1 00:00:02,545 --> 00:00:04,231 Geez, I can't believe we found a version of Earth 2 00:00:04,255 --> 00:00:06,508 with a "Ball Fondlers" movie franchise. 3 00:00:06,591 --> 00:00:09,636 I can't believe the things this reality considers PG-13. 4 00:00:09,719 --> 00:00:12,389 - Yeah, I-I'm pretty jealous. - Don't be, Morty. 5 00:00:12,472 --> 00:00:15,308 There's pros and cons to every alternate timeline. 6 00:00:15,392 --> 00:00:16,559 Fun facts about this one... 7 00:00:16,643 --> 00:00:18,061 It's got giant, telepathic spiders, 8 00:00:18,144 --> 00:00:19,396 11 9/11s, 9 00:00:19,479 --> 00:00:21,481 and the best ice cream in the multiverse! 10 00:00:21,564 --> 00:00:23,149 - Shut up! - Whoa! 11 00:00:23,233 --> 00:00:25,694 We're gonna go get some ice cream, motherfucker! 12 00:00:27,737 --> 00:00:29,030 Oh, great. 13 00:00:29,114 --> 00:00:30,782 Oh, boy. W-What's wrong, Rick? 14 00:00:30,865 --> 00:00:32,505 Is it the quantum carburetor or something? 15 00:00:32,534 --> 00:00:34,536 "Quantum carburetor"? Jesus, Morty. 16 00:00:34,619 --> 00:00:36,538 You can't just add a s... sci-fi word 17 00:00:36,621 --> 00:00:38,540 to a car word and hope it means something. 18 00:00:38,623 --> 00:00:41,042 Looks like something's wrong with the microverse battery. 19 00:00:41,126 --> 00:00:42,669 We're gonna have to go inside. 20 00:00:42,752 --> 00:00:44,295 Um, go inside what? 21 00:00:44,379 --> 00:00:46,172 The battery, Morty. Be right back, Summer. 22 00:00:46,256 --> 00:00:47,674 Stay put, don't touch any buttons, 23 00:00:47,757 --> 00:00:50,677 and ignore all random thoughts that feel... spidery. 24 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:52,345 Wait! You can't leave me here! 25 00:00:52,429 --> 00:00:53,638 You'll be fine. 26 00:00:53,722 --> 00:00:55,223 Ship, keep Summer safe. 27 00:00:55,306 --> 00:00:57,392 Keep Summer safe. 28 00:00:57,475 --> 00:00:59,018 Ohh! 29 00:01:00,186 --> 00:01:01,855 Ugh. Wonderful. 30 00:01:06,317 --> 00:01:08,278 Hey, excuse me. Hello. 31 00:01:08,361 --> 00:01:10,321 Um... 32 00:01:10,405 --> 00:01:12,323 What, you think you're better than me?! 33 00:01:12,407 --> 00:01:14,409 Nobody's better than me! 34 00:01:14,492 --> 00:01:15,660 Hey! Hey! 35 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:21,750 Aah! Aaaaah! 36 00:01:21,833 --> 00:01:23,585 - Keep Summer safe. - Aaaaaaah! 37 00:01:23,668 --> 00:01:24,794 Hey, man, what the hell?! 38 00:01:24,878 --> 00:01:26,588 That was my daughter's pediatrician! Aah! 39 00:01:26,671 --> 00:01:28,381 No, stop! Don't kill him! 40 00:01:28,465 --> 00:01:29,716 Confirmed. 41 00:01:29,799 --> 00:01:31,259 Aah! 42 00:01:32,469 --> 00:01:34,137 Oh, god. I can't feel my legs. 43 00:01:34,220 --> 00:01:35,388 Help! Help!! 44 00:01:35,472 --> 00:01:36,723 Summer is safe. 45 00:01:36,806 --> 00:01:38,725 I don't feel safe. 46 00:01:38,808 --> 00:01:40,202 Confirmed. 47 00:01:40,226 --> 00:01:42,187 No. 48 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:43,730 Oh, god, help me. Help me! 49 00:01:43,813 --> 00:01:45,857 Help me, please! You can help me! 50 00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:48,818 ♪♪ 51 00:02:19,265 --> 00:02:21,059 Oh, man. Where are we, Rick? 52 00:02:21,142 --> 00:02:23,186 Morty, remember eight seconds ago when... you said, 53 00:02:23,269 --> 00:02:25,730 "go inside what?" And I said, "the battery"? 54 00:02:25,814 --> 00:02:27,454 Then we showed up here, and I wasn't like, 55 00:02:27,482 --> 00:02:28,733 "Whoa, this is unexpected. 56 00:02:28,817 --> 00:02:30,401 This is not what I was expecting, Morty. 57 00:02:30,485 --> 00:02:32,070 What a perplexing mystery this is." 58 00:02:32,153 --> 00:02:33,714 All right, all right, we're inside the battery. 59 00:02:33,738 --> 00:02:35,406 I get it. You don't have to bust my balls. 60 00:02:35,490 --> 00:02:37,510 Huh, this isn't right. This pipe's supposed to be... 61 00:02:37,534 --> 00:02:40,495 sending 20 terawatts of juice up to the engine, Morty. 62 00:02:40,578 --> 00:02:42,338 Instead we've got... zero? 63 00:02:42,413 --> 00:02:43,693 Now what are these people doing? 64 00:02:43,748 --> 00:02:45,917 W-W-W-Whoa, people? 65 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,640 It's time for some hands-on engine repair. 66 00:02:47,710 --> 00:02:49,295 All right, Morty, hold on to something. 67 00:02:49,379 --> 00:02:50,421 Whoa! 68 00:02:52,841 --> 00:02:54,217 Holy crap! 69 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:56,219 I thought we were inside your car battery, Rick. 70 00:02:56,302 --> 00:02:58,888 T-T-This is like a whole p-planet or something. 71 00:02:58,972 --> 00:03:00,852 Thanks, Morty. I'm pretty proud of this bad boy. 72 00:03:00,890 --> 00:03:02,350 Check it out. 73 00:03:02,433 --> 00:03:04,394 I put a spatially tessellated void 74 00:03:04,477 --> 00:03:06,354 inside a modified temporal field 75 00:03:06,437 --> 00:03:08,606 until a planet developed intelligent life. 76 00:03:08,690 --> 00:03:11,276 I then introduced that life to the wonders of electricity, 77 00:03:11,359 --> 00:03:13,611 which they now generate on a global scale. 78 00:03:13,695 --> 00:03:15,506 And, you know, some of it goes to power my engine 79 00:03:15,530 --> 00:03:17,115 and charge my phone and stuff. 80 00:03:17,198 --> 00:03:19,284 You have a whole planet making your power for you? 81 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:21,452 That's slavery. - It's society. 82 00:03:21,536 --> 00:03:22,871 They work for each other, Morty. 83 00:03:22,954 --> 00:03:24,539 They pay each other. They buy houses. 84 00:03:24,622 --> 00:03:26,100 They get married and make children that replace them 85 00:03:26,124 --> 00:03:27,834 when they get too old to make power. 86 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:30,044 That just sounds like slavery with extra steps. 87 00:03:30,128 --> 00:03:33,047 Ooh la la, someone's gonna get laid in college. 88 00:03:33,131 --> 00:03:35,049 It appears we are being revisited 89 00:03:35,133 --> 00:03:37,886 by the alien known as Rick, who once gave our world 90 00:03:37,969 --> 00:03:40,263 the gift of gooble box technology, 91 00:03:40,346 --> 00:03:42,515 which, when stomped on, generates electricity, 92 00:03:42,599 --> 00:03:44,684 powering our homes and businesses, 93 00:03:44,767 --> 00:03:46,579 improving our daily lives, while safely removing 94 00:03:46,603 --> 00:03:51,065 the dangerous waste power to a special disposal volcano. 95 00:03:51,149 --> 00:03:52,692 But why has Rick returned? 96 00:03:52,775 --> 00:03:55,361 And what will he say when he hears the big news? 97 00:03:55,445 --> 00:03:56,988 Let's find out. 98 00:03:57,071 --> 00:03:59,407 You need to tell these people they're in a battery, Rick. 99 00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:01,743 It's messed up. There's caterers down there. 100 00:04:01,826 --> 00:04:03,828 Th-Th-They're setting up chafing dishes. 101 00:04:03,912 --> 00:04:05,204 Would you relax, Morty? 102 00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:07,057 There's nothing dishonest about what we're doing. 103 00:04:07,081 --> 00:04:09,435 Now slap on these antennae. They need to think we're aliens. 104 00:04:09,459 --> 00:04:12,462 - What? Why? - Sh... Obviously... 105 00:04:12,545 --> 00:04:15,006 You really know nothing about car repair. 106 00:04:18,968 --> 00:04:20,929 Wait for the ramp, Morty. 107 00:04:21,012 --> 00:04:22,764 They love the slow ramp. 108 00:04:22,847 --> 00:04:25,433 Really gets their dicks hard when they see this ramp 109 00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:27,769 just slowly extending down. 110 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:30,772 Greetings! 111 00:04:33,524 --> 00:04:35,193 Morty, you gotta flip them off. 112 00:04:35,276 --> 00:04:37,195 I told them it means "peace among worlds." 113 00:04:37,278 --> 00:04:38,613 How hilarious is that? 114 00:04:44,994 --> 00:04:46,162 Coming through. 115 00:04:46,245 --> 00:04:48,122 Two real aliens walking through here. 116 00:04:48,206 --> 00:04:50,124 Rick, our alien friend. 117 00:04:50,208 --> 00:04:52,126 Uh, Mr. President, um, couldn't help but notice 118 00:04:52,210 --> 00:04:54,587 that you were having problems generating power. 119 00:04:54,671 --> 00:04:57,048 That's correct. We've evolved. 120 00:04:57,131 --> 00:05:00,343 Our most brilliant scientist, Zeep Xanflorp, 121 00:05:00,426 --> 00:05:02,345 has developed a source of energy 122 00:05:02,428 --> 00:05:05,098 that makes gooble boxes obsolete. 123 00:05:05,181 --> 00:05:07,016 I would love to see it. 124 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:09,477 - Fuck You. - What did you say to me?! 125 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:10,937 "Fuck You." 126 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:13,815 Y-You told me it means "much obliged." 127 00:05:13,898 --> 00:05:16,859 Oh. Right. Uh, b-blow me. 128 00:05:16,943 --> 00:05:18,695 No, no, no. Blow me. 129 00:05:22,907 --> 00:05:26,953 Zeep, you have an honored guest from beyond the stars. 130 00:05:27,036 --> 00:05:29,580 I said 12 quantum stabilizers, not 11. 131 00:05:29,664 --> 00:05:31,416 Fix it or it's your ass. 132 00:05:31,499 --> 00:05:33,126 Chris, I'm in the middle of something. 133 00:05:33,209 --> 00:05:36,337 Zeep, this is Rick... The Alien. 134 00:05:36,421 --> 00:05:38,172 Rick The Alien. 135 00:05:38,256 --> 00:05:40,174 Rick The Alien... 136 00:05:40,258 --> 00:05:41,843 Really? You're gonna pull that move? 137 00:05:41,926 --> 00:05:43,636 I guided your entire civilization. 138 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:45,680 Your people have a holiday named Ricksgiving. 139 00:05:45,763 --> 00:05:47,640 They teach kids about me in school. 140 00:05:47,724 --> 00:05:50,184 I dropped out of school. It's not for smart people. 141 00:05:50,268 --> 00:05:52,103 Ohhhh, snap! 142 00:05:52,186 --> 00:05:54,022 Listen to me, you arrogant little... 143 00:05:54,105 --> 00:05:57,233 R-Rick was hoping to see your new energy source. 144 00:05:57,316 --> 00:06:00,236 I think he could learn a lot from you, Zeep. 145 00:06:00,319 --> 00:06:01,863 Fine. 146 00:06:01,946 --> 00:06:03,906 It's hard for people to grasp, 147 00:06:03,990 --> 00:06:06,242 but inside that container is an infinite universe 148 00:06:06,325 --> 00:06:08,244 with a planet capable of generating 149 00:06:08,327 --> 00:06:10,413 massive amounts of power. 150 00:06:10,496 --> 00:06:12,749 I call it a miniverse. 151 00:06:12,832 --> 00:06:14,834 Dumb Name. 152 00:06:14,917 --> 00:06:16,270 - Excuse me? - Nothing. 153 00:06:16,294 --> 00:06:18,379 I mean, it's hard for us to comprehend all this. 154 00:06:18,463 --> 00:06:20,441 Would it be possible for us to get some kind of tour 155 00:06:20,465 --> 00:06:22,258 of your miniverse from the inside? 156 00:06:22,341 --> 00:06:23,885 This isn't a fucking chocolate factory. 157 00:06:23,968 --> 00:06:25,428 I don't have time. 158 00:06:25,511 --> 00:06:27,889 Didn't you say time goes more slowly in the miniverse 159 00:06:27,972 --> 00:06:29,891 relative to the real world? 160 00:06:29,974 --> 00:06:32,268 Yes, Chris. Thanks for reminding me of that. 161 00:06:32,351 --> 00:06:34,771 Great President. All right, let's go. 162 00:06:34,854 --> 00:06:36,355 Whoa-Oh! 163 00:06:36,439 --> 00:06:38,524 Hold on to something. 164 00:06:38,608 --> 00:06:40,735 I put an unbounded vacuum inside a temporal field 165 00:06:40,818 --> 00:06:42,361 until a world developed. 166 00:06:42,445 --> 00:06:44,322 I then introduced the people of this world 167 00:06:44,405 --> 00:06:47,617 to the wonders of electricity in the form of a device 168 00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:49,535 I call a flooble crank. 169 00:06:49,619 --> 00:06:52,497 What they don't know is that 80% of every crank's energy output 170 00:06:52,580 --> 00:06:54,415 gets channeled out of the miniverse 171 00:06:54,499 --> 00:06:56,501 to be used by us. 172 00:06:56,584 --> 00:06:58,169 No more gooble boxes. 173 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:00,064 I gotta tell you, Zeep, with no disrespect, 174 00:07:00,088 --> 00:07:02,465 I really think what you're doing here is unethical. 175 00:07:02,548 --> 00:07:03,925 It's not cool. - What?! 176 00:07:04,008 --> 00:07:06,928 Y-Y-You got the people on this world slaving away 177 00:07:07,011 --> 00:07:08,638 making your power. 178 00:07:08,721 --> 00:07:10,223 I mean, that's what I call slavery. 179 00:07:10,306 --> 00:07:12,058 No, no, no, they work for each other 180 00:07:12,141 --> 00:07:14,268 in exchange for money, which they then... 181 00:07:14,352 --> 00:07:17,563 Well, that just sounds like slavery with extra steps. 182 00:07:17,647 --> 00:07:21,400 Eek barba dirkle, somebody's gonna get laid in college. 183 00:07:21,484 --> 00:07:22,693 Rick, a word? 184 00:07:22,777 --> 00:07:23,820 What the hell was that? 185 00:07:23,903 --> 00:07:25,655 I know. "eek barba dirkle"? 186 00:07:25,738 --> 00:07:27,218 That's a pretty fucked up "ooh la la." 187 00:07:27,281 --> 00:07:28,908 No, what are you doing telling this guy 188 00:07:28,991 --> 00:07:30,785 that his miniverse is unethical? 189 00:07:30,868 --> 00:07:32,912 D-Do you not see the hypocrisy here? 190 00:07:32,995 --> 00:07:36,082 Holy crap. You're right, Morty. Hypocrisy! 191 00:07:36,165 --> 00:07:38,018 Somewhere on this planet, there's gotta be an arrogant... 192 00:07:38,042 --> 00:07:40,503 scientist prick on the verge of microverse technology, 193 00:07:40,586 --> 00:07:42,773 which would threaten to make Zeep's flooble cranks obsolete, 194 00:07:42,797 --> 00:07:44,966 forcing Zeep to say microverses are bad, 195 00:07:45,049 --> 00:07:47,844 at which point he'll realize what a hypocrite he's being. 196 00:07:47,927 --> 00:07:50,346 His people will go back to stomping on their gooble boxes, 197 00:07:50,429 --> 00:07:52,974 and you and I will be on ice cream street, baby! 198 00:07:53,057 --> 00:07:54,976 Eating that motherfucking ice cream! 199 00:07:55,059 --> 00:07:56,894 Slurping, slurping, slurping it up. 200 00:07:56,978 --> 00:07:59,188 Wh-Wh-Why are you making that face? 201 00:07:59,272 --> 00:08:00,690 Holy shit! 202 00:08:00,773 --> 00:08:02,859 It's me. I've convinced the people of this planet 203 00:08:02,942 --> 00:08:04,819 that I'm a traveler from another world. 204 00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:06,922 You don't think that's over- ... doing it a little? 205 00:08:06,946 --> 00:08:09,133 I mean, you can achieve the same effect with a pair of... 206 00:08:09,157 --> 00:08:11,277 Never mind. You know what? I shouldn't be so critical. 207 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:12,577 I'm an alien. 208 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:14,787 Places, please. We're about to land. 209 00:08:18,124 --> 00:08:20,543 Too fast. 210 00:08:23,337 --> 00:08:26,632 Law enforcement converging on location. 211 00:08:26,716 --> 00:08:27,884 Keep Summer safe. 212 00:08:27,967 --> 00:08:30,636 No! No, no! Don't hurt anybody! 213 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:33,264 - Confirm custom defense protocol... 214 00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:36,058 Keep Summer safe... No physical force. 215 00:08:36,142 --> 00:08:38,227 - Yes. - Processing. 216 00:08:38,311 --> 00:08:41,022 Come out of the vehicle with your hands in the air! 217 00:08:41,105 --> 00:08:42,773 Scanning assailants. 218 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:48,154 Psychological option detected. 219 00:08:48,237 --> 00:08:50,198 Gestating. 220 00:08:50,281 --> 00:08:51,490 "Gestating"? 221 00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:53,159 Come out with your hands up, 222 00:08:53,242 --> 00:08:56,329 or we will be forced to open fire! 223 00:08:56,412 --> 00:08:57,914 - Incoming! - We got a device! 224 00:08:57,997 --> 00:08:59,707 Bomb! Bomb! 225 00:09:02,168 --> 00:09:03,294 Daddy? 226 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:05,296 Oh, my god. 227 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:06,881 H-Hunter? - Daddy? 228 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:08,549 What the hell? 229 00:09:08,633 --> 00:09:11,052 Jesus Christ, cease fire! Stay back! 230 00:09:11,135 --> 00:09:12,178 H-H-Hunter? 231 00:09:12,261 --> 00:09:14,055 - Daddy. - Hunter! 232 00:09:14,138 --> 00:09:16,057 Oh, my dear, sweet god, Hunter. 233 00:09:16,140 --> 00:09:17,391 Oh, my boy. My boy. 234 00:09:17,475 --> 00:09:19,852 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was all my fault. 235 00:09:19,936 --> 00:09:22,063 I'm sorry. Daddy, leave the car alone. 236 00:09:22,146 --> 00:09:23,189 W-W-W-What? 237 00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:25,316 Leave the car alone. 238 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:26,901 Hunter? Don't... 239 00:09:26,984 --> 00:09:28,152 Oh, my god. 240 00:09:28,236 --> 00:09:30,404 Stay here, Hunter! No! 241 00:09:30,488 --> 00:09:33,366 God, no! Hunter! 242 00:09:33,449 --> 00:09:35,534 All of you have loved ones. 243 00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:37,203 All can be returned. 244 00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:39,830 All can be taken away. 245 00:09:39,914 --> 00:09:41,874 Please step away from the vehicle. 246 00:09:43,167 --> 00:09:45,419 Keep Summer safe. 247 00:09:45,503 --> 00:09:48,214 And if you continue to turn your flooble cranks, 248 00:09:48,297 --> 00:09:50,800 I will bring you other great alien advancements. 249 00:09:50,883 --> 00:09:53,219 - Hey, lemme ask you something. - Yes? 250 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:55,888 Any of your, uh, scientists working on anything new? 251 00:09:55,972 --> 00:09:57,348 All of them. That's their job. 252 00:09:57,431 --> 00:09:59,892 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, like, energy-wise. 253 00:09:59,976 --> 00:10:02,270 Anyone working on, say, a little universe in a box? 254 00:10:02,353 --> 00:10:04,397 How do you know about that? It's top secret. 255 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:08,359 So remember... A crank a day is not nearly enough. 256 00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:10,111 Crank it. 257 00:10:10,194 --> 00:10:12,905 I told them this means "peace among worlds." 258 00:10:12,989 --> 00:10:14,323 How hilarious is that? 259 00:10:14,407 --> 00:10:15,992 Re-Really funny, Zeep. 260 00:10:16,075 --> 00:10:18,077 Hey, Zeep, the fake president of your fake world 261 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:20,538 has something fake important to show you. 262 00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:23,833 It's not much now, 263 00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:25,876 but once I learn to accelerate the temporal field, 264 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:28,421 I'll be able to interact with any sentient life that evolves 265 00:10:28,504 --> 00:10:31,173 and introduce them to the wonders of electricity 266 00:10:31,257 --> 00:10:34,260 via a pulley-based device I call a blooble yank. 267 00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:36,470 But what they won't know is... 268 00:10:36,554 --> 00:10:38,431 You'll be taking most of their energy. 269 00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:39,890 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. 270 00:10:39,974 --> 00:10:42,435 It's show-... time. 271 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:49,150 You do realize this will make the flooble crank obsolete? 272 00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:52,987 This is wrong, Kyle. What you're doing is wrong. 273 00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:55,364 - You're basically... - This is slavery. 274 00:10:55,448 --> 00:10:57,867 You're talking about creating a planet of slaves. 275 00:10:57,950 --> 00:10:59,410 Told you, Zeep. 276 00:10:59,493 --> 00:11:01,287 Oh, they won't be slaves. 277 00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:03,450 They'll work for each other and pay each other money. 278 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:08,544 That just sounds like slavery with ex... tra... steps. 279 00:11:08,627 --> 00:11:10,338 - What? - Wait a minute. 280 00:11:10,421 --> 00:11:13,049 Did you create my universe? Is my universe a miniverse? 281 00:11:13,132 --> 00:11:15,259 - Microverse! - Uh, teenyverse. 282 00:11:15,343 --> 00:11:17,219 - Ugh! - You bastard! 283 00:11:17,303 --> 00:11:19,180 Much obliged. 284 00:11:19,263 --> 00:11:22,016 - What the hell is happening? - This is healthy. Trust me. 285 00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:23,893 You're my battery, motherfucker! 286 00:11:23,976 --> 00:11:25,186 That's all you are. 287 00:11:25,269 --> 00:11:27,188 I made you. Your microverse sucks! 288 00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:29,374 And your miniverse is the size of a fucking lobster tank! 289 00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:30,441 It's wack! 290 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,485 Are they not really aliens? 291 00:11:32,568 --> 00:11:34,862 Nah, they're just a couple of crazy, 292 00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:36,906 wacky scientists, you know? 293 00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:38,449 So he made a universe, 294 00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:40,201 and that guy is from that universe. 295 00:11:40,284 --> 00:11:42,495 - You're my battery! - And that guy made a universe. 296 00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:46,082 And that's the universe where I was born. 297 00:11:46,165 --> 00:11:48,334 Where my father died. 298 00:11:48,417 --> 00:11:50,586 Where I couldn't make time for his funeral 299 00:11:50,669 --> 00:11:55,049 because I was working on my universe. 300 00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:56,884 - I made you! - Yeah. 301 00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,594 Science, huh? Ain't it a thing. 302 00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:00,930 You know, one time, Rick sh... accidentally shot 303 00:12:01,013 --> 00:12:02,598 his laser pistol right through my hand. 304 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:06,227 You know, I mean, like, Old-Lady Science, you know? 305 00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:08,062 She's a real... 306 00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:09,456 You got to hang on tight, you know? 307 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:12,233 Because she... she... She bucks pretty hard. 308 00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:15,319 Ooh, boy, what... Oh, my god, no! 309 00:12:20,116 --> 00:12:21,325 - Teenyverse. - Teenyverse. 310 00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:25,454 Come on, come on, come on. 311 00:12:25,538 --> 00:12:27,665 Pterodactyl! 312 00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:29,083 Asshole! 313 00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:30,668 When I get out of this teenyverse, 314 00:12:30,751 --> 00:12:32,503 I'm gonna smash it to pieces with you in it. 315 00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,272 Yeah, well, when I get out of this teenyverse, 316 00:12:34,296 --> 00:12:35,941 I'm gonna get out of the surrounding miniverse 317 00:12:35,965 --> 00:12:37,776 and then the microverse around that, and guess what? 318 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,718 Don't make things worse, Rick! 319 00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:41,720 Uh, he's not gonna destroy your universe. 320 00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,764 You know, we... we need it to start our car. 321 00:12:43,848 --> 00:12:45,808 That's what you used my universe for... 322 00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:47,685 To run your car? 323 00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:49,353 Yeah, but don't flatter yourself. 324 00:12:49,437 --> 00:12:52,857 There's always AAA, you fucking cock sucker! 325 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,525 What's he doing? What's he crafting? 326 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:56,235 I can craft stuff, too, pal! 327 00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:58,154 Just like I crafted your reality! 328 00:12:59,155 --> 00:13:01,282 You crafty son of a... 329 00:13:01,365 --> 00:13:03,534 Ow! I crafted the guy that created 330 00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:05,411 the planet you're standing on! 331 00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:06,888 Yeah, and I made the stars that became 332 00:13:06,912 --> 00:13:08,265 the carbon in your mother's ovaries! 333 00:13:08,289 --> 00:13:09,915 I didn't ask to be born! 334 00:13:09,999 --> 00:13:11,542 All right, that's it! I'm out. 335 00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,294 I-I'm gonna go into the wilderness, 336 00:13:13,377 --> 00:13:14,813 and I'm gonna make a new life for myself 337 00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,297 among the tree people. 338 00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:17,923 I-It can't be worse than this. 339 00:13:18,007 --> 00:13:19,609 Sure. Okay, Morty, Just be back before sundown 340 00:13:19,633 --> 00:13:20,926 or the tree people will eat you. 341 00:13:21,010 --> 00:13:22,136 That's a myth! 342 00:13:22,219 --> 00:13:24,096 W-W-Why are you trying to start a myth? 343 00:13:24,180 --> 00:13:25,723 It's a prehistoric planet, Morty. 344 00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:27,433 Someone has to bring a little culture. 345 00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:29,185 And I-i-it certainly can't be someone 346 00:13:29,268 --> 00:13:32,104 whose entire culture powers my brake lights! 347 00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:37,151 Go, go, go! 348 00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:39,570 Oh, my god. Oh, god. 349 00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:41,572 What are we gonna do now? 350 00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:43,991 I am unable to destroy this army. 351 00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:46,994 To clarify, I am quite able to destroy this army, 352 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:49,622 but you will not permit it. - Correct. 353 00:13:49,705 --> 00:13:53,584 You also refuse to authorize emotional countermeasures. 354 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:56,045 If you're talking about the melting ghost babies, 355 00:13:56,128 --> 00:13:57,880 yes, please, no more of that. 356 00:13:57,963 --> 00:13:59,340 Confirmed. 357 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:03,052 I am currently constructing a security measure 358 00:14:03,135 --> 00:14:04,970 in compliance with your parameters. 359 00:14:05,054 --> 00:14:08,140 But I do want to say you are not making this easy. 360 00:14:08,224 --> 00:14:09,892 You know you're kind of a dick, right? 361 00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:12,895 My function is to keep Summer safe, 362 00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:16,065 not keep Summer being, like, totally stoked 363 00:14:16,148 --> 00:14:19,026 about, like, the general vibe and stuff. 364 00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:21,737 That's you. That's how you talk. 365 00:14:25,366 --> 00:14:27,993 Hey, that's my deer! 366 00:14:29,370 --> 00:14:30,829 Aaaaaaah! 367 00:14:30,913 --> 00:14:32,164 Raah! 368 00:14:32,248 --> 00:14:35,292 I hope your god is as big a dick as you. 369 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:40,548 My god's the biggest dick that's never existed. 370 00:14:40,631 --> 00:14:42,758 Why do you think I'm even here? 371 00:14:44,093 --> 00:14:46,679 You're here... 372 00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:49,139 because you created someone smarter than you. 373 00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:52,935 Oh, I thought we were both here 374 00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:55,145 because I created a universe of idiots. 375 00:15:01,235 --> 00:15:04,154 Kalo kada sha la. 376 00:15:04,238 --> 00:15:06,699 Holy shit. Morty? I haven't seen you in months! 377 00:15:06,782 --> 00:15:08,534 You're leading the tree people? 378 00:15:08,617 --> 00:15:09,952 Huh. That's a step up. 379 00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:11,245 We have no leaders. 380 00:15:11,328 --> 00:15:13,831 We follow only the will of the forest. 381 00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:15,040 Ooh. Wow. 382 00:15:15,124 --> 00:15:16,458 Gaaaaay. 383 00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:18,043 That is pretty gay. 384 00:15:18,127 --> 00:15:19,962 You two call yourselves geniuses, 385 00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:22,673 but you have spent this time learning nothing. 386 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,508 Come with me into the forest. 387 00:15:24,592 --> 00:15:27,136 There is something I wish to teach you. 388 00:15:30,514 --> 00:15:34,101 This is Ku'ala, the spirit tree. 389 00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:36,103 For generations, it has guided the... 390 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:39,398 You have to get us the fuck outta here. 391 00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:41,275 These people are backwards savages. 392 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:42,943 They eat every third baby 393 00:15:43,027 --> 00:15:45,070 because they think it makes fruit grow bigger. 394 00:15:45,154 --> 00:15:47,573 Everyone's gross, and they all smell like piss all the time. 395 00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:50,242 I m... I m... I miss my family. I miss my laptop. 396 00:15:50,326 --> 00:15:52,077 I masturbated to an extra-curvy piece 397 00:15:52,161 --> 00:15:53,579 of driftwood the other day! 398 00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:55,289 Look, I-I don't care what it takes. 399 00:15:55,372 --> 00:15:56,999 You two are putting aside your bullshit, 400 00:15:57,082 --> 00:15:59,376 and you're working together to get us back home. 401 00:15:59,460 --> 00:16:01,295 No can do, Morty. I just can't. 402 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:03,005 I just don't see how I can... 403 00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:04,298 Ro ro dah no gah! 404 00:16:04,381 --> 00:16:07,092 You're smart. You'll figure it out. 405 00:16:07,176 --> 00:16:09,345 You have 10 seconds 406 00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:11,263 to get out of the ship! 407 00:16:11,347 --> 00:16:14,058 10, 9... 408 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,392 All right, not bad. 409 00:16:15,476 --> 00:16:17,478 I guess you're an okay proto recombinator. 410 00:16:17,561 --> 00:16:20,147 I've certainly seen worse ionic cell dioxination. 411 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,940 If this works, drinks are on me. 412 00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:23,651 If drinks are on you, you're gonna need 413 00:16:23,734 --> 00:16:25,361 a second mortgage on that tower. 414 00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:26,945 I'm an alcoholic. 415 00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,447 Opium addict. 416 00:16:30,783 --> 00:16:33,285 All right, okay, okay, okay, wrap it up. 417 00:16:33,369 --> 00:16:34,953 You guys are the fucking worst! 418 00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,246 Your gods are a lie! 419 00:16:36,330 --> 00:16:38,791 Fuck you, fuck nature, and fuck trees! 420 00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:42,503 Yes! You did it! Yes! 421 00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:44,296 Hey, uh, how about that drink? 422 00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:47,132 Sure, I just need to go grab my wallet from inside my ship. 423 00:16:47,216 --> 00:16:48,717 Oh, is your wallet in your ship? 424 00:16:48,801 --> 00:16:50,302 That's where the transporter is, too, 425 00:16:50,386 --> 00:16:51,804 so why don't we come with? 426 00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:55,140 It's cool. I'll be back in a sec. 427 00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:58,977 You know how long a second can take in a microverse? 428 00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:01,146 Run, Morty! That asshole's willing to risk... 429 00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:02,832 everything he cares about just to defeat me! 430 00:17:02,856 --> 00:17:04,233 He's psychotic! 431 00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:08,821 - Morty, hop on my back. - Why? 432 00:17:08,904 --> 00:17:11,323 Go, go Sanchez ski shoes. 433 00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:15,494 - Aaaaaah! - ...eight... 434 00:17:16,787 --> 00:17:18,080 Aaaah! Oof! 435 00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:21,959 Hold still. 436 00:17:22,042 --> 00:17:23,794 Oh, hey, guys. 437 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,380 I just finished cooking us a feast. 438 00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,173 - Aaaah! - Holy... 439 00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:30,467 - You monster! - Whoa. Bad tour. 440 00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:32,094 ...seven... 441 00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,738 Hey, you gotta sign out. 442 00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:36,098 Nothing you do matters! Your existence is a lie! 443 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:39,727 If that were really true, then... 444 00:17:39,810 --> 00:17:41,979 - I'm here to see Ron Mendleson. - Third floor. 445 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,689 Would you like to go to dinner with... 446 00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:45,357 Uh, no. 447 00:17:47,943 --> 00:17:49,903 You may have created this universe, Rick, 448 00:17:49,987 --> 00:17:52,573 but I live in it. - Shit! 449 00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:54,416 What are we gonna do, Rick? We're so screwed. 450 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:56,261 He's gonna get to the ship and smash the microverse, 451 00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:57,745 and then he's gonna kill us! 452 00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,472 Quick, Morty, you've got to turn into a car. 453 00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:01,123 - What?! - A long time ago... 454 00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:02,892 I implanted you with a subdermal chip that could 455 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,716 call upon dormant nanobots in your bloodstream 456 00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:07,045 to restructure your anatomy and turn you into a car. 457 00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:08,547 - Oh, my god! - Concentrate, Morty. 458 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:09,983 Concentrate and turn into a car, Morty. 459 00:18:11,633 --> 00:18:13,194 Never mind. Here's a taxi. Get in. It's fine. 460 00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:14,928 ...six... 461 00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:18,724 - Hey, Zeep. - Huh? 462 00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:21,435 Happy Ricksgiving, biiiiiitch. 463 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:23,395 Aaah! 464 00:18:23,479 --> 00:18:24,855 We did it, Morty. 465 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,916 Now let's get out of here and destroy this whole universe. 466 00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,275 Excuse me? 467 00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:30,360 ...five... - Sir? 468 00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:34,698 - Holy hell. - Sir! 469 00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:37,034 Hold your fire! 470 00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:41,288 What's going on? 471 00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:42,766 I have brokered a peace agreement 472 00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:45,167 between the giant spiders and the government. 473 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:48,587 Thanks to the skilled diplomacy of this mysterious space car, 474 00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:51,507 from this day forward, human and spiderkind will live 475 00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:53,467 side by side in peace. 476 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,219 We will stop bombing them, 477 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,280 and they will no longer use their telepathic abilities 478 00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,723 to make us wander into webs for later consumption. 479 00:18:59,807 --> 00:19:01,350 Instead, we will work together 480 00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:03,811 to make this world a better place for all, 481 00:19:03,894 --> 00:19:06,146 no matter how many legs. 482 00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:08,357 What do we do about the space car? 483 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:09,691 Leave it alone. 484 00:19:09,775 --> 00:19:11,360 I mean, what did it really do, anyways? 485 00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:12,754 Kill a guy and paralyze his buddy? 486 00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:15,572 Not a bad trade for spider peace. 487 00:19:15,656 --> 00:19:17,533 All right, that's it. Move out! 488 00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:25,332 I love this spider! 489 00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:27,042 Summer is safe. 490 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:28,627 All right, I get it. 491 00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:33,841 Riiiick! 492 00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:37,177 Don't do it. 493 00:19:37,261 --> 00:19:40,514 You quit school, but you still got some learning to do. 494 00:19:52,651 --> 00:19:54,278 Aah! 495 00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:55,779 Unh! 496 00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:06,540 Class dismissed. 497 00:20:06,623 --> 00:20:08,917 Geez. 498 00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:19,094 - You all right? - Uh-Huh! 499 00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:20,387 What are you doing, Rick? 500 00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,097 I'm pretty sure the battery's dead. 501 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:23,473 Oh, you think so, huh, Morty? 502 00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:25,142 Well, let's see. 503 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,561 Hey, wait... Huh? I don't get it. 504 00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:29,855 Of course you don't. But Zeep did. 505 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,458 He knew that once I got back to my car, 506 00:20:31,523 --> 00:20:33,358 one of two things was gonna happen... 507 00:20:33,442 --> 00:20:35,444 I was gonna have to toss a broken battery, 508 00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:38,363 or the battery wouldn't be broken. 509 00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:46,622 Peace among worlds, Rick. 510 00:20:46,705 --> 00:20:47,831 Jesus. 511 00:20:47,915 --> 00:20:49,499 Yeah. Listen to that baby purr. 512 00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:51,168 You were right, Morty... 513 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,812 We really just needed to be honest with those guys. 514 00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:54,046 All right, here we go. 515 00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:58,383 Thank y-o-o-o... 516 00:20:58,467 --> 00:21:00,218 See, Morty? This is what it's all about. 517 00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:01,887 This is why we do what we do. 518 00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:03,472 - Uh-Huh. - Ew! What the hell? 519 00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:05,599 Jesus! There's flies in my ice cream. 520 00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:06,892 Presidential decree... 521 00:21:06,975 --> 00:21:09,353 All ice cream is now for all beings, 522 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:10,938 no matter how many legs. 523 00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:12,606 What the fuck did you do, Summer?! 524 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,329 It was your ship! Your stupid ship did it! 525 00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:16,079 - Don't blame my ship! - It melted a child! 526 00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:18,028 My ship doesn't do anything unless it's told to! 527 00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:19,780 I don't want to hear it, Summer! 528 00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:21,865 Your boobs are all hanging about, 529 00:21:21,949 --> 00:21:23,784 and you ruined ice cream with your boobs out. 530 00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:25,535 And don't even try to deny it, either. 531 00:22:14,209 --> 00:22:15,669 Oh, my god! 532 00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:17,129 Did you get any of that? 533 00:22:17,212 --> 00:22:19,172 It's a good show!