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Learning to fly this thing, Morty,
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is gonna be really liberating.
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You know, you're gonna be free
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to go on all kinds of errands for me.
- Cool.
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See that planet right there?
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Don't fly too close
to that planet.
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Someone will come out and
try to wash your windshield.
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Hold on.
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Yeah?
Yeah, I have it.
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Where do you want to meet?
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All right, cool.
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All right, Morty, lesson's over.
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We got some business
to attend to
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a few light minutes
south of here.
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Oh, you still use
south in space?
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Whoa! Jesus, Jerry!
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What the hell
are you doing here?!
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What are you talking about?
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We agreed a boy's father
should be present
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when he's learning to drive.
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I guess I remember that.
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Wow. And you've just been
back there this whole time?
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Amazing.
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Well, we don't have time
to take him to Earth, Morty.
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Head for 3924917.
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Cool!
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Looks like I'm coming along
for an adventure!
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Yep.
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This is where we're going?
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Nope.
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This is.
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You can park in
a handicap spot, Morty.
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Anything with
less than eight limbs
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is considered disabled here.
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Well, look at this fella.
Aren't you handsome?
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Thank you.
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- I'm Jerry.
- Oh, I know you are.
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Did you come here
in a spaceship?
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I'm traveling with my son
and father-in-law.
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W-wait.
Are they coming?
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Oh, they'll be back soon.
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What?!
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I don't know how this works!
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Help me!
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What the hell?!
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I know, right?
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Oh, what the hell?!
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I know, right?
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Jerryboree!?
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You created
a day care for my Dad?
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Are you kidding?
I wish I had this idea.
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Well, I did have this idea,
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but I wish I was the version
of me that owned it.
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That guy's rich.
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Don't forget to check
the reason for your drop-off.
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Trust me, Morty, I've heard
stories from other Ricks.
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Jerrys don't tend to last
five minutes off of earth.
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This is a totally unregistered
cross-temporal asteroid.
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Here, they can romp and
play with other Jerrys.
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He couldn't be safer.
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Hey, Morty, hang on to this.
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That number's your dad.
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If you lose it, we're not gonna
be able to get him back.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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- Okay, wait here.
- I want to come with.
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Don't come with.
It's boring.
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It's...
It's business stuff.
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What kind of business
do you do in a garage?
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You know, this seems
a little shady.
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Right, yeah, like nothing
shady ever happened
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in a fully furnished office?
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You ever hear
about Wall Street, Morty?
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Y-you know
what those guys do
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in... in...
In their fancy boardrooms?
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They take their balls
and they dip them in cocaine
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and wipe them
all over each other.
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You know, Grandpa goes around,
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and he does
his business in public,
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because Grandpa isn't shady.
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Aw, crap.
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Hey, what's up?
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Hey, Rick!
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Here you go...
3,000 flerbos.
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Do you have the weapon?
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C-can we please?
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This is my grandson, Morty.
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Oh, hi, Morty.
I'm Krombopulos Michael.
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I'm an assassin.
I buy guns from your grandpa.
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Here. Go away.
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Ooh! Yeah,
this looks deadly.
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So, this shoots antimatter?
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My target can't be killed
with regular matter.
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Nice to meet you, Morty.
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Listen, if you ever need
anybody murdered,
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please give me a call.
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- I'm very discreet.
- You're g-giving him a card?!
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I have no code of ethics.
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I will kill anyone, anywhere...
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Children, animals, old people...
Doesn't matter.
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I just love killing.
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You sell weapons
to killers for money?
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You've got what
the intergalactic call
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a very planetary
mind-set, Morty.
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It's more complicated out here.
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These are flerbos.
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Do you understand what
two humans can accomplish
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with 3,000 of these?
- Uh, what?
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An entire afternoon
at Blips and Chitz!
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Oh, this place is the best.
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It's got beer, games, prizes,
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and you can never tell
what time it is.
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You sold a gun to a murderer
so you could play video games?!
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Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend
all day shuffling words around,
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you can make anything
sound bad, Morty.
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Here, check this out.
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Aah!
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Roy, what's wrong?
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I had a nightmare.
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I was with an old man.
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He put a helmet on me.
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It's just a fever.
Get some sleep.
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I don't want you
missing school on Monday.
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I want you kids
to look around you today
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and think about your future.
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Now is the time in your life
when anything is possible.
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Spiraling perfectly!
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It's gonna be caught
by Roy Parsons!
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Roy Parsons is at the 20!
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Now he's at the 10!
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Nothing can stop
Roy "The Rocket"!
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- Touchdown!
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I just think
it's time to get realistic.
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Have you talked to my father
about the Carpet Store?
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Roy?
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Had we caught it sooner...
Well, hindsight is 20/20, Roy.
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What's important
is that we move quickly.
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I'm not ready to die.
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You're not going to.
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Yeah!
Whoo! Yeah!
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Hey, thanks for the carpet, Roy.
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Hey, Roy, you pulled
those Persian off-white shags
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for the clearance sale?
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Whoa. Sh...
Shit!
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Oh!
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Whoa! What the hell?!
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W-w-where am I?!
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- What in the hell?!
- 55 years. Not bad, Morty.
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You kind of wasted
your 30s, though,
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with that
whole bird-watching phase.
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W-where's my wife?!
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Morty, you were just
playing a game.
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It's called "Roy."
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Snap out of it.
Come on.
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I'm Morty. You're Rick.
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Hey! You sold a gun
to a guy that kills people!
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Look at this...
You beat cancer,
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and then you went back
to work at the carpet store?
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Boo!
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D-don't dodge
the issue, Rick!
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Selling a gun to a hit man is
the same as pulling the trigger!
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It's also the same
as doing nothing.
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If Krombopulos Michael
wants someone dead,
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there's not a lot
anyone can do to stop him.
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That's why he does it
for a living.
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Now excuse me. It's time
to thrash your "Roy" score.
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You know, you could stop this
killing from happening, Rick!
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You know, you did a bad thing
selling that gun,
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but you could undo it
if you wanted.
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Uh-huh, yeah,
that's the difference
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between you and me, Morty.
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I never go back
to the carpet store.
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Holy shit!
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This guy's taking
Roy off the grid!
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This guy doesn't have a
social security number for Roy!
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Hi. I'm sorry.
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I think there was
a misunderstanding.
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I'm an adult and would like
to go home, please.
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Well, of course.
Right through that tube.
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Unbelievable.
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You're doing great.
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I know how to crawl in a tube.
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Come on.
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Oh.
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This is harder than it looks.
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Whoa!
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- Marco?
- Polo!
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Marco?
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Come find me.
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Marco?
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You guys are enjoying this?
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Don't you feel
a little patronized?
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How so?
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- Jerry!
- Beth.
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Oh, come on.
This is ridiculous.
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I love you, Jerry.
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Aw, Beth.
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Who wants to come watch
"Midnight Run"
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with Director's commentary on?
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00:07:01,047 --> 00:07:02,465
- Yeah!
- Definitely.
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00:07:02,548 --> 00:07:05,384
First one there gets to adjust
the picture setting!
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The factory tint
setting is always too high!
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Out of my way.
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The tint setting
is always too high.
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♪♪
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Oh, boy.
Here I go killing again.
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Aah!
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Aah!
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- Arh!
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Aah!
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- Aah!
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You ha ve arrived
at Krombopulos Michael.
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00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:06,279
Your destination is below.
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We're all out
of off-white Persian.
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Oh, man!
W-w-what have I done?!
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- Drop the gun.
- You don't understand!
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00:08:13,411 --> 00:08:14,691
This guy was gonna kill someone!
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I guess that makes two of us.
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Aah!
220
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What are you doing, Morty?
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00:08:20,710 --> 00:08:22,146
This is a Galactic
Federation outpost!
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Look, I don't have time
to tell you my entire backstory,
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00:08:24,463 --> 00:08:26,108
but Grandpa and government
don't get along.
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He saved my life.
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00:08:27,800 --> 00:08:29,302
- What?
- Huh?! Whoa!
226
00:08:29,385 --> 00:08:31,762
Are you
Krombopulos Michael's target?
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W-what's your name?
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00:08:33,055 --> 00:08:34,974
My kind has no use for names.
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I communicate through what
you call "Jessica's Feet"...
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No, "Telepathy."
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Oh, good job, Morty.
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Y-you killed
my best customer,
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but you saved
a mind-reading Fart.
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I like this name...
Fart.
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Morty, would you
kindly release me
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by pulling that lever
to the left of my cell?
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I am in great pain.
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Morty, don't do it.
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Morty...
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- Morty, you idiot.
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Oh, crap.
Let's get you out of here!
242
00:09:00,499 --> 00:09:02,102
We can't get him out of here.
He's gaseous.
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00:09:02,126 --> 00:09:03,966
He's not gonna make it
through a portal, Morty.
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00:09:04,045 --> 00:09:05,939
Well, then, I guess we're all
getting in the car.
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00:09:05,963 --> 00:09:07,298
Right, uh...
- Fart.
246
00:09:07,381 --> 00:09:09,091
No! Just...
J-just get in the car!
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00:09:09,175 --> 00:09:10,176
Morty, come on.
248
00:09:10,259 --> 00:09:11,653
I want to go back
to Blips and Chitz.
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00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:12,779
I don't want to deal with this.
250
00:09:12,803 --> 00:09:14,031
Rick, you've been clear
on the fact
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00:09:14,055 --> 00:09:15,699
that you don't want to help,
so just go away.
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More are coming.
253
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Screw this. I'm out.
254
00:09:22,688 --> 00:09:25,191
Whoa!
Come on, come on!
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00:09:25,274 --> 00:09:28,152
Get out of the vehicle made
of garbage or we will open fire!
256
00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:30,529
Um, um, um, um!
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Open fire!
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Aah!
259
00:09:42,041 --> 00:09:46,796
Stupid-ass, Fart-saving,
carpet-store motherfucker. Move!
260
00:09:46,879 --> 00:09:48,547
Wait, did you fuck
with my seat settings?
261
00:09:51,092 --> 00:09:52,927
More are coming.
262
00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:55,263
Rick!
263
00:09:55,346 --> 00:09:56,472
Yeah, yeah.
264
00:10:04,272 --> 00:10:06,649
Your geldon convertor
is pretty dinged up.
265
00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:09,610
That's because my grandson
drives like a male Obravadian.
266
00:10:09,694 --> 00:10:12,196
Yeah, I said it... some
stereotypes are based in fact.
267
00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:14,615
Actually, it's because
of years of neglect.
268
00:10:14,699 --> 00:10:17,034
You really need to respect
your gears, Rick.
269
00:10:17,118 --> 00:10:18,637
To you, they're just
wheels with teeth,
270
00:10:18,661 --> 00:10:20,788
but in my culture,
wars have been fought...
271
00:10:20,871 --> 00:10:22,581
So I've heard.
Just fix it.
272
00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:24,583
I don't think the Gromflamites
can track us now,
273
00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,627
but it looks like we're gonna
be here for a while.
274
00:10:26,711 --> 00:10:29,380
Or, you know, if you still have
that gun K. Michael dropped,
275
00:10:29,463 --> 00:10:31,257
we could finish the job
and go home.
276
00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:33,050
You do understand
I'm telepathic, right
277
00:10:33,134 --> 00:10:34,343
I'm being polite.
278
00:10:34,427 --> 00:10:36,220
Rick, we're taking him back
where he belongs.
279
00:10:36,304 --> 00:10:37,680
Oh, yeah? Where's that?
280
00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:39,324
Are you going on a quest
to find he who smelt it?
281
00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:41,726
I came here
accidentally through a wormhole
282
00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:44,895
located in what you call
"Get out of my head, Fart.
283
00:10:44,979 --> 00:10:47,189
I know you're in here.
La-la-la-la..."
284
00:10:47,273 --> 00:10:49,984
No, in what you call
the Promethean Nebula.
285
00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:53,154
Oh, great. Just a hop, skip,
and an 800-light-year jump.
286
00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:55,656
You know, you can leave
anytime you want, Rick.
287
00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:57,592
Whatever you want to do, you
little punk-ass little bitch.
288
00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:58,909
Thank you, Morty.
289
00:10:58,993 --> 00:11:01,746
You are not like other
carbon-based life-forms.
290
00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:04,206
You put the value of all
life above your own.
291
00:11:04,290 --> 00:11:05,750
It's how things should be.
292
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:06,876
It's how they could be.
293
00:11:06,959 --> 00:11:09,086
I could not agree more.
294
00:11:09,170 --> 00:11:11,881
♪ The worlds can be
one together ♪
295
00:11:11,964 --> 00:11:14,675
♪ Cosmos without hatred ♪
296
00:11:14,759 --> 00:11:18,429
♪ Stars like diamonds
in your eyes ♪
297
00:11:21,807 --> 00:11:23,642
♪ The ground
can be space ♪
298
00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:27,021
♪ Space, space,
space, space ♪
299
00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:32,443
♪ With feet marching towards
a peaceful sky ♪
300
00:11:34,028 --> 00:11:38,699
♪ All the moon men
want things their way ♪
301
00:11:39,992 --> 00:11:44,413
♪ But we make sure
they see the sun ♪
302
00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:51,420
♪ Goodbye, moon men ♪
303
00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:58,344
♪ You say goodbye,
moon men ♪
304
00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:00,763
♪ Goodbye... ♪
305
00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:02,139
Shut the fuck up about moon men!
306
00:12:02,223 --> 00:12:03,432
This isn't a musical number.
307
00:12:03,516 --> 00:12:05,101
This is a fucking operation.
308
00:12:05,184 --> 00:12:07,436
We got to be cool
and fucking lay low.
309
00:12:10,356 --> 00:12:12,066
Duck, duck, birdie?
310
00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:14,527
That's very funny!
311
00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,071
Here comes another funny.
312
00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,784
Oh, this place is great.
313
00:12:21,867 --> 00:12:24,078
I almost wish I could stay
longer than one day.
314
00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:25,413
You just might.
315
00:12:25,496 --> 00:12:26,539
W-what do you mean?
316
00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:30,876
These are the Jerrys whose Ricks
and Mortys never came back.
317
00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:37,091
They live here now.
318
00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:38,175
Uh.
319
00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:52,398
No gear-turnings as of yet
in the curious case
320
00:12:52,481 --> 00:12:54,442
of these unidentified
humanoid fugitives,
321
00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:56,986
reportedly at large somewhere
within the gear system.
322
00:12:57,069 --> 00:12:58,237
Son of a...
323
00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,197
Why were the Gromflamites
holding you prisoner?
324
00:13:00,281 --> 00:13:01,949
What the fuck
is so valuable about you?
325
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:04,410
I am no more valuable
than life itself.
326
00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:07,538
However, I am able to alter
the composition of atoms,
327
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:08,831
like this.
328
00:13:09,915 --> 00:13:11,542
That was oxygen.
329
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,544
I added 71 protons to it.
330
00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:16,547
Terrific.
The Fart that pooped gold.
331
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,799
No wonder every cop in
the system is looking for us.
332
00:13:18,883 --> 00:13:20,593
Any species that gets
a hold of this thing
333
00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:22,428
is gonna use it
to take over the galaxy.
334
00:13:22,511 --> 00:13:24,591
You know how inconvenient
that's gonna be to my work?
335
00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:29,727
Somebody dropped the dime on us.
336
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:30,810
Gearhead!
337
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,021
I'm sorry, Rick.
338
00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:34,356
The reward on your head
is too high.
339
00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:35,733
And like you always say,
340
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,860
you got to look out
for number one.
341
00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:39,570
Number one is me, asshole!
342
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:40,988
You're supposed to be my friend!
343
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:44,241
Friend?!
Do you even know my real name?
344
00:13:44,325 --> 00:13:47,036
It's Revolio Clockberg Junior.
345
00:13:47,119 --> 00:13:49,663
I belong to an entire
species of gear people.
346
00:13:49,747 --> 00:13:50,998
Calling me "Gearhead"
347
00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:54,168
is like calling
a Chinese person "Asia face."
348
00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:55,461
No! Not twigs!
349
00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:02,259
Two things I want to make clear
to everybody in this room...
350
00:14:02,343 --> 00:14:04,386
Never betray me,
and it's time to go.
351
00:14:09,517 --> 00:14:10,392
Nobody move!
352
00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:13,979
Oh, my god.
Are those...
353
00:14:16,607 --> 00:14:18,776
♪♪
354
00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:36,269
Hey, Morty, remember
when you said
355
00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:38,254
selling a gun was as bad
as pulling the trigger?
356
00:14:38,337 --> 00:14:39,648
How do you feel
about all these people
357
00:14:39,672 --> 00:14:41,691
that are getting killed today
because of your choices?
358
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,133
I did the right thing, Rick!
359
00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:45,511
- Tell that to Gearhead's gearsticles.
- You did that!
360
00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:47,930
Wrong! I'd be playing
"Roy" right now.
361
00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:50,307
At a certain point,
my hands are tied, Morty.
362
00:14:53,394 --> 00:14:55,062
I can't believe Rick did this.
363
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,231
This is the eighth to the last straw.
- Ante up.
364
00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:58,732
You know what?
Screw it!
365
00:14:58,816 --> 00:15:00,651
I have a better gamble
for you guys.
366
00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:03,654
I say we escape.
367
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:06,031
If you want to leave, you can
just go out the front door.
368
00:15:06,115 --> 00:15:08,117
You think we're kept here
against our will?
369
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,827
That would be illegal.
370
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:12,913
But if you can leave,
then why are you still here?
371
00:15:12,997 --> 00:15:15,374
Same reason as you.
372
00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:16,875
We're Jerrys.
373
00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:20,170
I'm leaving.
374
00:15:20,254 --> 00:15:22,923
Okay, then.
That was always allowed.
375
00:15:23,007 --> 00:15:24,341
♪♪
376
00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:31,056
Morty, take the wheel!
377
00:15:32,016 --> 00:15:33,016
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
378
00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:34,143
Geez!
Damn it, Morty!
379
00:15:34,226 --> 00:15:35,453
Who taught you
to fly this thing?
380
00:15:35,477 --> 00:15:37,271
I'm kidding.
I know that's on me.
381
00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:39,148
Um, Rick!
382
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:40,231
Shit.
383
00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:41,317
Well, I guess this is it.
384
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,319
Morty, crack the window.
385
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:52,411
I wonder why Greg is always
so critical of my girlfriend.
386
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:55,122
Well, he'd probably like
to have me to himself.
387
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:56,498
That's how friends are.
388
00:15:56,582 --> 00:16:00,044
Or does he want her to himself?
389
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:02,880
♪ The worlds can be
one together ♪
390
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:05,966
♪ Cosmos without hatred ♪
391
00:16:06,050 --> 00:16:09,845
♪ Stars like diamonds
in your eyes ♪
392
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:12,014
My life is a fucking joke!
393
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:17,102
♪ Goodbye,
moon men ♪
394
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:24,401
♪ You say goodbye,
moon men ♪
395
00:16:24,485 --> 00:16:30,991
♪ Goodbye,
moon men ♪
396
00:16:34,078 --> 00:16:36,080
All right.
Let's proceed.
397
00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:37,206
Damn.
398
00:16:37,289 --> 00:16:39,166
Can't blame that on the dog.
399
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:40,584
Talk about silent but deadly.
400
00:16:40,668 --> 00:16:42,336
I-I've seen
some nerve gas,
401
00:16:42,419 --> 00:16:44,630
but that...
This gas got nerve!
402
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:46,113
You know what I'm saying?
403
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,692
- Are you done?
- I'll let you know, Morty.
404
00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:49,343
Gone with the wind!
Am I right?!
405
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:51,095
If you don't like
that one, Morty,
406
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,472
an alt on that could be, like,
if I said "Gasablanca"!
407
00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:54,640
All right, I'm done.
408
00:16:54,723 --> 00:16:57,393
Let's get
to the Promethean Nebula,
409
00:16:57,476 --> 00:16:59,228
so my grandson can
finish saving a life!
410
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,405
Glagga blag blag.
411
00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:11,490
Um, Earth, please?
412
00:17:14,493 --> 00:17:16,120
Is this...
Do I pay?
413
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,246
Agga blag blag blag!
414
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,333
Oh, I'm sorry, sorry!
415
00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:25,129
Ohh.
416
00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:26,672
Hmm.
417
00:17:26,755 --> 00:17:27,673
Mm, hey.
418
00:17:27,756 --> 00:17:29,091
Aah!
419
00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,510
Agga blag blag?
420
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:32,678
Oh, uh, hey. What?
421
00:17:32,761 --> 00:17:34,388
- Agga blag!
- Uh, what do you want?
422
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:36,306
- Agga blag blag...
- Ohh!
423
00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:37,433
Uh...
424
00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:03,667
Hey. Are you the one
that left?
425
00:18:05,461 --> 00:18:06,545
I get it.
426
00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:08,505
It's a...
It's a hassle out there.
427
00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:11,175
Right?
And who needs that?
428
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:12,468
- Right?
- Right?
429
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:14,303
- Not me.
- Who needs that?
430
00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:15,304
Ho, ho! Not us.
431
00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:16,722
Uh, who are you?
432
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:19,308
Oh, excuse me.
Paul Fleischman.
433
00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:20,768
Infinite timelines.
434
00:18:20,851 --> 00:18:22,311
In some of them, Beth remarries.
435
00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:23,395
- Geez.
- Don't worry.
436
00:18:23,479 --> 00:18:24,772
I treat Beth very well,
437
00:18:24,855 --> 00:18:26,857
and I do not overstep
my bounds with Morty.
438
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:29,735
Every kid needs a dad,
but there's no replacing you.
439
00:18:29,818 --> 00:18:31,458
Hey, you want to
give us a hand with this?
440
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,339
We're trying to figure out
how to get the sound
441
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:34,883
coming through the stereo
instead of the TV.
442
00:18:34,907 --> 00:18:36,492
I-I-It's very difficult.
443
00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:38,827
Oh! Uh, well,
is there an aux input?
444
00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:41,163
We tried that, but there's
two different colors.
445
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:42,623
But there's
two different colors.
446
00:18:47,795 --> 00:18:50,839
The wormhole is
70 of what you call "meters"
447
00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:53,342
what you call "North"
of what you call "Here."
448
00:18:53,425 --> 00:18:56,345
Fine. Morty, take your Fart to
his hole and say your goodbyes.
449
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:59,306
I'm gonna find some fuel
and take a big, fat Morty.
450
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,809
That's my new word for shit
because of today's events.
451
00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:03,936
♪♪
452
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:09,691
Here it is.
453
00:19:09,775 --> 00:19:12,361
This should take me
back to my kind.
454
00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:14,905
I'm gonna miss you, um, Fart.
455
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,657
I'm really sorry
your name became Fart.
456
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:19,326
- I will be back soon, Morty.
- Really?
457
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,954
After I return to the others
with this location,
458
00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:23,914
we will be back
for your cleansing.
459
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:25,707
Um, cleansing?
460
00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:28,710
Carbon-based life
is a threat to all higher life.
461
00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:31,255
To us, you are
what you would call a disease.
462
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,298
Wherever we discover you,
we cure it.
463
00:19:33,382 --> 00:19:35,717
You said yourself
that life must be protected,
464
00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,511
even though sacrifice.
465
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,805
You haven't changed your
mind about that.
466
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:42,015
I can sense your thoughts.
467
00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:43,100
Morty?
468
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:48,397
Um, before you go,
could you sing a...
469
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:49,690
C-could you sing
for me again?
470
00:19:49,773 --> 00:19:51,608
Yes, Morty.
471
00:19:51,692 --> 00:19:54,611
♪ Cosmos without hatred ♪
472
00:19:54,695 --> 00:19:57,906
♪ Diamond stars
of cosmic light ♪
473
00:19:57,990 --> 00:20:02,744
♪ Quasars shine
through endless night ♪
474
00:20:02,828 --> 00:20:08,959
♪ And everything is one
in the beauty ♪
475
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:11,753
♪ And now we
say goodbye ♪
476
00:20:11,837 --> 00:20:12,838
Aah!
477
00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:18,051
Morty, why? Why?
478
00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:25,642
Goodbye.
479
00:20:26,435 --> 00:20:28,687
So, did you guys make out
a little bit?
480
00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:30,647
Is he gonna send you a postcard?
481
00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:33,609
Man, that guy hit the lottery
when he crossed paths with you.
482
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:36,486
Morty, I know I picked on
your core beliefs
483
00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:37,905
and decision making a lot today,
484
00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:39,090
but I am glad that you insisted
485
00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:40,741
on getting that Fart home.
486
00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:42,010
You know, at least
all the death and destruction
487
00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:43,827
wasn't for nothing, you know?
488
00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:46,496
You miss your Fart friend, huh?
489
00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:48,141
Well, I got a little surprise
for you, buddy.
490
00:20:48,165 --> 00:20:49,845
While you were gone,
I found a new wormhole
491
00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:51,853
with millions of beings just
like him on the other side,
492
00:20:51,877 --> 00:20:53,062
and they're all coming to visit.
493
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,630
What?!
Rick, no! You can't!
494
00:20:54,713 --> 00:20:55,940
Too late, Morty.
The hole's opening.
495
00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:57,341
No, Rick!
You don't understand.
496
00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:01,251
There's... there's a lot more
where that came from, too.
497
00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,142
Hey, hey, bro, how many people
498
00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:09,061
was your Morty responsible
for killing today?
499
00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:11,104
None. We chilled
at Blips and Chitz all day.
500
00:21:11,188 --> 00:21:12,522
Ain't that right, homey?
501
00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:14,775
Darn right, bro!
"Roy" rules!
502
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:17,194
Must be nice.
503
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,613
Hey, Morty, there's our Jerry.
504
00:21:19,696 --> 00:21:22,074
Mm! I missed you.
Hey, Rick.
505
00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:23,283
Glad you're safe, Jerry.
506
00:21:23,367 --> 00:21:25,994
What do you say we go home?
- I'd like that.
507
00:21:26,078 --> 00:21:28,080
Hey, wait.
Uh, do you have 5126?
508
00:21:28,163 --> 00:21:30,666
Uh, I'm not sure.
Morty.
509
00:21:30,749 --> 00:21:32,626
Uh, that's
a Blips and Chitz ticket.
510
00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:34,503
- What?!
- Way to go, Morty.
511
00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:35,754
Eh, whatever.
512
00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:37,756
- Uh, w-wait. What?
- Uh, w-wait. What?
513
00:21:37,839 --> 00:21:39,479
Come on, Jerry. All right.
Come on, Jerry.
514
00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:42,552
♪♪
515
00:22:10,831 --> 00:22:13,125
Are you tired
of the same daily droll?
516
00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:15,419
Well, get on over
to Blips and Chitz!
517
00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,379
We got, uh, one game.
518
00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:18,797
We got a whole bunch
ofgames here.
519
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,341
You can... we got
Chabos and Flobos,
520
00:22:21,425 --> 00:22:22,676
and you can shoot things!
521
00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:24,886
Get over here!
Play the games!
522
00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:26,847
Uh, use your flerbos
to get tickets!
523
00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:29,099
"Roy 2" just got here.
524
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:31,393
Get over here at Jitz and Chitz!
525
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:33,103
It's the coolest place
in the world.
526
00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:35,507
Uh, I get to be
in the commercial!
527
00:22:39,151 --> 00:22:40,271
Did you get any of that?
528
00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:42,252
It's a good show.