1 00:00:01,503 --> 00:00:03,046 ♪ Love ♪ 2 00:00:03,129 --> 00:00:04,756 ♪ Connection ♪ 3 00:00:04,839 --> 00:00:06,841 ♪ Experience ♪ 4 00:00:06,925 --> 00:00:08,635 Yeah, Morty. 5 00:00:08,718 --> 00:00:10,970 ♪ Come together ♪ 6 00:00:11,054 --> 00:00:14,099 ♪ With love, connection, and experience ♪ 7 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:16,351 - It's my favorite song. - Oh, yeah. 8 00:00:16,434 --> 00:00:19,646 Oh, yeah, distress beacon! 9 00:00:19,729 --> 00:00:20,897 Yeah, baby! 10 00:00:20,980 --> 00:00:22,357 You're excited about that? 11 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:23,880 The first rule of space travel, kids, 12 00:00:23,942 --> 00:00:25,694 is always check out distress beacons. 13 00:00:25,777 --> 00:00:27,779 9 out of 10 times, it's a ship full of dead aliens 14 00:00:27,862 --> 00:00:29,614 and a bunch of free shit! 15 00:00:29,698 --> 00:00:31,818 - Whoa! - 1 out of 10 times, it's a deadly trap, 16 00:00:31,866 --> 00:00:33,952 but I'm ready to roll those dice. 17 00:00:34,035 --> 00:00:37,038 ♪♪ 18 00:00:41,584 --> 00:00:43,712 Seems like something terrible happened here. 19 00:00:43,795 --> 00:00:45,046 Yep. Cha-ching. 20 00:00:45,130 --> 00:00:47,382 Oh, yeah, if you find a room full of eggs, 21 00:00:47,465 --> 00:00:48,675 don't shy away from it. 22 00:00:48,758 --> 00:00:50,135 Give one of them a shake. 23 00:00:50,218 --> 00:00:51,987 Those facehuggers are worth more than this ship. 24 00:00:52,011 --> 00:00:53,096 - Uh, what's that? 25 00:00:53,179 --> 00:00:54,198 This'll make the cops write it up 26 00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:55,515 as a looting by the Korblocks. 27 00:00:55,598 --> 00:00:56,598 That's horrible. 28 00:00:56,641 --> 00:00:58,810 I hear you, man. Cops are racist. 29 00:00:58,893 --> 00:01:01,771 Oh, hey. You're alive. Thank god. 30 00:01:01,855 --> 00:01:03,398 Can you help us? 31 00:01:03,481 --> 00:01:06,109 Our planet was taken over by some kind of... entity. 32 00:01:06,192 --> 00:01:07,944 It absorbed the minds of our people. 33 00:01:08,027 --> 00:01:09,779 We didn't notice until it was too late. 34 00:01:09,863 --> 00:01:10,989 The people it takes over, 35 00:01:11,072 --> 00:01:12,490 they... they look like your friends, 36 00:01:12,574 --> 00:01:13,742 your family, your leaders, 37 00:01:13,825 --> 00:01:16,703 but they're not themselves anymore. 38 00:01:16,786 --> 00:01:19,080 They're part of... it. 39 00:01:19,164 --> 00:01:21,416 Then how do you know it didn't get on the ship with you? 40 00:01:21,499 --> 00:01:23,769 Those two dingdongs seem pretty calm about the whole thing. 41 00:01:25,503 --> 00:01:27,046 Hey, no! No, wait! Stop! 42 00:01:28,882 --> 00:01:29,882 Called it. 43 00:01:32,177 --> 00:01:33,595 Hello, Rick. 44 00:01:33,678 --> 00:01:34,888 Long time no see. 45 00:01:34,971 --> 00:01:35,847 Unity? 46 00:01:35,930 --> 00:01:36,931 - Rick? - Grandpa? 47 00:01:37,015 --> 00:01:38,433 Oh, boy. Uh... 48 00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:39,910 these are my grandkids, Summer and Morty. 49 00:01:39,934 --> 00:01:42,145 Summer, Morty, this is, uh, Unity. 50 00:01:42,228 --> 00:01:45,273 We sort of used to, uh... date. 51 00:01:45,356 --> 00:01:48,359 ♪♪ 52 00:01:50,737 --> 00:01:51,738 ♪♪ 53 00:02:08,421 --> 00:02:10,101 Quite an operation you got going here, Une. 54 00:02:10,173 --> 00:02:11,633 You're a whole planet now, huh? 55 00:02:11,716 --> 00:02:12,926 After we broke up, 56 00:02:13,009 --> 00:02:14,844 I spent some time wandering through space. 57 00:02:14,928 --> 00:02:17,222 - Then I found this world... - ...where I was better able 58 00:02:17,305 --> 00:02:19,891 to focus on my passion for unification. 59 00:02:19,974 --> 00:02:21,476 You mean stealing people's bodies? 60 00:02:21,559 --> 00:02:22,894 Summer, rude. 61 00:02:22,977 --> 00:02:25,039 Why don't you two kids go run off and play with Unity 62 00:02:25,063 --> 00:02:26,815 while Unity and I do some catching up. 63 00:02:26,898 --> 00:02:28,399 Ugh. No, wait, Rick, 64 00:02:28,483 --> 00:02:30,795 aren't these people gonna barf into our mouths and absorb us? 65 00:02:30,819 --> 00:02:32,153 You're guests here on my planet. 66 00:02:32,237 --> 00:02:33,655 You're free to be yourselves. 67 00:02:33,738 --> 00:02:35,865 I've never been any good at disappointing Rick. 68 00:02:35,949 --> 00:02:37,158 Well, now I'm going to barf. 69 00:02:37,242 --> 00:02:38,910 Come on, Morty. 70 00:02:43,289 --> 00:02:44,934 Jerry, what are you... What are you doing in here? 71 00:02:44,958 --> 00:02:47,752 I'm trying to find our weed whacker, 72 00:02:47,836 --> 00:02:50,380 'cause our weeds are wack, yo. 73 00:02:50,463 --> 00:02:52,316 But you can't go in the garage when Rick's not here. 74 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:53,675 I "can't"? 75 00:02:53,758 --> 00:02:55,402 - Well, he doesn't like it. - What's he gonna do? 76 00:02:55,426 --> 00:02:57,971 Crash rent-free at his other family's house? 77 00:02:58,054 --> 00:02:59,114 What is that supposed to mean? 78 00:02:59,138 --> 00:03:00,890 Your dad gets to walk all over us 79 00:03:00,974 --> 00:03:03,101 because of your abandonment issues. 80 00:03:03,184 --> 00:03:04,853 He's playing you, shorty. 81 00:03:04,936 --> 00:03:06,813 Oh, stop affecting that stupid hip-hop dialect. 82 00:03:06,896 --> 00:03:09,858 Stop shifting the cross hairs to my ironic urban patois 83 00:03:09,941 --> 00:03:11,818 just because your relationship with your father 84 00:03:11,901 --> 00:03:13,695 is to' up from the flo' up. 85 00:03:15,613 --> 00:03:17,156 What the hell was that? 86 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:18,300 I don't know. Let's just leave. 87 00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:22,370 That is a hatch. 88 00:03:22,453 --> 00:03:24,706 Your father put a hatch in my garage. 89 00:03:24,789 --> 00:03:26,124 You don't know it was him. 90 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:27,959 Anyway, we're not supposed to be in here. 91 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:31,212 Obviously, neither is whatever's gurgling down there. 92 00:03:35,091 --> 00:03:37,385 "World peace achieved." Nice. 93 00:03:37,468 --> 00:03:39,137 Little weird to publish a paper about it 94 00:03:39,220 --> 00:03:40,096 for yourself, but hey. 95 00:03:40,179 --> 00:03:41,347 So, what's next? 96 00:03:41,431 --> 00:03:43,349 After I become a type-one civilization, 97 00:03:43,433 --> 00:03:47,061 this world will be invited into the Galactic Federation. 98 00:03:47,145 --> 00:03:48,146 Oh, goody. 99 00:03:48,229 --> 00:03:49,248 From there, I'll have access to 100 00:03:49,272 --> 00:03:51,065 countless planets and species. 101 00:03:51,149 --> 00:03:52,984 One by one, I will unify them, 102 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:54,277 I will become the universe, 103 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,279 and I will be what the single-minded 104 00:03:56,362 --> 00:03:57,362 once called a god. 105 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:58,823 I like that. 106 00:03:58,907 --> 00:04:00,408 Oh, that's pretty sexy. 107 00:04:00,491 --> 00:04:02,428 Hey, listen, where can we get a drink around here? 108 00:04:02,452 --> 00:04:04,746 Recreational substances were phased out here. 109 00:04:04,829 --> 00:04:06,915 There's no need for escape from the self 110 00:04:06,998 --> 00:04:08,166 when your world is one. 111 00:04:08,249 --> 00:04:09,792 Unity, Unity, who am I talking to? 112 00:04:09,876 --> 00:04:11,961 I watched you assimilate a whole police station 113 00:04:12,045 --> 00:04:14,130 just to get your hands on the evidence locker. 114 00:04:14,213 --> 00:04:16,716 Rick, when we met, I was a young hive mind 115 00:04:16,799 --> 00:04:19,594 with the population of a small town. 116 00:04:19,677 --> 00:04:20,821 People change... 117 00:04:20,845 --> 00:04:22,045 Especially when I change them. 118 00:04:22,096 --> 00:04:23,348 I'm sorry to disappoint you, 119 00:04:23,431 --> 00:04:25,016 but I've grown. 120 00:04:25,099 --> 00:04:27,018 Hey, listen, I've grown, too. 121 00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:28,770 I have! 122 00:04:28,853 --> 00:04:30,539 See, I've... I've reconnected with my family, right? 123 00:04:30,563 --> 00:04:32,065 Hm. Why's that, I wonder? 124 00:04:32,148 --> 00:04:33,858 Maybe it's part of getting old. 125 00:04:33,942 --> 00:04:37,654 Maybe I just missed being with a collective. 126 00:04:39,155 --> 00:04:40,740 Yes, Rick. Yes. 127 00:04:40,823 --> 00:04:42,283 - Oh, yeah. - Yes. Yes. 128 00:04:42,367 --> 00:04:44,327 Wait, wait. Stop. Hold it. 129 00:04:44,410 --> 00:04:46,037 Not like this. 130 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,038 We need a hang glider 131 00:04:47,121 --> 00:04:48,432 and a crotchless Uncle Sam costume, 132 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:50,708 and I want the entire field of your largest stadium 133 00:04:50,792 --> 00:04:52,418 covered end to end with naked redheads, 134 00:04:52,502 --> 00:04:53,962 and I want the stands packed 135 00:04:54,045 --> 00:04:56,422 with every man that remotely resembles my father. 136 00:05:02,553 --> 00:05:04,347 Man, look at them go. So coordinated. 137 00:05:04,430 --> 00:05:06,849 What's your problem? 138 00:05:06,933 --> 00:05:08,533 They're making you into a Mount Rushmore. 139 00:05:08,601 --> 00:05:09,811 They made burgers! 140 00:05:09,894 --> 00:05:11,062 Morty, open your eyes. 141 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:12,480 There is no "They." 142 00:05:12,563 --> 00:05:14,941 These poor people's bodies are being used. 143 00:05:15,024 --> 00:05:16,144 They're a planet of puppets. 144 00:05:16,192 --> 00:05:17,819 - I can hear you. - Ugh. 145 00:05:17,902 --> 00:05:20,363 Well, it seems like everybody here's cool with it. 146 00:05:20,446 --> 00:05:21,823 Except for all those redheads. 147 00:05:21,906 --> 00:05:23,199 They seem like they're in a hurry 148 00:05:23,282 --> 00:05:24,367 to be somewhere else. 149 00:05:24,450 --> 00:05:26,536 Balloon, Summer? Balloon, Morty? 150 00:05:26,619 --> 00:05:28,538 No, we don't want your dumb balloons, okay? 151 00:05:28,621 --> 00:05:30,248 We're bored. Take us back to Rick. 152 00:05:30,331 --> 00:05:32,083 Now's not a good time. 153 00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:34,961 Oh, yeah! 154 00:05:35,044 --> 00:05:37,880 I want yooooooou! 155 00:05:37,964 --> 00:05:39,132 Go, son, go! 156 00:05:39,215 --> 00:05:42,385 Go, son, go! Go, son, go! 157 00:05:42,468 --> 00:05:46,014 Oh, real nice. Real nice. 158 00:05:46,097 --> 00:05:47,974 How does a man do this without me noticing? 159 00:05:48,057 --> 00:05:49,100 Oh, you know my dad 160 00:05:49,183 --> 00:05:50,411 once he puts his mind to something. 161 00:05:50,435 --> 00:05:52,020 You're spinning this to his credit? 162 00:05:54,647 --> 00:05:55,481 I'm going down there. 163 00:05:55,565 --> 00:05:57,191 - Jerry... - Beth, this is my house, 164 00:05:57,275 --> 00:05:59,402 which makes this my garage, my secret hatch, 165 00:05:59,485 --> 00:06:02,989 my hidden subterranean lair, and my faceless gargler. 166 00:06:03,072 --> 00:06:04,741 Now, are you gonna keep hating this playa 167 00:06:04,824 --> 00:06:06,492 or are you gonna jack my steez? 168 00:06:06,576 --> 00:06:08,494 Okay, you're just making stuff up now. 169 00:06:08,578 --> 00:06:10,455 Ugh. Oh, my god. 170 00:06:10,538 --> 00:06:11,831 Oh, my god. 171 00:06:11,914 --> 00:06:13,541 Ugh! 172 00:06:13,624 --> 00:06:16,210 Oh, Rick. That was so bad. 173 00:06:16,294 --> 00:06:17,336 What's this "was" stuff? 174 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:18,713 I just need to hydrate, 175 00:06:18,796 --> 00:06:21,090 Then we're doing that again. 176 00:06:21,174 --> 00:06:22,934 - Oh, damn. - Listen, if this is an invasion, 177 00:06:22,967 --> 00:06:24,218 I got to sit this one out, 178 00:06:24,302 --> 00:06:26,182 but I'll be back to have sex with the survivors. 179 00:06:26,262 --> 00:06:27,972 It's a neighboring hive-mind species, 180 00:06:28,056 --> 00:06:29,098 Beta Seven. 181 00:06:29,182 --> 00:06:30,975 Our planets maintain a practical alliance 182 00:06:31,059 --> 00:06:32,685 for exchange of vital resources, 183 00:06:32,769 --> 00:06:34,437 so be nice. 184 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:35,521 Unity, 185 00:06:37,065 --> 00:06:38,691 is it a bad time? 186 00:06:38,775 --> 00:06:42,737 Are all present life forms assimilated? 187 00:06:42,820 --> 00:06:45,573 Beta Seven, this is my single-minded friend 188 00:06:45,656 --> 00:06:46,741 from Earth, Rick. 189 00:06:46,824 --> 00:06:48,826 Rick Sanchez. 190 00:06:49,452 --> 00:06:50,578 Unity has spoken of you. 191 00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:52,371 All bad, I hope. Ha ha! 192 00:06:52,455 --> 00:06:53,664 Bleeeeeeeeeh! 193 00:06:53,748 --> 00:06:55,041 Oh, Jesus Christ. 194 00:06:55,124 --> 00:06:57,710 Beta Seven, if my allies are a problem for you, 195 00:06:57,794 --> 00:06:59,670 perhaps our alliance is, as well. 196 00:06:59,754 --> 00:07:01,380 Our alliance is beneficial. 197 00:07:01,464 --> 00:07:03,424 When Beta Seven expresses concern, 198 00:07:03,508 --> 00:07:05,051 it... it's only be-because... 199 00:07:05,134 --> 00:07:07,678 Oh, snap! Powdered neutronium? 200 00:07:07,762 --> 00:07:08,763 Amphetetron? 201 00:07:09,138 --> 00:07:10,598 You know I can make with this stuff? 202 00:07:10,681 --> 00:07:12,850 Oh, Rick, I... I shouldn't. 203 00:07:12,934 --> 00:07:14,936 Come on. It's not every day that I'm town. 204 00:07:15,019 --> 00:07:16,687 It's... It's for old time's sake. 205 00:07:16,771 --> 00:07:19,065 Uh... okay, what the hell. 206 00:07:19,148 --> 00:07:21,943 We can purify the resin and make fractal dust. 207 00:07:22,026 --> 00:07:24,529 Oh, I was thinking velocitinis, but... 208 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:27,532 Aw, old man Rick can't party with a whole planet? 209 00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:32,662 I can do whatever you do and more, baby. 210 00:07:34,580 --> 00:07:36,707 You know, I think Beta Seven over there 211 00:07:36,791 --> 00:07:39,001 is hoping your alliance can be more than practical. 212 00:07:39,085 --> 00:07:40,628 Stop. 213 00:07:44,674 --> 00:07:48,594 Well, this explains the $6,000 electric bill. 214 00:07:50,096 --> 00:07:51,097 Whoa! 215 00:07:53,683 --> 00:07:56,811 Well, nice. Real nice. 216 00:07:56,894 --> 00:07:58,604 Alien prisoners under the house. 217 00:07:58,688 --> 00:08:00,064 Real nice. 218 00:08:00,148 --> 00:08:02,150 Nice. Reeeeeeeeeeeeeal... 219 00:08:02,942 --> 00:08:04,402 God damn it, stop. 220 00:08:04,485 --> 00:08:07,446 Wake up, people! You have to fight it! 221 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:09,949 You're under the spell of an evil monster! 222 00:08:10,032 --> 00:08:12,785 - I can hear you. - Yeah, so you keep saying. 223 00:08:14,203 --> 00:08:15,913 - Summer! - Wake up! 224 00:08:15,997 --> 00:08:18,124 You have to have some individuality left in there! 225 00:08:18,207 --> 00:08:19,500 Why do you hate me, Summer? 226 00:08:19,584 --> 00:08:21,085 I'm not talking to you. 227 00:08:21,169 --> 00:08:23,588 I'm talking to... Steven Phillips. 228 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:26,174 Steven, set yourself free. 229 00:08:26,257 --> 00:08:28,551 Summer, before I took over this planet, 230 00:08:28,634 --> 00:08:31,137 this man was a registered sex offender. 231 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:33,890 Yeah? Well, so what? At least he was himself. 232 00:08:33,973 --> 00:08:36,934 This woman was a drug addict on the verge of suicide. 233 00:08:37,018 --> 00:08:38,853 Now she's a marine biologist. 234 00:08:38,936 --> 00:08:40,914 Listen, Unity, I don't think my sister's trying to say 235 00:08:40,938 --> 00:08:42,291 that life would be perfect without you. 236 00:08:42,315 --> 00:08:44,001 I think she's just saying that life would be, 237 00:08:44,025 --> 00:08:45,276 you know, life. 238 00:08:45,359 --> 00:08:48,112 I have transformed life here into a paradise. 239 00:08:48,196 --> 00:08:50,156 Prostitutes are now scientists. 240 00:08:50,239 --> 00:08:52,408 The homeless are now "Phisosophers." 241 00:08:52,491 --> 00:08:54,160 Oh. Oh. "Ph-phisosophers"? Nice. 242 00:08:54,243 --> 00:08:56,329 - Philopol... Phiphophopher... - Oh, my god. 243 00:08:56,412 --> 00:08:58,348 Where did you learn to talk, you grandpa-stealing slut? 244 00:08:58,372 --> 00:09:00,374 I'm feeling... 245 00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:03,377 Ugh. 246 00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:05,671 Oh, man, let me help all of you guys up. 247 00:09:05,755 --> 00:09:07,715 I'm fine. 248 00:09:11,636 --> 00:09:14,013 Do you know what I love about you, Rick? 249 00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:15,973 You're the only single mind I've met 250 00:09:16,057 --> 00:09:17,600 that really sees the big picture. 251 00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:19,018 You got that right. 252 00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:20,603 But, baby, listen... 253 00:09:20,686 --> 00:09:23,105 Y-you're talking about taking over planets and galaxies. 254 00:09:23,189 --> 00:09:24,565 You got to... Got to just remember 255 00:09:24,649 --> 00:09:26,067 to let go sometimes, you know? 256 00:09:26,150 --> 00:09:27,193 I can let go. Hey, look. 257 00:09:27,276 --> 00:09:28,636 You see that town across the river? 258 00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:30,154 Watch this. 259 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:32,490 - Whoa! - Ha ha! Whoo! 260 00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:34,075 Whoa! That's not what I meant! 261 00:09:34,158 --> 00:09:36,535 It's okay. It's okay. 262 00:09:36,619 --> 00:09:39,497 I evacuated. I evacuated the town. Look. 263 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:42,333 Hey! We're right here. We're fine. 264 00:09:46,504 --> 00:09:50,049 Oh, that was awesome. 265 00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:52,260 My... my grandkids weren't in that town, right? 266 00:09:52,343 --> 00:09:54,220 A-are my grandkids alive? 267 00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:56,347 M-my drink is empty. 268 00:10:01,519 --> 00:10:04,522 ♪♪ 269 00:10:12,863 --> 00:10:16,117 - Unity, what's happening? - Who's Unity? 270 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,744 You kids have nice feet. Mind if I take a picture? 271 00:10:18,828 --> 00:10:21,372 - Gross. No. 272 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:23,666 I think you're getting what you wanted, Summer. 273 00:10:23,749 --> 00:10:25,710 Something's happening to Unity. 274 00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:28,504 Do all of you remember who you are? 275 00:10:28,587 --> 00:10:31,048 Yeah, uh, my name is Ron Benson. 276 00:10:31,132 --> 00:10:34,010 I'm an electrical engineer, father of two, 277 00:10:34,093 --> 00:10:37,680 and, as you can see from my flat, concentric nipple rings, 278 00:10:37,763 --> 00:10:40,224 I'm a member of this planet's top race! 279 00:10:40,308 --> 00:10:41,976 Okay, that's good. 280 00:10:42,059 --> 00:10:44,437 Uh, don't focus too much on the last part, but... 281 00:10:44,520 --> 00:10:47,398 I'm Daryl Jefferson. I'm a landscaper. 282 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,025 And I'll be damned if 283 00:10:49,108 --> 00:10:51,402 that ripple-nipple bitch's race is superior! 284 00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:53,404 The cone-nipple people will rule this world! 285 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:55,865 You shut your mouth, you dirty knife-nipple bastards. 286 00:10:55,948 --> 00:10:56,991 What'd you say to me, 287 00:10:57,074 --> 00:10:59,201 you target-chest piece of shit. 288 00:10:59,285 --> 00:11:01,037 Race war! 289 00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:08,961 Ugh! 290 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:12,715 Why are you fighting?! 291 00:11:12,798 --> 00:11:15,009 Can't you see you're all the same? 292 00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:16,510 Oh, Summer. 293 00:11:16,594 --> 00:11:18,012 First race war, huh? 294 00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:26,228 Way to go, Summer. You started a race war. 295 00:11:26,312 --> 00:11:28,898 I didn't start it! They're the racists. 296 00:11:28,981 --> 00:11:30,232 I... I merely empowered them 297 00:11:30,316 --> 00:11:32,193 to follow their apparently misguided dreams. 298 00:11:32,276 --> 00:11:33,778 Okay, thanks for clarifying. 299 00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:35,738 I'll have a super-accurate headstone now. 300 00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:37,090 Hey, wait... What race are you guys? 301 00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:38,199 We're neither. S-see? 302 00:11:38,282 --> 00:11:39,909 Yeah, take my word for it. 303 00:11:39,992 --> 00:11:41,702 We just have regular nipples. 304 00:11:41,786 --> 00:11:44,121 Hey, these two freaks have no race! 305 00:11:44,205 --> 00:11:45,206 ♪♪ 306 00:11:50,294 --> 00:11:51,837 Oh, there's no place like home. 307 00:11:51,921 --> 00:11:53,523 There's no place like home. Remember, Summer? 308 00:11:53,547 --> 00:11:55,067 From Dorothy and the tiny people movie? 309 00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:56,258 Yes, yes. 310 00:11:56,342 --> 00:11:58,219 - All the tiny people. - Dorothy, take us away. 311 00:11:58,302 --> 00:12:01,722 ♪♪ 312 00:12:05,601 --> 00:12:07,603 Hello, Summer. Hello, Morty. 313 00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:10,189 - It's okay. You're safe now. - Unity? 314 00:12:10,272 --> 00:12:13,401 - Yes. - Oh, Unity, I am so sorry. 315 00:12:13,484 --> 00:12:16,195 I didn't know freedom meant people doing stuff that sucks. 316 00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:17,696 I was thinking more of 317 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:19,615 a choose your own cellphone-carrier thing. 318 00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:21,075 Oh, Summer, you did nothing wrong. 319 00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:22,785 I'm having fun with your grandpa. 320 00:12:22,868 --> 00:12:24,078 Lost a little control. 321 00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:26,330 Probably shouldn't be piloting a hovercopter, 322 00:12:26,414 --> 00:12:29,166 nor should I be running 200,000 pediatric hospitals 323 00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:30,668 and 12 million deep fryers, 324 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,071 but hey, it's not like this planet 325 00:12:32,128 --> 00:12:33,546 can take its business elsewhere. 326 00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,506 Um, should we maybe stop somewhere 327 00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:36,966 and get you a coffee? 328 00:12:37,049 --> 00:12:39,009 Maybe splash a little water on your face, or... 329 00:12:39,093 --> 00:12:40,928 No, no, if I wanted to be sober, 330 00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:42,721 I wouldn't have gotten drunk. 331 00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:43,806 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 332 00:12:47,893 --> 00:12:49,520 Oh, man. I cannot wait... 333 00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:52,648 I cannot wait to hear Rick explain his way around this. 334 00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:53,983 He is gone. 335 00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:55,276 Jerry, stop, please, okay? 336 00:12:55,359 --> 00:12:56,920 We weren't even supposed to be down here. 337 00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,184 If we confront him about this... 338 00:12:58,237 --> 00:12:59,780 Oh, my god! I love this. 339 00:12:59,864 --> 00:13:02,283 I love that this is how far you will go for him. 340 00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:04,660 You want to go upstairs and cut carrots 341 00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:06,287 and watch a Lifetime original 342 00:13:06,370 --> 00:13:08,873 above a fucking alien dungeon! 343 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:11,792 Your relationship with your father is psychotic. 344 00:13:11,876 --> 00:13:13,294 Oh, listen to you relish the idea 345 00:13:13,377 --> 00:13:15,171 that my genius father is a bad person. 346 00:13:15,254 --> 00:13:16,881 Step out of your ego for a second 347 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,841 and look at this thing... It's a monster. 348 00:13:18,924 --> 00:13:20,176 He might have it chained up 349 00:13:20,259 --> 00:13:21,760 so that it doesn't eat the planet! 350 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:24,013 Right, because your father's such an altruist? 351 00:13:24,096 --> 00:13:27,683 I once saw him briefly forget the word for "Humans." 352 00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:29,894 He's probably harvesting this creature's organs. 353 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,896 He's probably racing to cure its space AIDS. 354 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,248 - He's going to eat it! - He's protecting it! 355 00:13:34,190 --> 00:13:35,649 Shut up! 356 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:39,069 Whoa! 357 00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:40,988 Unity, this place is a mess. 358 00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:42,198 Oh, it's cool. 359 00:13:42,281 --> 00:13:43,300 The part of me that's the cleaning lady 360 00:13:43,324 --> 00:13:44,658 is coming on Friday. 361 00:13:44,742 --> 00:13:46,327 Oh, my god. I have a meeting 362 00:13:46,410 --> 00:13:48,245 at the Galactic Federation in an hour. 363 00:13:48,329 --> 00:13:49,330 Oh, I'll never make it. 364 00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:50,956 Ah, I'll push it to next week. 365 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:53,000 Unity, could you get Rick out here, please? 366 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,627 He's unavailable. He's... 367 00:13:54,710 --> 00:13:56,337 having sex with you. We get it. Gross. 368 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:57,671 Get him out here now. 369 00:13:57,755 --> 00:13:58,857 I don't think he wants to be... 370 00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:01,050 - Grandpa Rick! - Rick! Rick! 371 00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:02,843 I'm gonna tell mom and dad about the gagoo 372 00:14:02,927 --> 00:14:04,321 you have locked up under the garage! 373 00:14:04,345 --> 00:14:06,889 What the hell is your problem? 374 00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:08,933 Grandpa, we need to go home, now. 375 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,809 Fine. Sheesh. 376 00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:14,897 See you. 377 00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:16,690 Uh, Rick, I think we should all go. 378 00:14:16,774 --> 00:14:19,044 Tend to your garden, kids. I'm kind of doing a thing here. 379 00:14:19,068 --> 00:14:21,153 Whoo! 380 00:14:21,237 --> 00:14:23,072 Grandpa Rick, we're not leaving without you. 381 00:14:23,155 --> 00:14:25,074 Oh, my god, you guys. I get it. 382 00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:27,243 You're afraid the big, bad hive mind 383 00:14:27,326 --> 00:14:29,370 is gonna steal your grandpa away. 384 00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:30,955 Actually, no. I think Unity's great 385 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,706 and you're a horrible influence on it. 386 00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:34,375 - What? - This isn't healthy, Rick. 387 00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:37,002 You know, you're... You're really up to no good 388 00:14:37,086 --> 00:14:39,088 around here a-at this place, you know? 389 00:14:39,171 --> 00:14:40,339 You and Unity are like... 390 00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:42,091 Like leggings and mid-calf boots. 391 00:14:42,174 --> 00:14:43,759 You think you're great together, 392 00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:46,136 but you're just bringing out the worst in each other. 393 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:48,764 Oh, gee. Boy, Summer. Well put. 394 00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,641 Uh, why don't we see what Unity thinks? 395 00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:51,725 Unity? 396 00:14:52,101 --> 00:14:53,769 I'm just taking a little break from stuff. 397 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,813 You know? I need to relax. 398 00:14:55,896 --> 00:14:57,940 Oh, hey, w-what's this on the news, guys? 399 00:14:58,023 --> 00:14:59,149 L-I-let me turn it up. 400 00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:00,651 In the news today, 401 00:15:00,734 --> 00:15:02,319 this looks a lot worse than it is. 402 00:15:02,403 --> 00:15:04,029 We're really just having a good time. 403 00:15:04,113 --> 00:15:05,447 Karen? Thanks, Todd. 404 00:15:05,531 --> 00:15:07,366 Up next, are you a concerned grandchild 405 00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:09,034 or just a buzzkill? 406 00:15:09,118 --> 00:15:10,953 We'll tell you how you can know for sure. 407 00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:12,955 I think you two are a little outnumbered. 408 00:15:13,038 --> 00:15:15,124 Okay, well, what if you did it for me? 409 00:15:15,207 --> 00:15:17,376 What if you came with us as a favor to us 410 00:15:17,459 --> 00:15:19,086 because you love us? 411 00:15:19,169 --> 00:15:20,838 What? Dumb. Bye. 412 00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:22,256 But Rick, Summer's just... 413 00:15:22,339 --> 00:15:24,150 Summer's just a hyper-emotional, needy little... 414 00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:25,485 What's the word I'm looking for here? 415 00:15:25,509 --> 00:15:26,510 Uh... human. 416 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:28,095 It runs in the family. 417 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:29,263 I can tolerate it, 418 00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:30,574 but I can't give a crap about it. 419 00:15:30,598 --> 00:15:32,099 Take a hike. 420 00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:35,102 Take care of yourself, Unity. 421 00:15:38,230 --> 00:15:40,441 I'm not looking for judgment, just a yes or no... 422 00:15:40,524 --> 00:15:42,401 Can you assimilate a giraffe? 423 00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:43,277 You're the worst! 424 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,113 No, you're the worst! You don't support this family! 425 00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:47,573 All you care about is yourself! 426 00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:48,925 You think supporting the family is about supporting you emotionally... 427 00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:50,552 you've got two children being dragged across the cosmos 428 00:15:50,576 --> 00:15:51,970 ...because it's never enough, Jerry! 429 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,179 ...by your dangerously ill father! 430 00:15:53,203 --> 00:15:54,472 And you force me to watch it happen... 431 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,999 ...because you'd rather lose them and lose me... 432 00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:58,518 ...it's like to be afraid of losing anything... 433 00:15:58,542 --> 00:15:59,603 - than lose him! - Because you cling... 434 00:15:59,627 --> 00:16:00,645 And why? Because you're the child, Beth! 435 00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:03,547 You, not me! You! 436 00:16:03,631 --> 00:16:05,174 - Aah! - Aah! 437 00:16:05,257 --> 00:16:06,759 - Oh, my god. - Aah! 438 00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:14,350 Um, first of all, hello. 439 00:16:14,433 --> 00:16:16,518 Uh, my name is Blim Blam the Korblok. 440 00:16:16,602 --> 00:16:18,395 Second of all, cards on the table, 441 00:16:18,479 --> 00:16:20,189 I'm a murderer that eats babies, 442 00:16:20,272 --> 00:16:22,775 and I came to this planet to eat babies. 443 00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:27,613 However, I am also carrying a highly infectious disease 444 00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:30,991 that I suppose you could call "Space AIDS" as you put it. 445 00:16:31,075 --> 00:16:32,201 And Rick did chain me up 446 00:16:32,284 --> 00:16:34,203 so that he could attempt to cure it. 447 00:16:34,286 --> 00:16:36,330 At the same time, 448 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:38,332 Rick's motivation to cure my disease 449 00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:40,501 was not to save my life or anyone else's, 450 00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:43,754 but to patent and sell the cure for billions of blemflarcks. 451 00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:45,297 But you know the reason why 452 00:16:45,381 --> 00:16:47,341 I ripped my chains out of the wall? 453 00:16:47,424 --> 00:16:50,219 And do you know why I'm never coming back to this planet? 454 00:16:50,302 --> 00:16:54,181 Because the two of you are the fucking worst! 455 00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:56,850 You both hate yourselves and each other. 456 00:16:56,934 --> 00:16:59,186 And the idea that it has anything to do with Rick 457 00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:00,813 is laughable. 458 00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:03,065 I'd laugh, but I'm biologically incapable. 459 00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:04,858 That's how alien I am. 460 00:17:04,942 --> 00:17:07,319 And even I'm sitting here listening to the two of you 461 00:17:07,403 --> 00:17:10,239 and being like, "What the fuck"! 462 00:17:10,322 --> 00:17:12,449 So good luck with your shitty marriage, 463 00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:15,577 and tell Rick I'm sorry he has to deal with either of you. 464 00:17:15,661 --> 00:17:18,038 Blim Blam out. 465 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:25,379 You know what? I'm taking this. 466 00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:31,552 How do you... What is this? 467 00:17:34,179 --> 00:17:37,015 Uh, is there a slow setting? 468 00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:40,018 Best door ever. 469 00:17:47,443 --> 00:17:50,529 Okay, okay. Now make them cry, but happy crying. 470 00:17:50,612 --> 00:17:52,823 Now make them all make fun of the blonde one. 471 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,342 Now make them all do it on the table. 472 00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:56,535 I can't believe you created a whole show for me. 473 00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,162 Now cancel it. 474 00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:59,288 Okay, now put it back on. 475 00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:01,957 All right, I'm bored. 476 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,459 Rick, is there a way for you 477 00:18:03,542 --> 00:18:05,085 to call Summer and Morty? 478 00:18:05,169 --> 00:18:07,504 - I feel bad that they... - Pbht. Screw those guys. 479 00:18:07,588 --> 00:18:10,007 Ugh. I'll be right back. 480 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:12,134 Don't waste your brain on those weirdos, Unity. 481 00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:13,236 They're no different from any of the aimless 482 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,553 chumps that you occupy. 483 00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:16,114 They just put you at the center of their lives 484 00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:17,306 because you're powerful. 485 00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:18,891 And then because they put you there, 486 00:18:18,974 --> 00:18:20,294 they want you to be less powerful. 487 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:21,411 Never gonna happen though, right? 488 00:18:21,435 --> 00:18:22,519 Never. 489 00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:24,605 Never. Back in a flash. 490 00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:31,612 Best weekend ever, Rick. 491 00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:35,032 I agree, Rick. Let's see how long we can go. 492 00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:37,951 Hey, Une. You got any more... 493 00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:42,956 Rick, forgive me for doing this in notes. 494 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:46,543 I'm not strong enough to do it in persons. 495 00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:48,313 I realize now that I'm attracted to you 496 00:18:48,337 --> 00:18:50,589 for the same reason I can't be with you. 497 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:52,257 You can't change. 498 00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:54,551 And I have no problem with that, 499 00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:57,471 but it clearly means I have a problem with myself. 500 00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,914 I'm sure there's no perfect version of me. 501 00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:02,726 I'm sure I'lljust unify species after species 502 00:19:02,810 --> 00:19:04,561 and never really be complete. 503 00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:06,565 But I know how it goes with us. 504 00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:09,525 I lose who I am and become part of you. 505 00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:10,943 Because in a strange way, 506 00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:13,612 you're better at what I do without even trying. 507 00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:18,659 Yours, and nobody else's, Unity. 508 00:19:19,993 --> 00:19:22,329 P. S., I don't know where those coal miners were 509 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:23,572 before they were assimilated. 510 00:19:23,622 --> 00:19:25,165 You might want to get checked. 511 00:19:25,249 --> 00:19:26,267 Man: 512 00:19:28,377 --> 00:19:29,378 Hey. 513 00:19:30,504 --> 00:19:31,672 Dad. 514 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:36,510 I, um... Jerry and I 515 00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:39,179 were looking for our weed whacker 516 00:19:39,263 --> 00:19:41,723 and found your subterranean lair 517 00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:44,309 and your alien prisoner, 518 00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:46,270 and he got away. 519 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:47,729 And I know I sound like mom, 520 00:19:47,813 --> 00:19:49,624 but I can't sacrifice this whole family's safety 521 00:19:49,648 --> 00:19:51,483 just because I'm afraid you'll leave again, 522 00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:53,402 so no more alien prisoners 523 00:19:53,485 --> 00:19:56,196 and no more subterranean excavation 524 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:57,698 without consulting us. 525 00:19:57,781 --> 00:19:59,783 - Okay. - Okay? 526 00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:03,036 "Okay"... like you're gonna quietly teleport somewhere 527 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:05,414 and never come back? - No. It's your house. 528 00:20:05,497 --> 00:20:08,625 Grandpa Rick, what happened with Unity? 529 00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:11,336 Who? Oh, Unity. Yeah, well... 530 00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:13,231 I mean, honestly, we're talking about an entity 531 00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,607 that thrives on enslavement, you know? 532 00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,717 It's not cool. Fun's fun, but who needs it? 533 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,218 I'll be in the garage. 534 00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:33,400 ♪ Lay it, lay it down ♪ 535 00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:35,319 ♪ Let me see your hand ♪ 536 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:37,821 ♪ Show me what you got ♪ 537 00:20:38,614 --> 00:20:40,324 ♪ You're always talking ♪ 538 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:42,075 ♪ But you're not playing ♪ 539 00:20:42,159 --> 00:20:44,703 ♪ It doesn't match your face ♪ 540 00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:49,249 ♪ Get them away, away from this place ♪ 541 00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:52,502 ♪ Can you take me now? ♪ 542 00:20:52,586 --> 00:20:54,421 ♪ I, I want it ♪ 543 00:20:54,504 --> 00:20:56,006 ♪ I want it real ♪ 544 00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:58,425 ♪ Are you afraid of me now? ♪ 545 00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:01,011 ♪♪ 546 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:03,764 ♪ Are you afraid of me now? ♪ 547 00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:05,223 ♪ Do you feel it? ♪ 548 00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,267 ♪ Do you feel it? ♪ 549 00:21:07,351 --> 00:21:10,854 ♪ Do you feel that I can see your soul? ♪ 550 00:21:10,938 --> 00:21:12,189 ♪ Do you feel it? ♪ 551 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,441 ♪ Do you feel it? ♪ 552 00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:16,777 ♪ Do you feel the pain in your heart? ♪ 553 00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:18,111 ♪ I, I want it ♪ 554 00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:20,197 ♪ I want it real ♪ 555 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,741 ♪ Run away with me now ♪ 556 00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:24,868 ♪ I, I want it ♪ 557 00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:27,537 ♪ I want it real ♪ 558 00:21:27,621 --> 00:21:29,539 ♪ Run away with me now ♪ 559 00:21:29,623 --> 00:21:32,000 ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 560 00:21:33,961 --> 00:21:36,380 ♪♪ 561 00:21:44,846 --> 00:21:46,556 ♪ Don't leave me ♪ 562 00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:51,269 ♪ Never leave me out ♪ 563 00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,563 ♪ Don't leave me ♪ 564 00:21:54,648 --> 00:21:59,277 ♪ Never leave me out ♪ 565 00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:06,827 Unity! Unity! 566 00:22:06,910 --> 00:22:08,286 Unity! 567 00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:10,163 How can I assist you? 568 00:22:10,247 --> 00:22:12,457 I want to talk to Unity, Beta Seven. 569 00:22:12,541 --> 00:22:13,625 I know it's in there. 570 00:22:13,709 --> 00:22:15,252 You're classified as a hostile entity, 571 00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:16,962 and Unity doesn't want to talk to you. 572 00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:17,963 I know your game, Beta Seven. 573 00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:19,214 I've met a billion of you, 574 00:22:19,297 --> 00:22:21,508 you little on-deck, in-the-wings shoulder to cry on! 575 00:22:21,591 --> 00:22:24,678 You are classified as a hostile entity. 576 00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:26,239 Oh, you're just loving this, mother... 577 00:22:26,263 --> 00:22:28,265 This isn't gonna shake out like you think, pal. 578 00:22:28,348 --> 00:22:29,659 Unity's not into other hive minds. 579 00:22:29,683 --> 00:22:31,184 It's gonna suck you in and use you up, 580 00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:32,477 and a month from now, 581 00:22:32,561 --> 00:22:33,621 I'm gonna be making out with all of you 582 00:22:33,645 --> 00:22:34,521 in a bunch of red wigs! 583 00:22:34,604 --> 00:22:36,606 Unity! Unity! 584 00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:39,317 Unity, I know you can hear me. Get out here. 585 00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:40,670 Weapons systems engaged. 586 00:22:40,694 --> 00:22:42,404 Oh, in your dreams you have weapon systems. 587 00:22:42,487 --> 00:22:44,823 Ugh, Rick, you said we were going to a movie. 588 00:22:44,906 --> 00:22:45,824 We are, Morty. 589 00:22:45,907 --> 00:22:47,576 All right, Beta shit Seven, 590 00:22:47,659 --> 00:22:49,619 you just got saved by the bell, bitch! 591 00:22:51,288 --> 00:22:52,622 Did you get any of that? 592 00:22:52,706 --> 00:22:54,082 It's-a good show-a.