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No, no, no!
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No, you cannot have this, too!
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You greedy, fat asshole!
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I [bleep] quit!
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[ Echoing ] Quit... Toki: Isn't there
any ways we cans works dis out?
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Skwisgaar: You know,
it ams a shames.
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I was really getting
used to dis gigs.
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Murderface: That's if
they go through with it.
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Skwisgaar: Yeah, but if the
guys that runs the bands can'ts
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gets alongs, then there
ams no more bands.
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Masters, they are ready for you.
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Charles: I can't watch this.
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Yet we cannot intervene.
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Things will unfold as they must.
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Nathan: Uh, after a long, uh,
deliberation, uh, thing, we've
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decided that Dethklok can no
longer, uh, be together anymore.
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And without the five of us on
board, there is no Dethklok.
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Our final show will be
in Reykjavik, Iceland.
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[ Crowd moans and groans ]
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♪ Tick-tock tick-tock ♪
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♪ tick-tock tick-tock ♪
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♪ tick-tock tick-tock ♪
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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The world is reeling from the news that
Dethklok is, in fact, breaking up.
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Fans have responded with catastrophic
destruction around the world.
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Did it all end
because of a girl?
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I left for my own reasons.
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The job was near completion, and the
circumstances stopped being professional.
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I wish Dethklok every
success in the future.
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Thank you.
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But even more confusing is this -- the
band members are already moving on.
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William Murderface has
announced his candidacy to run
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as congressman of New Jersey.
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Shortly after, Toki announced his
intention to be Murderface's intern.
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Nathan explosion has paired with
producer Skwisgaar skwigelf
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and engineer Dick Knubbler to
make the next big thing, that's
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supposed to sound bigger and better,
and leave Dethklok in the dust!
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Pickles the drummer has decided
to retire from music and
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start his own winery and vows to
make the most alcoholic wine ever.
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Pickles: These grapes
aren't growing fast enough!
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Look, you wanted Pinot grapes.
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Pinot grapes, uh, they
take time to cultivate.
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Pickles: Look, it's
supposed to ship soon.
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I have major financial backers and a
premiere wine tasting on the books!
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Grapes ain't gonna
grow that fast.
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Pickle, make them grow that fast!
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I don't have a job
anymore [bleep] damn it!
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[ Glass breaks ]
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Toki: Oh, thanks, buddys.
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Let's definitely gets
some dinner soons.
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Yeah, man, I'd like that.
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All right, look, just remember
I've been through all this band
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breakup [bleep] before.
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Yeah, I'm here if
you need me, man.
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Toki: Yeah, thanks.
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I really appreciates that.
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Murderface: Ah, am I paying you to
talk on the phone with your pal?
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Toki: Sorrys -- my new boss
is beings a total dickheads!
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Okay, bye.
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Okay, buddy. Later.
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[ Click ]
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I'll see you soon enough.
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Toki: Yeah, I reallys don'ts
appreciates you raising your
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voice to me while
I'ms ons de phone.
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Murderface: I'm paying you!
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Toki: It was a personal call.
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Murderface: You've
got work to do!
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Toki: Ah, dats why
I'ms here, buddy!
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Murderface: All right. Good.
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Great.
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Now, we're sending out an e-mail
campaign that's really gonna --
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Toki: Oh, wowie!
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Is dats a gargoyle?
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Murderface: [ Groans ]
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It's a paperweight.
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Toki: [ As gargoyle ] I ams
the gargoyles, sittins on the
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papers, makings sures
they don'ts blows away.
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Murderface: Gah! Toki!
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The gargoyle will still be
there, and you can look at it
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after I tell you
this important news.
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Use the photos from the file
marked "Congressman Murderface."
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Do not use the photos
from my personal account.
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Toki: "Do nots use the photos
froms my personal accounts."
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Murderface: [ Groans ]
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And are you sure you want --
[ Up-tempo music playing ]
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Toki: What's dats music?
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[ Music continues ]
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Nathan: Stop! Stop! Listen.
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[ Music stops ]
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It sounds like you're trying to
sound like Dethklok, all right?
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That's -- you're
missing the point.
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Dick: Yeah, guys, we're trying to
get away from the Dethklok sound.
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We're moving on. Get it?
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Nathan, why don't you explain
a little more about that?
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Nathan: Uh...Yeah, okay, yeah.
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Skwisgaar: Explains the
sounds a little bit to them.
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Nathan: Yeah, it's gotta be, um... what
were we talking, how it's the sound?
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Skwisgaar: That's mores
has to be extra sounds.
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Nathan: Yeah, extra -- it
has to be more than --
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Skwisgaar: It has to be, you
know, more thans the other ones.
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Nathan: Yeah, but -- yes,
but with less, you know?
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Skwisgaar: Yeah.
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Nathan: Yeah.
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Skwisgaar: Dats the
idea, so do dats.
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Nathan: There's no other way
to explain it than what --
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I hope you were listening, 'cause
that's not gonna happen again.
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Skwisgaar: Yeah.
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Nathan: All right, ready?
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One, two -- [ Music resumes ]
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No. Nope. No.
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[ Music continues, same ]
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Yes! Yes. Ye--
[ Music continues, same ]
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No. No.
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Okay, thank you. You're done.
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What am I doing wrong here?
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Dick: Between you and me, I
don't think they get it.
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You know, you may need
some studio ringers.
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Nathan: Session guys?
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Dick: Yeah, hot
shots, session guys.
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They'll just -- they'll give you
what you want, and all I got to
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do is give 'em a ringy ding.
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You say "Go," and I will.
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Nathan: I don't know.
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I don't know.
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What do -- what do you think?
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Skwisgaar: I, uh, was not listenings
to what you -- he just said.
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Nathan: All right, let's do it.
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Skwisgaar: Yeah.
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Dick: Let's send
these jerks home.
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Skwisgaar: Go homes, ding dongs!
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Murderface: "That is why, my
noble constituents, I am most
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assuredly looking forward to being your," uh...
[Bleep] What's it called?
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Toki: Congressman.
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Murderface: "Congressman."
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Thank you.
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Signed, Mr. William Murderface."
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Send it off!
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Toki: You wants to reads
it and spell-checks it?
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Murderface: Nah, I
gotta take a dump.
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You're in charge!
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Nathan: ♪ splayed organs
churn in my throat ♪
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♪ lacerated innards
blind my soul ♪
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Dick: Okay, yeah, now, now,
now, do the -- do the thing.
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Do the thing we
were talking about.
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Go!
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Nathan: ♪ scit
scat scittley do ♪
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♪ scit scat scittley
ding dong a-do ♪
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♪ scittley scitscit scat
and scatally scoo ♪
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♪ I'm talkin' scit
scat scittley scooo ♪
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♪ fuddly ut-n'duttin scittley
scit scat scoodly scoo ♪
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♪ a fiddley scit scat scone
scot scat scone scit ♪
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♪ scat scat scoo scit scat
scit scat scat scoo and a scit
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scat fuddly ut-n'duttin do! ♪
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Dick: I don't know.
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I think -- I think this is hip.
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This is gold. This is platinum.
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That's what platinum
sounds like.
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Skwisgaar?
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You know?
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Skwisgaar: Ohhh.
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It ams, uh...differents.
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Dick: See?
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Skwisgaar likes it.
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Skwisgaar likes it.
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Skwisgaar: I, uh,
didn'ts say dat.
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Dick: Nathan, I can't tell what
you're thinking sometimes.
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I need words.
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You need to talk to me here.
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They're calling it
"Jack Off Gate."
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Hundreds of self-taken masturbation
photos of congressman wannabe and
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future former Dethklok bassist
William Murderface have surfaced
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over the last 24 hours.
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The state of New Jersey and
all his constituents have
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denounced the act and no
longer support his candidacy.
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Murderface: Oh, my God.
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Pickles: Oh, my God.
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These grapes are gigantic.
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I don't know how you did
it, but you did it!
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That's amazing!
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Well, we made the grapes grow faster
using, um, unlicensed metabolic hormones.
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Pickles: Great job!
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It looks great!
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Thanks a lot, buddy!
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You saved my ass!
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Hey, hey.
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Nobody's tasted that wine.
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Pickles: Thank you all for
being part of a wonderful and,
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no doubt, profitable
wine venture.
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I give you "whore's blood wine."
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Cheers!
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All: Cheers!
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Skwisgaar: We has all faileds.
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Horriblys.
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We gots dis one show left.
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Maybe we should considers
patchking it ups.
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Pickles: I wouldn't do it
unless Nathan apologized to me,
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and he is incapable of doing that.
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Skwisgaar: You never
know, Pickles.
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The last show, he could turns
around, looks at you, and says a
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simples "I am sorrys."
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Orlaag: Master, the band
frays before our eyes.
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This is most unexpected.
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The prophecy is muddled
at this point.
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Crozier: They are
weak and broken.
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They are vulnerable.
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Now is the time to crush them.
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Selatcia: No.
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What you don't understand yet,
general, is that we need them alive.
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It is time for me to reveal myself
and show them my true power.
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I remember all those years ago.
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I remember getting a scratchy old
demo from a bunch of young punks.
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I remember seeing the name "Dethklok"
scribbled on the demo in black marker.
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I remember tracking you down,
and I remember signing you.
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I remember knowing deep in my
heart that this would be the
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best work I'd do in my
life, and I was right.
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It was important.
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But here we are.
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And I don't know why you're
doing this, and I don't care.
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You just have to know that
you don't have to end it.
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But if you want to throw everything
away, I can't do anything about it.
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If you want to be a bunch of
selfish sons of bitches, all I
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can do is watch you
throw it all away.
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But... I want to thank you all for
making my life better with your music.
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Goodbye.
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[ Heavy-metal music plays ]
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Nathan: Welcome, people of the earth...
To Dethklok's final show.
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[ Crowd moans and groans ]
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[ Rumbling ]
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[ Electricity crackles ]
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[ Crowd screams ]
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Charles: Selatcia.
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Oh, God, it's beginning.
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You've all been
trained for this.
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Commence evacuation
sequence now!
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Protect the band! Go!
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What is that?
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Charles: He's not from here.
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Selatcia: I've been wanting to
introduce myself to you for some time.
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Murderface: Oh, my [bleep]
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God!
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What the [bleep] is going on?!
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Get out of here now!
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Get to a safe place!
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Selatcia: Goodbye.
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Charles: Let's move this thing.
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Go!
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We've got to get to the ocean.
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[ Electricity crackles ]
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[ Engine shuts off ]
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Engage Alpha Monstro.
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But, master, it's too far.
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Charles: Do it.
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Let's go down!
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Selatcia: We will congregate.
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It is inevitable.
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It is inevitable.
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Nathan: Who was that man?
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Charles: His name is Mr. Selatcia,
but we call him the "Half Man."
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It's time I tell you everything.
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It's time that you learn about
the church of the black klok.
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Sync & corrections by honeybunny
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