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And the ocean was at once
the destroyer and the savior.

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The world waits for the
Dethklok album to drop.

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The album has been shrouded in
secrecy, but today Dethklok did

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release these details.

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Hey, kids.

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It's me, Facebones.

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The new limited-edition Dethklok
album will be available only on

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a totally unrippable
liquid format.

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Anyone caught reproducing, sharing,
downloading, uploading,

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or otherwise [Bleep] with it in
any way will be subjected to

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imprisonment without
due process.

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While you're in prison, you'll
experience eye poking,

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water-boarding, acts of war,
throat slashing, and butt [Bleep]

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Goodbye [Bleep]

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As the global countdown
continues, fans were trampled

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today at the Dethklok
album preview.

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Those still standing got the fix
they needed, as this preview

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raised the bar on
brutality forever.

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[ Crowd chanting "Dethklok" ]

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[ Electric-guitar chord plays ]

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[ Crowd cheering ]

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Less than a week and counting
before the Dethklok album hits stores.

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Police in China subdued fans
as the ships carrying the

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limited-edition Dethklok album
left the port of Shanghai.

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♪ Tick-tock tick-tock ♪

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♪ tick-tock tick-tock ♪

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♪ tick-tock tick-tock ♪

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♪ Dethklok! Dethklok! Dethklok! ♪

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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com

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Charles: Well, the album has
shipped, and I'm sure you're all

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anxious to start talking about tour
plotting, staging, uh, merchandise, uh...

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Murderface: Hey! Watch this!

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You're about to witness the
art of the prank call.

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[ Electric-guitar riff plays ]

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Toki: Hello?

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Murderface: I'm a little old
lady, and I'd like to come over.

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Toki: Huh... I'ms in a stupids
meetings, buts, uh, maybe you cans come

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over laters.

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Who is this?

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Murderface: We
could order pizza.

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Toki: Oh, I loves pizza.

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How dids you gets my numbers?

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Murderface: [ Snickers ]

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Toki: Hello?

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Hey, some nice old ladys
just hungs up on me.

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Oh, I hopes she's okay.

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[ Electric-guitar riff plays ]

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Skwisgaar: One
moments, Toki.

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Hello, this ams Skwisgaar
Skwigelf, uh, speakings.

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Murderface: This is a divorced,
overweight African-American lady.

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Can I come over?

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[ Chuckles ]

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Skwisgaar: I mights be ables
to squeeze you ins, uh...

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Nathan: Guys, do you think the red
in this album cover is too pink?

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This looks like [Bleep] soup.

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It looks like pink tomato soup.

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Can we send it back and ask
them to make it more blood red?

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Charles: Nathan, I'm sorry, but
the albums have already shipped.

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Pickles: Told you so.

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Charles: It's too late.

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Skwisgaar: Huh, that ams weirds, uh...
Toki: What happeneds?

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Skwisgaar: This ladys calls
me and says she's hornys and

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then she hangs ups on mes!

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I hopes she ams okay.

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[ Electric-guitar riff plays ]

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Toki: Oh, I gots
another phones call!

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[ Dial tone ]

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That's weird.

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I just gots a call from the princess
of the forests and she hungs up on me.

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Oh, I hope she's okay.

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Murderface: [ Snickers ]

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They have no [Bleep]
clue it's me.

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I'm the funniest [Bleep]

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Prank-call artist
that ever lived.

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Nathan: Hey, is that what
you're gonna do on your

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vacation--
Prank-call, goof off?

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Murderface: [Bleep] That!

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Club hedonism is
doing a [Bleep]

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Gettysburg re-enactment--
My two favorite things.

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Pickles: Hey, now that the
record's coming out, what are

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you guys doing with your
free time over there?

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Skwisgaar: I'll probably, uh, finally
gets some times to plays guitars.

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Toki: I'll probably
watch him plays guitars.

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What ams you twos going to do?

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Nathan: Should I tell
them or should you?

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Pickles: You tell them!

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Nathan: We're going
on our friender bender!

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Pickles: Yeah,
friender bender!

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Nathan: You know, our
post-album tradition of drinking

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around the world till we, uh...
You know, black out together.

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Pickles: You black out.

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I don't black out.

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And you know what, Nathan?

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You can't have any tequila while
we're going on our friender bender.

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You know why?

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'Cause you turn
into a dark person.

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Nathan: Will you
get off my back?

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I'm not gonna drink any
tequila, all right?

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Come to think of it, I don't
remember the last time I had any.

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Aah!

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[ People screaming ]

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Stampingston: Gentlemen, it
appears that while Dethklok's

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album ships, the band
will be taking it easy.

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General Crozier?

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Crozier: A fleet carrying 600 million
liquid-format recordings left Shanghai

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yesterday at 0700 hours.

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Artillery boats and coast guard
helicopters are escorting the

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ships as they deliver the album
to the world's ports, where

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rabid fans are already gathered.

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Orlaag: The People's
Liberation Army Air Force has

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escorted the album
master back to Mordhaus.

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Stampingston: Yes.

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Meanwhile, William Murderface has become
a master at the art of the prank call.

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Here to speak more is prank-call
specialist Dr. Borgermubarretswingdworth.

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Dr. Borgermubarretswingdworth?

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The prank call is an American pastime
that is as old as the day is long.

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In the early 1800s, pranks were delivered
by horseback on the pranky express.

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Alexander Graham bell invented the
telephone solely to expedite

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the process of humiliating
friends and strangers.

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Prank calls can spin out of control
and set off a chain reaction.

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Pearl Harbor started as a prank
call from "an emperor" --

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A 12-year-old kid in his basement.

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The bay of pigs was a prank call,
as well, by fidel Castro's nephew.

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And some believe "Houston, we have a
problem" was an interplanetary prank call.

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The history of prank calling may seem
like fun and games, but be forewarned.

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The telephone is powerful
technology that in Dethklok's

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hands could lead to irreparable
humiliation and shame!

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Orlaag: The new Dethklok album is the
engine driving our world's economy.

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Crozier: A booming economy is key
to passing the Falconback legislation.

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As long as voters have jobs and
rising real estate, nobody will

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question government
spending for our bill.

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Orlaag: Let's hope Dethklok's
excessive drinking and prank

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calls doesn't interfere
with this new economy.

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Selatcia: The album has
already shipped, gentlemen.

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Let Dethklok's descent
into decadence play out.

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[ Electric-guitar riff plays ]

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Toki: Hello?

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Murderface: Toki Wartooth?

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Toki: Who ams
I speakings to?

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Murderface: You just won free
tickets to Splasheroonie water park!

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Toki: Oh, wowee!

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I loves water parks!

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How many tickets did I wins?

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Murderface: Uh, one for you
and one for [Bleep] Skwisgaar.

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I mea-- I mean, a friend.

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Toki: Oh, gives to
Toki at once his ticket!

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Murderface: Hold on.

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Go to this address and
say the magic phrase.

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Now, you might want
to write this down.

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Go get a pen.

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Skwisgaar: I guess
this ams the place.

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Toki: Everyones, can I haves your
attentions for just ones moments?

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This shouldn't takes too longs.

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Just gots to reads you this in orders
to get my Splasheroonie tickets.

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Haven'ts, uh, reads this yet.

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Here we goes.

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"I would like you all...
To suck my [Bleep]"

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Skwisgaar: Wait a minutes.

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You calls that deejay back and--
Toki: I can't!

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I can't even calls him back.

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I don'ts have his numbers!

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He calleds me!

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Skwisgaar: Gives
me your phones to me!

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What?

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Murderface!

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Pickles: Okay, so,
here's the plan.

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First stop, Russia-- Balkan
161, [Bleep] Polar bears.

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Switzerland-- [Bleep] Absinthe
jello shots, [Bleep] Heli-ski

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down a big mountain
blah, blah, blah.

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Italy-- [Bleep] Grappa, art.

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Ooh, who gives a [Bleep]

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London-- [Bleep] Dry Martini and
[Bleep] You, Buckingham Palace.

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And we're not gonna obsess
about the record, okay?

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Nathan: Okay.

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Pickles: I mean it!

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Nathan: Okay!

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Pickles: And no tequila.

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Nathan: Okay!

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Pickles: Good!

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So we're gonna [Bleep] spend the
next two weeks [Bleep] drinking

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like crazy, right?

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Nathan: Yeah!

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Pickles: So what should we do
for the next two hours while

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we're waiting for our plane?

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Nathan: Maybe we
should have a drink.

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Pickles: That's a
pretty good idea.

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Dude, there's got to be more
booze in here somewhere.

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Nathan: Uhhhh.

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Tequila.

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Pickles: Oh, Nathan, I found some
hot sauce and some blueberry schnapps.

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Nathan?

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Nathan?

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Murderface: Ah, neck pillow,
dramamine, cologne in an

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under-4-ounce bottle...
Toki: There's one thing he

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ams forgettings--
hims credit cards!

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Skwisgaar: We gonna shows
that [Bleep] dildos what the

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pranks calls really ams.

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Hellos.

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My name ams Williams Murderface,
and I would likes to buy somes

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ammunitions ands firearms.

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Toki: Buy some Anthrax.

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That gets you in real trouble.

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Skwisgaar: And
plastic explosives.

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Toki: Can'ts waits to see the delta
squads blows the tops of his head off!

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Skwisgaar: I can'ts waits to see
someone snipes him in the face!

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Murderface: Hey, I'm off to
the airport for my vacation.

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Take care while I'm gone.

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Be safe, everybody.

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Can't wait to see you again.

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Skwisgaar: Oh, haves
a safe flights, pal!

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Murderface: Well,
thank you, Skwisgaar.

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That's very nice of you.

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World markets rose sharply
again on the shipping of the

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Dethklok album, which is expected to
give a huge boost to the economy.

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As a result, the US Treasury
issued a new denomination of

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currency-- the klokillion.

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That's one million
krillions, folks.

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Exactly.

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And the markets look ahead
three to six months.

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Now, major traders are already
factoring in, what, a world

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tour, merchandise,
increased casket sales.

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This is not irrational
exuberance, mind you.

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This is the new
global metal economy.

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Sire, I regret to inform you
that the dethjet has been

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grounded due to
inclement weather.

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[ Both chuckle ]

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You know what you must do.

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Destroy the master.

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[ Both laugh ]

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Toki: [ Grunting ]

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[ People screaming ]

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All flights cancelled due to
bad weather across the globe.

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Sorry.

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Murderface: [ Chuckles ]

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Ow!

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[ Wind whistling ]

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You must destroy it.

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Pickles: Holy [Bleep]

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Nathan!

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We're moments away from the
arrival of the new Dethklok

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album at the port of entry.

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[ Thunder crashes ]

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The coast guard is reporting
that the sea is swallowing all

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the ships carrying the
new Dethklok album.

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Pickles: Nathan!

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Walking down the stairs
with my hand on the wall.

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Nathan!

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Uh, we're just getting
information that the only

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remaining copy is protected
deep within Mordhaus!

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Pickles: Nathan!

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Nathan: It's
a sign, Pickles.

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Pickles: What the
[Bleep] are you doing?

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Nathan: It's got
to be destroyed.

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Pickles: No!

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[ Gull squawks ]

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Dethklok must go
back in the water.

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