans out of the situaskins.
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Murderface: I got it!
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We'll make a smoke screen --
a cigarette smoke screen!
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Skwisgaar: Smokes
in thats direction!
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Toki: More smokin'!
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Pickles: Smoke thicker!
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[ Coughing ]
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Toki: Keep smokings!
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It ams working!
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Pickles: Guys, it's Ofdensen!
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Oh!
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Nathan!
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I...love...you!
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Nathan: ♪ blind men escaping the skies,
condemned, the klok counts down ♪
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♪ the ghost that's still alive
infest your mind with fog ♪
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♪ venom spearing, spells adhering,
sweating, fearing madness takes you down ♪
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Aah!
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Nathan: ♪ rejoin ♪
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Oh!
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Nathan: ♪ it's
darker this time ♪
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Aah!
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Nathan: ♪ can't kill me ♪
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♪ rejoin ♪
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Aah!
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Nathan: ♪ it's darker ♪
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Aah!
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Nathan: ♪ this time ♪
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♪ can't kill me ♪
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Oh, God!
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[ Spitting ]
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