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Steve,
I just got a weird e-mail.
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Did you buy us airline tickets?
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Aw, shoot. It was supposed
to be a surprise.
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I wanted to thank you
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for letting me live here
all this time,
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so I'm treating the family
to a vacation!
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Steve, you're so sweet.
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- Thanks, Uncle Steve!
- Best Uncle ever.
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Look out, world.
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The Smith family
is going to Paris!
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Yeah! Awesome!
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Rick, I don't like glowing
rocks in the kitchen trash!
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Well, I don't like
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your unemployed genes
in my grandchildren, Jerry,
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but life is made
of little concessions.
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I...
You know what?
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You're gonna land
on your feet, Jer.
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Some company out there's
gonna thank their lucky stars
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they hired my little brother.
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Who the fuck are you?
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My goofy brother, Steve.
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He's been
living here almost a year now.
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Are you losing your mind?
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Hey, someone's been spending
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too much time
around glowing rocks.
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Am I right?
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- Oh, my god!
- Call an ambulance!
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Oh, god! Steve!
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What the hell, Rick?!
What the hell?!
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Will everybody just relax
for a second?
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There's no such thing
as an "Uncle Steve."
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- That is an alien parasite.
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But I've known him
my whole life.
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No, you haven't, Jerry.
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These telepathic
little bastards,
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they embed themselves
in memories,
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and th-then they use
those to multiply
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and spread out,
take over planets.
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It's...
It's disgusting.
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Steve wasn't real?
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He's a real piece of shit.
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This is a big one.
Somebody probably
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tracked it in last week
on the bottom of their shoe
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on a piece of alien fruit.
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- Someone?
- Get off the high road, Summer.
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We all got pink eye
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because you won't stop
texting on the toilet.
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But Uncle Steve taught me
how to ride a bike!
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No, "Steve" put that memory
in your brain
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so he could live in your house,
eat your food, and multiply.
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We could be infested
with these things.
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So we got to keep an eye out
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for any zany, wacky
characters that pop up.
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Ooh, whee!
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Whatever you want, Rick!
We're here to help!
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Thanks,
Mr. Poopybutthole.
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I always could count on you.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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All right. There's six of us,
and that's it.
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Me, Morty, Jerry, Beth,
Mr. Poopybutthole, and Summer.
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Maybe you got the first one
in time, Rick!
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Can't afford to chance it.
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Dad, why does our house
have blast shields?
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Trust me, Beth,
you don't want to know
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how many answers
that question has.
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Ooh, gosh,
it feels claustrophobic!
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Reminds me of that time
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we all got stuck
in the elevator together.
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Y... remember that?
After "The Hulk" musical?
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Jerry, buttons don't work better
if you hit them harder,
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And foam fists
don't make you strong.
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I know.
Friends make you strong.
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I watched
the same musical you did.
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Why couldn't I bring
my portal gun?
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Why did all the drinks
have to be extra large?
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Oh, the Hulk.
I just got that.
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Just pee your pants. I did it
the minute we got stuck.
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Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, shame me.
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At least when I'm disgusting,
it's on purpose.
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Oh, y'all, we're gonna be fine.
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I've always been here for
you guys, and I always will be.
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Somebody call for repairs?
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Yay! Cousin Nicky!
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It's me, cousin Nicky.
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I'm walkin' here!
I mean, I'm not.
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I'm crouched
in the elevator shaft,
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but hey, I'm walkin' here!
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It's true.
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We really do get into some
crazy situations as a family,
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mostly when
we're cooped up like this.
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Hey, maybe
Mr. Poopypants is right.
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L-let's get
some fresh air.
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Come on, cousin Nicky.
You heard Rick.
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We have to stay quarantined
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until we know that there's
no more of these things.
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I hear you, Morty.
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Back in Brooklyn,
we got a sayin'...
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"We're walkin' here!"
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Nicky, get...
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Oh!
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What the...?
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Cousin Nicky was a parasite?!
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Six, Morty! There's supposed
to be six of us!
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If there's seven, then
that means somebody's not real.
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But how did you know
it was Nicky?
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I guessed. That's why I
aimed for his shoulder.
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So we can't trust
any of our memories now?
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Nicky was the reason we found
that old Nazi submarine.
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Did that not even happen?
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Well, of course it happened.
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Now that I possess
the mighty staff of Rah-gubaba,
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the world will tremble
before the Fourth Reich!
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This is the last time
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I ask you for help
on my history final, Rick.
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Hey, we got a word for Nazis
back in Brooklyn, pal.
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I'm comfortable being
called a Nazi.
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You think there's some other
word that will hurt my feelings?
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Yeah. Think before
you talk shit.
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Rah-gubaba,
help me kill America!
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Mr. Beauregard!
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After due consideration,
I have elected not to retire.
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- Yeah!
- Oh, thank god!
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Now, I believe someone
has a final exam to attend.
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Set a course
for Morty's high school.
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Perhaps I'm biased, but if
that story never happened,
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then I wouldn't still be
the family butler.
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Dare to dream.
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Wait.
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And if Mr. Beauregard
wasn't our butler,
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it's safe to say the family'd be
in a hell of a lot of trouble.
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No! Don't flashback!
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You're just gonna make
more swelling.
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- Don't worry, Jerry.
- Just relax.
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We called the fire department.
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You know they won't
come here anymore.
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Marmalade is served.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah! Yeah!
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Oh, whee!
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I guess I take back what I said
about British cuisine.
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Take that, Summer!
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We're trying to sleep.
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I don't want
to go to the dance alone.
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Then perhaps you shouldn't.
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Aww.
Mr. Beauregard.
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- Shall we, master Morty?
- We shall.
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Oh, wait,
don't leave without letting
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Photography Raptor
take a picture.
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Everybody stop remembering!
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These parasites
are like bed bugs,
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and every flashback
is another mattress. Look!
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There's only supposed to be
six people in this house.
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But there's always been 10.
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No!
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Uh, the fact
that I wrote this number down
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means that
there's four parasites.
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You sure about that, Rick?
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Begging your pardon,
master Rick,
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but I seem to recall
a great deal of confusion
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surrounding that number.
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All right, there's six of us.
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And that's it.
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Me, Morty, Jerry,
Beth, Mr. Poopybutthole,
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Frankenstein, Sleepy Gary,
Photography Raptor,
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Mr. Beauregard, and Summer.
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Uh, dad, that's like 10 people.
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6, 10, what's the difference?
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I just love the number 6
for no reason!
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Where's my pencil at?
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Here, Rick!
Use me!
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Oh, thanks, Pencilvester!
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Yeah, I-I g...
I guess that is what happened,
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but I-I don't get
why I would do that.
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Everybody makes mistakes, Rick.
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Why do you think
I have one of these?
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That's it.
Photos.
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Hard evidence.
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You're not in any of my photos,
Mr. Poopybutthole.
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Well, what do you know
about this?
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You're not in any of mine.
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All I have are pictures of me
and my friends from school.
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What? What teenage girl
has pictures of her family?
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It's not like we're
Mormon or dying.
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I will admit it's suspicious
that Summer's only friend
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is a magic ballerina lamb
that we've never seen.
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Summer!
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Tinkles!
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It's past my bedtime.
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Not in Never Past Bedtime Land!
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Here we go!
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♪ Summer and Tinkles ♪
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♪ Friends with each other ♪
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♪ Living in
Never Past Bedtime Land ♪
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♪ No kitchen sinkles ♪
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♪ No little brother ♪
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♪ Going to raves
and waving our hands ♪
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♪ Summer and Tinkle, friends to the end ♪
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♪ Group text the whole crew,
my motherfuckin' friends! ♪
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♪ Ketchup to the salt,
salt to the fry ♪
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♪ "T" to the "inkle"
with a capital "I" ♪
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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
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- Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
- Summer, we're trying to sleep.
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It was Tinkles!
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Tinkles?
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That is su......
Suspicious.
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We're always hearing about
this Tinkles character,
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- But we never get to...
- Hi, everybody.
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I'm Tinkles,
and these are my friends.
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See, everyone?
Tinkles is real.
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That means so am I.
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- Sorry, Summer.
- Man, I'm sorry, Summer.
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I was on the wrong side
of the pitchfork on this one.
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Okay, look, we shouldn't need
evidence or logic
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to know who's family
and who isn't.
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I know who the Smiths are.
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I've known Beth
since High School.
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And her husband, sleepy Gary,
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is hands down
my absolute best friend.
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Thanks, Jerry.
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Beyond that,
no offense to any of you,
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but all bets are off.
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Look, I'm not used to being
this unsure for this long.
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I'm just gonna aim for shoulders
starting with the weird girl.
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Aah!
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- Grandpa Rick!
- Hold still, "Summer."
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Rick, that is my daughter.
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Oh, yeah? Well, what if you just
think that, sleepy Gary?
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I've known you for 15 years.
Don't make me hurt you.
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Rick, these are
our family and friends,
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the people we barbecue with.
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Have you forgotten the barbecue?
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Wait,
why would you want me to...
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You're one of them, aren't you?
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Rick. You love
those barbecues, Rick.
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You lo ve them.
Hai!
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Remember it, Rick?
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Shut up, Hamurai!
Shut up, Amish Cyborg!
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What is this?
'90s Conan?
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Remember the barbecue.
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Remember the barbecue.
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Remember the barbecue.
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You know what, Pencilvester?
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It took me my whole life
to realize it,
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but I love barbecuing.
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- You're good at it, Rick.
- Watch me, baby.
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I'm like Tom Cruise from,
um, "Cuisine"
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or w-whatever that movie's
called where he makes drinks.
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Yeah, check me out.
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I'm like Tom Cruise
from "Cuisine."
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Yeah.
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00:09:07,131 --> 00:09:08,549
Is that what it's called?
"Cuisine"?
252
00:09:08,633 --> 00:09:10,092
Wow!
Hey, everybody.
253
00:09:10,176 --> 00:09:12,345
Let's give it up
for the grillmaster Rick!
254
00:09:12,428 --> 00:09:13,596
Rick!
Rick! Rick!
255
00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:18,601
Wait.
256
00:09:21,771 --> 00:09:22,772
Noooooo!
257
00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:24,357
Shoot. Now look.
258
00:09:24,440 --> 00:09:25,667
It's like
a "Where's Waldo?" page.
259
00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:26,984
Can you find me?
260
00:09:27,068 --> 00:09:28,378
Check out
all these zany characters.
261
00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:30,279
We'll be right back
after these messages.
262
00:09:32,323 --> 00:09:34,158
I think
you should put down the gun
263
00:09:34,242 --> 00:09:35,701
and we should get you
to a doctor.
264
00:09:35,785 --> 00:09:37,638
What do you say we take down
these blast shields?
265
00:09:37,662 --> 00:09:39,181
- yeah.
- I can't do that, sleepy Gary.
266
00:09:39,205 --> 00:09:40,623
All right,
everybody listen to me.
267
00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:42,184
I don't know
if any of you guys are real,
268
00:09:42,208 --> 00:09:44,186
but this house has been infested
with fake loved ones
269
00:09:44,210 --> 00:09:45,753
that spread
through fake memories,
270
00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:47,648
and our planet will be destroyed
if they get out.
271
00:09:48,881 --> 00:09:50,716
But, Rick,
even you have to admit
272
00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:53,052
you do tend
to overreact to stuff.
273
00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:54,512
You guys, we got to hurry.
274
00:09:54,595 --> 00:09:56,055
I just got back from Walmart.
275
00:09:56,138 --> 00:09:58,766
They're selling Nintendo 3DS
systems for $149.99 on sale,
276
00:09:58,849 --> 00:10:01,143
plus every time you buy one,
you get a $50 gift card.
277
00:10:01,227 --> 00:10:03,521
Brings the total price down
to $110 after tax.
278
00:10:03,604 --> 00:10:05,690
Now, listen, we can flip
those sons of bitches
279
00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:07,066
for 230 bucks apiece easy!
280
00:10:07,149 --> 00:10:09,068
They're all limited-edition
"Zelda" ones.
281
00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:10,736
Hurry! Hurry!
Come with me!
282
00:10:10,820 --> 00:10:12,822
We can be rich,
and we also all get to keep one
283
00:10:12,905 --> 00:10:14,615
and we can play Nintendo games!
284
00:10:14,699 --> 00:10:16,784
Nintendo, give me free stuff.
285
00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:19,078
Okay, yes, I definitely
remember doing that,
286
00:10:19,161 --> 00:10:20,955
but also, I would never do that.
287
00:10:21,038 --> 00:10:22,581
Don't overreact, Rick.
288
00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:24,667
Sleepy Gary, a word?
Sure, Jerry.
289
00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:26,252
Rick, keep a level head, okay?
290
00:10:26,335 --> 00:10:29,005
'Cause I'll tell you a secret
about Frankenstein...
291
00:10:29,088 --> 00:10:33,217
He's actually
Frankenstein's monster.
292
00:10:34,927 --> 00:10:37,847
Sleepy Gary,
m-my head is filled
293
00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:39,223
with memories of our friendship.
294
00:10:39,307 --> 00:10:40,826
I'm convinced
that you're Beth's husband
295
00:10:40,850 --> 00:10:42,101
and I'm your friend,
296
00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:44,270
but if those memories
can't be trusted, then...
297
00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:45,730
Jerry, just say it.
298
00:10:45,813 --> 00:10:48,983
Sleepy Gary,
how do we know I'm real?
299
00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:50,985
Jesus, Jerry.
300
00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:52,486
No, you're real.
301
00:10:52,570 --> 00:10:53,863
Hey, look at me.
302
00:10:53,946 --> 00:10:55,590
Now, I don't know
which way is up out there,
303
00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:58,159
but I know us,
and you're real, Jerry.
304
00:10:58,242 --> 00:10:59,869
Remember our vacation?
305
00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:05,249
They're filming that new "Star
Wars" movie down the coast.
306
00:11:05,333 --> 00:11:06,417
Should we check it out?
307
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:08,502
Sure. Why not?
308
00:11:15,509 --> 00:11:19,055
Maybe we'll see Chewbacca.
309
00:11:19,138 --> 00:11:21,265
I'd like that.
310
00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:30,191
What are we doing?
311
00:11:35,279 --> 00:11:37,740
I don't give a damn
what else happens out there.
312
00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:40,409
You and I
are going to survive this.
313
00:11:40,493 --> 00:11:41,494
Okay.
314
00:11:42,078 --> 00:11:43,454
Hey, we agreed.
315
00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,206
Never in the house.
316
00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:48,560
That's a cool watch there, Rick.
317
00:11:48,584 --> 00:11:49,627
Can I check it out?
318
00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:51,253
Uh, no thank...
319
00:11:51,337 --> 00:11:52,254
Okay.
320
00:11:52,338 --> 00:11:53,338
Trying to figure out
321
00:11:53,381 --> 00:11:54,483
how to lower
the blast shields, huh?
322
00:11:54,507 --> 00:11:56,384
Anybody here
think it's suspicious
323
00:11:56,467 --> 00:11:58,844
that a lot of people in here
can't wait to get out of here?
324
00:11:58,928 --> 00:12:02,348
Ah, you're paranoid, Rick.
You've been paranoid since 'Nam.
325
00:12:02,431 --> 00:12:03,933
So, what are you gonna do
326
00:12:04,016 --> 00:12:05,410
when you rotate back
to the world, Frankenstein?
327
00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:08,104
Shi-i-i-i-t.
I'mma bust a...
328
00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:11,148
No!
Get out of my head, parasite!
329
00:12:11,232 --> 00:12:12,066
- No!
- Drop it.
330
00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:13,293
Give me the gun, Frankenstein!
331
00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:17,321
Give it back!
332
00:12:17,405 --> 00:12:19,281
Yeah!
333
00:12:19,365 --> 00:12:20,366
Frankenstein!
334
00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:22,998
Is anyone here even real?
335
00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:24,578
Am I the only real person
on Earth?!
336
00:12:24,662 --> 00:12:25,704
Maybe.
337
00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:28,541
Or maybe, just maybe,
we're all real.
338
00:12:28,624 --> 00:12:29,851
You know me.
I'm Reverse Giraffe.
339
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:31,544
I have a short neck and legs.
340
00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:33,087
I went to college
with Hamurai. Hai!
341
00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:35,256
I saved Ghost In A Jar's
life in Vietnam.
342
00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:37,258
Boo rah!
And, Beth, how many times
343
00:12:37,341 --> 00:12:39,343
have I been a shoulder
for you to cry on?
344
00:12:39,427 --> 00:12:41,220
Too many.
345
00:12:41,303 --> 00:12:43,139
Okay,
so maybe we're just all fake.
346
00:12:43,222 --> 00:12:44,723
That don't make no sense!
347
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:47,518
Or maybe there's only one
deceiver here...
348
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:48,787
The person that keeps telling us
349
00:12:48,811 --> 00:12:51,439
the path to salvation
is being held prisoner
350
00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:52,773
and mistrusting each other.
351
00:12:52,857 --> 00:12:53,983
Hey, don't blame me!
352
00:12:54,066 --> 00:12:55,419
I tried to shoot Summer
10 minutes ago!
353
00:12:55,443 --> 00:12:57,778
I know we all have
beloved memories of Rick,
354
00:12:57,862 --> 00:12:59,738
but are we really
supposed to believe
355
00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:02,491
that a mad scientist inventor
with a flying car
356
00:13:02,575 --> 00:13:06,036
just showed up on our doorstep
after being gone for years?
357
00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:07,538
Yeah, you know, he does have
358
00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:10,040
a lot of really weird,
made-up sounding catchphrases.
359
00:13:10,124 --> 00:13:11,542
Wubba lubba dub dub!
360
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,836
Ricky ticky tavi, beyotch!
361
00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:16,964
And that's the wa-a-a-a-y
the news goes.
362
00:13:17,047 --> 00:13:18,174
Hit the sack, Jack.
363
00:13:18,257 --> 00:13:20,009
Uh-oh!
Somersault jump.
364
00:13:20,092 --> 00:13:21,093
AIDS!
365
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:25,139
And that's why I always say
shum shum shlippedy dop!
366
00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:28,225
Grassss tastes bad-ah.
367
00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:30,352
No jumpin' in the sewer.
368
00:13:30,436 --> 00:13:31,562
Burger time!
369
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:33,439
Rubber baby baby bunkers!
370
00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:35,441
Lick, lick, lick my balls!
371
00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:36,859
Yeah!
372
00:13:36,942 --> 00:13:38,152
Say that all the time.
373
00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:41,168
That's a fake-ass catchphrase
right there.
374
00:13:41,197 --> 00:13:43,365
Yeah, don't forget
his incredibly vague back story.
375
00:13:43,449 --> 00:13:44,992
Beth, I'm your father!
376
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:46,243
Oh, are you, dad?
Are you?
377
00:13:46,327 --> 00:13:48,078
Rick, if you want
to prove you're real,
378
00:13:48,162 --> 00:13:50,289
just do what any of the rest
of us would do and...
379
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:51,641
And... and open
the blast shields
380
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,375
and let us the hell out of here!
381
00:13:53,459 --> 00:13:56,462
Why don't you make me,
implausibly naive pubescent boy
382
00:13:56,545 --> 00:13:59,048
with an old Jewish
comedy writer's name?
383
00:13:59,131 --> 00:14:00,382
Ooh!
Ooh! Ooh!
384
00:14:00,466 --> 00:14:02,593
In your face!
385
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,303
Give me the gun.
386
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:07,431
I'm not doing this
in front of Pencilvester.
387
00:14:07,515 --> 00:14:09,225
Bring him to the garage.
388
00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:13,521
You listen to me, you
son of a bitch parasite scum.
389
00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:16,148
We could either do this
the easy way or the hard way.
390
00:14:16,232 --> 00:14:17,459
You know, y-y-y...
Do you want to live?
391
00:14:17,483 --> 00:14:18,943
Then open
the blast shield doors.
392
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:20,712
Shut up, Morty,
you brainwashed, little turd
393
00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:23,197
that might not even be real
because I'm brainwashed, too.
394
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,990
You know, Rick,
this isn't easy for us.
395
00:14:25,074 --> 00:14:26,718
You know, w-we all remember
you as a friend.
396
00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:28,494
Oh, oh, oh, really?
397
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:30,430
Well, I remember you as a whiny,
little piece of shit, Morty!
398
00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:31,622
- Oh... oh, yeah?
- Yeah!
399
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,415
I've got
about a thousand memories
400
00:14:33,499 --> 00:14:35,727
of your dumb, little ass and
about six of them are pleasant.
401
00:14:35,751 --> 00:14:37,503
The rest is annoying garbage.
402
00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:39,564
So why don't you do us both
a favor and pull the trigger?
403
00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:40,714
Do it!
Do it, motherfucker!
404
00:14:40,798 --> 00:14:43,717
Pull the fucking trigger!
405
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:46,387
Oh, wow.
406
00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:48,305
Baby Wizard was a parasite?
407
00:14:48,389 --> 00:14:50,182
He set me up with my wife.
408
00:14:50,266 --> 00:14:52,101
What the hell?
409
00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:53,644
I figured it out, Rick!
410
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:55,247
The parasites can only create
pleasant memories.
411
00:14:55,271 --> 00:14:56,480
I know you're real
412
00:14:56,564 --> 00:14:59,608
because I have a ton
of bad memories with you!
413
00:14:59,692 --> 00:15:04,780
♪ These memories that we have ♪
414
00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:12,413
♪ These memories
that we cherish ♪
415
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:20,496
♪ I wish that we can go
back to that time ♪
416
00:15:22,214 --> 00:15:24,341
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
417
00:15:24,425 --> 00:15:26,594
Holy crap, Morty, you're right.
418
00:15:26,677 --> 00:15:28,738
Is... is... isn't that what you were trying
to make me understand by yelling at me?
419
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:31,348
Well, yeah,
duh-doy.
420
00:15:31,432 --> 00:15:34,184
T-took you
long enough.
421
00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:37,271
Now let's go, Morty.
422
00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:39,440
We got a lot of friends
and family to exterminate.
423
00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:45,487
Everybody remain calm! This is
gonna take some explaining.
424
00:15:45,571 --> 00:15:48,240
We need to kill everyone that
we can only remember fondly.
425
00:15:48,324 --> 00:15:50,409
Who's got a bad memory
about Mrs. Refrigerator?
426
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:53,245
I-I-I-I... everyone has
bad memories of me.
427
00:15:53,329 --> 00:15:55,164
You remember that one time?
428
00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:02,254
Ooh, man,
we couldn't stop screaming.
429
00:16:02,338 --> 00:16:05,674
Uh, roller coasters aren't bad,
Mrs. Refrigerator.
430
00:16:05,758 --> 00:16:07,384
They're thrilling.
431
00:16:07,468 --> 00:16:10,804
And you've been a perfect
companion to me my entire life.
432
00:16:10,888 --> 00:16:12,264
The jig is up!
433
00:16:12,348 --> 00:16:13,849
Get me out of here.
434
00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:15,559
Get me out of here!
435
00:16:15,643 --> 00:16:17,269
Aah!
436
00:16:17,353 --> 00:16:18,812
Oh shit!
437
00:16:18,896 --> 00:16:20,689
Everybody back!
If you're not a parasite,
438
00:16:20,773 --> 00:16:22,733
you have nothing to fear.
So what about Summer?
439
00:16:22,816 --> 00:16:25,611
Why am I
always your go-to?
440
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:30,783
- Never go in my room again.
- I didn't!
441
00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:31,784
She's real.
442
00:16:31,867 --> 00:16:33,535
She's my bitch of a sister.
443
00:16:34,453 --> 00:16:35,537
Nice.
444
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:37,956
♪♪
445
00:16:38,999 --> 00:16:40,626
Mom, are you driving me to...
446
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,419
Hmm?
Yeah, yeah, yes. What time?
447
00:16:42,503 --> 00:16:43,796
Oh, my god.
Are you drunk?
448
00:16:43,879 --> 00:16:45,381
What are you?
449
00:16:45,464 --> 00:16:46,757
My wife coach?
- Your what?
450
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,342
- Oh! God!
- Oh. Oh, my gosh.
451
00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:49,343
- Oh! God! Mom!
- Sweetheart, are you okay?
452
00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:50,594
I didn't mean to...
453
00:16:50,678 --> 00:16:52,846
I'm gonna have a bruise!
It's picture day!
454
00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:55,849
It's not... don't overreact.
I can clean it up.
455
00:16:55,933 --> 00:16:57,851
I want the police to take me!
456
00:16:57,935 --> 00:16:59,770
Morty, give a gun to the lady
457
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:01,939
that got pregnant with me
too early
458
00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:04,316
and constantly makes it
our problem.
459
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:06,068
Thank you, sweetie.
460
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,069
Beth, Beth, please!
461
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:08,254
I thought it was too
good to be true
462
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:10,531
that we'd have
compatible kidneys.
463
00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:26,463
Come on, man.
464
00:17:26,547 --> 00:17:28,024
Haven't we ever had
an uncomfortable silence
465
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,758
or an awkward fart
on a road trip?
466
00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:31,760
Come on, Pencilvester.
Give me anything.
467
00:17:31,844 --> 00:17:33,095
Rick, I'm Pencilvester.
468
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:35,097
Listen to that name.
You can't kill me.
469
00:17:35,180 --> 00:17:37,182
You're right.
470
00:17:37,558 --> 00:17:39,560
Kill Pencilvester.
471
00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:51,905
Summer, I've always loved you!
472
00:17:51,989 --> 00:17:54,032
Yep.
473
00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:10,549
Oh, my god!
474
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:12,259
I-I-I thought you went
to a concert!
475
00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:15,471
We forgot the tickets!
Why in the kitchen?!
476
00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:17,347
I do it everywhere!
Stop shaming me!
477
00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:19,141
You're not the victim here!
478
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:21,161
I hate you, and I was thinking
about your friend Grace!
479
00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:22,186
Aaaaaah!
480
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:29,777
Ah. Master Rick.
481
00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:31,779
Remember when you weren't
going to shoot me?
482
00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:35,574
I guess I did the Butler!
Ha ha!
483
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:37,493
Does...
D-does that scan?
484
00:18:37,576 --> 00:18:38,827
Oh,
I-I get it.
485
00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:40,913
It's a play
on "The Butler Did It."
486
00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:42,372
Thanks, Ghost In A Jar.
487
00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:45,542
You always were good at pointing
out potentially obscure comedy.
488
00:18:50,422 --> 00:18:52,382
You got to hide me, sleepy Gary.
489
00:18:52,466 --> 00:18:53,801
Don't worry.
I have a plan.
490
00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:55,552
If we can get to my boat,
there's a...
491
00:18:57,805 --> 00:18:58,931
No. No!
492
00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:02,893
Just send me to Gary.
I want to be with Gary.
493
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:05,103
Oh, god.
494
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:06,980
Whoa.
What the hell?
495
00:19:07,064 --> 00:19:08,440
Look out for that homeless guy!
496
00:19:08,524 --> 00:19:10,734
Open the door!
Open the door! Open the door!
497
00:19:10,818 --> 00:19:13,070
There isn't time!
Just run!
498
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:14,738
Get out here and help me!
499
00:19:14,822 --> 00:19:17,491
They say you shouldn't do that!
Just run!
500
00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:20,369
Ugh. Sorry, Jerry.
You're real.
501
00:19:20,452 --> 00:19:22,579
I'm a parasite!
502
00:19:22,663 --> 00:19:24,748
Yeah, but you're real.
503
00:19:24,832 --> 00:19:28,794
Uh, uh, I need time
to forget about sleepy Gary.
504
00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:30,295
Me, too.
505
00:19:33,465 --> 00:19:35,384
From now on, let's all be careful
506
00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:37,845
to wash our hands when
we get back from outer space.
507
00:19:37,928 --> 00:19:39,471
That goes for everyone.
508
00:19:39,555 --> 00:19:40,764
This is depressing.
509
00:19:40,848 --> 00:19:42,808
We killed every good
person in the house.
510
00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:44,810
We 're what's left?
What a family.
511
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:46,478
At least we're real, Jerry.
512
00:19:46,562 --> 00:19:48,230
We're real.
Ricky ticky tavi!
513
00:19:48,313 --> 00:19:50,816
Ooh, whee!
Amen to that.
514
00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:53,527
Now, this little Poopypants
is hungry.
515
00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:55,529
Will somebody
pass me a pork chop?
516
00:19:58,657 --> 00:19:59,783
Huh.
517
00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:01,743
I-is... is something wrong,
Beth?
518
00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:02,953
Ow!
519
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:04,246
Oh, my god!
520
00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:05,455
No, Beth! Oh fuck!
521
00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:07,332
Wait, but I...
522
00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:08,643
- Oh, Beth! Why?!
- I need an ambulance!
523
00:20:08,667 --> 00:20:10,252
There's been a shooting.
My wife shot...
524
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:13,088
Uh, my... my wife shot
a long-time family friend.
525
00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:14,172
Why?
526
00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:15,942
Oh, my god, oh, my god,
oh, my god, Mr. Poopybutthole.
527
00:20:15,966 --> 00:20:17,551
- I-I thought...
- Keep breathing!
528
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:19,303
- Oh, god. What's happening?
- Look at me!
529
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:20,905
Look at me!
Don't... don't fall asleep!
530
00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:22,890
Is... is this what
bleeding to death is?
531
00:20:22,973 --> 00:20:24,725
Oh, whee.
Is this how I die?
532
00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:25,893
Oh, geez!
Oh, my god!
533
00:20:25,976 --> 00:20:27,561
Why would you
do this? Beth.
534
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:29,438
It's not supposed to hurt.
535
00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:30,314
- I-I thought...
536
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:32,399
Ooh, whee.
537
00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:36,653
♪♪
538
00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:12,064
Oh, he... he's looking
a lot better.
539
00:21:12,147 --> 00:21:13,941
Listen, Beth, don't torture yourself.
540
00:21:14,024 --> 00:21:15,901
I made a similar mistake
years ago,
541
00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:18,362
but, you know,
on a planetary scale.
542
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:19,905
Is, um, is he mad at me?
543
00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:21,782
He's not pressing charges.
544
00:21:21,865 --> 00:21:24,368
I mean, that's got to be
the "You shot me" equivalent
545
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,662
of not being mad.
546
00:21:26,745 --> 00:21:28,455
Can he have visitors?
547
00:21:28,538 --> 00:21:30,791
He'd like to be alone.
548
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:33,835
He told me
to tell you he's sorry
549
00:21:33,919 --> 00:21:35,879
you didn't have bad
memories of him?
550
00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:40,759
If you love him,
you should leave.
551
00:21:44,721 --> 00:21:47,557
And that's the wa-a-a-a-y
the news goes.
552
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:50,352
Did you get any of that?
553
00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:52,562
It's-a good show-a.